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#27 $
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01 DON'T TELL ME , I KNOW . $
THE PLACE LOOKS SO BLOODY TIDY . $
YOU DIDN'T GO TO WORK AGAIN TODAY , DID YOU ?
02 I'M AFRAID NOT , TOM . $
01 LOOK . $
THIS HAS GOT TO STOP . $
02 I KNOW , TOM , BUT ... $
01 IT 'S VANITY , JUST BLOODY VANITY , BECAUSE YOU 'VE SUDDE
NLY GOT A POT BELLY AT TWENTY-FIVE . $
IF YOU ONLY DID SOME SLIMMING EXERCISES . $
THAT 'S ALL YOU NEED . $
YOU 'RE BECOMING PSYCHOTIC ABOUT IT . $
GARY , PLEASE LUV , TRY AND BE REASONABLE . $
02 I WENT TO THE DOCTOR AGAIN , TODAY , TOM . $
01 YOU 'RE A HYPOCHONDRIAC , THAT 'S WHAT YOU ARE ; WELL , W
HAT DID HE SAY ? $
02 HE SAID , TOM ... $
WELL , WHAT YOU SAY ... $
01 THERE YOU ARE . $
02 HE DID ALL KINDA TESTS AND THINGS , HE FELT SOMETHING MOV
E , THOUGH ... $
01 DON'T TALK LIKE THAT . $
02 BUT HE SAID IT WAS JUST WIND . $
FUNNY , THAT YOU CAN FEEL WIND ... $
01 WELL , WHAT DID I TELL YOU ? $
02 BUT I THINK HE 'S WORRIED ... HE KIND OF ... LOOKS AWFULL
Y UNHAPPY ABOUT IT ALL . $
01 THAT 'S JUST YOU . . .