<< *104 . PETER RANSLEY : DISABLED . PLAYS AND PLAYERS , JUN
E 1971 . P. 70 - 85 . FIRST PERF. : 100571 . CHAR. : 01 BARK
ER , 02 MIKE , 03 PAMELA , 04 GIRL , 05 MRS HUTCHESON , 06 J
OHNSON , 07 PARROT >> $
#70
01 DAMN ! $
... DAMN DAMN DAMN . $
WHO IS IT ? $
04 TASK FORCE . $
01 I DON'T WANT YOU ! $
04 THEY ASKED ME TO GET YOUR GROCERIES . $
01 GROCERIES ? $
DID YOU SAY - GROCERIES ? $
I DON'T WANT ANY GROCERIES . $
04 I 'M SORRY ... I THOUGHT THEY SAID ... $
01 THEY 'RE ALWAYS SAYING - WAIT ! $
JUST A MINUTE , JUST A MINUTE . $
04 WHAT DO YOU WANT ? $
01 EH ? $
04 WHAT SHALL I PUT DOWN ? $
01 PUT DOWN THAT I 'M ON HUNGER STRIKE . $
NO . $
WAIT . $
I 'LL TELL YOU WHAT TO PUT . $
DEAR MR WELFARE - $
WITH REFERENCE TO MY NEW FLAT THIS IS VERY CONVENIENT EXCEPT
THAT THE DOOR HANDLES ARE TOO SHORT FOR ME TO GET IN , OR O
NCE IN , TO GET OUT . $
I AM FINDING IT VERY EASY TO KEEP THE SHELVES AND CUPBOARDS
TIDY AS REQUESTED , AS THEY ARE OUT OF REACH . $
ONE POINT OF CRITICISM , IF I MAY . . .
