<< *155 . JOHNNY SPEIGHT : IF THERE WEREN'T ANY BLACKS YOU '
D HAVE TO INVENT THEM . LONDON , METHUEN , 1968 . 48 P. . FI
RST PERF. : 000868 . CHAR. : 01 SEXTON , 02 VICAR , 03 UNDER
TAKER , 04 PRIVATE , 05 OFFICER , 06 ROBIN'S MOTHER , 07 MUS
ICIAN , 08 BLIND MAN , 09 BACKWARDS MAN , 10 YOUNG MAN , 11
PRIEST , 12 DOCTOR , 13 NURSE , 14 GIRL , 15 JEWISH MOTHER ,
16 JUDGE >> $
#7 $
< PART ONE > $
< OPEN ON FUNERAL : PROCESSION MOVING TOWARDS A GRAVE THROUG
H A CEMETERY . $
CUT TO BELL TOLLING . $
CUT TO : > $
01 I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS . $
NOT MY JOB . $
JUST THE MUGGINS THAT 'S ALL I AM . $
THE BLOODY DOGSBODY . $
GOT TO DIG HOLES ... FILL 'EM IN ... RING BELLS ... DIG MORE
BLOODY HOLES ... FILL THEM IN . $
ALL THE OTHERS DO IS CHAT AND GIVE OUT ORDERS . $
< ( WE SEE THE VICAR MURMURING THE FUNERAL SERVICE FROM THE
SEXTON'S POINT OF VIEW . ) > $
01 THAT BLOODY VICAR 'S GOT IT EASY HE HAS . $
ALL HE EVER DOES IS PRAY . $
PRAYS FOR THIS , PRAYS FOR THE OTHER . $
I 'M TOO BLOODY BUS . . .
