SCENE I. An Apartment at Mr. Norberry's.

WHY blame me?—Why blame me?—My sister had the sole management of your daughter by your own authority, from the age of six years, till within eight months of the present time, when, in conse­quence of my sister's death, she was transferred to my pro­tection.

Your sister, Mr. Norberry, was a prudent good woman—she never could instruct her in all this vice.

—Depend upon it, my dear friend, that Miss Dorrillon, your daughter, came to my house just the same heedless woman of fashion you now see her.

Very well—'Tis very well—But when I think on my disappointment—

There is nothing which may not be repaired, Maria, with you for a guide—

Me! She turns me into ridicule—laughs at me! This morning, as she was enumerating some of her frivolous expences, she observed me lift up my hands and sigh; on which she named [...]ifty other extravagances she had no occasion to mention, merely to enjoy the pang which every folly of her's sends to my heart.

But do not charge this conduct of your daugh­ter to the want of filial lov [...]—did she know you were Sir [Page 6] William Dorrillon, did she know you were her father, every word you uttered, every look you glanced, would be received with gentleness and submission:—but your present rebukes from Mr. Mandred (as you are called) from a perfect stran­ger, as she supposes, she considers as an impertinence which she has a right to resent.

I wish I had continued abroad. And yet, the hope of beholding her, and of bestowing upon her the riches I acquired, was my sole support through all the toils by which I gained them.

And, considering her present course of life, your riches could not come more opportunely.

She shall never have a farthing of them. Do you think I have encountered the perils of almost every cli­mate, to squander my hard-earned fortune upon the paltry vicious pleasures in which she delights? No—I have been now in your house exactly a month—I will stay but one day longer—and then, without telling her who I am, I will leave the kingdom and her for ever—Nor shall she know that this insignificant merchant whom she despises, was her father, till he is gone, never to be recalled.

You are offended with some justice; but, as I have often told you, your excessive delicacy and respect for the conduct of the other sex, degenerate into rigour.

True—for what I see so near perfection as wo­man, I want to see perfect. WE, Mr. Norberry, can never be perfect; but surely women, women, might easily be made angels!

And if they were, we should soon be glad to make them into women again.

(inattentive to Mr. Nor.)—She sets the example. She gives the fashion!—and now your whole house, and all your visitors, in imitation of her, treat me with levity, or with contempt.—But I'll go away to-morrow.

Can you desert your child in the moment she most wants your protection? That exquisite beauty just now mature—

There's my difficulty!—There's my struggle!—If she were not so like her mother, I could leave her with­out a pang—cast her off, and think no more of her—But that shape! that face! those speaking looks! Yet, how re­versed!—Where is the diffidence, the humility—where is the simplicity of my beloved wife? Bu [...]ied in her grave.

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And, in all this great town, you may never see even its apparition.

I rejoice, however, at the stratagem by which I have gained a knowledge of her heart: deprived of the means of searching it in her early years, had I at present come as her father, she might have deceived me with counterfeit man­ners, till time disclosed the imposition.—Now at least, I am not imposed upon.

Lord Priory.

Lord Priory!

An old acquaintance of mine, though we sel­dom meet. He has some singularities; and yet, perhaps—

My dear Lord, I am glad to see you. Mr. Mandred ( introducing Sir William). My Lord, I hope I see you in perfect health.

Yes: but in very ill humour. I came to London early this morning with my family for the winter, and found my house, after going through only a slight repair, so damp, that I dare not sleep in it: and so I am now sending and going all over the town to seek for lodgings.

Then seek no farther, but take up your lodg­ings here.

To be plain with you, I called in hopes you would ask me; for I am so delicately scrupulous in respect to lady Priory that I could not bear the thought of taking her to an hotel.

Then pray return home, and bring her hither immediately, with all your luggage.

I am most extremely obliged to you ( very fervently); for into no one house belonging to any of my ac­quaintance would I take my wife, so soon as into yours. I have now been married eleven years, and during all that time I have made it a rule never to go on a visit▪ so as to domesti­cate, in the house of a married man.

May I enquire the reason of that?

It is because I am married myself; and ha­ving always treated my wife according to the ancient mode of treating wives, I would rather she should never be an eye­witness to the modern household management

The ancients, I believe, were very affectionate [...]

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And they had reason to be so; for their wives obeyed them. The ancients seldom gave them the li­berty to do wrong: but modern wives do as they like.

And don't you suffer lady Priory to do as she likes?

Yes, when it is what I like too. But never, never else.

Does not this draw on you the character of an unkind husband?

That I am proud of Did you never observe, that seldom a breach of sidelity in a wi [...] is exposed, where the unfortunate husband is not said to be "he best creature in the world? Poor man, so good-natured?—Doatingly fond of his wife!—indulged her in every thing!—How cruel in her to serve him so!" Now, if I am served so, it shall not be for my good-nature.

But I hope you equally disapprove of every severity.

What do you mean by severity?

You know you used to be rather violent in your temper.

So I am still—apt to be hasty and passion­ate—but that is rather of advantage to me as a husband—it causes me to be obeyed without hesitation—no liberty for contention, tears or repining. I insure conjugal sunshine; by now and then introducing a storm; while some husbands never see any thing but a cloudy sky, and all for want of a little domestic thunder to clear away the vapours.

I have long conceived indulgence to be the bane of female happiness.

And so it is.—I know several women of fashion, who will visit six places of different amusement on the same night, have company at home besides, and yet, for want of something more, they'll be out of spirits; my wife never goes to a public place, has scarce ever company at home, and yet is always in spirits.

Never visits operas, or balls, or routs?

How should she? She goes to b [...]d every night exactly at ten.

In the name of wonder, how have you been able to bring her to that?

By making her rise every morning at five.

And so she becomes tired before night.

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Tired to death. Or, if I see her eyes completely open at bed-time, and she asks me to play one game more at picquet, the next morning I jog her elbow at half after four.

But suppose she does not reply to the signal?

Then I turn the key of the door when I leave the chamber; and there I [...]ind her when I come home in the evening.

And without her having seen a creature all day?

That is in my favour; for not having seen a single soul, she is rejoiced even to see me.

And will she speak to you after such usage?

If you only considered how much a wo­man longs to speak after being kept a whole day silent, you would not ask that question.

Well, this is the most surprising method!

Not at all. In ancient days when man­ners were simple and pure, did not wives wait at the table of their husbands? and did not angels witness the subordination? I have taught Lady Priory to practise the same humble do­cile obedience—to pay respect to her husband in every shape and every form—no careless inattention to me—no smiling politeness to others in preference to me—no putting me up in a corner—in all assemblies, she considers her hus­band as the first person.

I am impatient to see her.

But don't expect a fine lady with high feathers, and the et caetera of an Eastern concubine; you will see a modest plain Englishwoman with a cap on her head▪ a handkerchief on her neck, and a gown of her own manu­facture.

My friend Norberry, what a contrast must there be between Lady Priory and the ladies in this house!

Have you ladies in this house!

Don't be alarmed; they are both single, and can give Lady Priory no ideas concerning the marriage state.

Are you sure of that? Some single wo­men are more informed than their friends wish them to be.

For these ladies, notwithstanding a few (what you would call) excesses, I will answer.

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Well, then, I and my wife will be with you about nine in the evening; you know we go to bed at ten.

But remember you bring your own servants to wait on you at five in the morning.

I shall bring but one—my old servant Oliver, who knows all my customs so well, that I never go any where without him.

And is that old servant your valet still?

No, he is now a kind of gentleman in wait­ing. I have had no employment for a valet since I married:—my wife, for want of dissipation, has not only time to attend upon herself, but upon me. Do you think I could suffer a clumsy man to tie on my neckcloth or comb out my hair, when the soft, delicate, and tender hands of my wife are at my command?

After this amiable description of a woman, how can I endure to see her, whom reason bids me detest; but whom nature still—

Here she comes; and her companion in folly along with her.

There's another woman! that Lady Mary Raffle! How can you suffer such people in your house?

She is only on a visit for a few months—she comes every winter, as her family and mine have long been intimately connected.

Let us go. I can't bear the sight of them.

Stay, and for once behave with politeness and good humour to your daughter—do—and I dare venture my life, she will neither insult nor treat you with disrespect. You know you always begin first.

Have not I a right to begin first?

But that is a right of which she is ignorant.

And deserves to be so, and ever shall be so, ‘I stay and treat her with politeness and good humour?’ No—rather let her kneel and implore my pardon.

Suffer me to reveal who you are, and so she will.

If you expose me only by one insinuation to her knowledge, our friendship is that moment at an end.

I have already given you my pro­mise on that subject; and you may rely upon it.

I thank you—Let us go, I believe you—and I thank you.

They are gone. Thank heaven they are gone out of this room, for I expect a dozen visitors; and Mr. Norberry looks so gloomy upon me, he puts me out of spirits; while that Mr. Mandred's peevishness is not to be borne.

Be satisfied; for you were tolerably severe upon him this morning in your turn.

Why, I am vext—an [...]d I don't like to be found fault with in my best humour, much less when I have so many things to tease me.

What are they?

I have now lost all my money, and all my jew­els at play; it is almost two years since I have received a single remittance from my father; and Mr. Norberry refuses to advance me a shilling more. What I shall do to discharge a debt which must be paid either to-day or to-morrow heaven knows! Dear Lady Mary, you could not lend me a small sum, could you?

Who? I! [ with surprise]—My dear creature, it was the very thing I was going to ask of you: for when you have money, I know no one so willing to disperse it among her friends.

Am not I!—I protest I love to part with my money; for I know with what pleasure I receive it myself, and I like to see that joy sparkle in another's eye, which has so often brightened my own. But last night ruined me—I must have money somewhere.— [...]s you can't assist me, I must ask Mr. Norberry for his carriage, and immediately go in search of some friend that can lend me four, or five, or six, or seven hundred pounds. But the worst is, I have lost my credit—Is not that dreadful?

Yes, yes, I know what it is.

What will become of me?

Why don't you marry, and throw all your misfortunes upon your husband?

Why don't you marry? For you have as ma­ny to throw as I have.

But not so many lovers who would be wil­ling to receive the load. I have no Sir George Evelyn with ten thousand pounds a year—no Mr. Bronzely.

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If you have not now, you once had: for I am sure Bronzely once paid his addresses to you.

And you have the vanity to suppose you took him from me?

Silence.—Reserve your anger to de [...]end, and not to attack me. We should be allies by the common ties of poverty: and 'tis time to arm; for here's the enemy.

They are here still.

( Preventing him.) No, no.

I have been waiting here, Mr. Norberry, to ask a favour of you.

Will you be so kind as to lend me your carriage for a couple of hours?

has just asked me for it to take him into the city.

Oh, Mr. Mandred will give it up to Miss Dorrillon, I am sure; he can defer his business till to-morrow.

No Madam▪ she may as well put off hers. I have money to receive, and I can't do it.

I have money to pay, and I can't do it.

If one is going to receive, and the other to pay money, I think the best way is for you to go together; and then, what deficiency there is on one side, the other may supply.

Will you consent, Mr. Mandred?—Come, do; and I'll be friends with you.

"She'll be friends with me!"

Will you?

No.

Well. I certainly can ask a favour of Mr. Mandred better than I can of any person in the world.

Why so, Maria?

Because, instead of pain, I can see it gives him pleasure to refuse me.

I never confer a favour, of the most trivial kind, where I have no esteem.

Nor would I receive a favour, of the most trivial kind, from one who has not liberality to esteem me.

Come, Miss Dorrillon, do not grow serious: laugh as much as you please, but say nothing that—

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From whom then can you ever receive favours, except from the vain, the idle, and the depraved?—from those whose lives are passed in begging them of others?

They are the persons who know best how to bestow them: for my part, had I not sometimes felt what it was to want a friend, I might never have had humanity to be the friend of another.

Sir George Evelyn.

And pray, my dear, whose friend have you ever been?—

—Not Sir George Evelyn's, I am sure; and yet he of all others deserves your friendship most.

But friendship will not content him: as soon as he thought he had gained that—

He aspired to the supreme happiness of your love.

Now you talk of "supreme happiness," have you provided tickets for the fete on Thursday?

I have; provided you have obtained Mr. Norberry's leave to go.

That I cannot grant.

Nay, my dear Sir, do not force me to go without it.

Would you dare?

"Would I dare," Mr. Mandred!—and what have you to say if I do?

I was only going to say, that if you did, and I were Mr. Norberry—

And if you were Mr. Norberry, and treated me in the manner you now do, depend upon it [...] should not think your approbation or disapprobation, your pleasure or displeasure, of the slightest consequence.

( Greatly agitated.) I dare say not—I dare say not. Good morning, Sir George—I dare say not.—Good morning, Mr. Norberry.

Slopt a moment.—Maria, you have offended Mr. Mandred.

He has offended me.

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I shan't offend you long.

Stay, Mr. Mandred: Miss Dorrillon, make an apology; Mr. Mandred is my friend, and you must not treat him with this levity.

No, no apology.

No, no apology▪ But I'll tell you what I'll do.

—If Mr. Mandred likes, I'll shake hands with him—and we'll be good friends for the future. But then, don't find fault with me—I can't bear it. You don't like to be found fault with, yourself—You look as cross as any thing every time I say the least word against you. Come, shake hands; and don't let us see one another's fail­ings for the future.

There is no future for the trial.

How do you mean?

Mr. Mandred sets off again for India to-mor­row.

Indeed! I thought he was come to live in England! I am sorry you are going.

Why sorry?

Because we have so frequently quarrelled. I am always unhappy when I am going to be parted from a person with whom I have disagreed; I often think I could part with less regret from a friend.

Not, I suppose, if the quarrel is forgiven?

Ah! but Mr. Mandred does not forgive! no! in his looks I can always see resentment—Some­times indeed I have traced a spark of kindness, and have gent­ly tried to blow it to a little flame of friendship; when, with one hasty puff I have put it out.

You are right. It is—I believe—extinguished.

A very singular man.

Oh! if he was not rich, there would be no bearing him—indeed he seems to have lost all his friends; for during the month he has been here, I never found he had any one acquaintance out of this house.

And what is very strange, he has taken an aversion to me.—But it is still more strange, that although I [Page 15] know he has, yet in my heart I like him. He is morose to an insufferable degree; but then, when by chance he speaks kind, you cannot imagine how it soothes me.—He wants com­passion and all the tender virtues; and yet, I frequently think, that if any serious misfortune were to be [...]al me, he would be the first person to whom I should fly to complain.

Then why don't you [...]ly and tell him of your misfortune last night.

What misfortune?

Hush!

A loss at play.—

—I beg your pardon, but it was out before you said hush.

Ah! Maria, will you still risk your own and my happiness?

Your happiness and mine, Sir!—I beg you will not place them so near to each other.

Mine is so firmly fixed on you, it can only exist in yours.

Then, when she is married to Mr. Bronze­ly, you will be happy because [...] will be so?

Bronzely! has he dared?

Have not you dared, Sir?

But I believe Mr. Bronzely is the most dar­ing of the two.—

—Take care of him.

Miss Dorrillon, I will not affront you by sup­posing that you mean seriously to receive the addresses of Mr. Bronzely; but I warn you against giving others, who know you less than I do, occasion to think so.

I never wish to deceive any one—I do admit of Mr. Bronzely's addresses.

Why, he is the professed lover of your friend Lady Mary! or granting he denies it, and that I even pass over the frivolity of the cox [...]omo, still he is unworthy of you.

He says the same of you; and half a dozen more say exactly the same of each other. If you like, I'll discard every one of you as unworthy; but if I retain you, I will retain the rest. Which do you choose?

I submit to any thing rather than the total loss of you—But remember, that your felicity—

"Felicity! felicity!"—ah! that is a word [Page 16] not to be found in the vocabulary of my sensations!— sighing.

I believe you, and have always regarded you with a compassion that has augmented my love. In your in­fancy, deprived of the watchful eye and anxious tenderness of a mother; the manly caution and authority of a father; misled by the brilliant vapour of fashion; surrounded by enemies in the garb of friends—Ah! do you weep? bles­sed, blessed be the sign! Suffer me to dry those tears I have caused, and to give you a knowledge of true felicity.

I am very angry with myself.—Don't, I beg, tell Mr. Norberry or Mr. Mindred you saw me cry—they'll suppose I have been more indiscreet ( [...] her tears) than I really have. For in reality I have no­thing—

Do not endeavour to conceal from me, what my tender concern for you has given me the means to become acquainted with. I know you are plunged in difficulties by your father neither sending nor coming, as you once expected—I know you are still deeper plunged in your fondness for play.

Very well, Sir—proceed.

Thus, then—Suffer me to send my steward to you this morning; he shall regulate your accounts, and place them in a state that shall protect you from further embar­rassment till your father sends to you; or protect you from his reproaches, should he arrive.

Sir George, I have listened to your detail of vices which I acknowledge, with patience, with humility—but your suspicion of those which I have not, I treat with pride, with indignation.

How! suspicion!

What part of my conduct, Sir, has made you dare to suppose I would extricate myself from the difficulties that surround me, by the influence I hold over the weakness of a lover?

SCENE I. Another Apartment at Mr. Norberry's.

HERE, Stephens, why are you out of the [Page 17] way? Shew the men with these boxes into the dressing-room appointed for my Lord Priory.

My Lord, I hope I see you well this evening.

Yes, Sir—and you find I have literally ac­cepted Mr. Norberry's invitation, and am come to him with my luggage.

Follow those men with the tr [...]nks, Oliver.

Ah, Mr. Oliver, how do you do?

Pretty well—tolerably well! I thank you, Sir.

Mr. Norberry, our worthy host; and Mr. Mandred

I hope your ladyship will find my house so little inconvenient to you, as to induce you to make no very short visit.

I have no doubt, Sir, but I shall find, from your friendship, every comfort in this house which it is possible for me to enjoy out of my own.

Lady Priory—Lady Mary Raffle—Miss Dorrillon—Lord Priory.

Permit me, Lady Priory, to take you to the next room: we are going to have tea immediately.

I have drank tea, Madam.

Already! It is only nine o'clock.

Then it is near my hour of going to bed.

Go to bed already! in the name of won­der, what time did you rise this morning?

Why, I do think it was almost six o'clock.

And were you up at six this morning?

Yes.

At six in the month of January!

It is not light till eight: and what good, now could you possibly be doing for two hours by candle-light?

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Pray, Lady Mary, at what time did you go to bed?

About three this morning.

And what good could you possibly be do­ing for eleven hours by candle-light?

Good! It's as much as can be expected from a woman of fashion▪ if she does no harm.

But I should fear you would do a great deal of harm to your health, your spirits, and the tranquillity of your mind.

Oh, my Lord Priory, I realy find all the accounts I have heard of your education for a wife to be actu­ally true!—and I can't help laughing to think, if you and I chanced to have married together, what a different creature you most likely would have made of me, to what I am at present!

Yes; and what a different creature you most likely would have made of me, to what I am at present.

Lady Priory I am not accustomed to pay com­pliments, or to speak my approbation, even when praise is a just tribute; but your virtues compel me to an eulogium.—That wise submission to a husband who loves you, that cheerful smile so expressive of content, and that plain dress which indicates the elegance as well as the simplicity, of your mind, are all symbols of a heart so unlike to those which the present fashion of the day has misled—

Why look so stedfastly on me, Mr. Man­dred? Do you pretend to see my heart?

Have you any?

Yes; and one large enough to hold—even my enemy.

Mr. Bronzely.

Shew him into the other room.

Come, Lady Priory we must introduce you to Mr. Bronzely: he is one of the most fashionable, agreeable, plea­sant, whimsical unthinking, and spirited creatures in all the world: you'll be charmed—

I dare [...]a [...] it's near ten o'clock. I am afraid I shan't be able to keep awake.

You must—We are going to have a little con­cert—'Twill be impossible to sleep.

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Upon my word, my Lord, your plan of management has made your wife unfit for company.

So much more fit to be a wife.

She is absolutely fatigued with hard labour—for shame!—How does household drudgery become her hand?

Much better than cards and dice do yours.

She "has a heart large enough to receive her enemy."—And by that enemy she menas her father.

I beg your pardon, Mr. Mandred—I hope I don't interrupt you—I only wished to speak to Miss Dor­rillon.

She is just gone into the next room,

To the concert?

Are not you invited?

Yes; but before I go in, I wish to know who are the company.—Can you tell whether—a Mr. Bron­zely is there?

I know he is.

Are you acquainted with him?

I have met him here frequently.

And are you certain he is here at present?

I have reason to be certain.

Any particular reason?

Your mistress, when his name was announced, went out to him, exclaiming "he was the most charming and accomplished man in the world."

She loves him, Sir—I have reason to believe—to know she loves him. Thus she gives up my happiness and her own, to gratify the vanity of a man who has no real regard for her; but whose predominant pas­sion is to enjoy the villanous name of a general seducer.

Why do you suffer it?

Hu [...]h! Don't repeat what I have said, or I lose her for ever. I am at present under her resentment; and have just sent into the next room, to ask, if she were there, to speak with her.

And is it possible I was sent for by you?

Don't be offended, that I should be uneasy and [...]

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I can't forgive you, Sir, 'ti [...] impossible.

You pardon those, [...] a, who offend you more.

But an ungrateful mind always prefers the un­worthy.

Ah, Mr. Mandred, are you there? ( playfully And have you undertaken to be sir George's counsel? If you have, I believe he must lose his cause. To fit you for the tender task of advocate in love,—have you ever been admitted an honourable member of that court? Have you, with all that solemn wisdom of which you are master, studied Ovid, as our great laywers study Blackstone? If you have—shew cause—why plaintiff has a right to defendant's heart.

A man of fortune, of family, and of character, ought at least to be treated with respect, and with honour.

You mean to say, ‘That A is beloved by B, why should not A be constrained to return B's love?’ Counsellor for defendant— ‘Because, moreover, and besides B who has a claim on defendant's heart, there are also C, D, E, F, and G; all of whom put in their separate claims—and what, in this case, can poor A do? She is willing to part and divide her love, share and share alike; But B will have all or none: so poor A must remain A by herself A’

Do you think I would accept of a share of your heart!

Do you think I could afford to give it you all? "Besides," says defendant's counsellor, ‘I will prove that plaintiff B has no heart to give defendant in return—he has, indeed, a pulsation on the left side; but as it never beat with any thing but suspicion and jealousy; in the laws of love, it is not termed, admitted, or considered a heart.’

Where are you going?

To the music-room, to be sure: and if you fol­low me, it shall be to see me treat every person there better than yourself—and Mr. Bronzely, whom you hate to see me treat him best of all.

I must follow you, though to death.

Fool,—and yet am not I near [...]y as weak as he is? Else why do [...] [...]inger in this house? Why feed my hopes with some propitious moment to waken her to repentance? Why [...] anxiously wish to ward off some dreadful fate?—If she would marry sir George, now—if she would give me [Page 21] only one proof of discretion, I think I would endeavour to take her to my heart.

My dear sir, will you do me the greatest favour in the world?—You must do it in an instant too. Do, my dear sir, ask no questions; but lend me your coat for a single moment, and take mine—only for a moment—I cannot explain reasons now, my impatience is so great;—but, the instant you have complied, I will inform you of the whole secret; and you will for ever rejoice that you granted my request.

( aside, with great scorn.) And this very con­temptible fellow is the favoured lover of my daughter!—I'll— (after a struggle)—yes—I'll make myself master of his secret—it may possibly concern her—my child—my child's safety may depend upon it.

Dear Mr. Mandred, no time is to be lost!

This is rather a strange request, Mr. Bron­zely. However, your fervency convinces me you must have some very forcible reason.—There's my coat, Sir.

Thank you, dear Sir, a thousand times.—This goodness I shall forever remember—This binds me to you forever!— (putting it on.) Thank you, Sir, a thousand times!

(after putting on the other coat.) And now, Sir, explain the cause of this metamorphosis—let me have the satisfaction to know what advantage will accrue from it; and in what I have to rejoice.

Will you promise me not to reveal the secret, if I trust you with it?

Would you add conditions after the bargain is made? I must know your secret instantly.

Then I will disclose it to you voluntarily; and rely on your honour to keep it.

(attentively.) Well, Sir.

Hark! I thought I heard somebody coming!

I insist upon the information.

Well, then, Sir—well—you shall—you shall.—Then, Sir—in the small gallery, which separates the music-room from the rest of these apartments—in that little [Page 22] gallery, the lamp, unfortunately, is just gone out.—I was (as unfortunately) coming along, when the whisking of a woman's gown made me give a sudden start!—I found a person was in the gallery with me, and in the dark.

Well▪ Sir!

And so, confidently assuring myself, that it was Miss Dorrillon's waiting-maid, or Lady Mary's waiting-maid, I most unluckily clasped my arms around her, and took one kiss.

Only one?

There might be half a dozen! I won't pre­tend to swear to one. We'll say half a dozen, before I knew who she was. My rapidity would not let her breathe at first, and she was fairly speechless. But the moment she recovered her breath, she cry'd, "Villain! whoever you are, you will repent this;"—and I found it was the voice of a lady to whom I had just been introduced in the concert-room, one Lady Pri­ory—It seems she was stealing to bed at the time we unhap­pily met.

But what has this to do with your coat?

A great deal, sir—you will find a great deal.—As I perceived she did not know me, I carefully held my tongue—but she, with her prudish notions, called "Help!" and "Murder!" On which, I flew to the door, to get away before the lights could be brought—she flew after me; and, as I went out, exclaimed— ‘Don't hope to conceal yourself: I shall know you among the whole concert-room; for I carry scissors hanging at my side, and I have cut a piece off your coat.’—[ Sir William looks hastily at his coat—on which Bron­zely holds up the part cut▪]—and sure enough, so she had!

( in anger.) And what, sir, am I to have the disgrace—

Either you or I must.

And do you dare—

Consider, my dear sir, how much less the [...]ault is, if perpetrated by you, than by me! This is the first of­fence of the kind which, I dare say, you have committed this many a year; and it will be overlooked in you. But I have been suspected of two or three things of the same sort within a very short time; and I should never be forgiven.

Nor ought you to be forgiven—it would be scandalous in me to connive—

But would it not be more scandalous to reveal [Page 23] the secret of a person who confided in you?—who flew to you in distress, as his friend, the partner of his cares?

Your impertinence to me, but more your of­fence to a woman of virtue, deserves punishment. Yet I think the punishment of death, in the way that a man of my Lord Priory's temper might inflict it, much too honourable for your deserts; so I save your life for some less creditable end. I lend you my coat, to disgrace you by existence; and will go to my chamber, and put on another m [...]self. ( Passes Bronzel, in order to retire to his chamber.)

[ going up to Lord Priory.) Ah, my Lord! is the concert over? charming music! that solo was divine.

steals to a chair, and sits down to hide his coat.]

[ after looking inquisitively at Bronzely's dress.] It is time the concert should be over—it had been better it had never begun; for there have been some very improper persons admitted. [ In great anger.]

[ affecting surprise.] Indeed!

( trembling with rage) I am at a loss how to act. ( Draws a chair with violence, and places himself down by Sir William— Sir William appears disconcerted and uneasy.) But if I could find the man to whom this piece of cloth belongs—

What! this small piece of woolen cloth?

Yes, then I should know how to act. In the mean time, Mr Mandred, as I know you are a great ad­mirer of my wife [ Sir William starts], and a grave prudent man of honour, I come to ask your advice, how I am the most likely to find out the villain who has dared to insult her; for a gross insult she has received from one of Mr. Norberry's vi­sitors, wearing a coat of which this is a part.

The villain, no doubt, stole out of the house immediately.

I ordered the street door to be guarded that instant—and you, Mr. Bronzely, are now the last man whose habit I have examined.

And you see I am perfectly whole. [ turning round.

I do see—I do see. [ Sir William moves about on his chair, and appears greatly embarrassed. Lord Pri­ory starts up in a violent passion—Sir William starts up with him.]

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I'll find him out if he is on earth—I'll find him out if—My passion carries me away—I have not coolness to detect him myself—I'll employ another—I'll send Oliver in search. Oliver! [ calling] Oliver! here, Oli­ver! Why don't you answer when you are called, you stupid, dull, idle, forgetful, blundering, careless, self-sufficient—

( rising with great dignity.) And now, Mr. Bronzely, how do you think you are to repay me, for having fe [...]t one transitory moment of shame? Understand, Sir, that shame is one of the misfortunes to which I have never—

( Aside to Sir Wm) Sit down, sit down—sit down—hold your tongue, and sit down.

Well, I do most cordially rejoice, when peevish, suspicious, and censorious people, meet with humi­liation! I could die with laughing at the incident which has put both my Lord and my Lady Priory into the greatest ter­ror, grief, and rage.

( rising.) I am out of all patience. The malicious depravity of persons in a certain sphere of life is not to be borne. [ With firmness and solemnity.] Lady Mary—Mr. Bronzely—

( in a half whisper to him.) Go away—don't expose yourself—steal out of the room—take my advice, and go to bed—hide yourself. So great is my respect for you, I would not have you detected for the world.

I am going to retire, sir. I would not throw my friend's house into confusion and broils; therefore I am as well pleased not to be detected as you can be. ( Goes to the door, then turns.) But before I quit the room, I am irresisti­bly impelled to say—Mr. Bronzely! Lady Mary! while you continue to ridicule all that is virtuous, estimable, digni­fied, your vices most assuredly will plunge you into that very disgrace—

'Tis as exact a match as ever was—it fits to a thread. Ha, ha, ha!—Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Rascal!

Did not I entreat you to go to-bed!

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Oh! this is the highest gratification I ever knew. My Lord! my Lord! ( calling.)

Hush, hush!—hold, for heaven's sake.

But mercy and goodness defend us! who would have thought of this grave gentleman? Ha, ha, ha!—I can tell you what, sir; my Lord will be in a terrible passion with you. This house won't ho [...]d you both; and I am sure I hate to make mischief.—Mum—I'll say nothing about it. ( clapping Sir William on the shoulder.) And so make your­self eas [...].

( on the other side of Sir William.) Yes, make yourself easy.

A good servant should sometimes be a peace­maker—for my part, I have faults of my own, and so, I dare say, has that gentleman—and so, I dare say, has that gentlewoman. But of all the birds in the wood, how came you to make up to my Lady? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

No jests—no jests. Mr. Mandred is my best friend.—and he is not so much to b [...]ame as you think, for—Good night, my dear sir. Heaven bless you. I thank you a thousand times. Good night. (Shaking hands with Sir William, and leading him towards the door)

(with steady composure) Good night. Good night. Lady Mary.

Why, he never so much as once said he was o­bliged to me.

I am sure, if you do not discover this to your master, I will.

Oh! as that old gentleman had not manners to say "thank you for your kindness," I'll go tell my Lord di­rectly.

(running after him.) No, no, no—stop Oliver. He is gone!

What makes you thus anxious and concer­ned, Bronzely? Now, I wish I may suffer death, if, ti [...]l I came into this room, I did not think you were the offender.

[...] indeed!—No, if I could have been tempted to offend any woman in this house in a similar man­ner, it could have been none but you.

No, Bronzely, no; I have been too par­tial [Page 26] to you, to have any remaining claims—Hark! don't I hear Lord Priory's voice in a dreadful rage?

Then Oliver has accused him▪ What shall I do to prevent mischief? Dear Lady Mary, as it is not pro­per for me to stay here any [...]onger uninvited, do you run and try to pacify my Lord Priory. Te [...] him Mandred does not sleep here to-night; and in the morning you are sure he will make an apology.

I will do as you desire—but I know Mr. Mandred so well, that I am sure he will not.

Then I will for him. Early in the morning, I'll wait on Lady Priory, and beg pardon in his name without his knowing it. Yes, I have got poor Mandred into a dif­ficulty, and it is my duty to get him out of it. And then, I shall not only serve him, but have one interview more with that heavenly woman.

SCENE I. An Apartment at Mr. Norberry's.

(looking at his watch.) I am early, I know—but Lady Priory is the only person I wish to see. Is my Lord with her?

No, sir, Lord Priory sat up very late, and is in bed yet.

Acquaint Lady Priory a person who comes on urgent business, begs to speak with her. If she asks my name, you know it. ( Exit Servant.) Pray heaven she may bless me with her sight: Never was so enchanted b [...] a woman in my life—and never was played such a trick in my life▪ I am half inflamed b [...] love, and half by spite, once more to attempt her.

Lady Priory, I come—I come upon rather an a [...] ward, yet a very serious business: it was my misfortune to be among that company yesterday evening, where an un­worthy member of it had the insolence to offer an aff [...]nt to your resplendent virtue—

I have some household accounts to arrange, and breakfast to make for my Lord as soon as he [...] his [...]; therefore, if you please, Sir proceed to the bu­siness [...]n which you came, without thinking it necessary to in­terrupt it by any compliment to me.

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I will be concise, Madam.—In a word▪ I wait upon you from Mr. Mandred, with the most humble apology for his late conduct, which he acknowledges to have been indecorous and unwarrantable: but he trusts, that in consequence of the concession which I now make for him, the whole matter wi [...], from this hour, be buried in oblivion.

[ going to the side of the scene, and speaking.] If my Lord is at leisure, te [...]l him here is a gentleman would be glad to speak with him.— To Bronzely. I am sorry, Sir, you should know so little of the rules of our family, as to sup­pose that I could give an answer upon any subject in which my husband condescends to be concerned.

Lady Priory, stop. You can at least use your power to soften Lord Priory's resentment; and unless this apology is accepted, a challenge must follow, and possibly he may fall.

Possibly. [ Sighing.]

You are interested for your husband's life?

Certainly. But I set equal value on his reputation.

Hear me one sentence more—I cannot part from her. Aside] Oh I have something of such im­portance to communicate to you—and yet—I know not how!

Then te [...] it to my husband.

Hem, hem. Aside]. Oh! Lady Priory, if the insult of last night has given you offence, should you not wish to be informed of a plan laid for yet greater violence?

Good heaven!

This is neither time nor place to disclose what I wish to say—nor do I know how to find an opportunity to speak with you alone, free from the possibility of intrusion; where I could revea [...] a secret to you, which is connected with your happiness, with your future peace,

You alarm me beyond expression. I am going to my own house about twelve o'clock, for a couple of hours—follow me there.

And I shall be admitted?

Certain [...]—for you have excited my cu­riosity, and I am all impatience to hear what you have to com­municate that so much concerns me.

Promise then, no person but yourself shall [...]ver know of it. [ She hesitates.] Unless you promise this, I [...]

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[ after a second hesitation] I do promise—I promise faithfully.

Your word is sacred, I rely.

Most sacred.

And you promise that no one but yourself shall know of the appointment we have now made at your house, nor of the secret which I will then disclose to you.

I promise faithfully that no one but myself shall ever know of either.

Remember then to be there alone, exactly—

At one o'clock.

And that your servants have orders to shew me to you.

I am too much interested to forget one cir­cumstance.

Go now then to Lord Priory with Mandred's apology—and arge his acceptance of it, with all that persua­sion by which you are formed to govern, while you appear to obey.

I will present the apology as I received it from you; but do not imagine I dare give my opinion upon it, unless I am desired.

But if you are desired, you will then say—

Exactly what I think.

I'll do a meritorious act this very day. This poor woman lives in slavery with her husband. I'll give her an opportunity to run away from him. When we meet, I'll have a post-chaise waiting a few doors from her house; boldly tell her that I love her; and—( Enter Miss Dorrillon.)—My dear Miss Dorrillon, I could not sleep all night, but am come thus early on purpose to complain of your treatment of me during the whole of yesterday evening. Not one look did you glance towards me—and there I sat in miserable solitude up in one corner the whole time of the concert.

I protest I did not see you!—and, stranger still! never thought of you.

You then like another better than you do me?

I do.

Do you tell him so?

No.

You tell him you like me the best.

Yes.

Then I will believe what you say to him, and [Page 29] not what you say to me.—And though you charge me with inconstancy, yet I swear to you, my beloved Maria, ( taking her hand) that no woman, no woman but yourself—

( aside.) How familiar!—My eyes could not be shocked with a sight half so wounding to my heart as this!

you have heard the story; but don't laugh at him now. He is in a devilish ill humour, and it will all fall on me. Go away.—It's a very good story, but laugh at him another time.

I don't believe a word of the story; yet, as a received opinion, it is a charming weapon for an enemy, and I long to use it.

Not now, not now—because I have some bu­siness with him, and 'twill put him out of temper. (He hands her to the door)

( Looking stedfastly after her.) Poor girl! Poor girl! I am not yet sufficiently enraged against her, not to compassi­onate her for her choice!—Is this the man who is to be, for life, her companion, her protector?

Well, Mr Mandred, I believe I have settled it.

Settled what? (anxiously)

At least I have done all in my power to serve you; perhaps you don't know that Mr. Oliver divulged the whole affair. But I have waited on my Lady Priory, and I do believe I have settled it with her, to manage it so with my Lord, that every thing shall be hu [...]hed up. You may expect a few jests among your female acquaintance, and a few epig [...]a [...]s in the news-papers; but I verily believe every thing material is safe.—Is there any farther satisfaction which you demand from me?

Not at present—a man is easily satisfied who possesses both courage and strength to do himself right, whenever he feels his wrongs oppressive. I have as yet found but little inconvenience from the liberties you have taken with me; and what, just at this time, far more engages my atten­tion than revenge, is an application to you for intelligence. Without farther preface, do you pay your addresses to the young lady who lives in this house?

Yes I do, Sir—I do.

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You know, I suppose, which of the two ladies I mean?

Which ever you mean Sir 'its all the same; for I pay my addresses to them both.

[ starting.] To them both!

I always do.

And pray, which of them do you love?

Both, Sir—upon my word, both—I assure you, both.

But you don't intend to marry both?

I don't intend to marry either: and indeed, the woman whom I love best in the world, has a husband already. Do you suppose I could con [...]ine my affections to Lady Mary or Miss Dorrillon, after Lady Priory appeared? do you suppose I did not know who it was I met last night in the dark? wherever I visit, Mr. Mandred, I always make love to every woman in the house: and I assure you they all expect it—I assure you, Sir, they all expect it.

Have you any further commands for me?

Yes, one word more—And you really have no regard for this girl who parted from you as I came in?

Oh yes, pardon me—I admire, I adore, I love her to distraction: and if I had not been so long ac­quainted with my Lady Mary, nor had seen my Lady Priory last night, I should certainly call Sir George Evelyn to an account for being so perpetually with her.

( anxiously.) Do you think he loves her?

Yes, I dare say, as well as I do.

Do you think she likes him?

I think she likes me.

But, with your method of affection, she may like him too.

She may, she may—In short, there is no an­swering for what she likes—all whim and flightiness—acquaint­ed with every body—conquetting with every body—and in debt with every body. Her mind distracted between the claims of lovers, and the claims of creditors,—the anger of Mr. Norberry, and the want of intelligence from her father!

She is in a hopeful way.

Oh, it would be impossible to think of marry­ing [Page 31] her in her present state—for my part, I can't—and I ques­tion whether Sir George would—But if her father come home, and give her the fortune that was once expected, why then I may pos [...]bly marry her myself

( firmly.) She will never have any fortune—I came from India lately, you know; and you may take my word her father is not coming over, nor will he ever come.

Are you sure of that?

Very sure.

Then keep it a secret—don't tell her so—poor thing! it would break her heart. She is do [...]tingly fond of her father.

Hah! how!—oh no, she can have no re­membrance of him.

Not of his person, perhaps: but he has con­stantly corresponded with her; sent her presents, and affec­tionate letters—and you know a woman's heart is easily im­pressed.

I never heard her mention her father.

Not to you—but to us who are kind to her, she talks of him continually. She cried bitterly the other day when the last ship came in, and there was no account of him.

Did she? did she? (eagerly.) Aye, I sup­pose she is alarmed lest he should be dead, and all his fortune lost.

No, I believe her affection for him is totally unconnected with any interested view [...] I have watched her upon that head, and I believe she loves her father sincerely.

(wiping a tear from his eye.) I believe it does not matter whom she loves!

By the bye, she hates you.

I thought so.

Yes you may be satisfied of that. Yes, she even quarrelled with me the other day for speaking in your favour: you had put her in a passion, and she said "no one that lov'd [...], ought to have any [...]spect for you."

I am much obliged to her—very much obliged to her. Did she say nothing more?

Only "that you were ill-natured, dogmatic, cruel, and inso ent." Nothing more.—And say what she will against you, you know you can be even with her.

Yes, I can be even with her, and I will [...] even with her.

I have accepted this man's apology.—I will not call him to a serious account; but he shall not escape every kind of resentment. I am resolved to laugh at him; to turn the whole affair into mirth and good humour; and at the same time to [...] him to the heart. Good morning, Mr. Man­dred—how do you do this morning, Mr. Mandred?—Let me go ( violently to Bronzely) I must joke with him.

But neither your voice nor your looks agree with your words.

Mr. Mandred, I did not intend to be angry—but it would give too respectable an air to a base action—and so I am come to laugh at you. [ Enter Lady Mary.] And I am sure, you, Lady Mary, will join even me, in laughing at this man of gallantry.

Oh, I am absolutely afraid to come near the Tarquin!

You need not, Lady Mary; for there can be no Tarquin without a Lucretia.

However, Mr. Mandred, it is proper I should tell you, I accept the apology you have made: but at the same time—

[ hastily.] What do you mean, my Lord? I have made no apology.

Yes, yes, you have—I called and made one for you.

Made an apology for me! You have just gone one step too far then; and I insist—

[ Drawing Sir William on one side.] I will—I will set every thing to rights. It would be base in me if I did not; and I will. ( Turns to Lord Priory and Lady Mary.) Yes, Mr▪ Mandred, I will retrieve your character at the ex­pence of my own. I am more able to contend with the frenzy of a jealous husband than you are—( Enter Miss Dorril on and Sir George Evelyn.)—I am happy to see [...]—you are just come in time to hear me clear the grave, [...] [...]pectable character of my friend Mr. Mandred, and [...] [...]ise my own.—My Lord, vent all your anger an [...] [...] upon me. It was I [pray believe me, I beg you will; [...]n't doubt my word], it was I who committed the offence of which my friend, the man I respect and reverence, stands accused—It was I who offended my Lady Priory, and then—

It can't be—I won't believe you.

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But how generous and noble in him to take it upon himself!

( to Sir William.) There! what can I do more? You see they won't believe me!—Tell me what I can do more? Can I do any thing more?—My feelings are wounded on your account, more than on m [...] own, and compel me, though reluctantly, to quit the room.

I am at a [...]oss which to admire most, the warmth of Mr. Bronzely's friendship, or the coldness [...] Mr. Mandred's gratitude!

Oh! if it were not for that happy steadiness of feature, he could not preach rectitude of conduct as he does.

( going up to Sir William.) Eloquent admo­nisher of [...]outh!

( going to him.) Indeed, my rigid monitor, I cannot but express admiration, that, under those austere looks, and that sullen brow, there still shou [...]d [...]urk—

Have a care—don't proceed—stop where you are—dare not you complete a sentence that is meant to mock me.—I have borne the impertinence of this whole com­pany with patience, with contempt; but dare you to breathe an accent suspicio [...]s of my conduct, and I wil [...] instantl [...] teach you how to respect me, and to shrink with horror from your­self.

What a passion he is in! Compose your­self, Mr. Mandred.

I protest, Mr. Mandred—

Silence. ( Raising his voice.) Dare not to ad­dress yourself to me.

Did you ever hear the like?—And I [...]ow she looks awed by him!

How strange, that a man can't command his temper!

Mr. Mandred, permit me to say, I have ever wish [...] to treat you with respect—nor would [...] be rash in laying that wish aside.—Yet, I must now take upon me to assure you, that if you think to offend every lady in this house with imp [...]ity, you are mistaken.

Sir George, if you mean to frighten me by your threats, I'll laugh at you—but if your warmth is really kind­led, and by an attachment to that unworthy object, ( pointing to Miss Dorrillon) I o [...]y pity you.

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Insufferable!— (going up to him.)—Instantly make an atonement for what you have said, or expect the consequence!

And pray, Sir George, what atonement does your justice demand?

Retract your words—Acknowledge you were grossly deceived when you said Miss Dorrillon was unworthy.

Retract m [...] words!

Were they not unjust?—Is it a reproach, that, enveloped in the maze of fashionable life, she has yet preserved her virtue unsuspected? That, encumbered with the expences consequent to her connections, she has proudly disdained even from me the honourable offer of pecuniary aid? that her fond hope still fixes on the return of an absent parent, whose blessing she impatiently expects? and that I shou [...]d have watched her whole conduct with an eye of scru­tinizing jealousy, and yet have only beheld that which makes me aspire, as the summit of earthly happiness, to become her husband?

Young man, I admire your warmth ( with great fervour and affection) There is much compassion, and be­nevolence, and charity, in sometimes mistaking the vicious for the virtuous;—and if in the heat of contention I have said a word reflecting on your character, I am ready to avow my error; and before this company to beg your pardon.

That is not enough, Sir—( taking Miss Dor­rillon by the hand, and leading her forwar [...]—you must ask this lady's pardon.

Ask her pardon! Though I forgive some insults I will not this.—Ask her pardon?—

Nay, nay, sir George, you have no business with Mr. Mandred's quarrels and mine—Reserve your heroic courage for some nobler purpose than a poor woman▪s reputation.

Point out a nobler, and I'll give up this.

There is none so noble? And I wish Sir George you would undertake to vindicate mine.

Come, Lady Mary, let us retire, and leave these two irritable men to themselves.

Come, Maria, let us leave them alone. He'll teach Mr. Mandred to be civil for the future.

( in great agitation) Dear madam, I would not leave them a one for the world!

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Then my Lord, you and I will; they have no offensive weapons; so we may venture to leave them.

This comes of being too warm in conver­sation! This comes of being in a passion!

While there is a female present, I have only to say—good morning, Mr. Mandred▪

(catching hold of him▪) For once I give up my pride to soften yours. Come, do not [...]ook thus determined?—I am sure Mr▪ Mandred did not mean to offend me; the words he made use of fell from his lips by accident.

They did not—I meant them—I mean them still—and I repeat them

(to Sir William) Now how can you be so provoking?—Nay, hold Sir George, (he offers to go) you shall not go away with that frowning brow. (She draws him gently towards Sir William, then takes Sir William's hand) Nor you, with yours—Come shake hands for my sak [...].—Now, as I live, Sir George, Mr. Mandred's hand fee [...]s war­mer and kinder than yours—he tries to draw it back, but he has not the heart. ( Sir William snatches it away as by compul­sion.)—Thou art a strange personage!—thou wilt not suffer me either to praise or to dispraise thee—Come Sir George, make up this difference—for if you were to [...]ight, and Mr. Mandred was to fall—

What then?

Wh [...], "I could better spare a better man."

How!

I see you are both sul [...]en both obstinate, and I have but one resource—Sir George, if you aspire to my hand, dare not to [...]ift yours against Mr. Mandred He and I profess to be enemies; but if may judge of his feelings by my own, we have but passing enmities—bear him no ma [...]ice, nor he me, I dare be sworn▪ Therefore Sir, li [...]t but your arm against him, or insult him with another word, and our intercourse is for ever at an end▪

Why is it in the power of one woman to make two men look ridiculously?

I am at a loss to know, Sir, whether you and I part friends or enemies—However, cal [...] on me in the way you best like, and you will find me ready to meet you either as an enemy, or as a friend, ( Exeunt separately.

SCENE I. A Hall at Lord Priory's.

—Do you hear, Mr. Porter, you are to admit no person but Mr. Bronzely.

Mr. Bronzely—very well— (a loud rap­ping)—and there I suppose he is.

looking through the window. Yes; that I be­lieve is his carriage—( to Third Servant)—Let my ady know.

You are sure lady Priory is at home?

—Yes, Sir, and gave orders to admit nobody but you.

Has she been some time at home?

—Yes, Sir; I dare say my lady came from Mr. Norberry's half an hour ago.

Waiting for me half an hour— (aside)—Shew me her instantly.

SCENE II. An Apartment at Lord Priory's.

My dear lady Priory, how kind you are not to have forgotten your promise

How was it possible [...] should? I have been so anxious for the intelligence [...]ou have to communicate, that it was pain to wait till the time arrived.

Thus invited, encouraged to speak, I will speak boldly—and I can heaven to witness, that what I am going to sa [...]—

No, stay a moment [...]onger—don't tell me just yet—( listening towards the side of the scenes)—for I wish him to hear the very beginning.

Who, hear the very beginning?

I have not kept you waiting, [...] hope. My lawyer stopt me on business, or I should have been here sooner. My dear Mr. Bronzely (going up to him) [...] thank you a thou­sand times for the interest you take in my concerns; and I come prepared with proper coo [...]ness and composure to hear the secret with which you are going to entrust us

The secret!—yes, Sir—The secret which I was going to disclose to my lady Priory—Ha, ha, ha!—But, my lord, I am afraid it is of too frivolous a nature for your attention.

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I account nothing frivolous which concerns my wife.

Certainly, my Lord, certainly not.

Besides, she told me it was of the utmost importance. Did not you? (angrily.)

He said so.

And so it was—it was of importance then—just at the very time I was speaking to Lady Priory on the subject.

You said so but this very moment.

Come, come, tell it immediately, what­ever it is. Come, let us hear it.—( after waiting some time) Why, Sir, you look as if you were ashamed of it? What can be the meaning of this?

To be plain, my lord, my secret will disclose the folly of a person for whom I have a sincere regard.

No matter—let every fool look like a fool, and every villain be known for what he is—Tell your story.

How can you deprive me of the pleasure you promised? You said it would prevent every future care.

Explain, Sir. I begin to feel myself not quite so composed as I expected. You never, perhaps, saw me in a passion—she has—and if you were once to see me really angry—

Then, my lord, I am apt to be passionate too—and I boldly tell you, that what I had to reveal, tho' per­fectly proper, was meant for lady Priory alone to hear. I en­treated your ladyship not to mention to my lord that I had any thing to communicate, and you gave me a solemn promise you would not.

Upon my honour, during our whole con­versation upon that subject, you never named my lord Priory's name.

I charged you to keep what I had to tell you a profound secret.

Yes; but I thought you understood I could have no secrets from my husband.

You promised no one should know it but yourself.

He is myself.

How, Mr. Bronzely, did you suppose she and I were two? Perhaps you did, and that we wanted a third. Well, I quite forgive you for your si [...]ly mistake, and laugh at you, ha, ha, ha, as I did at Mr. Mandred ( seri­ously—Did you suppose, sir, we lived like persons of fashion of the modern [...]? Did you imagine that a woman of her [Page 38] character could have a wish, a desire, even a thought, a se­cret from her husband?

It is amazing to find so much fidelity the re­ward of tyranny!

Sir—I speak with humility—I would not wish to give offence—( timidly)—But to the best of my obser­vation and understanding, your sex, in respect to us, are all tyrants. I was born to be the slave of some of you—I make the choice to obey my husband.

Yes, Mr. Bronzely; and I believe it is more her happiness to be my slave, than your friend—to live in fear of me, than in love with you—Lady Priory, leave the room.

Do you see—did you observe the glow of truth and candour which testifies that woman's faith? and do you not blush at having attempted it? Call me a tyrant! Where are the signs? Oh, if every married man would follow my system in the management of his wife, every impertinent lo­ver would look just as foolish as you!

This is all boasting, my lord—you live in con­tinual fear—for (without meaning any offence to lady Priory's honour) you know you dare not trust her one hour alone with any man under sixty.

I dare trust her at any time with a coxcomb.

That is declaring I am not one—for I am cer­tain you dare not trust her alone with me.

( in a passion) Yes, with fifty such.

But not with one—and you are right, it might be dangerous.

(angrily) No, it would not.

(significantly) Yes, it would.

Have not you had a trial?

But you were present. You constantly follow all her steps, watch all she says and does. But I believe you are right—wives are not to be trusted.

Mine is.

No, my dear lord Priory, you must first be­come gentle, before you can positively con [...]ide in her affection—before you can trust her in a house, or in any place, [...] one.

(hastily) To prove you are mistaken, I'll in­stantly go back to my friend Norberry's, and leave you here to tell her the secret you boasted. Pay your addresses to her, if that is the secret—you have my free con [...]ent.

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My dear friend, I'll accept it.

Ay, I see you have hopes of supplanting me, by calling me your friend—But can you conceive now that she'll listen to you?

You have given me leave to try, and can't recal it.

But depend upon it, you will meet with some terrible humiliation.

Either you or I shall.

I shall laugh to hear you tumbled down stairs.

You are not to remain on the watch here; you are to return to Mr. Norberry's.

Was that the bargain?

Don't you remember? You said so.

Well, if that will give you any satisfaction—

It will give me great satisfaction.

Heaven forgive me, but your confidence makes me laugh. Ha, ha, ha!

And your's makes me laugh.

Hah! What brings you here, Oliver? Lady Priory and I are only come home for a few hours.

I know it, my Lord. I thought nevertheless I might be wanted.

And so you are, good Mr. Oliver. Your Lord desires you to conduct me to your Lady in the next room, and acquaint her it is with his permission I am come to conclude the conversation which was just now interrupted—Is not that right, my Lord? Are not those words exactly correspond­ing with your kind promise?

I believe they are.

I am "to take Mr. Bronzely to my Lady, and tell her you sent him"

Now this is perfect fashion; and while I step to Lady Priory, do you go and comfort my intended wife, Lady Mary.

I hate the fashion—and were I not sure you would now be received in a very unfashionable manner—

No rough dealings, I hope?

Oh, you begin to be afraid, do you?

No—but I have met with an accident or two lately—and I am not so well acquainted with ancient usages as to know in what manner a man of my pursuits would have been treated in former times.

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A man of your pursuits. Mr. Bronzely, is of a very late date; and to be shamed out of them by a wife like mine.

Then we shall all three be old-fashioned.

(returning and looking anxiously after Bron.) I am passionate—I am precipitate—I have no command over my temper.—However, if a man cannot govern himself, yet he will never make any very despicable figure, as long as he knows how to govern his wife.

SCENE III. Sir Wm.'s Apartment at Mr. Norberry's.—Se­veral trunks and travelling-boxes.—Sir Wm. discovered, packing writings into a port-folio.

And here is the end of my voyage to England!—a voyage, which for years, my mind has dwelt on with delight!—I pictured to myself my daughter grown to wo­manhood, beautiful! and so she is.—Accomplished! and so she is.—Virtuous! and so she is.—Am I of a discontented nature then, that I am not satisfied?—Am I too nice?—Per­haps I am.—Soothing thought!—I will for a moment cherish it, and dwell with some little gratitude upon her late anxiety for my safety. [ He walks about in a thoughtful musing manner.

A loud thrusting and rapping is heard at his chamber door.

Oh Mr. Mandred, I beg your pardon—I did not know this was your apartment. But suffer me to lock the door: [ she locks it] and conceal me for a moment, for heaven's sake.

What's the matter? Why have you locked my door?

[ trembling]. I dare not tell you.

I insist upon knowing.

Why then—I am pursued by a—I cannot name the horrid name—

(without.) She went into this room.

( to Sir Wm.) Go to the door, and say I did not.

How!

[ without.] Please to open the door.

Threaten to beat him if he won't go away.

Give me the key, and let me see from whom you want to hide.—[ commandingly]—Give me the key.

[ collecting firmness.] I will not.

[ starting.] "Will not"—"Will not", when I desire you!

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No—since you refuse me protection, I'll pro­tect myself.

But you had better not have made use of that expression to me—you had better not. Reca [...]l it by giving me the key.

If I do, will you let me conceal myself behind that book-case, and say I am not here?

Utter a falsehood?

I would for you. [ A hammering at the door.

They are breaking open the door.—Give me the key, I command you.

"Command me!" "command me!" How­ever there it is. [ Gives it him.] And now, if you are a gen­tleman, give me up if you dare!

"If I am a gentleman!" Hem, hem—"If I am a gentleman!" "Dares" me too!

Yes. I have now thrown myself upon your protection: and if you deliver me to my enemies—

What enemies? What business have you with enemies?

'Tis they have business with me.

[ to them without.] I am coming. The door shall be opened.

[ follows and lays hold of him.] Oh, for heaven's sake, have pity on me—they are merciless creditors—I shall be d [...]gged to a prison. Do not deliver me up—I am unfortunate—I am overwhelmed with misfortune—have compassion on me! (She falls on her knees.)

( in great agitation) Don't kneel to me!—I don't mean you to kneel to me!—What makes you think of kneeling to me?—I must do my duty. ( He unlocks the door.

What did you want, Sir?

lady, that I have just this minute made my prisoner; but she ran from me, and [...]ocked herself in here.

[ with surprise.] A [...]ested a [...]ady!

Yes, Sir; and if [...]ou mean to deny her being here, I must make bold to search the room.

Let me look at your credent [...]s—( takes the writ)—"Elizabeth Dorrillon for six hundred pounds." Pray sir, is it customary to have female names on pieces of paper of this denomination?

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Oh, yes, sir, very customary. There are as many ladies who will run into tradesmen's books, as there are gentlemen; and when one goes to take the ladies, they are a thousand times more slippery to catch than the men.

Abominable▪—Well sir, your present prisoner shall not slip through your hands, if I can prevent it. I scorn to defend a worth [...]ess woman, as much as I should glory in preserving a good one and I give myself joy in being the instrument of your executing justice—[ He goes and [...]ads Miss Dorrillon from the place where she was concealed—she casts down her head]—What! do you droop? Do you tremble? You, who at the ball to-night would have danced lightly, though your poor creditor had been perishing with want! You who never asked yourself if your extravagance might not send an industrious father of a family to prison, can you feel on the prospect of going thither yourself?

For what cause am I the object of your perpe­tual persecution?

Lor [...]! Madam, the gentleman means to bail you after all: I can see it by his looks.

How, rascal, dare you suppose, or imagine, or hint, such a thing? [ going up to him in anger.]

That's right, beat him out of the house.

No, Madam, he shall not go out of the house without taking you along with him. Punishment may effect in your disposition what indulgence has no hope of produ­cing.—There's your prisoner [ handing her over to him]—and you may take my word, that she will not be released by me, or by any one: and it will be only adding to a debt she can never pay, to take her to any place previous to a prison. ( with the emotion of resentment, yet deep sorrow.)

Is that true, my lady?

(after a pause) Very true. I have but one friend—but one relation in the world—and he is far away.

More's the pity.

No, sir, no—no pity at all—for if fewer [...]ine ladies had friends, we should have fewer examples of profli­gacy. ( She walks to the door, then turns to Sir William.)

I forgive you.

(looking after her.) And perhaps I could for­give you. But I must not. No, this is justice—this is doing [Page 43] my duty—this is strength of mind—this is fortitude—forti­tude—fortitude. (He walks proudly across the [...]n, then stops, takes out his handkerchief, throws his head into it, and is going off.)

Mr. Mandred, Mr. Mandred. (He turns.) Sir—Mr. Mandred—Sir— (in a supp [...]cating tone) I pre­sume—I presume, sir—

What, Madam? what?

I came, sir, to request a favour of you.

So it should seem, b [...] that novel deportment.

If you would for once consi [...] with lenity, frailty incidental to a woman who lives in the gay world—the

Well, Madam!

How much she is led away by the tempta­tion of fine cloaths, fine coaches, and fine things.

Come to the business.

You are rich, we all know, though you en­deavour to disguise the truth.

I can't stay to hear you, if you don't proceed.

My request is—save from the dreadful hor­rors of a jail, a woman who has no friend near her—a woman who may have inadvertent [...]y offended you, but who never—

it is in vain for you to plead on her account—she knows my sentiments upon her conduct—she knows the opi­nion I have formed of her—and you cannot prevail on me to change it.

Do you suppose I come to plead fo [...] Miss Dor.

Certainly.

No, I am pleading for myself. I am un­fortunately involved in similar circumstances—I have a similar debt to the self-same tradesman, and we are both at present in the self-same predicament.

And upon what pretence did you suppose I would be indulgent to you, more than to her?

Because you have always treated me with less severity; and because [...] overheard o [...] just now say, you "should glory in delivering from difficulty a good woman."

And so I should

How unlike the world!

No—whatever the discontented may please to say, the world is affectionate, is generous, to the good; more especially to the good of the female sex; for it is only an ex­ception [Page 44] to a general rule, when a good woman is in pecuniary distress.

By the good humour you appear in, my lord, I venture to mention to you my distresses. [...] know the virtues of lady Priory makes my fai [...]ings conspicuous; but then con­sider the different modes to which we have been habituated—she excluded from temptation—.

No—she shuns temptation. Has she not in this very house been compelled to make exertions? Has she not detected and exposed both Mr. Mandred and Mr. Bron.?

Bronzely! Bronzely! How! (Aside. A­nother rival?

He has not done with him yet, I believe; for to tell the truth, he is now with her at my house in Park­street. He taxed me with being jealous of my wife—To prove in what contempt I held the accusation, I left them to­gether, and bid him make love to her.

Is that possible.

I can't say I would have done so rash an action, had I been married to some women—to you, for in­stance—but I have not a doubt of Lady Priory's safety: her mind, I know, is secure, and I have servants in the house to protect her from persona [...] outrage. The only fear is, lest he should have received one; for 'tis now near two hours (looking at his watch) since I came away, and I have neither seen nor heard any thing of either of them!—But to your lad [...] ship [...]s concerns▪

I am at this instant, my lord, in the power of an implacable creditor; and without a friend who will give bond for a certain sum, [...] must—I b [...]ush to name it—be taken to a prison

I am not at all surprised at the circumstance, Madam: but it amazes me that you should apply to me for de­liverance. You have a brother in town; why not send to him?

He was my friend the very last time a dis­tress of this kind befel me. (Weeps.

Ask Mr. Norberry.

He was my friend the time before.

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Mr. Bronzely, then.

And Bronzely the time before that.

Ah, Oliver! I am glad to see you, my good fellow. Ha! what have you done with Mr. Bronzely?

Nay, my lord, that I can't tell. I can't tell what he has done with himself.

How long has he been gone from my house?

He is not gone yet as I know of; for none of the servants let him out.

Not gone! and you can't tell where he is!

No, that we can't: we have looked in every room for him, and can't find him any where.

Not find him! (recollecting himself) Ho! ho! I thought how it would be—I thought he'd have some trick played him. Where's your lady?

That I can't tell neither. We have looked in every room, and can't find her.

How!

'Tis as sure as I am alive. I and the butler, two footmen, and all the maids, have been looking in parlours, chambers, and garrets, every crick and corner, and no where can we find either Mr. Bronzely or my lady; but, wherever they are, there's no doubt but they are together. Ha, ha!

Ha, ha, ha! No doubt at all, Mr. Oliver.

Together! together! and not in my house! You tell a falsehood I'll go myself and find them.

You must look sharp, then.

How came you to miss them?

I chanced to go into the next room, to see if there was a proper [...]ire to get it well aired; I knew I had taken Mr. Bronzely to my Lady in the inner room, and I had heard them both laughing not a quarter of an hour before; but now, a [...]l on a sudden, there was neither laughing nor talking, nor any noise at all—every thing was so quiet, you might have heard a pin drop.

( anxiously.) Well

And so I thought to myself, thought I, I'll sit down here; for my ad [...] will be ringing soon: however, there was no ringing for a whole half hour; and so then I thought I would e'en rap at the door; but nobody called "Come in." So then I went in of my own accord; and there I found—

What?

Nobody! not a soul to be seen!

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( affecting indifference.) Oh! she has been playing Bronzely some trick! She has been hiding him; and in some miserable place!

But why need she hide herself along with him?

My dear friend, my dear lord Priory, let me speak with you alone.—I come upon business that—

You look pale! What is your business? Tell it me at once.

It is of so delicate a nature—

I know my wife is with Mr. Bronzely—I left them together. I know he is a licentious man; but I know she is an innocent woman.—Now, what have you to tell me?

What I have just learnt from one of your servants. About a quarter of an hour after you left them, they stole softly out at the back of your house, ran to a post­chaise and four that was in waiting, and drove off together full speed.

Gone! eloped! run away from me! left me! left the tenderest, kindest, most indulgent husband, that ever woman had!

That we can all witness.

I was too fond of her—my affection ruin­ed her—women are ungrateful—I did not exert a husband's authority—I was not strict enough—I humoured and spoiled her!—Bless me! what a thick mist is come over my eyes!

No, my Lord, it is clearing away.

Lead me to my room. (He is led off by Mr. Nor. exhausted with grief and anger.)—Oliver looks after Lord Priory, then takes out his handkerchief, and follows him off crying.

Ha, ha, ha! Oh, how I enjoy this distress▪ Ha, ha, ha!

SCENE I. An Apartment at Bronzely's.

Dinner enough for twelve, and only two to sit [Page 47] down to it! Come home without one preparation—not a bed aired, or the furniture uncovered.

This is not the first time he has done so.

No; but it's always thus when a woman's in the case. Well, I do say that my own sex are—

Hush! here they are. Run away.

Only twelve miles from London?

No more, be assured.

And you avow that I did not come hither by the commands of my husband, but was deceived into that belief by you.

Still it was by his commands your servant intro­duced me to you; and, upon an errand, which I feared to deliver till I arrived at a house of my own.

What is the errand?

To tell you that—I love you.

Do you assert, lord Priory sent you to me for this?

I assert, that, in triumph at your betraying to him our private appointment, he gave me leave to have a se­cond trial. If, then, you have ever harboured one wish to revenge, and forsake a churlish ungrateful partner, never re­turn to him more—but remain with me.

And what shall I have gained by the ex­change, when you become churlish, when you become ungrate­ful? My children's shame! the worlds contempt! and yours! ( Smiling) Come, come; you are but jesting, Mr. Bronzely! You would not affront my little share of com­mon sense by making the serious offer of so bad a bargain. Come own the jest, and take me home immediately.

Is it impossible for me to excite your tenderness?

Utterly impossible.

I will then rouse your terror.

Even that I defy.

Lady Priory, you are in a lonely house of mine, where I [...] master, and all the servants slaves to my will.

( aside.) This composure is worse than reproach—a woman who meant to yield would be outrageous.— (Goes to speak to her, then turns away.) By heaven she looks so res­pectable in that employment, I am afraid to insult her. ( Af­ter a struggle with himself.) Ah! don't you fear me?

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No—for your fears will protect me—I have no occasion for my own.

What have I to fear?

Your fear to lounge no more at routs, at ba [...]ls, at operas, in Bond-street; no more to dance in circles, chat in s [...]de boxes, or roar at taverns: for you have observed enough upon the events of life to know—that an atrocious offence like violence to a woman, never escapes condign punish­ment.

Oh! for once, let your mind be feminine as your person—hear the vows—

Ah! did not I tell you, you were afraid? 'Tis you who are afraid of me. ( He looks abashed.) Come, you are ashamed, too—I see you are, and I pardon you.—In requital, suffer me to return home immediately. ( He shakes his head.]—How! are not you ashamed of yourself?

I was not this moment—But now you men­tion it, I think I am.

Repent your fo [...]ly then, and take me home. (hastily).

Can you wish to go back to the man who has made this trial of your fidelity, and not resent his conduct?

Most assuredly I wish to return. But if you deliver me safe, perfectly safe from farther insult, it will be impossible for me not to shew resentment to Lord Priory.

Why only in that case?

Because, only in that case, you will make an impression on m [...] heart—and I will resent his having expo­sed me to such a temptation.

Oh! I'll take you home directly—this moment.—I make an impression on your heart. William!— (calling)—I'll take you home directly. Here John, Thomas, Wil­liam— (calling) But, upon my life, it would be a hard task—I cannot do it—I am afraid—I am afraid I cannot—Besides, what are we to say when we go back?—No matter what, so you will but think kindly of me. ( Enter Servant.)—Order the horses to be put to the chaise; I am going back to London immediately. Quick! quick! Bid the man not be a moment, for fear I should change my mind.

The chaise is ready now, Sir; for the post-boy was going back without unharnessing his horses.

Then tell him he must perform his journey in [Page 49] half an hour—If he is a moment longer, my resolution will stop on the road. (Exit Ser.) I feel my good designs steal­ing away a [...]read [...]—now they are fl [...]ing rapidly. (Taking Lady Priory's hand)—Please to look another way—I shall certainly recant if I see you. ( Going)—And now should I have the resolution to take you straight to your husband, you will have made a more contemptible figure of me by this last trick, than by any one you have played me.

( Without) Tell the post-boy he need not wait—I have changed my mind—I sha [...]n't go to London to-night.

SCENE II. A Room in a Prison.

You ought to have known it was in vain to send for me. Have not I repeatedly declared, that, till I heard from your father, you should receive nothing more from me than a bare subsistence?—I promise to allow you thus much, even in this miserable place: but do not indulge a hope that I can release you from it. (She weeps—he goes to the door—then returns.) I forgot to mention, that Mr. Man­dred goes on board to-morrow for India; and, little as you may think of his sensibility, he seems concerned at the thought of quitting England without just bidding you farewel. He came with me hither—shall I send him up?

Oh! no: for heaven's sake! Deliver me from his asperity, as you would save me from distraction.

Nay, 'tis for the last time—you had better see him. You may be sorry, perhaps, you did not, when he is gone.

No, no; I sha'nt be sorry.—Go and excuse me—Go, and prevent his coming. I cannot see him.— (Exit Mr. Norberry)—This would be aggravation of punishment, to shut me in a prison, and [...] not shelter me from the insults of the world!

—I know you have desired not to be troub­led with my visit; and I come with all humility—I do not come, be assured, to reproach you.

Unexpected mercy!

No; though I have watched your course with anger, yet I do not behold its end, with triumph.

It is not to your honour that you think it neces­sary to give this statement of your mind.

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May be—but I never boasted of perfection, though I can boast of grief that I am so far beneath it. I can boast too, that, though I frequently give offence to others. I could never part with any one for ever (as I now shall with you), without endeavouring to make some atonement.

You acknowledge, then, your cruelty to me?

I acknowledge I have taken upon me to advise, beyond the liberty allowed by custom to one who has no ap­parent interest or authority.—But, not to repeat what has passed, I come with the approbation of your friend Mr. Nor­berry, to make a proposal to you for the future.

What proposal?—What is it? [ eagerly.]

Mr. Norberry will not give either his money or his word to release you—But as I am rich—have lost my only child—and wish to do some good with my fortune, I will in­stantly lay down the money of which you are in want, upon certain conditions.

Do I hear right? Is it possible I can find a friend in you?—a friend to relieve me from the depth of misery! Oh Mr. Mandred!

Before you return thanks, hear the conditions on which I make the offer.

Any conditions—What you please!

You must promise, never, never to return to your former follies and extr [...]agancies. (She looks down.) Do you hesitate? Do you refuse?—Won't you promise?

I would, willingly—but for one reason.

And what is that?

The fear, I should not keep my word.

You will, if your fear be real.

It is real—It is even so great, that I have no hope.

You refuse my offer then, and dismiss me? ( rises.)

(rising also.) With much reluctance.—But I cannot, indeed I cannot make a promise, unless I were to feel my heart wholly subdued; and my mind entirely convinced that [...] should never break it—Sir, I am most sincerely obliged to you for the good which I am sure you designed me; but do not tempt me with the proposal again—do not place me in a situation, that might add to all my other afflictions, the remorse of having deceived you.

(after a pause.) Well, I will dispense with [Page 51] this condition—but there is another I must substitute in its stead.—Resolve to pass the remainder of your life, some few ensuing years at least, in the country. (She starts.) Do you start at that?

I do not love the country. I am always mi­serable while I am from London. Besides, there are no fol­lies or extravagancies in the country.—Dear Sir, this is giv­ing me up the first condition, and then forcing me to keep it.

There, Madam, (taking out his pocket-book) I scorn to hold out hopes, and then destroy them. There is a thousand pounds free of all conditions (she takes it)—extri­cate yourself from this situation, and be your own mistress to return to it when you please.

Oh, my benefactor, bid me farewell at part­ing—do not leave me in anger.

How! will you dictate terms to me, while you reject a [...]l mine?

Then only suffer me to express my gratitude—

I will not hear you.

Then hear me on another subject: a subject of much importance—indeed it is.

Well!

You are going to India immediately—It is possible that there, or at some place you will stop at on your way, you may meet with my father.

Well!

You have heard that I have expected him home for some time past, and that I still live in hopes.—

Well!— (anxiously)

If you should see him, and should be in his company—don't mention me.

Not mention you?

At least, not my indiscretions—Oh! I should die, if I thought he would ever know of them.

Do you think he would not discover them him­self, should he ever see you?

But he would not discover them all at once—I should be on my guard when he first came—My ill habits would steal on him progressively, and not be half so shocking, as if you were to vociferate them all in a breath.

To put you out of apprehension at once—your father is not coming home—nor will he ever return to his own country.

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You seem to speak from certain knowledge—Oh! heavens! is he not living?

Yes, living—but under severe affliction—fortune has changed, and all his hopes are blasted.

"Fortune has changed!"—In povert [...]?—my father in poverty?— (wee [...]ing)—Oh▪ Sir▪ excuse, what may perhaps appear an ill comp [...]iment to your bounty; but to me, the greatest reverence I can pay to it.—You are going to that part of the world where he is; take this precious gift back, search out my father and let him be the object of your beneficence.—[ Forces it into his hand.]—I shall be happy in this prison, indeed [...] shall, so [...] can but give a momentary relief to my dear, dear father.—[ Sir William takes out his handker­chief]—You weep:—This present, perhaps, would be but poor alleviation of his sufferings—perhaps he is in sickness; or a prisoner: Oh! if he is release me instantly, and take me with you to the place of his confinement.

What! quit the joys of London?

On such an errand, I would quit them all without a sigh—And here I make a solemn promise to you— (kneeling.)

Hold, you may wish to break it.

Never—exact what vow you will on this oc­casion, [...] will make, and keep it.—[ Enter Mr. Norberry.— She rises.]—Oh! Mr Norberry, he has been telling me such things of my father—

Has he? Then kneel again—call him by that name—and implore him not to disown you for his child.

Good heaven!—I dare not—I dare not do as you require. [ She faints on Norberry.]

(going to her) My daughter!—My child!—

At those names she revives.—( She raises her [...], but expresses great agitation.)—Come, let us quit this wretched place—she will be better then. My carriage is at the door. You will follow us.

Follow you!—Yes—and I perceive that, in spite of philosophy, justice, or resolution, I could follow you all the world over.

SCENE III. Another Room in the Prison.

Provoking [...] not an answer to one of my [Page 53] pathetic letters!—no [...] a creature to come and condole with me!—Oh that [...] could but regain my liberty before my dis­grace is announced in the public prints—I could then boldly contradict every paragraph that asserted it—by ‘We have authority to say, no such event ever took p [...]ace.’

One Sir George Eve [...]yn is here, Madam; he will not name your name, because it sha'n't be made public; but he desires you will permit him to come and speak a few words to you, provided [...]ou are the young lady from Grosvenor-street, with whom he has the pleasure of being acquainted.

Yes, yes, I am the young lady from Gros­venor-street—my compliments to Sir George, I am that lady; intimately acquainted with him; and entreat he will wa [...]k up. ( Exit the Man.) This is a most fortunate incident in my tragedy! Sir George no doubt takes me for Miss Dorrillon; yet I am sure he is too much the man of gallantry and good breeding to [...]eave me in this p [...]ace, although he visits me by mistake.

Madam, you are free—the doors of the pri­son are open—my word is passed for the—[ He stops— looks around— expresses surprise and confusion.]

(curtsying very low) Sir George, I am under the most infinite obligation!—Words are too poor to convey the sense I have of this act of friendship—but [...] trust my gratitude will for ever—

( confuse [...].) Madam—really—I ought to apo­logise for the libert [...] I have taken.

No liberty at all, Sir George—at least no apology is necessary—I insist on hearing no excuses. A vir­tuous action requires no preface, no prologue, no ceremony—and surely, if one action be more noble and generous than another, it must be that one, where an act of benevolence is conferred, and the object, an object of tota [...] indifference to the libera [...] benefactor—Generous man, good evening—Call me a coach.

Stay, Madam—I beg leave to say—

—Not a word—I won't hear a word—my thanks shall drown whatever you have to say.

Pray, Sir, did not you tell me, you had a very young lady under your care?

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Yes, Sir, so I had—but she, it seems, has just been released, and is gone away with the gentleman who paid the debt

Do you mean Miss Dorrillon?

I mean the other lady from Grosvenor-street.

Who can have released her?

Some friend of mine, I dare say, by mis­take—Well, if it is so, she is extremely welcome to the good fortune which was designed for me. For my part, I could not submit to an obligation from every one—scarcely from any one—and from no one with so little regret as I submit to it from Sir George Evelyn.

Distraction! the first disappointment is nothing to this second! to the reflection that Miss Dorrillon has been set at liberty by any man on earth except myself.

SCENE IV. An Apartment at Mr. Norberry's.

What a situation is mine! I cannot bear so­litude, and am ashamed to see company! I cannot bear to think on the ungrateful woman, and yet I can think of nothing else! [...]t was her conduct which I imagined had alone charmed me; but I perceive her power over my heart, though that conduct is changed!

My dear Lord Priory, exert [...]our spirits to re­ceive and congratulate a friend of mine. Sir William Dor­rillon (presenting him) father to this young woman, whose failings he has endeavoured to correct under the borrowed name of Mandred.

And with that fictitious name, I hope to disbur­then myself of the imputation of having ever offered an af­front to my lord Priory. (He takes Lord Priory aside, and they talk together.)

Is it possible what [...] have heard is true? was it Mr. Mandred who has restored Miss Dorrillon to the pro­tection of Mr. Norberry?

( coming forward.) No, Sir George, I have now taken her under my own protection.

By what tit [...]e, Sir?

A very tender one—don't be alarmed—I am her father.

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Sir Wm. Dorrillon? ( They talk apart.)

Has there been any intelligence of my Lady Priory yet? ( sees Miss Dorrillon) My dear Dorrillon, a lover of yours has done the civilest thing by me!—As I live, here he is. How do you do, Sir George? I suppose you have all heard the news of Bronzely running away with—

Hush!—Lord Priory is here.

Oh, he knows it—and it is not improper to remind him of it—it will teach him humility.

I am humble, Lady Mary, and own I have had a better opinion of your sex than I ought to have had.

You mean, of your management of us; of your instructions, restrictions, and corrections.

Lady Priory and Mr. Bronzely.

What of them?

They are here.

I said she'd preserve her fidelity! Did not I always say so? Have I wavered once? Did I not always tell you all that she was only making game of Bronzely? Did I not tell you all so?

Then, indeed, my Lord, you said truly; for I return the arrantest blockhead—

I always said you would! But how is it? Where have you been? What occasion for a post-chaise? Instantly explain, or I shall forfeit that dignity of a husband, to which, in those degenerate times, I have almost an exclu­sive right.

To rei [...]state you [...] my Lord, in those honours, I accompany Lady Priory; and beg public pardon for the opinion I once publicly professed, of your want of influence over her affections.

Do you hear? Do you all hear? Lady Mary, do you hear?

Taking advantage of your permission to call on her, [...] stratagem I induced her to quit your house, [...]st re­straint might there act as my enemy. But your authority, your prerogative your honour attached to her under my roof. She has held those rights sacred, and compelled even me to revere them.

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Do you all hear? I was sure it would turn out so!

This is the first time I ever knew the gal­lant's word taken for a woman's honour.

I will take her own word—the tongue which for eleven years has never in the slightest instance de­ceived me, I wil [...] believe upon all occasions. My dear wife, boldly pronounce before this company that you return to me with the same affection and respect, and the self-same con­tempt for this man— (to Bron. )—you ever had.

She makes no answer.

Hush! Hush! She is going to speak.— (Another pause)—Why, why don't you speak?

Because I am at a loss what to say.

Hear, hear, hear—do you all hear?

Can you be at a loss to declare you hate Mr. Bronzely?

I do not hate him.

I was sure it would turn out so.

Can you be at a loss to say you love me?

She is at a loss.

How! Don't you fear me?

Yes.

She speaks pla [...]ly to that question.

You know I love truth—speak plainly to all their curiosity requires.

Since you command it then, my Lord—I confess that Mr. Bronzeley's conduct towards me has caused a kind of sentiment in my heart—

Hah! what?

You must believe her—"she has told you truth for eleven years."

A sensation which—

Stop—any truth but this I could have borne—Reflect on what you are saying—Consider what you are do­ing—Are these your primitive manners?

I should have continued those manners, had I known none but primitive men. But to preserve ancient austerity, while, by my husband's consent. I am assailed by modern gallantry, would be the task of a sto [...], and not of hi [...] female slave.

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Do you hear? Do you all hear? My Lord, do you hear?

I do—I do—and though the sound distracts me, I cannot doubt her word.

It gives me excessive joy to hear you say so, because you will not then doubt me when I add—that gratitude, for his restoring me so soon to you is the only sentiment he has inspired.

Then my management of a wife is right after all!

Mr. Bronzely, as your present behaviour has in great measure atoned for your former actions, I will introduce to your acquaintance my friend Sir William Dor­rillon.

Mandred, Sir William Dorrillon!

And considering, Sir, that upon one or two occasions I have been honoured with your confidence—you will not be surprised, if the first command I lay upon my daughter, is—to take refuge from your pursuits, in the protec­tion of Sir George Evelyn.

And may I hope, Maria?

No—I will instantly put an end to all your hopes.

How!

By raising you to the summit of your wishes. Alarmed at my severity, she has owned her readiness to be­come the subject of a milder government.

She shall never repin [...] at the election she has made.

But, Sir George, if you are a prudent man, you will fix your eyes on my little domestic state, and guard against a rebellion.

Not the rigour of its laws has ever induced me to wish them abolished.

Dear Lady, you have made me think with reverence on the matrimonial compact: and I demand of you, Lady Mary—if, in consequence of former overtures, I should establish a [...]egal authority over you, and become your chief magistrate—would you submit to the same controul to which Lady Priory submits?

Any controul, rather than have no chief magistrate at all.

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And what do you say to this?

Simply one sentence—A maid of the present day shall become a wife like those—of former times.