THE FIGVRE OF FIVE.
By M. P.
Printed for F. Coles, at the vpper end of the Old-Baily, neare N [...]
TO The Curteous Reader of any qualitie.
FIgures (courteous readers) as they are of divers kinds, so have they severall significations; by one manner of Figures we are aptly taught to calculate or number the computation of times, as yeeres, months, weekes, dayes, houres and minutes: to make exact & particular reckning of mony, by pounds, shillings, pence halfepence, and farthings: to observe measures, as barly cornes, inches, feete, cubits, yardes, rods, poles, akers, furlongs, and Miles: to know [Page] weight, as pounds, half pounds quarters, ounces, halfe ounces and quarters, penny weights, scruples, graines and drams. Another sort of figures may bee said to be used when the curious Artist doth decipher and proportion the lively effigies or shadow of man or woman, bird, or beast, fowle, or fish, hearbes, plants or trees, and any other thing, that is exactly done, is rightly said to be figured; A third sort of figure (and that the chiefe) is that manner of covert speaking & writing for ornament of language, which is used by Poets, Orators, & Rhetoricians. I cannot punctually say which of al these, I come most neare vnto, in this my booke; but this I dare promise that [Page] whosoever viewes it with [...] judiciall survay, though it be small in volume, shal find that it holds a fit correspondency, and harmonicall relation to either, the truth of which thou shalt find in the perusall. And if any demand why I choose such subjects to spend time upon: I answere, that whereas heretofore there hath the like labour beene spent upon the figures of three and foure, I thought good to try my Arithmeticke, in casting up these so many accounts that have reference ro the figure: of five: to conclude, thou shalt finde many pretty conceites figured out in lively colours, which I hope shall both content the eye, care, and heart o [...] the Reader or Hearer, howsoever [Page] it is now at hap-hazard committed to publike censure; and is resolved to try the adventure of respect, or neglect the first of these wishing to obtaine, I submit to thy charitable opinion, and rest
THE FIGVRE OF FIVE.
1 THere bee five men chiefly noted in holy Writ: Adam for being the first man, Methusala for being the oldest man, Iob for a patient man, Samson for a strong man, and Salomon for a wise man.
2 There be also five men notoriously in famous in the Scriptures: Cain for killing his brother Abell, Cham for discovering his fathers nakednesse, Absolon for rebellion against his Father, Judas, for betraying his Lord, and Pilate for condemning the same Christ.
3 There be five degrees of men [Page] under the Soveraigne: the Nobleman, Clergy man, and the gentleman, the Husbandman, and the Tradesman.
4 There be five orders of Knighthood in England: Knight of the Garter, Knight Barronet, Knight Banneret, Knight of the Bath, and Knight Batcheler.
5 There bee five warme things that especially preserve the life of man, warme meat, warm clothes, warme fire, warme lodging, with [...] warme bedfellow.
6 There bee five short things which most people desire: A short sentence, a short grace, a short praier, a short sermon, and a short season of ill weather.
7 There be five sorts of horses, the war horse, the hunting horse, the cart horse, the coach horse, and the hobby horse.
8 There bee five sorts of men fearefull to meete; A Sergeant to a banquerout, a Constable in pressing time to a Coward, a Beadle to [Page] a vagabond, a hangman to a theife, and a strong theefe to a weake rich Traueller.
9 There be five kindes of men that live by cutting: A Cutter of stone, a cutter of wood, a cutter of Tobacco, a cutter of throates, and a cutter of purses.
10 There be five notable qualities in a Porter: he is a man of great understanding, though he be no scholler, he is a patient man for he beares much, he is a temperate man, for hee'll carry much sacke without being drunke; he rests oft though hee be neither Sargeant, Bailiffe, nor Marshals man, and for all he does he can shew licence.
11 There be five Hackneyes, a hackney man, a hackney turnep, a hackney Coach, a hackney Horse, and a hackney Whore.
12 There bee five manner of Wives: that rather cumber than comfort their husbands, a whorish wife a scoulding wife, a sluttish wife, a lazy wife, and a foolish wife.
[Page] 13 There be five famous stiles beginning with the letter P. Patriarkes, Prophets, Poets, Philosophers and Physicians.
14 There bee five things that have a fit resemblance to the five senses by contrary enterchange, the Winde is heard and not seene, the Sun is seene and not heard, a Louse is felt when shees neither heard nor seene. Milke is tasted but not smelt, and a fart is smelt and not tasted.
15 There bee five that are men by profession, though otherwise dwarffs: a meale man, a water man a broome man, a mault man, and a hangman.
16 There bee five sorts of good liquor made in England: Ale, Beere, Cyder, Perry, and Metheglin.
17 There be five kindes of cases, a Capcase, a fidle case, a Candle-case, combe case, and a Law case.
18 There bee five things almost in continual motion: at Ship at sea, [Page] a flea, an aspen leafe, a dogs taile, and a womans tongue.
19 There bee five things very comfortable to a man, quiet sleepe, good wine, cleanely diet, sweets musicke, and a patient wife.
20 There bee five necessarie quicke things in a house: a mousesing Cat, a watchfull dog, a wakefull Cocke, a fruitfull Hen, and a huswifely woman.
21 There bee five most noted games at dice: In and in, Passage, Hazard, Tray-trip, and Mumchance.
22 There be five vertuous properties belonging to a good Woman: a modest looke, a civill behaviour, a curteous speech, a comely habit, and (chiefly) a constant loyalty to her husband.
23 There bee five sorts of men either of which if a woman match withall, shee's unhappy; a whoremonger, a common Drunkard, a peevish foole, a medling cotquean and a jealous Coxcombe.
[Page] 24 There bee five muches, for which most men covet: much wealth, much honour, much strength, much skill, and especially much praise.
25 There bee five things common to all men for their money: a Barbers chaire, a watermans boat, an Ale-house bench, a play▪house, and a whores house.
26 There bee five well noted prisons within the liberty of London: Newgate, Ludgate, old bridewell, and the two Counters.
27 There be also five like prisons in the borough of South wark the Kings bench, the white Lion, the Marshals seas, the Counter, & the Clinke.
28 There be likewise five prisons without the freedome: the Fleet, the newbridewell, the new prison, the round house, and Finsbury Jayle.
29 There be five chiefe officers belonging to a Noble personage: the Steward, the Gentleman usher [Page] the Gentleman of the Horse, the Groome of the Chamber, and the Clarke of the kitching.
30 There be five inferiour officers which cannot bee mist in a house of Honour; the Bruer, the Baker, the Cooke, the Butler, and the Caterer.
31 There be five Tradesmen chiefly imployed about building: a Carpenter, a Mason, a Brickmaker, a Smith, and a glazier.
32 There bee five things that chiefly uphold a common wealth: Money, Navigation, warfare, husbandry, and clothing.
33 There bee five men odious to honest company: a prophane swearer, a desperate Quareller, an obscaene talker, a cheating decoy and a stinking sot.
35 There bee five Women as till to bee endured: An arrant scould, a drunken sowe, a snufling bawd, a shamelesse whore, and a carry tale gossip.
35 There bee five Vices that [Page] bring many a man to ruine: Pride, Prodigality, Luxury, Drunkennes, and gaming.
36 There bee five trades that are chiefe agents to pride: Taylors, Feather-makers, Perfumers, Sempsters, and Imbroderers.
37 There be five things which a Taylor cannot worke without: a pressing yron, a payre of sheeres, a measure, a Needle, and a Thimble.
38 There be five men that get money by other mens brawlings, a Lawyer, a Chirurgion, a Souldier, a Fencer, and an Aparator.
39 There bee five noted payments betweene the halfepenny and the pound: a penny, a shilling, a crowne, a noble, and a marke.
40 There be five common Masters: a Master of defence, a Master of a family, a Master of a ship, a Schoole Master, and a Whoore-Master.
41 There bee five noted companions: a boone companion, a [Page] base companion, a lazycompanion, a saucy companion, and a beggerly companion.
42 There be five greasie Companions: a Butcher, a Cooke, a tallow Chaundler, a sope boyler, and a Kitchin stuffe wench.
43 There be five monosillables, which containe all the World: Mine, thine, his, hers, and theirs.
44 There be five smiths: a goldsmith a silver smith, a blacksmith, a coppersmith, a Tom smith.
45 There be five Vshers: An Vsher to a grammer schoole, an Vsher to a fencing schoole, an Vsher to a dancing schoole, an Vsher of a Hall, and a gentleman Vsher.
46 There be five especiall Uertues requisite in every Christian: Constancy in Gods cause, loyalty towards his Prince, charity toward the poore, love to al people, and patience to beare all crosses.
47 There be five vices opposite to those five vertues: to be lukewarme in Religion, treacherous [Page] against his King, hard hearted to the poore, to be in hatred with his Neighbours, and to repine at Gods chastisements.
48 There bee five chiefe commanders in a Campe, a Lieutenant, Generall, the Sergeant Major, the Muster-master, and the Captaine.
49 There be also five officers of note under a Captaine: the Liefenant, the Ensigne, the Sergeant, he Corporall, and the Drummer.
50 There be five chiefe officers [...] a ship, the Captaine, the Master, the Steward, the purser, and the boat-swaine.
51 There be five Tradesmen that chiefly thrive by warre, Armourers, Gunmakers, pike makers Cutlers, and Girdlers.
52 There were five famous Latine Poets: Ovid, Virgil, Lucan, Propertius, Horace.
53 There were likewise five most exquisite paynters: Allche-Bacchacius. Mechus, Alexis, Apelles and Zeuxis.
[Page] 54 There be five extraordinary drunkards and gluttons left in memory to posterity, Bonetius, Darius, Milo, Phagoe, and Tricones.
55 There be five things which makes a good fellow willing to spend his money, an honest host, a good fire, good liquor, good tobacco, and a merry hostesse.
56 There be five sorts of fooles, a naturall foole, a great mans foole, a foole in a play, a foole in a morris dance, and a Lawyers foole.
57 There be five base officers in London, a hangman, a Beadle, a promooter, a catchpoule, and the Beares bagpiper.
58 There bee five sorts of Batchelers: a Batcheler of the Law, a Batcheler of Art, a Batcheler of Divinity, a Knight Batcheler, and one that was never married.
59 There be five sorts of Herrings: fresh herring, pickled herring, blote herring, red herring and loane herring, the pie wench.
[Page] 60 There bee five naturall resemblances betwixt birds and man kind: the Pellican teacheth parents love to their Children, the stork natural love to their parents, the Turtle dove correspondency betwixt lovers, the phoenix continency, and the sparrow, inordinate lust.
61 There bee also five Beastes which be fit emblems of wicked men; the hyena, the crocodill, and the fox for teacherous murtherers, the goat for a letcher, and the woolfe for a covetous wretch.
62 There be five things requisite in a well governed cōmon wealth: the Judges to hate bribery, the Clergy men simony, the Nobles disloyalty, the Gentry malignity, and the commons mutiny.
63 There be five imaginary rivers in hell, Acheron, Avernus, Cocitus, Stix and Phlegiton.
64 There be five men which as the Poets faigne, are particularly tormented in hell, Ix [...]on is said to [Page] turne a restlesse wheele, Prometheus is faigned to have his heart gnawed by a Uultur, Siciphus to roll a restlesse stone against a hill, Ohennus to make ropes, which an Asse that stands by, bites in sunder: Tantalus stands up to the chin in water, and cannot drinke, and hath apples, bobbing at hislips, and cannot eate any.
63 There bee five sorts of Cuckolds: a merry Cuckold, a mad Cuckold, a melancholly Cuckold, a conceited Cuckold, ane a contented Cuckold.
66 There be five sorts of men unworthy to live in a common wealth, hee that hath wealth enough, and does no good with it: he that sels his patrimony to maintaine whoores, he that drinkes all day at the Althouse while his family starves at home, hee that forsweares himselfe for a trifle, and he that has a good wife and will not use her well.
67. There be five men pittifull [Page] to behold, a man without honesty a man without mercy, a man with out wit, a man without clothes, and a man without mony.
68 There be five outs whic [...] many man are vext withall, drink [...] out o'th pot, tobacco out o'th pip [...] wit out o'th head, money out o't [...] purse, and wife out o'th bed.