DRousie Morpheus, having seased on some men at broade noone day, and Brizo, taking the opportunity of the season sent forth his little CVPID. The unhappy Boy aspired sometimes to high thoughts; and when he plea­sed sported with meaner pleasures, still acting his delightfull change in what he best liked? but alwaies various in his effects; At his pleasure he bends his Bowe at Princes, and sometimes wounds persons of meaner faculties; but misseth none at whom his fancy invits him to shoot.

First of all the wag turnes Courtier: and misseth not the Kings Chamberlin presenting him with a Dreame: that he thought he he saw in a Vision, The Lord Cottington, Digbey, and Ned Hide the counseller, carrying the CROVVNE to three Prelats, that sate in a withdrawing roome, who having worne it by turnes, like a festivall Garland, & lined it with the Lawn of an old pair of Bishops sleeves, and dansed the Canaries, themselves carry it in, and intreat his Majestie to wear it, whilst they rest themselves, For which he gives his Peers and prelates thanks, VVeares it, and begges their blessing to him, and his posterity, which the pre­lates promise him is conferred to perpetuall future ages.

Then comes in the Queene, with a Spanish Lute, and she plaies before him variety of Italian lessons, which Philips and the rest of her ghostly fathers had taught her, and invites the King to [Page] dance: The court Lords praise the Musicke, and [...]de the King in this sport; in which Jarmin out capers them all, and the Bi­shop of Armagh rounds the King in the ear and tells him private­ly, that in truth it is a sweet harmonie; good to prevent melan­cholly; full of luster to the crowne; and prayes long may wee see these dayes.

Then presenly steps in a company of Irish Rebels, with their swords drawn; and they swear that if they may have but com­mission for it, that they will soon be the death of all the base Round-Heads that would hinder this sport: which being granted, they fall on, and murder man woman and childe: and speedily returne with whole Barrels of Protestant blood, for which sacred act, they beg some titles of honor to make them capable of doing more of that service.

But the Boy being weary of that sport, leaves the court, and comes to VVestminster, to visit the Parliament, and mounting a loft he gets first into the house of Peeres, where finding one in a slumber, he puts into his fancy the oppriession (in a dreame) of an Enemie Drawing nigh, which causeth fear, but awaking, it is nothing but a message from the house of commons.

The mean while the Wag runnes to the Lower House, and finding one of the Members asleepe; shootes at him, hit [...] his fan­cie, and in a Dream presents him with a Lyon a Dragon, and di­ve [...]s wilde beasts at the door, ready to enter with open mouth to devoure them: the House full to prayers, the beasts roare, the Trained Band at the Doore of the guard run away, and presently Angels appear and muzzle those furious beasts, and leade them quite away.

CUPID then goes downe into Westminster Hall, and there finding colonell No-Figh [...], cast by Morpheus in a deep sleepe in one of the seats; he fastens upon him and amongst some other uisions presseth him w [...]th this Dreame; that his couzen Self-Good, had brought him a commission to stay at home and receive pay, whilst his captain Lievetenant led on the Regiment: which did please his humour well, that he might sleep securely whilest o­thers did his duty, he might walke Westminster Hall with gould gingling in his pockets, and every weeke make him a new Sute of clothes, and every one Suteing with the fashion, and looking oftner on his Ordinance, and commisson in Westminster Hall, then on his Ordnance, and Artillery in the field, and his heart is so light and mery, that in this rapture he is strooke with an [Page] amazement of himselfe. The poor lame Souldier, sits upon ano­ther bench, and he dreames too, that he saw a cavalite coming to kill his coloneil, who being asleepe, awakes him, and tells him of the danger; for which the Generous commander puls out of his pocket four old farthing tokents to reward him with.

An honest countrey fellow coming thither, to know how the businesse goes between the Major Generall, and the committee of the countie where he dwells; he lies him down upon a bench and having newly drunke his share of two or three pots of Ale after dinner begins to be sleepy; and CVPID strikes him into a deep slumber, and he dermes that he heard a Member of the House, relating some newes which came that day to the Parlia­ment, and what order the House hath taken to supplie some for­ces with necessaries; and other businesse that was that morning debated in the House: and a popish priest (which the court-Martialls, Provost-Marshall that serve the city, and that court; and Westminster Hall too; can never be able to finde out; came with a table book and writ down the heads of the Intelligence, and after with drew himseselfe to write it fairer in a letter which he directed to Prince Rupert, which the countrey man by over­looking him, discovered; and for want of the Provost Marshals presence there, addressed himselfe to a Serjeant at Armses man, and he being appreheanded and searched; there was found a whole Packet of secret intelligence about him.

But the Boy being weary with staying so long at Westminster changes his station, and removes into the city of Lon [...]o [...]; and there whispers in a Malignant Citizens ea [...]e, and having soundly charmed him, he fild his [...]ogitations with this Dreame, That the cavaliers were come to London, and had massakred the Mem­bers of the Parliament, and were fyring the city of London, and putting men women and children, all to the sword, and conside­ring with himselfe, that he had alwies been very active, both to do and speake at all times for the King, and his forces, prayed for them more, then for his own soul, and cursed the Puritane Dogs that ever spake the least word of hurt concerning them: therefore he hasted to tell them how he alwaies destred that they might have the better of it, and shewes them their letter of correspon­dencie, and desired that favour to be shewed to him, and his wife and children, which he deserved for his faithfull services, (But the [Page] cavaliers regarded none of his complements.) but went on in a resolute manner, sparing neither the one nor other, nor taking notise of friends, or foes; or any thing that was past, tooke his wife and ravished her, abused his daughter to death before his face, dasht out the braines of his children, and fired his house about his eares, and as they were going to cut his throat he awa­ked.

CVPID goes then to the tower, and finding the Archbishop of Canterbury upon his Couch filled his head full of Proclamati­ons, amongst the rest he Dreamed, That a grim fellow that appear­ed like bones wrapt in a sheet, came with a warrant to fetch him to Purgatorie: and therefore bade him make his will presently.

But to laeve the Arch-Bishop; And it (by this time begining to draw towards night; Cupid returnes to Westminster, and findes a drowsie fellow at Hell, parted from his company, and laid down to sleep after supper, hee loads him with dreames: amongst which he thought that he saw one whispering with a clergy man, desi­ring [Page] him in his next sermon to raile against those that were at the Beggers feast, and he would take it for a gaeat favour, for quoth he, there was a Great Earl there one that I Cannot endure, and this is a brave opportunity for me: and therefore speake to the purpose, bring them in one way or other to make them as odi­ous as ever you can;

Then he wondering to see such doings there asked the Tapster what place that was Called, why quath he; it is called Hell, I thought so quoth the man? because there is such spirits in it, well this Clergie man (thought he) may raile against them as he plea­seth; but methinks it is no point of divinity, For beggers are Christians as well as Lords, and receive the Sac [...]ments with Lords too and Christ allowes it, and why not dine with Lords, but it is an offence to the state (it may be he will say) well but he is no states man? And whilste he was thus controverting the point in his thoughts the rest of his Company awaked him, away went lit­tle Cupid to his Mistresse; who fell in a discourse as followeth.