TO HIS EMINENCE, THE LORD FRANCISCO BARBERINI, Cardinal of the most holy Apostolick See, and Protector of the English Nation, at his Palaces in Rome.
MY last to your Eminence was but short, in regard I had been but a short time in this
Countrey, I have now made a longer sojourn here, and taken a leisurely information
of all matters; therefore I shal give your Eminence an account proportionably: For
by conversation with the most indifferent, and intelligenc'd men, and by communication
with the Ambassadors here resident, I have taken some paines to pump out the truth
of things.
I find, that angry star, which hath lowr'd so long upon Europe [Page 2] in generall, hath been as predominant, and cast as direfull aspects upon this poor
Iland, as upon any other part: Truly, my Lord, in all probability this people have
pass'd the Meridian of their happinesse, and begin to decline extreamly, as well
in Repute abroad, as also in the common notions of Religion, and indeed in the ordinary faculty of Reason: I think verily the Ill Spirit never reign'd so much in any corner of the earth by
those inhumane and horid things that I have observ'd among them, Nor is it a petty
Spirit, but one of the greatest Cacodaemons that thus drives them on, and makes them
so active in the pursuance of their own perdition.
To deduce matters from their Originall, Your Eminency may please to understand, that
this King at his accesse to the Crown had deep debts to pay, both of His Fathers,
and his own, he was left ingaged in a fresh warre with Spain; and had another presently after with France, and both at one time, but he came off well enough of those: Afterwards never any
Countrey flourished in that envied happinesse, and wanton kind of prosperity; This
City of London was grown to be the greatest Mart, and mistresse of Trade, of any in the world, Insomuch,
as I have been certainly inform'd, the King might have eaten meerly upon His customes
4000 crownes a day: Moreover, she had a vast bank of money being made the scale of conveying the King of Spaines treasure to Flanders: Insomuch that in a few yeers she had above ten millions of his moneys brought hither,
which she might have remitted in specie or in marchandize, and for which this King had five in the hundred for coynage: Yet
could he not get beforehand with the world, having a sister with so many Nephews and
neeces, having a Queen with diverse children of His own, (at least 16 of the Blood-Royall)
to maintaine, with divers profuse Courtiers besides, which made Him more parsimonious
then ordinary. The Warres then growing more active 'twixt Spaine and France, as also 'twixt Holland and Spaine both by Land and Sea, and divers great Fleets of Men [Page 3] of War as well French (who were growne powerfull that way) as Dunkerkers, Spaniards, Hollanders, and Hamburgers, appearing daily in His narrow Seas, and sayling close by His Chambers, the world wondred this King had no greater strength at Sea, in case that any of the
foresaid Nations should doe him an affront, as some of them had already done, by denying
to dash their Colours to His Ships: Insomuch that in Holland and other places he was pasquill'd at, and pourtrayed lying in his cradle lullaby'd
and rock'd asleep by the Spaniard: Hereupon being by advertisements from His Agents
abroad, and frequent advice of His Privie Councell at home, made sensible of the danger,
and a kind of dishonour he was falne into, and having intelligence that the French
Cardinall began to question his title to the Dominion of the Narrow Seas, considering
He employed no visible power to preserve it, He began to consult of meanes to set
forth a Royall Fleet: but in regard the Purse of the Crowne was lightly ballasted,
and that he had no mind to summon the three Estates, because of some indignities he
had received in former Parliaments by the Puritan party, (a race of people averse to all Kingly Government, unlesse they may pare it
as they please) his then Atturney Generall, a great cryed-up-Lawyer, put it in his
Head to impose an old Tax called Ship-mony upon the Subject, which the said Lawyer did warrant upon his life to be Legall, for
he could produce diverse Records how many of his Progenitors had done the like: The
King not satisfied with his single opinion, referred it to His Learned Councell,
and they unanimously averred it to be agreeable to the Law of the Land; yet this would
not fully satisfie the King, but He would have the Opinion of His twelve Judges, and
they also affirmed by their severall vouches the said Tax to be warrantable; Hereupon
it was imposed and leavied, but some refusing to pay it, there was a suite commenc'd,
during which all the Judges were to re-deliver their opinions joyntly, and the businesse
being maturely debated and canvased in open [Page 4] Court divers months, and all arguments produc'd pro & con, nine of the said twelve Judges concluded it Legal: Thereupon the King continued the
imposition of the said Tax, and never was money imployed so much for the Honour and
advantage of a Countrey, for he sent out every Summer a Royall fleet to scowre and
secure the Seas; he caused a Galeon to be built, the greatest and gallantest that
ever spread saile: Nor did he purse up, and dispose of one peny of this money to any
other use, but added much of his own Revenues yeerly thereunto: So the world abroad
cried up the King of England to be awake againe; Trade did wonderfully encrease, both Domestic and forrein in all the three Kingdomes; Ireland was reduced to an absolute Settlement, the Arreares of the Crown payed, and a considerable
Revenue came thence cleerly to the Exchequer of England every year, the salaries of all Officers, with the pay of the standing Army there,
and all other Charges being defrayed by Ireland her self, which was never done before. Yet for all this height of happinesse, and
the glorious fruites of the said Ship-money, (which was but a kind of petty insensible
Tax, & a thing of nothing to what hath happened since) there were some foolish people
in this Land which murmured at it, and cryed out nothing else but a Parliament, a
Parliament; and they have had one since with a vengeance.
But before this occasion, it was observed, that the seedes of disobedience, and a
spirit of insurrection was a long time engendring in the hearts of some of this peace-pampred
People, which is conceived to proceed from their conversation and comerce with three
sorts of men, viz. the Scot, the Hollander and the French Huguenot. Now an advantage happened that much conduced to necessitate the convoking of a Parliament,
which was an ill-favoured traverse that fell out in Scotland; For the King intending an Uniformity of Divine worship in all His three Kingdomes,
sent thither the Lyturgie of this Church, but it found cold and coorse entertainment there, for the whole [Page 5] Nation, men, women and children rise up against them: Hereupon the King absolutely
revoked it by Proclamation, wherein He declared 'twas never His purpose to presse
the practice thereof upon the Consciences of any; therefore commanded that all things
should be in statu quo prius, but this would not serve the turn, the Scot took advantage hereby to destroy Hierarchy, and pull down Bishops to get their demeanes: To which purpose they came with an Army
in open Field against their own Native King, who not disgesting this indignity, Mustred
another English Army; which being upon the confines of both Kingdomes, a kind of Pacification was
plaistred over for the present. The King returning to London, and consulting His second thoughts, resented that insolency of the Scots more then formerly: Hereupon He summons a Parliament, and desires aid to Vindicat
that Affront of the Scot. The Scot had strong Intelligence with the Puritan Faction in the English Parliament, who seemed to abet his quarell, rather then to be sensible of any nationall
dishonour received from him; which caused that short-lived Parliament to dissolve
in discontent, and the King was forced to finde other meanes to raise and support
an Army by private Loanes of His Nobler sort of Subjects and Servants: The Scot having punctuall Advertisments of every thing that passed, yea, in the Kings Cabinet
Councell was not idle all this while, but rallies what was left of the former Army
(which by the articles of Pacification should have been absolutely dismissed) and
boldly invades England, which he durst never have done, if he had not well known that this Puritan Party
which was now grown very powerfull here, and indeed had invited him to this expedition,
would stand to him. This forrein Army being, by the pernicious close machinations
of some mongrell Englishmen aforementioned, entred into the Bowels of the Country, the King was forced to call
this present Parliament, with whom he complied in every thing, so far as to sacrifice
unto them both Judge, Bishop, Councellor and Courtier; yea, He yeilded to the tumbling
down of many tribunalls of Justice, which were an advantage [Page 6] to his Prerogative; He assented that the Prelates, who were the most Ancient and
Prime Members of the upper House, and had priority of all others, since the first
constitution of Parliament in the enrollment of all Acts, He assented I say that these,
who were the greatest prop of His Crown should be quite outed from among the Peers;
He granted them also a Trienniall Parliament, and after that, this Perpetuall; which words, to the apprehension of any rationall man, carry with them a grosse absurdity
in the very sense of the thing: And touching this last Grant, I had it from a good
hand, that the Queen was a friend to this Parliament, and your Eminence knowes how
they have requited Her since, but the maine open Councellor to this fatall Act was
a Scot.
Now the reason which they alledged for this everlasting Parliament was one of the
baldest that ever I heard of, it was, that they might have time enough to pay the
Scots Army, whereas in one morning they might have dispatched that, by passing so many
Subsidies for that use, and upon the credit of those, they might have raised what
money they would.
The Parliament finding the King so pliable, and His pulse to beat so gently, like
ill-natur'd men they fall from inches to ells in seeking their advantages: They grew
so peremptory as to demand all the military strength of the Kingdom, the Tower of
London, with the whole Royall Navy, which they found in an excellent equipage, gramercy shipmony;
so that the benefit of Ship-mony, which they so clamoured at, turned most to their
advantage of any thing afterwards.
The Scot being Fidler-like returned to his Country with meat, drink, and mony, the King went
a while after to keep a Parliament there, wherein he filled every blank, they did
but ask and have, for He granted them what possibly they could propound, both for
their Kirk and State, many received Honour, and they divided Bishops Lands amongst
them: for all which unparallel'd Concessions of Princely grace, they caused an Act
already in force to be published, viz. that it should be [Page 7] damnable Treason in the highest degree that could be, for any of the Scots Nation
conjunctly or singly to levy armes, or any military Forces, upon any pretext whatsoever,
without His Majesties royall Commission; and this they caus'd to be don by way of
gratitude, but how they perform'd it afterwards the world knowes too well.
The King returning to London, in lieu of a wellcom to his two Houses of Parliament (to whom also before his departure
he had passed more Acts of Grace then all his Progenitors, take them all in a lump)
they had patch'd up a kind of Remonstrance, which was voted in the dead of night, wherein they expos'd to the world the least
moat in former government, and aggravated to the very height every grievance, all
which the King had redressed before; and this Remonstrance, which breath d nothing but a base kind of malice, they presented as a nosegay to
their Soverain Prince, to congratulate his safe return from a forren Countrey; which
they caus'd to be printe [...] & publish'd before he could give any answer thereunto. The King finding such a virulent
spirit still raign in the House, and knowing who were chiefly possess'd with it (whom
he had impeach'd before, but saw he could get no justice against them) in such an
extremity, he did an act like a generous Prince, for taking the Palsgrave with him, he took the first coach he met withall at his Court gate, and went to his
House of Commons in person to demand five Members, which he wold prove to be Traitors
in the highest degree, and to be the Authors of all these distempers, protesting upon
the word of a King, that they shold have as fair & legall a tryall as ever men had;
in the interim he only desir'd that their persons might be secur'd: The walls of both
Houses, and the very stones in London street did seem to ring of this high cariage
of the Kings, and the sound went thence to the Countrey, whence the silly Plebeians
came presently in whole heards to this City, and strowting up and down the streets,
had nothing in their mouths, but that the priviledg of Parlement, the priviledg of
Parl [...]ment was broken, though it be the known cleer Law of the Land, that the Parlement
cannot supersede or shelter any treason.
The King finding how violently the pulse of the gr [...]sly seduced people did beat, and there having been formerly divers riotous [Page 8] crues of base Mechaniques and Mariners, who had affronted both his own Court, and
the two Houses besides, which the Commons, to their eternall reproach, conniv'd at,
notwithstanding that divers motions were made by the Lords to suppresse them, the
King also having private intelligence that there was a mischievous plot to surprize
his person, remov'd his Court to the Countrey.
The King departing, or rather being driven away thus from his two Houses, by this mutinous City, he might well at his going
away have obraided her in the same words as Henry the 3. did upbraid Paris, who being by such another tumultuous rabble driven out of her in the time of the
Ligue, as he was losing sight of her, he turn'd his face back, and sayed, Farewell ingratefull Cittie, I will never see thee again till I make my way into thee
through thy Walls: Yet, though the King absented himself in person thus from the two Houses, he sent
them frequent messages, that they wold draw into A [...]s what he had already assented unto, and if any thing was le [...]t yet undon by him, he wold do it; therfore he will'd them to leave off those groundles
feares and jealousies wherwith they had amus'd both Cittie and Countrey; and he was
ready to return at all times to his Palace in Westminster, provided that his Person
might be secur'd from the former barbarisms & outrages: But in lieu of a dutifull
compliance with their Prince, the thoughts of the two Houses ran upon nothing but
war: The King then retiring into the North, & thinking with a few of his servants
only to go visit a Town of his, he was denied entrance by a fatall unlucky wretch,
who afterwards was shamefully executed, with his eldest son, by command of his new
Masters of the Parlement: The King being thus shut out of his own town (which open'd
the first dore to a bloudy war) put forth a Declaration, wherein he warn d all his
people that they should look to their proprieties, for if Hee was thus barr'd of his owne, how could any private Subject be sure to be Master of
any thing he had, and herein he was as much Prophet as Prince; For the Parlement-men afterwards made themselfs Land-Lords of the whole Kingdome,
it hath been usuall for them to thrust any out of his freehold, to take his bed from
under him, and his shirt from off his very back. The King being [Page 9] kept thus out of one of his townes, might well suspect that he might be driven out
of another, therefore 'twas time for him to look to the preservation of his Person,
and the Countrey came in voluntarily unto him by thousands to that purpose, but hee
made choice of a few only to be his gard, as the Parlementteers had don a good while
before for themselfs: But now they went otherwise to worke, for they fell a levying,
listing, and arming men by whole Regiments and Brigades till they had a verie considerable
Army a foot, before the King had one Musqueteer or Trooper on his side: yet these
men are so notoriously impudent, as to make the King the first Aggressor of the war,
and to lay upon Him all the [...]lood that was spilt to this day, wherein the Devill himself cannot be more shameles.
The Parliamenteers having an army of foot and horse thus in perfect Equipage, 'twas
high time for the King to look to himselfe, therefore he was forced to display his
royall Standard, and draw his sword quite out: Thus a cruell and most cruentous civill
war began which lasted neer upon foure yeers without intermission, wherin there happen'd
more battailes, sieges and skirmishes, then passed in the Netherlands in sourescore
yeers, and herein the Englishmen may be said to get som credit abroad in the world,
that they have the same blood running in their veines (though not the same braines
in their sculls) which their Ancestors had, who were observed to be the activest
peeple in the field, impatient of delay, and most desirous of battaile then any Nation.
But it was one of the greatest miracles that ever happen'd in this Land how the King
was able to subsist so long against the Parlamenteers, considering the multiplicity
of infinite advantatages they had of him by water and land: for they had the Scot, the Sea and the City on their side; touching the first, he rushed in as an Auxiliary, with above 20000.
Horse and Foot compleatly furnish'd both with small and great ammunition and arms,
well cloth'd and money'd: For the second, they had all the Kings Ships well appointed,
which are held to be the greatest security of the Island both for defence and offence,
for every one of them is accounted one of the moving Castles of the Kingdome: besides
they had all the other standing stone-Castles, [Page 10] Forts, and tenable places to boot: Concerning the last, (viz. the City) therein they
had all the wealth, bravery, and prime ammunition of England, this being the onely
Magazin of men and money: Now if the King had had but one of these on his side, he
had in all probability crush'd them to nothing: yet did he bear up strangely against
them a long time, and might have don longer, had he kept the campane, and not spent
the spirits of his men before Townes; had he not made a disadvantagious election of
som Commanders in chief, and lastly, had he not had close Traitors within dores, as well as open Rebells without; for his very Cabinet Councell, and Bed-Chamber were not free of such vermin,
and herein the Parlementeers spent unknown sums and were very prodigall of the Kingdomes
money.
The King, after many traverses of war, being reduced to a great streight by crosse
successes and Counsells, rather then to fall into the hands of the Parlementeers,
withdrew himselfe in a Servingmans disguise to the Scors army, as his last randevous,
and this plott was manag'd by the French Agent then residing here; A man wold think
that that Nation wol'd have deem'd it an eternall honor unto them to have their own
King and Countreyman throw himself thus into their armes, and to repose such a singular
trust in them upon such an Extremity: but they corresponded not so well with him
as he expected, for though at first when the Parlamenteers sollicited their deer Brethren for a delivery of the Kings person unto them, their note was then, if any forren
petty Prince had so put himself upon them, they could not with honor deliver him,
much lesse their own Native King; yet they made a sacrifice of him at last for 800000.
Crownes; whereupon Bellieure the French Ambassador being convoyed by a Troop of horse from the King towards London,
to such a stand, in lieu of larges to the souldiers, he drew out an halfe crown peece,
and asked them how many pence that was, they answered 30. He replied, for so much did Judas betray his Master, and so he departed
And now, that in the cours of this Historicall Narration I have touch'd upon France, your Eminence may please to understand, that nothing allmost could tend more to
the advantage of [Page 11] that King, then these commotions in England, considering that he was embark'd in
an actuall war with the House of Austria and that this Iland did do Spain som good offices; among other, by transport of his treasure to Dunkerk in English
bottomes, wherunto this King gave way, and somtimes in his own Galeons, which sav'd
the Spainard neer upon 20. in the hundred, then if he had sent it by way of Genoa;
so that som think, though France made semblance to resent the sad condition of her
Neighbour, and thereupon sent the Prince of Harcour, and the foresaid Monsieur Bellieure to compose matters, yet she never really intended it, as being against her present
interest and engagements: yet the world thinks it much that she shold publiquely
receive an Agent from these Parlamenteers, and that the French Nobility who were us'd
to be the gallantest men in the world to vindicate the quarrels of distressed Ladies,
are not more sensible of the outrages that have bin offer'd a daughter of France,
specially of Henry the great's.
But to resume the threed of my Narration, the King (and with him, one may say, England
also) being thus bought and sold, the Parlamenteers insteed of bringing him to Westminster,
which had put a Period to all distempers toss'd him up and downe to private houses,
and kept the former Army still afoot: And truly I think there was never Prince so
abus'd, or poor peeple so baffled, and no peeple but a purblind besotted peeple wold
have suffred themselfs to be so baffled: for notwithstanding that no Enemy appeer'd
in any corner of the Kingdom, yet above 20000. Tagaroons have bin kept together ever
since to grind the faces of the poore, and exhaust the very vitall spirits of town
and Countrey, and keep them all in a perfect slavery: Had the Parlement-men, when
the Scots were gone, brought their King in a generous and frank way (as had well becom'd
Englishmen) to sitt among them, and trusted to him (which of necessity they must do
at last) as they had gain'd more honor far in the world abroad, so they had gain'd
more upon his affections then I beleeve they will ever do hereafter.
But to proceed, the King having bin a good while prisoner to the Parlement, the Army
snatch'd him away from them, and som of the chiefest Commanders having pawn'd their
soules unto [Page 12] him to restore him speedily, in lieu thereof they tumbled him up and down to sundry
places, till they juggled him at last to that small Ile where now he is surrounded
with a gard of strange faces and if happly he beginns to take delight in any of those
faces, he is quickly taken out of his sight. These harsh usages hath made him becom
all gray and oregrown with hair, so that he lookes rather like som Silvan Satyr then
a Soverain Prince: And truly my Lord the meanest slave in St. Marks gallies or the abiects Captif in Algier bannier is not so miserable as he in divers kinds, for they have the comfort of their wifes, children and frends, they can convey and receive
Letters, send Messenggers upon their errands, and have privat discours with any;
all which is denied to the King of great Britain, nay the young Princes his children
are not permitted as much as to ask him blessing in a letter. In so much that if he
were not a great King of his passions, and had a heart cast in an extraordinary Mould,
these pressures & those base aspersions that have bin publiquely cast upon him by
the Parlement it self, had bin enough to have sent him out of the world e're this,
and indeed 'tis the main th ng they drive at, to torture his brain, and tear his very
heartstrings if they could: so that wheras this foolish ignorant peeple speak such
horrid things of our Inquisition, truly my Lord 'tis a most gentle way of proceeding being compar'd to this Kings persecutions.
As the King himselfe is thus in quality of a captif, so are all his Subjects becom
perfect slaves, they have fool'd themselfs into a worse slavery then Jew or Greek under the Ottomans, for they know the bottom of their servitude by paying so many Sultanesses for every
head; but here, peeple are put to endles, unknowne, tyrannicall Taxes, besides plundring and Accize, which two words, and the practise of them (with storming of Townes) they have learnt of their pure brethre [...] of Holland: and for plundrings, these Parlementeer Saints think they may robb any that adheres not to them as lawfully
as the Iewes did the Egiptians: 'Tis an unsommable masse of money these Reformers have squandred in few yeers, whereof
they have often promis'd and solemnly voted a publike account to satisfie the Kingdome:
but as in a hundred things more, so in this precious [Page 13] particular they have dispens'd with their Votes: they have consumed more treasure
with pretence to purge one Kingdome, then might have served to have purchas'd two; more (as I am credibly told) then all the Kings of England spent of the public
stock since the Saxon Conquest: Thus have they not only begger'd the whole Iland, but they have hurld
it into the most fearfull'st Chaos of confusion that ever poore Countrey was in;
they have torne in pieces the reines of all Government, trampled upon all Lawes of
heaven and earth, and violated the very Dictamens of nature, by making mothers to
betray their sonnes, and the sonnes their fathers, but specially that great Charter, which is the Pandect of all the Lawes and Liberties of the free-born Subject, which at their admission
to the House they are solemnly sworn to maintaine, is torn in flitters: besides those
severall Oaths they forg'd themselfs, as the Protestation and Covenant, where they voluntarily sweare to maintain the Kings Honor and Rights, together with
the established Lawes of the Land, &c. Now I am told, that all Acts of Parlement here
are Lawes, and they carry that Majestie with them, that no power can suspend or repeale
them, but the same power that made them, which is the King sitting in full Parlement;
these mongrell Polititians have bin so notoriously impudent as to make an inferior
Ordinance of theirs to do it, which is point-blank against the very fundamentalls of this
Government, and their owne Oaths, which makes me think that there was never such a
perjur'd pack of wretches upon earth, never such Monsters of mankind.
Yet this simple infatuated peeple have a Saint-like opinion of these Monsters, this
foolish Citie gards them daily with Horse and Foot, whereby she may be sayd to kisse
the very stones that are thrown at her, and the hand whence they came, which a dogg
wold not do: But she falls to recollect her felf now that she begins to be pinch'd
in Trade, that that her Mint is starv'd, and that the Prince commands both Sea and River: yet the leading'st men
in her Common-Councell care not much for it, in regard most of them have left traffiqueing
abroad, finding it a more easie and gainefull way of trading at home, by purchasing
Church-lands, plunder'd goods, and debts upon [Page 14] the Public Faith; thus the Saints of this Iland turn godlinesse into gaine.
Truly my Lord, I give the English for a lost Nation, never was there a more palpable
oblaesion of the brain, and a more visible decay of reason in any race of men: it
is a strange judgement from heaven, that a peeple shold not be more sensible how
they are becom slaves to Rebells, and those most of them the scumm of the Nation,
which is the basest of miseries: how they suffer them to tyrannize by a meer arbitrary
extrajudiciall power o're their very soules and bodies, o're their very lif [...]s and livelihoods; how their former freedom is turn'd to fetters, Molehills into Mountaines
of grievances, Ship-money into Accize, Justice into Tyranny: For nothing hath bin and is daily so common amongst them as
imprisonment without charge, and a charge without an accuser, condemnation without
apparance, and forfaitures without conviction.
To speak a little more of the King, if all the infernall fiends had ligu'd against
him, they could not have design d & disgorg'd more malice: they wold have laid to
his charge his fathers death, as arrand a lie as ever was hatch'd in hell: they wold
make him fore-know the insurrection in Ireland, whereas the Spanish Ambassador here, & his Confessor who is a very reverend Irish man, told me, that
he knew no more of it then the grand Mogor did: they charge him with all the bloud of this civill warre, wheras they and their
instruments were the first kindlers of it, and that first prohibited trade: they intercepted
and printed his privat letters to his Queen, and hers to him, (Oh barbarous basenesse!)
but therin they did him a pleasure, though the intent was malitious, their aym in
all things being to imbitter and envenom the hearts of his peeple towards him; and
this was to render him a glorious and well-belov d Prince, and for making him rich,
all which they had vow'd to do upon passing the Act of Continuance, they have made
him poorer then the meanest of all his vassalls, they have made him to have no propriety
in house, goods, or Lands, or as one may say, in his wife and children: 'Twas usuall
for the father to hunt in his Park while the son hunted for his life in the field,
for the wife to lye in his bedds, while the husband layed wait to [Page 15] murther him abroad; they have seiz'd upon and sold his privat Hangings and Plate,
yea his very Cabinets, Jewells and Pictures.
Nor are they the honorablest sort of peeple, and men nobly extracted (as in Scotland)
that do all this, (for then it were not so much to be wondred at) but they are the
meanest sort of Subjects, many of them Mechaniques, whereof the lower House is full;
specially the subordinate Committees, who domineer more ore Nobles and Gentry, then
the Parliament-Members themselfs their Masters.
Touching those few Peers that sit now voting in the upper House, they may be sayed
to be but meer Cyphers, they are grown so degenerate as to suffer the Commons to give them the Law, to ride upon their backs, and do most things without them:
There be many thousand Petitions that have been recommended by these Lords to the
lower House, which are scornfully thrown into corners and never read; their Messengers
have us'd to dance attendance divers houres and dayes afore they were vouchsafed to
be let in or heard, to the eternall dishonor of those Peers, and yet poor spirited
things they resent it not: The Commons now command all, and though, as I am inform'd,
they are summon'd thither by the Kings Originall Writt but to consent to what the King and his great Counsell of Peers (which is the true Court of Parlement)
shall resolve upon; They are now from Consenters becom the chiefest Counsellors yea Controwlers of all; nay som of this lower House fly so high as to term themselfs Conquerors, and though in all conferences with the Lords they stand bare before them, yet by
a new way of mix'd Committees they cary themselfs as Collegues: These are the men that now have the vogue, and they have made their Priviledges so
big swoln, that they seem to have quite swallowed up both the Kings Prerogatives,
and that of the Lords: These are the G [...]andees, and Sages of the time [...], though most of them have but crack'd braines and crazy fortunes; Nay som of them
are such arrand Knaves and coxcombs, that 'tis questionable whither they more want
common honesty, or common sense; nor know no more what belongs to true policy then
the left legg of a joint-stoole: They are grown so high a tiptoes, [Page 16] that they seem to scorn an Act of Amnestia, or any grace from their King, wheras
som of them deserve to be hang'd as oft as they have haires upon their heads; nor
have they any more care of the common good of England then they have of Lapland, so they may secure their persons, and continue their Power and Authority, is sweet,
though it be in Hell. Thus, my Lord, is England now govern'd, so that 'tis an easy
thing to take a prospect of her ruine; The Scot is now the rising man, who is the
third time struck into her bowells with a numerous Army: They say he hath vow'd never
to return till he hath put the Crown on the Kings head, the Scepter in his hand, and
the sword by his side; if he do so, it will be the best thing that ever he did, though
som think that he will never be able to do England as much good as he hath don her
hurt; He hath extremely outwitted the English of late yeers: And they who were the
causers of his first and last coming in, I hold to be the most pernicious Enemies
that ever this Nation had; for 'tis probable that Germany will be sooner free of the Swed, then England of the Scot, who will stick close unto him like a burr, that he cannot shake him off; He is becom
allready Master of the Englishmans soul, by imposing a religion upon him, and he may
hereafter be master of his body.
Your Eminence knowes there is a periodicall fate hangs over all Kingdoms after such
a revolution of time, and rotation of fortunes wheele; the cours of the world hath
bin, for one Nation, like so many nailes, to thrust out another; But for this Nation,
I observe by conference with [...]ivers of the saddest and best weighdst men among them, that the same presages foretell
their ruine as did the Israelites of old, which was a murmuring against their Governors; It is a long time that both
Judges Bishops, and privy Counsellors have bin mutter'd at, wherof the first shold be the oracles of the Law, the other of the Gospell, the last of State-affaires, and that our judgments shold acquiesce upon theirs; Here as I am inform'd; 'twas
common for evry ignorant client to arraign his Judg; for evry puny Clerk to censure
the Bishop; for evry shallow-brain home-bred fellow to descant upon the results of
the Councell Table: and this spirit of contradiction and contumacy hath bin a long
time fomenting [Page 17] in the minds of this peeple, infus'd into them principally, by the Puritanicall Faction.
Touching the second of these (I mean Bishops) they are grown so odious (principally
for their large demeanes) among this peeple, as Monks were of old, and one may say it is a just judgment fallen upon them, for they were
most busy in demolishing Convents and Monasteries, as these are in destroying Cathedralls and Ministers; But above all, it hath bin observ'd that this peeple hath bin a long time rottenhearted
towards the splendor of the Court, the very glory of their King, and the old establish'd
Government of the land: 'Tis true there were a few small leakes sprung in the great
vessell of the State, (and what vessell was ever so tite but was subject to leakes?)
but these wiseakers in stopping of one have made a hundred: Yet if this Kings raign
were parallell'd to that of Queen Elizabeth's, who was the greatest Minion of a peeple that ever was, one will find that she stretch'd
the Prerogative as much: In her time as I have read in the Latin Legend of her life,
som had their hands cut off for writing against her matching with the Duke of Aniou, others were hang'd at Tyburn for traducing her government; she pardon'd thrice as
many Roman Priests as this King did, she pass'd divers Monopolies, she kept an Agent
at Rome, she sent her Sargeant at Armes to pluck out a Member then sitting in the
House of Commons by the eares, and clap'd him in prison; she call'd them sawcy fellowes
to meddle with her Prerogative, or with the government of her houshold, she mannag'd all forren affaires, specially
the warrs with Ireland soly by her privy Counsell; yet there was no murmuring at her raign, and the reason
I conceave to be, that there was neither Scot or Puritan had then any stroke in England.
Yet, for all their disobedience and grumblings against their Liege Lord the King,
this peeple are exactly obedient to their new Masters of the House of Commons, though
they sit there but as their Servants and entitle themselfs so; and also though in lieu of the small scratches which England
might happily have receiv'd before (all which the King had cur'd) these new Masters
have made such deep gashes in her, and given her such deadly wounds, that I believe
are incurable.
My Lord, I find by my researches, that there are two great [Page 18] Idolls in this Kingdome the greatest that ever were, they are the Parliament and the Pulpit; 'tis held a kind of blasphemy, if not a sin against the Holy Ghost to speak against
the one, and the whole body of Religion is nailed unto the other, for there is no
devotion here at all but preaching, which God wot is little better then prating. The
abuse of these two hath bin the source of all the distempers which now raign: touching
the latter, it hath serv'd as a subservient Engin to prop up the power and popularity
of the first; these malicious Pulpit-men breath out nothing thence but either sedition,
schisme or blasphemy: poor shallow brain'd Sciolists, they wold question many things
in the old Testament, and find Apocrypha in the New: And such is the violence wherewith
the minds of men and women are transported towards these Preachmen, and no other
part of devotion besides, that in all probability they will in time take a surfet
of them: so that give this giddy peeple line enough there will be no need of Ca [...]holique Arms to reduce them to the Apostolic Church, they will in time pave the way to it
themselves, and be glad to return to Rome to find out a Religion again.
There was here before, as I am informed, a kind of a face of a Church, there were
some solemnities, venerations and decencies us'd that a man might discover some piety
in this peeple; there was a publick Liturgie that in pithy Patheticall prayers reach'd
all occasions; the Sacraments were administred with some reverence, their Churches
were kept neat and comly; but this nasty race of miscreants have nothing at all of
sweetnesse, of piety and devotion in them; 'tis all turn'd to a fatuous kind of more
zeal after learning, as if Christianity had no sobriety, consistence, or end of knowledg
at all: These silly things, to imitate the Apostles time, wold have the same form
of discipline to govern whole Nations, as it did a chamberfull of men in the infancy
of the Church, they wold make the same coat serve our Saviour at 30. yeers, which
fitted him at three: 'Tis incredible how many ugly sorts of heresies they daily hatch,
but they are most of them old ones newly furbish'd; they all relate to Aerius, a perfect hater of Bishops, because he could not be one himself. The two Sectaries
which sway most, are the Presbyterians [Page 19] and Independents, the Presbyterian is a spawn of a Puritan, and the Independent a spawn of the Presbyterian: there's but one hop 'twixt the first and a Iew, and but half a hop 'twixt the other and an Infidell; they are both opposite to Monarchy and Hierarchy; and the latter would have no Government
at all, but a parity and promiscuous confusion, a race of creatures fit only to inhabit
Hell: and one of the fruits of this blessed Parlement, and of these two Sectaries
is that they have made more Jewes and Athiests then I think there is in all Europe
besides; but truly my Lord I think the judgments of Heaven were never so visible in
any part of the Earth, as they are now here, for there is Rebell against Rebell, House
against House, Cittie against Army, Parlement against Scot, but these two Sectaries
I mean the Presb [...]terian and Independent, who were the fire-brands that put this poor Iland first in a flame, are now in most
deadly feud one against the other (though they both concur in this to destroy government:)
And if the King had time enough to look only upon them, they would quickly hang, draw,
and destroy one another.
But indeed all Christian Princes shold observe the motions & successes of these two
unlucky Incendiaries, for if they shold ligue together againe (as they have often
plaid fast and loose one with another) and prevail here, this Iland wold not terminate
their designes, they wold puzzle all the world besides. Their Preachmen ordinarily
cry out in the Pulpit, there is a great work to be done upon earth, for the reforming
all mankind, and they are appointed by Heaven to be the chief Instruments of bringing
it about: They have already bin so busie abroad, that (with vast sommes of money)
they brought the Swed upon the Dane, and the very Savages upon the English Cavalier in Virginia; and could they confederat wi [...]h Turk, or Tartar, or Hell it self against them, they wold do it: they are monstrously puff'd up with
pride, that they stick not to call themselfs Conquerors; and one of the chief ring-leaders of them, an ignorant home-bred kind of Brewer, was not ashamed to vaunt it publiquely in the Commons House, that if he had but 20000.
men, he wold undertake to march to Constantinople, and pull the Ottoman Emperour out of his throne.
Touching the other grand Idoll the Parlement, 'tis true that [Page 20] the primitive constitution of Parlement in this Iland was a wholsome peece of policy,
because it kept a good correspondence, and clos d all ruptures 'twixt the King and
his people, but this thing they call Parlement now, may rather be term'd but a cantle
of one, or indeed a Conventicle of Schismatiques, rather then a great Counsell; 'tis like a kind of headlesse Monster,
or som ectropiated carkas; f [...]r there is neither King nor Prelate, nor scarce the seventh part of Peers and Commons,
no not the twelfth part fairely elected; neverthelesse they draw the peeple, specially
this City, like so many stupid animalls, to adore them.
Yet though this institution of Parlement be a wholsom thing in it self, there is in
my judgment a great incongruity in one particular; and I believe it hath bin the
cause of most distempers; It is, That the Burgesses are more in number then the Knights of Shires; for the Knights of the Shires are commonly Gentlemen well born, and bred, and vers'd in the Lawes of the Land,
as well as forren governments, divers of them; but the Burgesses of Townes are commonly Tradesmen, and being bred in Corporations, they are most
of them inclining to Puritamism, and consequently to popular government; these, exceeding
the Knights in number, carry all before them by plurality of Voices, and so puzzle all: And now
that I have mentioned Corporations, I must tell your Lordship, that the greatest soloecism in the policy of this Kingdom,
is the number of them; especially this monstrous City, which is compos'd of nothing
els but of Corporations; and the greatest errors that this King, specially his Father committed, was to suffer
this town to spread her wings so wide; for she bears no proportion with the bignesse
of the Iland, but may fit a Kingdom thrice as spacious; she engrosseth and dreines
all the wealth and strength of the Kingdom; so that I cannot compa [...]e England more properly then to one of our Cremona geese, where the custom is, to fatten onely the heart, but in doing so the whole
body growes lank.
To draw to a conclusion, This Nation is in a most sad and desperate condition, that
they deserved to be pittied, and preserved from sinking, and having cast the present
state of things and all interests into an equall balance, I find, my Lord there be
three waies to do it, one good, and two bad:
[Page 21]1. The first of the bad ones is the Sword, which is one of the scourges of heaven, especially the Civill sword.
2. The second bad one is the Treaty, which they now offer the King in that small Iland
where he hath bin kept Captif so long, (in which quality the world will account him
still while he is detain'd there) and by that Treaty to bind him as fast as they can,
and not trust him at all.
3. The good way is, in a free confiding brave way (Englishmen like to send for their
King to London, where City, and Countrey shold petition him to summon a new and free
full Parlement, which he may do as justly as ever he did thing in his life, these
men having infring'd as well all the essentiall Priviledges of Parlement, as ev'ry
puntillio of it, for they have often risen up in a confusion without adjournment,
they had two Speakers at once, they have most perjuriously and beyond all imagination
betrayed the trust both King and Countrey repos'd in them, subverted the very fundamentalls
of all Law, and plung'd the whole Kingdom in this bottomlesse gulf of calamities:
another Parlement may happly do som good to this languishing Iland, and cure her
convulsions, but for these men that arrogat to themselfes the name of Parlement (by
a locall puntillio only because they never stirr'd from the place where they have
bin kept together by meer force) I find them by their actions to be so pervers, so
irrational and refractory, so far given over to a reprobat sense, so fraught with
rancor, with an irreconcileable malice and thirst of bloud, that England may well despaire to be heal'd by such Phlebotomists, or Quacksalvers; besides they
are so full of scruples, apprehensions, and jealousies proceeding from black guilty
soules, and gawl'd consciences, that they will do nothing but chop Logic with their
King, and spin out time to continu their power, and evade punishment, which they
think is unavoydable if there should be a free Parlement.
Touching the King he comports himself with an admired temper'd equ [...]nimity, he invades and o'remasters them more and more in all his answers by strength
of reason, though he have no soul breathing to consult withall, but his owne Genius:
he gaines wonderfully upon the hearts and opinion of his peeple, [Page 22] and as the Sun useth to appear bigger in winter, and at his declension in regard
of the interposition of certain meteors 'twixt the eye of the beholder and the object,
so this King being thus o'reclouded and declined shines far more glorious in the eyes
of his peeple; and certainly these high morall vertues of constancy, courage and wisdom
com from above; and no wonder, for Kings as they are elevated above all other peeple
and stand upon higher ground, they sooner receave the inspirations of heaven; nor
doth he only by strength of reason our wit them, but he wooes them by gentlenes and
mansuetude; as the Gentleman of Paris who having an Ape in his house that had taken
his only child out of the cradle, and dragged him up to the ridge of the house, the
parent with ruthfull heart charmed the Ape by faire words and other blandishments
to bring him softly down, which he did; England may be said to be now just upon such
a precipice, ready to have her braines dasht out, and I hope these men will not be
worse natur'd then that brute animal, but will save her.
Thus have I given your Eminence a rough account of the state of this poor and pittifully
deluded peeple, which I wil perfect when I shall com to your presence, which I hope
will be before this Autumnall Equinox; I thought to have sojourn'd here longer, but
that I am growne weary of the clime, for I feare there's the other two scourges of
heaven that menace this Iland, I mean the famin and pestilence, especially this City,
for their prophanenes, rebellion and sacriledge: it hath bin a talk a great while
whether Anti-Christ be com to the world or no, I am sure Anti-Jesus, which is worse, is among this peeple, for they hold all veneration, though voluntary
proceeding from the inward motions of a sweet devoted soule, and causing an outward
genuflexion, to be superstitious, insomuch that one of the Synodicall Saints here
printed and published a Book entitling it against Iesu Worship.
So in the profundest posture of reverence I kisse your vest, being
London this 16. of August, Stylo loci, 1648.
My Lord,
Your Eminences most humbly devoted [...]