WORK for COOPER, OR A Bone for the Doctour to pick; Being an ANSVVER to a Scurrilous Pamphlet, Entituled, The ASSE beaten for Bawling.

To Dr. Edm. Cooper.
TO you Sir, cause you're of those Shallow-brains,
That prize a Gem, below two Barly grains,
That like the Dunghill Cock, rather confine
Your Spirits to a Jakes, then seek a Mine,
Who breath nought else but an opinion Nurst
By Eccho's then your selves far more accurst.
Degenerate Race! do's Vice find Pleaders then,
England breed those will Vindicate a Sin?
Is Piety? Is all Religion fled,
Swearing and Drunkennesse come in their stead?
And can their Advocates for them too bee?
Sad World! But pray Sir who gave you your Fee?
We know you use to take it, and perhaps
Promise the Ctre, but breed an After-lapse;
'Thas been the Empericks Trade: but how you vaile
Your Plot? how cunningly you seem to Raile
Against Smectymnuus, that you might Excuse
Two horrid Sins, God and your Self abuse.
An Easie Judgement might have led you Sir,
To have understood the Asse without this stir;
But now I find he has more Wit then You,
Indeed I've known Asses been Doctors too.
Had not your Violent love too ill restrain'd
Your Sence: You might have found that he declaim'd
Not against Things but Vices: Church and State
I know he Honours, 'twas his Zealous hate
To Wickednesse, that gain'd him your ill will,
Oh may be gain it and increase it still.
But Sir to clear that Judgement is so weak,
It Ʋnderstands not what an Asse does speak.
Pray let me tell you, and 'tis what I know,
The Church of England doth to such men owe,
Such men as writ that Asse: whose Pious soules,
Although they can't disgest your full brim'd boules,
Nor Thunder out your Ranting Oaths, yet be
As Faithfull to the Church, the Liturgy,
Honours the Bishops and the Hierarchy,
Pray-they in truth may th' Churches Fathers be.
And tell me Sir if you would count him rather,
Of a lov'd Child, the more Indulgent Father,
Who gives his ill inclining Son a Free
Swinge in Vice, till he kiss [...] the Gallow-tree:
Or he gives due Correction, who though lesse
Loving he seems, yet leads to Happynesse.
But Mr. Doctor since y'ave show'd your witt,
And cause y'are come in Print think y'ave hitt
On a fine Cunning pretty Nibling straine,
Pray give me leave to tell you somethings plaine:
First, y'are an Ass; but that I think you know,
And therefore let the World know so much too,
Else thus much Ignorance you had nee're betray'd,
Nor publiquely your Folly had display'd.
There's something worse behind which I should tell,
But may conceal it, since 'tis seen so well,
Yet it shall out, for Ile ne're be a Slave
To my own thoughts, I think too you're a knave:
Or else you do bely your self, for he
That pleads for Ʋice, smells rank of Knavery.
But Sir, in some part we may you excuse,
For whilst men bestially themselves abuse
By Gorging, till they Belch it up again,
Th' advance your trade, and thus you plead for gain.
In summe, Sir, know the time will one day come,
The Ass may freely speak when Balaam's dumb.
Such Balaam's as your self, by wealth made bold,
Who strangely hording up your heaps of gold,
Grow proud, imperious, scurrilous, and then
Count poverty a crime in vertuous men.
God save King Charles, and keep him from their Claws,
Who pray for him,
His Ma [...] [...] Declarations against Vic [...], d [...]bed and p [...]phane persons, against which the Author of Balaams Asse only declaims, though more parti­cularly against those vices in the Mini­stry, as in them more Odious.
yet plead against his Laws.

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