Cromwell's SPEECH AT THE GALLOWS.
IT being a thing commonly expected at this place to speak something; I shall not break that good old custome, (although I must needs confesse, I have broken all else that lay in my power.) In truth Friends, it is a cold Season, and therefore I hope, if I do not speak so much as you may expect, I being grown an old man, you will pardon me; But here is my good Lord Bradshaw, to whom I shall refer my self to speak the rest: And [Page 4] first hum—hauc—you must understand, (which I should have been loth you should, but that you know alreadie) That I was the Son of a Brewer, in the Isle of Elie, which I need not to have told you, for it is visibly to be seen in my Nose, being the colour of his Copper; I am loth to say either He, or I were Gentlemen, because many here would be apt to give me the lye. However, for my part I followed alwaies Gentlemens exercises; Swearing, Whoreing, Drinking, and other the like commendable qualities, whilst I was a young man; When I grew more in years, I grew more cunning, and having play'd the Fools part before, I play'd the Knaves now; and by my plausible carriage, and opposing in a high nature all Government and Order in Church and State, I won the love, and notice of all the Hair-brain'd Sectaries of those times, (who afterwards was very serviceable to my ambitious thoughts, And to let you know what little reason I have to love learning, I was expel'd the Universitie, but I think I was even with them since.
I was forthwith made a Committee-man, and how I behaved my self therein, is notoriously known. I think I did not at all swerve from the first constitution of that Office, as you may read in that elegant Character of a Committee-man, given by Mr. John Cleaveland, to which I refer you. But I was not contented with this preferment alone, which made me seek further, (and indeed though I have none of the best Faces, I quickly found 'twas well approved off for a Warlike or Ammunition Face, having the advantage of a light from my Nose, in all dark, and Warlike Stratagems, (not excepting Plundering itself) by which I quickly found a nearer way to get Wealth, then by Brewing; For I fell to hopping from a Captaine to a Collonel, and so on till I got to be a Generall; and now I am fairly hop't hither, what cheats I acted on [Page 5] God and man, you all too well know, and therefore I need not name them: But I must tell you I loved, I, and that my own Daughter Cl [...]ypool, [...], and John Lambert's Lady too; I think shee loved me too, her Husband came to preferment by it; and let him, when he comes hither, tell you the rest, which I know will not be long after▪ You will wonder I am so ingenious to confesse this; Why truly I will tell you, and I speak in presence of two of my loving Friends by me, I did much more, that was in private, which you may wonder at, should I tell; but I was just in it, (I would not do unjustly for a World) 'twas according to my agreement with the old Gentleman, that the King of Sweden keeps his Court with, where I am sure we shall be very merrie; And I think, if I am not mistaken, we have laid a designe; which if we do not differ among our selves, we may carry on with successe; But oh the violencie of some cursed Cavele [...]rish spirits, (I think there are not many) but those few may spoile all; and hinder that good work of Reformation we intend. But I shall hang, draw, plunder and decimate them; And indeed, it will be an unspeakable comfort to my spirit to go through with so good a work; nay, I hope to make them as good and orderly as my souldiers were here; and I doubt not but to raise great sums for the poore Protestants in Piedmont, and elsewhere, and it shall be my care they shall never have it. But since I speak of Caveleers, I cannot forget George Monck, I thought he had been surely one of us; but he may be glad I left a fool to my son, he had never had his ends else; but let it passe, 'tis not the first time the devil was cheated by a Monk. And now, good people, I find my self spent: I have only one or two words more, and that is in behalf of two old servants of mine Hills and Field: truly, they were my Printers [Page 6] and servants: the first was a great Sufferer before my power was, and I think unjustly, 'twas only for having but two wives (a venial sin I think); I wish these may be entertained or suffered to follow their Trades, and I dare undertake to send them work, and for an earnest I desire they may print this my Speech.
Whereupon he was turned off the Ladder, almost before he had done, and now lies buried under the Gallows.