The Levellers levell'd.
OR, The Independents Conspiracie to root out Monarchie. AN INTERLUDE: Written by Mercurius Pragmaticus.
Printed in the Yeere 1647.
THE PROLOGUE, Spoken by Mercurius Pragmaticus.
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The five Adjutators, or Levellers.
- Apostasie,
- Conspiracie,
- Treacherie,
- Democracie,
- Impietie,
- Englands Genius.
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Two Independent Ministers.
- Regicide,
- Patricide,
- Orlotto, or Lillie the Almanack-maker.
- Chorus.
- A Souldier.
- A Woman.
- A Servant.
The Levellers level'd: Or, The Jndpendents Conspiracie to root out Monarchie.
Act 1. Scene 1.
WOe is me, where shall I seek for safety? the murmuring Drums, and brazen Trumpets deafe my eares, nothing is heard but shreikes of murdered men, Bellona rides in triumph ore dead men, her horses wash their feet in humane bloud, rebellious hands are every where imployed to root out Loyalty: harke, me thinkes I see them grapple hand to hand, and are now in the field,
Into what nook or angle shall I fly to gain a little respite? Curst be the traytors that cry out, no Peace, let Sampsons tailed messengers beare hence these fatall Fire-brands to some other soile, or let them make their way to their owne houses, there consume, devast their houses, and their granaries; let all their sonnes run mad, and trace the streets like frantick Bacchanalls, and while they there seek for refuge, be cut of by the all devouring sword. Let them be slaves and labour at the mill, and let their wives and daughters beg, let them be ravisht first, then slain; Let basenesse be intaild upon their name, too firme for all recovery: these are the Devills that do grin at Heaven, and jeer all Lawes, both Morall and Divine. The red, and white Rose strove for Soveraignty, but these contest to set up Anarchy, confusion, and the worst of ills that Envy can imagine; thunder, great Jove, upon these traytors heads, that like curst Lucifer, and his rebell troops, dare bid defiance to thy face,
Stand.
Give the word there.
Stand.
Thus far we are victorious my Cohorts, crown we our heads now with triumphant Bayes, for England now is ours: Couragious Rupert, Hopton, Glemham and the rest, we have brought to the ground; we have not left a loyall Dog alive; all's ours, all's ours: those fooles that say I am apostated from my first principles, know not what honour meanes, or what 'tis to be great:
And would the Sophies of the State not tremble? were but our brests transparent, they might view their pictures stab'd with ponyards, and each killing a Member in his heart: Can they imagine those that have rebell'd against their Soveraigne for ambitious ends will yeeld them homage: no, they were the stone that pasht K. Charles to peeces, and with the [Page 4] same wee'l grinde them unto powder. Me thinks I see them tottering on their seats, now that our hands are shrunk from their supportance: sink till you see hells bottome, while we rise high in honours compassed with pleasures. Who'd care to see the world burn round about him?
Which to effect, 'twere best we strengthned our designe by entring into solemne covenant: heres Catalines Effigie; if you intend to prosecute your wishes through blood and vengeance, & to reach your glories maugre the furie of the world, sweare by this sacred Relique.
Most religiously.
By the fam'd memorie of this brave spirit, that once made Rome to tremble at his nod, who took the horrid Sacrament in blood to levell her proud battlements, sweare not to lay down armes till King Charles be sent to the invisible land, till all Lawes are repealed and abrogated, meum and tuum on pain of death not me [...]tioned.
We sweare.
So; now we may be open to each other, now Charles his Crowne shall be ours, and we will share it: to attain which 'twere best to stirre the people, those ravenous Kites will flock to any prey; we must make them our stilts on which we walk, and burn them in the end to warm us: we must propose them more immunities, tell them they hitherto have been abus'd basely by Kings, but worse by their Trustees: a Declaration shall be fram'd forthwith, inciting them at once to joyn with us for ENGLANDS FREEDOME, & the SOULDIERS RIGHTS.
The plot is laid as I would wish, this to effect, we will depose our Generall, he is not mad enough to be our Guide, we can create a new one with a word; John, Legislative John shall be our Captain. And 'cause he famous John of Leydon imitates, we henceforth will him John of London call: but this we must not yet divulge, but let the choake peare hang till it be rip [...]r: he that doth fish for the rude multitude, must cast forth golden nets, some rare unwonted liberty, which we declare ‘to be our native Rights, and therefore are agreed and resolv'd to maintain them with our utmost possibilities, against [Page 5] all oppositions whatsoever, being compelled thereto, not only by the example of our Ancestors, whose bloud was often spent in vain, for the recovery of their freedoms, suffering themselves through fraudulent accomodations to be deluded of their victories, but also by our owne wofull experience; who having long expected, and deeply earned the establishment of those certain rules of government which wee propound, and yet are made to depend for their settlement and freedom, upon him that intended our bondage, and brought a cruell warr upon us.’
You meane the King, whom we will now call to account, we cannot be secure while he doth live.
Of that we will debate when we next meet in Counsell, in the mean time, give it out, that we intend to give the people freedom, to Levell the inclosures of Nobilty, Gentry and property, and make all even: now let the Genius that did wait upon grim Spartacus, desperate Cethegus, and fell Cutaline, prompt us to action, and till we have set up our Oligarchie, no peace to England.
No peace.
Let Regicide and Patricide be sent for: from their two heads we will distill a juice stronger then Stibium, banefuller then Hemlock.
'Tis then concluded that K. Charles must die, His bloud dissolves the English Monarchie.
Let's in to counsell; for I long to see The first Scene acted of this Tragedie.
Act 1.
ANd are they still so foolish to implore his poore assistance, who's their prisoner, their vassall, made so by the chance of warre, a cake of ice, whom with their breath they may dissolve to nothing.
Yes, Commissioners (forsooth) are now imployed to move him yet to signe the PROPOSITIONS: Now by the happy Issue that I wish to all our Plots, I grieve to see their vainnesse and supercillious folly; is't not in them for to degrade him? doth the bare empty name of King affright them? O I'm mad, starke mad with rages—it must be so, we will remove this block that so choakes up our passage.
Sic est in satis, how Lord-like shall wee reigne when hee's remov'd; I that have far'd so well causing him troubles shall fare much better, having caus'd his death; then I and thee will become the Archflamins of this Age, the Metropollitans of our new Anarchy; nor wine nor women will we want, spending whole dayes and nights in luxury, (the world knowes PETERS ever lov'd a whore) therefore twill bee no novell newes to them: the pit pat Blacke-coats shall not date to speake save what we shall prescribe, them that lived cor [...]ell, that once durst affront me. yea, bang me backe and side, for that I tasted of his wife and mutton his mutton and his wife shall amply taste of sorrow.
As little Love will I shew unto LOVE my ancient antagonist, who thwarted mee even in the Temple before our Senators, bidding defiance to my utmost Acts: O the brave times that we may injoy, Saturns golden Age was a meer hell to what we shall injoy! O the sweet discourtes, on Capon and Cocke [...], the halcion dayes that wee are now in hope of make us to vaunt too lowd—but what's the newes abroad? how doth it fare with the mixt multitude, I meane the ARMY, how doe the Linsey Woolsey men at Westminster, that medly of decrepid age and youth agree in their desires.
I'll for the Kingdome, but most well for us, the Army have already purg'd out all that are not of their Faction; the Adjutators of five Regiments, Apostacy, Conspiracy, Treachery and Impiety have broke the [...]ce to our Designe, and op't a gap for Liberty to enter; sever'd themselves from their Coleagues, drawn up a manifesto to the Kingdom, divulg'd that they intend to purchase absolute freedom, and break in sunder the heavy yoake of Kings, and as perswaded of a happy Issue, that all the Vulgar will joyne as one man, they call it an AGREEMENT OF THE PEOPLE.
What speakes thy hast?
I come from the high and mighty States of Putney, who by me doe desire the instant pressence bout matters of import.
Returne our service, and that we will waite on um. Sol, to night. Regi, This night. Sol, I shall inform them so.
Now, what thinkst thou hath brought forth this hasty Summons?
Something in Agitation on my life that doth concerne our present Interrests; for my part I'm resolv'd.
The like am I, to bring to passe what I intend or did.
I like thy resolution, flag not my wings; Ple soare aloft, over the trunkes of Kings.
Actus Tertius.
IF w [...]e observe the middle time of this Eclipse or full Moone, shee defluxeth from the opposition of the Sunne, to the Conjunction of Saturne and immediately after to the opposition of Venus, and then to the opposition of Mercurie, who is the chiefe and domineering Plannet in the Eclipse:—here's no body—I laugh to thinke how queintly I deceive the credulous world, by making them believe strange things: they come to me is to some Oracle, to be resolv'd of doubts; and by my Soplustrie I so delude them, that they returne contented and admiring; and I that know not whether Ptolomy were man or horse, am counted Englands Arch-Astrologer; yet some esteem me but a jugling wizard, one made up of tautologies and barbarisme, and this all would confesse knew they my windings, how I deceived the rare and gallant Lady, Faire Arnabella Scroope, giving her to my friend John How of Lincolns-Inne: the story thus, The Gentleman ingratiates himselfe into the favour of this Lady, comes to me for advice, (and introth) craves some unlawfull helpes to gaine her; large promises hee made mee in case I brought his wish to passe, gave a round summe in hand, and since I knew my owne unablenesse (to compasse it by Art) I did resolve to act by pollicy, and to that end advised him to breake his minde unto some trustie friend, one whom he durst rely on, he to perswade the Lady Arnabella to come to me, to be resolv'd 'bout some horary question, and who should be her husband (for at this time two gallant Lords were Suitors to her) this was effected, the young Lady comes to me as to some Prophet; I told her that she should not marry (for direfull plagues would follow) either of those young Lords, but another Gentleman, whom destinie and my skill pointed at, of such a stature, haire and habited; and for her better satisfaction in the point, wisht her to go into Spring-Garden, and at the end of such a walke she should meet him ordained to be her husband, and if fhee married him, she should be the most fortunate woman in the world, if not the most happy under Heaven: Mr. How in the interim is very punctuall, and observed his directions to a haire, clad in the same habit which I [Page 10] had bid him weare, meets the betrayed Lady, the appearance wherof so amazed and bewitched her, that even through feare of fighting 'gainst the starr, she yeelds to marry him, her fortune being no lesse then 2500 l. per annum, by this device I gain'd an hundred pieces but now a desperate part I undertake, the Adjutators of five Regiments have sent to crave my skill, and doe desire I would by art resolve them, whether their Plots will thrive and take effect, as if I knew what fate attends on things; but I must please the fooles and speake them faire, tell them the motions of the Heavens foretell lucky events to all their undertakings, as in my Alminackes I use to say, when I cologue with them at Westminster.
Sir, sir here's a woman that has lost some goods, her maid is run away, and carried with her six silver spoones, a paire of holland sheets, with divers napkins.
Admit her, Would you good Woman, ought with me,
Yes Sir, somethings of mine are stolne, by whom your man inform'd you: I do desire Sir, that by art you'l tell where the wench is, that I may prosecute her, and here's a good Angell Sir to guard you.
When were they lost?
Yesternight Sir, about three a clock in the morning.
Let me see the first Saturne, the second Mars, the third Mercurie; Mercurie is a Thiefe; Woman, thy goods were stollen.
O Lord Sir, yes indeed were they.
What Countrey-woman was your Servant?
Glamorganshire Sir, and a friend of mine that lately came from thence told me he met her on the way.
Give me the Map of Brittaine, let mee see England, Scotland, Wales, Brecknockshire, Herefordshire, Glamorganshire,—I see her—I see her, she has a packe under her arme, my art tels mee Mistres shee's gone downe to her friends, there you may find her.
I thanke you Sir, may Heaven increase your art.
Ha, ha, ha. Thus do I by my knavish art
Get more, than he that acts an honest part.
Actus Quartus.
NOw to the point of the businesse; how doth our Printed Papers take?
As well as heart can thinke, the people swallow them amaine.
But what meanes shall we use to draw the rest of the Army on our side? It will be hard for us alone to bring to passe our great design, without there be joint consent of all, we run a desperate hazzard.
For that my Brother Patricide, and I have so well dealt, that the whole Army at next Rendevou [...], resolve for to declare for Anarchy, and live and dye with us.
For to depose their timerous Generall, who seemes to be averse to such designes terming them wicked and to be abhorr'd
But here's our Noble John, whom wee'l elect to be our Captaine Generall to guide us through all difficult adventures and actions [...] to be atchieved.
Wee'l cut our safety through their Coates of Steele, and write our Lawes (as Draco did) in bloud: I that have dar'd for to encounter [...] death▪ when Leggs and Armes did quarrell in the Aire, shot off from mai [...] [...] and hewed my passage through an host of Royallists, have been a [...] Traytour against my Prince, and stood as sole Antagonist [...] will lead you Gentlemen through all assaies, and make my way with fire and vinegar over the frozen Alpes of Highgate Hill, nor put my Armour off till I do strike my Sword on London-stone, and be proclaimed Lord of London.
Thy resolution is magnanimous and worthy thy great selfe renowned Hero, but yet let us joyne Policie with strength, and do our best to [...]ring our Cohorts in, we are yet but an handfull if compar'd with those vast Legions that may joyne with us.
I shame to heare you run so rashly on without consideration, and sell the Foxes skin ere he is taken; know you not that King Charles doth live, he that sixe yeares maintained feirce War against us, and did His utmost to race out our names from under heaven, is He not now at Hampton-Court respected like a King, and yet in hope once more to graspe the Scepter?
'Tis true▪ and while he is we cannot be.
He is the run unbiasses our Boules be the ground never so Levell, and while He breaths we are not sure of life.
Is there no one that dares put forth his hand, and gall His vitall thread?
Yes, here stands one, that for his Nations good and for the promulgation of the Gospell dares hew downe that tall Cedar.
Doo't Regicide, and be renowned for ever, Posterity shall solemnize thy name in Songs unto the Timbrill, the Virgins of our Land shall decke thy head with Anadems of flowers, and thou fill up a Page in the Callender.
Patricide and I will undertake to do it, yet will not act the bloudy deed our selves, our Ministeriall Coate prohibits that, but we will see it done.
What meanes shall we provide?
I hold it best by poyson.
He is too wary what he eateth, it must be by assault.
Now I thinke on't, tomorrow he rides forth on hunting; about the time that he s [...]ts out Ile lay an ambush in some covert place, and with an hundred bold adventros Blades, surpr [...]ze his person, beare him thence to some place that's farre remote, there keep h [...]m clogg'd with Irons, till we take order for his death.
And yet meane time, if opportunity will aptly aid us wee'll save you so much laour.
Thanks to you all for your kinde choice of mee; now to your severall Regiments, you kn [...]w tomo [...]row is a busie day; and with the rest o' the Army you must meet [...], where I will be, but in a [...] manner, where if the rest joyne with us, Futra, for all our Foes; He make the House of Lords horse one another, while I doe lash their Buttocks, the Presbyters shall peepe through Pillories, and he that hath most money prove most miserable: Come on, and let's away,
ACTVS QVINTVS.
VVHat direfull Planet is't that thwarts my hopes? did I but know I'de seale Joves starry roofe, there seize upon't, and throw it down from thence, like Lucifer from Heaven. O my accursed Fate, this ominous day hath blasted all my hopes.
Flye flye, all that we hop'd for quite is crost, even our owne are fallen from us, and proffer their submission.
What make you here? Doe you not know Sir Thomas so hath wrought by mild and gentle Speechs, by his discreet and wise depo [...]tment, that not onely our owne protest against us, but doe acknowledge their revolt with teares
Curse light upon, 'embase, unstable Grooms.
This Rendevouze at Ware hath marr'd us all; the souldiers of our several Regiments have pull'd their Protestations from their Hats, and doe excuse them to the Generall, as drawne away, by our pernicious Counsells.
The fate of Monarchy is not yet determin'd for a subversion, the King is fled away from H [...]mpton-Court, and our designes are frustrate.
What an harsh melody this Quire of Scritch-Owles make; Mischiefe findes many Messengers.
With our owne Mines our Castles in the Aire are all blowne up.
The Souldiers of our severall Regiments are once more all turned round, nothing is heard amongst them now, but protestations of obedience unto their noble Chiefe, Sir Thomas Fairfax.
Here comes two Ravens more; what will they croak?
The Heavens conspire against us; which way can wee looke, and not behold our ruine▪
Let Whirle-windes enter sp [...]ngie hills, and beare them thick and threefold on our heads, untill we buried lye in deeper graves then those of old, that durst attempt the Heavens▪ I see the Almighties selfe with his Sword drawne, bearing his dreadfull Thunder in his hand, arm'd cap a pe with lightning, riding on the swift Windes, stands ready to defend CHARLES, and his CROWNE, against all Conspiracy against him.
'Tis vaine to strive against the Destinies, let each shift for himselfe.
And let the world know this, that those which strive
'Gainst lawfull Kings, their Plots sh [...]ll never thrive.