Ex otio Negotium. OR, MARTIALL HIS EPIGRAMS Translated. With Sundry Poems and Fancies, By R. Fletcher.

—vivere Chartae
Incipiant, Cineri gloria sera venit.
Mar. lib. 1. Epig. 26.

LONDON, Printed by T. Mabb, for William Shears▪ and are to be sold at the Bible in Bedford street in Covent-garden, 1656.

M. VALERIUS MARSHAL.

Anno Aetatis suae 51.

Ro▪ Vaughan sculpsit

To the Reader.

Courteous Reader

I Here present thee with the scatterd Pa­pers of my Youth: which if they want that seri­ousness and solemn thoughts which become the ticklish stage of so catching a world, let me beseech thy pardon: had I sacrificed to thy view a volume beyond exception: it had Anticipated thy Clemen­cy, and left thee no occasion to have exercised thy good­nesse. But I am not of that number that dares Challenge the sharpe-sighted Censure of the times; and conceive their [Page] Papers as their persons be­yond fault or defection. If I have not rendred the accute fancy of my most ingenious Author in its pure & genuine dress, as his own Pen hath de­liverd him in; ascribe the faile to my weakness, not my will. And for those abor­tive births slippd from my brain which can carry neither worth nor weight in the scale of this pregnant age, so fraught and furnish'd with variety of gallant Pieces and perfor­mances of the choicest of wri­ters, give me leave to flurn at them, as the poor excrescen­cies [Page] of Nature, which rather blemish than adorn the struct­ure of a well-composed body. But least I tire thy patience with a tedious Apolligie, like the Pulpit-cuffers of the age, which breath their Audience at every accent either a sleep or out of doors; I will no lon­ger detain thee in the Porch and Preface of the Work: If my looser minutes shall either please or profit thee, I have my end: If not, I have my desire, may I be thought wor­thy to be acknowledged

Thy Friend and Servant R. Fletcher.

A Table of the Poems and Fancies in this Book.

  • THe Publipue Faith Page 129.
  • A Lent on Lettany composed for a confiding Brother for the benefit and edification of the Faithfull Ones. p. 131
  • The Second Part p. 135
  • A Hue and Cry after the Reformation p. 137
  • A Committee p. 138
  • On the happy Memmory of Alderman Hoyl that hang'd himself p. 141
  • On Clarinda Praying p. 142
  • On Clarinda Singing p. 145
  • Platonick Love p. 147
  • A Sigh p. 149
  • Love's Farewell p. 151
  • Christmass Day; or the shuttle of an inspyred Weaver, bolted against the Order of the Church for its Solemnitie p. 154
  • Good Fryday p. 156
  • Easter Day p. 157
  • Holy Thursday p. 159
  • Whitesunday p. 161
  • [Page] A short Ejaculation upon that truly worthy Patron of the Law, S r John Bridgman p. 164
  • Obsequies on that right Reverend Father in God John Prideaux late Bishop of Worcester p. 166
  • On the death of his Royall Majesty Charls late King of England p. 171
  • An Epitaph on the same p. 173
  • A Survey of the World p. 174
  • An Old Man Courting a Young Girle p. 177
  • An Epitaph on his deceased Friend p. 182
  • Mount Ida, or beautie's Contest p. 183
  • Ʋpon a Fly that flew into a Ladies eye, and there lay buried in a Tear. p. 185.
  • Obsequies to the Memory of the truly Noble right Valiant and right Honourable Spencer Earl of Northampton, Slain at Hopton Field in Staffordshire in the beginning of this Civill War p. 186
  • The London Lady p. 190
  • The Times p. 194
  • The Modell of the New Religion p. 202
  • Content p. 204
  • May-day p. 208
  • An Epigram to Doulas p. 211
  • An Epigram on the people of England p. 212
  • An Elegie upon my dear little Friend M r. I. F. who dyed the same morning he was born Decm. the 10. 1654. p. 213
  • A short Reflection on the Creation of the World p. 217.
  • [Page] My Kingdom is not of this world p. 221
  • Come unto me all yee that labour and are heavy la­den p. 222
  • A Sing-song on Clarinda's Wedding p. 226
  • On the much to be Lamented Death of that gallant Antiquarie, and great Master both of Law and Learning, John Selden Esquire p. 231
  • Ʋpon the Death of John Selden Esquire p. 235
  • Ʋpon the incomparable Learned John Selden p. 239
  • Ʋpon the Death of John Selden p. 240
  • Degenerate Love and Choice p. 242
  • A Dialogue between two water Nymphs Tha­mesis and Sabrina p. 247
  • To my honoured Friend Mr. T. C. that asked m [...] how I liked his Mistris being an old Widdow p. 254
  • The Engagement Stated p. 257

MARTIALL: Lib. I. Epig.

Ad Catonem.

WHen thou didst know the merry Feast
Of jocund Flora was at best,
Our solemn sports▪ how loosely free,
And debonair e the vulgar be,
Strict Cato, why didst thou intrude
Into the seated multitude?
Was it thy frolick here alone
Only to enter and be gone?

Ad Lectorem Epig. 2.

This whom thou readst is he by thee re­quired,
Martiall, through all the world fam'd and desired,
For sharpest Books of Epigrams, on whom
(Ingenious Reader) living, without Tombe,
[Page 2] Thou hast bestow'd that high and glorious wreath,
Which seldome Poets after death receive.

Ad Librum suum, Epig. 4.

Among the Stationers th'hadst rather be
(My litle Book) though my shelf's void for thee,
Alas! thou knowst not Madam Rome's disdain,
Great Mars his sons are of a pregnant brain,
Gybes no where are more free: young men and old,
And Boyes their Nose up in derision hold,
Whiles thou shalt hear thy praise, and kisses have,
Thou shalt be toss'd from th' bosome to the Grave.
But thou for fear thou feel'st thy Masters hand,
And thy loose sports should by his reed be scann'd,
(Lascivious Book) thou seek'st to mount a­broad,
Go, fly, but home were yet thy safer road.

Ad Caesarem, Epig. 5.

If by chance (Caesar) thou take up my Books,
Lord of the world put by thy morning looks:
Thy greatest tryumphs have admitted mirth,
Nor need'st thou blush to give my fancy birth,
With what aspect thou smilest on Thymele,
Or mimicall Latinus, read thou mee.
[Page 3] Innocent sports, strict censure may peruse,
My life is modest though my lines be loose.

Ad Decianum Epig. 9.

Because thou follow'st so in thy intents
Great [...]hrasea's, and brave Cato's presidents,
That thou maist be secure: nor runn'st thybrest
Naked on drawn Swords in a frantick jest,
(Decian) thou dost what I would have thee do:
I like not him, who to redeem, or wo
An empty fame by 's easie blood is rais'd,
Give me the man that lives and yet is prais'd.

De Gemello & Maronilla. Epig. 11.

Gemellus seeks old Maronill to wed,
Desires it much, is instant, prayes, and fees,
Is she so fair? Nought's more ill favoured:
What then provokes? O she doth cough and wheeze.

De Arria & Paeto. Epig. 14.

When Arria to her Paeto gave the sword,
Which she in her own bowels first had gor'd,
Trust me quoth she, that wound I made, do'nt grieve.
But that doth Paetus which thou meanest to give.

Ad Julium. 16. Epig.

O thou to mee 'mongst my chiefe friends in mind.
(Julius) if antient faith, and tyes ought bind,
The sixtith Consull present is to thee,
And yet thy life knowes small felicitie.
Thou dost not well defer thus to denye,
And call that only thine that is past by:
Cares, and chainpd toyles expect thee, joys nere stay,
But fleeting take their leave, and flie away;
These with spread armes and with eaeh hand embrace,
They oft slide from our bosomes secret'st place.
Credit me t'is not wise, I'le live to stay
To morrow's lif's too late, live thou to day.

In Aeliam. Epig. 20.

Aelia just four teeth had, if I told right,
One Cough ejected two, another two:
Now she may Cough securely day and night
There's nothing left for the third Cough to doe.

De Porsena & Mucio Scaevola. Epig. 22.

When the right hand mistaken in the guard
Seeking t' assault the king; in fell reward
Threw it self in the holy flames to dye,
Such Cruell wonders the good enemie
[Page 5] Could not sustain, but by command anon
Snatchd from the flames injoyns him to be gon;
That hand which Mucius in contempt was bold
To burn, King Porsena could not behold:
The failing hand the greater glory found,
Had it not err'd, it had been lesse renown'd.

Ad Cottam Epig. 24.

Cotta th'invitest none, but such with thee
Are bath'd, and baths provide thee companie:
I wondred long how I escaped thy call:
But now I see my naked truth spoil'd all.

Ad Sabidum Epig. 33.

I do not love the (Sabidus),
Nor can I tell thee why:
Only my humour happens thus,
I doe not fancy thee.

De Gellia, Epig. 34.

Gellia nere mourns her fathers losse
Whiles no one's by to see,
But yet her soon commanded tears
Flow in societie:
'To weep for praise is but a feigned moan,
'He grieves most truly that does grieve alone▪

Ad Lesbiam, Epig. 35.

Lesbia thou sin'st still with an unpimp'd door,
And open, and nere cloak'st thy pleasure ore,
[Page 6] Thy peepers more than active friends delight,
Nor are thy joys in kind if out of sight:
But yet the common wench with veil and key
Strives to expell the witnesse far away▪
No chinck doth in a Brothel-house appear,
Of vulgar Strumpets learn this modest care,
Stews hide this filthinesse: but Lesbia see
If this my censure seem too hard to be?
I do'nt forbid thee to imploy thy prime,
But to be taken Lesbia, there's the crime.

Ad Fidentinum, Epig. 39.

That Book thou read'st is ours, my Fidentine,
But now thou readst so ill, 'tis surely thine.

Ad Lividum, Epig. 41.

Thou that look'st sowre, & readst unwillingly,
Mayst th' envy all men! no man envy thee!

De Porcia Epig. 43.

When Porcia heard her husband Brutus fate,
And grief pursued substracted armes to take,
Know ye not yet death cannot be denyed?
Quoth she, this proof enough my father tried
This sayd, she drank the burning Coals in ire,
Go now vexatious Crowd your sword retyre.

Ad Hedylam Epig. 47.

When thou sayst I hasten to't,
Doe it if thou meanst to do't;
[Page 7] Hedyla, delayd desire
Soon languishes and doth expire.
Command me to expect, then I
Withheld shall run more speedily,
But Hedyla if thou dost hast,
Tell me that I not come too fast.

Ad Fuscum Epig. 55.

If any room (my Fuscus) yet there be
Voyd in thy Love; for here and there we see
Thy freinds abound, one place I doe implore,
Nor me reject because unknown before,
Thy antientest familiars were as new,
When first thy parts their apt affection drew,
O let my later love this boon obtain,
To be embraced in the elder strain.

Ad Frontonem, Epig. 56.

Wouldst know thy Marcus wish here in a word?
(Fronto) thou great renown of Gown and Sword,
Tis to be master of a little Field,
His own, course pleasures him such pleasures yeeld.
Every man courts the walks of Spartan stone,
And wearies his how dey' simply till noone:
He that enjoyes his happy grove and land,
Before whose fire the loaded Nets spread stand,
[Page 8] And leaping fish hangs with a trembling line,
Drawing sweet hony from red casks for wine?
Whose fat made spreads his Table with three legs,
And whose unpurchased embers roast his egs,
May he hate me that hates this life or this,
And live imployd in City Offices.

Ad Flaccum, Epig. 58

My Flaccus, if thou needs wouldest crave
What wench I would, and would not have?
I loath the too too easy field
A like with her that nere will yield.
A moderation I embrace,
And most approve the middle place,
I fancy none that wring my gutts,
Nor her that in enjoying gluts.

De Laevina Epig. 63.

Laevina Chast as Sabines were of old
Whose face look'd stricter than her husbands, could,
Whiles she permits her selfe refresh'd to be
Oft in the baths held in communit ie,
She fell on fire, embraced a lad, and burn'd,
Chast she came there, but too much chasd re­turn'd.

Ad Somnum Epig. 72.

Naevia six Cupps Justina seaven Comprize,
Lycas five, Lyde four▪ and Ida three,
[Page 9] Each man his love by healths arithmatize,
If none appeare, then Sleep come thou to me

Ad Fidentinum Epig. 73.

Fidentine dost thou think and seek to be
A Poet by my verse in thievery?
So Aegle with her bought and Indian bone
may seem to have a sound mouth of her own.
So painted-faced Lycoris may seem white,
Though black as Moores veild in a nat' rall night.
For that same cause that thou art Poet call'd,
Thou mayst be said bush-haird when thou art bald.

Ad Caecilianum Epig. 74.

Scarce on in all the Citty would embrace
Thy proffer'd wife (Caecilian) free to have:
But now she guarded, and lock'd up: apace
Thy custom comes. O th'art a witty knave!

Ad Flaccum Epig. 77.

Flaccus thou greatest of my cares to me,
The heire of old Antenors familie!
Out with these Muses songs, and companie,
No Girle among them will bring ought to thee.
What seekst of Phaebus? tis Minerva's chest
Is full, shee's wise and hoards up all the rest.
[Page 10] What can poor Bacchus wreaths give? Pallas tree
Weighs down her boughs with superfluitie.
Helicon has no more but springs, and bays,
The harps of Goddesses and empty praise.
With th' Sacred Fountains what hast thou to doe?
The Roman Courts more rich, and nearer too.
There the chink gingles, but about our chayr
And pulpits, Kisses only fill the Ayre.

De Manneia's Epig. 84.

A puppie licks Manneia's lipps, the sense
I grant, a dog may kis.—sir reverence.

De Quicinali Epig. 85.

Sly Quicinalis cares not much to wed,
Yet would partake the off-spring of the bed,
But yet what trick? what custom is't he uses?
Most certain he his chamber-maids abuses.
So stocks his house and feilds: how truly he
Is calld the Father of his familie?

De Novio Microspico Epig. 87.

Novius my neighbour is, and he
From out my windows reacht may be,
Who will not envy me? and say
I'm happy all howers of the day?
Who may, enjoy a freind so near?
But he's as farr from me, as where
[Page 11] Terentian guards Syene's wall,
Nor can I feast with him at all,
Nor is it granted once to me
To hear him, or at least to see,
Nor in this City one throughout
Lives me more near, or more remote.
Well he or I must further move,
Who so would Novius neighbour prove:
And verily his Inmate be,
Must never Novius mean to see.

Ad Bassam tribadem Epig. 91.

Cause amongst males thou nere was seen to be
Nor as unchast no fable feigned thee,
But all thy offices discharged were
By thy own sex, no man intruding there,
I grant thou seem'dst Lucretia to our eye,
But (o mistake!) Bassa th' art out ont, fie.
Two Twatts commit the fact, and dare it can,
Whiles a prodigious lust supplies the man,
Th' hast made a riddle worth the Thebane guile,
Where no man is, adultery bred the while.

Ad Naevolum Causidicum Epig. 98.

Still in a crowd of noise thy voyce is heard,
And thinkst thy self a Lawyer for thy table,
On this account each man that wears a beard
May be as wise: lo all men peace! now pratle.

Ad Calenum avarum Epig. 100.

Thou scarce hadst twenty sesterties in all,
Yet wast so bountifull, and liberall,
So richly neat (Calenus) that all wee
Thy friends did wish thee much more great to be,
Jove heard our prayers, and what we then de­sired,
And ere seaven months (I think) were full expired
Foure funerals bequeathd thee such a summ:
But, thou as if no Legacies had come,
But rather hadst bin robd, grewst so in care,
So basely hard, that our more sumptuous fare
That in a year thou dost provide one time
Costs thee no more then th' offal of thy coyn:
And we thy seaven old friends are by thee thought
Worth but a lead half pound if to be bought,
What mischief shall we wish that's worthy thee?
Even a thousand times more rich to bee!
If this shall happen which we pray it might,
Wretched Calenus thou wilt starve out-right.

Ad Scoevolam Epig. 104.

Scaevola not as yet dubbd Knight he prays
For one ten thousand pounds his stock to raise,
[Page 13] How largely would he live! how happilie!
The easie gods smil'd and vouchsaf'd it free.
Upon this b [...]on his coat was much more bare▪
His Cloak far worse, his shoos thrice clouted are,
His olives were of seaven years vintage stand­ding,
One Table serves two meales by his com­manding:
The course dreggs ofred wine are his chiefe drink,
His pease and wench scarce cost one doit I think,
Let us appeale to Law, thou cheating Bore,
Live, or else to the gods their goods restore.

Ad Lucium Julium Epig. 108.

Most famous Julius thou sayst oft to mee,
Th'art idle, write things for eternitie:
Give me such boons I cry, such as of old
Horace and Virgil from their Patron hold,
Ile strive to raise my cares beyond times date,
And snatch my name from fire's consuming hate,
The Oxe on barren fields his yoke wiln't beare,
A fast soyle tyres, but yet the labour's dear.

Ad Ʋelocem Epig. 111.

Ʋelox complaines my Epigrams are long,
whiles he writes none: he fings a shorter song

Lib. 2.

Epig. 3.

SExtus ows nought, nor fears his quarter day,
'Tis true: he ows most truly that can pay.

Ad Decianum, Epig. 5.

Let me not live (my Decian) if the day
And the whole night I would not with thee stay,
But there are two miles that divide our home,
Which are made foure to me when I back come.
Th'art oft abroad: when not, th'art oft denied,
Or with thy causes, or thy self imploy'd.
But yet to see thee two miles I will go;
But not to see thee, foure don't please me so.

De Selio, Epig. 11.

(Rufus) if an inquiry's made
Why Selius walks so late and sad?
Why his dull looks seem to imploy
Some dismal chance and malady?
[Page 15] Why his foule nose hangs ore his chest?
And pulls his hair, and beats his brest.
He moans no losse of friend, or brother,
His one son's well, and so's the other,
And may they live! his wife's in health,
His servants safe, and bags of wealth,
His Husband-man and Bailiffe too,
Have neer purloyn'd ought of his due,
What then's the cause that thus he blubberd?
Why Selius sups at his own Cup-board.

In Posthumum, Epig. 12.

What's this that myrrh doth still smel in thy kisse's,
And that with thee no other odour is?
Tis doubt (my Posthumus) he that doth smel
So sweetly alwayes, smels not very well.

In Hermum, Epig. 15.

Hermus because thou givest thy Cup to none:
It i [...] not proudly, but humanely done.

De Paulo, Epig. 20.

Paulus buyes verse, recites, and owns them all,
For what thou buy'st, thou mayst thine truly call.

In Posthumum, Epig. 21.

Posthumus kisses some must have,
And some salute his fist:
[Page 16] Thy hand good Posthumus I crave,
If I may choose my list.

De eodem, Epig. 22▪

O Phoebus and ye sisters nine,
What shall I do with you?
Behold that merry Muse of mine
Her Poet will undoe.
Posthumus late was wont to kisse
With half lips, which I loath,
But now my plague redoubled is,
He kisses me with both.

In Candidum, Epig. 24.

If thy crosse fortune send thee some sad fate,
I must persist thy pale and squallid mate.
If from thy Country thou must banish'd be.
Through seas and rocks I still must follow thee.
If riches come, will they be free to many?
Wilt thou give part? tis much; wilt thou give any?
Tis crosses makes thee mine: when they are gone,
Candidus will be happy then alone.

Ad Gallam, Epig. 25.

Galla dares promise, but makes good no ty,
If thou still failest? I prethee once deny.

Ad Bithynicum, Epig. 26.

Cause Nevia coughs, and grieves, breaths thick and short,
And drops her spittle on her brest in sport:
Do'st think thy self her heire made presently?
Th' art out, thy Naevia flatters, will not dye.

In Cajum Epig. 30.

Twice twenty sesterties I once besought,
Which were they given could not much be thought,
Cause 'twas my happy and my antient friend
I askd, whose cofferd treasures knew no end?
He answered: follow suits, thou mayst buy land:
I ask no Counsel Cajus, crosse my hand.

In Caecilianum Epig. 37.

What's here and there thou dost purloyn,
A pregnat sow's papps, a hoggs chine,
A woodcock, commons for two men,
A whole Jack, half a Barble, then
A Lamprey's side, a Pullet's thigh,
A Stock-dove boyld in pottage by:
When these are hid in greasy clout,
And to thy Boy deliverd out
To be brought to thy home: we sit
An idle crowd without a bit.
Restore the feast if any shame there bee,
To morrow I have not invited thee.

In Linum Epig. 38.

Linus dost ask what my field yeilds to mee?
Even this profit, that I nere see thee.

De eodem

Linus gives purple and rich scarlet gowns
To his notorious and adult'rous woman:
If thou wouldst give what her degree becoms?
A loose coat would more fitly stock her com­mon.

In Candidum Epig. 43.

These are thy [...] these are they
(Candidus) which thou soundst out night and day.
Thy gown is washd in the Calabrian spring,
Or of those flocks their fleece to Parma bring.
But mine as one that passed the bulls hornes, stares,
Or which would scarce be owned by the first haires,
Agenor's son's [...]et countrey sends thee coats,
Thou canst not sell my scarlet for three groats.
Thou hangst with Indian teeth thy Libian rings,
My beechen table's propd with earthen things
Thy gold-tipd plates rich barbles do bedight
My dish is red with self-look'd Aconite.
[Page 19] Thy boyes may with the Ilian lad compare,
My hands my Ganymedes most duly are.
Of this thy wealth thou nought bestowest on us
Thy friends: yet cry'st out [...] Candidus.

In Sextum Epig. 44.

Whether I've bought a freeze coat or a boy,
For three or four times double the pound Troy,
Forthwith the us're [...] Sextus, which ye know
To be my antient neighbour-friend in show,
In care, least I should borrow of him, fears
And whispers to himself, but by my eares,
I to Secundus owe seaven thousand pounds,
To Phaebus four, eleven Philetus sounds;
Whiles I have not one farthing in my chest:
O my conceited friend's ingenious jest!
Sextus 'tis hard to give a flat denyal,
When thou art askd: much more before the tryal.

In Maximum [...]

Maximus wouldst be free? tis false, thou'lt not,
But if thou wouldst indeed, hence take the plot;
Thou shalt: if thou can'st choose to sup a­broad:
Or if small wine thy thirst can quench or load:
[Page 20] If thou can'st scorne poore Cinna's bravery,
And with our homely gown contented bee,
If thy lust may be calmd for half a sowse,
And entring can'st stoop to thy low-roofd house:
If thou this power of self and minde canst bring,
Thou shalt live freer then the Parthian king.

Ad Gallum de ejus uxore Epig. 56.

In Lybia thy wife they stigmatize
With the foule crime of too much avarice.
But they are lyes they tell: she is not wont
To take, but give for scouring of her—.

In Zoilum Epig. 58.

Zoilus well cloathd, derides my thred-bare gowne,
Tis true tis thred-bare Zoilus, but my owne.

In Taurum Epig. 64.

While now thou'lt Lawyer be, now Rhetorician,
And knowst not to make forth thy wishd con­dition,
Peleus, and Priam's, Nestor's age slips by,
And it was grown too late for thee to try;
Begin: three Rhetoricians dyed one yeare!
Ifthou hast any skill or stomack here?
[Page 21] If Schools dislike? Courts swarm with the old trade,
And Marsya's self a Lawyer may be made.
Fie, out with this delay: how long shall wee
Expect? whiles doubting, nothing thou wilt bee.

In Saletanum Epig. 65.

Why doe we see old Saletan so sad?
Is the cause light? thou sayst his wife is dead.
O the grand crime of fate! ô the sad chance!
Is Secundilla dead? that did advance
A thousand sesterties in dowry to thee?
O would this hap had neer came to undoe thee!

De Fannio Epig. 80.

When Fannius should have scaped his Foe,
His own hands stopt his breath:
And was't not madness I would know,
By dying to 'scape death;

In Mamercum Epig. 88.

Thou nought recit'st, and yet wouldst bee
Thought Poet on that score:
Be what thou wilt Mamercus free,
So thou wilt speak no more.

Ad Quinctilianum Epig. 90.

O thou great master of the youth of Rome
Quinctilian, the glory of the gowne!
Pardon though poor, nor struck in yeares, I hast
To live, since no man strives to live too fast:
Let him delay that's Fathers rents would raise,
And fill his house with shapes of antient days,
Me fire, and houses please smoakd with their steame,
A native sallet, and a living stream,
A bond-man serves my turne, an unlearnd wife,
A night with sleep, a day without all strife.

Lib. 3.

Epig. 9.

CInna writes verses against me tis said,
He writes not, whose bad verse no man
doth read.

In Candidum Epig. 26.

Candidus has alone fine farmes, gold, coyne,
Myrrh, and drinks Caecuba and Massick wine▪
Has the sole wisdom, and the only wit,
Enjoyes the world alone and all in it.
But has he all alone? that I deny:
His wife with ours is in community,

Ad Gargilianum Epig. 30.

No money's payd, yet gratis eat'st my cheare,
But when at Rome (Gargilian) what dost there?
Whence hast thou house-rent? or whence a coat?
How canst thou pay thy wench? whence hast a groat?
[Page 24] Though with much reason thou art said to live,
Yet how thou dost it none can reason give.

Ad Rufinum Epig. 31.

I grant thy large spread fields yeild much to thee
And to thy Citty houses great farmes bee,
The debtors to thy chest are numerous,
And golden tables furnish out thy house:
Yet doe not scorn, such as inferiour bee;
Since other men have greater wealth then thee.

In Matriniam Epig. 32.

Matrinia asks if I can love
A woman that is old:
And such a one I doe approve,
But thou art dead and cold.
I can embrace old Hecub's itch,
Or Niobe all one;
But not till she's turnd to a bitch,
The other to a stone.

Qualem puellam velit Epig. 33.

I'de rather have the gentile lass,
But if she be denyd?
The Libertine shall freely pass,
And with my fancy side.
[Page 25] The hand-maid which excels them both,
Comes in the latest place:
If that she have in very troth,
But an ingenious face?

In Pollam Epig. 42.

Cause Polla thou dost strive so fine
With paint to smooth thy wrinckled groin,
Thou daubst thy belly, not thy lips to mee,
And peradventure in simplicitie
The smaller fault lyes open freely still,
That which is hid is thought the greater ill.

In Lentinum Epig. 43.

Lentinus Counterfeits his youth
With Periwigs I trow,
But art thou changd so soon in truth,
From a Swan to a Crow?
Thou canst not all the world deceive,
Proserpine knows thee gray:
And shee'le make bold without your leave,
To take your Cap away.

Ad Ligurinum Epig. 45.

Whether sacred Phaebus fled (my Ligurine)
Thyestes feast? I Know not; we fly thine:
Though that thy Table's rich and nobly spread,
Yet thy sole talke knocks all th'enjoyment dead.
[Page 26] I care not for thy Barbles, Turbots, Plase,
Thy Oysters, nor thy Mushrooms, hold thy peace.

Ad Tongilianum Epig. 52.

Thy house two hundred pounds (Tongilian) cost,
Which by a frequent chance of fire was lost:
Thy Brief rose ten times more: let me require
Was't not thy plot to set thy house on fire?

Ad Chloën Epig. 53.

I could not freely want thine eyes,
Thy praised neck, and hands, and thighs,
Thy paps, thy giblets, and thy hips,
And least I should quite tyre my lips
Thy several parts to minde to call
Chloë in short I'de want thee all.

In Gelliam Epig. 55.

Where ere thou comm'st we think Cosmus goes by,
As from crackd viols spices cast their smel:
I care not for thy forreign frippery,
For at this charge my dog shall smell as well.

In Cinnam Epig. 61.

What ere thou askdst (Cinna) tis nought said by thee:
If it be nothing? nothing I deny thee.

In Cotilum. Epig. 63.

Cotilus thou art calld a pretty man,
I hear, but tell, what is that pretty than?
Hee's pretty, that in order curles his haire,
Or smells all baulm or Cinnamon most rare.
That Nile's loose songs, or Gaditane doth sing,
And into various modes his arms doth swing.
Hee that in crowds of females wasts the day,
And in their ears has somewhat still to say,
That reades; then writes new letters here and there,
And nicely leanes not on his neighbor's chair:
That knowes whom each man loves, that runs through feasts,
Blazons Nirpinus great Grand-Fathers crests.
What sayst? is this thy pretty man? this tool?
He then that's pretty's but a fribling fool.

Ad Lauferam. Epig. 72.

Thou darest be nought, yet wilt not bathe wtih mee,
I know no guilt to ground thy jealousie.
Either thy ragged brests hang ugly down,
Or being naked, fearst to shew thy own,
Else thy torn groin, gapes with a monstrous slit,
Or fome prodigious thing hangs over it;
[Page 28] If none of these? thou art a beauteous tool,
If true? thou hast a worse fault, th'art a fool.

In Lupercum Epig. 75.

Lupercus now thy—has left to stand,
Yet thou striv'st madly him up to command.
But scallions and lose rochets nought prevail,
And heightning meats in operation fayl;
Thy wealth begins thy pure cheeks to defile,
So venery provok'd lives but awhile.
Who can admire enough, the wonder's such,
That thy not standing stands thee in so much?

Ad Apicium Epig. 80.

Apicius nere complains, does no man wrong,
Yet the voyce goes, he has a filthy tongue.

In Tongilionem Epig. 84.

What does thy Strumpet say Tongilion?
I doe not mean thy wench, what then? thy tongue.

De Galla Epig. 90.

My Galla will, and will not buss,
My fancy never could;
By willing and not willing thus,
Suppose what Galla would.

In Ʋetustillam Epig. 93.

Thou Ʋetustill hast liv'd three hundred years,
Hast but four teeth in all, and but three hairs,
A grashoper's thin waist, an emet's thigh,
A brow more wrinkled then old wives gowns bee,
Dugs like the webs of spiders, and if Nile
Should with thy chops compare her Crocodile,
His jawes would seem but streight: the frogs that bee
Bred at Ravenna croke better then thee,
The Adrian gnats sing sweeter, birds of night
Blinded in morning beames equall thy sight,
Thou smellst all hee-goat, hast a rump as fine
As the extream end, of a lean duck's chine:
The bony tout out-vyes th' old Cinnick quite,
When she the bath-man with extinguish'd light
Admits among the bustuary sluts,
When August brings a winter to thy guts,
Nor yet can thaw thee with a pestilence,
After two hundred deaths, darest thou com­mence
Bride still? and seek a husband in thy dust
To raise an itch? what though he harrow must
A stone? who'le call thee wife, or ought that's so?
Whom thy last mate, call'd grandam long ago:
And if thou askst thy carkase scratchd to bee,
Lame Coricles shall make thy bed for thee;
[Page 30] He that alone becomes thy bridal cheare,
The burner of dead bodies best can beare
A taper at thy nuptials, torches can
Best enter at the Salli-port of man.

In Naevolum Epig. 95.

Naevolus nere salutes first, but replies,
Which the taught crow, himself seldome denies.
Why dost expect this from mee Naevolus?
Since thou art not more great nor good then us?
Both Caesars have rewarded my due praise,
And me to th' priv'ledg of three sons did raise,
I'me read by every mouth, known through the town,
And before death receive my quick renown,
And this is worth your note I'me Tribune too,
And sit where that Oceanus caps you;
How many by great Caesar's grant are made
Free denizons because by me twas prayd?
The number far exceeds thy family,
But thou art buggred Naevolus, feedst high,
Now now thou over-comst me sheere, thus, thus,
Thou art my betters, Salve Naevolus.

Ad Cerdonem Epig. 99.

Why art offended (Cerdo) with my book?
Thy life, and not thy person's by me strook,
[Page 31] Then suffer harmless-wit, why is't not due
For me to sport? when stabbing's free to you?

Lib. 4.

De Natali Domitiani Epig. 1.

THis is great Caesar's day, and far above
That wherein Ide produced mighty Jove.
Mayst thou come long! and and Nestor's years fullfill,
And with this, or a better face, shine still.
May he adore his Sea-god in rich gold,
And let his hands great Jove's tree still infold!
May he enjoy the Serpent-ages long,
Such as Terentus consecrates in song!
Tis much we ask, ye Gods, but to us due,
And since tis Caesar, what is much to you?

Ad Faustinum Epig. 10.

Whiles that thy book is new and rough, and feares
To have its undryed page took by the ears,
Goe boy, present this small gift to my friend▪
He that deserves my toys at the first end:
[Page 32] Run, but yet let the sponge accompanie
The book, for it becomes each gift from mee.
Faustinus tis not many blots we say,
Can mend my merry flashes, one blot may.

In Thaidem Epig. 12.

Thais denyes no man: If no shame thence spring?
Yet let this shame thee, to deny no-thing.

De Nuptiis Pudentis & Claudiae Epig. 13.

Strange, Claudia's married to a friend of mine,
O Hymen be thou ready with thy Pine!
Thus the rare Cinnamons with the Spicknard joyne:
And the Thesean sweets, with massick wine.
Nor bettor doe the Elm and Vine embra ce,
Nor the Lote tree affect the fenny place.
Nor yet the Myrtles more
Love and desire the shore.
Let a perpetual peace surround thy bed,
And may their loves with equall fire be fed!
May she so love him old, that to him shee,
Though old indeed, may not seem so to bee.

De Selio Epig. 21.

Selius affirnes there are no gods,
And that the heavens are voyd:
And well he proves what he avers,
Whiles he lives undestroyd.

De Cleopatra Epig. 22.

The virgin danger pass'd, the Bride enraged,
Sweet Cleopatra to be disengaged
And, scarce mine armes dives in the baths most cleare:
But the kind waters soon betrayd her there,
For though thus hid her glories did appeare,
Like to soft Lillies in a christal grave,
Or Roses closed in Gemms no cover have;
With that I div'd, and cropd the strugling kisses,
Ye glittering streames forbad the other blisses.

Ad Fabianum Epig. 24.

Lycoris kills up all his wives apace,
I would he had my wife in the same chace!

Ad Hyppodamum, Epig. 31.

Cause thou desirest to be read and named
So in my books, as by it to be famed,
Let me not live the thing much pleases mee,
And in my lines I would insert thee free,
But that thy name is so averse to all
The Muses, which thy Mother did thee call,
Which nor Melpom'ne, nor Poly'mnia may
Nor sweet Calliope with Phaebus say.
Adopt thee then some grateful name to us,
How wretchedly this sounds? Hyppodamus?

De Ape electro inclusa, Epig. 32.

Shining and yet shut up in th' amber drop,
The Bee as clos'd in its own waxe did lye,
Of all her labours reaping this the crop:
It's credible she fancied thus to dye.

Ad Gallum, Epig. 38.

Galla deny: love's glutted if the joy
At first doe not seem coy:
But Galla yet take care least you deny
Too long, and fancy dy.

Ad Colinum, Epig. 54.

O thou to whom tis free to wear Jov's Tree,
And with his first leaves honoured to bee,
If thou art wise, enjoy thy days repast,
Colinus think the present still the last:
The fatal Sisters grant no wish'd delay
To any, but observe the destin'd day.
Wert▪ thou more rich than Crispus, constanter
Then [...]hrasea's self, more free than Melior,
Lachesis adds no tow, the spindles be
Unwound, the thred's cut by one of three.

In Gargillianum, Epig. 56.

Cause thou bestow'st vast gifts on aged men,
And widdows struck in years, Gargilian,
[Page 35] Wouldst have me call thee bountiful for this?
Nothing's more base than thou, nought more vile is.
Which mayst thy gifts thine ambuscadoes call,
So the false hooks indulge the fishes fall,
So the sly bayt traps silly beasts and all,
Knowst thou not how to give? how to be free?
I'le teach thee then Gargilian: give to mee.

De vipera electro inclusa, Epig. 59.

Whiles up the Viper climbes the weeping boughs,
The amber drop the strugling beast ore flowes,
Wondring to see himself in rich dew found,
The freezing gemm inclosed him quickly round.
Boast not then Cleopatra of thy Tombe
Since a Snake lyes in a more noble room.

De Curiatio, Epig. 60.

Ardea in the solstice we desire,
And baths the Cleonaean Star doth heat,
Bur Curiatius death condemns their sweat,
Since in those praised streames he did expire,
'No place excludes the fates: when death shall come,
'Sardinia is in the midst of Rome.

Ad Quinctum, Epig. 72.

Quinctus requires I should give him my books:
I have them not, at Tryphon's he may speed:
Shall I buy toys (quoth he) with sober looks?
And verse? l'me not so mad: nor I indeed.

In Zoilum invidum, Epig. 77.

I never askd the gods for gold,
Content with mean things, and my own,
Now povety let me be bold
I ask thee pardon to be gone.
But what is the cause of this vote for pelf;
I would see Zoilus hanging of himself.

In Ʋarum, Epig. 78.

Ʋarus did lately me to supper call,
The furniture was rich, the Feast but small:
The Table's spread with plate, not meat: they put
Much to accost the eyes, nought for the gut.
We came to feast our bellies, not our eyes:
Pray take away your gold, give us some Pyes.

In Afrum, Epig. 79.

Now that the sixtieth harvest thou hast known,
And that thy face with snow is over-grown
Thou runn'st through all the Citty, every seat,
And bringst thine Ave in a toylsome sweat,
[Page 37] Nor can a man salute a Tribune free,
There's never a Consul can be rid of thee.
To Caesar's House thou walkst ten times a day▪
And talkst of nothing less than Courtiers gay,
(Afer) tis bad in Boyes that go to School,
Nought's more absurd than an old medling fool.

De Bassa, Epig. 88.

Thy Bassa's used to place a childe up by her,
And calls it her delight her pretty pinck:
Yet loves no childe, which thou mayst more admire,
What then's the cause? why, Bassa's wont to stinck.

Lib. 5.

Ad Lectores. Epig. 2.

Ye Matrons, Boyes, and Vigins neat,
To you my Page I dedicate,
Thou whom more shameless sports delight,
And naked pleasant wit, invite.
Thy fancy to my foure first books:
This fifth shall sport with Caesar's looks.
Which great Domitian may be bold,
Before his Goddess to unfold.

Ad Vulcanum. Epig. 7.

As ruines renovate th' Assyrian nests,
When twice five ages the sols bird hath spent:
So Rome her old decrepitness digests,
Dress'd in the visage of her president.
Now (Vulcan,) I beseech forget and spare
Our greife, w'are Mars and Venus progenie:
So thy loose wife shall passe the Lemnian snare,
And in chast love affect thee patiently.

Ad Regulum de fama Poetarum. Epig. 10.

What's this? that fame to living men's denyd.
And Readers their own Lines seldom affect?
(Regulus) these are tricks of envious pride,
The present still for old things to reject.
So most ingrate wee seek old Pompey's shades,
And praise the tottered fane of Catulus.
While Maro liv'd, Ennius whole Rome invades
And Homer's age laughd him rediculous.
Crowned Menander seldom heard a shout,
Corinna her owne Naso knew alone,
O my small books nere hasten to goe out,
If praise come after death I'le not go on.

In Calistratum. Epig. 13.

Calistratus I doe confesse
I have been poor, and am no lesse,
But not obscurely base as yet,
Nor a Knight of the lowest seat.
But through the world I'me freely read,
And as I passe here's he tis said,
What dust and ashes give to some,
My life affords without a Tombe.
But thy house leans on stately props,
Thy chests inclose great silver crops,
Rich Aegypts glebes thy houshold keep,
And Parma sheare thy numerous sheep.
Thus what we are we both may see,
But what I am thou canst not be,
[Page 40] What thou art each plebeian may
With thy estate be any day.

In Gelliam, Epig. 17.

Whiles Gellia cryd up her Fore-fathers House,
And our low Knight-hood valued not a lowse,
While's she denied all under the Broad Key,
A Basket-bearer swept her quite away.

De Crispo, Epig. 33.

Crispus by will no doit of all his pelf
Gave to his wife: whom then? even to him­self.

In Caussidicum, Epig. 34.

A Lawyer's said unknown my Book to flout,
But wo be to thee, if I finde thee out.

De Erotio, Epig. 35.

Ye Parents Fronto and Flaccilla here
To you I doe commend my Girle, my Deare,
Least pale Erotion tremble at the shades,
And the fowl Dog of Hell's prodigious heads,
Her age fullfilling just six winters was,
Had she but known so many dayes to pass.
'Mongst you old Patrons may she sport and play,
And with her lisping tongue my name oft say.
May the smooth turf her soft bones hide, and bee
O Earth as light to her as she to thee!

Quod datur non perire, Epig. 43.

A Thief may break thy Chests, and steal thy gold,
A fire consume thy Fathers House of old,
Debtors detain thy use and principal,
Thy sown seed bring thee no increase at all:
A crafty Harlot may thy Steward plunder,
Thy Ships and goods the rageing Seas sinck under:
'What's on thy friends bestow'd is above fate:
'Thy gifts thou still shalt have inviolate.

De Thaide & Lecania. Epig. 44.

Thais her teeth are black and nought,
Lecania's white are grown,
But what's the reason; these are bought,
The other wears her own.

De Philone, Epig. 48.

Philo nere sups at home he swears: tis true,
For not invited crib must want his due.

Ad Labienum, Epig. 50.

When (Labiene) by chance I thee did see
Sitting alone, I thought thou hadst bin three.
The number of thy baldnesse me deceivd,
For here and there thy haires I then retreivd▪
[Page 42] Which a boy's head will hardly well become,
Upon thy crown lyes a large vacant room,
A floor wherein no hair's observ'd to bee.
Yet this December's error yeilds to thee,
That when the Emp'ror keeps his solemn day,
Thou carry'st three shares of his almes away.
Geryon I suppose was such a one,
But when thou seest Phillippus Porch, begon▪
If Hercules shall spy thee th' art undone.

In Posthumum, Epig. 53.

What thou conferr'st on me I do
Remember, and shall think on too.
Why therefore doe I hold my tongue?
Cause (Posthumus) thou nere hast done.
As often as I go to treat
Of these thy gifts to them I meet,
Tis presently replyd, forbear,
He whisperd it into my eare.
Two men some things cannot doe well,
One person may suffice to tell,
And doe this work: if it may please
That I shall speak, then hold thy peace.
For prethee Posthumus believe
Though that thy gifts are great to give,
'All thanks must perish, and are lost
'When Authors their own actions boast.

Ad Bassum, Epig. 54.

My Bassus why? why dost thou write
Thyestes Feast? Medea's flight?
What hast to doe with Niobe?
Or Troys remains Andromache?
Deucalion's feat's a theam more fit,
Or Phaethon's to share thy wit.

Ad Lupum, Epig. 57.

Lupus is careful, and of me doth crave
To know what Master for his Son to have?
I give thee warning all Grammarians shun,
And Rhetoricians too: then out upon
Tullie's and Ʋirgill's barren books and name,
Leave old Tutilius to enjoy his fame.
If he makes verse? expell the Poet streight,
But if he fancy Arts of richer weight,
Let him turn Fidler, or a Minstrel bee,
But if he's dull of ingenuitie?
Make him a noble publique Citty Cryer,
Or famous Architect that works by squire.

Ad Posthumum Epig. 59.

To morrow Posthumus, to morrow still
Thou sayst thou'lt live: but Posthumus when will
That morrow come? how far? where to be found?
Is't in the Parthian, or Armenian ground?
[Page 44] Or can that morrow Priam's age out-boast?
Or Nestor's? tell what will that morrow cost?
Thou'lt live to morrow? this days life's too late,
Hee's wise that liv'd before the present date.

Ad Detractorem, Epig. 91.

Though thou dost bark against me still
With bitter yelpings of ill will,
That fame shall sure thee be denyed
In my books to be notified,
Though tis desired of old by thee
Through the world to be read with mee.
For why should men know thou hast bin?
Obscurely perish in thy sin.
Yet peradventure there may bee
In this great Citty two or three
A dogs skin that would dain to gnaw,
That scab my nails shall never claw.

In Marianum, Epig. 92.

Who is that Crispulus? (my Marian)
That sticks so to thy wife? what is he man?
I know not what that prattles in her eare?
And leans with his right elboe on her chaire?
Through all whose fingers her light ring doe [...] run?
Whose smoother legs no rough haire growes upon?
[Page 45] Reply'st thou not? he's one thou dost con­fesse
That doth solicite thy wife's businesse.
A sharp observant lad, that wears the Proctor
Lock'd in his looks, more strict than an old Doctor?
How worthy thou deserv'st stage buffets thus?
Or to succeed old blind Panniclus?
Crispulus doe thy wife's work? he does none;
Tis not thy wife's he does, but 'tis thy own.

Ad suos ministros, Epig. 65.

Callistus fill four cups of muscadine,
And in coole snow my boy dissolve the wine.
Let my moyst hair grow rich with perfume sweats,
And tyre my brows with rose-bud coronets.
The royal tombes commands us live: since they
Teach that the very gods themselves decay.

Id Pontilianum, Epig. 67.

Pontilian nere salutes till after mee:
So his farwel will everlasting bee.

De origine Bacchi, 73.

He that affirmes Jove, Bacchus mother, may
Prove Semele his Father the same way.

Ad Theodorem, Epig. 74.

Why I nere give my books to thee
Desiring, and beseeching mee,
Dost wonder Theodore? the cause is cleare,
That thine to me may not appeare.

De Pompeio, Epig. 75.

Great Pompey's Sons Europe and Asia both
Interr, Lybia himselfe, if any doth?
What wonder through the world to see him slain;
So great a fall one field could not contain.

Ad Quinctum, Epig. 76.

(Quinctus) why Laelia married is to thee?
Tis only once legitimate to bee.

Ad Cinnam, Epig. 77.

Oft drinking poyson prepared Mithridate,
No venom could his brains intoxicate:
So Cinna by bad meales so fixd doth grow,
Hunger cannot prevail to starve him now.

Ad Aemilianum, Epig. 76.

If thou art poor Aemilian?
Thou shalt be ever so.
For no man now their presents can
But on the rich bestow.

Lib. 6.

Adulatorium Caesarem, Epig. 4.

MOst Mighty Caesar, King of kings, to whom
Rome owes so many tryumphs yet to come,
So many Temples growing and restored,
So many Spectacles, gods, Cities: Lord
She yet in debt to thee doth more remain,
That she by thee is once made chast again.

De Thelesina, Epig. 7.

(Faustinus) from the hour the Julian Law
Revived, and chastity began to draw
By publique Edict into every House,
Scarce thirty days have pass'd,
Since Thelesine was askd,
And ten times over hath bin made a Spouse.
She that doth wed so oft, weds not at all:
But rather her we may more truly call
A meer legitimate Adulteresse:
A simple arrant wench offends me lesse
[...]
[...]

De Fabulla, Epig. 12.

Fabulla sweares
Those new bought hairs
Paulus now by her worne,
Are all her own,
Most truly shown;
Prethee is she for sworn?
If thou deny,
So cannot I.

Ad Priscum de Salonino, Epig. 18.

Salonine lyes interr'd in Spanish ground,
A sweeter shade nere pass'd the Stygian sound.
But it's a sin
To mourn for him.
For since (my Priscus) thou surviving art,
He lives yet in his more beloved part.

Ad Posthumum Causidicum, Epig. 19.

No action of battery,
Of murder, or of poyson, I
Pursue: but of three Kids bereft
I doe accuse my Neighbour's theft.
The Judge requires how I it know:
Thou tell'st th' Apulian overthrow,
The Pontick war, and perjury
Of H [...]nibal's rash cruelty,
Scylla and Marius, Mutius wrath,
With open mouth, and spead armes both.
[Page 53] Now Posthumus I prethee tell
At last where I my Kids may smell.

In Proculinam, Epig. 22.

Because thou joynst (my Proculine)
In Marriage with thy Concubine,
One that most palpably before
Did only love thee as a Whore,
Least that the Law thee should distresse,
Thou dost not Marry but confesse.

In Lesbiam, Epig. 23.

Lesbia thou seemst my Thomas to command,
As 'twere a finger at thy will to stand:
Which though thou temp'st with flatt'ring hands and voice,
Thy crosse grain'd face still countermands thy choice.

Epitaphium Glauciae, Epig. 28.

The free born Boy of Melior
Which being dead, whole Rome mournd for,
His dearest Patron's short delight,
(Glaucias) interr'd in endlesse night
Under this marble Tombe doth ly,
The great Flaminian road hard by,
Of modest life, and purely chast
Accutely witty, and sweet faced,
Just twice six Harvests he passd by
Scarcely disroab'd of infancy,
[Page 54] O Traveller that these dost moan
Mayst thou nere weep such of thine own!

De eodem, Epig. 29.

No Slave of a Plebeian House or kind,
But a Lad worthy his Lord's love to finde,
Glaucia my Meliar's manumitted Boy
Scarce capable his gifts yet to enjoy,
This boon with life and form he did partake,
None look'd more lovely, none more sweetly spake.
'Things too much doted on live short: and such
Thouwouldst love long, let them not please too much.

In Paetum, Epig. 30.

If thou hadst sent mee presentlie
Six sesterties, when first to mee
Thou saydst (my Paetus) take, I give,
Ide ow'd there ten score as I live.
But now to doe't with this delay
When seaven or nine months slipd away,
Wouldst have me tell thee what I think?
Paetus th' hast clearly lost thy chinck.

De Morte, Othonis, Epig. 32.

Whiles yet Bellona doubts the warlike doom,
And softer Otho might have overcome,
[Page 55] He stops the costly charge of blood in War,
And by his sword fals his own murderer.
He liv'd a Cato, more than Caesar too,
Yet dying, how like Otho he did doe?

Ad Diadumenum, Epig. 34.

Seale me squeez'd kisses (Diadumene)
How many? count the Billows of the Sea,
Or spread Cockles on th' Aegaean shore,
Or wandring Bees in the Cecropian store,
Or th' hands and voices in the Theatre
When Rome salutes her suddain Emperor:
I slight how many courted Lesbia gave
Catullus: he that numbers, few would have.

In Carinum, Epig. 37.

Medall so fine,
Short breech'd (Carine)
No vain superfluous reliques hast,
Yet itchest from the head to th' wast!
O wretch what pain
Dost thou sustain?
I'have no place for't,
Yet love the sport?

In Lygdum & Lectoriam, Epig. 45.

Y'have playd, enough, lascivious cronies wed,
No lust is lawfull but in marriage bed,
Is this love chast? Lygdus and Lectore joyn?
Shee'le prove a worse wife, than a Concubine.

In Pomponiam, Epig. 48.

Cause the long robe applaudes thine elo­quence,
Tis not thy self, thy supper strikes the sence.

De Thelesino, Epig. 50

Whiles Thelesine embraced his chast friends stil.
His gown was short and thred-bare, cold and mean,
But since he serv'd foul Gamesters and ob­scaene
Now he buyes Fields, Plate, Tables at his will.
Wouldst thou grow rich Bithinicus? live vain:
Pure kisses will yield none, or little gain.

Ad Luperlum, Epig. 51.

Cause thou dost feast so often without mee
Luperlus, I have found a plague for thee.
Though thou dost importune, and send, and call,
I'le shew a seeming anger over all.
And when thou sayst, what wilt thou? doe in summ
What will I doe? I am resolv'd to come.

Epitaphium Pant [...]gathi, Epig. 52.

Here lyes interrd cropt in his youthful years
Pantagathus, his Masters joy, and tears.
[Page 57] Learnd with a flying touch to trim loose hairs.
And shave the brisly cheek that roughly stares,
O earth lye pleasing! and light on him stand,
Thou canst not be more light then was his hand.

In Phaebum, Epig. 57.

Phaebus belyes with Oyle his fained haires,
And ore his scalp a painted border wears:
Thou needst no Barber to corect thy pate,
Phaebus a spung would better doe the feat.

In Invidum, Epig. 61.

Rome praises, loves, and sings my merry leaves,
Me every bosom, every hand receives.
One blushes, one growes pale, and one dis­dains,
One stands amazd, one hates me for my pains:
This was my great desire, my wishd increas,
Now now my verses, now my verses please.

Ad Marianum, Epig. 63.

Thou knowst thy self entrapd, and art aware
How coveteous he was that layd the snare.
And (Marian) needs must know his second care;
Yet notwithstanding dost make him thine heir,
And headily wouldst have him to succeed
Thee in thy goods and lands by thy last Deed.
[Page 50] Tis true he sent rich gifts, but layd in wire,
And can the Fish their murderer desire?
Or will he (Marian) truly weep for thee?
To have true tears, reverse thy Legac [...]e.

De praecone Pu [...]llam vendente, Epig. 66.

Gaellian the Cryer brought a Lass
To market, of smale fame to pass,
Such as in Baudy-houses sate:
Whiles she stood long at a smale rate,
He to approve her sound and good
Drew her near to him as she stood,
And kissd her three or four times ore
But wouldst thou know what fruit these bore?
Why he that bad six hundred pieces for her
Upon this score did utterly abhor her.

Ad Pannicum de Gellia uxore, Epig. 67.

Pannicus dost desire to know
Why thy Gellia keeps I trow
Eunuches only with her still?
Tis thy cunning Gellia's will,
To have the secret active sport,
Yet feel no throws nor anguish for't.

Ad Martianum, Epig. 70.

Cotta has livd full sixty years and more,
And yet (my Martian) never felt the sore
Affliction of a Feaver one short 'bout;
Thence though unchastly holds his finger out
[Page 59] Against Alcontis, Dacus, Symmachus,
But if our years were well computed thus,
And what sharp Feavers have took from us, what
Languishing grief, and sicknesse, we are not
Less then divided from the happier day,
We are but Boys in years and yet seem gray.
He that conceives (my Martian) Priam's age,
Or Nestor's to be long on the worlds stage,
Is much deceived, much out: for I thee tell
To be, is not call'd life, but to be well▪

De Cilice Fure, Epig. 72.

Cilix a knave of noted theft,
Resolv'd to rob a Garden by:
But there was nought (Fabullus) left
But a huge Marble-dyetie.
Yet least his empty hand should miss its prey,
Cilix presumed to steal the god away.

Ad Lupum, Epig. 79.

How? Sad and rich? Beware least fortune catch
Thee Lupus, then she'le call thee thanklesse wretch.

In mortem Rufi Camonii Epig. 85.

In th' absence (Rufus) my sixth Booke is out,
But thou her Reader she doth sadly doubt,
[Page 60] Base Capadocia by a fate unjust
Gives to thy friends thy bones, to thee thy dust.
Widdowd Bononia bathe friend in tears,
While that Aemilia thy griefs eccho beares,
How Pious? but how short lived did he fall?
Five bare Olimpiads he had seen in all.
Rufus thou that wast wont to bear in minde
Out sports, and them in memory to finde
Accept this sad verse which I send,
As the sweet incense of thy absent friend.

De Thaide, Epig. 93.

Thais smells as ill as doth a Fullers vate
That long hath steepd, broke in the street of late:
The tyred Goats not more ranck, the breath and breech
Of Lyons, nor stripd Dogs-skins in a ditch;
Nor adle egg that putrifying lyes,
Nor pot of rotten fish that stinking dyes.
That she may change this plague for some sweet scent,
Naked and oft she doth the Baths frequent,
And shines with Oyle, lyes in sharp fennell hid,
Or in bean meale twice or thrice covered.
When safe by thousand slights her self she thinks,
When all's done, Thais still all Thais stinks.

Lib. 7.

De reditu Domitiani, Epig. 7.

NOw sport, if ere, ye Muses with my vein,
From the north world the god returnes again.
December first brings forth the peoples vote,
Tis just we cry, He comes, with open throat.
Blest in thy chance, from Janus share the day
Since what he'd give, thou givest to us, our joy.
Let the crownd Souldier play his solemn sport,
While he attends the bayes invested Court
Tis right (great Caesar) our light jokes to heare,
Since that thy Tryumph them doth love and beare.

De Casselio, Epig. 8.

When sixty years Casselius has liv'd meet,
He's witty: when will he be cald discreet?

Ad Faustinum, Epig. 11.

(Faustinus) to let Caesar read my booke
With that same face he on my spots doth look.
As my Page hurts no one it justly hates,
I like no glory gain'd at blushrng rates.
What does it profit me? if others whet
Their spleen in my stile? and Jambiques sweat?
And in my name their viprous poyson vent?
Which cannot brook the day? or orient?
We blameless sport. Thou know'st it well, I swear
By Helicon, and every Genius there;
And by thy ears as dieties to mee,
Reader, I'me from inhumane envy free.

Ad Regulum, Epig. 15.

I have no money (Regulus) at home,
Only thy gifts to sell, wilt thou buy some?

In Gallum, Epig. 17.

When th' hast a face of which no woman may
And body without blur, have ought to say,
Why suitors thee so seldom doe repeat
And seek, dost wonder Galla? the fault's great,
As oft as thou and I in the worke joynd,
Thy lips were silent, but thou prat'st behinde.
[Page 63] Heavens grant that thou wouldst speak, but bridle that,
I'me angry with thy tatling Twit com Twat.
I'de rather hear thee fart: for Symmachus
Says that's a means of laughter unto us.
But who can smile to hear the foolish smack
Of thy loose Toul? and when it gives a crack
Whose minde and mettle will not fall? at least
Speak somthing that may usher in a jest
Of thy C—'s noise: but if thou art so mute,
Articulately learn thence to dispute.

De natali Lucani, ad Pollam, Epig. 20

This is the day known by its mighty birth
Which Lucane gave to thee, and to the Earth
O cruel Prince! more cursd in no decree,
This at least was not lawfull unto thee.

In Malum Poetam. Epig. 24.

When thou dost write sweet Epigrams alway,
Which look more smooth than painted fea­tures may,
Without one grane of salt, or dropp of gall,
Omad man wouldst thou have them read at al?
Meat does not please without it's vinegar,
Nor faces which in mirth nere wrinckled are,
Give luscious Figs and Pomes to Boyes: but mine
That please, are Figs that rellish Salt and Wine.

In Caeliam, Epig. 29.

To Parthians, Germans, Dacians thou art spread,
In Cappidocians and Cilicians bed.
From Memphis comes a whipster unto thee,
And a Black Indian from the red Sea;
Nor dost thou fly the circumcised Jew,
Nor can the Muscovite once passe by you;
Why being a Roman lasse dost do thus? tell,
Is't cause no Roman-knack can please so well?

De Caelio, Epig. 38.

When various walks, and dayes in wandring on,
And pride, and great mens salutation,
Caelius could not endure, and bear about,
He feign'd himself tormented with the gout,
Which while he strove to personate too much,
In a laborious gate upon his crutch,
Binding, and 'noynting his sound feet: O see
How much the care and curiositie,
And Art of feigned grief, did work and please!
Caelius has left dissembling his disease.

Ad Licinium Suram, Epig. 46.

Licinius! thou crown of learned men!
Whose tongue brought back our Grand-fa­thers agen,
Thou art restored, but with how great a fate?
Returnd almost from the eternal gate,
Our wishes now had loss'd their fear: secure
Our tears did weep thy losse as pass'd all cure.
But yet the King of death could not sustain
Our grief, and sent the fates their threds again.
Thou knowst what moan thy false death mo­ved for thee,
Enjoy thy self in thy posteritie.
Live as thine own surviver, hug thy joy:
A life returnd will never loose a day.

De Annio, Epig. 47.

Annius two hundred Tables has I think,
And for those Tables Boyes to fill him drink.
The platters fly,
And charges run about most fluently.
Rich men take to your selves these Feasts and stir,
I care not for your walking supper Sir.

In umbrem, Epig. 52.

The five dayes presents which were given to thee
In the Saturnal Feasts thou sendst to mee.
[Page 66] Twelve threefoot Tables, and seven tooth pic­kers,
A Sponge, a Napkin, and a Cup with ears,
Two Pecks of Beans, of Olives one smal twig,
A bottle of course Spanish Wine to swig.
Smal Syrian Figs with musty damsins came,
And a huge cask of Lybian figs o'th same:
Thy gifts were worth scarce five shillings in all,
Which to me saild on thy eight Syrians tall.
With how much ease mightst thou have sent in short
Me five pounds by thy Boy and nere sweat fort.

De Caecilianum, Epig. 58.

Without a Bore Caecilan neere doth feast,
(Titus) Caecilan has a pretty guest.

In Cinnamum, Epig. 63.

Thou wast a Barber through the Citty known,
Though by thy Mistris raised to the gown,
Of Knight-hood (Cinnamus) when thou shalt fly
The judgment of the Court to Sicily,
What Art shall then sustain thy uselesse age?
How will thy Fugitive rest foot the stage?
Thou canst not be Grammarian, Rhetorician,
Fencer, nor Cinick on any condition▪
[Page 67] Nor yet a Stoick, nor canst sell thy tongue
Or thy applause in the Sicilian throng:
What then (my Cinnamus) doth yet re­main?
Why thou must e'en turn shaver once a­gain.

In Gargilanum, Epig. 64.

Full twenty years (Gargilian) thou hast lost
In one suit in three Courts to thy great cost.
O mad and wretched! that in strifes dost run
Through twenty years, and mayst be over­come?

De Labieno, Epig. 65.

Fabius left Labian heir to all his store:
Yet Labian sayes that he deserved more.

Ad Maximum, Epig. 72.

Thou hast a house on the Aventine hill,
Another where Dianan's worshipped still,
In the Patrician street more of them stand,
Hence thou beholdst within thine eyes com­mand
The widdowed Cybells, thence Vesta with all,
There either Jove earth'd in the Capitall.
Where shall I meet thee? tell, where wilt appear.
'He dwels just no where, that dwels every where.

In anum deformem, Epig. 74.

Wouldst thou be wimbled gratis when thou art
A wrinkled wretch deformd in every part?
O tis a thing more than ridiculous:
To take a man's full sum, and not pay Use?

Ad Philomusum, 75. Epig.

Cause great ones carry thee themselves to please
To Feasts, to Galleries, and Spectacles,
And Coach thee up and down, and bathe with thee
As oft as thou jump'st in their company:
Nere hug thy self for this, or look proud for't,
Th'art not beloved, but onely makest them sport.

In Tuccam, Epig. 76.

Tucca most earnestly doth look,
I should present him with my Book:
But that I will not: For I smell
My Book he will not read, but sell.

Ad Lausam, Epig. 80.

(Lausus) just thirty Epigrams in all,
My volume thou most truly bad mayst call:
But if beside so many good there be,
The Book is good enough then credit me.

De Eutrapelo, Epig. 82.

While that the Barber went to trim
And shave Lupercus chops and chin,
He was so tedious on the face
Another beard grew in the place.

Ad Sabellum, Epig. 84.

Cause thou dost pen Tetrasticks clean and sweet
And some few pretty disticks with smooth feet,
I praise but not admire:
Tis easie to acquire
Short modest Epigrams that pretty look,
But it is hard and tough▪ to write a book.

In Sextum, Epig. 85.

Sextus was wont me to his feasts to call,
When I was scarce made known to him at a [...]
What have I done so late? so sudenly?
That I his old companion am pass'd by?
After so many pledges, many years?
But I perceive the cause: no gift appea [...]
Of beaten silver from me, no light coat
No cloak, fee, or negotiating groat.
Sextus invites his gifts, but not his friends▪
Then cryes his servants bones shall make amends.

Epitaphium Ʋrbici Pueri, Epig. 95.

My Parents grief I here lye in this Tombe,
Who had my birth and name from mighty Rome:
Six months I wanted of three years to mee,
When my life's thred was cut by destinie.
What favour shall age, tongue, or beauty have?
Thou that readst this shed some teares on my grave.
So he that thou wouldst have thy self survive,
Shall longer then decrepit Nestor live.

De Milone, Epig. 101.

Milo is not at home, but travell'd out,
His fields ly barren, but his wife doth sprout:
But why's his land so bare? his wife so full?
His land has none, his wife has many a pull.

Lib. 8.

Ad Librum suum, Epig. 1.

THou that art entring the tryumphant Court,
Learn with a blushing grace more chast to sport.
Strip'd Ʋenus hence: this is not thy book,
Great Caesar's goddess come, and on me look.

Ad Caesarem Domitianum, Epig. 4.

How great a concourse of the world doth bring
Their I ô? and make prayers for their king?
But this is not alone a humane joy,
Caesar, the gods themselves keep Holy-day.

In Cinnam, Epig. 7.

Cinna is this to plead? and wisely say
Only nine words in ten hours of the day?
But with a mighty voyce thou cravest for thee
The hour-glass twice two times revers'd to bee,
Cinna, how great's thy taciturnitie!

Ad Quinctum, Epig. 9.

Nine ounces blear-ey'd Hylas would have payd
Now dusk he tenders half thy debt delayd:
Take his next offer: gain's occasion's short,
If he prove blinde, thou wilt have nothing for't.

De Basso, Epig. 10.

Bassus bought cloaks of the best Tyrian dy,
Forbear ten thousand pieces, gaind thereby:
But was his bargain so good cheap you'le say?
He took it upon trust, or stole't away.

Ad Priscum, Epig. 12.

Dost ask why I'de not marry a rich wife?
I'le not be subject in that double strife.
Let matrons to their heads inferior be
Else man and wife have no equalitie.

De Cinna, Epig. 19.

Cinna would seem to need,
And so he does indeed.

Ad Luciferum, Epig. 21.

Phosphor produce the day: why dost delay
Our joys? lo, Caesar comes, produce the day.
Rome begs it. What slow Chariot carryes thee?
What signe? that thy sweet rayes retarded bee?
[Page 73] Take Cyllaron from the Ledaean Star,
Castor himself will lend his Horse for war,
Why dost rein in the forward eager Sun?
Apollo's Courser with their harness on,
Aurora waites: but yet the spangled night
Will not give room to the more glorious light,
Diana longs to see the Ausonian king,
Come Caesar, though in night, thy presence bring:
For though the Stars their revolution stay,
Thee coming we shall never want a day.

Ad Caesarem Domitianum, Epig. 24.

If I in fear chance to petition thee,
If I'me not impudent, vouchsafe it mee.
If thou'lt not grant, daign to be askd in love,
Incense and Prayers ne're offended Jove.
'He that an Image frames in gold or stone,
'Makes not a god, he that kneels, makes it one.

In Oppianum, Epig. 25.

Oppiane thou only once didst come to see
Me very sick: I'le oftner visit thee.

Ad Gaurum, Epig. 27.

Gaurus he that doth gifts bestow
On thee both rich and old,
If thou art wise thou needs must know
Hee'd have thee dead and cold.

In pessimos Conjuges, Epig. 35.

When that yee are so like in life
An extream wicked man and wife,
I wonder how you live in strife.

Ad Priapum, Epig. 40.

No Guardian of a Garden, or vine bud,
But (my Priapus) of a mighty wood,
From whence th'art born, and again born mayst bee,
I charge thee keep all thievish hands from me.
Preserve thy Masters grove for firing too,
For if that faile, we shall finde wood in you.

Ad Faustinum, Epig. 41.

Sad Athenagoras us no presents sent
Which in the winter he did still present:
I'le see (Faustinus) if he be so sad,
I'm sure he me hath truly sorry made.

Ad Cestum Puerum, Epig. 46.

How sweet's thy vertue, and thy shape to us?
Cestus my Boy, chast as Hippolitus!
Diana's self may teach, and swim with thee,
More wish'd then Phrygus by old Cybele.
Thou mayst succeed Ganymede in his place,
And unsuspected Smug the Thund'rer's face.
O happy she shall climbe thy tender bed!
And make thee man first for a maiden head!

In variè se tondentem, Epig. 47.

Part of thy hair is shorn, part shaved to thee,
Part pull'd: who'le think it but one head to be.

De Aspro, Epig. 49.

Blinde Asper loves a lass that beauteous is,
Yet as it seems he loves more than he sees.

Ad Caesarem Domitianum, Epig. 54.

Though thou givest great boons oft, and wilt give more
O King of Kings, and thy self's Conquerour!
The people love thee not cause they partake
Thy Blessings: But thy Blessings for thy sake.

Ad Flaccum, Epig. 56.

When to our age times may subscribe of yore,
And Rome's encreased great with her Empe­rour,
Dost wonder Maro's fancy wanting is?
And none sound wars like that brave Trump of his?
Let patrons (Flaccus) Poets soon will bee,
Thy Country shall yield Ʋirgil unto thee.
When near Cremona Tytirus did weep
His wretched acres, and loss'd flock of sheep
The royal Tuscan smiled: Fell poverty
Repuls'd, and by command away to fly:
[Page 76] Bad him be rich, and best of Poets bee,
And cryed my sweet Alexis love with mee.
He that most amiable did waiting stand
Filling black falerne wine with snowy hand,
And tasted cups gave to his rosie lip,
Which might solicite Jove himselfe to sip.
Course Galatea from the Poet drops,
And Sun-burnt Thestilis in harvest crops.
Forthwith he fancied Rome, arms, and the Prince:
Which the poor Gnat mournd but a moment since.
What should I quote the Ʋari? Marsi? and
The glorious names of Poets rich in land?
Which to recfunt would be a tedious pain?
Shall I then be thy Virgil, if again
Thou wilt Maecenas bounty shew to mee?
I'le not thy Virgil, but thy Marsus bee.

De Picente, Epig. 57.

Old Picens had three teeth which from him come
As he sat coughing hard over his Tombe:
Which fragments he tooke up into his brest
Dropd from his mouth: Then laid his bones to rest.
Least that his Heire should not them safely s [...]e
Interr'd: He did himself the curtesie.

Ad Entellum, Epig. 68.

Oh that the famed Alcinous garden sees
May well prefer (Entellus) thine to his.
Least nipping winter peirce the purpl [...] grapes,
And on the Vines smart Frosts commit their rapes.
Thy vintage in a gem inclosed lyes,
And the Grape cover'd, not hid from our eyes.
So female shapes shine through their Tifanie,
And Pibbles in the waters numbred bee,
What would not nature free, to wit, im­part?
When winter's made an Autumn by thy art.

In Ʋacerram, Epig. 69.

Thou only dost admire old Poets past,
And praisest none but such have writ their last:
Hence I beseech (Ʋacerra) pardon mee,
Tis not worth perishing to humor thee.

Ad Liberum amicum, Epig. 77.

(Liber) thy friends sweet care! worthy to bee
Crownd with Rose-buds to all eternitie!
Art wise? still let thy hair with unguents flow!
While flowry garlands compasse in thy brow!
[Page 78] May thy clear glass with falerne wine black prove!
And thy soft bed growe warme with softer love!
A life thus led, though in its youth resign'd,
Is made much longer than it was design'd.

In Fabullum, Epig. 79.

When wrinckled Beldames thy familiars bee,
Or filthy Bauds, or worse if ought you see,
When these compagnions thou dost leade a­long
Through every Feast with thee, and walke, and throng,
(Fabulla) thus compared we needs must say
Th' art handsome and dost bear the bell a­way.

Lib. 9.

Ad Domitianum, Epig. 4.

IF thou shouldst challenge what is due to thee
From heaven, and its creditor wouldst bee;
If publique sale should be cryed through the sphaeres,
And th' gods sell all to satisfy arrears,
Atlas will banq'rrupt prove, nor one ounce bee
Reserved for Jupiter to treat with thee.
What canst thou for the Capitol receive?
Or for the honour of the Laurel-wreath?
Or what will Juno give thee for her shrine?
Pallas I pass, she waits on thee and thine.
Alcides, Phaebus, Pollux I slip by
And Flavia's Temple neighb'ring on the sky.
Caesar thou must forbear, and trust the heaven:
Jove's Chest has not enough to make all e­ven.

In Aeschylum, Epig. 5.

When for two guilders Galla thou might'st swive,
And more then so if thou it double give:
Aeschylus why did she take ten of thee?
The feate's not worth it: what? the secresie.

In Paullam, Epig. 6.

Paulla thou very fain wouldst Priscus wed,
I wonder not, tis witty so to doe:
But Priscus will not medle with thy bed,
And therein he is full as witty too.

In amicum Caenipetam, Epig. 15.

Dost think this man whom thy Feast makes thy freind
A heart of faithfull friendship can pretend?
He loves thy brawn thy oysters, but not thee,
Let me sup so, he shall be friend to mee.

In Afrum, Epig. 26.

As oft as we thy Hyllus doe behold
Filling thy wine, thy browes doe seem to scold,
What crime is't, I would know to view thy Boy?
We look upon the gods, the stars, the day,
Shall I fling back as when a Gorgon lyes
Steep'd in the cup? and hide my face and eyes?
[Page 81] Great Hercules was feirce in crueltie
Yet we might see his pretty Hylas free:
Nor would great Jove have ought in wrath to say
If Mercury with Ganimede did play.
(Afer) if then we must not view thy loose
Soft ministers that serve thee in thy house,
Invite such men as Phineas to bee
Thy guests or Oedipus that nere could see.

Epitaphium Latini, Epig. 29.

The stage his sweet renown, the fame
Of playes, Latinus known by name,
I here lye seiz'd in deaths cold night,
Thy great applause, thy delight.
I that could make strict Cato be
My joy'd spectator, and at mee
The Curii and Fabricii smile
And loose their gravity the while.
But yet my life nere bore away▪
Ought from the theatre or play,
I only there did act my part
Not out of nature, but by art.
Nor could I to great Caesar bee
Grateful without my vanitie.
Yet Deifi'd Domitian might
See that my inward parts were right.
But ye may call me at your will
A Parasite of Phoebus still,
[Page 82] While Rome may know me rais'd above
Into the family of Jove.

Qualem velit amicam, Epig. 33.

I love a Lasse that's apt, and plain doth goe,
And with my Boy hath had a bout or t [...]o.
And her that two-pence makes her mine all ore,
And being one can tugg with▪half a Score,
Shee that asks pay, and in bigg straines doth ball,
Let her bee drudg to thickskinn'd Burdigal.

In Ponticum. Epig. 42.

(Ponticus) Cause thou ne're doth swive,
But some by-lusts contentment give,
And thy more conscious hands supply
The service of thy venery:
Dost think that this is no offence?
(Believe it) it's damn'd excellence
Is of so foule and high a weight
Thou can'st not reach it in conceipt.
Horace but once did doe the feat
That he three glorious twins might get,
Mars and chast Ilia once did joyn
That Rome's great founders they might coyn.
All had been loss'd, had either's list,
Spent his foule pleasure in his fist.
When thus then thou shalt tempted bee
Think that Dame nature cryes to thee,
[Page 83] That which thy fingers doe destroy
O Ponticus it is a Boy.

In Gaurum. Epig. 51.

Gaurus approves my wit but slenderly,
Cause I write verse that please for brevity.
But he in twenty volumes drives a trade
Of Priam's warrs. O hee's a mighty blade!
We give an Elegant young pregnant birth,
He makes a dirty Gyant all of earth.

In Mamurram. Epig. 60.

Mamurra, long and much stalk'd up and down
The stalls, where all the goods are sold in Rome,
Beholds the boyes, and with them feeds his eyes,
Nere prostitute from their first cottages,
Such whom the Cages kept in secresie,
Close from my cronies and the peoples eye,
Thence ful, he calls for the round tables down,
And t' have the high placed Ivory open showne,
And measuring the Tortoise beds thrice ore,
As too small for his Cypress groaned sore.
Then smells if purely Corinth the brass scent,
And Delian statues give him no content.
Complains the crystalls mix'd with Courser glass.
Marks myrrhine Cupps, and ten aside doth place,
[Page 84] Cheapens old baskets and if any were
Wrought cups by noble Mentur's cunning there,
And numbers the green Em'ralds layd in gold,
Or any from the eares that take their hold,
Then seeks true gems in table boards most nice.
And of rich pretious Jaspers asks the price.
Tyred and departing when the eleventh houre come,
He bought two farthing cupps, and carr'd them home.

In Aeschylum, Epig. 68.

I enjoyd a buxsom lass all night with mee,
Which none could overcome in venerie.
Thousand wayes tyred, I askd that childish thing,
Which she did grant at the first motioning,
Blushing and laughing I a worse besought,
Which she most loose vouchsafed as quick as thought.
Yet she was pure, but if she deale with you
Shee'l not be so, and thou shalt pay dear too.

In Caecilianum, Epig. 71.

O times! ô manners! Tully cry'd of old
When Cat [...]line his curs'd plot did unfold,
When Caesar and great Pompey took the field,
And civill war with blood the ground did guild.
[Page 85] Why dost thou cry ô times, ô manners now?
What doth displease (Caecilian) what cramps you?
There's not contest of Princes, no swords rage▪
But peace and gladness all the world asswage▪
'Tis not our guilt makes the times bad to thee,
'Thy own (Caecilian) force them such to bee.

In Sutorem, Epig. 74.

O thou whose teeth were wont to reach old hides,
And gnaw base rotten soles with dirty sides,
Thou hast thy Patron's lands now in th [...] grave,
In which I vexe that thou a crib shouldst have,
And drunk dost break the christals with burn wine,
And frigst thy late Lord's Boy as he were th [...]ne.
With letters my sad Parents fooled mee,
O learning, what have I to doe with thee?
Thalia burn thy Books, and thy quills too▪
If Coblers get such boons from an old shooe.

De effigie Camoni, Epig. 77.

This which you see is my Camonus face,
Such his young looks, such his first beauty was▪
[Page 86] Thy countenance grew stronger twice ten years
Till a beard cream'd his cheeks with downy haires.
The offer'd Purple once his shoulders spread,
But one of the three Sisters wish'd him dead,
And thence his hast'ned thred of life did cut,
Which to his Father in a sad Urne put
Came from his absent pile: but least alone
This Picture should present his beauty gone,
His Image yet more sweetly drawn shall be
In never dying papers writ by mee.

De Gellia, Epig. 81.

An old rich wife starv'd Gellius bare and poore
D [...]d wed: So she cramm'd him and he cram'd her.

Ad Auctum, Epig. 82.

My readers and my hearers like my Books,
But a quaint Poet sayes th' are not done cleare:
I care not much for pleasing of the Cooks,
If that my guests affect my slender cheare.

In Munnam, Epig. 83.

Th' Astrologer fore-told of thee,
That thou shouldst perish suddenlie;
Nor (Munna) doe I think he told a lye;
For thou for fear least there should bee
[Page 87] Ought left for thy posteritie,
Hast wasted all thy wealth in luxurie,
Thy brace of millions in one year was spent,
Was not this perishing incontinent?

Ad Rufum, Epig. 89.

While thou didst seek mylove, thou senst mee some
Presents, but now thou hast it no gifts come.
That thou mayst hold mee (Rufus) still bee free
Least th' ill fed Bore break from his fra [...] and flie.

Domitiano Adulatorium, Epig. 92.

If that a diverse invitation came
At once in Jove's and in great Caesar's name,
Though that the Stars were near, Rome more remote,
The gods in answer should have this my vote,
Go seek an other that Jove's guest would bee,
My Jupiter on Earth hath fett'red mee.

Lib. 10.

Liber ad Lectorem, Epig. 1.

IF I seem of a tedious length to thee,
Read but a few, I will a manual be,
M [...] Page in three or four short lines shall cease,
[...] mee as brief as may thy fancy please.

Ad eundem, Epig. 2.

My tenth Book's care once hast'ned from my hand
Is now revok'd againe to be new scann'd,
Part hath been publick, but they new smooth'd are,
O favour both, the last's the greater share.
Reader, these riches when Rome gave to mee,
Shee said no greater we can give to thee.
By these thou shalt escape oblivion,
And live in thy best part when thou art gone.
The Fig-tree may Messala's Marble weare,
And base Mule-drivers Crispus Statues jeare,
No theft can papers hurt, no age thrust by,
These Monuments alone can never dye.

In maledicum Poetam, Epig. 5.

Who so by impious verse in all the Towne
Scandals the Senators or Matrons gown,
Which rather ought be worshipp'd: Let him bee
Bannish'd through all the seats of beggerie.
And let him from the Dogs bespeak their meat▪
Be his December long, his winter wet,
Let his shut Vault prolong the frost most sad,
And let him cry such happy that are dead
On hellish-bedsteads carried to their grave,
And when his last threds their fulfilling have,
And the slow day shall come, ô let him see
Himself the strife of Dogs, and his limbes bee
The prey of ravenous Birds, nor let his pains
End in the simple crack of his heart's veins,
But feeling the strict doom of Aeacus,
One while let him relieve old Sisyphus,
Then scortch in Tantalus his dry desire,
And all the fables of the Poets tyre,
And when the truth the Furies shall demand,
May his false conscience cry this was the hand.

De Paulla, Epig. 8.

Paulla thou needs would'st marry mee
When thou art old and tough:
[Page 90] I cannot: yet I'de venture thee
Wert thou but old enough.

In Calliodorem, Epig. 11.

(Calliodore) there's no other talk with thee
But Theseus and Perithous: And would'st bee
Conceiv'd like Pylades. But let mee dye
If thou deserv'st to hold a Mallet by
To Pylades, or feed Perithous Swine,
Yet thou sayst thou hast serv'd some friends of thine
With twice five Millions, and a Coat thrice wore,
What? as if sweet Orestes gave no more
At any time to his dear friend? why hee
That giveth much, not all, doth more denie.

Ad Crispum, Epig. 14.

Crispus thou say'st thou art best friend to mee,
But how you'le make it good I ask let's see?
When I desired ten pieces, 'twas denyed,
Though that thy Chest could not thy coyne bestride,
When didst thou send me one peck of bean meale?
When thou didst reap thy fields by fruitfull Nile?
In winter frosts when did a short Coat come?
Or one half pound of silver in a sum?
[Page 91] I see not how thou my familiar art,
But that before me thou art wont to fart.

In Cajum▪ Epig. 16.

(Cajus) if promises be all thy gifts,
I'le overcome thee in thy bounteous shifts.
Take all th' sturian Digs in Spanish fields,
And all the Ore that golden Tagus yields,
What ere the Indian finds in the Sea weed,
And what the Phaenix in her Nest hath hid,
Take all great Tyros cloath of richest dy,
Take all men have: O how thy gifts doe fly!

De M. Antonio, Epig. 23.

Happy Antonius in a pleasant age
Hath seen fifteen Olympiads on Earth's stage:
Looks back on his pass'd dayes and safer years
With joy, nor at his near grave shrinks or fears.
No day's ingrate or sad to think upon,
Nor doth he blush to mention any gone,
A good man doubles his life's date: For hee
Lives twice, that can his age with comfort see.

In Calliodorum, Epig. 31.

Thou for three hund'red pence thy man didst sell,
(Callidore) that thou might'st but once sup well.
Nor didst that neither: For afour pound fish
Was the crown of thy feast, and thy chief dish,
Pase wretch this is not fish we justly can
Exclaim, tis man, thou dost devoure a man.

De Imagine M. Antonio ad Caeditianum, Epig. 32.

This draught adorn'd with Rose-buds which you see,
Whose Picture is't (Caeditian) ask'st thou mee?
Such was Mark Antoni in his prime years,
When old such was his unchanged look and hairs,
O would that Art his minde and parts could draw,
A fairer portraicture earth never saw!

In Lesbiam, Epig. 39.

Lesbia why dost thou swear
That thou wast born that year
When Brutus was made Consull? tis a lye.
Thy Mother brought thee forth her womb
When Numa reigned first in Rome,
[Page 93] And so again thou dost the truth deny.
For thy long dated ages seem to say
Thou wast produced from Prometheus clay.

Ad Philerotem, Epig. 43.

Thy seaventh wife now lyes buried in the field,
Thy ground more gain than any mans doth yield.

Ad Julium Martialem, Epig. 47.

Most pleasant Martial these are they
That make the happyer life and day,
Means not sweat for, but resign'd,
Fire without end, fields still in kinde,
No strife, no office, inward peace,
Free strength, a body sans disease,
A prudent plainesse, equal friends,
Cheap Cates, not scraped from the world's ends,
A night not drown'd, but free from care,
Sheets never sad, and yet chast are,
Sleep that makes short the shades of night,
Art such thou would'st be, if there might
A choice be offer'd, nor dost fear
Nor wish thy last dayes exit here.

Epitaphium nobilis Matronae, Epig. 63.

Behold these little Marble stones
Which veile not to those mighty ones
[Page 94] Of Caesar, nor the Carian pride:
Terentus twice my life hath try'd,
And twas sincere to my last end.
Five Boyes great Juno did me sen d,
And just as many Girles as those
Whose hands my dying eyes did close.
And this rare glory happ'ned more to mee,
One prick was privy to my chastitie.

Epitaphium vetulae. Epig. 67.

Here Pyrrha's Daughter, Nestor's Mother in Law,
Whom youthful Noibe in gray hairs saw,
Whom old Laertes did his Beldame name,
Great Priam's Nurse, Thyestes wive's grandam,
Surviver to all nine lived Dawes are gone,
Old [...]lotia with her bald Melanthion
Lyes itching here at last under this stone.

De Phillide, Epig. 81.

Two men betimes came Phillida to swive,
And strove which of them first the feat should doe,
She promised both, to both her self to give,
Did it, one stole her gown, th' other her shooe.

Ad Caecilianum, Epig. 84.

Dost wonder Afer cannot sleep? dost see
What a sweet faced companion hath hee?

In Ligellam, Epig. 90.

Why dost thou reach thy Merkin now half dust?
Why dost provoke the ashes of thy lust?
Girles such lasciviousnesse doth best beseem,
For thou art pass'd old woman in esteem.
That trick (Ligella) suites not, credit mee,
With Hecuba, but young Andromache.
Thou err'st, if this a C—thou dar'st to call
To which no Prick doth now belong at all,
If thou cann'st blush Ligella, be afear'd
To pull a deceas'd Lyon by the beard.

De Numa, Epig. 97.

While they the Funeral charge prepare
Which in the paper piles placed are,
And Numa's weeping wife now buyes
Sweet perfumes for his Obsequies,
His Grave and Beere being ready made,
And one to wash his body dead,
And me left Heire by his own Pen,
Pox on him! he grew well agen.

Lib. 11.

Ad Lectores, Epig. 2.

SAd looks, and rigid Cato's stricter brow,
And course Fabricius Daughter from the plough,
Disguised pride, manners by rule put on,
And what we are not in the dark, begon.
My verses Iô Saturnalia cry,
And (Nerva) under thee 'tis liberty.

De suis Libellis, Epig. 4.

My lines are not alone delighted here,
Nor doe I spend them on the idle eare,
But by the sowre Centurion they are lost
Under his ensignes in the Getick frost.
And Brittain's said my verse to sing: But what
Can thence accrew? my purse ne're hears of that.
What never dying Papers could I write?
And glorious wars in a rich strain Indite!
[Page 97] Should Heaven Augustus once again revive,
And Rome to me a sweet Maecenas give!

Ad Romam, Epig. 7.

In Sythe-crown'd Saturn's Feasts, wherein
The box of Dice doth reign as King,
All-cover'd Rome thou dost permit
Me now to sport my fluent wit,
So I suppose, for thou did'st smile,
Thence we are not forbid the while.
Ye pallid cares far hence begon,
I'le speak what ere I think upon,
Sans any studied delay,
So fill me out three cups my Boy,
Such as Pithagoras did give
To Nero when he here did live,
But (Dindymus) fill faster too,
For sober I can nothing doe.
When I am drunck up to the height
Full fifteen Poets seize me streight.
Now give me kisses, such as were
Catullus his and if they are
So numerous as his are said to bee,
I will Catullus Sparrow give to thee.

Epitaphium Paridis, Epig. 14.

Thou that beat'st the Flaminian way
Passe not this Noble Tombe but stay,
Here Rome's delight, and Nile's salt treasure,
Art, Graces, Sport, and sweetest Pleasure,
[Page 98] The grief and glory of the Stage,
And all the Cupids of the Age,
And all the Ʋenusses lye here
Interr'd in Paris Sepulcher.

De Libro suo, Epig. 16.

I have such papers that grim Cato's wife
May read, and strictest Sabines in their life.
I will this Book should laugh throughout and jest,
And be more wicked than are all the rest,
And sweat with wine, and with rich unguents flow,
And sport with Boyes, and with the wenches too;
Nor by Periphrasis describe that thing
That common Parent whence we all doe spring;
Which Sacred Numa once a Prick did call.
Yet still suppose these verses Saturnal.
(O my Apollinaris) this my book
Has no dissembled manners, no feign'd look.

Ad Lupum, Epig. 19.

(Lupus) thou gavest a Farm in Rome to mee,
A larger through my loop-hole I can see,
But canst thou this a Living call or prove?
Which one poor sprig of Rue shades like a Grove?
[Page 99] Which one sly Grashopper's wing hides all ore?
And which an Ant can in a day devoure?
Which with a Rose-leaf may be crown'd,
In which a larger herb cannot be found
Than a small Pepper-blade that's newly sprung?
In which a Cucumer can't lye along?
Nor Serpent safely dwell unlesse half seen?
The Garden scarce a Cancker-worm can dine,
The wood consumed it starves a single Moth,
A Mole's my laborer and Plough-man both,
A Mushroom cannot blow in't, nor a Rush
Smile, nor sweet Violets their heads forth push.
A Mouse layes wast the bounds by the Farmer more
Is fear'd than was the Caladonia [...] Bore.
The Herbage in a Swallow's foot at best
Is carryed at a burden to her Nest.
Nor can Priapus when hee's but half man'd
Without a prick or sickle in it stand.
The gathered Crop will scarce a Snails house fill,
The Vintage may be housed in a Nut-shell.
(Lupus) thou err'dst but in a *single letter,
For when thou gavest mee this thou hadst done better
To have invited mee—to dine with thee.

In Gallam, Epig. 20.

Galla dost ask why thee I will not take
In marriage bonds to joyn with mee?
Thou art too eloquent I see.
My Prick doth oft a Solaecisme make.

In Paediconem masturbantem, Epig. 23.

Cause thou dost kisse thy Boyes soft lips with thy
Rough chin, and with strip'd Ganimede dost lye,
Who does deny thee this? tis well. At least
Frig not thy self with thy lascivious fist,
This in light toyes more than the Prick of­fends,
Their fingers hasten and the man up sends,
Hence Goatish rancknesse, suddain hairs, a beard
Springs forth to wondring Mothers much ad­mired.
Nor doe they please by day when in the Bath
They wash their skins. Nature divided hath
The males: Half to the Girles born to be shown,
The other half to men: Use then thy own.

In Silam, Epig. 24.

Sila's prepared to marry mee
On any score what ere it bee.
But I shall put by Sila still;
Be the condition what it will.
Yet when she needs would fasten hold
Give me cryd I in ready gold
Ten hundred thousand sesterties
In dowry: For what can be less?
Nor will I swive thee though it bee
Our very first nights jollitie.
Nor shall my Couch or Pallat lye
In common both to thee and I.
And when my Hand-maid I embrace
Thou shalt not dare to make a face.
But if thine too I doe command
She shall be sent me out of hand.
My wanton Boy my lips most sweet
Shall smack though thou art by to see't.
It makes no matters whether he
My Boy or else thy Eunuch bee.
And when thou dost to supper come
Thou shall sit in a distant room:
That my Mantle take no smutch
From thy courser garments touch.
And when thy kisses I receive
It shall be seldom and with leave.
Not as a wife, but cold as shee
That may my rivel'd Grandame bee.
[Page 102] If thou canst bear such things as these,
And nought refuse that I shall please;
Sila thou suddainly shalt finde
A man to satisfy thy minde.

Ad Phillidem, Epig. 30.

When thou beginst to raise
By thy old hand and wayes
My languishing desire to force it come
Phillis I'me tortured with thy active thumb.
For when thou call'st me thy
Dear life, thy pretty eye,
Me thinks I scarcely am wound up by thee
In ten houres to the height of Venerie.
Thou knowst not the true flatterie:
Say but once thou wilt give to mee
A hundred thousand sesterties in hand,
So many Acres of Campanian land,
A House, and Boyes, and Wine that's old,
Tables, and Cups border'd with gold:
No fingers then will needful be to thee,
Thus Phillis rub me up, thus tickle mee.

In Nestorem, Epig. 33.

When thou hast neither Coat, nor Fire, nor Bed
That's eat with Wormes, nor Mat with Sedg patch'd up,
[Page 103] Nor Boy, nor Man, nor Maid, nor infant head,
Nor Lock with thee, nor Key, nor Dog, nor Cup.
Yet thou affectest to be call'd and seem
Poor, and to have a popular esteem.
Thou lyest: Thou soothst thy self with va­nity,
(Nester) this is not want, but beggery.

Ad Fabullam, Epig. 36.

Fabullus when thou dost invite
Three hundred Strangers to my sight,
Dost wonder? and complain? and chide?
When thus unknown accompanied?
Though call'd I doe not forthwith wait on thee?
Me thinks I sup alone, and am not free.

In Ʋxorem, Epig. 44.

Caught with my Boyes, at me my wife the Froe
Scolds, and cryes out she hath an ars-hole too.
How oft hath Juno thus reprov'd loose Jove?
Yet he with Ganimede doth act his love.
Hercules bent his Boy, layd-by his Bow,
Though Megara had hanches too we know.
Phaebus was tortured by the flying Wench,
Yet the Oebalian Lad those flames did quench.
Though much denyed Briseis from him lay
Achilles with Patroclus yet did play.
[Page 104] Give not male names then to such things as thine,
But think thou hast two Twats ô wife of mine.

Ad senem Orbum, Epig. 45.

Th' art blinde, and rich and under Brutus bore,
And dost thou think true friendship now to have?
Tis true: But such thou hadst when young and poor,
He that comes now, desires thee in thy Grave.

In Phillida, Epig. 50.

There's not an houre thou dost not plunder mee
When thou perceiv'st me mad with love of thee,
Phillis thou thiev'st with such calliditie.
One while thy cheating Maid weeps for the loss
Of some rich Gem, Earing, or Looking-glasse,
Which from her hand or eare did slip or passe.
Then the Silk-gowns are stolen away shee'le fain.
To be recovered at my charge and pain,
[Page 105] Or else some Sweet-box must be fill'd again.
Another while there is an appetite
To a rich Jug of falerne wine that's right
To expiate the terrors of the night▪
Another while a great Jack I must buy,
Or else a two pound Barble: some sweet shee
Bespeaks a supper at thy cost with thee.
Blush then at last, and Phillis let there bee
A just respect of truth and equitie,
I grudg thee nothing: Nought deny to mee.

In Cheraemonem, Epig. 57.

Stoick Cheraemon cause that thou
Canst cry up death I know not how
Thou would'st have me this thy fortitude ad­mire:
Some broken Pitcher bred in thee
This seeming piece of gallantrie,
Or else some frozen Chimney without Fire;
A noysom Worm, or Coverlid,
Or Side-piece of thy naked Bed,
Or a short Coat worn by thee day and night,
O what a mighty Man thou'lt seem
That canst the Dregs of sower red Wine,
And thatch, and poor course black bread dare to slight!
[Page 106] But yet suppose thy Couch should bee
Stuft with Leuconick wooll for thee,
And Purple Vallions should thy Bed attire,
And that thy Boy with thee should sleep,
Which fill'd rich Wine with rosy lip
And set thy love-inflamed guests on fire?
O how wouldst thou then wish to see
Thrice Nestor's years fullfill'd in thee?
And not a minute of a day loss'd have?
To slight a life in miserie
Is nothing: But he that can bee
Contentedly distress'd is truly brave.

De Lesbia, Epig. 63.

Lesbia swears she doth never gratis sport,
Tis true: For when shee's swived she payes well for't.

In Ʋacerram, Epig. 67.

Th' art both a Pick-thank, and Detractor,
A cunning Cheater, and a Factor,
A Lick-twat, and a Fencer too,
I wonder much (Ʋacerra) how now?
With all these trades thou canst want mony

In Maronem, Epig. 68.

Maro you'le give mee nothing while you live
But after death you cry then then you'le give:
If thou art not indeed turn'd arrant Ass,
Thou know'st what I desire to come to pass.

De Laeda, Epig. 72.

Laeda complain'd to her old man that shee
Was choak'd up in her womb, and swived must bee.
But weeps and whines her health's not so much worth,
And rather choose to dye than thus hold forth.
The poor Man begs her live, her youth run on▪
And what he could not suffers to be done.
Hence male Phisitians come, and female fly,
Up goes her heels: O mighty remedy!

Ad Paetum, Epig. 77.

Paetus thou took'st ten sesterties from mee
Cause Bucco loos'd two hundred due to thee,
May others crimes I pray nere hurt me! when
Two hundred thou canst loose, why not my ten?

Ad Paetum, Epig. 80.

By ten of clock cause we came but a mile
We are accused of tedious sloth the while:
Tis not the way's, nor mine, the fault's in thee
Paetus, that sent'st thy drowsy Mules for mee.

De Spadone & Sene, Epig. 82.

An Eunuch and an old man strove to lye
With Aegle, but twixt both she still lay dry,
One wanted meanes the other strength to frig,
So either's labor itbh'd without a Jig.
To Ʋenus then for them and her shee groans,
To give the one his youth, th' other his stones.

Ad Sosibianum, Epig. 84.

Sosibian no man dwells with thee
Under thy roofe gratis or free,
Unlesse hee's rich or in an Orphans state,
No House is let out at a dearer rate.

In Parthenopaeum, Epig. 87.

That thy Doctor may asswage
Thy Jawes whose cough doth seem to rage
Daily (Parthenopaeus) hee
Commands that they shall give to thee
Life-honny, Kernels, and sweet Cakes,
That every Boy unbidden takes.
But day by day thy cough growes more on thee,
This is no cough (I fear) tis Gluttonie.

Epitaphium Canaces, Epig. 92.

Sweet Canace lyes buryed in this Tombe,
On whom the seaventh Winter just hath come.
[Page 109] O mischief! Traveler why dost hast to weep?
We must not mourn life shortness now a sleep
This kinde of death was worse than death: Her face
The Pox consumed, and spoyl'd its tender grace,
Those cruel plagues her kisses eate and have,
Nor were her lips brought whole to the black Grave.
If the hard Fates could not admit of stay,
Me thinks they might have come some milder way,
But death made hast her pretty tongue to seize,
Least her sweet wo [...]ds should meet the De­stinies.

In Zoilum, Epig. 93.

Zoilus he lyed that call'd thee vicious Elf,
Thou art not vicious, but Vice it self.

De Theodoro, Epig. 94.

A fire consumed the Poet's trump [...]rie:
Apollo can this please the nine and thee?
O the great crime of Heaven! ô sad disaster!
Because the House was burnt and not the Ma­ster!

In Thelesillam, Epig. 98.

I can swive four times in a night: But thee
Once in four years I cannot occupie.

Ad Flaccum, Epig. 101

Flaccus I would not have a Wench so thin
Whose armes my litle Rings can compass in.
Whose buttock bones would shave, and knee prick harsh,
That wears th' Saws in her loyns, Spears in her arss.
Nor would I one that's of a thousand weight,
I'de have some flesh but not all glory fat,

In Lydiam, Epig. 103.

Lydia he lyed not that reported has
Thou hast a handsom skin but not a face,
Tis so whiles silent, and whiles mute you lye,
Like Pictures wrought in Wax or Tapestry.
But when thou speakst thy skin its grace doth loose,
And no tongue more than thine doth thee a­buse.
Beware least th' Officer thee hear and take,
Tis monstrous when an Image goes to speak.

Ad Sophronium, Epig. 104.

Th' hast so much shamefastness and honestie
I wonder how a Father thou couldst bee.

In Ʋxorem, Epig. 105.

Sweet heart begon: Or use our wayes with us,
I am no Curius, Numa, Tatius.
Nights spent in pleasant Cups best please my sense,
Thou to drink water cann'st rise and dispence.
Thou joy'st in darkness, I by light to sport,
Or else by day to loose my Breeches for't.
Swathes or Coats cover thee, or obscure stuff,
No Wench to me can lye displayd enough.
Such kisses please like Doves that are a billing,
Thou smackst me like thy Grandam so un­willing,
Nor towards the work dost voyce or motion bring,
Nor hand: But makest it as some Offering.
The Phrygian Boyes in secret spent their Seed
As oft as Hector's wife rid on his Steed,
Whiles her Sire slept, Penelope though chast
Was wont to play her hand below her wast.
Thou'lt not be buggerd: Although Gracchus wife
Pompey's and others did it without strife.
[Page 112] And when the Boy not present was tis said
To fill Wine: Juno was Jove's Ganimede.
If gravity by day doth thee delight,
Lucretia be: I'le have thee Lais by night.

Ad Lectorem, Epig. 109.

Though thou mayst justly vex at this long Book,
Yet for some further distichs thou dost look,
But Lupus for his use doth call,
And School-boyes for their dinner ball,
Then let me goe: Thou holdst thy peace: but tell
(Reader) dost thou dissemble too? farwel.

Lib. 12.

De Ligeia, Epig. 7.

IF by thy hairs thy age be to be told,
Ligeia by thy crown th' art three years old.

De Africano, Epig. 10.

African has a thousand pound in store,
Yet he desires, and hunts, and rakes for more:
Fortune hath overmuch bestow'd on some;
But plenary content to none doth come.

In Posthumum Epig. 12.

Whiles in loose Cups thou top'st the night a­way,
Then thou wilt promise any thing to doe,
But nothing wilt performe on the next day,
Pray (Posthumus) drink in the morning too.

Ad Auctum, Epig. 13.

Anger's a kinde of gain that rich men know:
It costs them less to hate then to bestow.

Adulatorium Caesari, Epig. 15.

Whatever shined in the Parrhasian Hall
Is to our eyes and to our gods given all,
[Page 114] Jupiter stands and wonders to behold
Himself in Scythian flames of sparckling gold;
Great Caesar's pleasant pride, and vast expence.
These Cups may suit with Jove's magnifi­cence,
Such as may well become the Phrygian Boy,
Now all with Jove are rich and clad with joy.
It shames it shames me to confess of yore
How all of us with Jove were very poor.

In Lentinum, Epig. 17.

Lentinus why dost thou complain and groan
That all this while thine Ague is not gone?
Hee's carried in a Chair, and bath'd with thee,
Eates Mushrooms, Oysters, Sow's paps, and Brawn free,
Oft fox'd with Setine, oft with Falerne Wine,
Nor Caecube drinks without its Snow to joyn,
Lyes compass'd in with Rose-buds, black with sweets,
In a rich purple Bed, soft Down, fine Sheets.
When he doth live so well so brave with thee,
Wouldst have thy Ague to poor Dama flie?

In Thelesinum, Epig. 25.

When money without pledg I ask of thee,
I have it not thou soon replyst to mee.
Yet thou the same man if my field or land
Will but pass for me, hast it out of hand.
[Page 115] When to thy friend thou wilt not credit give,
Thou cann'st my little hils and trees believe.
Lo, thou art to be banish'd: Come field pre­thee,
Wouldst have me now? No, let my field go with thee.

Ad Julium Martialem, Epig. 34.

Julius 'twas foure and thirty year,
That thou and I together were.
Sweeter dayes were mix'd with soure,
But yet the pleasanter were more.
And if we should divide the time
with a diverse coloured line,
The white would over-vie the black.
If thou wouldst shun the bitter smack,
And stinging tortures of the mind,
No man to thee too much bind,
Or too much in thy friend believe:
Thou shalt joy less, and lesse shalt grieve.

In Pontilianum, Epig. 40.

When thou dost lye, I seemingly believe,
When thou repeatst bad verse, my praise I give,
When thou dost sing (Pontilian) I sing out,
And when thou dost carouse, I drink about,
When thou dost fart, I grunt too in conceipt,
And when thou playst at Chesse, I am still beat.
[Page 116] Yet thou dost give nothing: dead, you cry
I shall be heir: I care not, prethee dye.

In Tuccam, Epig. 41.

Tis not sufficient that thou drunk hast been,
But thou desirest so to be call'd and seen.

Ad [...]haebum, Epig. 45.

Thou that with Leather cap hast covered
The naked Temples of thy hair st [...]ippd head,
How elegantly did he sport and plod,
(Phaebus) that verified thy head was shod.

In habentem varios Mores, Epig. 47.

Thou the same man hard, soft, sweet, bitter art,
Nor can I live with thee, nor yet apart.

In Lautum Invitatorem, Epig. 48.

If Brawn and Mushrooms thou servst up as vile,
As though I wish'd them not, know tis my will.
If thou conceiv'st me wealthy, and wouldst bee
My Heir for five bare Oysters, farwel thee.
But yet thy supper's rich, most rich, yet there
To day, to morrow, streight nought will ap­peare,
[Page 117] That thy unhappy Maide's base broom know may,
Or Dog, or house of Office by the way.
Of Ba [...]bles, Hares, and Sow's paps this the end,
A pale sulpherous look, and gowty friend.
Domitian's Feast's not so much worth to me,
Nor Jove's, nor can the high Priest's junckets bee.
Upon this score should Jove bring Nectar here,
It were as dead Wine, or Crab-vineger.
Some other guests go seek Sir to your meat,
Whom the vast kingdoms of thy chear may cheat.
My friend to some short Steaks may me invite,
I like that Supper which I can requite.

In habentem amaenas aedes, Epig. 50.

Thou hast bay Groves, plain, and high Cy­press Trees,
And Baths for more than one man's privacies.
Thy lofty Porch on hundred Pillars joynes,
And the spurn'd Onix under thy feet shines.
The flying hoofs the dusty race rejoyce,
And falls of water each where make a noyse,
Thy Courts stretch wide: But yet no place we smell
To sup, or sleep. How well thou dost not dwell!

De Fabullo, Epig. 51.

Why (Aullus) dost thou wonder that
Fabullus is so oft snapt by deceipt?
I'le give thee satisfaction streight,
A good man's still an undergraduate.

Ad Semproniam, Epig. 52.

He that his brows deck'd with the Muses crowne
Whose voyce to guilty men no less was known
Sempronia here thy Rufus, here is layd.
Whose dust even with thy love still drives a trade,
'Mongst the blest shades thy story he doth bear,
And Helen's self thy rape admires to hear,
Thou better from thy spoyler didst returne,
She though redeem'd did after Troy still burn.
Menalaus laughs and hears the Ilian loves,
Thy rape old Paris guilt forgives, removes.
And when thee those blessed mansions shall re ceive,
No shade greater acquaintance there shall have.
Proserpine loves although she cannot see
Such rapes, that love shall make her kinde to thee.

In Avarum, Epig. 53.

When thou hast so much coyn and wealth with thee
That seldom Cittizens or Fathers see.
Yet are not liberal, but thy heaps hangst ore
Like the great Dragon, whom the Bards of yore
Feign'd to be keeper of the Scythian Grove,
But the base cause of this thy Muck-worm love,
Thou brag'st and dost pretend thy Son to bee:
Why dost delude us with this foolerie
As though we Blocks or Idiots had bin?
Thou wast a Father ever to this sin.

In Zoilum, Epig. 54.

Red haird, black faced, club-footed, and blear-eyed,
Zoilus tis much if thou art good beside.

In Polycarmum, Epig. 56

Thou ten times in a year art sick or more.
This is not thine (my friend) but tis our sore.
No sooner well but for thy gifts dost call.
Blush: Prethee once be sick for good and all.

Ad suum Natalem, Epig. 60.

Dear son of Mars, wherein I first did see
Great Phaebus rosie-glittering Dietie.
[Page 120] If Countrey worship, and green Altars may
Displease, cause I at Rome observ'd thy day?
Pardon, if there thy Calends slighted bee,
And on my Birth-day if I would live free.

De Ligurra, Epig. 62.

Ligurra thou dost fear that I
Verses, and quick sharp Poetry
Would spend upon thee, and desirest to bee
Thought worthy of that fear conceiv'd on mee,
But thou in vain dost tremble and desire,
On Bulls the Lybian Lyons their strength tyre,
But are not troublesom to Butter flies:
Seek then, if thou dost wish thy name should rise,
Some poor Pot-poet of the sooty Vault,
That with a course Coale, or some putrid Chaulk
Writes verses, which are read upon Close­stooles,
Thy head shall nere be raised with my tools.

De Phillede, Epig. 66.

When beauteous Phillis to me all the night,
Had gave her [...]elf in all garbes of delight,
And in the morning I began to sound
What gift were best, of Cosmus sweets a pound,
[Page 121] Or Niceros his Unguents, or of fine
Rich Spanish Wooll eight pound, or Caesar's coyn
Ten yellow boyes: My neck embraced shee,
And with as long a kisse alluring mee
As marriages of Doves are making up,
Phillis desired nought else but a merry Cup.

Ad Clientes, Epig. 69.

Thou early Client that didst cause mee fly
The Citty, some ambitious Courts imply,
I am no Lawyer, nor ordaind for strife,
But slow, and old, and of a quiet life.
Rest, and sweet sleep delight me: Which great Rome
Denyed: If I must watch here too, I'le come▪

Ad Cautullum, Epig. 74.

I am thy Heir Cautullus, thou hast said it,
But I will not believe it till I read it.

De Callistrato, Epig. 82.

Least that Callistratus should not
Praise worthy men, he praises all:
He that thinks no one hath a blot,
Whom can he then a good man call?

De Ʋmbro, Epig. 83.

In winter time and Saturn's holy dayes
Ʋmber when poor did me present alwayes
[Page 122] With finest Wheat: but now with courser grain,
For now hee's rich, and made a man of gain.

Ad Charinum, Epig. 91.

Charinus cause thou bind'st thy head with wooll,
Tis not thy ears that grieve: Tis thy ball'd skull.

De Marone, Epig. 92.

Maro a Vow did make but somthing lowd
For an old Friend, by a feirce A gue bow'd;
That if this sickness spared him from the Grave,
Great Jove a grateful Sacrifice should have.
The Doctors promised certain health: O now
Maro makes Vowes to scape the former Vow.

Ad Priscum, Epig. 95.

Priscus thou oft dost ask what I would bee
If I were rich and rais'd to Potencie.
Can any man his future soule declare?
Suppose thou wert a Lyon: How wouldst stare?

In Tuccam, Epig. 96.

I penn'd an Epod: Thou beganst to write?
Therefore I ceas'd, least thine with mine unite.
My Muse to Tragick fancies soard her strain,
Thou strov'st to fit the buskin to thy brain.
Thence then I touch'd the Harp with learned skill,
With new ambition thou pursu'dst mee stil.
I Satyrs dared: Thou more exact wouldst bee,
I playd light Elegee's, thou ecchod'st mee;
What could be less? I Epigrams did frame:
And here thou soughtst to rob me of my fame.
Say what thou wilt not: Blush all things to bee:
And what thou wilt not, Tucca leave to mee.

In Bassum, Epig. 99.

When thou a wife so youthful hast,
So rich, so noble, wise, and chast,
That the most wicked Goat that is
A better cannot wish for his.
Thou spendst thy strength with Boyes (we see)
Which thy wife's dowry bought for thee,
So to his Mistris thy Prick comes
Tyred, thus redeemed with mighty summs.
[Page 124] Nor will he stand though tempted by
The voyce's or thumbs flattery.
Blush then, or let the Law unfold it,
(Bassus) this is not thine, th' hast sold it.

Ad Mattum, Epig. 102.

He that denyes himself at home
When thou dost knock to see,
Dost thou not know his meaning in't?
He is a sleep to thee.

Ad Milonem, Epig. 103.

Th'art wont to sell clothes, incense, pretious stone,
Cloaks, pepper, silver, bought away th' are gone:
Thy wife's a better chaffer: Though oft sold
She never doth forsake thee, or loose hold.

Libell. Spect.

Epig. 1.

IN silence Nile thy miracles conceale
Nor let great Babylon her cost reveale,
May the soft gloryes of Diana's fane
Sinck with the Cuckold-god that hornd Jove's name.
Nor let the Carian People boast so high
Their hanging Monuments twixt earth and sky.
Whiles Caesar's single Piece confines alone
Fame and the world to one encomion.

In Opera publica Caesaris, Spect. Epig. 2.

Here where that high Coloss the Stars surveys,
And lofty engines swell up in the wayes
The envied Courts of Nero shined: And one
One only house this Citty filld alone.
Here where the Amphitheatres vast Pile
Is now erected were his Pools ere while.
Where we admire the Baths that running gift
The proud Field from poor men their dwell­ings shrift.
[Page 126] Where Claudia's Walk extends its ample shade
Was the extream part of his Pallace made.
Rome's to it self returnd, And by thee they
Though once thine Caesar, are the Peoples joy.

De Gentium confluxu & congratulatione, Epig. 3.

What Nation's so remote or barbarous
That has not some spectator here with us?
The Thracian High-shooe from Mount Haemus comes,
And Russians that in bloud pick up their crums,
He that sips the first streams of suddain Nile
And he that in the utmost Sea doth toyle.
Th' Arabian and Sabaeans hither beat,
And moist Cilicians in their unguents sweat.
The Germans with their hair curld in a ring
And th' otherwise crisp'd Moores their pre­sence bring.
The voyce sounds divers, but the votes a­gree
When Rome's true Father thou art said to bee.

Ad Caesarem quod expulerit delatores, Epig. 4.

An envious crue to pleasant rest and peace
Which wretched wealth still studyed to in­ [...]ase
[Page 127] Are to the Getes exil'd: Nor could the sand
Receive the guilty Vagabonds on land.
So now the Teazers have
That bannishment they gave.
The Pick-thank's bannish'd the Ausonian gate,
The lifes of Princes from their gifts take date.

De Daedalo, Epig. 8.

Now Daedalus thou thus art torne
By the Lucanian Bear,
How dost thou with thy waxen wings
Again to cut the Ayre?

De sue quae ex vulnere peperit, Epig. 13.

Peir [...]d with a deadly Dart the wounded Mo­ther
At one time loos'd one life and gave another.
How sure the levell'd Steel the right hand throwes!
This was Lucin [...]'s arme I doe suppose.
Diana's double power she did sustain,
When th' Parents was deliverd and yet slain.

De Orpheo, Epig. 21.

What Thrace on Orpheus Stage was said to see
Caesar the Sand exhibits here to thee.
The Rocks have crept, and the strange Wood did move,
Such as was once believd th' Hisperian Grove.
[Page 128] A mingled troop of all wilde Beasts were there,
And ore the Bard a cloud of Birds in th' aire.
But he lay torn by the ungrateful Bear
As it came feigned thence so twas true here.

De Prisco & vero Gladiatoribus, Epig. 29.

When Priscus and Ʋerus did enter the field
And their valour proved equall and neither would yield,
The people besought that they parted might bee
But Caesar the law of Armes would satisfie.
The Law was to cuff it out at fingers end,
Thence cherishing Cups and gifts he oft did send,
A conclusion at last this equal strife found,
They both box'd alike, and both fell to the ground.
Caesar to both gave rods, both did reward
Such guerdons their vertue found that fought so hard
This thing hath happ'd (Caesar) to no Prince but thee,
When two men contended both victors should be.

The Publique Faith.

STand off my Masters: Tis your pence a piece,
Jason, Medea, and the golden Fleece;
What side the line good Sir? Tigris? or Po?
Lybia? Japan? Whisk? or Tradinktido?
St. Kits? St. Omer? or St. Margaret 's Bay?
Presto begon? or come aloft? what way?
Doublets? or Knap? the Cog? low Dice? or high?
By all the hard names in the Letany,
Bell, book and candle, and the Pope's great toe
I conjuṙe thy account: Devil say no.
Nay since I must untruss, gallants look to't
Keep [...]our prodigious distance, forty foot,
This is that Beast of eyes in th' Revelations,
The Basilisk has twisted up three Nations.
Ponteus Hixius doxius, full of tricks,
The Lottery of the vulgar lunaticks.
The Knapsack of the State, the thing you wish,
Magog and Gog stewd in a Chaffendish.
A bag of spoons and whistles, wherein men
May whistle when they see their Plate agen.
Thus far his Infancy: His riper age
Requires a more misterious folio page.
Now that time speaks him perfect, and tis pitie
To dandle him longer in a close Committee,
The elf dares peep abroad, the pretty foole
Can wag without a truckling standing-stoole;
Revenge his Mother's in famy, and swear
Hee's the fair off-spring of one half-score year;
The Heir of the House and hopes, the cry
And wonder of the People's misery.
Tis true, while as a Puppie it could play
For Thimbles, any thing to passe the day.
But now the Cub can count, arithmatize,
Clinck Masenello with the Duke of Guise;
Sign [...] for an Irish purchase, and traduce
The Synod from their Doctrine to their Use.
Give its Dam suck, and by a hidden way
Drink up arreares a tergo mantica.
An everlasting Bale, Hell in Trunk-hose,
Uncased, the Divel's Don Quixot in prose.
The Beast and the false Prophet twined to­gether,
The squint-eyed emblem of all sorts of wea­ther.
The refuse of that Chaos of the earth
Able to give the world a second birth.
Affrick avaunt: Thy trifling monsters glance
But Sheeps▪eyed to this Penal Ignorance.
[Page 131] That all the prodigies brought forth before
Are but Dame Natures blush left on the score.
This strings the Bakers dozen, christens all
The cross-legd hours of time since Adam's fall.
The publipue faith? why tis a word of kin.
A Nephew that dares Cozen any sin.
A term of Art, great Behemoth's younger Bro­ther,
Old Machiavel, and half a thousand other.
Which when subscribed writes Legion, names on Truss,
Abaddon, Belzebub, and Incubus.
All the Ʋice Royes of darkness, every spell
And Fiend wrap'd in a short Trissillable.
But I fore-stall the show. Enter and see,
Salute the Door, your Exit shall be free.
In brief tis calld Religions ease, or loss,
For no one's sufferd here to beare his cross.

A Lenten Letany.
Composed for a confiding Brother, for the benefit and edification of the faithful Ones.

FRom villany dress'd in the doublet of zeal,
Fom three Kingdoms bak'd in one com­monweale,
From a gleek of Lord Keepers of one poor Seal libera nos, &c.
From a Chancery-writ, and a whip and a bell,
From a Justice of Peace that never could spell,
From Colonel P. and the Ʋicar of Hell Libera nos, &c.
From Neat's feet without socks and three­penny Pyes,
From a new sprung light that will put out ones eyes,
From Goldsmiths Hall, the Devil and Excize Libera nos, &c.
From two hours talk without one word of sense,
From liberty still in the future tense,
From a Parliament long-wasted conscience, Libera nos, &c.
From a Coppid crown-Tenent prickd up by a Brother,
From damnable members and fits of the Mo­ther,
From eares like Oysters that grin at each o­ther, Libera nos, &c.
From a Preacher in buff, and a quarter-staff steeple,
From th' unlimited soveraign power of the People,
From a Kingdom that crawls on its knees like a Creeple, Libera nos, &c.
From a vinegar Priest on a Crab-tree stock,
From a foddering of prayer four hours by the Clock,
From a holy Sister with a pittiful Smock. Libera nos, &c.
From a hunger-starv'd Sequestrators maw,
From Revelations and Visions that never man saw,
From Religion without either Gospel or Law, Libera nos, &c.
From the Nick and Froth of a penny pot­house,
From the Fidle and Cross, and a great Scotch-Louse,
From Committees that chop up a man like a Mouse. Libera nos, &c.
From broken shins and the bloud of a Martyr▪
From the titles of Lords and Knights of the Garrer,
From the teeth of Mad-dogs and a Country­mans quarter. Libera nos, &c.
From the Publique Faith and an egg & butter,
From the Irish purchases and all their clutter,
From O mega's nose when he fettles to sputter, Libera nos, &c.
From the zeale of old Harry lock'd up with a Whore
From waiting with plaints at the Parliament dore,
From the death of a King without why or wherefore, Libera nos, &c.
From the French disease and the Puritane fry,
From such as nere swear but devoutly can lye,
From cutting of capers full three story high, Libera nos, &c.
From painted glass and Idolatrous cringes,
From a Presbyters Oath that turnes upon hin­ges,
From Westminster Jews with Levitical fringes, Libera nos &c.
From all that is said, and a thousand times more,
From a Saint and his charity to the Poor,
From the plagues that are kept for a Rebel in store. Libera nos, &c.

The second part.

THat if it may please thee to assist
Our Agitators and heir list,
And Hemp them with a gentle twist▪ Quaesumus te, &c.
That it may please thee to suppose
Our actions are as good as those
That gull the people through the nose, Quaesumus te, &c.
That it my please thee here to enter
And fix the rumbling of our center,
For we live all at peradventure, Quaesumus te, &c.
That it may please thee to unite
The flesh and bones unto the sprite,
Else faith and literature good night. Quaesumus te, &c.
That it may please thee ô that wee
May each man know his Pedigree,
And save that plague of Heraldrie, Quaesumus te, &c.
That it may please thee in each Shire,
Citties of refuge Lord to reare
That failing Brethren may know where, Quaesumus te, &c.
That it may please thee to abhor us,
Or any such dear favour for us
That thus have wrought thy peoples sorrows, Quaesumus te, &c.
That it may please thee to embrace
Our dayes of thanks and fasting face,
For robing of thy holy place. Quaesumus te, &c.
That it may please thee to adjourn
The day of judgment▪ least we burn,
For lo it is not for our turn, Quaesumus te, &c.
That it may please thee to admit
A close Commitee there to sit,
No devil to a humane wit, Quaesumus te, &c.
That it may please thee to dispence
A litle for convenience,
Or let us play upon the sense, Quaesumus te, &c.
That it may please thee to embalm
The Saints in Robin wis [...]om's Psalm,
And make them musical and calm. Quaesumus te, &c.
That it may please thee since tis doubt
Satan cannot throw Satan out,
Unite us and the Highland [...]out. quaesumus te, &c.

A Hue and Cry after the Reformation.

WHen Temples lye like batter'd Quarrs,
Rich in their ruin'd Sepulchers,
When Saints forsake their painted glass
To meet their worship as they pass,
[Page 137] When Altars grow luxurious with the dye
Of humane bloud,
Is this the floud
Of Christianity?
When Kings are cup-boarded likc cheese,
Sights to be seen for pence a piece,
When Dyadems like brokers tyre
Are custom'd reliques set to hire
When Soverainty and Scepters loose their names
Stream'd into words
Carv'd out by swords
Are these refining flames?
When subjects and Religion stir
Like Meteors in the Metaphor,
When zealous hinting and the yawn
Excize our Miniver and Lawn▪
When blue digressions fill the troubled ayre
And th' Pulpit's let
To every Set
That will usurp the chair?
Call yee me this the night's farewel
When our noon day's as darke as Hell?
How can we less than term such lights
Ecclesiastick Heteroclites?
Bold sons of Adam when in fire you crawle
Thus high to bee
Perch'd on the tree
Remember but the fall.
Was it the glory of a King
To make him great by suffering?
[Page 138] Was there no way to build God's House
But rendring of it infamous?
If this be then the merry ghostly trade?
To work in gall?
Pray take it all
Good brother of the blade.
Call it no more the Reformation
According to the new translation,
Why will you wrack the common brain
With words of an unwonted strain?
As plunder? or a phrase in senses cleft?
When things more nigh
May well supply
And call it down right theft.
Here all the School-men and Divines
Consent, and swear the naked lines
Want no expounding or contest,
Or Bellarmine to breake a jest.
Since then the Heroes of the pen with mee
Nere scrue the sense
With difference,
We all agree agree.

A Committee.

CAst Knaves my Masters, fortune guide the chance,
No packing I beseech you, no by-glance
To mingle pairs, but fairly shake the bag,
Cheats in their sphaeres like subtle spirits wag.
[Page 139] Or if you please the Cards run as they will,
There is no choice in sin and doing ill.
Then happy man by's dole, luck makes the ods,
He acts most high that best out-dares the gods.
These are that Raw-bon'd Herd of Pharoahs Kine
Which eat up all your fatlings, yet look lean.
These are the after-claps of bloudy showres
Which like the Scots come for your gude and yours
The gleaners of the field, where, if a man
Escape the sword that milder frying-pan,
He leaps into the fire, cramping clawes
Of such can speak no English but the cause.
Under that foggy term, that Inquisition,
Y' are wrack'd at all adventures On suspition.
No matter what's the crime, a good estate's
Dilinquency enough to ground their hate.
Nor shall calm innocence so scape, as not
To be made guilty, or at least so thought.
And if the spirit once inform, beware,
The flesh and world but renegadoes are.
Thus once concluded, out the Teazers run
All in full cry and speed till Wat's undone.
So that a poor Dilinqu [...]nt fleec'd and torn
Seems like a man that's creeping through a horn.
Findes a smooth entrance, wide and fit, but when
Hee's squeez'd and forc'd up through the smaler end,
[Page 140] Hee looks as gaunt and prin, as he that spent
A tedious twelve years in an eager Lent.
Or bodyes at the Resurection are
On wing, just rarifying into ayre.
The Emblem of a man, the pitied Case
And shape of some sad being once that was.
The Type of flesh and bloud, the skeleton
And superficies of a thing that's gone.
The winter quarter of a life, the tinder
And body of a corps squeez'd to a cinder
When no more tortures can be thought upon
Mercy shall flow into oblivion.
Mercyful Hell! thy Judges are but three,
Ours multiform, and in pluralitie.
Thy calmer censures flow without recal,
And in one doom soules see their final all.
We travel with expectance: Suffrings here
Are but the earnests of a second fear.
Thy pains and plagues are infinite, tis true
Ours are not only infinite but new.
So that the dread of what's to come exceeds
The anguish of that part already bleeds.
This only difference swells twixt us and you,
Hell has the kinder Devils of the two.

On the happy Memory of Alderman Hoyle that hang'd himself.

ALL [...]aile fair fruit! may every crab-tre [...] bear
Such blosoms, and so lovely every year!
Call yee me this the slip? marry 'tis well,
Zacheus slip'd to Heaven, the Thief to Hell,
But if the Saints thus give's the slip, tis need
To look about us to preserve the breed.
Th' are of the running game, and thus to post
In nooses blancks the reckning with their Host.
Here's more than Trussum cordum I suppose
That knit this knot, guilt seldom singly goes.
A wounded soule close coupled with the sense
Of sin payes home its proper recompence.
But hark you Sir, if hast can grant the time?
See you the danger yet what tis to climbe
[...]n Kings prerogatives? things beyond just
When Law seems bribed to doom them must be truss'd.
But ô I smell your plot strong through your hose,
Twas but to cheat the Hang- man of your cloaths,
Else your more active hands had fairly stay'd
The leasure of a Psalm: Judas has pray'd.
But later crimes cannot admit the pause,
They run upon effects more than the cause.
[Page 142] Yet let me ask one question, why alone?
One member of a corporation?
Tis clear amongst Divines, bodys and souls
As jointly active, so their judgment rowles
Concordant in the sentence; why not so
In earthly suffrings? States attended goe.
But I perceive the knack: Old women say
And bee't approv'd, each dog should have his day.
Hence sweep the Almanack: Lilly make room,
And blanks enough for the new Saints to come,
All in Red letters: as their faults have bin
Scarlet, so limbe their Anniverse of sin.
And to their childrens credits and their wives
Be it still said they leap fair for their lives.

On Clarinda Praying.

AS when the early Lark, wak'd by th [...] tears
Of sweet Aurora blushing through the sphaers
Mounts on her silver wings, and towres the skies
To offer up her morning Sacrifice
To her great Diety the Sun: and sings
The Anthems of her joy to court the springs:
[Page 143] So here Clarinda rescued from the night
Of soul-contracting slumber, takes her flight
Into the azure heavens, and prevents
The vulgar sullying of the elements
By a most holy hast, and stoops to fly
To the great Master of requests on high.
No sooner was she bended on her knees
But lo a cloud of Angels simpathize,
And strive to catch her prayers and convey
Her sacred breathings ore the Milky-way.
Pardon me (Reader) if I here aver
That holy contestation bred by her
Amongst those Hierarchies Caelestial
Almost engaged them to a Second Fall.
But such was the sweet plenty, such the floud
Of her rich soul, each Angel had his load:
Some charged with a sigh, some with a tear,
Each one was busied though not burd'ned there.
Yet blessed Saint why why such streams of brine?
Sure 'twas for others, for no sin of thine?
Those christal beads perhaps dropt for my
Or else in pious charity for the Times?
Those sacred gales of grief sufficient bee crimes,
To waft whole worlds into eternitie.
No need of Sailes or Pilot there was here,
They knew the channel to the heavenly eare,
Only the officious Seraphims to woo
A greater glory would be medling too
O had but Sodom found in her sad state
So dear! so prevalent an advocate!
The brimstone of her Judgments had not burn'd,
But all her fire had into incense turn'd.
Or had these Noah's drunken world forerun,
The Ark had kept the woods, nor had the Sun
Bin shut up: But the floud-gates of the deep
Had lull'd themselves in a perpetual sleep.
Smell't you the Phaenix when she dying lyes
Raising her issue from her obsequies?
Embalm'd in her own ashes? so divine
So pretious was the perfume of each line
Sayl'd through the rubie Portal of her lips,
And now ore the caelestial Ocean trips.
Saw you a pearl clos'd in an amber womb?
Glowing and sparkling through its courser tombe?
So radiantly transparent shin'd her soul,
Which she in Holy blasphemy term'd foul,
And therefore challeng'd tears to wash that hue
And stain of owned guilt she never knew.
O Adam hadst thou liv'd thus long to bee
Made happy in thy late posteritie?
Thou mightst have seen that Innocence again
Which thy too slippery hands could not re­tain!
Thus thus she clasp'd her God with pious zeal,
With melting Rhetorick, till he vow'd to heal
The wounds in Sion: For in her there were
No objects for the balm of one poor tear.
[Page 145] But least the general works of Providence
Should ravish'd stop their courses in suspence:
In pitty to the whole Creation, shee
Grew silent, least their destiny should bee
Scored on her harmless piety. O so
Though yet with much regret she let him goe.

On Clarinda Singing.

AS when the Swan, that warbling Pro­phetess
Of her approaching death, begins to ghess
The fatal minute near, summons up all
The raptures of her soul to guild her fall,
Wracking her throat into variety
Of different Diapazon [...] sweet as hie,
Then sings her Fpicedium to that night
Of darkness whence she never more takes flight.
So my Clarinda sporting with her rare
Harmonious Organs fill'd the ravish'd Ayre
With soul-transporting notes, as though she meant
To breathe the world into astonishment.
Had the bright Lady of the flouds bin by
She had bin silently content to dy,
Finding her self so rivall'd in each strain,
But that Clarinda lives to sing again.
If ever Artist wrought so high a key
To steal a man even from himself a way,
[Page 146] And winde him up to heaven in a dream
Not knowing how, or when, or whence he came?
So slipp'd my soul: But thanks dear Soveraign
Thou pull'dst me safely down to thee again.
Had Thracian Orpheus with his feather'd Quire,
And Rendezvouz of brute bin present here
The wondring Bard had suffer'd with the rest,
Winged amazement, or at least turn'd beast.
So winningly did she dissolve the sense
In thousand labyrinths of joy, from whence
The captiv'd soul could no more hope to see
Releasment than time in eternitie.
But that that voyce exhaled it from its earth
Proved merciful, and gave it second birth.
With holy reverence let me dare to say
Angels thus cloathe their Halelujah.
Thus Mercury to reach Jove's mayden prize
Charm'd all the guards and rounds of Argus eyes.
Thus Philomel to drown the chirping wood,
Melts all her sugard forces to a floud.
Thus heaven's high consort bless'd the break­ing day
When the sweet Baby in a manger lay.
The Wisemen, had they heard this sacred strain,
Had ventur'd to have offer'd once again,
Though neither spice nor myrrh: What then I pray?
Even moping gravely to have loss'd their way.
[Page 147] For that great constellation of her light
Had sunck their lanthorn star in endless night.
But yet how sweetly had they stray'd? when shee
Makes it no less than heaven where ere she be?
O had you seen how the small birds did creep,
And dance from bough to bough! then stand and peep
Through the green lattice of the trees, to see
The instrument of that rich harmonie!
And how the active grass there carpeted
Contended which should first thrust up its head,
And wake th' enammel'd circle of the Bower
To hasten forth each pretty drooping flower,
That in a radiant Coronet they might meet
To weave gay buskins for Clarinda's feet!
T'would puzle a strong fancy here to prove
Which did exceed their envy or their love.
But I shall range no further in dispute,
The way to speak her worth is to be mute.
For when that voyce clos'd her angelick song,
To paraphrase would prove a double wrong.

Platonique Love.

BEgon fantastick whimsey, hence begon.
I slight thy dreams, I'me no Camelion.
[Page 148] Nor can I feed on Ayry smoaky blisses,
Or bayt my strong desire with smiles and kis­ses,
Old Tantalus as well may surfet on
The flying streames by contemplation.
Give me a minute's heaven with my love,
Where I may roule in pleasures far above
The idle fancy of the soul's embrace,
Where my swift hand may ravish all the grace
Of beauties wardrop, where the longing Bride
May feast her fill, yet nere be satisfied.
Blaspheme not Love with any other name
Than an enjoyment kindled from the flame
Of panting brests, mix'd in a sweet desire
Of somthing more than barely to admire.
'Though sighs and signes may make the pul­ses beate,
'Action's the bellowes that preserve the heat.
If all content were placed in the eye,
And thoughts compriz'd the whole felicity?
Pictures might court each other, & exchange
Their white-lime looks, wo hard, and yet seem strange,
'No, Love requires a quick and home em­brace.
'Nor can it dwell for ever on the face.
'What ever glories Nature's tender care
'Compiles to make a piece divinely rare,
'Th'are but the sweet allurements of the eye
'Fix'd on a stage to catch the standers by.
[Page 149] 'Or like rich Signes exposed to open sight
'To tempt the Traveller to stay all night.
Yield then (my chast Clarinda) once to see
The sweet Maeander of Love's libertie.
And seale thy thoughts a grant to understand
The welcome pleasures of a wife well mann'd.
For all the sweets mistaken in a kiss
Are but the empty circumstance of this.
So shall a full content wipe out the score
Of all our sorrows that have pas [...]'d before.
Not a sad sigh shall scape unsatisfied
Which in its master's passion wept and dyed.
But like a Sea made subject to our Oares
Wee'le hoise up Saile and touch the wished Shoares.

A Sigh.

FLY thou pretty active part
To the Mistris of my heart,
Shew her how the tedious night
Sadly wastes without delight,
How my waking soule devides
The silent day twixt ebbs and tides
Of hope and feare: How Love in mee
Knows no measure or degree.
Tell her all my feigned dreames
Of her enjoyment, which in gleames
Of wished bliss I seem'd to see
But waking prov'd a fallacie;
[Page 150] Contriv'd by death to kill a Swain
More than half already slain.
Tell her all my secret fears,
What a length's in seaven years,
And that my grief well understood
Is worse by far than widdow-hood.
How to see and not partake
Is but dying for her sake.
Tell her more than I dare say,
Yet can think as well as they
That feel the freedom of that heat
Which I in contemplation beat.
And let her know Love more delights
In action than in appetites.
Tell her burial and a wife
Untouched, are both things without life.
And that too many heats and cold
Will make the best complexion old.
And when poor beauty's past its prime
The rest is but asleeping time.
Tell her all those heights and graces
Which are built in female faces
Like the Orbes without their motions
Are but glorious pittyed notions.
And in short without deceit
Love cannot for ever wait.
Pray her, pray her quickly yield,
Ʋenus joy's to loose the field,
[Page 151] And in fetter'd twines to lie
Working through love's Misterie.
Where in thousand winding wayes
She can twist the lover's maze.
Where with pleasing losse and pain
Ladyes clip and to't again,
Mixing fresh with flames half gone,
Joyes first felt then thought upon.
Tell her if she this deny
Love only fed with ayre must dy.
Ask her whether groans and charms
Mid-night walks and folded armes
Be all she meant when first she slew
My silly heart at second view?
And if a life be spent in wooing
Where's the time reserv'd for doing?
Now little sigh if she at last
Chide and check thee with a cast
Of angry looks, like one that comes
To kindle love in sullen Tombes?
Return to me my pretty dear,
And I will hide thee in a tear.

Love's Farewell.

FOnd Love adiew, I loath thy tyranny.
Strive now no more to kill me with an eye,
Or that we call
Thy pastime, but our thrall.
[Page 152] I see thy cruelty, and moan the dayes
My fetter'd heart lay doting on thy praise.
If an unconstant look be all the grace
Attends the pleasure of thy wanton chase?
I'me none of thine
Nor will adore thy shrine.
I prize the freedom of a single hour
More than the sugar'd tortures of thy power.
If floods of brinish tears be all thy drink?
And the whol man confined to gaze & think?
If groans and sighs
Be still thy sacrifice?
I'le rather quench the flames of my desire,
Then at thine Altar languish and expire.
No, I suppos'd thy guilded baytes to bee
As reall blisses as they seem'd to mee▪
But now I finde
They captivate the minde,
And slave the soul to endlesse proofs of joy,
Which in the end are pills but to destroy.
Wound me no more: I'me tyred with daily dying,
Refrain thy dull delayes and bitter trying
Of my sad heart
Slain by th [...] dart
If this be all my crop of hopes and fears?
My love my God shall have, my sins my tears.
Free me this once, and when I come to bee
The pris'ner of a second miserie.
[Page 153] Bring all thy chains
And wracks of horrid pains,
I'le willingly embrace the dreadful chance,
And court my death as a deliverance.
Whisper no more there's faith in woman­kinde,
Or any fixed thought to strike me blinde.
When each new face
Their fickle vows unlace.
And each strange object that attempts their eye,
Bribes all their sense into variety.
Give me a heart of such a sollid frame
Breathes above changes, and is still the same.
I like no wits
That flow by antique fits.
Nor such a whiffling love whos wandring fire
Is guided by a weather-cock desire.
Give me a Mistris whose diviner minde
Speaks her descended of the heavenly kinde,
Whose gloryes are
No borrow'd tinsel ware,
Let her be yce to all the world, but such
As waxe to me that melts upon the touch.
Call not that chastity that's proud disdain,
Nor plead them honest that in shew refrain,
Lust has that trick,
And stews such Rhetorick,
Only to raise the standard of their price,
And steal a verteous paint by seeming nice.
[Page 154] No, I abhor those poor religious blindes,
Which aime to sequester our eyes & mindes,
Love has no mask,
Nor can it frown or ask,
But in a sweet consent moves every way
With its dear object like the Sun and day.
No, either love me still or not at all,
I like no passions that can rise and fall,
No humours please
In this conceal'd disease,
But if my Mistris strive to catch my will,
The Lawrel is attain'd by standing still.
Once more I tempt thy pitty (Dearest Love)
And if these tears can no compassion move,
I'le scorn thee more
Than I have lov'd before.
And stanck up the salt Conducts of mine eyes
To watch thy shame, & weep mine obsequies.

Christmas Day; Or the Shutle of an inspired Weaver bolted against the Order of the Church for its Solemnity.

CHrist-mass? give me my beads: The word implies
A plot, by its ingredients Beef and Pyes.
A feast Apocryphal, a popish rite
Kneaded in dough (beloved) in the night.
The night (beloved) that's as much to say
(By late translations) not in the day.
[Page 155] An annual dark-lanthorn Jubile,
Catesby and Ʋaulx baked in conspiracie,
The Hierarchie of Rome, the Triple Crown
Confess'd in Triangles, then swallow'd down,
With spanish Sack? The eighty eight Armado
Newly presented in an Ovenado.
O Calvin! now my Cause upon thee fixes,
Were ere such dregs mix'd with Genevae sixes?
The cloyster'd steaks with salt and pepper lye
Like Nunnes with patches in a Monastrie.
Prophaneness in a Conclave? nay much more
Idolatrie in crust! Babylon's Whore
Raked from the grave, and baked by han­ches, then
Serv'd up in coffins to unholy men
Defiled with superstition, like the Gentiles
Of old, that worship'd Onions▪ Roots and Len­tiles!
Did ever John of Leyden prophecy
Of such an Antichrist as pudding-pye?
Beloved tis a thing when it appears
Enough to set the Saints all by the ears
In solving of the text, a doubtfull sin
Reformed Churches nere consented in.
But hold (my Brethren) while I preach and pray
Me thinks the Manna melts and wasts away,
I am a man as all you are, have read
Of Peter's sheet, how he devoutly fed
Without exception, therefore to dispence
A little with the worm of conscience.
[Page 156] And bend unto the creature, I profess,
Zeal and a Pye may joyn both in a mess.
The dearest sons may erre, then why a sinner
May I not eat? since HƲGH eat three to din­ner?

Good Fryday.

WHat sable Cypress maskes the glorious Sun?
Rivalls the world? and robs us of our Noon?
What Ague cramps the earth? whereas time fled?
Why groan the graves? is nature vanished?
Or must y shrivell'd heavens in one dread fire
Rowle up in flames? then languish and expire?
Some horrid change approaches, some sad guise,
Nature, or else the God of nature dyes?
Here's more than man in this, more than man­kinde,
Death's in pursuance, or the world resign'd,
No common passion strikes mine eye, no fate
Less than the whole's extinction, or debate.
Angels stand trembling and amaz'd, the sphears
Cease their bless'd harmony, and turn all tears
Wrapp'd in a dreadful hush! so highly more
Is man's redemption than his birth before!
[Page 157] To raise a world from nothing, and divide
Dull bodies from the thin and rarified
Speaks God in every close: But to renew
Those ruin'd attomes when confusion threw
The whole into a lumpish mass again,
This makes the lovely wonder soveraign.
To mould a man in clay, then quicken that
Dead body with a soule cooperate,
Argues a Reall Presence: But when sin
Has soyl'd that heavenly stamp, and chain'd it in
The fetters of damnation, to restore
That life in death transcends the love before.
O then behold and see if ever pain
Or anguish match'd that sorrow! when the slain
Of God bleeds on the Cross? when heaven de­scends
In bloud, to make man & the heavens friends?
Nay more, when man lay doom'd eternally,
To answer his own wrath, even God could dye!
And smile upon those Wounds, that Spear, that Grave,
Which our rebellions merited and gave!
This love exceeds all height: yet I confess
'Twas God that did it, how could it be less?

Easter Day.

HOw all the guard reliev'd? the Romans fled?
Those Basilisks that seeing conquered?
[Page 158] Heaven back my faith! what glorious Ap [...]a­rition
Shines in the vault? what angel like condition
Of Souldiers doe I see? surely my fear
Trebles the object, tis the Gardiner.
Flow out my tears: Th' have stollen the Lord away,
Come view the place whereas his body lay▪
But yet behold the napkin, and the cloathes
Wrapp'd by themselves! in vain you take your Oaths
Hard hearted Jews. For ô hee's risen and gone
Why stand you gazing? what d'yee dote upon?
Peace be unto you. O now I hear his voyce,
Run Peter that thy spirit may rejoyce.
A greater Star than that out of the East
Which led the Wise-men rises in my brest.
See where he rides in tryumph! hell & death
Dragg'd at his chariot wheells, the powers be­neath
Made groveling Captives, all their trophies bring
Slaves to the lawrels of the glorious King.
Nay sin and the dull grave make up the crowd
Though base, yet all pris'ners at war allowd.
Ride on brave Prince of Souls, enlarge thy
Tis thy own work alone to kill & raise,
Dying to vanquish death and by thy fall bayes
To be the Resurrection of us all.
Flow hither all believers, yee that sow
In tears, and in a veile but darkly know,
[Page 159] Stretch hither the distrustfull hand and feel
Th' impressions of the nails and barbed steel.
But yet forbear, his word must be attended
Touch me not, for I am not yet ascended.
However feast your eyes, behold the Star
Of Jacob, Israel's deliverer.
This boon to begging Moses hee'd not give,
But now frail man may See his God and live.
Here's extasie of joy enough, that when
Our sins conspired with ungodly men
To crucifie the Lord of life, and kill
His innocency by our doing ill,
He yet survives the gall of bitterness,
Nor was his soul forsaken in distress,
But having led Captivitie in chains
He burst the bonds of death, and lives, and reigns,
And this revives our souls there's yet agen
A Monarchy beyond the reach of men.

Holy Thursday.

AS when the glorious Sun veil'd and dis­guis'd
(As by the shaddowes of the night surpris'd)
Disrobes his sable dress, and reasumes
The beauty of its splendor from the Tombes
And vaults of darkness, mounts the dapled skyes
And guilds the heavenly wardrop as he flyes:
So here the Majesty of God conceal'd
Under a mortal mantle, unreveal'd
Till the predestin'd day of its disclose,
Sublim'd its earth, and in full lustre rose,
Joy'd with the shouts of Angels, and the quire
Of Cherubims made happyer to admire.
Me thinks I hear the arched sphears resound
The Paeans of the Saints, and give them round
The tyres of heaven, like claps of thunder rowl'd
From pole to pole, and doubled as they fould.
Such a diffusive glory, that we see
Each Saint triumphant in his victorie.
But is he gone for ever from our eyes?
Will he no more return? shall we not rise?
Or must that cloud that closed him from our sight
Stand a partition wal between the light
Of his eternal day and our dull shades?
O that's a horror kills as it invades!
No: There's a hope yet left, a sure record
Of mercy undenyable, his Word.
Nay more▪ his faithful Promise: I'le not leave
You comfortless. And can the Lord deceive?
See there his hand and seal: And if you please
T [...]admit the voyce of Angels to encrease
An Infant faith? As you have seen him goe
So he shall come again: Believe it so.
Rejoyce then (ô my soul) that as thou art
Rescued from death, and glorified in part,
[Page 161] So thy Redeemer lives, and that hee's gone
Hence to prepare thy heavenly mansion.
And when the trembling hearts of them that slew
And peirct his pretious body quake to view
The terror of his glorious return,
When time shall be no more, the heavens burn,
Earth crumble into ashes, and the dead
Wak'd by th' Archangles voice dissepulcred,
And catchd up in the clouds, thy greater bliss
Shall meet thy sweet Redeemer with a kiss,
And with their eyes his glittering court sur­vey
In all the garb of that tryumphant day.
Yet so demean thy self in this his dear
And pittied absence as if present here.
That at his second comming, Sans all grudg
He may return thy Saviour as thy Judge.

Whitsunday.

WHat strange noise strikes mine eare? what suddain sound?
As though the rowling windes were all un­bound
And met at once, by one joynt fury hurld
To overturn the hinges of the world?
This Scaene fore▪runs some dreadfull Act to come,
Some greater wonder issuing from the womb
Of Providence than what has pass'd our eye?
Sure there's no second Son of God to dye?
Nor summons to the dead once more to rise
And scare the bloudy City's Sacrifice?
[Page 162] Nor does the chearfull Sun dance through the sphears
As though he meant to fetch his last carrears?
Time's not so near its Exit? nor the fall
And conflagration of this circled Ball?
But yet behold a fire! most contrary
To its own nature posting from on high!
Kindling a sad suspition, cleft in rayes
As though design'd to catch all sorts of waies!
Sure tis no wanton flame, such whifling Lights
Quench with the night-mark of tempestuous nights,
Not daring to attempt the daye's bright eye
To judge their non-existent frippery.
No, this descends more stayd, reach'd from a­bove,
'O 'tis the very God of peace and love!
But how so strange devided? can there bee
Twelve parts like Tribes couch'd in the dietie?
That it appears multipartite? in th' dress
Of Cloven Tongues? what tongue can this ex­press?
Yet though it seems in Sections to appear
Most like the soul 'Tis wholly every where.
The Spirit's omnipresent, nor can bee
Confin'd to number, measure, or degree.
But why in fire? and such myrac'lous flame?
Fix'd on a stay, yet not consume the same?
Are men like Moses bush? can bodyes burn
Insensible? and not to ashes turn?
[Page 163] The wonder's great! but not so deep as high.
'Nature must needs leave work, when God stands by.
Descend on me Great God! but in such fire
May not consume, but kindle my desire.
Descend on me in flames! but such as move
Winged by th' inspiration of the Dove.
Descend in Cloven Tongues! such as dispence
No double meanings in a single sense.
Hence all you wilde pretenders, you that blaze
Like Meteors lapp'd in zeal, and dance the maze
Of non-conformity in antique fits,
Yea even from your selves curss'd Hereticks;
Light not your frighted censors here: no Qua­ker,
Frisker, Baboon, or Antinomian shaker
Must fire his brand from hence, the Spirit claims
No holder-forth that dwells on second aimes;
But Comes t' reprove the worlds Judaick press
Of Sin, of Judgment, and of Righteousness.
No strange fanatick spark that gaping flyes
And leaves its Audience skared with extasies.
No Skipper in divinity, no Hinter,
No radled Cardinal, no dreaming minter
Of words and faces, no Quire of the Brisle,
No squib, no squeaker of the puny grisle
Approach this glory: For the beauteous Sun
Admits no maskers till the day be done.
No Chymical St. Martins pass the Test
Till the pure Oare's exild, or gone to rest.
Shine out bright God, dispel these smoaky foggs
Of schisme and heresie that smears and clogs
The chariot of thy Gospell, that truth may
Break forth in its own glosse and proper ray.
That the Blue-apron'd Crackers of the times.
Those wilde-fire Rockets, whose ambition climbes
To wound the world with broils, set all on fire,
And sink a glorious Church through base desire,
May dwindle to their bulks, and there indite
Long small-drink Anthems of the Saints good night.
While it contents the boyes to nod at last
November and my L d. Mayors day are past.

A short Ejaculation Ʋpon that truly worthy Patron of the Law S r. John Bridgman K t. and Lord Chief Justice of Chester and the Marshes of Wales deceased.

SHall all the Tribes of Israel thirty dayes
Mourn for the death of Moses? and so raise
Their doubled cryes to heaven, and bemoan
The Light of Jacob in a Tomb unknown.
And Bridgman set obscurely? can the Sun
Withdraw its radiant splendor at high noon,
And the whole world not stand amaz'd to see
Their glory swallow'd in eternitie?
[Page 165] Can the bright soul of Justice mount the skyes
And we not fear a Deluge from our eyes?
Such was thy sad departure, such thy flight
Into the spangled heavens, that the night
Of a more sad dispaire hath seiz'd our beams,
And left us nothing but our brackish streams
To offer at thy shrine: And in those showers
We state the day, and steep the slow-pac'd hours.
Hence let the Law be canoniz'd no better
Than a meer corps of words, a bare dead letter,
In thee the life departed: In thy dust
Lies raked the hand & sense of right and just.
What yet survives, or rather what presents
It's seeming face cloath'd in thine ornaments,
'Tis but Elias Mantle (though unknown)
Dropt to work wonder, but the Prophet's gon.

Piae Memoriae Doctiss. Reveren dissimique in Christo Patris, Johannis Prideaux quam novissimè Wigoriae Episcopi, harumque tristissimè lacrymarum Patroni nec nòn defuncti.

BƲsta struant alii, lacrymisque altare refun­dant,
Quorum tristitiâ fata pianda cadunt.
Talia praecurant cineres monumenta pusilli,
Queis melos & tumulum fama gemenda petit.
[Page 166] Hîc neque pyramidum, nec inertis monstra colossi
Poscuntur, subito corruitura die.
Gloria securi confidentissima Caeli
Non vocat haec stellis astra minora suis.
Sic tuus ascendit currus, dign [...]ssime Praesul,
Terreni miserans futile honoris onus.
Sed vae Zodiaco nostro, vae (Phaebe) trementi,
Ortus enim patriae lux tenebraeque fuit.
In te floruimus, tecum decerpimur omnes
Et Pater & gnati: Mollitèr ossa cubent.
Parva tegaṅt tenues & aperti funera fletus,
Tanta ruunt superis damna silenda metu.

Obsequies On that right Reverend Father in God John Pri­deaux late Bishop of Worcester deceased.

IF by the fall of Luminaries wee
May safely ghuess the world's Catastrophe?
The signes are all fulfill'd, the Tokens flown,
(That scarce a man has any of his own)
Only the Jewes conversion some doubt bred,
But that's confuted now the Doctor's dead.
Great Atlas of Religion! since thy fate
Proclaims our loss too soon, our tears too late,
Where shall the bleeding Church a Champion
To grasp with Heresie? Or to maintain
Her conflict with the Devil? For the ods gain
Runs bias'd six to four against the Gods.
Hell lists amain, nay and th' engagement flies
With wing'd Zeal through all the Sectaries,
[Page 167] That should she soundly into question fall,
We were within a Ʋote of none at all.
But can this hap upon a single death?
Yes: For thou wert the treasure of our breath.
That pious Arch whereon the building stood
Which broke, the whole's devolv'd into a floud
An inundation that ore-bears the banks
And bounds of all religion: If some stancks
Shew their emergent heads? Like Set [...]'s famed stone
Th' are monuments of thy devotion gone!
No wonder then the rambling Spirits stray
In thee the body fell, and slipp'd away.
Hence ' [...]is the Pulpit swells with exhala­tions.
Intricate nonsense travel'd from all Nations,
Notions refined to doubts, & maxims squeez'd
With tedious hick-ups till the sense growes freez'd.
If ought shall chance to drop we may call good,
Tis thy distinction makes it understood.
Thy glorious Sun made ours a perfect day,
Our influence took its being from thy ray.
Thine was that Gedeon's fleece▪ when all stood dry,
Pearl'd with caelestial dew showr'd from on high.
But now thy night is come our shades are spread,
And living here we move among the dead.
[Page 168] Perhaps an Ignis fatuus now and then
Starts up in holes, stincks and goes out agen.
Such Kicksee winsee flames shew but how dear
Thy great Ligh [...]'s resurrection would be here.
A Brother with five loaves and two smal fishes,
A table-book of sighs, and looks, and wishes,
Sta [...]tles religion more at one strong doubt,
Than what they mean when as the candle's
But I profane thy ashes (gratious soul)
Thy spirit flew too high to truss these foul out.
Gnostick opinions. Thou desired'st to meet,
Such tenents that dust stand upon their feet,
And beard the Truth with as intens'd a zeal
As Saints upon a fast night quilt a meal.
Rome never trembled till thy peircing eye
Darted her through, and crush'd the mysterie.
Thy Revelations made St. John's compleat,
Babylon fell indeed, but 'twas thy sweat
And oyle perform'd the work: to what we see
Foretold in misty types, broke forth in thee.
Some shallow lines were drawn, and scon­ces made
By smatterers in the Arts, to drive a trade
Of words between us, but that proved no more
Than threats in cowing feathers to give ore.
Thy fancy laid the Siedg that wrought her fall,
Thy batteries commanded round the wall:
[Page 169] Not a poor loop-hole error could sneak by,
No not the Abbess to the Friery,
Though her disguise as close and subtly good
As when she wore the Monk's hose for a hood.
And if perhaps their French or Spanish wine
Had fill'd them full of beads and Bellarmine,
That they durst salley, or attempt a guard,
O! how thy busy brain would beat & ward?
Rally? and reinforce? rout? and relieve?
Double reserves? And then an onset give
Like marshall'd thunder back'd with flames of fire?
Storms mixt with storms? Passion with globes of ire?
Yet so well disciplin'd that judgment still
Sway'd, and not rash Commissionated will.
No, words in thee knew order, time, & place,
The instant of a charge, or when to face;
When to pursue advantage, where to halt,
When to draw off, and where to re-assault.
Such sure commands stream'd from thee, that 'twas one
With thee to vanquish as to look upon.
So that thy ruin'd Foes groveling confesse
Thy conquests were their fate and happinesse.
Nor was it all thy business here to war
With forreign forces: But thy active star
Could course a home-bred mist, a native sin,
And shew its guilt's degrees how, & wherein;
Then sentence and expel it: Thus thy sun
An everlastingstage in labour run;
[Page 170] So that its motion to the eye of man
Waved still in a compleat Meridian.
But these a [...]e but fair comments of our loss,
The glory of a Chruch now on the Cross:
The transcript of that beauty once we had
Whiles with the lustre of thy presence clad.
But thou art gone (Brave Soul) & with thee all
The gallantry of Arts Polemical.
Nothing remains as [...]r [...]mitive but talk,
And that our Priests again in Leather walk.
A Flying ministerie of horse and foot,
Things that can start a text but nere come to't.
Teazers of doctrines, which in long-fleev'd prose
Run down a Sermon all upon the nose.
These like dull glow-worms twinckle in the night,
The frighted Land-skips of an absent light.
But thy rich flame's withdrawn, heaven caught thee hence,
Thy glories were grown ripe for recompence:
And therefore to prevent our weak essaies
Th' art crown'd an Angel with caelesti [...]l Bayes.
And there thy ravish'd Soul meets field and fire,
Beauties enough to fill its strong desire.
The contemplation of a present God,
Perfections in the womb, the very road
And Essensies of vertues as they bee
Streming and mixing in Eternitie.
Whiles we possess our souls [...]ut in a veyle,
Live earth confined, catch heaven by retaile,
[Page 171] Such a dark-lanthorn age, such jealous dayes,
Men tread on Snakes, sleep in Bataliaes,
Walk like Confessors, hear, but must not say
What [...] bold world dares act, and what it may.
Yet here all votes, Commons and Lords agree,
The Crosier fell in Laud, the Church in thee.

On the death of his Royall Majesty Charles late King of England &c.

WHat went you out to see? a dying King?
Nay more, I fear an Angel suffering.
But what went you to see? A Prophet slain?
Nay that and more, a martyrd Soveraign.
Peace to that sacred dust! Great Sir our fears
Have left us nothing but obedient tears
To court your hearse; & in those pious flouds
We live, the poor remainder of our goods.
Accept us in these later obsequies
The unplundred riches of our hearts and eyes,
For in these faithful streams and emanations
W' are subjects still beyond all Sequestrations.
Here we cry more than Conquerours: malice
Murder estates, but hearts will still obey.
These as your glory's yet above the reach may
Of such whose purple lines confusion preach.
And now (Dear Sir) vouchsafe us to admire
With envey your arrival, and that Quire
[Page 172] Of Cherubims and Angels that supply'd
Our duties at your tryumphs: where you ride
With full caelestial Iôes, and Ovations
Rich as the conquest of three ruin'd Nations.
But 'twas the heavenly plot that snath d you hence,
To crown your soul with that magnificence
And bounden rights of honor, that poor earth
Could only wish and strangle in the birth.
Such pitied emulation stop'd the blush
Of our ambitious shame, non-suited us.
For where souls act beyond mortallity
Heaven only can performe that Jubilee.
We wrastle then no more, but bless your day
And mourn the anguish of our sad delay:
That since we cannot add, we yet stay here
Fettred in clay: Yet longing to appear
Spectators of your bliss, that being shown
Once more, you may embrace us as your own.
Where never envy shall devide us more,
Nor Citty tumults, nor the worlds uproar.
But an eternal hush, a quiet peace
As without end, so still in the increase
Shall lull humanity a sleep, and bring
Us equal subjects to the heavenly King.
Till when I'le turn Recusant, and forswear
All Calvin, for there's Purgatory here.

An Epitaph.

STay Passenger: Behold and see
The widdowed grave of Majestie.
Why tremblest thou? Here's that will make
Al [...] but our stupid souls to shake.
Here lies entomb'd the sacred dust
Of Peace and Piety, Right and Just.
The bloud (O startest not thou to hear?)
Of a King, 'twixt hope and fear
Shedd, and hurried hence to bee
The miracle of miserie.
Add the ills that Rome can boast.
Shrift the world in every coast,
Mix the fire of earth and seas
With humane spleen and practises,
To puny the records of time,
By one grand Gygantick crime,
Then swell it bigger till it squeeze
The globe to crooked hams and knees,
Here's that shall make it seem to bee
But modest Christianitie.
The Lawgiver, amongst his own▪
Sentenc'd by a Law unknown.
Voted Monarchy to death
By the course Plebeian breath.
The Soveraign of all command
Suff'ring by a Common hand.
[Page 174] A Prince to make the o [...]ium more
Offer'd at his very door.
The head cut off, ô death to see't!
In obedience to the feet.
And that by Justice you must know,
If you have faith to think it so.
Wee'le stir no further then this sacred Clay,
But let it slumber till the Judgment day.
Of all the Kings on earth, 'tis not denyed,
Here lies the first that for Religion died.

A Survey of the World.

THe World's a guilded trifle, and the state
Of sublunary bliss adulterate.
Fame but an empty sound▪ a painted noise,
A wonder that nere looks beyond nine dayes.
Honour the tennis-ball of fortune: Though
Men wade to it in bloud and overthrow;
Which like a box of dice uneven dance
Sometimes 'tis one's, somtimes another's chance.
Wealth but the hugg'd consumption of that heart
That travailes Sea & Land for his own smart.
Pleasure a courtly madness, a conceipt
That smiles and tickles without worth or weight
Whose scatter'd reck'ning when 'tis to be paid
Is but repentance lavishly in-layd.
The world, fame, honour, wealth, & plea­sure then
Are the fair wrack and Gemonies of men.
[Page 175] Ask but thy Carnall heart if thou shouldst bee
Sole Monarch of the worlds great familie,
If with the Macedonian Youth there would
Not be a corner still reserv'd that could
Another earth contain? If so? What is
That poor insatiate thing she may call bliss?
Question the loaden Gallantry asleep
What profit now their Lawrels in the deep
Of death's oblivion? What their Triumph was
More than the moment it did prance & pass?
If then applause move by the vulgar crye,
Fame's but a glorious uncertainty.
Awake Sejanus, Strafford, Buckingham,
Charge the fond favourites of greatest name,
What faith is in a Prince's smile, what joy
In th' high & Grand Concilio le Roy?
Nay Caesar's self, that march'd his Honour▪s through
The bowels of all Kingdoms, made them bow
Low to the stirrop of his will and vote,
What safety to their Master's life they brought?
When in the Senate in his highest pride
By two and thirty wounds he fell and dyed?
If Height be then most subjected to fate?
'Honour's the day-spring of a greater hate.
Now ask the Grov'ling soul that makes his gold
His Idol, his Diana, what a cold
Account of happiness can here arise
From that ingluvious surfet of his eys?
[Page 676] How the whole man's inslaved to a lean dearth
Of all enjoyment for a little earth?
How like Prometheus he doth still repair
His growing heart to feed the Vultur care.
Or like a Spider's envious designes
Drawing the threds of death from her own loines.
Tort'ring his entrails with thoughts of to morrow,
To keep that masse with grief he gain'd with sorrow.
If to the clincking pastime in his ears
He add the Orphanes cries and widdows tears
The musick's far from sweet, and if you sound him
Truly, they leave him sadder than they found him.
Now touch the Dallying Gallant, he that lyes
Angling for babies in his Mistris eyes,
Thinks there's no heaven like a bale of dyce
Six Horses and a Coach with a device.
A cast of Lacquyes, and a Lady-bird,
An Oath in fashion, and a guilded Sword,
Can smoak Tobacco with a face in frame,
And speak perhaps a line of sense to th' same,
Can sleep a Sabboath over in his bed,
Or if his play book's there will stoop to read,
Can kiss its hand, and congey a la mode,
And when the night's approaching bolt abroad,
Unless his Honour's worship's rent's not come;
So he fals sick, and swears the Carrier home.
Else if his rare devotion swell so high
To waste an hour-glasse on divinity,
[Page 177] Tis but to make the church his stage, thereby
To blaze the Taylor in his ribaldry.
Ask but the Jay when his distress shall fall
Like an arm'd man upon him, where are all
The rose-buds of his youth? those atick toyes
Wherein hee sported out his pretious dayes?
What comfort he collects from Hawk or Hound?
Or if amongst his looser hours, he found
One of a thousand to redeem that time
Perish'd and lost for ever in his prime?
Or if he dream'd of an eternal bliss?
Hee'le swear God damne him he nere thought of this.
But like the Epicure ador'd the day
That shin'd, rose up to eat, and drink, and play.
Knows that his body was but dust, and dye
It once must, so have mercy, and God b'wy.
Thus having traverss'd the fond world in brief,
The lust of th' eyes, the flesh, and pride of life,
Unbiass'd and impartially, we see
Tis lighter in the scale than vanitie.
What then remains? But that we stil should strive
Not to be born to dye, but dye to live.

An old Man Courting a young Girle.

COme beauteous Nymph, canst thou em­brace
An aged, wise, majestick grace
[Page 178] To mingle with thy youthfull flames?
And make thy glories stayd? The Dames
Of looser gesture blush to see
Thy Lillies cloth'd with gravitie?
Thy happier choice? thy gentle Ʋine
With a sober Elm entwine?
Seal fair Nymph that lovely tye
Shall speak thy honour loud and high.
Nym:
Cease Grandsire Lover, and forbear
To court me with thy Sepulcher,
Thy chill December and my May,
Thy Evening and my Break of Day
Can brook no mixture, no condition,
But stand in perfect opposition.
Nor can my active heart embrace
A shivering Ague in love's chase.
Only perhaps the luky tye
May make thy forked fortune high.
Man:
If fretted roofs, and beds of down,
And the wonder of the Town,
Bended knees, and costly fare,
Richest dainties without care,
May temptatious motives bee
Here they all attend on thee,
And to raise thy blisse the more,
Swell thy Truncks with pretious O [...]e,
The glittering entrailes of the East
To varnish and perfume thy Nest.
Nym.
[Page 179]
I question not Sage Sir but shee
That weds your grave obliquitie,
Your Tizick, Rhewms, and Soldans face
Shall meet with Fretted Roofs apace,
I fancy not your bended knees
Least bowing you can sprightly rise,
Your gold too when you leave to woo
Will quickly become Pretious too.
And dainty Cates without delight,
May glut the day but starve the night.
For when thou boasts the Beds of bliss,
The man, the man still wanting is.
Man.
Nay gentle Nymph think not my fire
So quench'd, but that the strong desire
Of love can wake it, and create
New action to cooperate.
The sparks of youth are not so gone,
But I—ay marry that I can.
Come smack mee then me pretty dear,
Tast what a lively change is here.
Why fly'st thou me?—
Nym.
—yce yce begon,
Clasp me not with thy Frozen Zone.
That pale aspect would best become
The sad complexion of a Tombe.
Think not thy Church-yard look shall moove
My spring to be thy Winter's Stove
If at the Resurrection wee
Shall chance to marry, call on mee
[Page 180] By that time I perhaps may ghuess
How to bathe and how to dress
Thy weeping legs and simpathise
With perish'd lungs and wopper eyes;
And think thy touchy passion wit,
Love disdain and flatter it;
And 'midst this costive punishment
Raise a politick content.
But whiles the Solstice of my years
Glories in its highest sphears,
Deem not, I will daign to be
The Vassal of infirmitie.
The skreen of flegmatick old age,
Decay'd Methusalem his page.
No, give me lively pleasures, such
Melt the fancy in the touch;
Raise the appetite, and more,
Satisfie it ore and ore.
Then from the ashes of those fires
Kindle fresh and new desires.
So Cyprus be the Scaene: Above
Venus and the God of love,
Knitting true-love-knots in one
Merry happy Union.
Whiles their feath'red team appears
Doves and Sparrows in their gears
Flutt'ring ore the jovial-frie
Sporting in love's Comaedie.
Man.
[Page 181]
Hold hasty soul, beauty's a flower
That may perish in an hour,
No disease but can disgrace
The trifling blossoms of a face,
And nip the heights of those fond toyes
That now are doted on with praise.
The noon-glory of the Sun
To the shades of night must come.
May, for all her guilded prime
Has its weak and withering time.
Not a bud that owes its birth
From the teeming-mother earth
But excells the fading dress
Of a womans loveliness.
For when flowers vanish here
They may spring another year.
But frail beauty when 'tis gone
Findes no resurrection.
Scorn me then coy Nymph no more,
Fly no higher, doe not soare,
Those pretty rubies of thy lips
Once must know a pale Eclipse.
And that plump alluring skin
Will be furrow'd deeply in.
And those curled locks so bright
Time will all besnow with white.
Not a glory, not a glance,
But must suffer change and chance.
Then, though now you'l not contact
With me in the marriage Act,
[Page 182] Yet perforce chuse, chuse you whether
You and I shall Lye together.

An Epitaph on his deceased Friend.

HEre lies the ruin'd Cabinet
Of a rich soul more highly set.
The drosse and refuse of a minde
Too glorious to be here confin'd.
Earth for a while bespake his stay
Only to bait and so away:
So that what here he doted on
Was meerly accommodation.
Not that his active soul could bee
At home, but in eternitie.
Yet while he blest us with the rayes
Of his short continued daies,
Each minute had its weight of worth,
Each pregnant hour some Star brought forth.
So whiles he travell'd here beneath
He liv'd, when others only breathe.
For not a sand of time slip'd by
Without its action sweet as high.
So good, so peacable, so blest,
Angels alone can speak the rest.
Mount Ida, or, Beauties Contest.
THree regent Goddesses they fell at odds,
As they sat close in councel with the gods,
Whose beauty did excel? And thence they crave
A moderator of the strife to have,
But least the partiall heavens could not decide
The grudg, they stoop to Mortals to be try'd.
Mantled in clouds then gently down they fall
Upon Mount Ida to appease the brall,
Where Priam's lovely Boy sporting did keep
His Fathers lambes and snowy flocks of sheep,
His lilly hand was soon ordain'd to bee
The harmless Ʋmpire of the fond decree.
To him, to him they gave the Golden Ball,
O happy goddess upon whom it fall!
But more unhappy Shepeard, was't not pittv
Thou didst not send it at a close Committee?
There, there thou hadst surpass'd what did be­fall,
Thou might'st have crowned One, yet pleased All.
First then Imperious Juno did display
Her coronet of glories to the Boy,
And rang'd her stars up in an arched ring
Of height and majesty most flourishing,
Then wealth and honour at his foot did lay
To be esteem'd the Lady of the day.
Next Pallas that brave Heroina came,
The thund'ring Queen of action, war & fame,
[Page 184] Dress'd in her glittering armes, wherewith she layes
Worlds wast, & new ones from their dust can raise,
These, these she tenders him, advanc'd to bee,
With all the wreaths of wit and gall antrie.
Last Venus breaks forth of her golden raies,
With thousand Cupids crown'd, ten thousand Boyes,
Sparkling through every quadrant of her eyes,
Which made her beauty in full glory rise:
Then smiling vow'd so to sublime his parts
To make him the great Conquerour of hearts.
Thus poor distracted Par [...]s all on fire
Stood trembling deep in doubt what to desire,
The sweet temptations pleaded hard for all,
Each theatre of beauty seem'd to call
For the bright prize: but he amazed hee
Could not determine which, which, which was shee
At last the Cyprian Girle so strook him bli [...]de
In all the faculties of soul and minde,
That he poor captiv'd wretch without delay
Could not forbear his frailty to betray,
But maugre honour, wisdom, all above▪
He ran & kiss'd & crown'd the Queen of Love.
Pallas and Juno then in high disdain
Took snuff and posted up to heaven again▪
As to a high Court of appeal, to bee
Reveng'd on men for this indignitie.
[Page 185] 'Hence then it happens that the Ball was lost
''Tis two to one but love is alwaies crost.
Ʋpon a Flye that flew into a Lady's eye, and there lay buried in a tear.
POor envious Soul! what couldst thou see
[...]n that bright Orb of puritie?
That active globe? That twinkling sphear
Of beauty to be medling there?
Or didst thou foolishly mistake
The glowing morn in that day-break?
Or was't thy pride to mount so high
Only to kisse the Sun and dye?
Or didst thou think to rival all
Don Phaethon and his great fall?
And in a richer Sea of brine
Drown Icarus again in thine?
Twas bravely aim'd, and which is more
Th' hast sunck the fable ore and ore.
For in this single death of thee
Th' hast banqurrupt all Antiquitie.
O had the fair Aegiptian Queen
Thy glorious monument out seen,
How had she spared what time forbids
The needlesse tott'ring Pyramids!
And in an emulative chafe
Have begg'd thy shrine her Epitaph?
Where, when her aged marble must
Resigne her honour to the dust,
[Page 186] Thou mightst have canonized her
Deceased Time's Executor?
To ripp up all the western bed
Of spices where Sol layes his head,
To squeeze the Phaenix and her Nest
In one perfume that may write Best,
Then blend the gall'rie of the skyes
With her Seraglio of eyes,
T' embalm a name, and raise a Tombe
The miracle of all to come,
Then, then compare it: Here's a Gemm
A Pearl must shame and pitty them.
An amber drop, distlled by
The sparkling Limbeck of an eye,
Shall dazle all the short essaies
Of rubbish worth, and shallow praise.
We strive not then to prize that tear
Since we have nought to poise it here.
The world's too light. Hence, hence we cry
The world, the world's not worth a Fly.

Obsequies To the memory of the truly Noble, right Valiant and right Honourable Spencer Earle of Nor­thampton Slain at Hopton Field in Safford­shire in the beginning of this Civill War.

VVHat? The whole world in silence?
Not a tear
In tune through all the speechless Hemisphaere?
[Page 187] Has grief so seiz'd and sear'd man-kinde in all
The convoyes of Intellegence? No fall
But those of Waters heard? No Elegies
But such as whine through th' organs of our eyes?
Can Pompey fall again? And no Pen say
Here lies the Romane Liberty in clay?
Or can his bloud Boe-die th' Egiptian Sand,
And the black crime doe less than [...]ann the land?
And make the Region instead of a verse
And tombe his sable Epitaph and Hearse?
So here Northampton that brave Heroe fell
Tryumphant Roman thy pure paralell,
The blush and glory of his Age: Who dyed
In all points happy, but the Weak [...] side.
Only to forreign parts he did not roam,
The kinde Egiptians met him nearer home.
Both, and such, Causes, that the world confess
There's nought to plead against them but Success.
Malignant Loyalty! a glorious fame
And sin, for which God never found a name.
Which had it scaped the Rubrick of these times
Had still continued among Holy Crimes.
A Text on which we finde no gloss at all
But in the Alcorn of Gold-smiths Hall!
Now (Great Adolphus) give me leave to stir
The ashes of thy Urne, and Sepulcher;
And branch the flowers of the Sweadish glory
As rivall'd to the life in our sad story:
Yet not impaire thy plumes, by adding more
To suit that splendor from a neighbour shore [...]
[Page 188] Nor deem thy honor less thus match'd to bee,
If Compton dyed to grasping Victorie.
An active soul in gallant fury hurl'd
To club with all the worthies of the world.
Blinde, envious, piping Fortune! what could bee
The tottering ground of this thy trecherie?
To stop the ballance of that brave Carrear
Was both at once thy miracle and fear?
Was't not a pannick dread surpriz'd thy soul
Of being made servile to his high controul?
Blush and confess poor Caitiff-godess! so
Wee'le quit his in thy [...]eall over-throw.
And De [...]th, thou worm! thou pale Assassi­nate!
Thou sneaking hireling of revenge and hate,
Didst not thou feel an Earth-quake in thy bones?
Such as rends Rocks and their foundations?
No Tirtian shivering, but an Ague fit
Which with a burning Feaver shall commit
The world to ashes? when thou stolest creptst under
That Helmet which durst dare Jove and his thunder
But since the bays he reacht at grew not here,
Like a wise souldier, and a Cavalier,
He left his coveteous enemie at bay,
Rifling the carriage of his flesh and clay:
While his rich soul pursued the greater game
Of Honour to the skies, there fix'd his name.
I shall not therefore vex the Orbs to trace
Thy sacred foot-steps in that hallow'd place.
Nor start a feigned Star, and swear it thine,
Then stretch the Constellation to thy line.
Like a Welch Gentleman that tacks his kin
To all Coats in the countrey he lives in.
Nor yet, to raise thy Flaming Crest, shall I
Knock for the wandring Planets in the sky:
Perhaps some broken beauty of stale doubt,
To comment on her face has hir'd them out▪
Let fame, & thy brave race thy Statue live,
The world can never such another give.
Whiles each soul sighes at the sad thought of thee
There fell a Province of Nobilitie.
A fall, had Zeal but husbanded its throat,
That sunck the House of Lords, and saved the Vote.
They only state mute Titles in their gears,
He singly represented all the Peeres.
One, had the enemy imployd their Smeck,
Those Ring-worms of the Church, to beg a neck
With Claudius, to metropolize all worth,
Rome, & what ere the Suburbe world brought forth,
In him the sword did glut its ravening eye,
The rest that kick'd up were the smaler Frye.
Sparks only of that fire in him deceas'd,
Nyfles that crack'd and vanish'd north & west.
He lead the Royal war in such a dye,
In that dire entrance of the Tragedy,
[Page 190] The sense (Great Charles) no longer to pro­rogue,
None but thy self could speak the Epilogue.

The London Lady.

GEntly my Muse! 'tis but a tender piece,
A paradox of Fumes and Ambergreece.
A cobweb-tinder at a touch takes fire,
The tumbling wherligig of blinde desire.
Vulcan's Pandora in a christal shrine,
Or th' old Inn faced with a new painted signe.
The spotted voyder of the Term: In short
Chymical nature phisick'd into Art.
But hold rude Satyr, here's a Hector comes,
A Cod-pe [...]ce Captain that with her shares sums,
One claims a Joynture in her sins, the foile
That puts her off, like the old man ere while
That with a dagger Cloak, and ho-boy gapes
And squeeks for company for the Jack an Apes.
This is the feirce St. George, fo [...]e runs the wag­gon,
And, if occasion be, shall kill the Dragon.
Don Mars the great assendant on the road
When Thomass's teem begins to jog abroad.
The hinter at each turn of Coven Garden,
The Club pickearer, the robust Church warden
Of Lincolne's Inn back corner, where he angles
For Cloaks and Hats, and the smale gam een­tangles
This is the Citty Ʋsher straid to enter
The small drink countrey squires of the first venter,
[Page 191] And dubs them bach'lor-Knight of the black Jugg,
Mans them into an oath, and the French shrugg,
Makes them fine graduates in smock impu­dence,
And gelds them of their puny mothers sense.
So that when two terms more, and forty pound
Reads them acquainted all Gomorrha round,
Down to their wondring friends at last they range,
With breeding just enough to speak them strange,
And drown a younger brother in a look
Kick a poor Lacquey, and berogue the Cook,
Top a small cry of Tennants that dare stir
In no phrase now, but save your Worship Sir.
But to return: By this my Lady's up,
Has swom the Ocean of the Cawdle Cup,
Convers'd with every washing, every ground,
And Fucus in the Cabinet's to be found,
Has laid the fix'd complexion for the day,
Her breech rings high Change and she must away.
Now down the Channel towards the Strand she glides,
Flinging her nimble glances on both sides,
Like the death-darting Cockatrice that slye
Close Enginere that murders through the eye.
[Page 192] The first that's tickled with her rumbling wheels
Is the old Statesman, that in slippers reels,
He wire-drawes up his jawes, and snufs and grins,
And sighing smacks, but for my aged shins,
My Conclave of diseases, I would boord
Your lofty Galley: Thus I serv'd my Lord—.
But mum for that, his strength will scarce sup­ply
His back to the Belcone, so god b'wy.
By this she has survey'd the golden Globe,
And finding no temptation to disrobe,
To Durham New Old Stable on she packs,
Where having wine'd and breath'd the what d' yee lacks,
Rusled and bounced a turn or two in ire,
She mounts the Coach like Phaethon all on fire,
Fit for th' impressions of all sorts of evill,
And whirles up tow' [...]ds the Lawyers and the Devill.
There Ployden in his laced Ruff starch'd on edg
Peeps like an Adder through a quickset hedg,
And brings his stale demur to stop the course
Of her proceedings with her yoak of horse;
Then fals to handling of the case, and so
Shews her the posture of her over-throw,
But yet for all his Law and double Fees
Shee'le bring him to joyn issue on his knees:
And make him pay for expedition too,
Thus the gray fox acts his green sins anew.
[Page 193] And well he scapes if all his Norman sense
Can save the burning of his Evidence.
But out at last shee's hudled in the dark,
Man'd like a Lady Client by the Clerk.
And so the nimble youngster at the parting
Extorts a smack perhaps before the Carting.
Down Fleet-street next she rowls with pow­derd crest,
To spring clip'd-half-crowns in the Cuekow's nest
For now the Heroes of the yard have shut
Their shops, and loll upon their bulks to put
The Ladyes to the squeek, if so perhaps
Their mistris can spare them from their laps.
Not far she waves and sailes before she clings
With the young tribe for pendents, lace and rings,
But there poor totterd Madam, though to late,
She meets the topsi-turvey of her state,
For the calm'd Boyes▪ [...]aving [...]ought left to pay,
A [...] forced [...]o pawn her, & so run away.
On this the dreadful Drawer soon appears,
Like her ill G [...]us about her ears,
With a long bill of Items that affright
Worse than a skull of Halberds in the night.
For now the Jay's compell'd to untruss all
The tackling upon tick from every stall,
Each sharing Broker of her borrow'd dress
Seems to doe pennance in her nakedness.
For not a Lady of the noble game
But is composed at least of all Long-lane:
[Page 194] An Animal together blow'd and made,
And up'd of all the shreds of every Trade.
Thus purely now her self, homewards she packs,
Exciz'd in all the Dialects of her knacks:
Squeez'd to the utmost thred, and latest grain,
Like Meteors toss'd to their first grit again.
A lane, a lane, she comes, summ'd down to nought,
But shame and a thin under petticoat.
But least I should pursue her to the quick,
I pass: The chase lies now too near the nick
In pitty Satyr then thy lash let fall:
He knowes her best that scans her not at all.
And though thou seemst discourteous not to save her,
No matter, when thou leav'st there's one will have her.

The Times.

TO speak in wet-shod eyes, and drowned looks,
Sad broken accents, and a vein that brooks
No spirit, life, or vigour, were to own
The crush and tryumph of affliction;
And creeping with Themistocles to bee
The pale-faced pensioners of our enemie.
No, 'tis the glory of the soul to rise
By fals, and at re-bound to peirce the skies.
Like a brave Courser standing on the sand
Of some high-working Fretum, views a land
[Page 195] Smiling with sweets upon the distant side,
Garnish'd in all her gay imbroidred pride, woods,
Larded with springs, and fring'd with curled
Impatient, bounces, in the capring flouds,
Big with a nobler fury than that stream a way
Of shallow violence he meets in them;
Thence arm'd with scorn & courage ploughs
Through the impostum'd billows of the Sea;
And makes the grumbling surges slaves to oar
And waft him safely to the further shoar:
Where landed, in a soveraign disdain
He turns back, and surveys the foaming main,
Whiles the subjected waters flowing reel
Ambitious yet to wash the victor's heel.
In such a noble equipage should wee
Embrace th' encounter of our miserie.
Not like a field of corn, that hangs the head
For every tempest, every petty dread▪
Crosses were the best Christians armes: and wee
That hope a wished Canaan once to see
Must not expect a carpet way alone
Without a red-sea of affliction.
Then cast the dice: Let's foord old Rubicon,
Caesar 'tis thine, man is but once undone.
Tread softly though, least Scylla's ghost awake,
And us in the roll of his Proscriptions take.
Rome is revived, and the Triumvirate
In the black Island are once more a state;
The Citty tre mbles: Theres no third to shield
If once Augustus to Antonius yield
[Page 196] Law shall not shelter Cicero, the robe
The Senate: Proud success admits no probe
Of Justice to correct or quare the fate
That bears down all as illegitimate;
For whatsoere it lists to over-throw,
It either findes it, or else makes it so.
Thus Tyranny's a stately Palace, where
Ambition sweats to climbe and nustle there;
But when 'tis enterd, what hopes then remain?
There is no salliport to come out again.
For mischief must rowl on, and gliding grow
Like little rivulets that gently flow
From their first bubling springs, but still in­crease
And swell their channel as they mend their pace;
Till in a glorious tide of villany
They over-run the bancks, and posting fly
Like th' bellowing waves in tumults, till they can
Display themselves in a full Ocean.
And if blinde rage shall chance to miss its way
Brings stock enough alone to make a Sea.
Thus treble treasons are secur'd & drownd
By lowder crimes of deeper mouth and sound.
And high attempts swallow a puny plot
As Canons over-whelme the smaler shot.
Whiles the deaf senseless world inur'd a while
(Like the Catadupi at the fall of Nile)
To the feirce tumbling wonder, think it none
Thus custom hallows irreligion.
And stroaks the patient beast till he admit
The now-grown-light and necessary Bitt.
But whether doe I ramble? Gauled times
Cannot endure a smart hand ore their crimes.
Distracted age? What dialect or fashion
Shall I assume? To passe the approbation
Of thy censorious Synod; which now sit
High Areopagites to destroy all wit?
I cannot say I say that I am one
Of th' Church of Ely-house, or Abington,
Nor of those pretious spirits that can deal
The pomgranets of grace at every meal.
No zealous Hemp-dresser yet dipp'd me in
The Laver of adoption from my sin.
But yet if inspiration, or a tale
Of a long-wasted six hours length prevail▪
A smooth certificate from the sister-hood,
Or to be termed holy before good,
Religious malice, or a faith 'thout works
Other then may proclaim us Jews or Turks.
If these, these hint at any thing? Then, then
Whoop my dispairing Hope come back agen.
For since the inundation of grace,
All honesty's under water, or in chase.
But 'tis the old worlds dot age▪ thereupon
We feed on dreams, imagination,
Humours, and cross-graind passions which now reign
In the decaying elements of the brain.
Tis hard to coin new fancies, when there bee
So few that launch out in discoverie.
Nay Arts are so far from being cherished▪
There's scarce a Colledg but has lost its Head,
[Page 198] And almost all its Members: O sad wound!
Where never an Arterie could be judged sound!
To what a hight is Vice now towred? When we
Dare not miscall it an Obliquitie?
So confident, and carrying such an awe,
That it subscribes it self no less than Law?
If this be reformation then? The great
Account pursued with so much bloud & sweat?
In what black lines shall our sad story bee
Deliver'd over to posteritie?
With what a dash and scar shall we be read?
How has Dame Nature in us suffered?
Who of all Centuries the first age are
That sunck the World for want of due repair?
When first we issued out in cries and tears,
(Those salt presages of our future years)
He ad-long we dropt into a quiet calme,
Times crownd with rosie garlands, spice and balme;
Where first a glorious Church & mother came,
Embrac'd us in her armes, gave us a name
By which we live, and an indulgent brest
Flowing with stream to an eternal rest.
Thus ravish'd the poor Soul could not ghuesse even
Which was more kinde to her yet, earth, or heaven.
O [...] rather wrapp'd in a pious doubt
Of [...]eaven, whether she were in or out.
N [...]xt the Great Father of our Countrey brings
His blessing too, (even the Best of Kings)
[Page 199] Safe and well grownded Lawes to guard our peace,
And nurse our vertues in their just increase;
Like a pure spring from whom all graces come,
Whose bounty made it double Christendom.
Such and so sweet were those Halcyon Dayes
That rose upon us in our Infant rayes;
Such a composed State we breathed under,
We only heard of Jove, nere felt his thunder▪
Terrours were then as strange, as love now grown,
Wrong and revenge lived quietly at home.
The sole contention that we understood
Was a rare strife and war in doing good.
Now let's reflect upon our gratfulness,
How we have added, or (ô) made it less,
What are th' improvements? what our pro­gresse, where
Those handsom acts that say that some men were?
He that to antient wreaths can bring no more
From his own worth, dyes banq'rupt, on the score.
For Father's Crests are crowned in the Son,
And glory spreads by propagation.
Now vertue shield me! where shall I begin?
To what a labyrinth am I now slipp'd in?
What shall we answer them? or what deny?
What prove? Or rather whether shall we fly?
When the poor widdow'd Church shall ask us where
Are all her honours? & that filial care
[Page 200] We owed so sweet a Parent as the Spouse
Of Christ, which here vouchsafed to own a house?
Where are her Boanerges? & those rare
Brave sons of consolation? Which did bear
The Ark before our Israel, and dispence
The heavenly Manna with such diligence?
In them the prim'tive Motto's come to passe,
Aut mortui sunt, aut docent literas.
Bless'd Virgin we can only say we have
Thy Prophets Tombes among us, and their grave.
And here and there a man in colours paint
That by thy ruines grew a mighty Saint.
Next Caesar some accounts are due to thee,
But those in bloud already written bee.
So lowd & lasting, in such monstruous shapes,
So wide the never to be clos'd wound gapes;
All ages yet to come with shivering shall
Recite the fearful pres'dent of thy fall.
Hence we confute thy tenent Solomon,
Ʋnder the Sun a new thing hath been done,
A thing before all pattern, all pretence
Of rule or coppy: Such a strange offence,
Of such original extract, that it bears
Date only from the Eden of our years.
Laconian Agis! we have read thy fate,
The violence of the Spartan love and hate.
How Pagans trembled at the thought of thee,
And fled the horror of thy tragedie.
Thyestes cruel feast, and how the Sun
Shrunk in his golden beams that sight to shun.
[Page 201] The bosoms of all Kingdoms open lye,
Plain and emergent to th' inquiring eye.
But when we glance upon our native home,
As the black Center to whom all points come,
We rest amazed, and silently admire
How far beyond all spleen ours did aspire.
All that we dare assert is but a cry
Of an exchanged peace for Liberty.
A secret term by inspiration known,
A mist that brooks no demonstration,
Unless we dive into our purses, where
We quickly finde Our Freedom purely dear.
But why exclaim you thus? may some men say,
Against the times? when equal night and day
Keep their just course? the seasons still the same?
As sweet as when from the first hand they came?
The influence of the Stars benigne and free,
As at first Peep up in their infancie?
Tis not those standing motions that devide
The space of years, nor the swift hours that glide
Those little particles of age, that come
In thronging Items that make up the Summ,
That's here intended: But our crying crimes▪
Our monsters that abominate the times.
Tis we that make the Metonymie good
By being bad. Which like a troubled floud
Nothing produce but slimy mire and dirt,
And impudence that makes shame malepert.
[Page 202] To travel further in these wounds that lye
Rankling, though seeming closed, were to deny
Rest to an ore-watch'd world, and force fresh tears
From stench'd eyes, new alarum'd by old fears.
Which if they thus shall heal & stop, they bee
The first that ere were cur'd by Lethargie.
This only Axiom from ill Times increase
I gather, There's a time to hold ones peace.
The Model of the new Religion.
WHoop! Mr. Ʋickar in your flying frock!
What news at Babel now? how stands the Cock?
When wags the floud? no Ephimerides?
Nought but conf [...]unding of the languages?
No more of th' Saints arrival? or the chance
Of three pipes two pence and an ordinance?
How many Queere-religiōs? clear your throat,
May a man have a peny-worth? four a groat?
Or doe the Iuncto leap at truss a fayle?
Three Tenents clap while five hang on the tayle?
No Querpo model? never a knack or wile?
To preach for spoons & whistles? cross or pile?
No hints of truth on foot? no sparks of grace?
No late sprung light? to dance the wild-goose chase?
No Spiritual Dragoons that take their flames
From th' inspiration of the citty Dames?
No crums of comfort to relieve our cry?
No new dealt mince-meat of divinity?
Come let's project: By the great late Ec­clipse
We justly fear a famine of the lips.
[Page 203] For sprats are rose an Omer for a sowse,
Which gripes the cōclave of the lower House.
Let's therefore vote a close humiliation
For opening the seal'd eyes of this blinde Na­tion,
That they may see confessingly and swear
They have not seen at all this fourteen year.
And for the splints and spavins too, tis said
All the joints have the Riffcage, since the head
Swelld so prodigious and exciz'd the parts
From all allegiance, but in tears and hearts.
But zealous S r. what say to a touch at praier?
How Quops the spirit? In what garb or ayre?
With Souse erect, or pendent, winks, or haws?
Sniveling? or the extention of the jaws?
Devotion has its mode: Dear Sir hold forth,
Learning's a venture of the second worth.
For since the people's rise and its sad fall
We are inspir'd from much to none at all.
Brother adiue! I see y'are closely girt,
A costive Dover gives the Saints the squirt.
Hence (Reader) all our flying news contracts
Like the State's Fleet from the Seas into acts.
But where's the model all this while you'le say?
'Tis like the Reformation run away.
On Brittanicus his leap three story high, and his escape from London.
PAul from Damascus in a basket slides
Craned by the faithfull Brethren down the sides
[Page 204] Of their embattel'd walls: Britanicus
As loath to trust the Brethrens God with us.
Slides too, but yet more desp'rate, and yet thrives
In his descent, needs must the Devil drives.
Their cause was both the same, & herein meet,
Only their fall was not with equal feet,
Which makes the case Iambick: Thus we see
How much news falls short of Divinitie.
Truth was their crying crime: One takes the night,
Th' other th' advantage of the New sprung Light
Mo mantle his escape: How different be
The Pristin and the Modern Policie?
Have Ages their Antipodes? Yet still
Close in the Propagation of ill?
Hence flowes this use and doctrine from the thump
I last sustain'd (belov'd) Good wits may Jump.

Content.

FAir stranger! winged maid, where dost thou rest
Thy snowy locks at noon? Or on what brest
Of spices slumber ore the sullen night?
Or waking whether dost thou take thy flight?
Shall I goe seek some melanchollick grove?
The silent theatre of dispair and love?
There court the Bitterne and the Pelican
Those Aiery Antipodes to the tents of man?
[Page 205] Or sitting by some pretty pratling spring
Hear hoarse Nyctimene her dirges sing?
Whiles the rough Satyres dance Corantoes too
The chattring Sembriefs of her Woo hoo, hoo?
Or shall I trace some ice-bound wildernesse
Among the caverns of abstruse recess?
Where never prying Sun, nor blushing Day
Could steal a glimps, or intersqueeze a ray?
If not within this solitary Cell,
O whether must I post? Where dost thou dwel?
Shall I let loose the reins of blinde desire?
And surfet every ravening sense? Give fire
To any train? And tyre voluptuousnesse
In all her soft varieties of excess?
And make each day a history of sin?
Drink the A la mort Sun down and up agen?
Improve my crimes to such a roaring score,
That when I dye, where others goe before
In whining venial streams, and quarto pages,
My flouds may rise in folio, sinck all ages?
Or shall I bathe my selfe in widdows tears?
And build my name in th' curse of them and theirs?
Ship-wrack whole nature to craw out a purse
With th' molten cinders of the universe?
Belch nought but ruine? and the horrid cryes
Of fire and sword? & swim in drowned eyes?
Make lanes to crowns & scepters through th' heart's veins
Of Justice, Law, Right, Church and Sove­raigns?
[Page 206] No, no, I trace thee not in this dark way
Of death, this scarlet streak'd Aceldama.
Shall I then to the house of mourning goe?
Where the Salt-peeter Vuates over-flow
With fresh supplies of grief? Fresh tides of brine?
Or traverse the wide world in every line?
Walk through the bowels of each realm and state
Simpling for rules of policy to create
Strang forms of government of new molds & wasts
Like a french Kickshaw of a thousand tasts?
Or shall I dive into the secrecy
Of Nature? Where the most retir'd doth lye?
O [...] shall I waste the taper of my soul
In scrutinies, where neither Northern-pole
Nor Southern-constellation darts a light
To constitute a latitude or height?
Or shall I float into the watry pale
Wan kingdom of the Moon? and there set sail
For all the Orbs? and keep high holiday
With th' Nectar-tipling-Gods in th'milky-way?
Swell Bacchus tripes with a tun of lusty Sack?
And lay the Plump Squire flat upon his back?
O no, these revels are too short, too soure,
Too sad, hugg'd and repented in an hour.
Shal I then plough the seas to forreign soils?
And rake the pregnant Indies for hid spoyls?
Or with the Anchorite abhor the eye
Of heaven, and banish all society.
[Page 207] Live in, and out the world? and pass my dayes
In treading out some strang misterious maze?
Tast every humane sweet? lilly and rose?
With all the sharp guard that about them grows?
Climb wher dispair would tremble to set foot?
Spring new impossibles and force way to't?
Make the whole globe a shop of Chymistry
To melt down all her attomes, and descry
That small Iota, that last pittied grain
Which the gull'd sons of men pursue in vain?
Or shal I grasp those meteors, fame, & praise?
Which breath by th'charity of the vulgar voice?
Pile honour upon honour till it crack
The Atlas of my pride, and break its back?
Hold fancy, hold! for whether wilt thou bear
My sun-burnt hope to loss? 'Tis, 'tis not here.
Soar then (My Soul) above the arched round
Of these poor spangled blisses: Here's no ground
To fix the sacred foot of pure Content,
Her mansion's in a higher element.
Hast thou perceiv'd the sweetness of a groan?
Or tried the wings of contemplation?
Or hast thou found the balm of tears that press
Like amber in the dregs of bitterness?
Or hast thou felt that secret joy that flowes
Against the tide of common over-throws?
Or hast thou known the dawnings of a God
Upon thee, when his love is shed abroad?
Or hast thou heard the sacred harmonie
Of a calm Conscience ecchoing in thee
[Page 208] ▪A Requiem from above? A sealed peace
Beyond the power of hell, sin, or decease?
Or hast thou tasted that communion
Between a reconciled God and Man?
That holy intercourse? Those pretious smiles
Dissolv'd in holy whisprings between whiles?
Here, here's the steps lead to her bless'd a­bode;
Her chair of state is in the throne of God.

May Day.

COme Gallants, why so dull? What mud­dy cloud
Dwells on the eye-brows of the day? Why shroud
Ye up your selves in the furl'd sayles of night,
And tossing lye at Hull? Hark how delight
Knocks with her silver wings at every sense?
And great Apollo Laureal doth Commence?
Up 'tis the golden Jubilee of the year,
The Stars are all withdrawn from each glad Sphear
Within the tyring-rooms of heaven, unlesse
Some few that peep to spy our happinesse
Whiles Phaebus tugging up Olympus craw
Smoaks his bright Teem along on the Gram Paw
Heark how the songsters of the shady plain
Close up their Anthems in a melting strain!
See where the glittring Nimphs whirl it away
In Checkling Caravans as blyth as May;
[Page 209] And th' Christal sweating flowers droop their heads
In blushing shame to call you slug-a beds.
Waste but a glance upon Hide-park, and swear
All Argus eyes are falln, and fixed there.
The dapled lawns with Ladies shine & glow,
Whiles bubling mounts with springs of Nectar flow;
And each kinde Turtle sits and bills his Dove
Dike Venus and Adonis lapp'd in love.
Heark how Amyntas in melodious loud
Shrill raptures tunes his horn-pipe! whiles a crowd
Of snow-white milk-maids crownd with gar­lands gay
Trip it to the soft measure of his Lay.
And fields with curds and cream like green­cheese lye,
This now or never is the Gallaxie.
If the facetious Gods ere taken were
With mortal beauties and disguis'd, 'tis here.
See how they mix societies, and tosse
The tumbling ball into a willing losse,
That th' twining Ladyes on their necks might take
The doubled kisses which they first did stake.
Those pretty earnests of a maiden-head
Those sugred seals of love, types of the bed,
Which to confirm the sweet conveiance more
They throng in thousand times ten thousand score
[Page 210] Such heavenly surfets, as they sporting lye,
Thus catch they from each others lipp & eye.
The game at best, the girls May rould must bee,
Where Croyden and Mopsa, he and shee
Each happy pair make one Hermophrodite,
And tumbling bounce together, black & white,
Where had you seen the chance, you had not known
Whose shew had lovelier bin Madam's or Joan.
Then crown the bowle let every conduit run
Canary, till we lodg the reeling Sun.
Tap every joy, let not a pearl be spilt,
Till we have set the ringing world a tilt.
And sacrifice Arabia Faelix in
One bone fire, one incense offering.
Tis Sack, tis Sack that drowns the thorny cares
Which hedg the pillow, and abridg our years,
The quickning Anima Mundi that creates
Life in dejection, and out dares the Fates,
Makes man look big on danger, and out swell
The fury of that thrall that threatens Hell.
Chirp round my Boyes: let each soul take its sipp,
Who knows what fals between the cup and lip?
What can a voluntary pale look bring
Or a deep sigh to lessen suffering?
Has mischief any piety or regard?
The foyl of misery is a brest prepar'd.
[Page 211] Hence then with folded armes, ecclipsed eyes,
And low imprison'd groans, meek cowardise.
Urge not with oars death that in full saile comes,
Nor walk in forestal'd blacks to that dark tombs.
But rather then th' eternal jaws shall gape,
Gallop with Curtius down the gallant hap.
Mean time here's that shall make our shackles light,
And charm the dismal terrors walk by night,
Tis this that chears the drooping soul▪ revives
The benum'd captive c [...]āp'd in his cold gyves.
Kingdoms and Cottages, the Mill and Throne
Sack the Grand Leveller commands alone.
Tis Sack that rocks the boyling brain to rest,
Confirms the aged hams, and warms the brest
Of gallantry to action, runs half share
And mettal with the buff-fac'd Sons of war.
Tis wit, 'is art, 'tis strength, 'tis all and more;
Then looss the floud gates Georg, wee'le pay or score.
An Epig. to Doulus.
DOulus advanced upon a goodly Steed,
Came mounting ore the plain in very deed,
Wherat the people cring'd & bow'd the knee,
In honour of my Lord's rich Liverie.
Hence swell not Doulus, nor erect thy crest,
Twas for the Goddess sake we capp'd the beast.
An Epig. on the people of England.
Sweating and chafing hot Ardelio cryes
A Boat a Boat, else farwel all the prize.
But having once set foot upon the deep
Hotspur Ardelio fell fast a sleep.
So we, on fire with zealous discontent,
Call'd out a Parliament, a Parliament.
Which being obtain'd at last, what did they doe?
Even squeez the wool-packs, & lye snorting too.
Another.
Erittain a lovely Orchard seem'd to be
Furnish'd with nature's choise varietie,
Temptatious golden fruit of every sort,
Th' Hesperian Garden fann'd from fein'd report,
Great boyes and smal together in we brake,
No matter what disdain'd Priapus spake,
Up, up we lift the great Boyes in the trees,
Hoping a common share to sympathize:
But they no sooner there neglected streight
The shoulders that so rais'd them to this height;
And fell to stuffing of their own bags first,
And as their treasure grew, so did their thirst.
Whiles we in lean expectance gaping stand
For one shake from their charitable hand.
[Page 213] But all in vain the dropsie of desire
So scortch'd them, three Realms could not quench the fire.
Be wise then in ynur Ale bold youths: for fear
The Gardner catch us as Moss caught his Mare.

An Elegie Ʋpon my dear little friend M. I: F. Who dyed the same morning he was born. Decem. 10. 1654.

COme all yee widdowed Muses, & put on
Your veils, and mourn in a full Helicon.
Press every doleful string to bear a part
In the sad harmonie of a broken heart.
Bring all your sacred springs as sweet supplies
To feed the swelling ocean of mine eyes.
Be dumb yee Sons of mirth, let not a joy
Pry through the smalest crannie of the day:
But let an awful silence seize the soul
Of universal motion, whiles wee towl
Love's passing Bell, and ring a loud to all
Little Adonis and his mighty fall.
Malignant Heaven! can there be envy there
Where never gall nor sequestration were?
Is't possible that in so pure a shrine
So consecrate, so holy, so divine
As thy bless'd mansions, there can dwel a grain
Or attome of black malice or disdain?
That for to boast thy riches to poor men
Could'st drop a pearl and snatch it up agen?
[Page 214] First scrue us to an Extasie of blisse
Then dash us by an Antipe'ristasis?
Punnish a moment's ravishing happiness
With such a furious glut of sharp distress?
Could light & darkness be so twin'd toge­ther
In such close webs of bitter chang of weather,
Just parted by a single subtile thred
No sooner to be judg'd a live but dead?
Could wit and fate no less a torment finde?
Would th' hadst not bin so cruel, or so kinde!
Bless'd Babe! why could not thy friends ma­ny tears
Invite thine innocent stay for a few years?
Or at the least why didst thou them bereave
Of the short comfort of a longer leave?
How can that drown the anguish of thy birth
For joy a man was born upon the earth?
When th' Midwife only could arrive to this
To reach thee to thy first and latest kiss?
How loaded with ingratitude didst thou part
From thy twice travelling Mother in one smart?
First pain'd for thy remiss and slow delay,
Now thrown for thy abortive hast away?
But yet I wrangle not with heavens decree▪
Th' hast only posted ore that miserie,
Through which we beat the hoof sad Seventy Years
To the last Act of life, in hopes and fears,
Midst a perverse world, and a shipwrack'd-age
Of Truth and Worth, & draw late off the Stage.
[Page 215] To lay more weight or pressure upon thee
Twere envy to thy suddain victorie.
Thou only wak'dst into the world, and then
Shut'st up in holy discontent agen.
Thy chast unspoted soul just lighted on
The floor and perch of our low Horison,
But quickly finding the mistake, that here
Was not her Center, nor her Hemisphaere,
She made a point, and darted back most nice
Like lightening to her element in a trice.
The Thracian Dranst which with joy interr
Their Dead, and sport about their Sepulchre,
But mourn still at their birth, to think upon
Those choaking cares of earth are coming on,
May here preach rules of piety to my grief,
In bad times doubting what's best death or life
Crown'd Saint indeed thou might'st have staid.
A mournfull Student in our historie,
Have read a world of sad looks in each page to bee
And passage of a sore distracted age,
And then discuss'd the causes how and why,
Which to repeat renews th' extremity;
So have entail'd thy guiltless tears to ours
Now swel'd to flouds by long continued showers.
But thou hast wrought that haven in a breath,
For which we sweat & tug our selves to death▪
Thou met'st no tempest of assault to stay
Thy fleeting bark in full sail all the way.
[Page 216] Wee're clogd with thousand Remoraes, men of war
That cross the rode, through which with ma­ny a scar
And foil we militant Christians doe cōmence,
And at the last take heaven by violence.
Such was thy suddain how-dee & farewell,
Such thy return the Angels scarce could tell
Thy miss, But that thy feast was drawing on
Of th' Son of God's high Genethliacon,
Where all the holy Hosts appear to sing
Solemn Te Deum's to the glorious King.
Hence flowes thy sweet excuse of hast: Then since
Our loss was thy enjoyment of thy Prince,
The Annual attendance on his Day
To fill the heavens with Haleluiah.
Yet grant us so much of the court, to bee
Envious a while at thy felicitie,
That thou so young a favourite shouldst per­take
Those smiles for which we so much cringing make.
And reach that height of honour in a glance,
For which we toil through Law & Ordinance.
I chide thee then no longer Happy Soul,
Farewel, farewel! since man cannot controule
The hand of Providence. May thine ashes lye
Soft, till I meet thee in eternity!
Where we shal part no more, nor death devide
My griefs and their sweet object, but a tide
Of endlesse joy shall satisfaction make
For this poor stream of brine shed for thy sake.
A short reflection on the creation of the World.
WHen as this circling Globe of Seas and Earth
Snugg'd in her night-clothes, and had neither birth
Nor motion, but a lumpish Caos stood,
An immaterial mass of slimy mud,
A confus'd pre- existent nothing, where
Tis blasphemy to say as yet things were.
The great Eternal Being thought it good
His Spirit here should move upon the floud.
Hence bloom'd the early and the infant light
From out the swathe-bands of eternal night,
Which now furl'd up in sooty curls gives back
And place to Time to date its Almanack.
Whiles Midwife-Nature fits the Vacuum
For the conceal'd impressions yet to come.
This glimmering splendor in its course begun
Christ'ned three dayes before there was a Sun.
Thus things with things in miz'd confusion hurl'd
Lift up their eye-lids, & Thus wak'd the World.
Nor was it yet broad day to any sight,
For time walk'd as it were by candle-light.
The East had not yet guilded bin by those
Bright sparks by which she now most Orient growes.
When as the mutt'ring Elements took their place
And Centers as their several nature was,
[Page 218] The active fire first clipp'd the azure Round,
To which the grosser ayre became a bound,
Each in his proper Orbe was stay'd and pent floud
Environ'd bv a solid Firmament.
This was the time when th' rendevouzing
Disbodying from the earth upon heaps stood,
And N [...]ptune ore that raging bulk of brine
Advanc'd his Mace and [...]cepter tridentine.
Whiles the dry land peepp'd up out of the froth
Like a short Common [...] in a sea of brotn;
Spangled with f [...]uits & flowers, herbs & grass,
And this the teeming world's First up-rise was.
Not long this beauty had in twilight lay
But God made lights to sunder night and day;
And deck the checkred palace of the skyes
With thousand Coronets of twinkling eyes
Which by their rule & aspects in their spears,
Should be for signes and seasons, month s and
And now if ever there was harmony years.
Amongst those blessed motions up on high,
Twas in this instant, when in joynt consent
They danc'd this mask about the Firmament,
And plac'd that heavenly round which ore & ore
Must be renew'd till time shall be no more.
Next those rich bodyes of the Sun and Moon,
Like the High Constables of the watch, for noon
And night, drew forth in glory, whēce created
Tis much more safe admired than debated.
[Page 219] Thus the Surveyors of the world took birth,
And this was The good morrow of the Earth.
There wanted nothing now, trees, herbs, nor plants,
Nor sweets, but a few wilde inhabitants,
Fish and the reptile creature; winged Quires
Of downy Organists for to tune their Lyres,
And fill the breaking ayre with Rapsodies
Of chirping emulation to the skies.
Thus the self generative streams brought forth
Th' Amphibious brood of water and of earth.
The shady woods now range with ecchoing straines
Of shrill melodious notes; whose pretty chains
Tye up the ears of things in silent love
As 'twere a glimpse of heaven dropt from a­bove.
Next came the silver harnass'd scaley fry
Capring upon the deep, to give supply
To every pretty winding brook, which now
With tatling springs and living plenty flow.
Thus Nature peep'd out in her morning dresse
Though not arrived to a full readinesse.
And now the sixth day of God's labour dawnes,
Whenas the blowing meads and tufted lawns
Are stock'd with lowing beasts of every kinde,
The bleating snowy sheep, & fruitful hinde,
All creatures of all sorts for game and food,
Which by the vote of heaven were very good.
The little world and complement of all
Was only absent, for whose sake they call
[Page 220] The Grand Consilio of the gods to make
Man, which of earth and heaven should per­take
God's Image and the globe's Epitome
Must in one structure both united bee.
Hence then the low and lofty Steward came
To head the Collonies, and gave things a name
Even Adam that prime moving dust, that small
And great Vicegerent of the God of all.
Thus the world walk'd abroad rich as the sun,
And God's work ended where Man's work be­gun.
Now that we have survey'd this tumbling Ball
How & whence made, take a short touch on al.
And first of that great mercy, that prime cause
From which all causes spring and take their Laws
Twas meerly The eternal will & Love
Of God reveal'd in time that did him move
To raise an universe of beauty, where
Was neither forme nor mediate matter there.
And thence he fram'd not man first as the summ
And supream piece of all that was to come,
But brought him to a Furnish'd World, compleat
In all proportions, bad him take and eate,
Subdue and have dominion, raign, command,
And supervize the wonders of his hand.
The only homage he sought on his part
Was but the service of an upright heart,
A pure obedience and a station in
That innocency which yet had known no sin.
But why in just six dayes God and no more
Compleated up this building and this store
May some men ask? Was it a type of the
Fix'd Crisis of the world's Catastrophe?
Which the old Rabbins of the Jews suppose
After six thousand years shall have its close?
When all flesh shall an endless Sabbath keep
While sin and time & death are lull'd a sleep?
I dare not fathom these deep misteries
Conceal'd even from the very Angells eyes.
As the beginning of all things hid lay
In the Almighty bosom, where no ray
Could pry into its purpose: So we now
May gh [...]ess the end as undiscover'd, how
Or when, lies lapp'd up in th' obscure decree
And secret cabinet of the dietie.
This only we dare say we know, as light
Began, so fire shall be the world's good night.
Thus having through this glorious week's work prest
Where God left labour I presume to rest.
John chap. 18. ver. 36. My Kingdom is not of this World.
TRue blessed Saviour, true! thy Kingdom's not
Of this world. For we cannot finde a spot
Of thy Crown Land, where Geometrie may stay
Her reeling compass to move any way
[Page 222] In demonstration of that circling Round
That may define th' inclosure Holy ground:
But since thy Church grew Stately & fell down,
The lands are all confiscate from the Crown.
Conntrey freez Elders have thy Flesh hooks bin
To shrive the Levites Pot and all within.
And never conscious of thy pious rule
Leave poor Elias to th' charity of the foul.
Or like the Indian Astomi, to smell
His way to life, or live by miracle.
Thus Sion's wasted, and thy Prophets slain:
And Godlinesse hath proov'd the only Gain.
Math. chap. 11 ver. 28. Come unto me all yee that labour and are heavy laden &c.
MOst great and glorious God! how sweet, how free
Is thy kinde invitation! but ay mee
The clogs of sin
So rein me in
And black shame mix'd with guilt restrains my will
From all designes but doing ill,
So that I tremble to approach thy throne,
And tread the Courts of the most Holy One.
But yet thy Call's so powerfully good,
So pressing, that 'tis death if once withstood.
Nor is it less
To tempt thy Holiness.
[Page 223] In this extream this streight what shall I doe?
I'de come, but bee accepted too:
But ô my loud-tongu'd sins so fill the ayre
They'le bar up heaven against my cry & pray­er.
Yet wherfore should I doubt? 'Tis not the call
Of Cherubims, or ought Angelical;
Tis he, tis hee
That in that extasie
Of fear to sincking Peter reach'd his hand
And snatch'd him from the grave to land;
Jehovah, he that tryes the reines, and sees
Our wounds and moanes, our deep infirmities.
Shall I then with poor Adam strive to hide
My nakedness with leavs? Or slip a side?
O no, he spyes my way
By night as by noon day:
Darkness cannot exclude him, nor the shade
Of Hell from what his hands have made;
He knows our thoughts evē long before they were,
And when those lips bid come, can there be fear?
But ô 'tis said hee's a Consuming fire!
But ô 'tis sure he now layes by his ire:
He thunders out
With trumpets shout
No Judgment from mount Sinai: But a still
Soft voice of love and free good will.
He that appear'd then in a warlike dress,
Seeks now the stray sheep in the Wilderness.
[Page 224] Put off thy terrors then Great God, and I
Shall humbly prostrate at thy foot-stool lye;
And there bemoan
With many a groan
And bitter tear my sinful sins to thee,
To thee alone canst pardon mee.
O shut not up thy mercy in disdain,
Nor yet remember my old sins again!
Impute not my youth's guilt unto my charge?
But thou that offer'st Rest, set me at large
Even from this death,
And hell beneath
That gapes with open jaws to swallow all
That on thee doe neglect to call;
And hardned in their sins thy spirit grieve
By a contempt and wilful hate to live.
But ere thou cōm'st bless'd God to pass me by
First hide me from thy sin-abhorring eye,
That I may stand
Like Moses cover'd with thy hand
Close in the cilft of Christ's wounds, in the dress
And garment of his Righteousnesse,
And on me through his satisfaction look,
That on his score my sad transgressions took.
Receive me then, but with that kinde regret
The good old man his prodigal childe met,
Who as't appears
Devided betwixt joy and tears
Ran and embrac'd, & kiss'd his drooping Son,
In all points now undone,
[Page 225] But that rich treasure of a Father's love
Which nere could be exhausted, nor remove.
Such bowels of compassion Lord put on!
Such pregnant yernings of affection!
Then hear my cry,
And heal my malady.
Though I have sinn'd yet Christ hath satisfied.
O Judg not, for 'tis he that dyed.
But hear the voice of his still streaming gore
Which calls to thee for mercy more & more.
Prevent not then thy Angels joy in mee
To see a sinner reconcil'd to thee!
Nor let thy love
So barren prove,
Or loose its end for which thou sent'st it here,
Even my salvation now so neer.
What pleasure in my bloud Lord cā there be?
Or will the chambers of death honour thee?
Thy call is not a summons to the Bar
Of Justice, but a throne where mercies are
Like flowing balm
To mitigate and calm
The tumult of a rageing conscience;
Whose pricking bitter ecchoing sense
Holds out a flag of death, whose motto runs
No hope, no peace, no such rebellious Sons.
But Lord thy sweeter promise is the ground
We lean & build upon; canst thou be found
Lesse than thy self?
A ship-destroying shelf?
[Page 226] No, though an Angel from thine Altar swear
My sins unpardonable are,
My crimes so great cannot forgiven bee,
Yet Lord I come, yet Lord I trust in thee.
O then accept my Heavy laden Soul
Crush'd with the burden of her sins, so foul
She dares not brook
Once up to look;
But drown'd in tears presumes to come on board,
And for this once to take thy word;
If I at last prove ship-wrack'd for my pain
I'le never venture soul more so again.
A Sing-song on Clarinda's Wedding
NOw that Love's Holiday is come,
And Madg the Maid hath swept the room
And trimm'd her spit and pot,
A wake my merry Muse, and sing
The Revells, and that other thing
That must not be forgot.
As the gray morning dawn'd, tis sed
Clarinda broke out of her bed
Like Cynthia in her pride:
Where all the Maiden Lights that were
Compriz'd w ithin our Hemisphaere
Attended at her side.
[Page 227] But wot you then with much a doe
They dress'd the Bride from top to toe
And brought her from her chamber.
Deck'd in her robes and garments gay
More sumptuous than the live-long-day
Or Stars enshrin'd in Amber.
The sparkling bullose of her eyes
Like two ecclipsed Suns did rise
Beneath her christal brow.
To shew like those strange accidents
Some suddain changable events
Were like to hap below.
Her cheeks bestreak'd with white and red
Like pretty tell-tales of the bed
Presag'd the blustring night
With his encricling armes and shade
Resolv'd to swallow and invade
And skreen her virgin light.
Her lips those threds of scarlet dye,
Wherein Love's charmes and quiver lye,
Legions of sweets did crown;
Which smilingly did seem to say
O crop me, crop me whiles you may,
A non th' are not mine own.
[Page 228] Her Breasts those melting Alps of snow
On whose fair hills in open shew
The God of Love lay napping;
Like swelling Buts of lively Wine
Upon their ivory stells did shine
To wait the lucky tapping.
Her waste that slender type of man
Was but a small and single span▪
Yet I dare safely swear
He that whole thousands has in fee
Would forfeit all, so he might bee
Lord of the Mannor there.
But now before I passe the line
Pray Reader give me leave to dine,
And pause here in the midle;
The Bridegroom and the Parson knock,
With all the Hymeneall flock,
The Plum-cake and the Fidle.
When as the Priest Clarinda sees,
He stared as't had bin half his fees
To gaze upon her face:
And if the spirit did not move
His continence was far above
Each sinner in the place.
[Page 229] With mickle stir he joyn'd their hands,
And hamp'red them in marriage bands
As fast as fast might bee,
Where still me thinks, me thinks I hear
That secret sigh in every eare,
Once love remember mee!
Which done the Cook he knock'd amain
And up the dishes in a train
Come smoaking two and two▪
With that they wip'd their mouths and sate,
Some fell to quaffing, some to prate,
Ay marry and welcome too
In pay' [...]s they thus impal'd the meat
Roger and Marget, and Thomas and Kate,
Rafe and Bess, Andrew and Maudlin,
And Valentine eke with Sybell so sweet,
Whose cheeks on each side of her snuffers did meet
As round and as plump as a codling.
When at the last they had fetched their freez,
And mired their stomacks quite up to y • knees
In claret for and good chear,
Then, then began the merry din,
For as it was thought they were all on the pin,
O what kissing and clipping was there!
[Page 230] But as luck would have it the Parson said grace,
And to frisking & dancing they shuffled apace,
Each Lad took his Lass by the fist,
And when he had squeez'd her, and gaum'd, her untill
The fat of her face ran down like a mill
He toll'd for the rest of the grist.
In sweat and in dust having wasted the day,
They enter'd upon the last act of the play,
The Bride to her bed was convey'd,
Where knee deep each hand fell downe to the ground
And in seeking the Garter much pleasure was found,
'Twould have made a man's arm have stray'd
This clutter ore Clarinda lay
Half bedded, like the peeping day
Behind Olimpus cap;
Whiles at her head each twittring Girle
The fatal stocking quick did whirle
To know the lucky hap.
The Bridegroom in at last did rustle,
All dissap-pointed in the bustle
The Maidens had shav'd his breeches;
But let him not complain, tis well
In such a storm, I can you tell
He save'd his other stitches.
[Page 231] And now he bounc'd into the bed,
Even just as if a man had said
Fair Lady have at all;
Where twisted, at the hug they lay,
Like Venus and the sprightly Boy,
O who would fear the fall?
Thus both with love's sweet tapers fired,
And thousand balmy kisses tyred,
They could nor wait the rest,
But out the folk and candles fled,
And to't they went; but what they did
There lyes the cream of the jest.

On the much to be lamented Death of that gallant Antiquary and great Master both of Law and Learning, John Selden Esquire.

Epicedium Elegiacum.
THus sets th' Olimpian Regent of the day
Laden with honour; after a full survey
Of the deep works of nature, to return
With greater lustre from his watery urne.
Thus leans the aged Cedar to the rage
Of tempests, which the grove for many an age
Hath grac'd, yet yields to be trāspālted thence
T' adorn the nobler Palace of his Prince.
Thus droops the world, after a smiling May
And June of pride into a withering day,
[Page 232] And hoary winter season, to appear
More lovely in the buds of a fresh year.
Then boast not Time in the eclipsed light
Of Selden's lower orbes, whiles the high flight
Of his enthroned Soul looks down on thee
With scorn, as an ungrateful enemie.
For in his death thou sport'st with thy own dust,
Whiles with his ashes thy poor glories rust.
Mention no more thy Acts of old, nor those
Grand ruines rich in thy proud overthrowes;
In him th' hast lost thy Titles and thy name,
Who dyed the Register of time and fame.
He was that brave Recorder of the world,
When age & mischief had conspir'd & hurl'd
Vast kingdōs into shatter'd heaps; who could
Redeem them from their vaults of dust and mould.
Then raise a monument of honour to
That restor'd life, w ch death could nere undoe.
Such was the fal of this Tenth worthy then,
This Magazine of earth and heaven, and men,
He, whereas others to their ashes creep,
(Those common elements of all that sleep;)
Dissolv'd like some huge Vatican from on high
Whose every limbe became a Library.
As therefore in the works of Nature they
Which are most ripe are neerest to decay:
So here this neighbouring Pyramid on th' sky
Drew neerest heaven when furthest from the eye.
And now thy Mare Clausum's true indeed,
The rode's block'd up to th' many reined steed,
[Page 233] Which to each point of the world's compasse reels,
And tacks her glad discoveries to her keels.
Let then the travelling Mariner in the deep
Of the Reserves of reason goe to sleep;
Since the grave Pole-star of the groaping sky
Has suffer'd ship-wrack in mortallity.
He that would praise thee well through all thy parts
Must ransack all the languages and arts▪
Drain nature to th' last scruple to discry
How far thou went'st in her Anatomy.
Then climbe from orbe to orbe, & gather there
The pure Elixar of each star and sphear,
Which in thy life did club their influence
With thy rich flames as one Intelligence;
Then raise a blazing comet to thy name,
As a devoted Taper to thy Fame,
To live the pitied shadow of that day
And glorious Noon which with thee drew a­way.
When Common People dye, 'tis but a sight
Whose grief and dole's digested in a night.
But when such brawny sinews of a state
As thee break loose; 'tis like a clock whose weight
Being slipp'd a side all motion's at a stand:
Such sorrows doe not wet but Drown a land.
Could we with that brave Macedonian Spark
Offer whole towns and kingdoms to the Ark
Of a lost friend now floating in our eyes,
And make more worlds in this grief sympa­thize,
[Page 234] T'were but due thanks for that high sove­raignty
Ore many nations we enjoy'd in thee
To languish any longer at thy shrine,
Melting the sacred sisters into brine
In a salt Hecatomb of tears, 'twould bee
But a weak, faint and pale discoverie
Of those few artires of life they have
Since the last mortal stab giv'n in thy Grave.
Such was the publick universal wound
That the whole bod' of Law & learning found
In thy preposterous and most sad decease,
There's none can probe the grief, or state that case.
In short, we lost so many Tongues in thee
There's scarce one left to mourn thine obse­quie.
Those shallow issues which now from us rise
Steal through the speechless conduits of our eyes,
Which turning Water Poets tumble forth
Insilent eloquence to bemoan thy worth.
Such deep impressions has thy farewel left
In every bosom, every secret cleft
Of each particular soul, instead of verse
We live thy doleful Epitaph and Hearse.
And what the mournful Prophet sigh'd of old
Seems now broke forth, as of these times fore­told.
Each face shall gather blackness, for in thee
Thus gone, w' are shut up in obscuritie.
Such borrowed dependance had our light
Upon thy sun, thy evening was our night.
But since there's no perfection here, thy glass
To become gold indeed translated was.
[Page 235] Thy furnish'd soul being fill'd with all that could
Be here extracted from the grosser mould
Of earth's Idea, in a brave disdain
Drew to its proper Center, that vast Main
Of truth and knowledg▪ great Jehovah, hee
That's all in all to all eternitie.
Where now I leave thee 'midst a glorious throng
Of Saints; but hope to see thee ere't be long.
Ʋpon the death of John Selden Esquire.
NOw thou art dead, Ʋnequall'd Sir, thy fall
Confounds no less than England's fune­rall;
For when the soul departs that gave her breath,
We are but loathed carkases in thy death.
Thus Pompey's Trunck found on the Egyptian sand
Rome streight pronounc'd her time was at a stand.
So whē a fair ag'd Oak doth downward move
We count not one Tree's loss, but the whole Grove.
As ayre and water when once useless grown
One by too much drouth, one b▪infection,
The Citty and Kingdom both deplore that loss:
And we entitle't one man's private cross.
O that Pythagoras doctrine might obtain,
(Old souls to inform new bodyes hast again)
Th [...]n would the world less sense of sorrow have,
Nought but to life a back-door were thy Grave!
[Page 236] And like the Phoenix dy'dst in balmy spice,
That thēce thou might'st into new glories rise.
But this we hope not for, & 'tis thy praise
Alone & Salomon 's, (None such in your dayes.)
Learned Maimonides hence improv'd his fame,
That none since Moses, such a Moses came.
Joseph's perfections had out-shin'd far more,
If Julius Scaliger had not writ before.
Thou like Melchizedeck knewst no peer nor
Rich only with thy own true estimate.
Witness those matchless volumes that can tell mate,
The world how vast a soul did in thee dwell.
So fraught with such a Mine of knowledg, we
Might think thee well a living Librarie.
Not like our Time-enthusiasts, who disclose
In scurrile Pens, that they can rave in prose,
And in such narrow hoops the conscience pent,
As man nere durst, nor God for laws ere meant.
Nay souls of men with such high reins keep in,
That to be reasonable is counted sin.
No, in such season'd Judgment flowd thy Pen,
We thence might learn what temper became men.
Thou nor to Sects, nor to parties writt'st (& tis
But just to point thee singular in this.)
But wiht unwearied pain dispenc'd thy store,
What all past ages thought and said before.
[Page 237] Arabians, Persians, Hebrews, Greeks and all
The Sun in'ts circuit dines or sups withall
Thee in their several Idioms court, and bring
Their common-wealths of learning to their King
As tribute. Selden hadst thou flourished than
When Jew and Greek, Creet and Arabian
What each in varied Dialects said, could tell,
Thy acquir'd pains had lam'd the miracle.
Thy fruitful Tongues might far as day have run,
To language Countreis to the posting Sun:
The western Climes might have bin told by thee
All that the Indian voic'd, Antiquitie.
Nor is that all, for numerous speech affords,
Without good conduct, but a Mart of words.
A bunch of keyes men prize not wealth, but letts,
Where skill comes short t' unlock the cabinets.
A magazine of sounds in most we see
Serve but to stuss and perfect Pedantrie.
Thy copiousness of Tongues findes matter hence,
It lets in matter that conveyes new sense.
And rat'st thy painted words embroideries,
But as they usher strange discoveries.
That East Idolatry yet had lurk'd 'tis ods
But for thy subject of the Syrian gods.
The world had still in ignorance bin held
How great she was, had Selden not reveal'd
[Page 238] Those pompous Attributes, Titles of renown
Which King, Prince, Emperor challeng'd as their own.
Earles & Marquesses, Dukes & all degrees
Hence found them boundes fix'd for prece­dencies.
A structure so elaborate it would ask
Europe's joynt labour to out-goe the task.
The Law of Nations 'mongst the Hebrews taught,
And Nature's dictates where could we have sought
But from that labour'd Piece is publish'd forth
To leave the world a Legacy of thy worth.
I name not others thy choice rarities,
The Hebrew Priests, defence of British Seas,
Arundles marbles, and the Hebrew wife,
Thy Sanhedrims Tripartite, Edmer's life,
With other choice which I not reckon here,
Least so the hidden embers I should stir
Of rancor gone in some, who measure test
Not by their judgment, but their interst.
Such as wit-bound themselves can faintly spare
To stab with censures, other choicest care.
Such suburb-wits their shackled judgments binde
To reach the bark, and dwell upon the rinde.
When 'twas thy excellence to pursue y e chase,
Till there was left to scruple no more place.
So long Alcides thought his work unsped,
As he to Hydra left or tayle or head.
[Page 239] Thy Plummet sinks into the depe stsound,
Still plunging onward till it finde the ground.
What worn inscriptions didst from dust re­lieve?
And from time's shipwrack didst restore to live?
Custom, or Manners, Ensigne, Form, or Rite▪
What is't thy teeming brain not brought to light?
Now thou hast travell'd through the world's wide coast,
And left no creek, nor path, nor Seas uncrost,
And nature's utmost boundaries hast known,
Twas time thou tookst the period of [...]hine own.
That so thy wakeful soul dismantled hence
Might meet fresh objects for Intelligence
The Grecian Heroe thus when he went through
As far as bounds, wish'd he had more to doe.
So through feirce seas the angry keel is hurl'd
To look out passage to another world.
J. Ʋ. M. A. J. C. Oxon.
Ʋpon the incomparable Learned John Selden.
TWere wrong to thy great name on thee to write,
Who like the Sun shines best with thy own light.
Clocks that are made to imitate the Sun
Seldom run right and true in motion▪
With heaven's great torch; whose course is re­gular▪
And tells us our best acts erroneous are.
[Page 240] Our praise, when best impov'd, is at this stay
As our faint twilight's to the bright mid-day.
All we can speak comes so far short of thee
As doth of nature our Philosophie.
In thine own sphear thrice glorious star then shine;
S [...]nce all our light is but a beam from thine.
The spotless ray originally springs
From the great mass of light, more splendor brings▪
Than when through ayre's dark Medium it re­flects,
Where not so pure a beam the sun projects.
So the first shade some glasses doe present
More vigor hath than to the next is lent.
Thus Pictures from their excellence doe fal
The further off from their Originall.
Ʋpon the death of John Selden.
PRaise that is worthy thee who would re­hearse
Must dare beyond the skill of art, or verse.
Twere sawciness here least flattery for to use,
Where to the nine the ayd of a tenth Muse
Is all too little to proclaime thy worth,
Who art no comet blazing seldom forth,
But a new Star, us mortals for to tell
Thou wert from heaven sent a miracle.
Since then none may presume to reach thy fire,
We may be thought no trespassers to admire.
[Page 241] Thus when we view stars that are far above
Tis no crime such (if not to catch) to love.
Let others speak thy richness by whole sale
Twill us suffice to mention by retayle.
Twas but the least among thy lasting pains
To purge our Laws from errors, & the stains
That long had dwelt on them to wash away,
By Duried Fleta's resurrection day.
Time's ruind monuments, records out of date
And rolls which ages past expos'd to fate,
Thou with such wondrous artifice didst re­vive;
Twas not recovery, but new life didst give.
As if those caracters year'd to dust and death
Hadst re-instated with new soul and breath.
And though on living men tis seldom seen
That men contemporarie pass a due esteem▪
But when the carkass is dissolv'd to dust
Envy gives then what to the dead is just▪
Yet was it said of Selden, none beside,
That he was stamp'd authentick ere he dy'd▪
For tis Truth's voice, at Bar when thou stoods [...]
Thy self was cited for Authority.
I want both pen and utterance to declare by
How great a Master shin'st, how singular
In the deep insight of the Common Laws,
There's n'one make scruple to give thee the Bayes.
And when 'midst throng of business did a rise
Some sturdy doubts, unfathom'd misteri [...]s.
[Page 242] Unto the Hive Statists would soon repair,
Who best of Statists didst deserve the chair.
Laws that were forreign were so much thy own,
They were not more unto their natives known.
Civil and Canon knew'st all Kingdoms ore,
Yea all that ages past did know before.
As if the Sun and thou tri'd Masterie,
Whether more Countries did, or Kingdoms see;
Joynt tenants of the world, for both have gone
Thy daily circle, both annual have run,
Phaebus aim'd not more secrecies to know
Than our great Selden made his Title to.
More I could say the grandiure of your praise
Swels like a torrent on, nor can I raise
A Mound against it. Let this Eulogie
Serve for inscription then, that were each eye
Turn'd to a Sun the round world to survey
We should despair to finde, Selden like thee;
Like Caesar's Amphitheatre never was
Is an Hyperbole that Poets pass.
But we shall keep on modest bounds of fame,
To say like thee nere sprung there such a frame.

Degenerate Love and Choyce.

MAd Heretick forbear to say or swear
That there is such a Meteor as love here.
[Page 243] Tis true; when Adam in that perf [...]ct state
Of life, first went on wooing for a Mate,
Twas pure affection that his soul did catch
And love conjoin'd with God made the best match.
Vertue, not portion was the aim he sought,
For Eve had scarce a smock t' her back tis thought.
But when once Love and Adam were exil'd
Eden, Love soard to heaven, and man grew wilde.
And as his knowledg and that nobler light
He first received, were musled up in night,
Then Avarice and ambition seiz'd the heart
And faculties depraved in every part▪
Hence 'twas he tugg'd and travell'd to restore
That bless'd eternity he lost before.
As though when he fell mortal, God had hid
The Tree of life in earth, which he forbid.
Hence, hence he grip'd at lands, and moths, &
And a large name deep written in that dust.
Thus the blinde sons of men, as real heirs rust,
Of his corruptions, drew their father's cares
And guilt in with their first breath, which sub­lime
And are intens'd in the decayes of time.
Thus matches took the High Cross, and of old
That golden age became an age of gold.
Hagling relations did their issues joyn,
Not to make Good, but to exalt the Line;
[Page 244] And horse-course of their children at a rate
Ordain'd by them, not by the hands of fate.
And therefore Phillip's Asse laden with Oar
Shallsooner take Olynthe, than of yore
Those royal Macedonians, whose high parts
Lost their esteem against such sordid hearts.
If the fine thing with fancies ribboned,
And the gay tuft of feathers on his head,
(That perfect emblem of its empty brain)
Come rumbling with a Coach & dagled train
Of snaphāce-vouchers; can just smack its hād,
And call to read the catalogue of his land;
Run, hold & keep: For this, this, this is hee,
That storms, & takes & routs where ere he be.
To this Diana streight the Ephesians bow:
Or; squeez the wax; no matter where, nor how▪
So the revenue & the joynture's great;
Tis never queston'd whether by Escheat,
Theft, or Disseisin, or the Orphan's tears
It were extorted and grew basely theirs.
But like the Israelites in the Devil's behalf.
Forsake God to adore the goodly Calf.
Then for that pretty trifle, that sweet fool,
Just wean'd from's bread & butter & the school;
Cracknuts & Hobbihorse, & the quaint Jackdaw,
To wear a thing with a plush Scabberd—law;
Whose Father's low-roof'd late-hatch'd Scut­cheon can
Scarce speak him Saped into a gentlemam.
[Page 245] Though at his great expence his armes took
Last circuit from y • Herauld's poor estate.
Like a feirce Countrey Ale-house that renues date
His Licence every Sessions, and so brewes.
But this swayes not the ballance: He has it
That's Vertue, Gallantry, & Worth, and Wit,
All truss'd up in a bag, and more yet to't,
For he that buye [...] him has the Pigg to boot.
And though he cannot speak sense, let it goe,
He offers at it, or else means it so.
His worship's will was good. If he incline
To any vice, as Swearing, Whores, or Wine;
Tis Courage, Youth's fling, or a merry Cup,
Such imperfections soon are sodred up.
If otherwise a clown; tis modestie.
Or simply lavish, tis good nature. Wee
Have vizards of all sizes, small or large,
If's greatness please but to be at the charge▪
Thus Riches which were made man's slave to bee,
Have robb'd him of his native soveraigntie.
And captive beauties, like fair Barks long lost,
Are put to sale by th' Candle, who gives most.
Whiles Love and Honour languish at the door,
Most glorious pittied fancies, prais'd and poor.
But here yee groveling Muck-worms, yee that build
Like Ants in Mole-hills; & tye field to field;
[Page 246] Which varying God's decree, by joyning hands,
Instead of marrying Children, wed your lands.
Tis true, you may pretend a busied care
In the advance and Tilting of an Heir:
And plausibly too; were the structure layd
Upon a noble bottom; humble, stayd,
Religious grace and worth met & combin'd
With th' active vigour of a gallant minde;
This were a pure cōnexion, sweet with good,
A heightning and refining of the bloud.
But the hog-trough wordlings from these measures flirt,
They love a great name though it's made of dirt;
To which the children are th' forc'd Seals and Signes
Of ship-wrack'd free-will in their Fathers loins.
The liberty of choice is quite flung by
With a Proviso of new property.
That primitive capacity of love
Which the all-seeing diety from a bove
Had plac'd in the sweet cabinet of the brest
Is now expuls'd by man, and dispossest.
Upon which breach Lust made an enterance there
W ch spreads its wide infection every where.
Come Worlding let me undeceive thee now.
If man's grand welfare hangs upon the plough;
Or if there be eternity in pelf
And earth, that is as mortal as thy self;
[Page 247] Then thou hast grasp'd to purpose. But if not,
The end of wealth's mistaken in thy plot.
Where much is given, much required shal bee.
Not what was left to thy posterity;
Or the by-issues of thy younger years;
But how & when thou stop'dst the widdowes tears
With timely charity; and reliev'dst the poor
With ready morsels frost-bound at thy door.
These are the works & friends shall follow thee,
The [...]est shall live thy shame or infamie.
Nor would I have thy off-spring cast away
Upon each roving wit, that shall essay
Thy hopeful lovely viands, with pretence
Of some blinde far-hence-travell'd eminence.
Nor that unrighteous Mammon swels thy chest
And thee, let looss on every stragling guest.
But there's a mean in judgment, a mid course,
A difference betwixt a Man and's Horse.
A fair distinction, were not we too nice,
To moderate disdain and Market price.
Forestal not then the world, but let all live▪
Some come to sell by weight, & some to give,
Love never measur'd by the Acre stood,
If we [...]oll fairly, then the bargain's good.

A Dialogue between two water Nymphs Thamesis and Sabrina.

THa.
Ho! all yee sister-streams that go­vern'd be.
By great Diana's watry diety.
[Page 248] Yee silver Nymphs that gliding sport and play,
And kis your flowry bancks, and flowing stray
In lofty murmurs, ô come sit you here,
And lend my swelling grief a voice or tear.
Sab.
What poor afflicted Soul with mourn­ful cries
And sobs awakes my long benighted eyes?
What hapless maid of her first love bereav'd
Bemoans her friend in death's black armes re­ceived?
Perhaps some pining Votress in the dark
Bedews a Lover's tombe with tears; hark! hark!
Tha.
Ah me forlorn! ah me forsaken maid!
Where is my lovelines and honour strayd?
Those glories dwelt upon me? & those swans
That sung my name beyond proud Ganges sands,
And fill'd both Indies with the wide renown
Of my spread fame? Now tost now tumbled down?
Sab.
I thought my crimson streams had bu­ried all
The bitter land-flouds of a Kingdoms thrall.
But lo! a louder eccho living is,
A floud of yet continued miseries.
A tide of wo at last has found a tongue
To bear a sad part in my doleful song:
Speak wretched Maid, whence art?—
Tha.
—tis I, tis I,
Poor Thamesis out of my ruines cry,
[Page 249] Gravell'd with sorrow and scortch'd up with heat
Of war, struck deaf with drums, who was the seat
Of peace and plenty, now the rouling map
Of violence and tyranous mishap.
Sab.
Alas fair Princess! were there left in mee
A Creek reserv'd from grief to pitty thee,
With what swift hast should I divert the course
Of my salt waves to mixt their scatter'd force
With that vast body of thy tears? And close
My springs with thine to make a sea of woes?
Tha.
Can there be such a monster that dares own
It's small undoing when my mischief's shown?
O can there be proportion 'twixt the drops
Of private ills, and the full plenteous crops
And buckets of mine anguish? O forbear!
I drank those showers whereof thy storms skirts were.
Sab.
We grant (Great Lady of the Isles) that thy
Tumultuous tumours were that pluresie
That caus'd the opening of our veins. Thy head
Distemper'd, we grew soon imbodied
In the same gulf and ocean of thy pain,
Languishing rivulets of thee the maine.
But if the surges of thy bosom have
Digg'd for thy beauty an untimely grave:
If thy rash waters have so run thee in
The winding gyres and streights of suffering;
[Page 250] Thank thy Augean filthiness for these,
Thy Hydra which hath slain thy Hercules.
Tha.
Tis true Sabrina I have acted right
The fable of that Horse; who needs would fight
The Hart: But finding streight himself to bee
Too weak for his Pallizadoed enemie;
He begs the man to ride him, and became
His slave, to gain an empty victor's name.
Sab.
No, rather I suppose th' hast verefi'd
The story of the Frogs, that to Jove cry'd
To have a King. He heard their praiers tis said
And flung them down a Beam to be their head.
But they dislik'd with peace, again did call,
On which he sent a Stork that eat them all.
So thou that kick'st at quiet kings, hast gain'd
A conquest, w ch now rides thee double rein'd.
Thou, thou that shrunk'st at puny Subsidies
Art eas'd at length with Taxes and Excize;
Hast only chang'd the names of things▪ y • Hague
For Amsterdam, the Meazles for the Plague.
Tha.
Crush not Sabrina now my smarting sores,
But let the offring of my crumbled Towers,
And rubbish Palaces appease thy feirce
Censure: For lo I speak but in my hearse.
This issue of my breath's a parting groan:
Add not affliction to affliction.
Sab.
Nor has that burden lighted all on thee
Alone sweet Nymph, but Humber, Trent & Dee,
[Page 251] Medway, and my poor channel had their share
In th' crimson streams of a most bloudy war.
If by the shore the Publick Father dy'd
Twas not long since the Son here slipp'd a side?
Sav'd by a miracle of Providence,
The finger of the Gods, that caught him hence
From out the jaws of death, to make him more
Than that fight gain'd could seal him con­querour.
But least I lessen thy deserts, ô take
The glory of our ruine for thy sake.
Tha.
Twas I indeed was that main spring of all
That set the judgments moving, w ch did fall,
And in each quarter of the land did roam,
But now again are justly travell'd home
Through my own bowels. O my pride and purse
Were both at once the Countrie's & my curse.
Fulness of bread, & wantoness, that brat
Of sweet abused peace, in me begat
A nicety of palate, a desire
Of novelties, and set [...]ing all on fire,
Which flame once kindled, I was forc'd to be and well
The Fuel of my own calamitie.
Sab.
And rightly, since thou wast the wombe
From whence those Spirits rose, to be their Hell.
The high throne of that many headed Beast
Popular Soveraignty: A snaky nest
And Synagogue of Asps, which share the sweat
Of three tame Nations tyed up from their meat.
Tha.
[Page 252]
What thē Sabrina rests yet to be done?
But that we shun with shame and fly the sun,
Suffring a willing winter to congeal
Our drops to christal, which wee'le mildly deal
In softer showers of pious tears again
Till we have purg'd a scarlet Kingdoms stain.

The Myrtle Grove.

JUst as the reeling Sun came sliding down
Among the Moors and Tethys in a Gown
Of sea-green watcher fettled to embrace
Her great Apollo from his circled race,
And the streak'd heavens did themselves digest
Into a larger Iris, to invest
And cano pie th'illustrious lovely pair
In a Diaphanous Robe of costly ayre:
Clarinda rose amidst the Myrtle Grove,
Like the Queen-mother of the stars above.
But that Clarinda's was no borrow'd Light,
Nor could it, where she was be deemd a night.
Such was the natural glories she put on
They ow'd no being to reflection.
Whiles the inspir'd Musicians of the wood,
Ravish'd at the new day, powr'd out a floud
Of quavering melody in honied strains
To court the glittering Diety of the plains.
Those pretty flow'ry beds of sweets that now
Had clos'd their heads up in an amber dew
[Page 253] Of tears, to mourn the drowsy Sun's good night,
Warm'd with a nobler ardor sprung up right▪
And threw the mantles of dull sleep aside
In a displaid and meritorious pride,
To strew with rich perfumes her balmy way,
Which grew more fragrant by her active ray.
Thus sweetly woo'd Clarinda laid her down
On a cur [...]'d quilt of roses, fondly grown
Proud of their own oppression, whiles they may
Kiss the dear burden w ch upon them lay.
Then skreen'd with harmony, she stretch'd a long
Upon her Damask Couch, where a bright throng
Of Graces hover'd ore the firmament
Of her pure orbs drawn to a full extent.
Whiles a soft gale of wanton wind that blew
Did sport her willing glories into view.
But I poor dazled I, not daring here
T' attempt the splendor of each naked sphear,
Stood peeping through the Opticks of the shade,
Which to my sight a kind reflection made.
Her eyes half shut up in their christal case
Stood twinckling Centinels upon her face;
Or else to take the prospect of those fields
Of beauty which that flowing Tempe yields.
Her coral lips ten thousand smiles enthron'd,
Like clustred grapes which for a vintage groan'd.
[Page 254] The Ivory palace of her stately neck
Cloth'd with majestick aw, did seem to check
The looser pastime of her gamesome hair,
Which in wilde rings ran trick about the ayre.
Her amorous brests swell'd to a lovely rise
Of dripping plenty a twinn'd Paradise
Of milk and honey, exhal'd my roving eye
Into a soul-ensnaring extasie.
And had I not recoil'd without delay
I there had wandred in the milky way▪
Her belly like the Ace of Clubs, so white,
So black, the struting pillow of delight,
So fired the catching tinder of my s [...]nse,
That I no longer Student could commence,
But streight weigh'd anchor & tack'd up the sail
To the main yard, waiting a stiffer gale
To pass me through those ticklish streights of Man
Into the full Mediterranean.
At last I plung'd into th' Elysian charms,
Fast claspp'd b [...] th' arched Zodiack of her arms
Those closer clings of love, where I pertaked
Strong hopes of bliss; but so, ô so I waked!
To my honoured friend Mr. T. C. that ask'd mee how I liked his Mistris being an old widdow.
BUt prethee first how long hast bin
Lost in this sad estate of sin?
That the milde Gout, or Pox, or worse
Serves not to expiate thy curse?
[Page 255] Some Pestilence else may be thou ght upon,
And not such absolute damnation.
Are rocks and halters grown so dear
That there's no perishing but here?
Doe no Committee yet survive
Those cheaper Gregories of men alive?
If thou wilt needs to Sea, ô must it bee
In an old Gall [...]asse of sixty three?
A snail-crawl'd botom? A gray Bark
That stood at Font for Noah's Ark?
Whose wrinkled Poop in figures furl'd
Describes he [...] travels round the world?
A Nut, w ch whē th' hast crack'd & fumbled ore
Thou'lt finde the Squiril has bin there before?
Then raise the Siedge from falling on▪
That old dismantled garrison.
Rash Lover speak what pleasure hath
Thy Spring in such an Aftermath?
Who, were she to the best advantage spread,
Is but the dull husk of a maiden head.
How canst thou then delight the sense
In beautie's preterperfectense?
And dote upon that free-stone face
Which wears but the records of grace?
Whose antick Monast'ry brags but a Chest
Of venerable Reliques at the best?
O can there such a famine bee
Of piping hot virginitie,
That thou art forc'd to slur and cheat
Thy stomack with the broken meat?
[Page 256] Why he that wooes a Widdow does no more
Then court that Quagmire where one sunk be­fore.
Fie▪ prize not then those Arras Looks
Sullied and thumb'd like Town-hall Books!
I like thy fancy well to have
Its misery so near its Grave.
And tis a general shrift that most men use,
But yet tis tedious waiting dead mens shoes.
If 'twere thy plot I do confess
For to make Mummee of her grease,
Or swop her to the Paper Mill,
This were extracting good from ill.
But if thou wed'st on any worse condition,
Thou'lt prove Delinquent for thy Superstition.
But prethee hold, let me advise,
Perhaps shee's rich and seems a prize,
New chalk'd▪ new rigg'd, a stately Friggot,
But yet she's tapp'd at lower spiggot.
Yet if no med'cine for thy grief be found,
There's smal ods Tom 'twixt being hang'd or drown'd.

The Engagement Stated.

BEgon Expositor: The Text is plain
No Church, no Lord, no Law, no Soveraign.
Away with mental reservations, and
Senses of Oaths in files out-vy the Strand.
Here's hell truss'd in a thimble, in a brea [...]h,
Dares face the hazard of the second death.
The Saints are grown Laconians, and can twist
Perjury up in pils like Leyden grist,
But hold precize Deponents: Though the heat
Of Zeal in Cataracts digests such meat,
My cold concoction shrinks, and my advance
Drives slowly to approach your Ordinance.
The signe's in Cancer, and the Zodiack turns
Leonick, rowl'd in curls while Terra burns.
What though your fancies are sublim'd to reach
Those fatal reins? Success and will can teach
But rash divinity. A sad renown
Where one man fell to see a million drown.
When neither Arts nor Arms can serve to fight
And rest a Title from its law and right,
Must malice piece the Trangum? & make clear
The scruple? Else we will resolve to swear?
Nay out swear all that we have sworn before
And make good lesser crimes by acting more,
[Page 258] And more sublime? This, this extends the Line
And shames the puny soul of Cataline.
On this account all those whose fortune's crost,
And want estates, may turn Knights of the Post.
Vaulx we out vy'd thee, since thy plot fell lame,
We found a closer Cellar for the same,
Piling the fatall Powder in our mouths
Which in an Oath discharg'd blew up the House.
Maugre Mounteagle, asps not throughly slain
Their poison in an age may live again.
Good Demas cuff your Bear, then let us see
The mistery of your iniquitie.
May a man course a cur? And freely box
The Question? Or the formal paradox?
But as in Phisick so in this device
This querk of policy the point is nice.
For he that in this model means to thrive,
Must first subscribe to the preparative.
Like Witches compacts counter-march his faith,
And soak up all what ere the Spirit saith:
Then seal and sign. Scylla threw three bars short,
He had a sword indeed, but no Text for't.
[Page 259] Old Rome lament thy infancy in sin,
We perfect what thou trembled'st to begin
Blush then to see thy self out done. But all
The world may grieve tis epidemical.
Heaven frownes indeed. But what makes hell enraged?
Sweet Pluto be at peace, we have Engaged.
FINIS.

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