THE Island-Princess: As it is ACTED AT THE Theatre Royal, Reviv'd with ALTERATIONS.
By N. Tate. Gent.
LONDON: Printed by R. H. for W. Canning, at his Shop in Vine-Court Middle-Temple. 1687.
TO THE Right Honourable HENRY Ld. Walgrave, BARON of CHEWTON, COMPTROLLER OF HIS Majesty's Houshold.
VVHen I consider'd that the design of my Authors in this Poem, was to shew transcendent Vertue, Piety and Constancy successful; I was [Page] directed by Duty, as well as Inclination, to present it to your Lordship's Protection. The same pious Affections and Habits of Mind, were no less your Lordship's choice than Education. Nor is our Armusia more happy than your Lordship in a beauteous and royal Recompence, whose Perfections are but faintly shadowed in the Character of Quisara: No single merit obtain'd your Lordship so great a Blessing, but those universal Endowments and eminent Qualifications of Mind, by which you have charm'd the Affections of all good Men, and which will adorn your Lordship's Name as long as Learning, Piety and Loyalty, shall preserve a Reputation in the World. Amongst the present Ornaments of our Court, whose Accomplishments have rendred [Page] them happy Objects of their Prince's Favour, your Lordship is allow'd to have no inferiour Claim. For as in the natural Body, our Animal Spirits are Supply'd by our most refin'd and vital Blood, such noble and ancient Families, as your Lordship's, are the proper Supplements to a declining Nobility. Many are your Advantages, both of Birth and Fortune. But not contented with descended Glories, your Lordship has imbellished those Honours with no less noble and acquir'd Endowments. To you, my Lord, our Foreign Ministers may resort, to inform themselves of the Manners and Languages of their own Courts. Your Lordship with the Experience and Prudence of Ulysses has seen both Men [Page] and Countries, from which you have inrich'd your self with all that was good, and left all their Vices and Vanities behind. But these, my Lord, your excellent Qualifications are fitter to adorn our Annals, than a private Dedication. All my present Ambition is to beg your Lordship's favourable Censure on this following Essay. It had been Presumptuous in me without some Obligation (which I could not well de cline) to attempt an Alteration in any Composure of Beaumont and Fletcher. Those Defects in Manners, that were too palpable through the Work, must be imputed to the Age in which they Wrote; but still there are so many and transcending Beauties in all their Writings, that I iudg'd it safest [Page] to Rob their Treasure for a Tribute to your Lordship. The Metal is still the same, but whether it has gain'd or lost by the new Stamp, must be submitted to your Lordship, by him, that is only Ambitious to be allow'd
THE PERSONS.
- King of Tedore
- Mr. Kynaston.
- Quisara
- Mrs. Cook.
- Panura
- Mrs. Momford.
- Governour
- Mr. Gillo.
- Bakam
- Mr. Powel.
- Syana
- Mr. Harris.
- Ruidias
- Mr. Griffin.
- Armusia
- Mr. Smith.
- Sforza
- Mr. Norris.
- Emanuel
- Mr. Powel Junior.
- Pymero
- Mr. Momford.
- Chrystophero
- Pedro
- Guards, Townsmen, Attendants.
Scene Tedore.
THE Island Princess: OR, GENEROUS PORTUGALS.
ACT I. SCENE I.
The Entrance to the Temple in the Palace.
SCENE III.
A Prison.
ACT II. SCENE I.
A Vault under the Castle.
What, is the Fire out? or past the worst yet?
'Tis out Neighbour, I can tell you, but whether past the worst, or no, I know not. I never wrought so stoutly since I was a Man; I have been burnt at both ends like a Squib, — I liv'd two long Hours in the Fire: The Flame at last got down my Throat, and broke out again at my North-Door. If they had not clap'd in a Dozen Buckets upon me as they did, I had flam'd up, and been one of the Seven Stars by this time.
He wou'd have made a rare Flambeau.
Well said Wax-Chandler; thou art in thy Element.
Now you talk of Elements, 'pray' Neighbours how many Elements are there?
Why, there's but one, Fool, where the Sun and Moon dwell, and all their little Prentices.
Well said Shopkeeper: Thou art in thy Element too. Dost call 'em Prentices, I have known 'em These Threescore Years, and sure they are out of their time by this, or they do not serve by our Charter. I tell ye there are four Elements; Water and Malt, are two of 'em; and Fire and Brimstone t'other. They have past through me a little too late, I thank 'em.
My Wife took leave of me a hundred times after I was burnt to a Cinder, yet I bore up still, and tost the Buckets, Boys.
I'th' latter end o'th' hurry, me thought I heard a Voice cry, Treason.
Murder you might, by Timbers falling, but for my part as a House fell, I still stept into th' Chimney.
Ay, Neighbour, if ev'ry Man had wrought as you did.
Why? I stole nothing Neighbour.
How many Rogues were there pretending to help remove Goods, and ran away with them?
And your damn'd, Suburb Cart-rogues: an I were Governour, I would not leave a Carter unhang'd for twenty Miles round. This honesty is my ruin, Neighbours; I could have born my Poverty, had Fortune not made me honest; or Honesty, if she had not made me poor, but both together — the Devil himself were not able to live on't.
Right Neighbour, my Conscience whisper'd me to Steal in the Fire, but my honesty would not suffer it. O for some Drink; get me a whole Tun of Drink, whole Cisterns, for I have Four Dozen of Fire-brands in my Belly, and Smoak enough in my Throat, to bloat a Shoal of Herrings.
We'll lay you under the Tap, and let the Tub run through you.
And, Neighbour, you shall lie at my Bung again, to take't at second-hand.
Well, since we have no plunder our selves, let's set our selves to Drink, and rail at them that have.
Look, yonder comes our Governour, a worse Plague than the Fire; he has Beams enough yet standing to hang all for helping him. Away.
Scene changes to the Isle of Tedore.
ACT III. SCENE I.
The Palace.
SCENE II.
SCENE III.
Then from this hour expect no farther favour, nor once remember services you have done, nor dangers past, nor the rewards due to them.
ACT IV. SCENE I.
MY Uncle haunts me up and down, looks Melancholy, wondrous proof-Melancholy, sometimes Swears, then Whistles, Starts, Cries, Groans, as he had got the Botts: I think he has little better. And wou'd sain speak to me; bids me Good-Morrow at Midnight, and Good-Night when it is Noon: Has something hovers about his Brains, that's loath to out.
Still he follows me. How he looks still, and how he beats about like an old Dog at a dead Scent — I marry therewas a sigh to set a Ship a Sailing — These Winds of Love and Honour blow at all ends — Now speak an't be thy will? Good-Morrow Uncle.
SCENE II.
SCENE III.
SCENE IV.
The Temple.
ACT V. SCENE I.
A Grove.
Blessus, what a Thundring is here! What Fire-spitting! We can't drink but the Cans are maul'd out of our hands.
I wou'd they wou'd maul our scores too. A shame of their Guns, how devilishy they bounce! and how the Bullets borrow the side of a House here, and there another, and mend those up again with another Ward!
I had the roof of my House taken off with a Chainshot, and half an hour after, I found another standing in the room on't.
We shall make a wonderful Siege on't, if we talk at this rate.
You think he lyesnow: why, I have seen a Steeple taken off, and another clapt i'th-place, with twenty Men ringing the Bells in't.
Thou Boy!
Why then, we shall not know our own Streets again.
Nor where to pay our Duties. I hope I shou'd love Chain-shot the better as long as I live, for that good turn, i'Faith: I know not, it may fall out so; for these Guns make strange work. Here flies a Powdring tub; and there the Soldiers go together by the Ears, for the Meat in't: There flies the Roast-meat, spit and all: here a Barrel pisses Vinegar.
A Vengeance fire 'em all.
They fire fast enough; they need no help.
Are these the Portugal Bulls? How loud they Bellow?
Their Horns are wonderful strong, they push down Palaces; they toss our little habitations like Whelps, like Trundle-tails, with their Hells upwards: All the Windows in the Town dance Trenchmore; 'Tis like to prove a blessed Age for Glasiers; I met a Hand and a Hand and a Letter in't, in great hast; and by and by, a Leg running after it, as if the hand had forgot part of its errand.
Heads fly like Foot-balls every where: What shall we do?
I care not, my Shop's cancell'd, and all the Pots and Pipkins vanished; there was a single Bullet and they, together by the Ears, you would have thought Tom Tumbler, and all his Troop of Devils had been there.
Well, for my part, I'll to the Templeand pray for you all: I tell you Neighbours, I trouble Heaven so seldom, that sure I may be heard, when I come. For I begin to like this Portugals Kerson Religion: What can these Worm-eaten Gods of ours do for us?
Worm-eaten Gods! I tell you, Neighbour, you do our Gods wrong, and me wrong: I made 'em of the best season'd Timber the Island wou'd afford.
But do the Cannon Bullets think there is no Law?
No, nor Gospel neither; Law, prithee run to a Granado, when it comes piping hot out of a Mortar-piece into the Town, and tell it there's Law; 'twill seratch they face for thee, worse than e'er thy Wife did. Law! I do but think, what Lanes a Chain-shot wou'd make in the Law! And how like an Ass a Judge wou'd sit upon the Bench, with his head shot off.
Let's to the King, and get this Gentleman deliver'd handsomely, by this hand there's no walking above ground else.
By this Leg, (let me swear nimbly by it, for I know not how long) if I were out o'th'Town, if I came in again to fetch my Breakfast, I'd give 'em leave to cram me with a Portugal Pudding. But come Neighbours, our best way will be to go to the Insurance-Office and compound: I am a Fencer; I'll give 'em one Arm, to secure t'other. Thou art a Dancing-Master; thou shalt give thy Head to secure thy Heels.
Why my Head?
Because that's of least use to thee, of any thing about thee: So every Man shall give aw [...]y the rest of his Body, to Insure the Limbs that are of most use in his calling.
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LA Montre: or the Lavers-watch, a Paraphrase from the French, likewise the last new Comedy, called the Lucky Chance, or [...]n Aldermans Bargain, both written by Mrs. A. Behn, Sold by W. [...]anning, at his Shop in the Temple-Cloysters.