ORNITHO-LOGIE OR
THE SPEECH OF BIRDS.
THere was a
Grove in
Scicile, not far from
Siracu
[...]e, whrein the
Greek and
Latin Potes had made many
Hyperbolicall descriptions For the
Wits in that Country, being
placebound, and confined to a narrow Circle of ground, sought to improve the same by their active Wits; whereby they enlarged every
Ditch into a
River;
[Page 2] every
Pond into a
Lake, every
Grove into a
Forrest, every convenient
Hill into a
[...]ountain. In this notion they magnified this
Grove, otherwise not above twelve Acres of ground, though well wooded, save that the tyrannical
Oaks with their constant
dropping, hindred the
underwoods from
prospering within the compasse thereof.
There was the whole Nation of
Birds living under the shadow thereof. And the climate being indifferently moderate, and moderately middle; wherein the
East, West, North, and
South of the
World, wherein some kinds compounded,
[Page 3]
Birds, of all Climates here, made their habitations. Now a Bill of complaint was subscribed (or rather signed) with the numberlesse
Clawes (instead of hands) of
Birds; containing the many insupportable Grievances they had endured from the intolerable cruelty of the
Eagle; who making his own
lust his Law, had dominered over all the
winged Nation. The
Eagle appeared in answer hereunto; (it being a generall meeting of all kinds of
birds) and endeavoured to justifie his proceedings, and clear himself in vain, from their accusations. The truth is, the
Eagle was overgrown with
[Page 4] Age, for he is generally reported the survivor of all
Birds: So that if one would take a
Lease of Land on a
birds life, he could not put in a more advantagious name then an
Eagle.
But this
Eagle had its
bill with long age so reflexed back again into his mouth, that hee was so farre from preying on another, that hee could not swallow any
Flesh though profered unto him. Soon will the
spirits fail where the belly is not fed; in vain did his
courage pretend to his wonted
valour, when there was nothing within to justifie and make good the offers thereof.
[Page 5] So that the poor
Eagle conquered rather with its own
Age then outward
violence, yielded to that to which all must yield: and was forced patiently to digest all affronts offered unto him, and glad so to escape. For although some mention was made of killing him; yet by plurality of suffrages, that
vote got the mastery which onely confined him to a neighbouring
wood, on condition that death without mercy should be his penalty if exceeding the Bounds thereof.
This done, Proclamation was made three daies after that the whole
Species of
Birds
[Page 6] should appeare for the election of a
Principall to command them. Indeed there were many which were altogether against any Government, because they might the more freely rove and range in their Affections. These held that all were free by nature; and that it was an assault on the Liberty of man, and a
rape offered to his naturall freedom; that any should assume authority above another. These maintained (what certainly was not onely a paradox, but a flat falshood) that nature at the first Creation made all the world a flat levell and
Champion, and that it was by the violence of the
Deluge
[Page 7] or great Flood, which by the partiall fall or running thereof, made the inequality, by sinking some places into humble
Vallies, and swelling others into aspiring
Mountaines. Prosecuting which comparison, they maintained that all men were naturally equal; and that it was the inundation and influx of humane
Tyranny which made this disparity between them. They also defended the argument, that as the world began, so it should with the Golden age; and that all ought to be restored to that primitive Liberty which men had lost, partly
surrendring it by their own folly and easie
[Page 8] nature; partly
surprised into their own slavery by the cunning and craft of others that practised on their simplicity. But however that these made a great noise, the opposite party prevailed, as having most of strength and reason on their side.
For where all rule, there no rule at all will be: where every man may command, in fine, none will obey, the dictates of his own reason, but be a very
vassall to his
passion. Society cannot be twisted together where there is not a subordination and subjection one to another; and where every one is absolute in himself, there is an
[Page 9] impossibility of any orderly subsistence.
Let the maintainers of the contrary, try with themselves to make a rope of sand; where each crum therein being independent of it self, hath no tendency to a generall agreement; but enjoyes it self in its own intirenesse.
It being now cast (by generall suffrages) for a
Commander over all, that at such a time they should meet: it was also proclaimed that all antipathy should cease between all
Birds during their meeting; because being now in danger of generall ruine, for want of a
head all private animosity should be
[Page 10] broken off and drowned in a publique agreement.
According to the Proclamation, they all met together; and
birds of all feathers had a generall
convolancy. Then the Estridge began, in a high commendation of himself, how he
[...] was the biggest of all
birds, and therefore the fittest to be their
General, as of the greatest ability to support the weight of the
Massie affairs o
[...]
State. The rest of the
birds gave him the
hearing, untill
[...]
Wren thus returned th
[...]
[...]r.
It may s
[...]
[...] very unproportionable combate betwe
[...] the
least and
gr
[...]atest of
birds that
I should once o
[...]fer to enter
[Page 11] the
list with this
Giant, who frights us all with his greatnesse. But sure this wise
Senate never made the bulk of a
body the standard whereby to measure the perfections of the mind: and therefore I may take to my selfe the confidence to examine the truth of what hee hath spoken. His greatnesse is apparent to every eye; but as for any othereminency, it is so secret a quality, that none as yet hath discovered it; For mine own part I conceive him ra
[...]her
beast then
bird, and therefore not properly of our
[...]ind. I appeal to his
Latin
[...]ame;
Struthio-Camelus; wher
[...]n the
Camell beares away the
[Page 12] last and best part thereof. And are we put to such a straight, that we must elect an
Hermophrodite, a rudiment, which is a measuring case betweene
Beast and
Fowl: Doth hee not more trust, unto his
Leggs to
Flee, then unto his
Wings to
flye, and what I pray is the remarkeable vertue, which commends him to publique notice; hath he any
melodious voice whereby to charme the attentions of those that hear him: hath he any extraordinary
wit, in which he appears above others of the same society. What if Foolish women, as light perhaps as the
Feather they wear, be pleased
[Page 13] to advance his
Taile above their
heads. What if vainglorious
Captaines more known by their
Plumes then their
performances, deck their
crests with the spoil of his
wings: all these amount not to argue any reall worth in him. Wee live not in an age to be deluded with showes, or cheated with shadowes. It is enough that our
Ancestors have suffered for their
[...]olly herein, with their owne credulity. Reall worth must
[...]e the attractive of our
love
[...]nd
respect: which being here wanting▪ I utterly disavow his Election for our
Soveraign.
The rest of the
birds con
[...]urred with the resolution of
[Page 14] the Wren, highly applauding it for the same; which durst
speak that which others thought▪ They plainly saw that
spirit united in a small bulk, acts most vigorously: and the contracted heat in so small a
body prompted the
Wren to such lively expressions which bigger
birds durst not utter.
Next stood forth the
Parrot, insisting largely on it's own
[...] commendation, among the res
[...] of his dexterous faculty, in imitating the speech of Man wherein he exceeded all othe
[...] creatures in the world. And seeing man was the Soveraign o
[...] all the Creation, he conceive
[...] himself (w
ch approached nex
[...]
[Page 15] unto him in his happy expressions) deservedly might claim the
Regiment of all
birds.
The
Daw generally condemned for its
loquacity, took upon him to answer the
Parrot. Indeed hee began with great disadvantage, none expecting any thing of wi
[...] or worth from him, because hee was so common a
Talker, therefore conceived his
speech not worthy their attentions, when defeating their expectations, & deceiving them with a harmesse cheat, he thus proceeded.
You have heard the
Parrot
[...]ake a large
encomium of him
[...]elf, all which must needs bee
[...]rue, because you have heard
[Page 16] his owne credit to avouch it: otherwise me thinks one might justly take the liberty to examine the ground of what hee hath spoken; I will not insist on the
aliennesse of his
extraction; we living here in
Syracus
[...] whilst this
Parrot fetcheth hi
[...] Originall from the
South o
[...]
Africk, or
East of
Asia. Onel
[...] consider with your selves ho
[...] unfit it is for our free-born spi
[...] rits to submit to a Forrainer assure your selves, forrain
Air will bring in forrain
inclinations, hee cannot but promot
[...] strangers as his favourites to a places, and preferments of pr
[...] fit and honour, and can t
[...] be digested by such as consu
[...]
[Page 17] the true spirit of an ingenious Birth; For mine own part,
I shall rather submit to the tyranny of our own Country, then to the insulting humours of strangers; as expecting that although one of our owne Country may for a time domineere over us; yet the
sympathy of blood to those of his own Land, will give a
check, and at last gain a
Conquest of his
passion, that he will return to a favourable reflection, on those who by
vicinity of
birth and
breeding are related unto him.
Now whereas the
Parrot boasteth that hee doth so exactly imitate the speech of
[Page 18]
Man, it affecteth me no whit at all with admiration thereof.
I have heard of a speech of
Alexander, who being invited to hear a man that sung like the
Nightingale, answered,
I scorn to bear him, for I have heard the Nightingale it selfe: and who would admire at the
Copie, when hee hath the
Original, I have often heard men themselves speak, and therefore am not a whit moved to heare a Parrot speak like a man; Let every thing appear in its owne shape;
Men speak the language of
Men, Birds of
Birds. Hypocrisie is that which hath betrayed the world, to a generall
de
[...]usion, thence to
destruction,
[Page 19] when people counterfeit the
Tongues and
Tones of those from whose
Hearts they dissent: how many demure people hath this age brought forth, sadly and soberly dropping forth their words, with much affected deliberation (as if all the hearers were bound thereby to believe them as solid, reserved and discreet in
Deeds as in their
words, when they onely
Palliate and cloak a base and unworthy
inside under the shadow and pretence of an
outward fair representation.
I therefore must throw my
graines into the
Negative scale, and conceive the
Parrot utterly unfit for the soveraignty of
birds.
[Page 20]After many debates and disputes, pro and con, plurality of voices at last pitched on the Hauke, as whose extraction was known to be honorable, valour undoubted, providence or foresight admirable, as appeared in the quicknesse of his eyes; being a
Prometheus indeed, foreseeing all dangers, and his own advantages of great distance. The Hauke returning his full and fair thanks unto them for their free favour, accepted of their profer, and all their meeting for the present was diminished, onely two birds commanded to stay behind, the Phenix and the Turtle Doye, whom
[Page 21] the Hawk severally accosted, beginning with the former.
Sir, or Mistris Phoenix, saith the Hawk; for I know not in what Gender to addresse my language unto you, in whom both Sexes are jumbled together. I desire to be informed of you, whether that bee a truth, or a long lived common Error, of the manner of your original from the Ashes of your Ancestor, if it be a truth, I stand ready with admiration to embrace and entertaine it: If an errour, I am resolved Posterity shall no longer bee deluded therewith We live in an Age of Knowledge, the Beames whereof have dispelled
[Page 22] those mists of Errour wherewith our Forefather were cheated into the belief of many impossibilities recommended unto them by Tradition, as if the gray Perriwigg
[...] of Old-age should command so much veneration from us, that we should consign up our judgement to the implicite belief of any thing which former Ages have related. Deale therefore openly with me, and informe me the truth, whether your Generation be thus by Continuation of a Miracle.
I cannot resolve you herein, saith the Phoenix, of the particulars of my Extraction,
[Page 23] which happened long before the register of my memory: Sure I am there are no other of my kinde for me to couple with, which demonstrates the truth of that which is generally received: I confesse men make use of me rather for a Moral and an Embleme to denote those things which are rare, and seldome come to passe. Thus, a Court Lord who will honestly pay all his Debts, is accounted a Phoenix: A Judge who will not suffer his Conscience to be robbed by a bribe secretly proffered unto him, is a Phoenix: A Great man who lookes straight forward to the Publique
[Page 24] good, not bound on e
[...] ther side with his own interest is a Phoenix: However assur
[...] your selfe, that besides th
[...] Morality that may be mad
[...] thereof, I have, as you see, real Existence in Nature, an
[...] if any will take the paines t
[...] travel into
Arabia to
Mech
[...] he shall finde my Nest in a Tre
[...] hanging there almost as Artificially as doth the Tombe o
[...]
Mahomet bribed by an invisibl
[...] Loadstone into that miraculous posture thereof.
But now, saith the Hawk suppose I should seise on yo
[...] this night for my supper, whether doe you thinke that th
[...] losse of your life would be s
[...]
[Page 25] great a defect in Nature, that the whole
Universe would fare the worse for the same?
Undoubtedly it would, saith the Phoenix, for this is received for an undoubted Maxime amongst
Philosophers, that if one whole kinde or
species of Creatures be destroyed, the whole world would be ruined thereby: For every kinde of Creatures are so Essential to the well being thereof, that if any one of them be utterly destroyed, all the rest out of sympathy will decay.
I conceive not, saith the Hawk, that you are such a foundation stone in Natures building, that the taking you
[Page 26] away will hazard the whole Architecture thereof. However, I am resolved to put it to the tryal, be it but to gaine knowledge by the experiment▪ I know what
Plato saith,
That those are the happiest Kingdomes, wherein either their Kings are Philosophers, or their Philosophers their Kings. Seeing therefore the History of Nature is so necessary to an accomplished Governour, I who desire all perfections in that kind, will to satisfie my curiositie make proof thereof.
The Phoenix pleaded for her self the benefit of a Proclamation of liberty to all for three dayes to come and goe with
[Page 27] safety; the Eagle smiling at her silly plea, informing her that such grants are to be kept no farther than they are consistent with the conveniency of those that grant them. Yet for the present the Phoenix was reprieved, because the Hawkes stomach lately gorged, had not as yet recovered his appetite to his supper.
Then the Hawk approached to the Turtle-dove, demanding of her whether it was true or no what passeth for a common truth, that the Turtle if once losing their Mate, never wed more, but passe the remainder of their dolefull dayes in constant widdowhood.
[Page 28]Most true it is, saith the Turtle, which I may speake by my owne sad experience; for some three vears since, the unhappy shot of a cruel Falk oner deprived me of my deare Husband, since which time I have sequestred my selfe from all company, never appearing in publique till now, forced thereunto by command from Authority.
And surely, I conceive, all second Marriages little better than excusable lust, for when once the heate of youth hath been abated in one Match, none can pretend Necessity of Marrying againe, except it be for quenching those heates
[Page 29] which they themselves willingly and wilfully kindle. Besides, when one hath once really affected a Husband, or he a Wife, affections so ingrosse the whole soul, that notwithstanding his, or her death, it can never admit another to the same degree of dea
[...]nesse. Especially if their love were signed and sealed with Issue, as mine was, having three of both Sexes surviving (
[...]end them better successe than their unhappy Father
[...]ad) so that in them me
[...]hinkes I behold my Husband
[...]till alive. She therefore that
[...]ath not the modesty to d
[...]e
[...]he Relict of one man, will
[Page 30] charge through a whole Arm
[...] of Husbands, if occasion wer
[...] offered, before her love wil
[...] meet with a full stoppe there of.
You are too rigid and s
[...] vere, saith the Hawk, to mak
[...] your personal temper and pr
[...] vate practice the rule to me
[...] sure all other by, unacquainte
[...] with the Necessities of othe
[...] in this kinde. But to co
[...] closer to the matter, I desi
[...] satisfaction in another thing namely, whether you be wit
[...] out a Gall as is commonly r
[...] ported.
I know there is a twofo
[...] knowledge, one by the fru
[...] and the effects which Schol
[...]
[Page 31] call
à posteriore, and this is the more fallible & uncertaine, the other
à priore from the Causes, and this as more demonstrative may safely be relyed on, I will embrace the latter course, and to assure my selfe whether you have a Gall or no,
I meane to make you a living Anatomie, and instantly to insect you. Ocular inspection is the best direction, and I will presently pry into your intrails for my better information, to see with what curiosity Nature hath contrived the things therein, and how many
[...]ittle engines there are to move the wheele of life within you.
[Page 32]Then beganne the Eagle to dispose himselfe, for Supper, intending the Turtle-dove for the first Course to begin with, and the Phoenix (as the finer flesh) to close his stomack therewith. In preparation wherunto he plumed the Dove of some of her upper Feathers.
Just in the instant as he beganne his prey, who should come in, but he was little expected, and lesse welcome to the Hawk than the old Eagle, and we must a while dwel upon the cause and manner of his inlargement.
This Eagle was, as aforesaid, confined to a Grove, where he
[Page 33] was temperate against his will, as not able to feede on any Fowle. Nature had hung such a Lock upon his Bill, for the Redundancie thereof was such, that hee was capable of no food, save drinke, which hee plentifully powred in; thus for some moneths drinke was all the meate hee tooke, which served to support his life, though not to
[...]ncrease his strength; yet could he not be a good fellow in his Cups, as being solitary by himselfe, having none to keep him company.
At last hee descryed a sharpe Rock, wherein one place white in colour, more prominent
[Page 34] than the rest, had a shining hardnesse therein; to this the Eagle applyes his Bill, and never left off rubbing, grating, and whetting his Beak thereon, untill at last hee quite whetted off the superfluous, yea hurtfull Excrescencie of his Bill, which now reduced to a moderate proportion, was as usefull to all purposes as ever before. Thus enabled to get his prey in few weekes, he recruited his strength, so that what the Poets tell of
Medea, that with her inchanted Baths made her Father-in-law young againe, here truly came to passe: And now the New old Eagle hearing in what Quarters
[Page 35] the Hawke kept his constant residence, thought on a sudden to have surprised him, had not the other discovered his approach, and made a seasonable escape, whereby both Turtle and Phoenix obtained their liberty, and securely returned unto their owne Nests.
The Hawke having made an escape, posted with all speed to the Lapwinge, which with some difficulty he found out, and privacie being obtained, thus kindly spake unto him.
Friend Lapwing, I have taken notice, that you are one of the most subtilest, and politick Bird in all our Commonwealth;
[Page 36] you have the art so to cover your intentions, that they are not obvious to common eyes, when your Egges or young ones be a mile at distance, you use to flutter with your winges, and fetch your rounds and circles a great way off, as if you intended to broo
[...] that place with your wings, or as if that were the Chest wherein your Treasure was deposited; this makes many people to search there for your young ones, but are frustrated of their hopes; you have insecured them farre off; this lawfull Simulation, I conceive a commendable and necessary quality in every great person;
[Page 37] it is as necessary as breath to their well being: Should men play all above board, and expose their actions to all Spectators, Folly and Wisdome would bee both of a rate. No, it is the hanging of such Curtaines and Traverses before our Deeds which keep up our Reputation, and enable us for great performances. Now I request you help me a little in my extremity, the renewed Eagle is in pursuit of me, and my safety lyeth much at your disposall. The Lapwing promised the utmost of his endeavours, and desired the Hawk to proceed.
See you, saith the Hawk,
[Page 38] yonder empty Cage of great receipt, so that it might serve for an Aviarie, for which it was first intended, though since disused, when the Eagle flying this way enquireth after me, perswade him I am flowne into the Cage, and leave the rest to my performance.
All was acted accordingly, the Eagle demanded what was become of the Hawk? the Lapwing returned,
Here 'tis, here 'tis, and then hovered over the Cage, fetching so many compasses thereabouts, that one might have mistaken him for some
[...]njurer, making his many Circles with intent to raise up some spirit thereabouts:
[Page 39] The Eagle violently flyes into the Cage, whose doores stood open, triumphing in his owne happinesse, that now he should be revenged on his profest Enemy. Instantly the Hawk (who stood behinde unseen in a place of advantage) clapps an Iron Padlock on the Cage, and thus insulteth over the Prisoner.
Me thinkes, Sir Eagle, you make mee call to minde the condition of
Bajazet the Great Turk, whom
Tamberlan tooke captive, and carried him about the Country, that all people might feed their gazing eyes upon him; such a spectacle
[Page 40] are you this day;
I have now made an Owle of the Eagle, turned him into the ridiculous object of laughter and contempt: Tell me, doe you not want a
Prometheus, to feed upon his fruitfull entrails as the Poets feigne, which daily increased, and afforded the Poets Eagle both Common and Festivals. Sir, your life shall not bee vented out at once, but you shall dye many deaths, with long lingering torments:
I will order it so that you shall feele your self to dye: There is no Musick in an Enemies death, which is not accompanyed with torment; and though no outward
[Page 41] torture shall be inflicted upon you, yet know, that thirst and hunger shall be your two Executioners. Now the Guiltlesse blood of so many Birds and innocent Lambs, and hurtlesse Hares shall bee required of you; and so I leave you till to morrow, when
I meane to make a new meal of you in scorn and contempt.
The Eagle sadly, yet stoutly auswered, my courage shall not abate with my condition, whose spirit is planted above the battery of Fortune,
I will never be lesse than my selfe, whatsoever befalls me. A Lyon is no lesse a Lyon, though in a
[Page 42] grate; Mischance, may make me miserable, it shall not make me base,
I will beare my troubles with as much chearfulnesse as
I may,
I defie thy spleene in triumphing over me.
After the Hawkes departure, the Ostrich came in the place, whom the Eagle saw unseen, and wishly marked his postures and motions. The Ostrich fell into a strange passion, and would you know the reason thereof, it was as followeth.
Some three dayes since, when hee first repaired to the generall meeting of the Birds, he left his Egges in the sand,
[Page 43] not covering them over, such his carelesnesse and incogitancie; it was in a Starre-light night, wherein he took a mark for the finding of his Egges by such a Sta
[...]re, under the direct position whereof he then hid them, and hoped to finde them at his returne. It happened that the Starre being turned about with the circumgyration of the heavens, which continue in constant motion, the Ostrich lost the Starre by which hee thought to find his Egges, and though very neare the place wandering up and downe, and could not light upon it, which made him breake forth into this
[Page 44] passionate complaints.
I am the unfortunatest of all Fowles: How will all condemne mee for an unnaturall Parent, who have been thus carelesse of mine owne Issue? Yet
I tooke as good notice of the place as
I could, all things in Earth are false, and fading, and flitting away:
I had thought there had been more faithfulnesse in the Heavens, more assurance in the Skies. Let never the
Indians worship Stars again, when they are guilty of so much deceit.
How comes it to passe, that the Pole-Starre is so perfect a guide and direction to the Mariner, that it may be tearmed
[Page 45] the grand Pilot of all Shippes, by the Elevation, or Depression whereof, they infallibly collect in the darkest nights whereabouts they steer.
I say, how comes that Starre to be so true to its trust, to be so true a Conductor of wandering Saylors, and this prove so false to me? And now will Posterity
[...]and me for unnaturalnesse, who have exposed my Egges to such dange
[...] though therein all caution was used by mee to the height of my discretion. More would shee have spoken when griefe silenced her; for as those Rivers are shallow which make a noyse, whilst the deepest
[Page 46] streames are tongue-tyed; s
[...] those passions which ven
[...] themselves in words, discove
[...] their bottome of no great depth.
Meane time the Eagle looked through the species, or entervalls in the Cage, and so excellent the sight thereof he easily discerned where th
[...] Egges lay, the O
[...]rich being so near, that he almost crushed them with his own feet, wherefore calling the Ostrich unto him, I am glad, saith he, that in my misery I have the occasion to oblige any; I can tel
[...] you where the Treasure is tha
[...] you seek for, and presently directed him to the same.
[Page 47]The Ostrich was not so over-joyed with its own happinesse; but that he bethought himselfe how to returne proportionable thankes to the Eagle, in order whereunto he set his Bill against the Iron Padlock of the
[...]age, and according to the voraciousness of his stomack quite devoured the same.
Let privy Councellors of Nature enter into this deep Discourse, how it is possible for such a solid, and substantial thing as Iron is, to become food to a Fowle, let them, I say, beate their braines about this Question harder than Iron, and if they find the true
[Page 48] reason thereof, I shall preferre their Ingenuity as stronger than the stomack of an Ostrich; meane time we will be content to rest in the vulgar report, and are satisfied to admire what we cannot understand in such cases wherein surely there are some hidden, and occult qualities, too deep for men to dive into, and these betray a surly and base disposition, which will beleeve nothing (though Authentically attested by never so many witnesses) whereof they are unable to render the true reason, as if Nature could do
[...] nothing but what shee giv
[...] them an account of how shee doth it.
[Page 49]The Eagle th
[...]s restored to liber
[...]y, returned hea
[...]y thanks to
[...]he Ostrich. You see, saith he, there is no living in this world without bartering and exchanging of C
[...]tesies one to another; he that lendeth to day may borrow to morrow, how happy would Mankinde bee, if the Wall of Envie were pluckt downe betwixt them, and their parts so layd in Common, that the wealth of one might supply the wants of another; Nature hath inriched me with a quick Sight thee with a strong Dige
[...]n▪
I have restored thy Egges to thee, you have restored me to my selfe, liberty being the life
[Page 50] of life; and this
I thought fit to testifie unto thee, though hot in the pursuit of my Enemy; first to thanke thee, then punish him:
I will not bee guilty of so preposterous a Soul, that my Revenge shall get the speede of my Gratitude.
This done, the Eagle in full Quest of the Hawke, discovereth a company of Birds together, being a great party whom the Peacock had assembled, with hope to intice them to choose him their Chiefe; for the Hawke no where appearing, and the enlargement of the Eagle being unknown, he thus endeavoured
[Page 51] by his Rhethoricall slourishes to make himself popular in their affections.
I am not ignorant, that such men proclaime their own weaknesse, who are the Herald of their owne praise; it argueth a great dearth of desert, and want of worth, when one is large in his own commendation, however sometimes necessity makes it law
[...]ull, especially when what is spoken is so generally known, that it commandeth the way to its own belief, and carrieth the credit about it, give me leave to present my person and merits to your consideration; my bulke not so great
[Page 52] as the Ostrich like to bee a burden to it selfe, yet not so little as any way to invite neglect: A good presence is requisite in a Commander, otherwise great parts crowded in a despicable person, no whit becomes one in Authority.
I will give you but one argument, or demonstration rather of my Worth: When the Gods had the free choice of all the Birds which they would please to make their Attendants in ordinary, and when
Jove made choice of the Eagle, as most Emperiall,
Juno, his Consort, was pleased to elect me, to be called by the name of her Bird in all passages
[Page 53] of Poetry. Thus am
I next to the best, and but one steppe removed from the Top, even by those infallible judgements.
Looke, I pray, upon my Traine, how it is Circular, the most capable Forme, and how it is distinguished with variety of Colours, which appeareth as so many earthly Rainebowes in my Feathers.
Ovid hath reported, that
Argus his hundred eyes were turned into them. But know you, if you please to elect me to be your Chiefe, that all those eyes shall daily and hourely watch & ward for your good, I will have a constant oversight
[Page 54] of your welfare.
It was conceived, that the Peacock intended a longer Oration, which would have wearied the assembly with the Prolixity thereof, had he not casually, but happily cast down his eyes on his black legs, the ugly hew therof so abated his Pride, that it put a period to his Harangue before his intent, and others expectation. Now as the Vulture was tuning his tongue to return an answer, in cometh the Eagle, and is generally received with all joyfull acclamations.
Now because Clemencie is the badge of a generous nature,
[Page 55] and those that have most courage have least crueltie, at the mediation of some potent Birds, the Eagle condescended, that the day of his Re-inauguration should not be stained with blood, and therefore granted life to the Hawk, but on condition, not to exceed the Grove in which formerly himself was imprisoned.
FINIS.
ANTHEOLOGIA, OR The Speech of Flowers.
THere was a place in
Thessaly (and I am sorry to say there
was a place in
Thessaly, for though the place be there still, yet it is not it selfe. The
bones thereof remaine, not the
Flesh and
Colour. The standards of
Hilles and
Rivers; not the Ornaments of
Woods, Bowers, Groves and
Banqueting-houses. These long
[Page 2] since are defaced by the
Turkes, whose barbarous natures wage warre with civility it selfe, and take a delight to make a
Wildernesse where before their conquest they found a
Paradise.)
This place is some five miles in length, and though the breadth bee Corrivall with the length to equallize the same, and may so seeme at the first fight; yet it falleth short upon exact examimination, as extending but to foure miles. This place was by the Poets called
Tempe, as the Abridgement of Earthly happinesse, shewing that in
short hand, which the whole world presented
[Page 3] in a
larger character, no earthly pleasure was elsewhere afforded, but here it mighti be found in the heighth thereof.
Within this Circuit of ground, there is still extant, by the rare preservation of the owner, a small Scantlin of some three Acres, which I might call the Tempe of Tempe, and re-epitomiz'd the delicacies of all the rest. It was divided into a
Garden, in the
upper Part whereof
Flowers did grow, in the
lower, Hearbs, and those of all sorts and kinds. And now in Spring time earth did put on her new cloathes, though had some cun
[...]ing
Herald beheld the same,
[Page 4] he would have condemned her
Coate to have been of no antient
bearing, it was so overcharged with variety of
Colours.
For there was
yellow Marigolds, Wallflowers, Auriculusses, Gold knobs, and abundance of other namelesse
Flowers, which would pose a
Nomenclator to call them by their distinct denominations. There was
White, the
Dayes Eye, white roses, Lillyes, &c. Blew, Violet, Irisse, Red Roses, Pionies, &c. The whole field was
vert or
greene, and all colours were present save
sable, as too sad and dolefull for so merry a meeting. All the Children of
Flora being summone
[...]
[Page 5] there, to make their appearance at a great solemnity.
Nor was the lower part of the ground lesse stored with herbs, and those so various, that if
Gerard himselfe had bin in the place, upon the beholding thereof, he must have been forced to a re-edition of his
Herball, to adde the recruit of those
Plants, which formerly were unseen by him, or unknown unto him.
In this solemn Randevouz of
Flowers and
Herbs, the
Rose stood forth, and made an
Oration to this effect.
It is not unknown to you, how I have the precedency of
[Page 6] all
Flowers, confirmed unto me under the
Patent of a double
Sence, Sight, smell. What more curious
Colours? how do all
Diers blush when they behold my
blushing, as conscious to themselves, that their
Art cannot imitate that tincture, which
Nature hath stamped upon me.
Smell, it is not lusciously
offensive, nor dangerously
Faint, but comforteth with a delight, and delighteth with the comfort thereof: Yea, when
Dead, I am more Soveraigne then
Living: What Cordials are made of my Syrups? how many corrupted Lungs (those Fans of Nature) sore wasted with consumption,
[Page 7] that they seem utterly unable any longer to cool the heat of the
Heart, with their
ventilation, are with
Conserves made of my stamped
Leaves, restored to their former soundnesse againe: More would I say in mine own cause, but that happily I may be taxed of pride, and selfe. flattery, who speak much in mine own behalf, & therefore I leave the rest to the judgment of such as hear me, and passe from this
discourse to my just
complaint.
There is lately a
Flower (shal I call it so? in courtesie I will tearme it so, though it deserve not the appellation) a
Toolip, which hath ingrafted the love
[Page 8] and affections of most people unto it; and what is this
Toolip? a well complexion'd stink, an ill savour wrapt up in pleasant colours: As for the use thereof in
Physick, no
Physitian hath honoured it yet with the mention, nor with a
Greek, or
Latin name, so inconsiderable hath it hitherto been accompted; and yet this is that which filleth all Gardens, hundred of pounds being given for the root thereof, whilst I the
Rose, am neglected and contemned, and conceived beneath the honour of noble hands, and fit only to grow in the gardens of Yeomen. I trust the remainder to your
[Page 9] apprehensions, to make out that, which grief for such undeserved injuries will not suffer me to expresse.
Hereat the
Rose wept, and the dropping of her
white tears down her
red cheeks, so well becomed her, that if ever sorrow was lovely, it then appeared so, which moved the beholders to much compassion, her
Tears speaking more then her tongue, in her own behalfe.
The
Tool p stood up insolently, as rather
challenging then
craving respect f
[...]om the
Common-wealth of
Flower
[...] there present, & thus vaunted it selfe.
I am not solicitous what to
[Page 10] returne to the complaint of this
Rose, whose own demerit hath justly outed it self of that respect, which the mistaken world formerly bestowed upon it, and which mens eyes, now opened, justly reassume, and conferre on those who better deserve the same. To say that I am not more worthy then the
Rose, what is it, but to condemne mankind, and to arraign the most
Gentle and knowing among men of ignorance, for misplacing their affections: Surely
Vegetables must not presame to mount above
Rationable creatures, or to think that men are not the most competent
[Page 11] judges of the worth and valew of
Flowers. I confesse there is yet no known soveraign vertue in my leaves, but it is injurious to inferre that I have none, because as yet not taken notice of. If we should examine
all, by their intrinsick valews, how many contemptible things in Nature would take the upper-hand of those which are most valued; by this argument a
Flint-stone would be better then a
Diamond, as containing that spark of fire therein, whence men with combustible matter may heat themselves in the coldest season: and cleer it is, that the
Load-stone,
[Page 12] (that grand
Pilot to the
North, which findeth the way there in the darkest night) is to be preferred before the most orient Pearle in the world: But they will generally be condemned for unwise, who prize things according to this proportion.
Seeing therefore in stones and minerals, that those things are not most
valued, which have most vertue, but that men according to their eyes and fancies raise the reputation thereof, let it not be interpreted to my disadvantage, that I am not eminently known for any cordiall operation; perchance the discovery hereof is reserved for
[Page 13] the next age, to find out the
latent vertue which
lurketh in me: And this I am confident of, that
Nature would never have hung out so gorgious a signe, if some guest of quality had not been lodged therein; surely my
leaves, had never been
feathered with such variety of
colours, (which hath proclaimed me the King of all Lillies) had not some strange vertue, whereof the world is yet ignorant, been treasured up therein.
As for the
Rose, let her thank her selfe, if she be sensible of any decay in esteem, I have not ambitiously affected superiority above her, nor have I fraudulently
[Page 14] endevoured to supplant her: only I should have been wanting to my selfe, had I refused those favours from
Ladies, which their importunity hath pressed upon me: And may the
Rose remember, how she out of causelesse jealousie, maketh all hands to be her enemies that gather her; what need is there that she should garison her selfe within her prickles? why must she set so many Thornes to lye constant
perdue, that none must gather her, but such as suddenly surprize her; and do not all that crop her, run the hazard of hurting their fingers: This is that which hath weaned the
[Page 15] world from her love, whilst my smooth stalk exposing
Ladies to no such perills, hath made them by exchange to fix their removed affections upon me.
At this stood up the
Violet, and all prepared themselves with respectfull attention, honouring the
Violet for the Age thereof, for the
Prim Rose alone excepted, it is
Seignior to all the
Flowers in the year, and was highly regarded for the reputation of the experience thereof that durst encounter the cold, and had past many bitter blasts, whereby it had gained much wispome, and had procured a venerable respect, both to his
[...]erson and
Counsell.
[Page 16]The case (saith the
Violet) is not of particular concernment, but extendeth it selfe to the life and liberty of all the society of
Flowers; the complaint of the
Rose we must all acknowledge to be just and true, and ever since I could remember, we have paid the
Rose a just
tribute of
Fealty as our Prime and principall. As for this
Toolip, it hath not been in
being in our
Garden above these sixty years: Our
Fathers never knew that such a
Flower would be, and perhaps our children may never know it ever was; what traveller brought it hither, I know not; they say it is of a
[Page 17]
Syrian extraction, but sure there it grew wild in the open fields, and is not beheld otherwise, then a gentler sort of weed: But we may observe that allforraign
vices are made
vertues in this countrey, forraign
drunkennesse is Grecian
Mirth (thence the proverb,
The merry Greek) forraign
pride, Grecian
good behaviour; forraign
lust, Grecian
love; forraign
lazinesse, Grecian
harmelessnesse; forraign
weeds, Grecian
Flowers. My judgement therefore is, that if we do not speedily eradicate this
intruder (this
Toolip) in processe of time will out us all of our just possessions, seeing no
[Page 18]
Flower can pretend a cleerer title then the
Rose
[...]ath; and let us every one make the case to be his owne.
The gravity of the
Violet so prevailed with the
Senate of
Flowers, that all concurred with his judgment herein; and such who had not the faculty of the sluentnesse of their tongues to expresse themselves in large
Orations, thought that the well managing of a
yea, or
nay, spoke them as well wishing to the generall good, as the expressing themselves in large
Harrangues; and these soberly concluded, that the
Toolip should be rooted out of the
[Page 19] Garden, and cast on the
dunghill, as one who had justly invaded a place not due thereunto, and this accordingly was performed.
Whilst this was passing in the
upper house of the
Flowers, no less were the transactions in the lower house of the
herbs; where there was a generall acclamation against
Wormewood, the generality condemning it, as fitter to grow in a
ditch then in a
Garden: Wormewood hardly
[...]eneived leave to make its own defence, pleading in this manner for its innocency.
I would gladly know whom I have offended in this common-wealth
[Page 20] of
Herbs, that there should be so generall a conspiracy against me? only two things can be charged on me,
commonnesse and
bitternesse; if
commonnesse pass for a fault, you may arraign
Nature it self, and condemn the best Jewel
[...] thereof, the
light of the
Sun, the
benefit of the
Ayre, the
community of the
Water, are not these staple commodities of mankind, without which no being or subsistance: if therefore it be my charity to stoop so low, as to tender my selfe to every place for the publique service, shall that for which I deserve, if not praise, I need no
[Page 21] pardon, be charged upon me as an offence.
As for my
bitternesse, it is not a malitious & mischievous
bitternesse to do hurt, but a helpfull & medicinall
bitternesse, whereby many cures are effected. How many have surteited on honey? how many have dig'd their gravs in a Sugar-loaf? how many diseases have bin caused by the
dulcor of many luscious sweet-meats? then am I sent for
Physitian to these patients, and with my brother
Cardus (whom you behold with a loving eye, I speak not this to endanger him, but to defend my selfe) restore them (if temperate in any degree,
[Page 22] and perswaded by their friends to tast of us) unto their former health. I say no more, but were all my patients now my pleaders, were all those who have gained
health by me, present to
intercede for me, I doubt not but to be reinstated in your good opinions.
True it is, I am condemned for over-hot, and too passionate in my operation; but are not the best natures subject to this distemper? is it not observed that the most
witty are the most
cholerick? a little overdoing is
pardonable, I will not say necessary in this kind, nor let me be condemned as destructive
[Page 23] to the
fight, having such good opening, and
abstergent qualities, that moderately taken, especially in a
Vorning, I am both
food and
Physick for a
forenoon.
It is strange to see how
passion and
selfe-interest sway in many things, more then the justice and merit of a cause; it was verily expected that
Worm-wood should have been acquitted, and re-admitted a
member in the
society of
Herbs: But what will not a
Faction carry;
Worme-woods friends were cafually absent that very day, making merry at an entertainment; her enemies (let not that
Sex be angry for
[Page 24] making
Wormwood feminine) appeared in a full body, and made so great a noise, as if some
mouths had two
tongues in them, and though some engaged very zealously in
Wormwoods defence, yet over-charged with the
Tyranny of
Number, it was carryed in the
Negative, that
Wormwood, alias absynthium, should be pluckt up root and branch from the
Garden, and thrown upon the
Dunghill, which was done accordingly, where it had the wofull society of the
Toolip, in this happy, that being equally miserable, they might be a comfort the one to the other, and spent many
[Page 25] howers in mutuall recounting their severall calamities, thinking each to exceed the other in the relation thereof.
Let us now amidst much sadness interweave something of more mirth and pleasantnesse in the
Garden. There were
two Roses growing upon one
Bush, the one
pale and
wan with
age, ready to drop off, as usefull only for a
Still: the other a young
Bud, newly loosened from its
green swadling cloaths, and peeping on the rising Sun, it seem'd by its orient colour to be died by the reflection therof.
Of these, the aged
Rose thus began.
[Page 26]Sister
Bud, learn
witt by my
woe, and cheaply enjoy the
free and
ful benefit of that purchase which cost me
dear and
bitter experience: Once I was like your selfe, young and pretty, straitly laced in my
green-Girdle, not swoln to that breadth and corpulency which now you behold in me, every hand which passed by me courted me, and persons of all sorts were ambitious to gather me: How many fair fingers of curious Ladies tendred themselves to remove me from the place of my abode; but in those daies I was coy, & to tell you plainly foolish, I stood on mine own defence,
[Page 27] summoned my
life-guard about me, commanded every pickle as so many
Halberdeers, to stand to their
Armes, de
[...]ie those that durst touch me, protested my selfe a votary of constant virginity; frighted hereat, passengers desisted from their intentions to crop me, and left me to enjoy the sullen humour of my own reservednesse.
Afterwards the Sun beams wrought powerfully upon me, (especialy about noon-time) to this my present extent, the
Orient colour which blushed so beautifull in me at the first, was much abated, with an overmixture of
Wa
[...]ness and
palemess
[Page 28] therewith, so that the
Green (or white sicknesse rather, the common pennance for over-kept virginity began to infect me, and that fragrant sent of mine, began to remit and lessen the sweetnesse thereof, and I daily decayed in my naturall perfume; thus seeing I daily lessened in the repute of all eyes and nostrills, I began too late to repent my selfe of my former frowardnesse, and sought that my diligence by an after-game; should recover what my folly had lost; I pranked up my selfe to my best advantage, summoned all my sweetnesse to appear in the height thereof, recruited
[Page 29] my decayed
Colour, by blushing for my own folly, and wooed every hand that passed by me, to remove me.
I confesse in some sort it offers rape to a Maiden modesty, if forgetting their sex, they that should be all
Ears, turn mouthes, they that should expect, offer; when we women, who only should be the passive
Counterparts of
Love, and receive impression from others, boldly presume to stamp them on others, and by an inverted method of nature, turn pleaders unto men, and wooe them for their affections. For all this there is but one excuse, and
[Page 30] that is absolute necessity which as it breaks through stonewalls, so
[...]o wonder if in this case it alters and transposes the
Sexes, making women to
m
[...]n it in case of extremity, when men are wanting to tender their affections unto them.
All was but in vaine, I was entertained with scorne and neglect, the
hardned hands of
dayly Labourers, brawned with continuall work, the
bluck hands of
Moores, which alwaies carry
Night in their
[...], sleighted and contemned me; yea, now behold my last hope is but to deck and adom houses, and to be laid as a propertie
[Page 31] in windowes, till at last I die in the
Hospitall of
[...]ome
still, where when useless for any thing else, we are generally admitted. And now my
[...]ery
leaves begin to
leave me, and I to be deserted and forsaken of my sel
[...].
O how happy are those
Roses, who are preferred in their youths; to be warme in the hands and breasts of faire Ladies, who are joyned together with other
flowers of
severall kinds in a
Posie, wh
[...]re the generall result of sweetnesse from them all, ravisheth the
Smel by an intermixture of various colours, all united by their
stalks within the same
[...] that bindeth
[Page 32] them together.
Therefore Sister
Bud grow wise by my folly, and know it is far greater happinesse to lose thy
Virginity in a good hand, then to wither on the
stalk whereon thou growest: accept of thy first and best tender, lest afterwards in vaine thou courtest the reversion of fragments of that feast of love, which first was freely tendred unto thee.
Leave we them in their dis
[...]ourse, and proceed to the relation of the
Toolip and
Wormwood, now in a most pitifull condition, as they were lying on the
Dunghill; behold a
vast Gi
[...]nt Boar comes unto them;
[Page 33] that which
Hercules was said to kill, and which was accounted by some the
foreman of the
jury of his
L
[...]ours, was but a
Pygmie, or rather but a
Pig, in comparison of this; and with his
Tusks wherewith
Nature had armed him to be his sword as his
shoulders are his shield, he began to rend and tear the
Toolip and
Wormewood, who exclaimed unto him as followeth.
SIR,
Pitty useth alwaies to be an attendant of a generous mind, & valiant spirit, for which I have heard you much commended.
Cruelty is commonly observed to keep company with
Cowardlinesse,
[Page 34] and
base minds, to triumph in
cruell actions, behold we are the objects rather of your pitty, whose
[...]fferings may rather render us to the commiseration of any that justly consider our case. I the
Too
[...]ip by a
faction of
flowers, was outed of the
Garden, where I have as good a right and title to abide as any other: and this
Wormewood, notwithstanding her
just and long
plea, how usefull and cordiall she was, was by a
conspiracy of
Herbs excluded the
Garden, and both of us ignominiously confined to this place, where we must without all hopes quickly expire: Our
[Page 35] humble request unto you is not to
[...]orten those few minutes of our lives which are left unto us, seeing such prejudice was done to our
Vitals (when our roots were mangled by that cruel eradication) that there is an impossibility of our long continuance: Let us therefore sairly breath out our last breath, and antidate not our misery, but let us have the favour of a quiet close and conclusion.
But if so be that you are af
[...]ected with the destruction of
flowers and
herbs, know the
pleasure and
contentment therein must be far greater to root out
[Page 36] those which are fairly
flourishing in their
prime, whereof pl
[...]ty are in this
Garden afforded, and if it please you to follow our directions, we will make you
Master of a
Passe, which without any difficulty shall convey you into the
Garden, for though the same on all sides almost is either
walled or
paled about, yet in one place it is fenced with a
Hedge only, wherein, through the neglect of the
Gardiner, (whose care it ought to be to secure the same) there is a
hole left in such capacity; as will yeeld you an easie entrance thereinto: There may you glut your selfe, and satiate your
[Page 37] soule with variety of
Flowers and herb
[...], so that an
Epicure might have cause to complain of the plenty thereof.
The
Boar apprehends the motion, is sencible it was advantagious for him, and following their directions, he makes himselfe Master of his owne desire. O the spitefulnesse of some
Natures! how do they
wreck their their anger on all persons: It was revenge for the
Toolip and
Wormwood, unlesse they had spitefully wronged the whole
Corporation of
Flowers, out of which they were ejected as uselesse and dangerous
Members: And now consider how these
[Page 38] two
pride themselves in their own
vindicative thoughts? how do they in their forcrunning fancy antidate the death of all
Herbs and
Flowers. What is sweeter then revenge? how do they please themselves to see what are
hot &
cold in the
first, second, third, and
fourth degree, (which borders on poison) how all these different in their severall
Tempers, will be made
friends in universall misery, and
compounded in a generall destruction.
Little did either
Flowers or
Herbs think of the
Boares approaching, who were solacing themselves with merry and
[Page 39] pleasant discourse; and it will not be amiss to deceive time, by inserting the
Courtship of
Thrift a
flower-Herb, unto the
Marygold, thus accosting her, just as the
Boar entered into the
Garden.
Mistresse, Of all
Flowers that grow on Earth, give me leave to professe my fincerest affections to you: Complements have so infected mens tongues (and grown an
Epidemicall fault, or as others esteem it, a fashionable accomplishment) that we know not when they speak truth, having made dissembling their language, by a constant usage thereof: But believe me
Mistriss
[Page 40] my
heart never entertained any other interpreter then my
Tongue; and if there be a
veine (which Anatomists have generally avouched, carrying intelligence from the
heart to the
lips) assure your selfe that
vein acts now in my discourse.
I have taken signall notice of your accomplishments, and among many other rare qualities, particularly of this, your loyalty and faithfulnesse to the
Sun, Soveraign to all
Vegetables, to whose warming
Beams, we owe our
being and
increase: such your love thereunto, that you attend his
rising, and therewith
open, and at his setting
shut
[Page 41] your
windowes: True it is, that
Helitropium (
to turner with the Sun) hath a long time been attributed to the
Sun-flower, a voluminous Giant like
Flower, of no vertue or worth as yet discovered therein, but we all know the many and Soveraign vertues in your leaves, the
Herb generall in all pottage: Nor do you as
Herb John stand newter, and as too many now adaies in our
Commonwealth do, neither good nor ill (expecting to be acted on by the impression of the prevailent party) and otherwise warily engage not themselves; but you really appear soveraign and operative in your
[Page 42] wholesome effects: The consideration hereof, and no other by reflection, hath moved me to the tender of my affections, which if it be candidly
resented, as it is sincerely offered, I doubt not but it may conduce to the mutuall happinesse of us both.
Besides know (though I am the unproperest person to trumpet forth my owne praise) my
name is
Thrift, and my
nature answereth thereunto; I doe not prodigally wast those Lands in a
moment, which the industry and frugality of my Ancestors hath in a long time advanced; I am no gamster to shake away with a
quaking hand, what a
[Page 43] more
fixed hand did gain and acquire: I am none of those who in variety of cloaths, bury my quick e
[...]ate as in a winding sheet; nor am I one of those who by cheats and deceits improve my selfe on the losses of others; no
Widowes have wept, no
Orphans have cryed for what I have offered unto them (this is not
Thrift but rather
Felony) nor owe I any thing to my own body; I fear not to be arrested upon the
action of my own carcaffe, as if my creditors should cunningly compact therewith, and quit scores, resigning their Bill and Bond unto mine own body, whilst that in requitall
[Page 44] surrendereth all obligations for food and cloaths thereunto: Nor do I undertake to buy out
Bonds in
controversies for almost nothing, that so running a small hazard, I may gain great advantage, if my bargain therein prove successfull. No, I am plain and honest
Thrist, which none ever did, or will speak against, save such
prodigall spend-thrifts, who in their reduced thoughts, will speak more against themselves.
And now it is in your power to accept or refuse what I have offered, which is the
priviledg which nature hath allotted for your
feminine sex, which we men
[Page 45] perchance may grudg and repine at, but it being past our power to amend it, we must permit our selves as well as we may to the constant custome prevailing herein.
The
Marigold demurely hung down her head, as not overfond of the motion, and kept silence so long as it might stand with the rule of manners, but atlast brake forth into the following return.
I am tempted to have a good opinion of my selfe, to which all people are prone, and we women most of all, if we may beleeve your—of us, which herein I am affraid are too true:
[Page 46] But Sir, I conceive my selfe too wise to be deceived by your commendations of me, especially in so large a way, and on so generall an account, that other
Flowers not only share with me, but exceeed me therein: May not the
Daies-eye not only be
corrivall with me; but
superior to me in that quality, wherein so much you praise me; my
vig
[...]ancy starteth only from the
Suns rising, hers
bears date frō the
dawning of the
morning, & out-runs my speed by many degrees: my
vertue in portage which you so highly commend, impute it not to my
Modesty, but to my
Guiltinesse, if I cannot
[Page 47] give it entertainment; for how many hundred
Herbs which you have neglected exceed me therein.
But the plain truth is, your love not me for my selfe, but for your advantage: It is
Gold on the
arrear of my
name which maketh
Thrift to be my
Suitor: how often, and how unworthily have you tendered your affections, even to
Penny-royall, it selfe, had she not scorned to be courted by you.
But I commend the Girle that she knew her own worth, though it was but a
Penny, yet it is a
Royall one, and therefore not a fit match for every base
[Page 48]
Suitor, but knew how to valew her selfe, and give me leave to tell you, that
Matches founded on
Covetousnesse never
succeed▪ Profit is the
Load-stone of your
affections, Wealth, the
attractive of your
Love, Money the
mover of your desire; how many hundreds have engaged themselves on these principles, and afterwards have bemoaned themselves for the same? But oh the uncertainty of wealth? how unable is it to expleate & satisfie the mind of man: Such as cast Ancho
[...] thereat,
[...]eldome find fast ground, but are
tossed about with the
Tempests of many
disturbances; these
Wive
[...] for
conveniency
[Page 49] of
profit and
pleasure (when there hath been no further nor higher intent) have filled all the world with
mischief and
misery. Know then sir, I return you a flat
deniall, a
deniall that
vertually contains many, yea as many as ever I shall be able to pronounce: My tongue knowes no other language to you but
No; score it upon womens dissimulation (whereof we are too guilty, and I at other times as faulty as any) but Sir, read my eyes, my face, and compound all together, and know these are the exp
[...]essions dictated from my heart; I shall embrace a thousand deaths
[Page 50] sooner, then your MarriageBed.
Thus were they harmelessly discoursing, and feared no ill, when on a sudden they were surprized with the un
[...]outh sight of the
Boare, which had entered their
Garden, following his prescribed directions, and armed with the
Corslet of his
Bristles, vaunted like a triumphant
Conqueror round about the
Garden, as one who would first make them suffer in their
fear, before in their feeling; how did he please himselfe in the variety of the
fears▪ of the
flowers, to see how some
pal
[...] ones looked
red, and some
re
[...]
[Page 51] ones looked
pale; leaving it to
Philosophers to
dispute and
decide the different effects should proceed from the same causes; and among all
Philosophers, commending the question to the
Stoicks, who because they pretend an
Antipathy, that they themselves would never be angry, never be mounted above the
modell of a common usuall
Temper, are most competent
Judges, impartially to give the reason of the causes of the anger of others.
And now it is strange to see the severall waies the
Flowers embraced to provide for their owne security; there is no such
[Page 52]
Teacher as
extremity; necessity hath found out more
Arts, then ever ingenuity invented: The
Wall-Gilly flower ran up to the top of the Wall of the
Garden, where it hath grown ever since, and will never descend till it hath good security for its own safety; and being mounted thereon, he entertained the
Boar with the following discourse.
Thou basest and unworthiest of
four-footed Beasts; thy
Mother the
Sow, passeth for the most contemptible
name, that can be fixed on any
She: Yea,
Pliny reporteth, that a
Sow growne
old, useth to feed on her owne
[Page 53]
young; and herein I beleeve that
Pliny, who otherwise might be straitned for
fellow-witnesses, might find such who will attest the truth of what he hath spoken. Mens
Excrements is thy element, and what more cleanly creatures do scorn and detest, makes a feast for thee; nothing comes amisse unto thy mouth, and we know the proverb what can make a pan-cake unto thee: Now you are gotten into the
Garden (shame light on that negligent
Gardner, whose care it was to fence the same, by whose negligence and oversight, you have gotten an entrance into this
Academy of
Flowers and
[Page 54]
Herbs) let me who am your enenie give you some
Counsell, and
neglect it not, because it comes from my
Mouth. You see I am without the reach of your
Anger, and all your power cannot hurt me, except you be pleased to borrow
wings from some
Bird, thereby to advantage your selfe, to reach my habitation.
My
Counsell therefore to you is this, be not
Proud because you are
Prosperous; who would ever have thought, that you could have entered this place, which we conceived was impregnable against any of your kind: Now because you
[Page 55] have had successe as farre above our
expectations, as your
deserts; show your own moderation in the usage thereof; to
[...]aster us is easie, to
Master your selfe is difficult. Attempt therefore that which as it is most
hard to
performe, so will it bring most
honour to you when
executed; and know, I speak not this in relation to my selfe (sufficiently priviledged from your
T
[...]sks) but as
acted with a
publique spirit, for the good of the
Comminalty of
Flowers; and if any thing hereafter betide you, other then you expect, you will remember that I am a
[...]rophet, and for
[...]
[...]ell that which too late
[Page 56] you will credit and bel
[...]eve.
The
Boar heard the words, and entertained them with a
surly silence; as conceiving himselfe to be
mounted above danger, sometimes he pittied the sillinesse of the
Wall-flower, that pittyed him, and sometimes he vowed revenge, concluding that the
stones of the
Wall would not afford it sufficient moisture, for its constant dwelling there, but that he should take it for an advantage, when it descended for more sustenance.
It is hard to expresse the
panick fear in the rest of the
flowers, and especially the
small
[Page 57]
Prim-ro
[...]es, begged of their
Mothers that they might retreat into the middle of them, which would only make them grow bigger and broader, and it would grieve a pittifull heart to hear the child plead, and the mother so often deny.
The Child began; dear
Mother, she is but halfe a
Mother that doth
breed and not
preserve, only to
bring forth, and then to expose us to worldly
[...]isery, less
[...]ns your
Love, and
doubles our
sufferings: See how this tyrannicall
Boare threatens our instant undoing; I desire only a
Sanctuary in your
bosome, a retreating place into your
breast,
[Page 58] and who fitter to come into you, then she that came out of you; whether should we return, then from whence we came, it will be but one happinesse, or one misfortune, together we shall die, or together be preserved; only some content and comfort will be unto me, either to be happy or unhappy in your company.
The broader
Prim-rose hearkned unto these words with a sad countenance, as
[...]ensible in her
[...]elfe, that had not the present necessity hardned her affections, she neither would nor could return a deaf
[...]are to
[...]o equall a motion. But now she rejoyned.
[Page 59]
Dear Child, none can be more sensible then my selfe of Motherly affections, it troubles me more for me to deny thee, then for thee to be denyed; I love thy safety where it is not necessarily included in my danger, the entertaining of thee will be my
[...] and destruction; how many Parents in this age have been undone meerly for affording house and home to such Children, whose condition might be quarrel'd with as exposed to exception.
I am sure of mine owne innocency, which never in the least degree have offended this
Boar, and therefore hope he will not
[Page 60] offend me; what wrong and injury you have done him is best known to your selfe; stand therefore on your own bottome, maintain your own innocence; for my part I am resolved not to be drowned for others hanging on me, but I will try as long as I can the strength of my own armes and leggs; excuse me good child, it is not
hatred to you, but
love to my selfe, which makes me to understand my own interest. The younger
Prim-rose returned.
Mother, I must again appeal to your affections, despairing to find any other
Judge to Father my cause; remember I am part
[Page 61] of your
[...]elfe, and have never by any undutifulnesse disobliged your affections; I professe also mine own integrity, that I never have offended this
Boar, being more innocent therein then your selfe, for alas my tender years intitles me not to any correspondency with him, this is the first minute (and may it be the last) that ever I beheld him; I reassume therefore my suite, supposing that your first denyall proceeded only from a de
[...]ire to try my importunity, and give me occasion to enforce my request with the greater earnestnesse: By your motherly bowels I conjure you (an exorcisme
[Page 62] which (I beleeve) comes not within the compasse of
[...]uperstition) that you tenderme in this my extremity, whose greatest ambition is to die in those armes from whence I first fetcht my originall. And then she left her
tears singly to drop out the remainder, what her
tongue could not expresse.
The
Affections of Parents may sometimes he
s
[...]othered, but seldome
quenched, and meeting with the
[...]last or
bellowes from the submissive mouthes of their
Children, it quickly
bla
[...]eth into a
flame. Mother and
daughter are like Tallies, one exactly answereth the other: The
Mother
[Page 63]
Prim-rose could no longer resist the violence of ▪ her daughters importunity, but opens her bosome for the present reception thereof, wherein ever since it hath grown doubled unto this day; and yet a double mischief did arise from this gemination of the
Print-ro
[...]e, or inserting of the little one into the Bowels thereof.
First, those
Prim-roses ever since grow very slowly, and
lag the last among all the
Flowers of that kind; single
Prim-roses beat them out of distance, and are arrived at their
M
[...]rk a month before the other
start out of their
gr
[...]en leaves: yet it
[Page 64] will not be hard to assigne a naturall cause thereof, namely, a greater power of the
Sun is acquired to the production of greater
Flowers, small degrees of
heat will suffice to give a being to single
Flowers, whilst double ones groaning under the weight of their own greatnesse, require a greater force of the
Sun-beams to quicken them, and to spurre their
lazinesse, to make them appear out of their roots.
But the second
Mischief most concernes us, which is this, all single
Flowers are
sweeter, then those that are double; and here we could wish that a
Jury of
[Page 65]
Florists were
impannelled, not to eat, untill such time as they were agreed in their
verdict, what is the true cause thereofSome will say that single
leaves of
Flowers, being more effectually wrought on by the
SunBeams, are rarified thereby, and so all their sweetnesse and perfume the more fully extracted; whereas double
Flowers who lie as it were in a lump, and heap crouded together with its own
leaves, the
Sun-beams hath not that advantage singly to distill them, and to improve every particular
leaf to the best advantage of sweetnesse: This sure I am, that the old
Primrose
[Page 66] sencible of the abatement of her sweetnesse, since she was
clogged with the entertainment of her
Daughter, halfe repenting that she had received her, returned this complaining discourse.
Daughter, I am sencible that that the
statutes of
inmates, was founded on very good and solid grounds, that many should not be multiplyed within the roof of one and the same house, finding the inconveniency thereof by lodging thee my owne
Daughter within my
Bosome; I wil not speak how much I have lost of my grouth, the
Clock whereof is
set back a whole
[Page 67] month by receiving of you; but that which most grieveth me, I perceive I am much abated in my
sweetnesse (the essence of all
Flowers) and which only distinguisheth them from
w
[...]ds, seeing otherwise in
Colours, weeds may contest with us in brightnesse and variety.
Peace Mother (replyed the small
Prim-rose) conceive not this to be your particular unhappinesse, which is the generall
accid
[...]nt falling out daily in common experience, namely, that the bigger and thicker
people grow in their
estates, the worse and lesse vertuous they are in their
Conversations, our
[Page 68] age may produce millions of these instances; I knew some tenne years since many honest men, whose converse was familiar and faire, how did they court and desire the company of their neighbours, and mutually, how was their company desired by them? how
humble were they in their
carriage, loving in their
expressions, and
friendly in their
behaviour, drawing the love and affections of all that were acquainted with them? But since being grown wealthy, they have first learnt not to know
themselves, and afterwards none of their
neighbours; the
brightnesse of
[Page 69] much
Gold and
Silver, hath with the
shine and
lustre thereof so
perstringed and
dazled their
eyes, that they have forgotten those with whom they had formerly so familiar conversation; how
proudly do they
walk? how
superc
[...]liously do they
look? how
disdainfully do they
speak? they will not know their own
Brothers and
kindred, as being a
kin only to themselves.
Indeed such who have long been gaining of wealth, and have slowly proceeded by degrees therein, whereby they have learnt to mannage their minds, are not so palpably proud as others; but those who
[Page 70] in an instant have been surprized with a vast estate,
flowing in upon them from a
fountain farre above their
deserts, not being able to wield their own greatnesse, have been prest under the weight of their own estates, and have manifested that their minds never knew how to be stewards of their wealth, by forgetting themselves in the disposing thereof.
I beleeve the little
Prim-rose would have beee longer in her discourse, had not the approach of the
Boar put an unexpected period thereunto, and made her break off her speech before the ending thereof.
[Page 71]Now whilst all other
flowers were struck into a
panick silence, only
two, the
Violet, and the
Marygold continued their discourse, which was not attributed to their valour or hardinesse above other
Flowers, but that casually both of them grew together in the
declivity of a depressed
Valley, so that they saw not the
Boar, nor were they sensible of their own misery, nor durst others remove their stations to bring them intelligence thereof.
Sister
Marigold (said the
Violet) you and I have continued these many daies in the contest which of our two
colours are
[Page 72] the most honourable and pleasing to the
Eye, I know what you can plead for your selfe, that your
yellownesse is the
Livery of
Gold, the
Soveraign of most mens hearts, and esteemed the purest of all
mettals; I deny not the truth hereof: But know that as farre as the
Skie surpasseth that which is buried in the
Bowels of the
Earth, so farre my blew
colour exceedeth yours; what is oftner mentioned by the
Poets then the
azure Clouds? let
Heraulds be made the
Vmpire, and I appeal to
Gerrard, whether the
azure doth not carry it cleer above all other
colours herein;
Sable or
[Page 73]
Black affrights the
beholders with the
hue thereof, and minds them of the
Funerall of their last friends, whom they had interred
Vert or
Green I confesse is a
colour refreshing the
sight, and wore commonly before the eyes of such who have had a casuall mischance therein, however, it is but the
Livery of
novelty, a young upstart
colour, as
green heads, and
green youth do passe in common experience.
Red I confesse is a noble
colour, but it hath too much of
bloodinesse therein, and affrighteth beholders with the memory thereof: My
Blew is exposed to no cavills and exceptions,
[Page 74] wherein
black and
red are moderately compounded, so that I participate of the perfections of them both: the over▪ gaudinesse of the
red, which hath too much
light and
brightness therein, is reduced and tempered with such a
mixture of
black, that the
red is made
staved, but not
sad therewith, and the
black kept from over-much melancholy, with a proportionable contemperation of
red therein: This is the reason that in all ages the
Violet or
purple colour hath passed for the emblem of Magistracy, and the
Robes of the antient Roman judges alwaies died therewith.
[Page 75]The
Violet scarce arived at the middle of her discourse, when the approach of the
Boar put it into a terrible fear, nor was their any
Herb or
Flower in the whole
Garden left unsurprized with fear, save only
Time and
Sage, which casually grew in an
[...]sland surrounded with water from the rest, and secured with a lock-bridge from the
Boars accesse.
Sage beginning, accosted
Time in this Nature.
Most fragrant Sister, there needs no other argument to convince thy transcendent sweetnesse, save only the appealing to the
Bees (the most
[Page 76] competent judges in this kind) those little
Chymists, who through their natural
Alembick, distill the sweetest and usefullest of
Liquors, did not the commonnesse and cheapnesse thereof make it lesse valued: Now these industrious
Bees, the emblem of a common-wealth (or Monarchy rather, if the received traditions of a
MasterBee be true) make their constant diet upon the; for though no
Flower comes amisse to their palates, yet are they observed to preferre thee above the rest. Now Sister
Time, faine would I be satisfied of you severall queries, which only
Time
[Page 77] is able to resolve. Whether or no do you think that the
State of the
Turks wherein we live, (whose cruelty hath destroyed faire
Tempe to the small remnant of these few Acres) whether I say, do you think that their
strength and
greatness doth
encrease, stand still, or
abate? I know
Time that
you are the Mother of truth, and the finder out of all truths mysteries; be open therefore and candid with me herein, and freely speak your mind of the case propounded.
Time very gravely casting down the eyes thereof to the earth; Sister
Sage (said she) had you propounded any question
[Page 78] within the sphear or circuit of a
Garden, of the
heat or
coolnesse, drinesse or
mo
[...]sture, vertue or
operation of
flowers and
Herbs, I should not have demurred to return you a speedy answer; but this is of that dangerous cousequence, that my own safety locks up my lips, and commands my silence therein: I know your wisdome
Sage, whence you have gotten your name and reputation, this is not an age to trust the neerest of our relations with such an important secresie; what ever thoughts are concealed within the
Cabinet of my own
bosome, shall there be preserved in their secret propertie
[Page 79] without imparting them to any; my confessor himselfe shall know my
conscience, but not my judgement in affaires of
State: Let us comply with the present necessity, and lie at a close posture, knowing there be fencers even now about us, who will set upon us if our guards lye open: generall discourses are such to which I will confine my selfe: It is antiently said,
that the subtill man lurks in generall. But now give me leave, for honesty it selfe, if desiring to be safe, to take Sanctuary therein.
Let us enjoy our own happinesse, and be sensible of the
[Page 80] favour indulged to us, that whereas all
Tempe is defaced, this
Garden still surviveth in some tolerable condition of prosperity, and we especially
miled about, are fenced from forraign foes, better then the rest; let it satisfie your soule that we peaceably possess this happinesse, and I am sorry that the lustre thereof is set forth with so true a foile, as the calamity of our neighbours.
Sage returned; Were I a blab of my mouth, whose secresie was ever suspected, then might you be cautious in communicating your mind unto me: But secrecy is that I can principally
[Page 81] boast of, it being the quality for which the common-wealth of
Flowers chose me their privy Councellor, what therefore is told me in this nature, is deposited as securely, as those
treasures which formerly were laid up in the
Temple of safety it self; and therefore with all modest importunity, I reassume my suit, and desire your judgment of the question, whether the
Turkish Tyranny is likely to continue any longer? for
Time I know alone can give an answer to this question.
Being confident (
said Time) of your fidelity, I shall expresse my selfe in that freenesse unto
[Page 82] you, which I never as yet expressed to any mortall: I am of that hopefull opinion, that the period of this barbarous nations greatnesse begins to approach, my first reason is drawn from the vicissitude and mutability which attends all earthly things;
Bodies arrived at the
verticall point of their
strength, decay and
decline. The
Moon when in the fulnesse of its
increasing, tendeth to a
waning; it is a pitch too high for any sublunary thing to amount unto constantly, to proceed progressively in greatnesse; this maketh me to hope that this Giant-like
Empire, comented
[Page 83] with Tyranny, supported, not so much with their own policy, as with the servility of such who are under them, hath seen its best daies and highest elevation.
To this end, to come to more particulars, what was it which first made the
Turks fortunate, in so short a time to over-run all
Greece, but these two things; first, the
dissentions, 2. the
dissolutenesse of your antient
Greeks: Their
dissentions are too well known, the Emperor of
Constantinople being grown almost but
titular, such the pride and potency of many Peeres under him. The
Egean is not
[Page 84] more stored with
Islands (as I think scarce such a heap or huddle is to be found of them in all the world againe) as
Greece was with severall
factions, the
Epirots hated the
Achayans, the
Mesedans bandoned against the
Thracians, the
Dalmatians maintained
deadly feud against the
Wallachians: Thus was the conquest made easie for the
Turks, beholding not so much to their own valour, as to the
Grecian discord.
Next to their
dissentions, their
dissolutenesse did expedite their ruine; drunkennesse was so common among them, that it was a sin to be sober, so that I
[Page 85] may
[...]ay, all
Greece reel'd and
staggered with its own
intemperance when the
Turk assaulted it: What wonder then was it if they so quickly over-ran that famous
Empire, where
vice and
lazinesse had generally infected all conditions of people.
But now you see the
Turks themselves have divisions and dissentions among them, their
great Bashaws and
holy Muftees have their severall factions and dissentions; and whereas the
poor Greeks by the reason of their hard usage, begin now to be starved into unity and temperance, they may seem to have changed their vices with the
[Page 86]
Turks, who are now grown as factious and vitious as the other were before. Adde to all this that they are universally hated, and the neighbouring
Princes raither
wait a
time, then
want a
will to be revenged on them for their many insolencies. Put all these together, and tell me if it put not a cheerfull complexion on probability, that the
Turkish tyranny having come to the mark of its own might, and utmost limits of its own greatnesse, will dwindle and wither away by degrees. And assure your selfe, if once it come to be but
standing water, it will quickly be a
low ebb with them.
[Page 87]Probably she had proceeded longer in her Oration, if not interrupted with the miserable moanes and complaints of the
Herbs and
Flowers which the
Boar was ready to devour, when presently the
Sage spake unto the
Boar in this manner.
Sir, Listen a little unto me, who shall make such a motion whereof your selfe shall be the
Judge (how much it tendeth to your advantage) and the deafest ears will listen to their own interest.) I have no designe for my selfe (whose position here invironed with with water, secureth
[Page] me from your anger) but I confesse I sympathize with the miserie of my friends and acquaintance, which in the continent of the
Garden are exposed to your cruelty; what good will it do you to destroy so many
Flowers and
Herbs, which have no gust or sweetnesse at all in them for your palate; follow my directions, and directly
South-west as you stand, you shall find (going forward therein) a corner in the
Garden, overgrown with
Hog-weed, (through the
Gardiners negligence;) Oh what
Lettice will be for your
lipps; you will say that
Via lactea (or the milkie way) is
[Page 89] truly there, so white, so sweet, so plentifull a liquor is to be distilled out of the leaves thereof, which hath gotten the name of
Hog-weed, because it is the principall
Bill of fare whereon creatures of your kind make their common repast. The
Boar sensible that
Sage spake to the purpose, followed his directions, and found the same true, when feeding himselfe almost to surfet on those delicious dainties, he swelled so great, that in his return out of the
Garden, the holein the fence which gave him
admittance, was too small to afford him
egress
[...] out thereat; when the
Gardiner
[Page 90] coming in with a
Guard of
Dogs, so persecuted this
Tyrant, that killed on the place, he made satisfaction for the wrong he had done, and for the terrour wherewith he had affrighted so many
Innocents. I wish the
Reader well
feasted with some of his
Brawn well
cooked, and so take our leave both of him and the
Gardens.
FINIS.