RABSHAKEH VAPƲLANS: OR, AN ANSWER TO THE Tribe of Levi.
I'Admire, my Friend! what madness has possess'd
The Brain-sick World; in what wild posture dress'd!
Like Beasts by Gad-Flies stung, they frisk about
An Antick, giddy, and disorder'd Rout:
How few there are who steer by Reasons rules;
How over-stock'd the pester'd Age with Fools.
And Fools we have of every Shape and Size,
Of all Professions, Ranks and Qualities;
But most the Wou'd-be-Wits, and wou'd-be-Wise.
The witty Fool must have the foremost place,
Or else, slap-dash, he has ye o'er the Face;
And lugs ye into his next dull Lampoon,
The sport and ridicule of all the Town:
Sets up an Author, and a Man of Parts,
In spite of Nature's self, and all good Arts;
Then shows lewd Vice triumphant on the Stage,
To tickle a Debaucht, a thoughtless Age:
Where all the Sport is spoil'd, unless there be
Some poor Sir John or Smirk, for Nokes or Lee:
The very Salt and Flame o'th' Comedie.
Ne'er fear't, it takes, so you but swinge the PRIEST;
What needs there more? the very Word's a Jest.
Plot, Sence, true Wit, good Humour, all, 'tis stuff:
E'en spare this pains, your Parson is enough.
Write but his single part to th' Life, and well,
Your Third day's Gains sufficiently 'twill swell,
And render the success infallible.
Mufti, or Priest, or Bishop 'tis the same,
'Twill save your Play; such Magick's in the Name,
Tho' all the Club of Wits resolv'd to damn.
This Art was at the first found out by BAYS;
The surest Rules in all his wise Essays:
He led the Dance. Nor was't in him so strange,
Inspir'd by Interest, Madness and Revenge:
Possess'd with Pride, and hurry'd by Despair,
At his approach whipt from the House of Prayer,
Nor must such unclean Beasts be offer'd there:
But there are higher Provocations yet;
Poor wither'd Bays —
For the Rehearsal can't a Priest forget,
Since one of that dull Plodding witless Fry,
That harmless stingless Hive, if Fame not Lye,
Had at the least a Finger in the Pie:
This treasur'd deep remains upon the score,
For this the Bard a heavy Vengeance swore,
And with the Gown proclaim'd eternal War;
Which must henceforward passively submit
To th' Fury of his Dullness and his Wit.
* Stew'd Prunes and Snush he'll now no longer use
With this; if she the generous Race refuse,
Vid. Rehearsal.
He spurs his jaded unperforming Muse.
Priests on the Stage for the same Reason come,
As in the Pulpit the prolonging Hum:
As what comes next, to mend a Breach is brought,
These serve to fill the empty Gaps of Thought;
Whilst the young Todpole Wits applaud and smile
Around this doating Homer of our Isle:
And all those [...]auseous Streams which daily pour
From his soul Intrails, greedily devour.
With his stoln Poison, and their own they swell,
And with hoarse Notes disturb the Sacred Well;
With noisom Slime pollute that silver Spring,
And croak as loud as Father Bays could sing.
In some odd Hole let's throw neglected Bays,
As Greens and Hollys are at Candlemas.
But among all the rest that teaze the Town,
Spruce Poet Pricket has my Vote alone;
Or if he ere should fall, in my Esteem,
'Tis only Saffold must out-rival him.
The Court and Stage may ene do what they please,
Our City-Bays are sure to One of these,
Author of the Tribe of Levi, who formerly stood for the City Poet's Place.
(Unless on them the
Man of War * should seize.)
Their Spirit the same, to the same heights they clime;
Their Art the same, both tag their Bills with Rhyme.
And very near akin their Occupation,
Both live o'th' Sins and Follies of the Nation.
Momus Ridens.
* This by his
Pills, that by his
weekly Print, *
With Cartloads of dull Doggrell railing in't.
Tedious, Friend Elkanah! as yours or mine,
Heavy as Nahum: since he drinks no Wine,
Incarnate dullness reigns in every Line.
But let's not wrong the Wretch, when pains he'll take:
He'll very tolerable Ballads make.
To Thought, it's true, he never made pretence,
His care is Notes and Words, find you the Sence.
How shall the pester'd Warehouse then get clear?
What must be done to save the Stationer?
'Tis true, the Friars at the worst are near;
But that's the last, the desperate Cure, we know
Not to be us'd, till the Disease is so.
He has it, right or wrong the Priest comes in,
T'attone his Dullness, and the Peoples Sin.
The Tune be what it will, He all along,
He only is the Burden of the Song.
Be the Report of Lap-dog, Miss, or Spark,
Or French, or Turk, still Priest is the Remark.
Has Lady in fair Qu— late miscarried?
Then thank the Priest who her and C— marry'd.
Has Priest been robb'd? he'll openly profess,
The Villains could in Conscience do no less.
Are the Turks beat? These Priests undo the PORT,
And, if they're wise, they'll hang the Mufti for't.
Or, has the Emperor lately lost Belgrade?
No doubt 'twas long of some o'th' self-same Trade!
The German Priests that Powder Treason made,
Hired with French Luidores, pray mark the Jest!
They e'en blew up themselves, and all the rest.
This oft, when the grave Dons of Business come,
And find poor Momus in the Coffee-Room,
This from expecting Flames has him repriev'd,
Who, when condemn'd, by's Anti-Clergy liv'd.
Him Sage Sir Pol, on plodding Elbow staid,
Has oft with his Four Eyes and Mouth survey'd
His Tea, and that with equal Gust he drinks,
And by his Looks would have you think he thinks.
"Well—on my Faith, he feagues these Black-coat Sparks;
"A pretty witty Thing, and shrowd Remarks!
But what's all this you'll tell me to the Text,
The Tribe of Levi? Patience! that comes next.
The Anti-Chamber sure must first be past:
We to the Presence shall arrive at last.
Author of the Tribe of Levi lately come from Ireland.
These all are
Lackeys to that Author's
b Fame,
Who from the Land of Wit and Valour came;
And dares in both so large a portion claim.
So Civil, so Gentile, so Clean, and Neat
His Merit, yet his Modesty so great,
As never will be match'd, nor has been yet.
Through all his Works this Truth appears so plain,
Through all his Life there runs so pure a Vein,
He need not
Write himself a
He usually Subscribes his Works thus, By J.T. Gentleman.
Gentleman.
His Country's Glory and its Nymphs delight,
Dreaded in Mars's as in Venus fight,
And till the danger comes,
A Man of Might.
That thought is his own. Vid. pag. 2.
Say not the ill-bred Bird defiles his Nest,
When now and then he gently rubs the Priest;
Or that he is to his own Blood unjust,
Who was a Priest.
And rudely tramples on his
Father's Dust;
But rather blame his Memory's neglect:
Great Wits we know can never far reflect.
At worst it argues his Design was good,
When thus he spares not his own F [...]esh and Blood;
Vid. pag. 5.
"But to unsettle Church as 'twas before,
"Will beat his Dad, and call his Mother Whore.
Say not his Bride, of lovely Mind and Face,
Receiv'd her Life from one of Levi's Race.
By Marriage Bonds a piece of him she's grown,
Torn from her Stock she's grafted in his own.
What if 'tis urg'd he was himself a Priest,
Or else a puny Deacon at the least:
A kind well-willer to the Desk or Tub,
At Sam's or Joe's a Member of the Club.
Conn'd
Baxter, till his
Study's all in Flames,
Ask him the meaning on't.
Dogs-ear'd and thumb'd Wallebius, Charnock, Ames.
But did he not forsake that Threadbare Trade,
And in good time his Abjuration made?
No Turk so trusty as a Renegade.
Since when, without respect he mawls the Priest,
To prove the Apostacy was not in Jest;
If all, his Tutor too among the rest:
Forgets the Debt, as Nero his, nor spares
His Sence, his Vertue, or his Silver-Hairs.
Were One excepted, we might doubt a Bribe,
Or that he's still inclin'd to Levi's Tribe.
Hang all's the word; nor can he, it's confest,
Forget it soon; he learn'd it in the West:
For grant him Priest, he scorn'd the Passive Cant,
And ever was a Parson-Militant.
Whatever Joshua made for a Buffoon,
Take
T—h for a
Spiritual Dragoon.
P. 15. l. 8.
Say all ye conscious Hedges, did he fly,
Or sneak behind to shun the Enemy?
Or say each Western Ditch, to which he fled
(Since 'tis Almanzors only can make Head
Against whole Armies) did he quake for fear,
Or by the Smell invite his Hunters near?
Or was not he, say Envy what it can;
Say, was not he the Man, the more than Man;
Whom e'en the Western Hangman could not quail,
Proof against Jeffreys, Halter, Whip and Jayl.
Nay beat him clear in Brow, his Match in Sence,
And e'en at his own Weapon—Impudence.
(Such force in Modesty and Innocence!)
Heav'ns! how the Tyger yell'd that fatal Day,
Reveng'd at large upon the weaker Prey;
Tho' on this sturdier Beast his hopes were crost,
And worse than all, his Reputation lost.
The restive Thing th' appointed Knot refus'd,
He hung an Arse, nor would be tamely noos'd.
The Lordly Butcher struts, and fumes, and raves;
And swears in vain, and works, and sweats, and slaves,
And did at last, with much ado invent
A pretty conscionable Punishment:
For since no Blood he to his Brow could draw,
He'd on his Back inscribe fierce Draco's Law.
Poor Jack, like wandring Jew, was doom'd to stray
In a long Pilgrimage each Market Day;
And worse than all,
do Penance
He was condemn'd to be whipt through all the Market-Towns in Dorsetshire once a Year during Life; on which he Petition'd to have the Favour of being Hang'd, and so got off from both.
all the way.
No wonder at this Sentence he repines,
And a Petition for a Halter signs:
"
Vid. Tribe of Levi, pag. 11. lin. 18.
Hanging's the fittest Death for Such
Divines.
(Old Grandfire Sternhold's Psalter he may spare,
And his own doleful Psalms make use of there.)
Besides, since some o [...]s Kin the way did try,
He thought by a Disease 'twas best to die
Hereditary to his Family.
The Humour's good enough, tho' push'd too far.
Enjoy't your Race! but I should think the Air
An odd Tartarian sort of Sepulchre.
What if one Ʋnkle took that Road, and t'other
Rides whip and spur to overtake his Brother?
All Priests are not so fond of these Extremes,
Nor fansie to be
hang'd for
either James.
York or Monmouth.
But after all this dull malicious stuff,
You needs must own the Poem's sharp enough.
There's your true stroke! How much to th' Life he writes?
How through and through his angry Satyr bites?
Here's trusty Fangs — they never quit their hold:
Is not the Cur well worth his weight in Gold?
He runs at all, and none that cross him spar'd,
He scorns to fly at less than the whole Herd.
Yes— 'tis confess'd he's Sharp, at such a rate
As are that Club of Wits at Billingsgate;
Where one, when t'other sold her Fish before,
I lately heard how wittily she swore,
Bid her be hang'd, and call'd her Jade and Whore.
Gently, good Sir, we own these Words a Crime,
And scurrillous and lewd when out of Rhyme:
If in plain Prose pronounc'd in Street or School,
They're richly worth the Lash or Ducking-stool.
The Commons soon, and P—d's Reverend Court,
Would get the Author in and swinge him for't.
But sure a Poem is excepted still:
No Laws touch that; where, like a Chancery Bill,
Invention, Truth, and Reason both supplies;
Nor must we answer for Abuse and Lyes.
But put the Case at worst, who'd not submit
To one sound Lashing to be thought a Wit?
And were not now the Reign of Jeff'ry's o'er,
His Sentence can't be worse than 'twas before;
While still he's in reserve his ancient Trick,
Can for his Back compound and yield his Neck.
Poor feeble Satyrist? and is this all
The weak effect of thy enervate Gall?
So soft each Stab, so harmless every Jest,
The World will think thee half a Priest at least.
Ʋnrein thy Thunders rather, and let fly
Thy sharpest pointed Lightnings round the Sky,
Then like Jove's Bird aim at the destin'd Head,
Shoot from the scattering Clouds and strike him dead.
No — still I must th' unequal War refuse;
Ah! too below the vengeance of my Muse,
Who like Alcides, with her Infant hands
Could crush that Viper in her swadling Bands,
But would not wish so weak a Foe Disgrace,
Where even the Conquest had at best been base
Tho' I the meanest of the tuneful Race.
Ah! wou'd for once blind Fortune, as the VVhore
Has done for many a Fool and Knave before,
VVou'd she but make the Blockhead great and high,
And find some time to dress him e're he dye,
In all the VVorld's fantastick Bravery:
VVere he but high enough to value Fame,
Or cou'd he fall, scarce WILLIAM's sacred Name,
VVhich next the unutterable I revere,
Scarce WILLIAM's sacred Name shou'd guard him there,
'Till when if publick Justice find him not,
Let him remain neglected or forgot,
His Name and Works alike, together rot!
And wont you then, when his true Face is shown,
Wipe off those heaps of Scandal he has thrown
On all he finds less ugly than his own?
Or he, or those who their weak Forces joyn,
And with the same success pursue the same design,
And in some lofty parabolick strain,
Old England's Worthies celebrate again.
VVhat need, dear Friend, of what's so much in vain,
Scandalls, when at exalted Virtue cast,
They reach it not, beyond their reach 'tis plac'd,
But on the Authors Heads return at last.
If Water on the Milk-white Swan we fling,
It shakes it off, nor wets its Silver wing.
But in good earnest wou'd you have me look
Each Verse or Chapter in the Pentateuch,
And hunt for Paralells in every Book?
Murder Chronology, as he before,
Korah and all his company restore
When burnt to dust, nay kindly haste 'em o'er
With valiant Joshua and his faithful Band,
Thro' Jordan's wondring Waves to Canaan's blissfull Land?
Or what if we a little lower fall
To thy unhappy Fate, rejected Saul!
Who God forsaking, didst to Endor run,
And wert undone least thou shouldst be undone;
Or sing his brave, his lov'd, his envy'd
Son;
David his Son-in Law.
How Shimei curst, how Sheba did rebell,
Or proud Philistian Hosts before him fell,
And right or wrong make out the Paralell;
Were not the World with this already tir'd,
A deeper thought, a Genius are requir'd;
But stroaks and colours every where to give,
And make a work of such a Nature live.
Howe'er, to oblige you, Sir, for once I'll tell,
The naked Truth, without a Parable;
Naked, or drest in honest Country Grey,
Nor rudely base, nor too profusely gay;
I think I'm right, and what I think I'll say.
Those who all Heylen and Mercator scan,
Show me a place from London to Japan,
From California, down to Magelan,
Where the wild Natives don't with Reverence treat,
Whoever on their Gods and Altars wait?
If universal Custom gives us Rules
More sure than all the Jargon of the Schools,
And with unconquer'd Demonstration shows,
What Truth and Reason untaught Nature knows,
As all the World confess; we need not fear,
The Argument will hold as strongly here:
If he's no Man a God disowns, at least
He who maliciously affronts his Priest,
By the same Rule must pass for half a Beast.
He who through vast Tartarian Desarts runs,
His journey almost equal with the Suns,
Nor any other Right but Conquest owns;
Who to his Sword his Life like Esau ows,
All his rich Neighbours, justly thought his Foes,
Asks his Priest's Benediction e're he goes;
And vows he in the Booty shall partake,
If a good road and safe retreat he make.
The European Tartars, who reside,
Far greater Plagues upon the Western side,
And on the Rhine far greater mischief doe,
Than t'other on the Volga or Danow,
These and their Sultan Lewis (far above
Galga and his) pretend their Priests to love,
Without their Prayers ne'er expect to thrive,
And are in Truth, the godliest Thieves alive:
Thus Cannibals themselves, tho' nurst in War,
And blood for milk their Infant Lips besmear,
Tho' they each other eat, their Priests will spare.
But what's all this, crys one, to th' Case in hand,
Knaves will not, and Fools cannot understand
Their Christian Liberty, to abuse the Priest,
And treat the Tribe of Levi how they list?
Or if we'd know the bounds of just and true
What did the brave, the ancient Romans do,
E're Priestly Craft was form'd into a Trade,
And Clergy's Yoke on easie Nations laid:
Well, to be Friends, we'll give ye that and more,
Both Rome, and those who flourish'd long before,
Thought it their highest Crime against their State,
Their Churches ancient Rites to Violate;
Your Master Hobbs has taught you what to say:
They're Heathens all, wou'd you be worse than they?
Yet nigher to the Fountain let's repair,
And this bright Truth will still be clearer there;
VVhere Monarchies from Families did spring,
A Patriarch was both Father, Priest or King,
Tho' of the three, a Priest the highest place,
A Prince then thought the Title no disgrace;
The wondrous King of ancient Salem's Town,
VVhethe [...] from Heav'n it self he first came down,
The same who did long after leave the Skies,
A God in frail Humanity's disguise:
Or whether he deduc'd from Mortal Stem;
The Sacred Priesthood he did not contemn,
But joyn'd the Mitre to his Diadem.
Nor did the Conquering Hebrew him disdain,
But paid him Tithes in Saveh's royal Plain.
I thought at last you wou'd be forc'd to fly
To your old shift, Infallibility;
And tho' a while you reason may pretend,
Trump up a Text or two, and there's an end.
But why so eager? not so fast my Friend;
Have we not prov'd the Question in suspence,
That Priests all times, all places reverence;
That whether Heathen, Christian, Turk, or Jew,
They all have more civility than you?
I thought what Arguments, a Spark replies,
These Priests cou'd bring to back their Trick and Lies;
Sense, Reason, Custom, they in vain pretend,
Damn 'em! 'tis a Cheat from end to end:
That all the World respects 'em, we deny,
The wise see through it, or of those wise am I:
What Man of sence, which of the Beaux Esprits,
That in our Club has taken his Degree,
Who laudibly can drink, or whore, or swear,
(The World's a Cypher, we the Figures are)
In those fine Arts a great Proficient grown,
Which of us all who cann't a Priest run down,
The silliest, pertest, dullest thing in Town?
Thus would he talk till night, might he run on,
For he talks well in his dear self's Esteem,
E'en leave him, for you'll nothing get by him.
Agreed, to save my Ears, but first let's goe,
A little walk, some half the Globe, or so,
Where some of his fair Kindred him we'll show;
Strangely alike in humour, sense and shape,
The wise, the blest
Inhabitants o'th' Cape.
The Inhabitants of the Cape of Good Hope, the most Barbarous People ever yet discovered who own no God, nor good Manners; use raw Guts for their Food and Ornament, &c. See the late Accounts of those People.
Renowned Hottamtots, they dance they sing,
Nor fear, nor care, for any future thing;
On whose free Necks no Polititians rode,
Who trouble not themselves with Priest or God:
Content with Food, which hasty Nature gave,
They neither Wash, nor Boyl, nor Scrape nor Save,
Their gaudy Guts they from their Necks displace,
And eat, but pay no Tithes, nor say no Grace.
Why is he mute, and why that scornful smile?
Do's not this Instance our Induction spoil?
As much as his 'tis granted, for indeed
Those who will own no God, no Priests will need:
Sir, we're no Athiests, we wou'd have ye know,
We own a God, and if you doubt it, you
Shall hear us Swear, perhaps Blaspheme him too:
Nay, if you please us, we'll some Priests allow,
If they'll be civil, and their betters know,
Praying and Preaching Cant, they must forsake,
And onely sing those Hymns which we shall make:
(Ye blessed ones, if for Priapus meant,)
But Sir, 'tis this that makes us Male-Content,
Their Barns are all too full, too large their store,
And you'd reform 'em, just as those before,
VVith their Fat Lands keep some lean Hounds or Whore:
But they're abusive, sawcy,— you know when,
We were no better then
Jack Gentlemen
See Marvel's Rehearsal transpos'd
VVhat wou'd you have this humble Creature do?
Or hold his Worships Horse, or clean his Shoe.
Mayn't I to what's my own make just pretence,
Must Priest be blam'd, because his Lord wants sence?
Or must the Order spoil Gentility,
Fatal as the Cross Bar in Heraldry,
If the dull Patron, as he first was whelpt,
Unlick't remains, can the poor Chaplain help't?
For those who've sence or wit, are wise or brave,
They'll make the Priest their Friend and not their Slave;
Nor take delight in cursed Canaans sport,
To make him drunk, and then despise him for't.
But farther all their Sermon's are so dry,
One Play will more than twenty Edify:
—Both much alike as you dispose the matter,
In one you sleep, in 'tother laugh and chatter;
Your judgment, too, your observations fit,
How dull are R—, and St—
Yes florid words indeed, but give me sence!
And need enough on your own Evidence,
Step in for once, and tarry till they've done,
VVhat think you of St—o, Sc—t, or Till—n
They read their Lectures moderately well,
But that's not Preaching, where's the Life and Zeal,
In this you own, that others beat you clear,
That, that's the thing,— B—t, or H—ck hear!
Some rave and roar, and split the very Stones,
VVith apish Gestures and incondite Groans;
Are there no Priests in Town but D—d J—s.
Well, what provokes me most, to tell you true,
Is their lewd Lives—can they be worse than you?
They shou'd be better—if they are not so,
Pity but you shou'd e'en together goe;
A Priest no Angel; none from faults are free,
As long as clogg'd with frail Mortality:
Besides, if when but twelve our Saviour chose
There was one perjur'd Traytor mixt with those,
If one in Twelve did villany contrive
Is't strange we've one (or two) in twenty five?
Are there no more?—be you the Oracle
Your self, a Halter take if you can tell,
If not, a VVhip will serve the turn as well.
All this will never make the Party good,
Since for the generality they're leud:
Have you told Noses Sir, or wou'd you be
The Author of a
second Century,
Of scandalous Ministers.
O Golden time! O blest Reforming Age!
The Pulpits Vice is preach'd at by the Stage.
However none for foolish pity spare,
But from VVhite-Chappel look to VVestminster,
How many like your self, d'ye light on there?
Nay further, search the Universal round,
And still rail on when you have better found:
Troth there you're right, I think they're all alike,
Now the Mask's off and at the root you strike.
VVell, Int'rest is their God what e'er they say,
Pray which sells best, a Sermon or a Play?
"If Interest 'tis to live contemn'd and poor,
"The hungry VVolf still barking at the door;
"If Interest 'tis like Tantalus to stay
"Still gaping, envying ev'n a Carter's pay
"Who earns at least his hard Half-Crown a day:
"If Int'rest 'tis to starve till Forty's nigh
"Then get perhaps some Country hole and die,
"Then I'le not contradict you in the least,
"'Tis Int'rest makes, 'tis Int'rest sways the Priest:
"These are his Gains and this his portion is
"A weary Life in hopes of future bliss.
"Ah! that's the thing alone that sweetens this.
You cry, I've preach'd enough and bid me mind
To answer the Objections yet behind:
Let's hear 'em then! What need of all this stir?
Mayn't we
Be sav'd without a Priest? Yes, doubtless Sir!
You cannot miss the Road; but there are few
(Consider that) of equal sense with you;
Men of
Morality and
Principles;
Vid. the Moralist.
Besides a hundred pretty Fancies else;
And for the Rabble of the world ye know
We safely may allow a Priest or two.
For as a
learned Knight
Sir Jo [...]
did the last Age
With Christianity it self engage;
An [...] taught if any thing besides pretence,
'Twas only fit for men of vulgar sense,
While such as he say Priests what e're they can
Were sav'd by ways more like a Gentleman;
So our sage Author wisely does esteem
The Cassock Doctors useless unto him.
[...] [...]
Himself he'l preach and pray the charge to save,
Nay the poor Sexton rob, and dig his Grave,
Parson and Clark, Good wives and Bearers cheat,
And bury himself alive like Charles the Great.
But how should they on men of sense prevail
Who change each Hour, and what may change may fail.
The patient Finger-watches are content
To be turn'd round by every Government.
Those Church Camelions, fed on Glories Air
Still take that Colour which at Court they wear.
He who this hour for Loyalty declaims
The very next forsakes his Idol-James.
How do each honest mind abominate
These shuffling Arts, these Tricks of Church and State,
Just Rage once rouz'd in vengeance I'le persist,
And make 'em feel an angry Satyrist
Vid. Postscript to Morali [...]t.
Poor harmless thing! Thou canst not angry be:
A bristling Louse has more of Soul than thee.
But to the point in Question quickly tell,
In changing did the Clergy ill or well?
If Ill thou saidst they did, thy Vizard's lost,
And thou maist find it at the Whipping Post:
If well, thou richly dost deserve the same,
Who what thy self approvest, thy self do
Sir, neither Horn of your Dilemma's stron [...]
For they shou'd still stand firm; what! right o [...]
But how shou'd we our Faith and duty know,
When not the same that 'twas 3 years ago?
Vid. s [...]pra.
You much alike did mind it, then and
[...]
Pray which of the Commandments is struck out?
Which Article o'th' Creed is call'd in doubt,
Unless by Hereticks, or such as you,
Who neither will aright believe or do.
Wou'd you speak plain, as to confiding Friend,
And had you rather had 'em break than bend?
Since some for Faith have Courted Martyrdom,
Shou'd others do it for the Devil and Rome?
'Tis very kind and civil we must own,
But is not this a Contradiction?
What Quarter has he found who thus has done?
(Tho all he merits) did your Satyre bite
Less close, or with less Gall and vengeance write?
State-Butcher stil'd, and reverend Hypocrite
Moralist, p. 14.
.
But 'tis in vain, all reas'ning is mis-spent
Where men resolve they ne're will be content;
When like great Generals they prolong the War,
Only to shew their skill and keep their pow'r.
Had Priests stood out, the Nation they'd betray'd,
And Sacrifices had been justly made.
Did they come in, this turns to their confusion.
'Tis Reservation all and meer Collusion.
The Wor [...] no more will let 'em now deceive 'em.
They've chang'd their Faith & King, & who'l believe em?
That men of sense, ne're fear't, will ever do
While what they teach is evident and true,
While no implicite notions they impose,
Nor like Rome's Priests wou'd lead us by the Nose,
[...] [...]
Whil'st Life and Pulpit both discourage sin,
Whil'st Reason they can talk, both out and in.
Such are those Worthies now the Croziers bear
Who with such Grace adorn the Robes they wear.
If others with impunity abuse,
Much more may we their Names with reverence use,
And without leave so fair a subject chuse.
For ne're cou'd malice find a worse pretence
Ne're stood it more in need of Impudence
Than in the present Age, each Sacred See
With so much Learning fill'd and Piety.
To Flatter whom
I'd scorn as much as they to look on me.
'Thas ever been the Greats unhappy Fate
To bear the under-worlds esteem or hate;
Them Friends and Foes so eagerly assail
Which is the worst affront? To praise and rail.
How e're, whom Virtue has to Glory rais'd,
Why are they good if they would not be prais'd?
Why grievous Lo—n! didst thou still perform
Thy Duty in the last approaching Storm,
When those who for the better ne're could change,
Let loose on thee their festring Old reven [...]e?
Who but a C—n such a Shock cou'd b [...]
He stemm'd the first wild Tide, himsel [...]
Say Envy, say did C—n then disgrace
His former Trophies, or his noble Race [...]
And when th' Oppressed Nations crie
A loud Alarm to Orange and to Heav [...]
When Europes Saviour did with us begin,
And brought a kind, a friendly Army in,
Who from fierce Wolves did snatch the Royal Prey,
More Fell and Bloody, now they must away,
Who did the precious Hostage thence convey?
From falling Troy, the blest Palladium bore,
Which by her Presence Sacred was before?
Shall Learned B—t ever be forgot:
No, first let Malice burst and Envy rot?
Verst in the Realms of dark Antiquity,
Times Register knows hardly more than he
Who reads like him, that cou'd like him digest?
He bears a living Bodley in his Breast.
Which of the two shall we the most admire,
His Gold in Ingots or drawn out in Wire.
What Matchless Beauties in each period shine,
How sweet a Harmony in every Line?
What pleasing Motions all thy Writings raise?
How few, Great Man! like thee know how to praise?
Our Alexander needs no Homer wish,
While matchless B—t his Historian is.
B—t, who shar'd so long the Heroes Fate,
Equa [...] virtuous and unfortunate.
(Tho he so many Foils to Fortune gave,
She yields at last, and owns her self his Slave.)
To distant Realms a glorious Exile sent;
Thus Aristides bore his Banishment:
In Forreign Lands Carest, just honour shown
His Merits there, tho' slighted by his own.
How much in vain, what his mad Foes design'd?
As well the Sun they'd to one Climate bind.
His Influence still as great, his Rays as clear,
Absent he enlighten'd both and warm'd us here.
His Pen did the first timely help afford,
And mark'd the way for his lov'd Hero's Sword.
Say reverend A—ph! shall the Muse presume
With trembling steps to approach thy Sacred room!
With guilty Eyes and an ingenuous shame
Lest rudely we agen profane thy Name.
So fair thy
Life by
malice thou'rt forgot
Not mentioned in the Tribe of Levi.
Nor Envy's self can make or find a Blott
Bright Confessor in the most glorious Cause,
Heav'ns own Religion, and thy Country's Laws?
In all Divine and humane Learning read,
Acquainted well with all the mighty Dead.
The Sun its self thou his mistakes couldst tell
And by thy art set right his Chronicle,
Where wandring Time has in blind mazes trod,
Or did in its lost Guides Eclipses nod.
The Gordian Knots of tough Chronologie,
Which often cut, seldom unty'd will be,
Familiar all and easie are to thee.
Truth which so often has her self deny'd,
Appears to thee disrob'd from State and Pride,
As thou thy self to all the world beside.
"The Sun on Insects shines as much as Kings,
"The deeper no that sad Reflexion stings.
"What's past is Fate, we Fate in vain deplore,
"Yet Muse! sigh on! sigh deeper—Ah no more!
Great W—r born a heavy Scourge to Rome,
Nor didst thou oftner fight, than overcome.
Not valiant Hannibal, so much her Fate,
The Object of her Terror and her Hate!
Which first shall we admire, thy Massie Sence,
Thy Learnig deep, or flowing Eloquence?
Thee unconern'd Posterity shall call
In all a Miracle, thy self in all.
Shall we go on, and all thoss Vertues show
From their bright Sees shine on the World below?
A while with the Ingenious P—ck stay,
Seraphs themselves from him might learn to Pray,
With those who fill so well the sacred Seat,
With those who are, or those who might be Great.
There's one who yet commands our chiefest care
What Muse, tho' low as mine is, can forbear,
To raise her Voice that speaks of R—r.
Thus look'd the God of Wit, and thus he sung,
When here, such Musick in his Face and Tongue:
All smiling, even Beauteous, ever Young.
Alike [...]eir Brows adorn'd with deathless Bays.
Their Heads with Golden or with Silver Rays.
Judge all ye Woods, and judge ye Sacred Quire
Which has the greater share of heavenly Fire?
Which with more Art can touch the tuneful Lire?
In him Religion like her self is drest,
Ev'n grinning Envy here has oft confest,
She finds no fault, the Altar has the best.
How blest those envy'd few, or lov'd by F [...]te,
How more than Men divinely Fortunate,
Who from the Worlds deceitful hurry free,
Enjoy at once the sight of Heaven and Thee?
With thee, lov'd Man perpetual Hymns reherse
And praise the Maker of the Ʋniverse:
While Harps resound, and pealing Organs Blow,
While Angels sing above and Saints below.
Ah might I (but the Sawcy wish must die.
He melts his Wi [...]gs who dares artempt so high),
Still hear, still feel the Heavenly Harmony,
Thither as constant as the day return,
Near thy Immortal Cowley's sacred Ʋrn,
How greedily I'd this dull World forego,
How gladly leave its Hopes, and Cares below,
All that's without the Quire with ease despise,
All its sad Truths and flatt'ring gilded lies?
Mount on the beauteous Wings of Heavenly Love,
And try if they had sweeter Songs above.
FINIS.