Characters & Letters, &c.
A Character of
Honour.
Honour is one of the grand
Impostures of the Earth; through whose false Splendour,
unadvised Ambition is, as it were,
Trepan'd out of its
Life, Liberty, &c. No
Folly transcending theirs, esteeme themselves onely
Happy in a vaine
Title, or
Syllable; at the beginning pronounced by the
Prince, and after reverberated by the
Meager, empty, and hollow
Eccho, of the
insignificant Rabble; no lesse ready, upon the
Change of
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Fortune, to
Murther, then
Father, all
Markes of
Desert; to those very
Particular ones, their own Indulgence had informed.
Opinion being for the most part printed in such
blind Ink, as it hardly remaines legible, to the
Second Generation. The Merit of the first
Proprietor becomming mortify'd by
Oblivion, or quite dissipated, and lost in the
Wilder Fields of a no lesse
Numerous, then
Vitious Posterity. So remote from improving any
Talents left them by their
Ancestours, as like the improvident Usurer in the
Gospel, they do not only expose them to
Rust, and
Cankers, but waste the Estate, with all other glorious Endowments in which they were wrapped.
The
Promoter of their
Family, becomming by this meanes, an Occasion of the
Ruine of it. It lying in the
Nature, no lesse then the
Custom
[Page 121] of
Honour, to put as unreasonable an
Excize on the
Vices, as the
Vertues of its
Owners. I never thought it
Prudence, or
Discretion, to articulate over-severely on the worst of
Modes I have had the
Good, or
Ill Fortune to be
Born and
Bred under; yet it seemes to Crosse the Grayn of
Wisdom, if not of
Candid Charity, to
arraign as guilty of Absurdity, all we finde in ordinary Practise
abroad, though on the other side the
Pale of
Christianity. And for a particular instance; That, used amongst the
Turks: where no
Title but what belongs to the
Emperour, is made
Hereditary.
‘Honour being hardly managable within the Compasse of Decency, by any are not perfect in the Steps that lead to it.’ Splendid
Epithets, where there resides no reall
Ability in the Party to deserve them, Cheating the
Beholders, by an Expectation of
[Page 122]
more Vertue, and the
Possessour with
lesse, then his
Parasites (a Vermine
Capitall Fortunes are infested withall) may have possibly insinuated into his formerly
suborned imagination. But to descend to a more exact
Definition of
Honour: It is a meere
Ray or
Beame darted from the
Favour of a
Prince, who in one body contains the
Abstract of all
Delated Dignities. And the Reward of every Desert is either
Reall, or by him supposed, in the
Nature or
Actions of those he thinks fit to advance: Amongst which none are more glorious, then they in
Turky; where
Worth is alwayes found the
Antecedent to every
Reward. Those in
Christendom, that relate wholly to the
Passions, and
Affections of the
Donor, not appearing.
so Naturall, but
further remote from the purer and
unsophisticated Elements of
Majesty, then what is found inherent in
[Page 123] the Party. The true Cause of
Advancement amongst us, being, commonly so
triviall, and
foule, as for Shame, they forbore to recite it in their
Patent. From whence, some may Conclude, those
Disparities amongst Men proceeded at first, like
Hills and
Dales, from the
Deluge of Pride, So long, a
Succession of
Government, hath powred upon the
Face of the
Earth. Courts by such
Canting Termes advancing their particular
interest; which would be abated, were the
Devourers, in an equall
Parallel with those they
feed on. The
Rabble, for want of a more
elated Prudence, imagining their
Governours to proceed, like the
Gyants of old, from some
Diviner Extraction then their
Own. Not
wise enough to apprehend, That
Honour hath no advantage,
really, in it Selfe, but what it is able to deduce from the
Lower Condition, and
basencsse of
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Others. All
Titles, to
Those relating to
God Himself, as they were
absent, before the
Creation; So Reason informs us, they could not be
Present now, were there no Creatures, endued with so much understanding, as to be able to pronounce them. The most relucent
Honour being
Offuscated, and
blinded in the
Shades of
Solitude. Wherefore, if it had a
Name, it wanted an
Owner, till something was made willing to promote it. No
Age, ever represented it more
Naked to the
World, then
This we live in. Whereas the
Jewes do in
Italy, by the
Ancient Roman Coynes, So, the
Grave Visages of 25
Bishops have been struck off, and put upon many
Thousand Presbyterians; whereupon the
Image, and
Superscription of the
Primitive Church, is quite defaced, and
Obliterated, through the
Impresse they are exchanged for: which ownes no
[Page 125] worth, but from the
Gravity of the
First. Being it self, of no greater
Antiquity, then
John Calvin, who did not but with some Difficulty as
Boyes do
Giggs, whip this
Younger Government out of a
Word, taught for many
Ages to signifie
Episcopacy onely; making it currant in
Geneva. Now, if it be no lesse frequent in the
Practise of Men, then in the
Dialect of the
Scriptures, to
rob God of his Honour; why should any, but meerly
Mortall, place
Stability in it? Especially, since the
Trash these Earthly
Tumours swell withall, is by the Basest of,
&c. render'd
so perspicuous.
Valour
and Cowardice.
I Should much wonder how
Valour and
Cowardice, both strangers, if not Contrary to the Practice of
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undistracted Nature, could passe so long without the
Errata, in the
Place-Book of
virtue and
vice: But that I finde it,
The Design of
Policy, to
advance, or
abate the Credit of all things found
Useful or
Destructive to her
own, or the
Generall utility: And, where she can bring in the least Colour for
it to paint, what is necessary to Commerce, with the
gratefull Approbation of Religion; And to render the Contrary in the
Dark Sense, and
Black Characters of
Hell. Allowing all Supports as
Decent and
quadrating with the
Beauty of Holiness, though
Above or
Against the Lights of Reason, if found, any way requisite, to sustain
Government. Of such force is
Custom, that it is able, through the Assistance of
Credulity, to
stifle, and
trample upon the
Senses themselves.
Now, though it may be no
Indiscretion
[Page 127] in a
Patient, to suffer himself for his
Recovery, to be deluded by his
Physitian; yet out of a
Panique Fear, or effeminate
Nicety, to swallow more
Drugs, and in greater
Quantities then is unavoydably necessary, may appear a
Madnesse, arising from the more
Dreadfull, then
Dangerous Phantasmes mustered up by the
Fumes of a formerly-suborned
Melancholy; rather then the
Substantiall Dictates af an
unsophisticated Judgement, which a
Wise man may
retain, and feast himself with, though for
Manners sake, and to avoyd the Danger, no lesse then Shame, impending
Singularity, he may seem to own the most
universall Opinion.
Now to shew, how
Policy, no less then
Religion, imposeth upon frail
Humanity, in both the Fore-mentioned Particulars (Though
to the apprehension of Sense, absolutely
repugnant
[Page 128] one to the other) they are scituated as
near Damnation, that appear
Overdaring in the prosecution of
private Revenge; as such who out of
Remissenesse, and
Fear, betray The Cause of their Country; in Defence of which, is placed, under all
Professions extant, the
Highest step of our Duty to God and our Neighbour. Which cannot be denyed to
stand further remote in Nature, then what really Concerns
Our selves: found
recorded in
Job, by the
Divell; a far
Ancienter Philosopher then the
somuch-venerated Aristotle. From whence we may Conclude,
‘That
Resolution and Dread instituted by Nature at first, for the Vindication and safety of every respective Individuall, are since Tyranny and Propriety have forced us into Communalties, reduced by Common Consent of Law, and Conveniency into a Publiaue stock, for the Preservation of
[Page 129] All. So as we are suffered, to own no more in reference to our selves, then Prudence is able to filtch out of the Treasury of the State:’ and that upon no slighter a Penalty, then
Law doth inflict; Which found too dim-sighted to penetrate further, then
Externall Evidence can reach;
Religion, whose
Results (and those no weak ones) lye in
Conscience, supplyes the place of a
Diviner-Guard; Brandishing like the Angell in
Paradise, the
flaming sword of Hell: Which operates more or less, upon the
Affections, proportionall to the
Tincture, received from
Education. Not seldom
Proof (as we find in
Hereticks) against the
Dictates of Reason her Self;
Nothing being harder to be
lost, or
Convinced of
Falshood then
Opinions sucked in with the Nourses
Milk. And this may raise an
Use of
Caution, in relation to what we call
Pusillanimity, and
Valour.
[Page 130] Which in a
Naturall and primitive
sense, signifie onely
Evasion. And where that will not serve in order to our own Preservation, a
vigorous and stout Resistance to the
losse of
Life it Self, as is manifest in every
Creature, in the absence of hope; and therefore impossible to be found Wanting, in the pure and
unsuborned Nature of Man. And so in the
primitive Construction uncapable of any
Forreigner Interpretation, then what is deduceable from our own
judgement, without reference to
Fame, or
Reward. Termes
unintelligible, during the
Originall Felicity: And before the
Thirst after
Generation had swelled the
World, into such an
Ocean of
Inhabitants, as could not be Kept within the Compass of
Moderation, but by
Mounds and
Bancks; in the making of which all things are imployed that own the power
to Terrifie or
Flatter
[Page 131] the
Rabble into
Obedience, without bearing any
Nicer Respect, to single
Individualls, then through
Evading, or
Over-ruling the
Law, Power or
Prudence is able to purchase to
themselves, by
Mastering, Flattering, or
Contemning publick Fame. After which, it may be sometimes less policy to run, then not to be too greedy, to give it welcom when it courts us:
Opinion being a Bird oftner catcht by
Chance, then
Endeavour. Nor shall any one that carryes her on his
First, ever want
Envy, or
Scratching by Others. And he that hath but the Patience, to attend
Good or
bad Report to the end of the
race, shall observe them like
Cocks to change their
Oddes: one
unlucky Blow being able to
depresse more, and draw a greater
Concourse of
Abettors to the
Other side, then
Twenty as strong and
probable endeavours, without
Successe can possibly advance. Or,
[Page 132] if this fail, the
Gamesters together with what they strove for, will by the hand of
Time, be laid in
Oblivion. Whereas the reall
Wounds, and sensible
Inconveniencies accruing ftom a too Serious
Attention, and exact Observance of the Various
Cadences of the
Trumpet of Fame, subject to be put out of
Tune, by the Change of every
Blast, do not onely exceed the
Cure of the
Chierurgeon, but all endeavours to that of
Wisdom it Self. Nor hath
Policy any cheaper
Trash to load the opposite
Scale withall, then
Honour and
Titles; which like
Horse-Bells, onely affect the
Eare, as
Diamonds do the
Eyes; encreasing, rather then lessening the
Burthen of
Life: which, with its Concomitance
Envy, Danger, and
Jealousie signifies nothing,
proportionable at least, to what the
Purchase requires; Seldom enjoy'd of the
Owner long, without
Controversie;
[Page 133] unlesse by dying in
Possession he cuts off all contrary
Claims. Wherefore such as have the
Dexterity, to passe their Dayes, at the least Expence of
Trouble and
Conveniency, may be truely said, to
husband Discretion best. Nor are they likely to be
misled, in such a
vast number of Fooles and
Madmen, as are daily observ'd, to Sacrifice their own
Ease and Content to promote the
Ambition and Small
Plots of Others: Grounding their Hopes upon those, that have no Assurance Themselves. But this runs so contrary to the grain of
Practice, as it may not unpossibly, set such
Teeth on
Edge, as are able through
Detraction, or
Power, to blast the
Authour of this
Advice.
A Letter writ to disswade Mr. — from a
Duell.
I Shall, at this time, conceal, what I apprehend of your
Quarrell, and the
Circumstances that did at first produce it: Lest I should fall into a
Physitians indiscretion, who comming to one labouring of a
Fever, did consume the time, In telling the
Patient, The
Causes of his
Distemper were
Drink and
Evill Company: which though possibly true, could not but carry the Figure of a
Meager Impertinency, before the
party had his
Cure; since no place is now Left for
prevention. And as
Physick is opposed to the Defects incident to
bad Dyet, and
Disorder: So
Counsell hath been observed, to
Moderate, and palliate, though not
Cure those of
Indiscretion; arising
[Page 135] for the most part from an
Inexperience in the
exact knowledge of our
own Fame, no lesse then that of
Others; And
where it may be, or is Scituated, with the smallest prejudice to
Conscience, or giving the least interruption to the
Prospect of
Selfpreservation, the
First Result in the
Intention of
Nature, and left as of
greatest Intendment, to the Care of
Prudence. From whence I have been taught, that it is possible, for
Physick to be
welcome, though
Distastefull; but that
Counsell seldom meets any more favourable Construction then
Scorn, from the
Receiver; & an Opinion of
Presumption in Him that Ventures
to give it; especially, if it meets not with a
candid Nature: Which hoping to find in
You, I shall so much transgresse the
voyce of
Discretion, as to suffer my Self
in Love to become an
Arbitrator, between the
Honour and
prudence of a
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Friend, so far, as to maintain,
That Such as
animate you to a
Formall Revenge, do out of
Forgetfulnesse, or
Want of
Religion, forbear to Calculate the
Danger, no lesse then
Impiety, that
for ever Cleaves to such
hands, as are found
once polluted in Blood: And, That those violate the
Dictates of
Piety and
Discretion, (by
Wisdome esteemed the most Considerable part of
Manhood) that Contradict it. For to use their own
canting, (no where to be found in the
Dialect of
Antiquity) He hath
given you an
Affront; and such an one, as may not
decently be passedby, without a
Formall Satisfaction; which is but the
single and
wild Opinion of some
under-graduates in the
Arts of
Living. Yet, admit it a
Debt, due in the
Court of
Honour, may it not as well be discharged by your
Friend or
Servant, as
Your self? Parties lesse agitated by
Interest
[Page 137] and
Passion, and therefore the likelyer, to deal a
Revenge so evenly, as He shall have as little cause to
bragge as
You to
repent. A thing you can never promise
your Self, if contrary to the
Injunctions of
God and the
Examples of the most
prudent people you proportion out your
Satisfaction in the
Field. Where you cannot but deliver into the Custody of
Blind Fortune, not onely your
Life but
Estate: As justly belonging to
posterity, as ever your
Ancestours made it
yours. Which by this
Mad-Knight-Errantry you hazard to
Undo. I am sure all
Wise minds will quadrate with this. And if the
Fools of the
present Age, pretend to any
Discoveries of Wayes to Honour, New and Untrod, by the Ancients, Let'um follow them, to the furthest
Extent of their
Lives or
Lunacy. Whilest you hearken, to the
Graver Advice of
reason. Which
[Page 138] may
informe you, He hath offer'd an
Abuse already, and will you hazard upon
equall Terms the receiving a
Greater? Indeed if a
Requitall had been endeavoured at the
Instant it might have rendred you more excusable before
God and
Man: But that
opportunity omitted; it were more
Wrong to your
Charity, then
Vindication of
Valour, in cold Blood to call back
Revenge: As if a Worse
Christian upon
Meditation, then when irritated by
Fury and
Passion. Neither is
Honour to be purchased, in
Single and self-perswading Combates, because no
Marks of them appear in
Antiquity; where many are found Dead, but not one, to my remembrance, upon so impertinent a Quarrell, as
Words. Yet we may conclude from the foul
Expressions in
Oratours, That the
Mouthes of the
Gentry were then none of the
Cleanest. He that Consults former
[Page 139]
Histories, may find,
That some have gained more repute from a
Retreat, then
others could obtain by a
Won-Field. And what is a
Retreat, I pray you, but a
Fine Word for
Running away? Fiercenesse being proper to
Beasts, whereas a
Neat Evasion belongs peculiarly to
Men. Of which, I shall instance this, as now fresh in my
Memory. A
Gentleman lying, like you, under the repute of an
Injury, did meet his
Enemy, and shot him with a
Pistoll stopped full of
Dung, whereupon he cryed
He was slayn, which set him
further back in the
Opinion of the
World, then his former
Vapouring had
advanced him, when the
Excrement the
Dagge was
loaden with, appeared to the
Senses of the
Standers-by. And for this, the
Wit of it's
Deviser was highly commended. Another return'd this
Answer, with a like Successe, to a
Younger Brothers Challenge;
[Page 140] That if he could prove his
Losse as great as His, should he
Kill or be
Killed, he would gladly accept it; Otherwise he did not think it
reason, to venture his Life, against one did want
Necessaries, and so might seek
Death, no lesse out of
Discontent, then
Gallantry: which
Himself, that wanted nothing, had no cause to do. All that remaines is but your Pardon for this
Boldnesse, which I most seriously Desire. Remaining in the mean time, no lesse Your
Faithfull Friend, Then,
A Letter to Mr. — in hope to disswade Him from going a
Colonel under
Count Mansfield.
I Cannot but own it, for a high
Presumption, to offer
such suddain and
crude Conceptions in a
Businesse where I presume, you have employed, not only your
Owne, but the most
Serious Advice of
Your Friends. To the
Abilities and
Dignity of whom, though I am forced to give place, I may not justly be accounted behind them in
Affection to your
Selfe, or
Affaires. Wherefore having received so great an encouragement from your Commands, no lesse then a
Stimulation from my particular Desire to
Serve you, I shall according to my
small Experience, and the
meaner Abilities
[Page 142] I have found in me, to employ it to the
best Labour, to inform You,
These Corrupt times have rendred many things
Necessary to the
German Warres, are no wayes
suteable to your
Complexion, or
Fortune, which your
Generall, being a
Stranger, cannot in probability,
advance, without
Offending his own, and
sinning against an
Article of Policy, and
Nature. Nor shall you, though loaden with the Highest
Merit, render your
Return more gratefull to Your
Naturall Prince: King James having alwayes numbered
Souldiers amongst those, he esteemes
the worst of Men, and most
formidable to
His Person. The Expedition being by
Him rather
Connived at, then
Approved, out of Hope, by this meanes, to facilitate the two
Treaties of a
Match with
Spain, and the
Restitution of the
Pallatinate: which obtained, (according to the
Mode of
[Page 143]
Pusillanimous Princes) all endeavours will be used to discharge the State of
You and
Your Companions, as a
Society most superfluous
during Peace; the only Thing
Our King doth study to promote: To whose Eares a
Drum is more terrible then
Thunder, and the
Report of a
Canon then the
voyce of God Himselfe. Which, (if
Our Church-Men may be credited) doth at this Day cry for
vengeance, against the Cruelty, exercised upon
Christians; especially from
England, by an
unanimous Consent chosen the
Head of the
Protestant League, till his
Majesty had forfeited that
Honour to the
brisker Assistance given by the
French. Now, can you think he should indulge
valour as a
vertue in
another, when nothing is more manifest, then that he labours to expunge all
Marks, or
Occasions for it in
Himselfe, or any about
Him so
[Page 144] farre, as to
Answer my
Lo. — when he came from the
Warres, and desired to
Kisse his
Hand, That he feared he would
bite it, and therefore bad he should be
muffled? Nor is it our
Kings mode alone, (that never made use of
Souldiers unlesse to slight them) But that of
Spaigne; under whom the most deserving have dyed in
Disgrace, if not by
Poyson. And amongst the
Catalogue of Those stand
written with great Characters in the
Kalender of
Fame, few or
none, are registred for
Saints, or
Happy. It being past
Controversie, That, no
Warre can be
called Just, beares not a
reall Tincture of
Defensative. And whosoever hath, or shall have enterprized the Contrary, though his
Name be never so richly enamelled on the Ring of
Fortune, and Himself placed at the
Top of her
Wheele, yet he is but the
Scourge of
God: and doth for the
[Page 145] most part, fall, when he thinks himselfe most capable of standing. Like
Charles the 5th, that was by the
Duke of Saxony, (a Family of his own raysing) beaten
over the
Alps, by
Torch-light, and himself like the
Sword of Goliah, wound up into a
High Contempt of this
World, and layd in a
Monastery. The
Sins and
Oversights of
Gods Children are severely punished. But it is as true, That nothing costs dearer, then the
Bloud of his
Saints. As may appear by such
Horse-Leaches, as have been applyed to his
Church; from whence a double quantity hath been drawn, by some unexpected meanes. But if these Reasons savour too much of
Theology, Consider how unpossible it is to do any thing, without the
Love of the
Common Souldier abroad, and how
unsafe He must needes be at
home that enjoyes it; There being nothing more usuall
[Page 146] with
Princes, then to be jealous of their
Liberators. Manifest in
Byron; who, after he had set the Crown upon
Henry the fourths head, lost his
own, out of a no more pious reason, then that upon a
Contrary provocation, he might have removed it to
another. And to shew of what vile esteeme
Souldiers are in the dayes of
Peace; I will not say (though I have heard it) that the
Judges, after the
Irish Warres, were given it in
Charge: yet can assure you, they hanged
Souldiers for
Faults, which,
Others (thought of more use in Peace) did
scape, or obtained
pardon for. If so
unhappy, as to receive a
Wound in your
Person or
Credit, it remains
Yours, without the least
Diminution. If
Honour, Custome shares it between your
Country, and He that
Commands in
Chiefe. Who, being a
Forreyner, is not unlikely to rob you of your due; or by imploying
[Page 147] you on
Desperate Service, to
Conclude Fame and your Life together. I know, your
Resolution is too well lyned by
Philosophy against the Storms of
Danger, to admit a Parly with any
Force but that of
Reason: wherefore I forbear to
Paynt them, lest I should seem to scare
you with Feares, are for many yeares, left to be terrible to
my Selfe. Who have long since thought it
Ridiculous, to
Court Sleep by
Opiums, and
protract Death by
Cordialls; which is but the
Head of the same Species, being both the effect of an
unavoydable Lassitude. Yet though
Life is imposed upon Mortalls
without, if not
against their
Consent, it cannot be denyed the strongest
Result of the Highest
Wisdom, to
Situate Your Selfe so, as it may consume
at the most ease, and with the least
Perturbation; which is not to be expected from such a
Flaring and intemperate
[Page 148] a Course, as that of a
Souldier: that can make
choyce of no
Friend nor
Enemy, but what the
State assignes Him; or proportion his
Pitty or
Justice, to his own
Morality, but their
Ambition and
Jealousie, that Command in Chief. To whom in all things you are bound to obey, though contrary to the Grayn of
Prudence it self. That
arbitrary Government you so much complain of
at home, being the best you can in
Reason, expect to finde, in an
Army abroad; Where, the
Stresse of
Discipline lies more upon the Administration of
Severity, then
Justice. Such as are reported to list themselves under the
Black Prince of Darkn sse, draw Articles before they Consigne their Bloud; And have a Circle enchanted, with a
Power to protect them: whereas a
Souldier hath nothing to plead for, against
actuall obedience, but the narrow
[Page 149] Circumference of
Protection, that lies in the will of a
Generall. To whom, the
Vertue and
Valour of his
Officers is no lesse
formidable, in relation to his
particular Jealousies, then the
Vices and
Cowardice, of his meaner
Souldiers, are thought
pernicious to Successe in the Field. Wherefore no
Prince deserves such
Honourable Attendance as those, that Head their
Armies themselves.
Generalissimo's like
Stepfathers, carrying no other
Naturall affection, but for the
Advancement of their own
Glory. So as they esteem, all
inferiour Merit, as an
Intrusion upon
Theirs: It being ordinary with
Custom, to award
Fame to such as have least deserved it; and
asperse with
Infamy, those of more
Glorious Merit. I confesse
Necessity cannot onely abate the
Edge of these
Reasons; but turne their
Poynts against the Urger. Yet,
[Page 150] since it is not impossible, but that the
Electour may have miscarried in his
Allegeance towards the
Emperour, it cannot be indiscreet or
impertinent to mind you, of the
Hazard and small
reward they commonly are capable of, that render themselves
Arbitrators of a
Forreign Difference; I do comply with you, in all the
Pitty, Prayers, and
Contributions can be offered for the Restitution of the
Vertuous Lady Elizabeth: yet shall reserve
my Person to bestow upon the
Preservation of my
Country, in the quarrell of which, I can onely justifie, the spilling of my
own Blood, or that of others. The universall imployment of a
Souldier, not being yet legally made out to me, by any
Injunction either
Morall, or
Divine. The Practice of the
Switzers in relation to Forreign
Quarrells, appearing as remote from
Christian Charity, as
Natural Prudence. It cannot
[Page 151] be denyed, but That
Souldiers are necessary, during the Distracted times of
Invasion: So it is as true, That few
Callings are looked upon with more
Disdain, when a
Nation enjoyes an absolute
Tranquillity. Wherefore it can be no Act of
Discretion, to inrole your
self, under a
Profession, onely in esteem, during the
Worser Ages, and not the
Best. Wherein
maims are considered rather as
marks of an
inconsiderate and brutish
Valour, then a temperate and
advised Prudence. Were You thrown upon it, by the
Iron Hornes of an unavoydable
Compulsion, or flattered into it, out of a more then probable
Assurance of an
Honourable Advantage; Something might be objected to the Prayers of Your
Friends, and contrary Desires of your
Enemies: who may not unpossibly tempt you, into this
uncertain Hope, out of a Design, to rob you of all you
really enjoy.
[Page 152] Consider your
Education, how much a Stranger it hath been, to the
incommodious Treatment the
Field doth afford: Out of whose
Verge, it is more decent and safe, still to preserve your Selfe, then, at any time to retire, though upon the highest
Provocation; of whose legitimacy, your Enemies from whom
you part, will be the
Arbitrators, and not your
Friends, to whom
you return. Warre being a
turbulent and
destructive Calling, with more
Credit and
Safety alwayes neglected, then at any time
for saken. He that never fought, receiving a fairer
Encomium from
Charity, then a
Captain that hath deserted his
Poste. Nor doth a
Colonel stand for more, then a single
Wheele, in the Frame of an
Army, where the
Generall remaines
Heir to all
Desert.—The rest is lost.
A Letter to Mr.
W. P.
THe continuance of your
Acquaintance is the highest Pinnacle of my Ambition. And from whence I am not onely tempted, but do willingly submit to the lowest of your
Commands. In the pursuance of which, I came on purpose, to meet you at B.—loaden with the strongest
Advice, so weak a judgement is able to man-out. But I find, Your own
Wisdom hath given me the
Opportunity, to spare my
English; By discovering to you, without the help of a Prospective, or the dearer
prejudice of a
Tryall, what I found verified through many Yeares
Experience, viz. That
Honourable Persons, like
too great Fires, may
warm and
comfort such as are Content only to
serve them at a
Distance: But
blast the
Parts, and
consume
[Page 154] the
Fortunes of those are found to
attend them in any
neerer relations. Who gayn, for the most part like the
Birds that follow the
Crocodile, no richer
Reward, then the
Reversions of
their Teeth. It being usuall with these
Monsters in
Nature, to esteem none capable of
Desert, but such, as
Fortune, or
Basenesse hath made necessary to their
Vices, or
Power. The
First of which, is as much below
the Breeding, as the
Other, is the
Candour of a Gentleman: To whom, it is
incongruous, to
leave the
Honour he was born to, at the foot of that
Ladder, he hopes to
ascend by, to a
greater. Neither, have they that are
instrumentall to their
Rapine, a more
noble imployment, then
those Beasts reported of in the
Indies: who hunt the prey for the
Lyons, and after by his strength they are subdued, must rest
satisfied with what the
Covetousnesse of their
Master
[Page 155] shall leave undevour'd.
For my
Selfe, as none can, with Affection, look upon the
Gulph, hath swallowed up his
Felicity: So I remain in so high a
Feud with
Greatnesse, as, if I did not find [
Lord] in my
Daily Prayers, I should not
name it (in relation to
Servant) without
Detestation. The
which Lord, had I served as I ought, The
other would have been no more known to me, then
Leopards, Wolves, and
Tygers, seldom, if ever, seen by us, but in
Grates and
Pictures. Yet how manifest soever this
Truth is, I am not so
foolish my Selfe, or think Others so
Wise, as to esteem any
Precept, or
Example strong enough to restrain the
unsupported Ignorance of
Young men from falling into this
Trap; bayted with more
Ease, though far lesse
Assurance, then
Law, Physick, &c. For
this Course often neglected, ni which
Hundreds perish for
One
[Page 156] that
thrives; who is yet found to be more
imperious then the
Master himself. Since the powerful
Word of God assisted by the Rhetorick of
Divines, is not of Efficacy sufficient to keep them from following
Pride, Lust, and
Drunkenness, though
Hell be assigned for the
Conclusion. But, if yo udesire a more full, and elegant prosecution of this
Theame, I refer you to
Lucian: Having already exceeded my First intention, which was only to
Kisse your Hands, and in fewer words, to assure you that I am
Another to the Same.
HAd you not assur'd me you were not
well, I should easily have guessed it my Self; from the
Commendation your Letter gave to
mine.
Which cannot but be rather the effect of a
Fever, then your
Judgement. To which, though I am so highly obliged for the present, as to gain a more honourable esteem in your
Fancy, then, without the like
Mediation, I could possibly have attained: Yet I do not onely abhor this, but all
Advantages else, That own the least semblance of a
Prejudice to you. So as I could not have been thus
Romantique, but that the
last Line, prov'd a
Cordiall to the
First; By expunging all fear of
Future Danger, in respect of your
[Page 158]
Health. And for
Prudence, I find it by the Elegancy of your
Style, and the
Solidity of Matter, so far rather increased, then diminished, as I am confident your opinion is, by this time, alter'd in reference to my
Desert: Though I am willing to flatter my Self, That your
Love continues. But whether the
Horse follows the
Chariot, or the
Chariot the
Horse, Persons of
Parts are found to make so great a
Descent, which submit themselves to this
Course of Servitude, That they waken the
Admiration of Lookers-on, much more, then the
Apprehensions of those, that, like me, have, so apparently, suffered in their particular Interests: It being impossible to imagine a greater
Lunacy, Then to cast away
Time, Freedom, and
Fortune after such, as so little regard it, That they esteem it
Reward sufficient for the most of their
Servants,
[Page 159] If they have an
Opportunity to observe the
Basenesse of their
Natures, For what is gotten by them, belongs rather to their own
Impudence, or
Importunity; then the
Bounty, or
Goodnesse of their
Masters: Since he that remains Defective, in one of these
Two Court-Vertues, shall be compell'd to make a
Third of
pure Necessity. Let a man consume A
Prentiship with a
Citizen: At the end of the
Time, It is his own Fault, if he be not able to
Live. But when a
Trades-man (Like one of his Majesties
Antique Statues) is taken out of a base
Cellar or
Vault, (no Prodigy in our Dayes) and set up at
Court; It is his least care to provide for his
Servants, unlesse necessary to his
Vices, or the
Infirmities that proceed from them. Such being able to
Ride him
where they please; either, over their
Fellows, or
Strangers, by way of
Terrour, or
[Page 160]
Disdain: Or
Curvet, and
prance with his
Complements, in token of
Respect. They resembling, for the most part,
Oranges, that yeild nothing but upon squeezing. I confesse, the Dependance on a
Monster of this kind, may be of excellent use for
Protection, in these
Fat all Times, where
Innocency is found too weak for
Deceit: Could it be obtain'd without a greater Losse. But as in a
Contract with the
Divell, the First thing parted with, is Hope of
Future Felicity: So a
Secretary must quit his
Freedom, or
Imployment; being tyed to so strict an
Attendance, as his
Lord is no more able to spare him, then his own
Brains, or
Thumbs. By which, the
Slavery becomes so great, as it can receive no
Compensation from
Profit. Wherefore such as are
wisest, retain onely The
Acquaintance of
Great men: whom I have observed to thrive better then their
Meniall
[Page 161] Servants. It being usuall with them, to bestow benefits on those that least deserve. And to him, they have
injured by denying a
just Reward, it is their
mode, to become an
Enemy. As I have found most certainly true, who am
POSTSCRIPT.
I Have sent you
this to serve as a
Black-Patch, or
Foyle; to set out the
Beauty of your Virgil. And therein you may observe the strength of
Affection: which for your sake is able to raise in me the
Enthusiasmes of a Poet; from whose
Inspiration, this
Oracle is pronounced.
THis Work is finish'd so, as no Supply
Can be expected from
Posterity.
Nor could thy
Authour's Laurell match thy
Btyes,
Hadst thou appear'd with him, in
Caesar's dayes.
Yet, he that this
Translation dares to slight,
Must not admire to see a
Moore wash'd white,
And chan'gd to
English-Beauty: losing none
Of what was
Hers; But adding of
his owne.
If that our
Northern Paint be not so good,
'Tis not thy
Fault: whose
Pencil understood
No lesse then any
Roman's. And this shall
Struggle for
Fame with the
Originall:
And waste more
Bloud, & Inck, then in the strife
Between those States who first gave
Homer Life,
Which will be
Justice. For
he did undo
By writing then, what
Wit entayl'd
thee to.
Like to an Elder-Brother that is
Curst
In all things else: yet
priz'd for
comming First.
But to Conclude the wishes of my Heart,
Oh that my
Prayse could equall thy
Desert,
A Letter perswading —.— to marry.
THough your Contexture makes me confident, you will not hazard the Dansing
Couranios with
Apes in
Hell: yet it is none of the least Modern Miracles, why you stay so long unmarried. As if you had an Antidote to repell
Age, and were proof against the
Weapons of
Time; or had a
Receipt to recover his
Locks worn off, by such, as neglect to lay hold on the present
Occasion: which you would never do, had you seriously consider'd the present Condition of your
Mother; (whose youth is said, so blasphemous is Tradition, rather to have exceeded, then come short of your present
Beauty:) How a few Yeares hath changed
Alabaster into
Wainscot, and ruffled her
Neck like a walking
Buskin: So that
[Page 164] such, as would once have crossed Seas, but for an
apparition of her, cannot but now think it
Ominous, to meet her
Fasting. If you resolve upon none, till you pattern the
Character your Fancy presented me, (when I had last the Honour to kisse your
Hands, and heard the Scorn wherewith you received the Offer of—I must be bold to tell you, I took it rather as a
Copy of your
Countenance, then any thought could take its
Originall from the
Discretion I ever own'd you
Lady of) you may as well expect a
New Creation. Since, so much perfection, as your Language did then paynt, is not to be found out of a
Romance; or the short Entertainment, during a
Lovers Passion; which once, throughly cured, by
Fruition, is not found rarely to
recoyle into as great, a Contrary Extreame. I confess,
Wise, Constant,
[Page 165] and
Compleate Servants may be had; but few such
Husbands, whose mindes are no lesse altered by
Marriage, then
Drunken Men are by
Sleep: but become like them,
weary and
sick, of what they formerly took delight in; upon the
Apprehension, That he which
yokes himself to a
Woman, forfeits
his Prudence, no lesse, then
She doth hazard
her Repute, who incircles a
Man in her Arms before Enchanted by the
Priest, through
Custome and
Shame made farre more necessary to you, then
Men. Wherefore finding that
Time is uncessantly nibling at youth, and
Beauty the
baite of your
Trap: And that it is unlikely with no stronger
Engines, To catch one that is
Wise: Be nimble, and lay hold on
this that is
Rich. Who is confess'd none of the
Seven Wise Masters; and therefore with more
Ease to be
Governed. The
Felicities
[Page 166] of
Marriage, perishing in the
Conflict arising between
Man and Wife, Of equall
Spirits and understanding. It being impossible there should want Contests, where both lay claym to a
Capacity fit onely to be obeyed. Which, if you have him, will by all, be conceded on your side. So that, instead of being a
Ward, (a Tenure every
Married Woman holds from
the Award of her
Maker) you shall be
Guardian of the
Person and
Estate of your
Husband. Now, in relation to other things, upon the
Score of which you may reckon
stronger Felicities; They will be found, after enjoyment, to vanish into
Cyphers. Learning becomming as unsociable for
Ladies, as
Half-witted Men are
Wilfull and
Jealous; Rocks that the softness of his
Head gives sufficient
caution for, So that, under this Conjunction, you may, without interruption,
[Page 167] follow what
Inclinations you please. Wherefore, if you resolve to
marry, no
Husband is more proper; whose
Folly you may Exchange for
Wisdom, when you please. And to renounce it quite, were, besides burying your
Talent in the Ground, and robbing of the
World, which you ought to leave as
Rich as you found it: You
should fall into the
Condition of an
old Mayd, then which nothing is more
Despicable: who is acceptable in no
Company. Not daring to come amongst
Women, for fear of declaring more Knowledge then she can, with reference to
Honesty own: Or approach Men out of the danger of Contempt. The Morall of
Andromeda, is a
History of your
present Condition. Where, the
Barren Rock She was tyde too, is
Virginity. The
Monster that came to devour her,
Time. And he reported to
deliver
[Page 168] her, some
witty-Spark, that perswaded her, to take a
Rich---&c. to her
Husband, might warrant the Accesse of one more
acceptable. Oh, let Him have this
Honour Faire Lady, who is
On a Looking-Glasse.
DEar
Glasse, tell me, by what Art,
Thou bean'st Her
Image without
break-
When the same doe's
crack my
Heart, (ing?
Just as I am now a
speaking.
On another which she said did
Flatter.
BLame not your
Glasse, that doth her
Duty.
Nor can it
Flatter so much
Beauty.
But for the rest, in
Policy,
It shewes
them Fairer then they be.
Since if they saw their
Faces true,
This, would be
broke; and
envy'd you.
Another.
DEar
Glasse, joyn with her
Eyes; and both (concurre
To
Note more worth
in me, and less
in Her,
A Song.
THe
Graces are, by
Custom, bound
Once in an
Age, All to be sound
In
One creature: There to shew
And now having fix'd on
Thee
Be not
Proud: Since, you may see,
Time allowes them not to stay,
But to meet, and go away.
Yet though whilst these
Guests be here,
You do rate their
Lodging dear:
If you suffer me to
take it,
I'le not
break, when they
forsake it.
The terms, of
Fair and
Good, do not express
Thy
Worth, no more, then theirs, call
Princes fine,
When deck'd in
Diamonds, like the Stars they shine:
Nay, I'le maintain Their folly to be less;
Since such a Sight hath oft before been seen:
Whilst he that would inform a shape like thine,
Prometheus-like must filtch from things
Divine.
On a Picture.
THough this be drawn exactly forth,
It doth no more retain her Worth,
Then the
Shadow of a
Rose
Can the
Scent of one that
growes.
Another.
BEtween
This, & her
Mind, there is that odds,
As is in
Mans frail-workmanship and
Gods.
A Letter to two Sisters the one
Black the other
Fair.
IT is Design, and, I hope, no Presumption in me, to joyn you in one: That, besides the opportunity of presenting the highest of my Respects, I might comprize in a single Letter, the totall Summe of all the perfection extant in Woman-Kind.
Black and
White, being the unquestioned
Originall, of that infinite Variety of
Beauty, (the
mint of
Nature) through which is maintained her Necessary Commerce of Generation. And, in this equall
Distribution, Fortune hath shewn no small
Ingenuity, (who is more
Wanton, and
Inexorable, then
Blind or
Carelesse) in assigning, that of least
Duration, the Fewest Years. For if you did not
Wither alike,
Art and
[Page 172]
Opinion (the
Limmers and
Carvers of all
Excellency,) would have tempted, if not Constrained every one, to serve, and adore that
Sister onely, whose beauty had survived. By which, sweet Variety had been lost; and Perfection reduced into one
Monarchy, Which, now, martch in your Two glorious
Regiments. To both which, I remain an Equall Captive. Being,
Ladyes, &c.
BEauty is writ in severall
Characters; (All?
None but are skil'd in some: Who
finds out
Which votes them
mad, do say, that this man errs
Because his choice is
Black, or
Low, or
Tall;
Nature would have all pleas'd: And such as fall
On
Ordinary Features, are less learn'd:
The
Indian Beauties are as plain discern'd
By those do know their Figure, as the
White.
Nor can Expression render it so right,
As may force others to approve the
Text.
Reason with
Tast, & Love, should not be
vext.
A Letter to —— After the Death of his Lady.
I Know, I need not minde you, That all Sublunary things are Transitory: Dansing like the Atomes (the ancient Philosophers imagined the
World not onely to be made of, but stuffed withall) between one Condition, and another. Life seeming to be lent, to keep Death in Imployment. And Generation, to serve onely for the production of Bodies; that the
Fatall Sisters might not weave in vain, or want Creatures to vayl with their
Garments of
Mortality. But it is time to give over, at least, to turn down a
Leafe; and refer the Inculcation of this
Morality, till some fitter time; For fear of falling into their Indiscretion, are found to wake a
[Page 174] Sick Friend, by an Impertinent
Inquisition after his Condition, or the unseasonable Administration of a Direction which way to dispose of his Body. Since none can Calculate his
Ease better, then the
Patient:
‘Sorrow it selfe not being destitute of its Voluptuousnesse.’ Which, hoping you will not, too farre exceed: Give me leave, to Conclude That
Manners exacted this; and
Discretion no more but to assure you,
I am, &c.
AN EPITAPH.
STone, so long as thou dost last,
Let the Reader know thou hast
The Drosse of Her, once own'd a Mind
Contayn'd the worth of
Woman-kind.
But no more: Who speaks her
Glory,
Must have for every
Dust a
Story.
The Authours EPITAPH upon Himselfe.
I Envy not such
Graves as take up room,
Meerely with
Jet & Porphyry; since a Tomb
Adds no
Desert: Wisdom, thou
thing divine:
Convert my humble
Soul into thy
Shrine.
And then this
Body though it want a
Store,
Shall dignifie
all places where 'tis throwne.
A Letter to disswade—from Marrying
a Rich,
but ugly and deformed,
&c.
VVHen I heard at first, you went a
Wooing to—I thought it a
Trick put upon you by
Enemies: but finding it
Seconded, And seeing the fearfull Examples of
Those, who out of
Discontent, and a
Desire to
Change their present
Condition, are found to
Cast away Themselves; I begin to take your
Danger to Heart. And do here, in the
Sincerity of
Affection, offer my Hand, to stay the
Tying of that
Knot, with which you go about to
strangle your future
Felicity. For, though I confesse the
Party may not unpossibly be very
Rich, yet it is as likely,
The Things required to
Dead the Apprehension of such A
Loathsome Companion, will prove
So
[Page 177] Chargeable, as in a
short time,
Her Gold will be spent, and
nothing left, but
The Foul Beast that brought it.
Yet suppose you finde so much, as may beare the
Expence of
Mad Company, Whores and
Drink, (Wicked Cordialls, though
Generally used, to
Correct such
Poyson) Can you
Divest Humanity so farre, as to make
Her Partner in a
Bed, is able to render you
so much an
Enemy to
Womankind, as to exchange it for
Sodomy? if not
Bestiality it self? For though you may not be punished by
Law, The
Act will be severely Condemned, and esteemed
Brutish, by all the
Rationall part of the World; It not lying in the
Gender or
Kind, but
Forme, to render a
Creature Monstrous and
Abominable to the Nature of
Commerce. —I am so
Charitable, (yet in Confidence of
Others Vertue, rather then
Her owne) as to believe
She is a
Virgin, in reference
[Page 178] to
Man: Who in that
Action, might with more
Justice, be punished for a
Deflowrer of
Himselfe, then
Her. Wherefore you will have no more reason, to
Brag of this
Priviledge, Then
He, that
First Descended into
Hell. Of whose
Superlative Uglinesse (though her Body be so composed, As the
Divell need not alter the
Best of her
Features, to make her resemble the
Foulest of his
Fiends; yet) it may be Numbered amongst the
Questions, least Capable of
Decision; Whether,
That, or
Her Mind, be most
Crooked? And to cover this, (yet none of the
worst of her Imperfections,) She is supported, like
Tyranny, by
Steele. From whence, her
Breath is become so
Noysome, as no
Venomous thing can live, in her
Presence: Nor any
Person sick of the
Mother, miscarry. Now what
Effects her
Embraces will work upon your
Selfe,
[Page 179] may be guess'd, by
Groomes: — who in a small time, come to
Outstink the very Beasts they are
Conversant with.--And what is said, is so farre, from
Hyperbolicall, As, it resembles
Truth more then
she does a
Woman. Yet all this, is but a
slender Security, to warrant
Posterity upon, should such a
Monster Confute
Philosophy, in producing her
Like, For;
If
Money be so prevalent, as to make you sell your
Liberty; why may it not
Hire another, to become so much a
Slave, as to do
your Drudgery? Who, cannot be, upon serious thoughts, thus
Singular; As, to preferre,
The absolute Possession of a
Dung-Boat, before,
The having a Partner in a
Tall Ship. But if so
fond of
Wealth, as to break through these Considerations: Teach Her to Cover her
Face, and not
Salute your
Friends. Or, if she must be
[Page 180]
Kiss'd, (The Strongest Complement was ever used) Let her Disrobe Her—not possible to be more
Noysome, then her
Mouth. If
Prose be not
Tart enough, to
weane you, from so
Childish a Resolution; For the Feare of
Poetry desist: which may make you the Subject of a
Comedy. And
Guesse by these
Verses of a
Friend, what
Enemies may say.
CAn you but think, the Antient Blindness Great,
When Men made
Gods, of that which we make
Or wonder those by
Nile, could offer
Fat (Meat?
And
goodly Oxen, to an ugly
Cat?
Yet you (
no lesse advised) to a
Witch
Will sell your
Fate, in hope for to be
Rich.
Who like the
Idolls, in a
Pagan Feast,
Carries a
Monkeys Face, upon her
Breast,
Shadow'd with
Shoulders: under which, doth stay
A
Bonnet crouching, like a
Hill at Sea.
Nor may her
Bosome fayle of a
Device,
To hatch an
Egge into a
Cockatrice.
Or turn
Men Atheists, who believe no
Elves
Can now be found, but what we make our
Selves.
[Page 181]Were She in
India, where they serve the
Devill,
Not out of
Hope of
Good, but
Feare of Evill,
They would
adore Her: Lest her
Sun-like Nose
Should
Burn, and
Smoke Tobacco, as it growes.
Or, lest the Venom of her
loathsom Breath,
Might blow some soule
Contagion ore the Earth.
Or, That the
Spaniards, by her malice taught,
Might learn more
Cruelty, then ere they thought.
Yet amongst all the People, worst
misted,
None ever took a Fiend into his Bed.
Which proves, that
Nature doth abhor your Deed
In offering to a
Demon, Human Seed.
And what will be your Issue, joyn'd with Her,
None can resolve you, but a
Conjurer.
For while She is in
Labour, You may heare
The
Good-wives skreak: and some
Physitian sweare
It is a
Child. And that he findes in
writ,
Such
Births; Before, the
Priest dares
Christen it.
Now if
this cannot
Move you, May your
Taske,
Be to beget a Compleate
Anti-Mask.
A Letter in Reference to a
Coy LADY.
THough I confesse, The
Lady you recommended, may prove a
Pleasure to
Others, are at
Leasure wholly to intend
Making Love: (No
Hare being better provided of
Muces and
Shifts to put off
Followers then
She) yet, so
Dull a
Soul as
mine, in the
Apprehension of the
Difference, between
One Individuall Beauty, and
Another, is still
ready, with the
Màyor of
London to Lose all the
Pleasure of
Hunting, in the
Insignificant (though
[Page 183] perhaps to
Others Eares pleasant) Cry of the
Hounds. Catching of
Larkes and
Sparrowes lesse Chargeable and Troublesome, being more
Acceptable and
gratefull to some
Complexions, then
Hawking at the
Heron. The latter being too full of
Splendour, Noyse, Delayes, and Impertinent
Complements for a
Person, that
like me, is not born with the
Patience To run after A
Flying Beauty; Or spend time in
Beating for that, another will
Find to
[...]y Hand, for a
Smaller Summe, then may Compense, The tearing my Repute, or Burthening my
Conscience with
Vaine and
Fallacious Oathes and
Covenants. In the Administration of which,
She is as
Punctuall, as the
Calydonian Commissioners.
Yet I cannot deny, but That, She is richly
Worth the
Purchase, of
[...]ny that Own the Knack of such
[Page 184]
Amorous Zelots, as have
The Patience, to continue still
Whining, where they Know, through the
Consciousnesse of their own
Unworthinesse, That they are not
Likely to be
Heard. Making a
Sincere profession of
Love and
Respect, when Their Chiefest
Intent is onely to
plunder, What I fear,
This Lady, is to
Seek of, already; or else fouly bely'd. None Keeping Their
Avenues more
strictly Barred, then
Such as have been
Robb'd already
in this Kind. Wherefore having Cast up
by my Self the whole
Value of the
Adventure; I finde it no more then I can truck for, neerer home, and with greater
Ease, and
Conveniency to
my Self.
Yet, before I break out into an
Open Rebellion against so
Soveraign and
Absolute a Beauty, I will
Present her with
This inclosed Petition. To which, If she gives not a
Satisfactory
[Page 185] and
Full Answer, I am resolved to break off all further
Addresse. And to proclaim Her a
Tyrant. And her
Subjects absolved from their
Oathes and
Obedience. So, as for the
Future it may be
lawfull for them, to inrole
Themselves under the
Red and
White Colours of any Other
Mistresse they esteem more
Debonaire.
The Petition.
I Pray
Dispatch my Suit, or else
Deny it;
For if I spend more
Time, I dearly
Buy it:
If you distrust my
Truth, I do protest,
By That which binds
Men most, I
Love you best.
— It is not our of
Fear, That I should
Tell.
You never heard me
Brag, when I did well.
Or is't t'engage Me more, that you delay it?
None better knows the
Grant, nor how to pay it.
Is it the
Sin you fear Which None can
Guesse?
Cutting off
Oathes, and
Time, you make it
Lesse.
Nay'tis no
Fault in you, to lessen
Mine.
Better once
Drunk, then still
to thirst for wine.
— Hath
Nature made a
[...]ot below your
Z
[...]ne?
My
Love would cover it, and count it
None.
Have you a
Servant, that you think, is true?
I have a
Mistresse too: And yet,
Love you.
I you can adde to these
Objections more,
Pay Me for what is past, and I'le give o're.
A Character on a deboshed Souldier.
HE carries no Signe of
Reputation but in his
Mouth; and that he suffers to run over, with tedious
Stories of his own
Valour: to justifie which, he hath wished his
Damnation so often, as it is now
sure; rendring him uncapable of any other
Peace of Conscience, but what he findes in
Drink, or the operation of no
Diviner Spirit, then that incites to
Lust and
Revenge; his
Religion being so farre of his
owne making, as he imagines
God, like his
[Page 188]
Old Host, best pleased, by the
Largest Reckonings. With his
Tongue he desires
Warres, but is in
Heart at
peace with
All, but his
Maker. He had rather be thought
behind-hand for
Money, then
Word: and will sooner, satisfie an
Enemy, then a
Friend, being readier to requite, what he receives in
Anger, then
Love; Injuries, then
Good Turns. Rendring himself a
Slave to
Martiall and arbitrary Justice for a small
Salary, under the improbable pretence of
Freeing Others. Nor dares this
Gladiatour, that rants so high in
Taverns, and on the
Ale-bench, oppose any thing but
Patience, to the highest
Affront, a Superiour
Officer is pleased to put upon him. Though no
Papist, he abhorres the
Church. And like some of our
Reformists, carries no more
Marks of a
Protestant, then what is legible in
Perjury, &c. yet brags more of his
Whoring
[Page 189] and Drinking, then any
Catholick doth of his
Good Works. Who is thus farre
Happy, that though he wants
Faith to make him a
True Saint, he ownes not so much
Hypocrisie, as to
appear so. And therefore more capable of
Repentance, then those that
Plunder and
Murther others, under a secret
Pretence, of Honouring that God,
he openly prophanes. He brags much of his
Scarres, which truly examined, prove rather the Effects of
Intemperance, then
Marks of
Valour: his
Face bearing the
Hideous Impresse of
Pots and
Glasses, received not in the
Fields of
Mars, but the easier-entred
Sconces of
Bacchus. Whose
Discourse, though it travell'd still betwixt one
besieged place, or
Leaguer, to another, yet it was alwayes
Tedious. And if you altered the Subject,
his understanding appeared
proof against
all Sense.
[Page 190] After whom followed this
Epitaph.
At the Saracens Head
Tom powr'd in Ale and (Wine,
Untill his
Face did represent the
Signe.
To Dr.
Ch. Chaplain to
W. E. of
Pem.
WHilest it pleased you to Communicate with me, in a
Stile suitable to the
frailty of my
understanding, I took infinite content in the
Converse; but since you have cloathed your
Letters in the
Thundering and
Glorious Ornaments of
Learning, I am not able to cope with you: Wherefore let me implore your favour so far as to lay these advantages by, and not render your
Love terrible to me, who did never question your
Power, but own you in the
highest sublimity the world hath (being prompted by so much
desert) advanced you to. And on such terms I may enjoy your
Acquaintance, whereas otherwayes I shall be
[Page 192] forced to
take sanctuary in a perpetuall
silence. Lest I should lose that little Reason I have, in seeking to Comprehend the infinitness of yours. And to avoyd any mis-information of the Quarrell at --- between my Lo --- and the E. of C --- It was teally thus. The K --- having though against his will, prevailed with my L. to go into the West, by reason of his Interest in those parts, with the other Councellors of State, in hope to facilitate the payment of the five Subsidies voted, but not given by
Parliament, and now Christened a
Royall
[...]ne; The Commissioners being by the fire, A dispute arose between the two former Lords, whether it was possible for one had never been upon the place, to speak and understand
French perfectly. The L --- of --- who you know never set foot out of
England, maintained
[Page 193] the Affirmative with so much eagerness, that the other who had not onely more Reason on his side, but the approbation of the Company, said my L. --- best Argument was
noyse; a speech my L. replied was undecent for an
Ea. of Complements. And upon this, The other returned the
Lie. To which my L -- made him such a Manuall Answer, as the
L. C. being penned up in his clothes, fell down, whereupon they were parted, and reconciled;
shame, & the title of his Majest. gravest
Privy Councellors facilitating the Composition. It is already arrived at the
Spanish Ambassadors, who according to his facetious mode, put it upon the score of our English Valour; which the Gravest relations cannot make them to forget. I am still haunted for verses from our
French Coriot, who is resolved to print his Book in English: Those I made are these.
WHat dost thou mean my friend, in
this bad time,
To write of
Vertue, when tis thought a
Crime
Not to be
Vitious? such a
Book would
sell,
Could prove all
Damn'd, did offer to
do well:
Or find that
Pimping is a
lawfull trade,
Because that
Sarah brought her
Lord a
Maid;
Or vindicate what
Origen hath cast, (
last;
That
Court and
Hell shall meet in
Heaven at
Or prove that
Incest is a
Veniall Sin,
Because that
Lot defil'd his
neerest Kin.
O could'st thou maintain this, then thou should'st be
Rais'd to high place for thy
Divinity.
Then lose no time, let
Goodnesse take her chance,
Whil'st you comply with
Sin and
Ignorance.
On a Cook.
A
Cook is a
Baud to the
Mouth. That
Kills his own
Stomack, to quicken his
Master's. Who Lives like a
Bear by
licking his
Fingers. Before a
Feast, he in his
White sleevs, and
Apron resembles the
Ephod of a
Priest; and seems to be preparing rather a
Sacrifice, then a
Supper. In which, the
Grand-Sallat may justly be thought to personate an
Idoll. His office is a representation of
hell: where all sorts of
Creatures are
tormented in
Flames, to satisfie the depraved and Various Nature of the Tastes of men. Whose Pleasures, and highest Contentments, are no otherwayes to be compleated, but at the prejudice of their
Fellow Animalls:
[Page 196] Over which,
Reason, not
Strength, hath purchased them the Soveraignty, So much abused in
this world, as may render the worst of punishments, just, in
the next. His profession somthing quadrates with
Heraldry: Varying no lesse in
Sawces, then they do in
Colours, Bendes, Fesses and
metalls; And are as much puz'led about
marshalling the
Dishes, and calculating the
precedency, at the Table, of a
Wood-Coek, or
Wigeon; a
Gull, or
Gosling, as, the other are, in placing
Lords, and
Ladyes. But this, and all the rest of his Learning, and Industry, concludes as I do, in an
Excrement: which I wish in his —
&c. And so, leave him to
Blaspheme in the
Kitchin: or
Cooling his
Tongue in the
Cellar.
A Character of an Host.
AN
Host is one who
Thrives with
Drinking, and growes
Rich by
Entertainments. He is of
vast Acquaintance, but can number
Few Friends: besides Those resulting from
Travaile, or
Necessity. His
Conversation is alike to
All men, that he may gain the more
Money. Being, equally
Hospitable, to every
Religion he can
save by. Giving his
Guest the best Content
or'e Night, out of hope to please himself
in the morning. The
Government of his house is
Tyrannicall, all
Taxes being
Arbitrary, at the will of
[Page 198] his
Wife, who sits
Regent in the
Kitchin. Yet every one that enters, takes his
Chamber, for the time he stayes, as
his own, With no lesse assurance, then
Don Quixot did the whole
Mansion, for an
Enchanted Castle. He ventures, that
reason he hath, in all Companyes. And in
Defiance of any Drink the weary
Travelour pleaseth to call for, which if said to be
mingled, or adulterate, He calls the Name of
God, and the
person of the
Drawer to attest the Contrary. The
Signe is the
Scheme, by
which, you may take the
Ascendent of his
Understanding. And his
Half-peck, the Measure of his
Conscience; of which his
Osteler is
Chancellour, and keeps the
Key: Making no more of Cheating a Strangers
Horse, then his
Mistresse doth in Over-reaching both. If her
Husband be grown into his
[Page 199] perfect
Symmetry, his
Belly bears the exact proportion, of the
biggest Jugg. And his
Face of
That, in the
First Edition of Frier Bacon's Works. He suits his
Discourse, as
Fidlers do their
songs, to the
Eares of the
Hearers: choosing rather to offend
Truth, then his
Company. And, in case, any
ride double, he proclaims them
Man and
Wife: as far more willing to foment
Bawdery, then
foule two pair of
sheets. He is seldome far out of the
way, though
Drunk or
Hang'd: The First, being as neer the
Road of his
Profession, as the Latter is of that of his
Desert.
YOuth, wit, and
Beauty, like a
painted Sign
May
stay a Stranger: but 'tis
sprightfull
wine,
And decent
welcom makes him
'light and
Dine;
For who will pass his time in such a
place,
Where nought appeares, of moment, but a
Face?
Deductions from the History of the Earl of Essex,
who was executed for Treason,
under the Reign of Queen Elizabeth;
with a modest Answer to Sir Henry Wotton.
THe
Love of a
People, may be observed, of no lesse dangerous a consequence for a
Subject to
trust to, then their
hatred proves to such
Princes as are so unwary as to
neglect it. For after that Sir
Robert Cecil had prevailed so farre upon his own Brother, the
Earl of Exceter (most else refusing the imployment, out of
Love or
feare) as to proclaim
Essex Traitor: He appeared, deserted by all, but
[Page 202] some few unfortunate Gentlemen, whose Lives out of
Gratitude, or
Want, depended wholly on his.
Nor is the
Affection of a
Prince, lesse
permanent, then their
Anger deadly. And in the first of these the
Queen was
unconstant, in the latter
inexorable. Wherefore, if during so long a reign, no great quantity of Blood was spilt, it rather resulted from her
Subjects Innocency, then any
propensity to forgiveness, inherent
in her Nature. Nothing comming so hardly from her, as a pardon; I mean of such faults, as concerned her self. And in this she shewed a rare prudence, in becoming able to raise a
prositable use out of a
Naturall defect, for (born of that sex, allowed by all as the weakest in Judgement) she lay more obnoxious to a Censure of insufficiency, then that of Tyranny: the sternnesse of whose looks, hath in all ages
[Page 203] scared away contempt, the inseperable Companion of a cheap and effeminate Nature.
So as neither
Leicester, Hatton, nor any other
Minion, could ever extract so much favour from her, as might serve their
Lands or
Heires, from refunding what their
Fathers had mis-spent: Her
favours keeping no
Servant company, beyond the
Land of the Living. The most apparent reason why the
Lady Elizabeth Hatton cast her selfe into the contaminated arms of
Atturny Cook Nor could her disposition to
severlty be in any thing more manifest, then the extraordinary meanes used but to defer the execution of the
Earl of
Southampton, who had besides pity, the enemies of
Essex to plead for him: yet she continued inflexible towards mercy, till the same hand that led her into the temptation, did like the
Divels,
[Page 204] shew her the glory she was fallen from already, in her Subjects opinion, by quenching his, and their enemies
malice with the Blood of their
Darling. Nor was this hard-extracted
Mercy unsuitable to the emergency of the present occasion, for (as I have been often told) not onely those that did in the peoples opinion, contribute to the murther (as many called it) of the
Earle: But the
Queen herself, was exposed to some publique affronts. The spectators she passed through in every town, (especially in
London) becomming far thinner and muter then formerly they were.
Some Princes love not that
Child is in order to
succeed them: but all abominate a
stranger lyes under that notion; the cause that she, contrary to the well-being of the
Subject, no lesse then the priviledge of
Parliament, Committed
Pigot and
[Page 205]
Wentworth, for moving to know the
Man, and beheaded
Essex, but for making a smal demonstration of offering himself: Though the later
Roman Tyrants took that little security they did enjoy, from a quite contrary course. But this was at a time when the
blood Royall lay extinct, and the possession of the
crown fell to his share had the
Keenest Sword and strongest head-piece: In which case the most probable way to secure the Prince, was the declaring his Successour, who to preserve his own dignity, was likely to take revenge on any should assassinate him in the throne before, a thing very ordinary in those depraved times; not so in
England, where during her Reign, there were no lesse then fourteen titles, good and bad, which by her Silence were all kept quiet. For till she made a publique declaration, none had a just cause to
[Page 206] complain. And in case any endeavoured to have succeeded by force, she had a fair choice out of the rest to make opposition, none being free from some considerable defect or other. The
Parliament remaining wholly at her devotion, and no Ill-willers to
Essex; The
Commons being as fearfull of the
Regiment of a
Stranger, as the
Peerage were jealous of the house of
Harford, or any else deducible out of their own Body. Fortune appearing then in all particulars so strong on
Essex side, as she seemed rather
unable, then
unwilling to bear out the charge of his folly, who put her upon such Impertinent errands, as the
Dutch youth do fooles on the second of
Aprill: Through which she became so far tired, as she was forced at last to return him a
Block and a
Hatchet. This unconstant Deity, being in the number of such
giddy Auxiliaries,
[Page 207] as none can be sure what side she will take, and therefore not to be trusted by a wise man. The most steady if not signall events, having been brought about without any other mediation of hers, but what is unpossible to be avoided; in which sense she is rather capable of the title of
Providence, then
Luck. Fortune resembling a cane, which no wise man, but in an unavoidable necessity will hazard the weight of his whole rest upon. Wherefore the
Earl of Essex, if he had not been befated with a strong Opinion of success in all his actions, (though built on the weakest foundation) would never have referred his life & future well-being to the sole arbitration of
Chance, and the unconstant guidance of a
Womans Affection: which being onely skin-deep, could not but in a
Court, furnish a person of far lesse magnitude then a Soveraign power
[Page 208] with choice enough: Especially after his enemies, for their own security, had so far Indulged his, as to furnish him with an Army paid by the
Queen, and chosen by himself. Nor were the greatest families then in Rebellion in
Ireland, (rendred by the most probable reports) lesse obedient to him then his respective
Officers: And if these advantages had been too little to have set the Crown upon his head, after the decease of his Mistrisse, he might have had any men, or mony from the most
Catholick King; who would have advanced his designes, or any naturall
English Subjects else, that had but opposed the
Scottish Succession. Which was formerly projected by
Leicester, and the onely visible occasion he managed the
English force in the
Netherlands with so little care, and worse successe, who immediately
[Page 209] began to prosper upon his remove. But
Essex had
Religion and
Fidelity, inherent in his Nature,
Humours known so Incompatible with
Ambition, as it was no lesse
unsafe for him to court a
Crown, then it did after prove
Incongruous and mis-becomming, for his more frigid Son to make
Love, and Importune
Ladies. Nor is this a conjecture of my own, but what I have often heard averred by the friends of Sir
Charles Danvers, whose youngest Sister married my eldest Brother. And that the
Honesty of
Essex (never denied to exceed his
Discretion) might for the present moderate his
Ambition: But how he would have behaved himself in the company of an
absolute power, may be safer now
disputed by us, then at that time
experimented by the
Queen. Successe in those that wear it, expunging like
Aqua Fortis all former marks of
[Page 210]
Allegiance or
Probity. For though his first thoughts might be of no larger extent, then to remove
Cecil, and other declared enemies, under the notion of evil Counsellers, that powred into her Eares such tales as were disadvantagious to the true
Religion, and
Policy of the
State: Yet that point gained, he could not from a lower Station then a
Throne, have satisfied so many, wiser men then himself, whose clearer insight into the advantages he was then in possession of, had tempted to be adventurers with him. So as all the favour could have accrued to his Mistris from a more happy success then befell the
Earl, exceeded not the Complement of continuing her in his
lap, (a place not likely to sute long with her Age, or his occasions.) Queen
Elizabeths Reign, having been too reserved, quietly to have indured from an
Administrator
[Page 211] (she remaining yet in being) so profuse an expence of honour and Riches, as was expedient to be thrown to such a needy party, as had already Imbarqued themselves in his service, whose fidelity and strength (the
Nurslings of
hope, reward and preferment) was requisite to maintain him on the Stage. For though possibly,
his desires might terminate in a removall of
his Enemies; They had no
honester design then to
raise themselves, without much reference had to the meanes. From whence it is easie to contemplate the prodigious Disparities in Rebellion; which though begun upon never so
just, moderate, or
Religious pretences,
necessity, ambition, and
Humane frailty will interject so many new and unexpected pretences, and events, as it rarely concludes, without the ruine of it self, or the Commonwealth; which once
[Page 212] suffered to grow intemperate and run over, it doth like a
Pot consume its own fat, and loseth its former strength and Glory, by raising the drosse and dregs of her Subjects, uppermost.
One cause of his
presumption was, The fond
Opinion he had, that she would not rob her
eyes of the great
delight she took in his
Person. A
fantasticall over-weening of himself, and womans
Affection, to whom, no
single mans perfections was ever yet found
continually Gratefull.
Now such as wonder, how she durst bring him to the Scaffold, for
fear of her own Honour, are not throughly studied in the boldnesse of Princes (whose faces are continually
steeled with the varnish of a
grosse Flattery, put upon their
worst Actions) no more then the compunctions of Dying Men, who desire
rather to clear themselves
towards
[Page 213] God, and the
world, then impertinently to
accuse others: Besides, a hope of
Pardon, not to be
cut off but with his Head, was a sufficient Reason to restrain him from breaking out into any intemperate
ranting against his
Prince: As
Biron of
France, did not long after, most Imprudently fall into, in reference to his King,
Henry the Fourth, Dying in the opinion of the generality, rather like a
mad man, then a
Christian. Yet had
Essex unloaded his bosome of all it did contain, it might possibly not have
swelled to so great a bulk, as did then appear in the
Opinion of the most: or that it may after be blown up to by flatulent Posterity (seldom endued with so
even a fortune, as to have
truth and
falshood weighed to it in an
equall Ballance) manisest in a number of Relations extant at home, and abroad. The
Bloud she inherited, no lesse then her
Father's
[Page 214] humour, having procured her no good opinion from the
Church, according to whose
Dialect the generality did heretofore, out of
Ignorance, or
reverence, tune their
belief.
Had he been true to his
first Principles, moulded by some more dexterous heads then his own, which was to
spin out his time, together with the
Irish war, till a certain report of the
Queen's sickness, or
death had come to him, from such an
unquestioned number of his own
Confidents, as were able to have
assured belief; It might in reason have presented him with his wish, or at worst so much
power, as would have made him
arbitrator of the
next succession. But
hast, proceeding from a
Naturall Impatience to live out of
England, and the
contrary advice received from some neer about him (
suborned to destroy him) rendered
[Page 215] all addle: By perswading his return
without an Army, upon a
false report raised of her
Majesties Death, the time assigned, wherein to shew himself. And to this end, the Warres in
Ireland were prolonged, with no weaker endeavours, then
Montjoy used after to conclude them, Owner of no other
project but the reducing of that
Province unto obedience:
Essex presuming so farre upon the peoples affections, that he thought the
sound of his coming able to raise an Army whereever he came.
Essex, if he had been master of parts strong enough to have
mounted him into the
Saddle of
Soveraignty, might have found by the beating of the
Parliament (a true
pulse of the Nation) That there was no probability to raise any advantagious distemper for him, during the life of the
Queen: The people apprehending
[Page 216] little other cause of discontent, but what might arise from the thought, that their present felicity depended only on the continuance of an
Old Lady; After whom, they expected more
dismall dayes, then their
Love could ever have imagined from the Government of
Essex.
Wherefore to lay the
Sceane of any thing carried but the
vizard of a
Rebellion in
London (at that time abounding with
riches and
felicity) was an act savouring of so great
Imprudence, as I wonder his
enemies should
bring him to it, or his
Friends suffer him to
prosecute: As I have often told some at that time neer about him, who made me no other answer, but that he perished between his own
presumption, and others
Infidelity. His
security might have been more, and
losse lesse, had he gone into
Wales, when he passed
[Page 217] through
London, where he had great love both by
Inheritance from his
Father (a
good Landlord) and his own purchase, alwayes of a
liberall Nature. Nor did he fail to wear a
Leek on St.
David's day, but besides, would upon all occasions
vindicate the
Wetch Inhabitants, and
own them for his
Countrymen, as
Queen Elizabeth usually was wont, upon the first of
March. And by this the
Earl grew so
popular amongst these people (especially such as had
little to lose,) that without all question, so many would have appeared in his favour, as might have procured him
audience from her
Majesty, and not improbably the
removall of his enemies, under that notion hated by the
generality, no lesse then those linked to him, under a more strict friendship. Or if this had been too hard a task, their
strength and
meanes was not likely to want
[Page 218] power, to land him again in
Ireland, from whence he had been drawn by his
own folly, and the
wisdom of his
maligners; where not onely the
English, but the
natives (to those in actuall
Rebellion) were his reported
servants. The
Catholiques, till they were better
Cajoled by the
Scotish Kings Confidents, not obstructing his Designes. And how secure he would have been, in that
Province, may be guessed by
Tyrone, the Capitall
Rebell, who notwithstanding more impartial indeavours then the
Lord Lieutenant Essex had used, did obtain his
Pardòn, in a manner maugre the
English forces.
Essex was
too honest to have removed every Impediment lying in the way to
Soveraignty, nothing but
death being able to
gagg a person
robb'd of a
Crown. Yet her
Successour met with no
opposition, though bred in an
ayre ever
Pestiferous
[Page 219] to this
Nation; which
wisely considered, might have tempted a people to have
disputed his entrance, till caution given. But the
Riches and
felicities injoyed, during the incomparable Reign of
Queen Elizabeth, hung yet like
holy dayes at their fingers ends, by which they were become so
effeminate, and
unadvised, as to choose rather to fall into an
Incurable Consumption, then
hazard a
little the
shaking by a few fits of a
Fever; which if chosen, might not unlikely have proved as
wholesome Physick for
King James as
England; Who wanting a
Legall pretext, had nothing left him in safety strong enough to refell the
Brazen-faced Impudence of his
Countrymens Importunity. But the last
Scene of
Princes, like the
Catastrophe of a Play, is so hudled up, and every one so intent upon his own particular Interest, (being muffled
[Page 220] by
hope or
fear) as that is left meerly to the disposition of
Fortune, which ought onely to be intrusted with
Prudence her self. Nor did the readiness of the
Scots to Arm, (in hope of so much
plunder, as this Nation might afford, shrouded under the specious pretence of
Henry the 7
s. eldest daughter) portend less in the ears of the
unresolved, then a possibility of
Conquest, the most
ungratefull sound to the formerly
free People of
England. Neither did these
conjectures receive small
aggravation from those formerly suborned, to promote the entrance of the
Stuarts, who if
Essex had remained true to his principles, might have been saluted on the
borders, by an
Army strong enough to have
moderated the
Scots conditions, or
advanced his
own. Though it was the universall Opinion, that
Essex's Ambition, did like the great
[Page 221]
Earl of
Warwick's, terminate in a desire to bring in
James on his own score.
It is not probable the
Earle carried any evill meaning towards the
Common-wealth, because neither his
enemies, nor
friends are found to mention any endeavour in him to call in a
Forreigner: Wherefore if the
Crown was his
Mistresse, he used the most
decent way of
wooing her, which was onely through the
Mediation of her
native Subjects. Yet I doubt whether he had justly calculated the weight of this
Circumstance, That
Conscience is as dangerous in an Usurper, as Cruelty, and excesse is deadly, and undecent, in him doth Legally succeed.
I have heard it, though looked upon by me as a
Paradox, that
Essex would have vindicated the
English freedom, by reviving such
ancient Priviledges as had been pretermitted,
[Page 222] during the
Tyrannicall reigns of the two last
Henries; And no wayes indulged by
Queen Elizabeth, which not extending all her time beyond a few particulars, was then less discernable. No act of hers being registred so contrary to the grain of her own people, as the death of this man; the
Queen of Scots being looked upon as a
Catholick, which in the generall dialect of
England at
that time, signified no less then a
sworn enemy to God and the Prince, (so
zealous, if I may not say
surious, are
all changes) that it was passed over, without any apprehension of
honour, or
pitty, as justified by the cruell
Massacre committed not long before upon the
French Hugenots, at the instigation of that
Kings Mother. An Act through which the
Integrity of
Princes was much
ahated. But whether his nation by reason of her
divers
[Page 223] titles, and
disparity in estates, was capable of that
absolute freedom, hath since been fancied by some, I leave to the Arbitration of greater
Polititians.
Onely this I am confident of, that no fair capitulation could have disobliged
King James, who lay under too many
doubts, and strong
desires, to have refused so
peaceable an
entry as he found, upon any
lawfull limitations; manifest in the advice given to his Son; Wherein are more
Popular rules, then himself was ever observed to
follow.
By the vast quantity of teares let fall from the
Multitude upon his
Grave, may be noted, how far easier it is to find
pitty, then
protection, Though his
friends if
united, would have proved the
major part. Who for want of a
good head-piece to follow, this
universall affection, like
floting Atomes, made onely a
world
[Page 224] of Calamity for himself and his party. But this blow past recalling, set the peoples teeth so much an edge, as all the
Queen did after, was thought
bitter, and her Government too
peevish and
effeminate for so
warlike a Nation: Nor did she decline lesse in the opinion of the
Court it self, no counsel daring after to appear, but what was sutable to the
Cecilian gusto.
Here may be noted, with what
Circumspection Princes ought to play their Game, since
Counsellors, their
Card-holders, are not seldom
Cheaters, and intend more
particular Interests then their
Masters: As appeared in the remove of
Essex, a man thought farre more necessary to the
Queen's Service, and
Englands safety, then such as purchased his ruine. The banding of two factions, being the most probable way to keep, this already
superannuated
[Page 225] Princes from falling into
contempt. For such Commands, as under
both parties would have been readily obeyed, were after
one had got the
absolute disposure of affairs, wholly neglected.
Essex's return (which no question would have been indeavoured, upon the least discontent of her Majesty)
appearing of so dismall a consequence to his
enemies, as nothing might
procure it, was thought
safe, or what did
obstruct it,
dangerous. Nor was it possible for this
planet, so neer its
declension, to
Influence another
party: None daring to run the
Hazard of an unavoydable future
Ruine upon the
contemplation of a
year or
two's power; which was more then her
age, and
present weaknesse did in any probability promise.
This proves, it had been the
Queen's better
policy, to have conceded the Life of the
Earle to the
[Page 226]
teares, and
vowes of the
people, through which their
Love had not onely been
preserved intire, but (what was next considerable) so great a
restraint put upon the
contrary Cabal, as might
contain them within the compasse of
Obedience; out of
fear she should have let loose this
Lyon, who to that end she might have kept in the
Tower, his
death not being probable, as her
Subjects stood affected, to have countervalued the advantage of his
Life. And this oversight was the more inexcusable, because the Ancestours of the
Earl's chiefest enemies had by the same arts rendred her
ungratefull to the People of
England, in a like case of
severity towards the
Duke of
Norfolk.
Nor did she apprehend till it was too late, the wound given her
own Power, through the mediation of the
Hangman in the death of
Essex;
[Page 227] Not being able ever after, to moderate the
Insolency of those, that now did not stick to
slight her, and story openly in her ears the necessity she lay under, to declare the
Scotch King her
Successor, lest the
Parl. should be (for their own
safety) compelled to
do it themselves; which had not been omitted, but (as I have been told) to endear
King James more to some
particular families, of which the
most noble for birth, found afterwards little cause to
applaud their
Designe. Neither were other
reports wanting, which being
usuall at the
Death of all
Princes, I shall here wilfully omit, as quite unsatisfied of their truth. Nor had I said this, but that there hath been from the beginning of the
uncivill wars (wherein none were
masters of what they had) diverse
imperfect Copies of my own hand left in the custody of one did print some of them, under
[Page 228] a
namelesse Author, though very false, And might have done this, if not timely prevented.
Nor did this blow terminate only in the ruine of the
Earls friends, but extended to the disadvantage of his
Maligners themselves, apparent in Sir
Walter Raleigh, who wanting
Strength, though not
Wit to be the
treasurers Corrivall, Perished because not thought to own
humility enough to be his
Servant: it being
more safe at Court to have many Enemies of equall power, then one false ambitious friend, that hath attained to the absolutenesse of Command. The agitations and tempests, arising from
considerable factions in the houses of Princes, (resembling some winds at sea, by which men are driven though by contrary means, to one and the same end) would of necessity have
miscarried, or
perished, had any
single party prevailed. The one
[Page 229] still thinking it honourable to
preserve and
advance what the other esteems safe to
suppresse and
destroy. And this
Raleigh was often heard to say, he did not
apprehend, Before his
Genius had dictated it to him, as he came in a
Boat from the execution of the
Earl of
Essex, which was done at the
Tower. Nor could the wisest of his endeavours free him from the
dire effects of this
Portent, or to name it more properly, a necessary cause of such events, as did after befall him.
The Death of
Essex like a Melancholy cloud, did shade the prospect of her peoples affection, from being so discernable at the
shutting of her dayes, as it was during the
Dawning and
Meridian of her
reign. Yet if
Essex had been try'd by a
Peerage of
Angels, they would have passed a like
sentence upon him, or exposed
Monarchy to contempt.
[Page 230] Wherefore
Prudence cannot lay the fault at the door of her
Justice, but the
ill-management of her
Mercy, as not knowing how to imploy it, towards the best advantage of her future Affairs. But after an
Impartiall Reflection made, in reference to private persons averseness towards any apprehension of
defect, we may possibly learn to wonder, why she made no better provision against
contempt, till
that hower a meer stranger to this
Princess, who had all her sails continually fill'd with
flattery or
success.
Now to vindicate her
Majesty from the obvious
aspersion I have so often heard her
prudence upbraided withall, (for neglecting the
Italian mode quite, in the removall of
Mary the
Scottish Queen, and
Dowager of
France, so much the more
undecent, as the hand of a
Hangman is less
honourable then that of a
Physitian.) I may say, That since those,
[Page 231] who for their
own sakes as well as their
Soveraigns, thought it not safe to be left undone, wanted the skil or spirit to do it a
clandestine way, i was more
discretion then
folly to
refuse ejecting one so
uncouth herself; such a
lesson being easier
learned then
forgotten, & might have been afterward
practised to her personall disadvantage.
And if
reports on all hands were not mistaken, little thanks is due to those who made the
Nation accessary through this solemn Try all to the
Death of her
mother they meant next to set up. Nor can an undoubted desire in the
Scots to have her removed, the better to facilitate the
Succession of their
King (who did more indulge his
Patience then
Honour, in passing
unrevenged those
houses, sprinkled by
her blood) justifie their
discretions, that could not but know all
Obligation was more likely to be lost in the
shame, then
[Page 232] found in any
gratefull acknowledgment of such
actions as these. And if their
Posterity taste of the like
Justice, they may sacrifice repentance to such nets, as themselves spread to insnare this
Queen first, and then
Essex; the fault of the last being in reference to the
Innocent driving on the
designe, as far
below such severity, as the
majesty of the other was
above it.
Nothing commends the goodness of
Queen Elizabeths reign more, then that
she and her
Subjects should have one and the same
Minion, as happened in
Essex: whereas the
hatred of the people, proved after an undoubted consequence of her
Successor's Love, remaining no less
confident of the
choyce of the one, than
diffident of the others. The
Queen wanting no
medium to nterpose between
her and their
fury: from whence grew a
confidence,
[Page 233] that she would not countenance an unworthy man. Neither was it a small advancement to this general complyance, that the people appeared not at the cost to raise him. It being the custom of this thrifty Prince, to let her Favorites
taste, not
surfet, on the wealth of the
Nation, conveying her
Largesses by
Spoons, not
Buckets: The names of
Monopolies, and
extrajudiciall Taxes, not being intelligible to experience all her days. Neither were her ears stopped against her peoples complaints, ever thought by her
just, and so
fit to receive a present
redresse; the cause her
Parliaments were no further
inquisitive then she was pleased to
informe them.
Had her
Successor retained the like
Moderation, the power of our
Representative had never fallen under the
malleation of so extensive a dispute, which hath raised mens
[Page 234] minds up to so impetuous a Billow, as it is questioneble, whether that which
supported her
power, may not through a contrary application
utterly ruine those may succeed. Queen
Elizabeth being not onely
fortunate in her conduct at home, but able to
diffuse peace and plenty over such Neighbour-Nations, as she was advised by true
Reason of State, to maintain in
strength and
good plight. Not suitable to the late practise of a
Prince, that first brake with
Spain, then
France, and after was hardly restrained from kindling a fire in the
Netherlands, which lyes in a manner in the bosom of
England.
Now I should conclude here, but that I find Sir
Henry Wotton (late
Provost of
Eaton, and a long time before
Ambassadour with the most Illustrious State of
Venice) hath published a Manuscript amongst his
[Page 235] friends, and may since be made more generall; where he offers to compare the
Duke of
Buckingham with the
Earl of
Essex; much to the disadvantage of the latter, who laying this action by, did never own the doing any thing so
ungratefull, as might make him
fear the
Anger, or
beg the
favour of a
Parliament, much less owe his
Life to the
dissolution of one already called. He is not
charged with many deeds of
Improbity, unless
Women be cast upon his account, not in
Justice to be done, the
other standing by. The awe he bare to the
Religion then Professed was discernable by his
Death, which in the
Opinion of many, reached something below the
Garb of a
Souldier; so busie are
Criticks (that like Flyes spare nothing savours of
Fame or
Infamy) to the
Grave it self.
That he was thought no instrument
[Page 236] of
Tyranny or
Oppression, appears manifest, in the Monument of
Love, remains still undemolished in the hearts of most
Englishmen: whereas the
Duke retains the generall tincture of,
&c. Nor can his well-known
bounty to
Friends and
Servants expunge it, because
drained from the
people, or taken out of the
publique Treasure, if not from the
generall safety of the Nation. Whereas
Essex obliged his
Confidents out of his
own store, or by other so
innocent wayes, as the
Subject had no just cause to be scandalized at it.
The
Earles Naturall parts were as good as the
Dukes, his
Learning and
Birth higher, the one being of an
honourable, the other at best but of a
Gentile extraction. Nor can so
inconsiderate an
Action, that in
charity rather
deserves the
title of a
Riot then of a
Treason, come up to so
[Page 237] great an
Ingratitude and
Indignity to the
Nation, as
Buckinghams proceedings at
Rochell, calculated after the
French account, the summe of which I leave for more voluminous
Pens to cast up; onely I shall assume the boldness to say, That the
Duke shewed no less
folly in
accumulating so great a
hatred of the people, then
Essex did in
mis-applying their
Love. And if his
shadows were left exact to posterity, he was not behind him in
handsomness, the sole and primary cause of
Villers advancement. Onely in this
Essex came short, in having a
Mistresse would be attentive to
Reason, from whence soever it came, whether through the Organs of
Friendship or
Malice. Whereas the
Dukes fortune depended on
two Princes, That in reference to
their own weakness or
his strength, remained
deaf to all complaints else, but what were presented
[Page 238] through
his own mediation, or those of his
Creatures, with which he was ever made first acquainted, under no slighter a penalty then his displeasure, so much
more heavier then the
Kings, as his
memory was better, and
Interest more.
Concerning their
Deaths, I can attest, the
Dukes did occasion no
less joy, then the other did
sorrow, not matched by the saddest accident did happen in
Queen Elizabeths reign; No not if her
Death be cast in, though
deplorable enough, as I have often been informed by those did
approve the
Sentence, but not the so
suddain execution of it. Nor was the
Hangman reported to be willingly hired to do it, whereas
Felton seemed to be
Inspired by some
Daemon, if not the
Genius of our Nation.
This had not been said, but in vindication of that, I never found
[Page 239] cause yet to question the truth of, and to unwarp their judgements (if any such be) that may be drawn aside, by the goodness of Sir
Henry Woottons parts, in knowing mens opinions, much contaminated by his too over-zealous celebration of this Man, as may be easily found in the Records of
Parliament, to which I refer the Reader, together with what I have in this behalf written.
Some
Advantages may be deduceable from
Court-Factions.
IT may be thought I hope no less
impertinent, then what went before, if according to my
rambling Method, I shall drop some conjectures in reference to a
benefit may redound to the
Subject from
Court-factions: All which
in conclusion will reach the
Prince, who cannot be
safe and
happy, if his
people live
miserably; Not likely to be avoyded, where
preferments depend wholly upon the
mediation of a
single and
uncontroulable party. In which case the
oppressed have no power for the present to
appeal to. The cause our later
Parliaments have been pestered with
Clamours and
Complaints, seldom, if ever heard of in the
Golden
[Page 241] dayes of
Queen Elizabeth. And from
whose root sprung those
branches of
misery, by which the greatest
felicity any nation ever injoyed, is become over-shadowed, so that the
detection of
corruption in
Officers, and the
gratification of the
malice of some, and
Ambition of others, in their
expulsions and
Punishments, gave them at last the boldness to question the
integrity of the
Crown.
Divers persons of
equall authority, though
both wicked, do in experience
produced more justice then a
greater probity in a
single Individuall, hath been (at least in these
depraved ages) heard to pronounce: For though
Bribery cannot be denyed a
deflourer of
equity; yet remaining more palpable in referencd to
detection, it may not happily be of so bad a consequence, as the effects of the more uneasily detected propensities, found to follow the
[Page 242] inclinations of
love, fear, or
hope: as it is easily deduced from the
practise usual in
private families, where a
great advantage accrues to the
first Delator, and
prejudice to the
party accused; It not lying in the
strength of vertue, if in any
agility of defence, to keep a person
immaculate from the blurs of
Calumny, for want of
proof, or an
indifferent ear, which
superlative powers cannot be at
leasure to afford. Nor is the advantage to be drawn from two
equall Cabals, better discerned, then by comparing the tempers of
King James his
Parliaments with those holden under the
Queen; for the first, being wholly led by a
single and
passionate affection to one
Minion, lived to see: never a tolerable
Minister relating to the
Crown, or any in Authority so
resolute, as not to
prefer the
Favorites Command before his
Masters, as esteeming the
frown of the
[Page 243] last more
deadly. Now the
huge rate set upon
places of
Judicature, taught
Judges to sell their
votes, and
people to
complain: Who by
devouring of
Instruments, came at last so well
acquainted with their own
strength, as not to
spare the
principall, and
first cause. One
Concession ever crouding room for a
greater, if not a more
unreasonable demand. Whereas such instruments of State as
Queen Eli
[...] beth had use of, being
strained through the
double and
contrary Interests of a
divided party, no
vertue was
excluded, or
vice admitted, any way
beneficiall, or of
prejudice to
Prince or
people; contrary to the custom of later times, wherein the most
probable designs were
pinched and
miscarried, through the
smalnesse of their
parts were imployed to
keep them
on foot. No more
solid Reason appearing in the advancement of the most, but
Mony or
favour;
[Page 244] As no question will be found instanced in a
prodigious number of
examples, when
time shall have
purchased impunity, for the
manifestation of truth; not so likely to have proved the
result of a
divided Court, where the
creatures of one were the
enemies of an other,
no lesse powerfull; and so they both became lyable to
accusation, or capable of
defence. And from the sparkles of this clashing, not onely persons and actions, but the
Queens Councils came to be refined from the rust and
Cankers, that after grew through the corruption of
forraign coyn, no less
currant at
Court all my time, then pieces of two and twenty shillings,
Jacobuses themselves. Now though
Monarchy may (whether out of
perfection or
defect I shall not here dispute) make use of this
Recipe, it seems
dangerous, if not
mortall, in reference to a
freer
[Page 245] Government, where the least
siding is a
step towards
Tyranny: the
weakest part being as apt to
call, as a
potent neighbour may be to
come and
assist, upon so
advantagious an errand. All
disparities or
contentions, but
meerly rationall and in
reference to an
universall welfare, tending to
popularity and
disunion, wherefore above all things to be avoyded. Nor is any
neer dependance upon a
forreign Prince, more
mighty then
themselves, compatible with
Liberty: Which renders
lending of vast Summs little less dangerous then
borrowing. And through which the
Catholique King may one day attain
Genoa; it being naturall to all
Creditors to favour their designs that
owe them
mony, in hope of
Payment; and so become
Traitors to the
generality, out of the desire of a
particular reimbursement. Such folly lyes in
many Citizens, as they preferre
[Page 246]
destruction in grosse, before the
hazard of their
private Interests.
But when
Power is
Monopolized in a
single person,
Faction can be
no more spared, then an
eye or an
ear. Kings for the generality, out of
Ignorance in the world, if not for
want of wit, or too much
Flattery, being unable to value what they
give or
receive; or whether they
gratisie or
depresse vertue or
vice, especially if they have no
other information, but what is
deduced from a
Minion, whose
judgement is no less clouded through
Pride, then
his is by
affection, and a
supposition of
worth and
abilities not really present; Such
Servants owning
contrary interests to
their Masters, who by
bearing the charges of those
follies they daily commit, do not seldom prove
Banckrupts themselves of all ought to be esteemed dear in
Soveraignty.
Nor are those
single Trustees of
[Page 247] the
Royall assent, found by practise so
impartiall in the distribution of
rewards and
punishments, but that they
diminish by the first, no less their
Princes Love, then they
augment in the latter the
peoples hatred; which an
even debate would so far
Moderate, as to give such
satisfaction as might
preserve the generality in
obedience, by nothing so soon
forseited, as a
continued succession of
cruell punishments, and
unjust Censures. I remember after
Felton had given the
fatall blow to
George Duke of
Buckingham, one
Savil, a lusty fellow, formerly
burnt in the Shoulder for a
Rogue (finding how
acceptable the news was, where ever it came) gave out, he was the man that did it: And that though an
honourable persons brother, he wanted mony to
convey him away; upon which he was apprehended, and though not
worth a groat, fined a
[Page 248] considerable sum in the
Star-Chamber, to which, the
wisdom, equity and
justice of
that Court, added (because they wanted power to hang him) this
Corporall punishment, viz. That he should be whipped from the
Fleet where he lay prisoner, to the
Pilory in
Westminster-palace-yard, there to be for two hours nailed, & after to lose one ear, have his nose slit, and then to be branded in the forehead; all which, as long as the
bowels of humanity would give me leave, I looked upon: Nor was this more then half his punishment, as much being to be done to him in
Cheapside, but that (as I heard) the
King more charitable then his
Judges, did pardon it; Though his perpetuall residence in
Bridewell was not remitted, till for another thing (some thought unlikely to be done under such a restraint) he was hanged at
Tiburn. I had not touched upon
[Page 249] this, as relating to a time which none can remember without being agitated by
envy, or
grief: but to acquaint posterity, with the opinion of a
Lord, looked upon as the wisest for counsell, (however he might have failed in reference to
execution) in his time: Who at dinner that day with some of the
promoters of the
fore-mentioned Sentence, said, that though he
hoped it would
never be
executed, yet it grieved him, a
president of that high nature should remain
upon record, no less to the
dishonour of their
Mercy, then the
Justice of his
Majesty, upon
whose scoreit might not unpossibly one day
lye heavy: Nor did it scape the notice of the next
Parl. as any may find, can procure a sight of a
book written by
Regall autority, wherein the
Subject was prohibited so much as to name a
Parliament, &c. But the conclusion of the fore-mentioned
[Page 250] prudent
Lord, was to prove, that of
all punishments
death was
soonest forgotten; whereas
Whipping and
Pilory were
alwayes remembred: from whence
Governours may
observe, That
the greatest Cruelty is exercised by Subjects have had their foundations laid in pitty. Nor can this digression be thought impertinent, by those shall consider, that such
exorbitant and
unnaturall repetitions of
Punishments, were strangers during the domination of
two equall factions. Through the percussion of which, like
Flint and
Steel, all things came to light, which these
pleas might
advance, or
Eclipse the glory of the
Prince.
Nor should I prosecute this
Epidemicall mischief of
Favorites, at this time common with
France and
Spain, but to answer such as plead for it: Whom I have heard so
impudent, as to alledge the example
[Page 251] of our blessed
Saviour; and no lesse
foolish in citing the
autority due to the
Prudence of
Italy, where no
Pope lives without a
Nephew: Forgetting the whole management of the
Church was not left to
Saint John; nor the wise
Conclave swayed by his
Holinesse Kindred, who being incircled on all sides with enemies, and destitute by reason of his
elective honour, of any
hereditary friendship, cannot
in Reason provide better for his
safety, against the
dangers have for many Ages waited upon the
Table and
Cup of the
Pope, then by raising a person to so
high a dignity about him, as may transcend any
preferments likely to be offered by an
enemy. The cause he that is stiled his
Nephew, values
his preservation equally with
his owne. And he that shall
[Page 252] yet seek further
satisfaction, may finde it in the unhappy management of such
Princes affairs, as have suffered themselves to be ingrossed by
Minions, taken onely upon the bare
recommendations of their
private Affections.
It is the condition of those in
Power to be guided by
Servants.
THey say of the
Whale that she is steered in her course through the guidance of a far
smaller Fish, and a lesser then that is reported to alter the
Naturall gale of a
Ship; looked upon as wonders in the deep, though few things are more
usuall and
Familiar upon
Land. All our State-
Leviathans being so far guided by their
Servants, Wives, Mistresses or
Favorites, that in a true sense there is no
Monarchy, all things for the most part succeeding according to the
perswasions of others, if not contrary to the will of the
Prince: A Mischief not to be quite obviated, but at the perill of falling into
Obstinacy, (as great if
[Page 254] not a more prejudiciall extream) nor hath any
King under my experience, been able to drive on his
Affayres, without grating upon one of these
excesses. So as a Nation like that of
Egypt, is not seldome governed by a
Stranger or a
Jew. There being no such thing in an unlimited sense, as an
Absolute Government, or if possible to be found, it must be in that as improperly stiled
Free. Which proves there is no reall
Liberty, or
Power totally
Arbitrary, in the nature of
Things. For though the Incomparable
Prudence of the
State of Venice, hath compounded for most of the errours committed by the Senators of
Carthage; And
Queen-Elizabeth shunned the greatest
Rocks of
Tyranny (though as free from compulsion, as ever any
Prince stood;) yet the Jurisdiction of either was as remote from being purely or totally
Absolute, as
[Page 255] the condition of their Subjects is uncapable of the name of
Freedom. They being both too inestimable
Jewels to be intrusted with
passion, single, and without any mediation from
Counsell or
Law. I confess the
Grand Signior can strangle whom he please; but it is seldom done at his own suit, no more then any desert is gratified: I my self have known many, so far
Strangers to what was convenient, as they would scarce concede or deny any thing, out of the presence of their
Secretary. And this proceeded not seldom from a distrust there was no cause for: Manifest in the
Earl of
Somerset, who though himself owner of a competent sufficiency, was so Inchanted with an opinion of Sir
Thomas Overburies parts, that he preferred him from a Servant to such an intimate
friendship, as he could think nothing well-educated
[Page 256] for imployment in his
Office, that had not passed his
Correction, nor secret safe laid up, but in his
Bosom: which swelled him to such a
Monstrosity in pride, that I have heard (not being my self then neer the
English Court) how he offered to rant at his
Servants, and did once beat the
Coach-man; for putting his Commands under an inferiour expostulation to his
Masters. And through this intolerable arrogance in him, and remissness in the
Earl, the sparks first flew, that kindled the ruine of them both: friendship being no more able to maintain its interest against a
feminine Affection, then so great a
Pride was to confine it self within the tedder of
Moderation. The Minions of my time (an
epidemicall mischief over all the great Nations of
Christendom where Monarchy swayes) did, during that
Fortune, so far transcend
[Page 257] their
Patrons felicity, as they could gratifie all the rest of their
Passions (quite exempt from fear or danger) being screened from both by the person of their
Prince, whom in reason they ought to
defend; It having been often averred in my experience, that all the
Kings I have known, were found to do more for their
Favorites, then they could be tempted to have done for
themselves. Which may serve for a proof of this
Assertion,
‘that
the greatest are not Free, but led intriumph by the Affections of others, through the mediation of their own,’ by which means
Women come to Govern, and
Children to dispose of
Common-wealths. And thus the hand of Providence, though steady in it self, doth out of a desire to appear
various (and so more
beautifull) not onely remove the great men, but the
paunes so occultly,
[Page 258] in this huge Chesse-board of the
world, as they seem to our giddy apprehensions, to be dandled in the
Lap of a contingent
Successe. Though good or bad Luck are meerly
Imaginary, like the
Articke and
Antarticke Poles, on which the world, as on the two ends of an Axletree, are feigned to depend. Wherefore the apparent
Reason why great men are ruled by more obscure fools, is want of
Judgement or
Sufficiency. The hidden Justice of God upon the Nation in generall, or persons in particular, who are naturally unworthy through disobedience, or have rendred themselves so, by a Male-administration of Affairs: The cause their Power is shared with meaner People, first sought to in all Suits incident to their Places. And this Custom hath brought into such
[Page 259] credit amongst
men, as forgetting how much it savours of
weakness, they labour to make it
Necessary in the
Court of Heaven. As if God were more
Importuned, or less affected by our immediate Addresses, then when we offer'd our
Prayers through the intercession of the
blessed Virgin, or some other
Saint: Consonant to a Memorable Answer to a
Catholick, made by
King James,
‘That the Ruler of all things was not subject to dote like him.’
Yet wise men Govern in their own persons, as
Ioseph is said to rule
Egypt; for had not his Servants used to afford more
obedience then
advice, so dishonest an action in outward appearance, could never have passed without expostulation, as the putting the
Cup in
Benjamins Sack. To end this Discourse, nothing
plausible
[Page 260] ought to be referred to a
Servant's dispatch, nor that whichis less
Popular done by a
Master; since he that is used to rake in
dirt must imploy an
Instrument, lest the
filth should stick too apparently on his fingers. Thus
Princes juggle by
Confederacy, whilest meaner men rule in their own persons.
FINIS.