PARADOXES BY J. De la SALLE.
Obscuris vera involuens.
LONDON, Printed for Francis Eaglesfiel at the Marygold in Paul's Church-yard. 1653.
To the Worthily honoured ROBERT BRANTHVVAITE of Buly-Castle, in the County of Westmorland, Es (que)
WHen I consider with my self, who it is that brings the importunity of this address upon you, I cannot but be doubtfull of the entertainment you may [Page] affoord it, but when I shall withall have represented unto you, that things of this nature have found acceptance with all the polish'd Nations, that Tully himself was not asham'd to appear in this kind, & that the Authour may well be justified by the example of Sir Will. Cornwallis, Dr. Donne & Carpenter in our own Nation; I have the more assurance to offer you this, and so much the more, as I [Page] must witness for the Authour those great sentinents of honour & respect wh ch a most effective & excellent virtue, that is to say, your own can work upon him; besides that you are one of the few that even in a desperate age inte est your self in things noble. So that I do my self but right in acknowledging my self your Honourer, & bringing these things into your Protection, [Page] which if your Candor, and usual ingenuity will not deny me, you have satisfied the ambition, and wishes of
TO THE READER.
IT will be wondred at happly by some, that in such a restles age of printing a man should decline that, which so many Court and Idolise, the reputation of an Authour, and be hardly induced to suffer his works to come into the World by another hand. It must needs be a great minde that can [Page] contemn great things. But that I should be so much concerned in the publishing of this, I cannot but give thee an account. Going about the beginning of 1649. beyond the Seas, I left some three, or four of these Paradoxes imperfect, yet such was the estimation the Authour had gotten by former things▪ and such the avarice of the plodding Stationer, that he would needs fasten on them as they were, but with a slight promise from the other to divertise so far [Page] as to bring them into some considerable bulk. Upon these hopes, some moneths after my departure, what I left was committed to the press, but as for any advance (by reason of the War in Scotland, whither the Authoor was designed in order to some publick transactions, as also his relation to the State, besides the burthen of his profession, not easily admitting such diversions) there was so little done, that returning into England towards the latter end of 1651. I [Page] found so much printed, as I had left behinde me in writing. But understanding that there was a considerable impression of them, and that the obstacle why they came not abroad, was, besides the imperfection, the smalness of the bulk, I have for thy satisfaction, been so importunate with the Authour, as that he hath built up those foundations to what thou findest. The superstructure I must confess is not much but if it be considered that without it thou hadst had nothing, I may say [Page] it is all. Nor mayest thou justly quarrel, that the satisfaction is but slender in regard of the Parenthesis of almost three years, that this book hath been printing, hadst thou received nothing but that of the Government of Women, a discovery, which haply, were it put in execution might bring us to a greater settledness and certainty of Government, in regard that Women, where they once come to govern, do it perpetually, and had rather want life then [Page] domination. This is all I have to say to thee, unless it be to tell thee that my interest with the Authour may haply prevail with him, to do that violence to his nature as to furnish thee with some other things of better consequence, though certainly we meet with an age which hath so little inclination for any thing of worth, that were it not for some particular persons left like things gathered from a shipwrack, we might despair of ingenuity, or at least that [Page] of reception. In the mean time enjoy these, and do as well as thou canst.
To his very honoured Friend, the Authour of these Paradoxes.
A Justification of the Authour and these his excellent Paradoxes.
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Paradoxes.
- Par. 1. THat an absolute Tyranny is the best Government. pag. 1.
- Par. 2. That content is but lazy patience, if not misery. pag. 30.
- Par. 3. That women ought to go naked. pag. 54.
- [...]r. 4. That it is the pleasantest life to be alwaies in danger. pag. 78.
- Par. 5. That Women ought to govern states rather then Men. pag. 104.
- Par. 6. That it is better to be lame or bed-rid then lusty and able to walk abroad. pag. 135.
Paradoxes By John Hall▪ Obscuris vera involuens
LONDON, Printed for JOHN WA [...], at the Star in Popes-head Alley, MDCL.
[Page] [Page 3]Paradoxes▪
PAR. I.
That an absolute Tyranny is the best Government.
SInce that power is the very life and essence of every Government, and those Governments are the most perfect, that have the most power, and that that power is most in tense, which resides in one, and more weak and [Page 4] faint which is dispersed among a many, since that all people hate to be Governed by their equalls, and therefore chose to put themselves under an Umpire, it must needs follow, that, Lordly or absolute Monarchy is the best and most natural Government. For if all Governments, if they doe not at first begin with Monarchy, yet in processe of time they grow up from republciks into Monarchies as into more perfect estates▪ and all Monarchies turn into Tyrannies, after a very [Page 5] little time, why may we not inferre that all other Governments are imperfect species till they be consummated and made Tyrannicall.
If we conceive that most correspondent to the law of nature, which most Nations do agree in (though in other things they disscent) and that we see upon all the Globe very few and little Republicks, but many and vast Kingdomes, we may deduce from thence, that most people, do desire to be under the sway of one, [Page 6] who if he be not indued with a supreame and unlimited Power, is rather their servant then their Prince, and it is but rediculous to thinke that so great a part of mankind, would be content to obey their slaves.
Nor doth it proceed from cowardize: for we see the old and modern Persians, the stoutest Septentrionall Nations, the Turks, Scithians, and Muscovites at this day, pride themselves so much in this Government, that they adore their Emperors as gods; [Page 7] Nor doth it proceed from Stupidity, for the wisest and politest Nations have imbraced it, and though some polititians have termed it but the privation or disease of Government, yet many more, have accounted it the only best way of rule, and that from the course and order of nature, which in every kind formes a Supremacy, as the Eagle among Birds, the Lyon among Beasts, the Vine among Vegetables, and the Rubye among stones. Nay, and Divines of [Page 8] all sorts except some J [...]suites and Independants) unanimously conclude, that all Government must bee obeyed without resistance; Now they assume, that Royalty is the only government that God hath ordained, and is pleased with (Kings being ectypes of him and bearing his name) and therefore they ought to be obeyed without resistance, and none ought to lift their hands against them. Now if none ought to bee the least disobedient, and that [Page 9] Rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, they invest an absolute power in them who they say are not to be controled, for if they might be controled, it should be for the imposition of some unjust cō mands, which if Subjects might actually disobey & cal to account, all the world would bee filled with confusion and Rebellion. But say they, Kings are onely answerable to God whose Vicegerents they are, and not subordinate to any humaine power, and above all law, which [Page 10] evinc'd, whatsoever they doe is lawfull and not examinable.
Besides, what more contrary to the ease and order of the people, then the multiplicity of Laws, litigious interpretations of them, and obstreperous Lawyers? but all this is cut off, and saved, when the fountaine of Law is in one breast, and the people may presently know the resolution and interpretation from one that cannot doe wrong. For all Law being in the King, and hee by maxime not capable [Page 11] of doing any wrong, whatever he doth must be just and right; and what greater happinesse to a people, then granting them speedy justice.
The proportion of every mans spirit may bee measured by his wishes: Now the greatest soules aime at nothing so much as at rule, and at no rule in comparison of that over men. Now if Vertue and excellent endowments, cannot be truly rewarded with any thing that is evill; and Nature never teaches any man uselesse inclinations; [Page 12] it must follow that superiority seems to bee set as a whetston and reward of Vertue. And what soul would not disdaine to governe, where hee is pounded up with servile restrictions, and limited by those who were borne to obey him. Caesar chose rather to be the first of a Village, then the second in Rome; and would not hee, thinke we, choose rather to have been Duke of one street of Florence, then a [...] Pageant to [...] the Dominion of Venic [...]?
[Page 13] Now for the happinesse of a State, what better way to it then peace, and what better way of preservation of peace, then by having continually ready armed force, which may quel every insurrection, and stifle it in the birth, and yet serve for outward magnificence and attendance upon the Prince? what better plentation of wealth, then to have a Court entertained with all delights, and glittering in all the [...]poyles both of the Sea and Mines, and [Page 14] as it were triumphing in all the productions and curiosities of Art? and yet this without Princes Courts is vainely expected.
Rome had never known Nero's golden house, had it not beene for Nero; nor the great Arch, had Trajan never lived; nor had Spaine ever dreamt of an Esicuriall, if he had wanted a Philip. And yet things are among their chiefest and lasting glories. Besides what better way to keepe a Kingdome quiet then by employing the [Page 15] poorer sort of people, upon such workes as the Prince shall either fancy or delight in? Thus we see the Pyramids at this day remaining, the fame of the place whereon they stand. And we read of the Hortipensiles of Babilon, &c. none of which had ever beene done or knowne, had not the care and noble wisdome of the King employed the people that way, who else might have sunke into Luxury, or snorted themselves into implacable enmities.
[Page 16] Besides, all the wisdome of the Politicians could never shape out but three kindes of Government, Democracie, which is nothing but dregs and confusion, and an audacious licence to do every thing; & indeed an interstice of government, rather then government. Aristocracy, when onely the nobles have the reign in their hands, and are so apt to burst into factions, that it could not thrive nor prosper any where. Aristotle indeed in his Politicks mentions some few obscure ones, and we [Page 17] know but one extant at this day. And Monarchy which is the only perfect system of government, which indeed includes optimacy within it self; for a Prince must have Counsellours, who if they were Guardians to him, and might impose their advice, what a repugnant, inconsistent, contrary thing were a Monarch to himselfe. But if the last judgement of every thing be to be left to him, and no man can so absolutely rule his understanding, but that it must bee [Page 18] somewhat sway'd and byass'd by his will, it will follow, that it is necessary to the very essence of a Prince, to have his own wil free & uncontrolable, and then what a poore thing is a Prince, if he be not obeyed.
Besides, since all particulars do ascend and dissolve into universals, there must among so many private fathers, be one publicke Father, to be the great Archetype of all the rest. And if private fathers have such intire authority over [Page 19] their sonnes; (Nay which the Romans and some wise Nations had power of life and death over their children) it is but equitable, that publicke Fathers should have Analogicall authority over those who stand bound to them in that relation.
You will say, they may be vicious persons. But their vices are only as private men, and cannot render them in their publick capacity either lesse just or lesse skilfull. Besides they stand open to the eyes and envy of [Page 20] all men, and so every little slip of theirs may be observ'd and blaz'd, which if they had beene private persons, had been as obscure as Midnight. Or put the case their vices be high and big, they seldome want superiour vertues to cloud and shadow them. For every thing being in great and high soules, excessive, it is impossible for them to keep a mediocrity in their vices, which are commonly illustriously great, and rather matter of observation, then hate or [Page 21] scorne: for the Grandeza and Gayety of them, exempts them from those poore ridiculous consequences which fall on the slips of more meane and sordid natures.
And you will say, they may be ravenous: great fires must have great store of sewell; great magnificences that cannot stoop to thrift, must stray to gaine, and who should better supply the head with spirits, then the lower parts of the same body? Besides the publicke losse is nothing all this [Page 22] while, for it is in the same Country, onely gathered into one hand, and gloriously spent, whereas otherwise it might have been insensibly misled away in amany, & Princes what they draw up from their Subjects in Vapours, they returne down to them in showers and inrich and fatten the places where ever they reside.
And in case they sometimes fall heavy on private persons, 'tis but exercising that severity which the law provides against vice, and then [Page 23] tis worke of excellent justice, Or if happily the parties be innocent and blamelesse, we should account him but a bad Citizen that would not redeem a publick Burden, with his own privat sufferings, & cheerfully resign up his estate when the Commonwealth, should either gaine or save so much by it:
But then you may object, they are Usurpers, no man envies reward to danger, and what greater danger, then for a man with all his relations and interests, to [Page 24] encounter a present power, which if they overthrow, 'tis fit they should injoy the fruits of it. And then comming by this meanes, ingages them to a great warinesse, and to many flatteries and obligations of the people, which otherwise they would have neglected. And they must also walke providently, least they leave holes for others to creep in at upon them, as they did upon their Predecessors, Withall it hath beene knowne that a many Princes [Page 25] have sweetned and disguised the memory of their accesse to Government, by making many excellent lawes and provisions in their severall Dominions, which hereditary and successive Princes (confident of their titles and strengthened by the stock of their Ancestors reputation) either omit, to doe the contrary.
You will say further, that the rayes of these sunnes will but quicken bad humours, and beget abundance of Insecta's and Monsters, and among all Monsters [Page 26] none so eminently evill as Flatterers and favorites. But I pray you will you not give people that do great things leave to injoy the poorest reward, the relation and report of them? Or in case they did nothing memorable, would you not allow them that groane under the burden of publicke affaires, so small a diversion and entertainment as flattery? which indeed soberly considered, is so necessary to allay the miseries of life, that the most unfortunate men, whey [Page 27] they want others to do it to them, do it for themselves, and pleasantly chase away all ugly thoughts and Idea's by their happie feeding themselves with a few lovely dreames.
For Favorites, will you deny them the priviledge of private persons, to make choice of their own Privadoes? or if you suffer them to make choice, will you strangle their friendships, denying a mutuall interchange, and correspondence of Courtasies? Or will you bee [Page 28] so injurious to good parts, as where you see them any where brightly breake forth deny to entertaine them? And what more powerfull provocation of vertue then the aim and design of the particular affections and endearments of a Prince, which seldome pith in any body wherein they doe not finde somewhat like themselves, that is, divine.
In a word, since the very Heathens could see that royalty streamed forth immediately from [Page 29] Jove himselfe, and that royalty is but a dull languid thing if it be clogged with the least restriction: That Monarchy which enjoies the most perfect Liberty is, [...] with the greatest abundance of Names and Attributes. And since Duality is the very Damne of Division, and the utter destroyer of all Prerogative, it is but just that al Soveraignty reside in one. And even those Philosophers, which stand most stoutly [Page 30] for the infinity of worlds doe also consent and acknowledge that there is but one God.
PAR. II.
That Content is but lazy Patience, if not misery.
THere is no one question which hath so violently tortured the Moralists, or variously divided them then that of a cheifest good, which yet, they could never [Page 31] yet so determine, but that it lyes open to further objections, & begets new doubts: they might (methinks) with more ease have considered the variety of mens complections, and neglecting the search of an universall happinesse, have affirmed that the Summum bonum, was only that which the particular fancy and humor of every man would bee pleased to make it, for so long as their temperature clime education, custome and interests are so different, 'tis impossible [Page 32] to bring them to a conformity.
Yet notwithstanding what they had resolved on this, had been but the production of a new falsity, if there had been a wanting of stupidity and drowzinesse in men, and that Fictum impossibile of content had never been imagined.
For if wee consider the severall ends that men propose to themselves: and finde most of them either irrationall and imperfect, or else unsuitable to the persons, [Page 33] we shall finde a great deale of reason to pittie mankind that distracts it selfe with so many monstrous and untoward thoughts, and many times bends al his endeavors to obtain that which he should be affraid to injoy, and many times with a great deal of sweat and industrious madnesse, devises and labours his owne ruine, so that there cannot be a greater plague to him, nor can fate more compleatly punish him then by resigning him over to [Page 34] the injoyment of his own wishes.
And put the case hee should injoy them, since he is so stupid that hee cannot wish any thing truly good, he did but please himselfe under his burden, and deceive his understanding with glittering misery, and then what better were he then some jovial madde man, who imagines himselfe to be some great Prince amidst his fetters and straw, but in case hee misse and should sit downe without murmuring, [Page 35] is not that man miserable, who is frustrated of his best and dearest aimes, and is forc'd cowardly to undergoe the contrary wants; what other is this, but as if he could not dance a galliard, should swallow downe opium, and thinke to allay his losse, but selfe stupification.
And put the case that some few men arrive at any of these dul complacences, which most do so studiously court, what one condition wants its sting and venome: [Page 36] wealth canōt make a man invulnerable, jealousie doth ever; honour cannot make a man secure, yet it raises up a multitude of enemies: fame can neither render a man more strong or wise, yet it is easily blasted, and when once it declines brings double ignomy; health may render a man active, and save a groane or two, yet at such a state it may arrive that it may prove a sicknesse; or suppose it never so constant, one poore steeletto can in an instant destroy [Page 37] it: now what one man can be easily satisfied with either of these when 'tis infected with such bitter ingredients, whom easily spoil all the rest of delight, which is onely imaginable whilst they are reall, but we love to toyl for uncertainties, and in this are worse then children, who sport in raising of bubbles and such toyes, but we are earnest in things more rediculous.
But wee'l, suppose that any of these fooleries could bee enjoy'd [Page 38] without their inherent evills, yet surely a consideration of the uncertainty of all sublunary things, might now and then suggest a possibility of surviving them, and then what more hideous misery then to have beene fortunate; and since death must either surprize all men, or overcome all men; and his stroake is as uncertaine as unevitable; what man can fully please himselfe with that which hee is not certaine to enjoy a minute?
[Page 39] But suppose a man were intirely possest of a happinesse, such a one as were perfect in it self, and he might perpetually injoy without the least feare of losse. If it were but single, and such a one as runnes in one continued current, time would make it burdensome, & repitition loathsome; for that eternity is but durance, that is not diverted by change; and those pleasures but tortures, that are not varied by sweet jealousies, or shadowed by eclipses. [Page 40] Who would not rather choose the racke at length, then perpetuall repose upon a bed of roses? What taste would not be soone weary of the sweetest delicaties? Among all the terrours of men, death is the sharpest; of all their desires, life the strongest: Yet we see Tython after he had obtained a petty immortality, grew weary of himselfe, and after a great many wishes, was very glad to shrinke into a Grashopper: nay, and for this very cause, doth an old Criticke [Page 41] quarrell with Homer, for making his gods eternall, when they are subject to the passions of men, and but masters of determinate pleasures.
But suppose this happinesse were chequered with variety, and that there would be evernew entertainment, and new diversions, this were not content, but rather a transportation: And how can we say the soul is satisfied, when she is ever labouring of new desires, and ever stroak'd with fresh entertainments, [Page 42] which if ever they come to repetition, grow much more wearisome, and much more gall and spurne her. Thus have we seen many persons great and glorious in their several ages, tyr'd with the formality of▪ their greatnesse, and willing to fall backe even to solitude and ease. Thus did Lucullus surfeit on Asiaticke victories, and providently retire to a strange and unheard of luxury: And yet Dioclesian afterwards taking the same course, [Page 43] was presently wearied of that silence and secrecie, which he imagined would have been pleasing to him, and endeavoured to returne again to businesse. Whence we may deduce, that as the most capacious souls are the most eager in their delights, so are they the least satisfied with them, and have the most violent appetitions of change; and what is this but to hate content, which is nothing but a tame slavery under the tyranny of one condition?
[Page 44] Nay, were it possible, that variety could bee endlesse and infinite, yet this variety would bee so troublesome that a man would naturally grudge, and cry on an inordinate fluxe and change, and blesse those lives as happiest, that regularly over-acted the same things, and spent every minute according to rule and prescript. And certainly hee that killed himselfe, out of a wearinesse of overacting the same things, would also have dyed on the contrary termes, [Page 45] if his life had been wafted in a perpetuall variety.
And if wee looke somewhat more nicely into the thing it selfe, we shall finde that the sluggish Name of content never came from any other forge then the dull multitude (who though they be masters of words, are commonly enemies of reason, and therefore ought to bee accounted one of those Grotesco Maximes, and willy-with-wishes, that doe so disfigure and misguide the life of man.
[Page 46] For alacke, what is it? hath it not a sound of restraint and sufferance? and doth it not rather imply a lethargy, then any actuall pastime? Joy it doth not amount unto, but rather a heavy privation of joy. It signifies rest, and imperfect acquiescence; but joy is quickned by perpetuall motion, and tickl'd with change of pastimes, and may bee content though not happy; but joyfulnesse immediately includes happinesse: Now what a contemptible [Page 47] condition is that, wherein a man must be patient without either? and how can that man not be weary of himself that wants that sweet charme, that bewitches mans life into all that is lovely, Joy? And if he wants joy, he wants happinesse; and if his unhappinesse be accompanied with ignorance, is he not I pray, wrapt up in a double misfortune? Since the plague of ignorance is the greatest that can fall upon men, the badge of our forefathers sinne and [Page 48] our slavery; and that very weight which sinks us downe from our erect constitution, into the cernuous lownesse of beasts.
Besides, content is a meere mortification and eradication of the passions, those excellent wings and engines of the soule; but joy doth both enliven and heighten them, she both stirs them up and tutors them, whereas the other mangles and fetters them. And whereas joy is like an itch, which spreads further [Page 49] by that delightful madnesse of rubbing and chasing: content meerly mortifies the minde, and so brings in a gangreen, and a gangreen is followed with no milder attendants, then cutting and burning.
But suppose you miscall happinesse content, yet were there not such a thing in nature. For as Boetius hath demonstrated, there is but one great happines, and that made up of a compleat variety of those things whose shadowes wee so much adore; and that [Page 50] no man can be happy till he be made in some measure a Deity. And how farre wee poore pismires that crawle upon this hill, are from it, let any body judge. Some Emperours indeed, drunke with their prosperity, have and still assume this Title, yet they dye like men. Nay and in the very height of this vanity are ashamed of their parasites, and consute all these portentuous attributes, by the stings and whispers of their owne thoughts. [Page 51] Nor indeed if we should feigne a reality in such a conceit, is the soule capable of receiving it. For as she hath a kinde of a circumscribed ubiquity within herselfe, so hath she a limited, as I may say, immensity: And therefore is restlesse and extravagant in her appetitions and desires, and like the heaven from whence shee first came, is carried on in a perpetuall motion, which Content indeavouring to stop, doth but in a manner stifle, and by consequence [Page 52] annihilate her. Besides, shee being a thing of such a strange capacity and wide comprehension, it is impossible that any determinate narrow thing, much lesse, some fragment or fraction of it, should be suppos'd of a proportion to fill her.
Since it is thus, it easily followes what an unworthy thing it is in man to set up his rest upon any of these toyes, and to dote upon one particular shadow in a broken mirrour, where hee cannot see that face which would [Page 53] have irradiated one entire image in the whole; for since all pleasures here are but petty frustillations, and parcells of the whole, and therefore have lost of its nature, like Christall beaten to peeces, being Opake, which otherwise would have beene Diaphanous; tis but a folly to looke after them, since we can never finde them all, or if we would, cannot unite them: I must conclude, that man must like a Cilinder bee perpetually rowled on his owne [Page 54] Axis, and as much as lyes in him avoid, to be mishapen, and squared, by the violence of any heavy flegmaticke morality.
PAR. III.
That Women ought to goe naked.
THough wee may justly incur the displeasure of the Women in asserting this Thesis, by divesting of them of all that the Taylor contributes, which is as [Page 55] much as to deprive them of the best part of themselves; yet I am sure I shall have the pardon, if not the favour of most of mankinde, or at least the most noble and flourishing part of it, youth, which are the onely judges in this case. As for those things which they call old men, I except against them, as a generation of decrepit and wither'd understandings, a people whose mindes, could they bee looked into, would prove infinitly more [Page 56] monstrous then their bodies, and such as like old Monkies, having either gnaw'd away, or lost their tayles, read lectures to young ones to cut theirs too.
But I positively affirme, that what was done in the primitive times, when our reason was not deprav'd with long traditionall customes, nor tinctured by any prevalescent humour, is most consonant to the law of Nature, and consequently ought most to bee followed. But Adam and [Page 57] Eve wee know was so farre from being cloathed, that it was the great marke of their liberty and uprightnesse, and the first brand that stigmatized them after their fall. Nor indeed did the ages that presently succeeded that, either grow up into garbe or fashion, but continued with a very little variation, and possibly what their progenitors did only with Figge-leaves, they supplied with Kid-skin aprons.
Yea, and those Nations [Page 58] who have not alienated their naked simplicity, either by commerce, or busie inventions, doe as yet retaine this open integritie, and declines not into these unworthy sophistications of Garments; as was observed in many of the Indians at the first discovery, who living meerly among themselves, and by their own peculiar customes, it is to be supposed retained most among them, of that which nature desired, to be kept pure and unvaried.
[Page 59] Not to say, that all men naturally desire to goe uncovered, yet certainly it is a shrewd suspition of it, that when the sun returnes to this side our Horizon, they know no better way to congratulate the presence of that fruitfull light, then by putting on thin or open cloathes, and frequent bathings, which is no other: but, since that Tyrant custome prohibits them absolute nakednesse, they would approach it as neare as they can, and surely [Page 60] it must either bee happinesse or excellent dutie, that they strive to performe it upon that occasion.
But in women, these desires are farre more intense, for they wee see, doe at all times uncover the part of their cheifest Beautie, as their face, neck, breasts and hands, so that they doe indeavour in part to breake that restraint which hides the rest of their glory, and to set sorth their delicat Tresses plaited and weaved with such varietie, [Page 61] their Ivorie necks, their harmonious faces, their milkie spherical breasts; and their melting hands. And though possibly jealousie may cause all these to be hid, yet 'tis but violation: and the weather, yet that is but providence, or possibly company, yet that is but compliance, for what woman is there, the beast exempted from deformitie, that could not wish that all her garments were of Lawn and transparent, rather then rich and gorgeous. For if, as Plato [Page 62] saies, soules unwillingly depart out of faire Bodies, that must needs be a curious mansion, which so fine a substance as the soule is in love with, and then I pray you can you blame the owner to delight in it, and what a torment is delight if it be shut up in one breast, and not defused into a lively communication, for all kind of blessings multiply by their devision, and what greater blessing, then a rare simmetry and contexion of feature, which can [Page 63] charme knowledge into admiration, and majesty into love.
We give to all the Vertues the habits and visages of women, and of all the vertues Truth is the best (for Truth is the mother of Justice, and Justice they say, comprehends them all) yet shee is naked, though shee love the publicke and hate corners, and is it not very fit that all the sex should imitate such an excellent patterne and mistresse?
It may be objected, [Page 64] that this would produce infinite provocations and incitements to lust: but I say not; for I dare say, that what by painting, what by the loosenesse and change of garments, what by these gaudy inventions of dressings, that flexure and fracture of gate, the deformity is hidden, unlesse to a very nice eye, there is much more fuell added, then if all went with no more mantles then Nature thrust them into the world with; Haire hanging loosely downe, [Page 65] or else carelesly gathered up in a fillet, and perhaps some little kind of cover, that might restraine the Virgin all flower, from being too much gaz'd at, and blowne upon. Nay, this experience will tell us, for Lerius avows, that in his voyage to Brazill, affirmes he had fewer insurrections among that naked simple people, then he had had among the curiosities and adulterated beauties of his owne Country. For indeed if wee consider it aright, there [Page 66] is nothing that doth so much puffe up lust, as the circumstances of rich apparrell, curious dressings, and strong perfumes, which scrue up the apprehension, and fix the imagination upon somewhat that is great. So that by this means, we know a number of great persons zealously courted to have their appetites satisfied; whereas if they were either left naked, or reduced to a vulgar garbe, they might lye fallow, or be endited for Witches.
[Page 67] But indeed nakednesse restores women to themselves; for what an irregular height doth Venetian Chippins mount them to? What Towers doe the Turkish Tires weare upon their womens heads? How are the Grecians buried in cloaths? How doe the dressings of all Nations disguise them? that they must put off their Masquine habits, or bee taken to peeces like watches ere they can bee enjoy'd; and to what other end, I pray, were they made? The [Page 68] customes of Countries are different, and that garbe is majesticke at one place, which is rediculous or sordid in another. All people have not the same conceptions of beauty; which is as hatefull to an Ethiopian as blacke to us: But once uncloathe women, and they are all the same; but the conceptions about the harmony and measures of a body differ not. And what greater right can wee doe to women, then to bring them to bee judged by one rule? [Page 69] And since every woman judges herselfe the fairest, she that would be backward to this arbitriment, would be diffident of herselfe, and consequently a Rennagade from her sexe. The three goddesses in Ida design'd to bee stripp'd to the view, & the single examination of a shepherd; and Comines will tell you, that shee was a Princesse that appearing in a Lawne smocke to bee viewed by Ambassadours, as towards a marriage, said shee would put off that too, [Page 70] if there were any necessity: For as there is an inextinguishable jealousie and emulation among women, so there is an unmeasurable pride; and pride arising out of confidence will never decline judgement: And what better way of judgement, then those rules, which the voyces of all men conclude upon? for a woman may paint a green or yellow cheeke as easily as a red; but the sweet composure and measure of her body, her thighs, breast or [Page 71] visage, limbs, she cannot alter. And how imperfectly are they to be seen through cloathes, which may hide and falsifie many things, which may truly be discerned in a veracious nakednesse.
There have two great blemishes ever laine upon this sex; the uncertainty and change of their judgements, and their inconstancy in their cloathes and carriage. And how can either bee better removed, then if they were once reduced into such a posture as they should all necessarily [Page 72] agree in, and they had not liberty to change? And I pray what other way is there, unlesse you make them all naked.
But then they may complaine, that take away their Arts and their Ornaments, they shall want of their complacency, and provocations to their husbands. But notwithstanding, they have liberty enough left them, they may Dye, or pounce, or figure their flesh, they may have abundance of cheap artificiall [Page 75] ornament from shels, feathers, and stones; and since the deeds of our Ancestors are left us for example, the old Danes and Britains may be imitated in this, for dying and carrying: And since it is fit to borrow the customes of other people, if they bee usefull, and fit to bee assum'd, there may bee seen choice of dressings enough in the one, and the other Indies.
In a word, since the Sunne, the Moone, and all the glorious battalia [Page 76] of heaven, appeare as Nature made them, since the strongest and most handsome Animalls are satisfied in their owne naturall Vestures, and the most ugly and deformed repine not, since the most delicate and Aromatick flowers are not ashamed of their barkes or prickles, which are commonly unsightly, if not offensive. Tis but an irregular and morbid desire in women, who are the Master-peeces of Nature, and of that sort of her productions, [Page 77] wherein shee is most vain-glorious, and emulous to undoe herselfe, to descend to these poore, little adulterations of Art, which are so farre beneath her as the most exquisite artificiall thing in the world, is below the most carelesse production of Nature.
PAR. IV.
That it is the pleasantest life to bee alwayes in danger.
THough I am not ignorant what danger I incurre both with timorous and severe men in asserting this Paradox: yet since it pleases me extreamly, and carries not with it the least allay, either of suspition or feare; I am apt to beleeve that all actions of this like nature, are to a wise man accompanied with [Page 79] the same assurance and satisfaction: And this I am the proner to affirme, because (according to the right method of disputation) first stating the word, and freeing of it from ambiguities, I finde that this is just a chimaera, and a notionall nothing. For if we say there is such a thing as danger before hand, it may be fear, or mis-information, yet possibly the danger may never touch us: If we consider it in the present tense, and really effected, tis not [Page 80] Danger but misery. And if we consider it in preter tense, tis past and gone. Now since all time is comprehended under these three terms, and this falls under none of them, it followes that this hath no time at all, which being inseparable to every existence, as the measure of its duration, it will be evident, that Danger is a meer Non-entity, and those that fear it, fear just nothing.
In the comparison of good and evill, wee ever [Page 81] account those evills the least, which are the leastlasting, and è contra those goods the best, which are the most constant and durable. Now for Dangers, supposing that we should grant them to be evils, what more courteous and sleight evills could wee wish for, then those that are come and gone in a minute. But dangers are so far from that, that they are commonly sooner past then knowne, but the remembrance of them remaines perpetually [Page 82] fresh, and bring every day new circumstances to claw the understanding. Nay, and such a faithfull good it is, that no malice of fortune can bereave us of, but it stayes with us in other miseries, whereas friends, Patrimony, honour, can quickly vanish, and as we can no more graspe them then a shaddow, so can wee no more recommand them then call back yesterday.
But supposing danger such a thing as ought possibly to be feared, [Page 83] since all wise men agree with the Stoicks in this, that wee ought not to be troubled for things which are not in our power, and we cannot helpe; and that the life of man is beset with such a many contingencies, which may every minut either surprize or assault us, what a madnesse were it, to anticipate our inevitable miseries, and like him in Florus, throw away our gold for fear of loosing it. ‘Furor est ne moriare mori.’ Yet since Death will at last conquer us, [Page 84] and they call it the [...] the madnesse of men hath not shewed it selfe more in any thing then in their fear of it. Some assassinating themselves for feare of assassination, and therein shewing at once an act of the greatest cowardize and cruelty (for every thing must needs love it selfe the best) that is possible. Others execute▪ themselves by lingring deaths and tortures of their feares, and so make it a punishment greater then nature ever meant it.
[Page 85] Mors (que) minus poenae, quod mora mortis habet. Whilest that gravest, and most sober men put it only inter munera Naturae, and by their frequent composures, even at the very instant of their dissolution consute the horrour of it. And if this great Bugbeare of mankind, when its Vissard is off, prove such a tame foolery, I wonder what the petty Dangers must shrink into.
There is nothing among all the excellencies of mankind, more [Page 86] shining then knowledge and courage, and both these without dangers would be dull, heavy, and unactive habits. What use were there for knowledge if we met not with the mazes and intricacies of life? and what more wise, then a present ingenuity in avoiding dangers, or a vast conduct in preventing them, or a sly dexterity in weakening them. If there were no stormes at Sea, what use were Pilots of, but talkative Burdens: but upon the first out-rage [Page 87] of a storme, they are the only things that are called upon and worshiped.
For Courage tis onely seen in danger, and without them, Hares and Lions are of equall fortitude, great souls that dare affront dangers are therein tried, and move at that time in their naturall motion, and to its own proper motion every thing hath an appetency, and therefore must necessarily delight in it. And can there be a greater pleasure to a man then for [Page 88] so smal a trifleas his own heart should inable him to conquer a monster or a multitude. This the ingenuous Ovid knew wel enough, and therefore after he had compleatly armed Cadmus, hee sayes hee had a minde — Telo praestantior omni. For indeed such minds, are like gold purified by the fire of dangers, and exalted up to their due perfection. And if Nature doe so cheerfully, even in her vegitative things imbrace every advantage, may we not think that rational souls [Page 89] have these desires so much the more stronger, by how much their Natures are the more noble.
For the passive part of fortitude, tis so far from being a Traytor to the happinesse of man, that it inebriates the minde in all calamities, and makes them lushious; nay restorative unto her. Now this without danger could not bee, for jealousie ever attends upon misery, and there is none holds fast one linke of it but he may justly feare [Page 90] for to catch another. What greater misery then poverty which threatens by flying from us, and is a negative enemy? yet Baucis and Philemon by induring of it.
And since what is not burdensome to us but light, must needs please us, and that a man is never himself but when he exercises his head or his heart, which without dangers he could not do, it is evinc'd, that wee are beholding to them, as the spritefull [Page 91] spurres, and dear entertainments of the life of man.
Moreover, man delights in nothing so much as in fame, and how can he bee more glorious then by shewing a serenity, nay gladnesse amidst so many enemies as dangers are? Or what can be more delightfull to him, then to see he is so much his own master, that he can defie all casualties, and either carelesly contemne them, or expect them with confidence.
What more pernicious [Page 92] to whole Armies, nay even insulting Conquerors, then securitie? what better means to frighten away securities then dangers? which must needs be of a very soveraigne vertue, that are a means to preserve whole Armies, and of a most diffusive fruitful nature, that when they appear least they are greatest.
Besides, rewards are proportioned unto dangers; which shewes them of a worthy, and deserving nature, and therefore many men [Page 93] have beene called the saviours of their Country at one time, for some little performances, which if they had done at another, would hardly have beene noted, and hence it is that many great stratagematick wits, have no better ways either of startleing their enemies, or retaining their friends, then by increasing the shew of their dangers.
Now what other means, if Tyrants had to possesse themselves of Guards, to bring the people into commiseration [Page 94] then by this onely pretence, which necessarily shewes how powerfull and popular dangers are, and what attendance they require (which shewes their majesty) that they whom they once threaten, must immediately be secured, for what else are guards but honorable imprisonment?
But if the shaddow, and meer representation of dangers, what is the substance and dangers themselves, when a man's in safety few regard him, many may envy [Page 95] him: but falling once into danger, tears, commiseration, releife, and that possible from his enemies, which is the sweetest of al, come unto him.
Since we have manifested, the rare use and necessity of dangers, it will not be hard for us now; to shew them of that Gallant Cordial Nature, that they closely accompany the best things, and immediately flow from our most apparent happinesses, from which they are no more separable then heate [Page 97] from light.
And are not I pray you the best things ever in the greatest danger, Purselain and Venice Glasses are the most apt to be broke, the richest flowers are the soonest pulled, the goodliest Stag, wil be soonest shot, the best Faces doe the soonest decay, the best men are most liable to envy, the richest to spoile, or indeed, what better in all the world, then that divine stone of the Chymists, yet men in the atchieving of it, doe commonly hazzard [Page 96] both their braines and subsistance, and in case they come neer an end, it is a very good escape if their glasses bee not melted or broken, or evill spirits, as Flamell admonishes, doe not through envy blinde their eyes, and spoile all the worke.
But indeed to consider the thing aright, dangers are so incorporated and mingled with the best courses of life, that like Hippocrates twinnes they both live and dye together.
What more fortunate [Page 98] then to be the favorite of a Prince, yet the thrones of Princes themselves are not placed on Cubes, nor are those Cubes founded on Rocks, or cemented with brass; there is a sword hangs by a horse haire perpetually o're their heads, and they may dye by the cornel of the grape, by a haire, by a pricke, as wel as other men, and then wher's the Favourite, does not he hold by a poor Tenure, that has no more assurance? and can he promise himselfe continuance in case of [Page 97] the change of the Lord: or suppose the greatness of his Master were constant and durant, how shall he be assured of the same constancy of his affection? or be free from that secret undermining of that vast faction and a dangerous precipitation in his fall? and yet notwithstanding all this, who would not chuse, nay, wish to be the Privado of a Prince? so that it was but pusillanimously said of him who was of an opinion, that if a Crown were [Page 98] lying on the ground, and men knew with what thorns it was lined, they would hardly take it up.
For if we will consider the principal courses of life, which men imagine to themselves will be the most pleasant and fullest of delight, we shall finde them attended with depending inconveniences and dangers. What greater piece of allurement then the company and conversation of women and yet this for the most part brings on venereal diseases [Page 99] which are the most nasty, dangerous, and worse to be rooted out of any whatsoever? What life seems more royal and magnificent then to be perpetually feasting? And yet this brings on surfets, gouts, and other diseases that make a man miserable even to his grave. What greater or more compendious way to profit then Marchandise, which notwithstanding is every hour subject to hazard, that a mans life and substance being committed to winde [Page 100] and water, two of the most uncertain things in the world, are continually, but two or three inches from destruction.
Since we have been so far in danger, it were a sin not to be in debt, since debt and danger, accompany on the other, and me thinks if a man would but consider these great enjoyments which men in this condition have, he must needs say there is somewhat in it, much more pleasant than the vulgar imagine, who [Page 101] though they think it an estate, wherein there is nothing but misery and the uttermost calamity of fortune, yet is it quite otherwise: For first, a man having past the Meridian of his fortune, sets and rests without noise, he is not entangled with dependencies, needs neither to care for publick burdens or miseries, but is wholly withdrawn into himself. Besides what nobler duty is there of mankinde, than to give every man his own, and this he is perpetually [Page 102] sollicited to, nor does he want his daily attendance and visitations, which the greatest Favourites in the cadence of their fortunes miss; nor can he ever be unprovided for, since at the utmost, he is sure of lodging and good company.
All which put together will amount to this, that since dangers are not onely unavoidable, but even consequential to the greatest pleasures, it were a madness to avoid the one for fear of the other. And [Page 103] certainly Damocles very little understood the value of a royal entertainment, when for fear of the sword hanging at a horse hair over his head, he could not enjoy himself out of that noble feast that was set before him.
That Women ought to govern States rather than Men.
Paradoxes V 5.
I Have sometimes wondred how it came to pass that the late Knights errant of Phylosophy, who have assalted and pulled down the whole frame of Nature, and rebuilt it according to their severall Chymericall humours, not sparing the very Heavens, but either Tumbling down or dislocating its Orbs, never contenting themselves [Page 105] with usual and, common remedies, but running in quest after odd Sympathetical and Universal Medicines, have among all the rest of their extravagances forgot to transfer the Powers of the World from men that have held them hitherto, into the hands of women, since a Scepter is not more heavy than a distaff, and a cap of State very near as soon made and embellisht as some headtires. Was it that they knowing such a superiority [Page 106] too cruel and insupportable at home, thought it in conscience too dangerous to recommend to the Publick? Or finding that the croaking of such Night-ravens wrought more upon many great Persons than the sound of a Trumpet, thought they, they possest in reality though invisibly, and therefore not needing any alterations? Or else (according to their manner) considered they this as a business not concerning life, and therefore neglected [Page 107] it as inconsiderable? Certain it is that those, who have imployed their deepest resveries in the Transformation of Common-Wealths, and made them such as unless men were good Angels they could not live in them, or if they were Divels might possibly be forced unto peace, there is not one of them but hath forgot to set down this most excellent and considerable peice of reformation.
Yet since we all ought to give up our [Page 108] endeavours to the promotions of Truth, and finding out of new lights, I could not be backward in so disquisitive and Restless an Age as this is, to offer my mite unto the Publick Treasury.
And therefore I stick not to affirm, that Domination and government is not onely lawfull and tolerable in women, but Justly, Naturally, & properly theirs.
First then, though some Crazy Phylosophers drunk and besotted with Aristotelism, [Page 109] have endeavoured to devance them from the same Species, with men; and others madder than they to deny them souls, yet when we shall oppose holy scripture, which makes man the consummation of the creation, and them the consummation of man, if we would cite those high Attributes the Rabins give unto them, or instance those particular indulgences of Nature, which Agrippa reckons unto them, or those peculiar advantages of composition [Page 110] and understanding which Zacutus Lusitanus ascribes them, not to mention that of Trismegistus (reputed the Ancientest and most divine Heathen writer) who calls them Fountains and perfections of Goodness; nay, and shall add to this that which must even stop the Mouth of Barbarism it self, to wit, the high estimation put upon them even by the Mahumetans, who in them place the greatest pleasures of their Paradice) it must needs [Page 111] be acknowledged, that those assertions are as irrational as may be, and consequently consonant to that Phylosophy.
And indeed this is a quarrel wherein Nature hath declared her self a most interrested party, that we need go no farther then the judgement of our eyes (the quickest and surest that man can make) to decide the controversie. For whom can we imagine to be so insensible, as not to be presently toutched with the delicate [Page 112] composure and Symmetry of their bodies. The sweetnesses and killing languors of their eyes, the meslange and harmony of their colours, the happiness and spirituality of their countenances, the charms and allurements of their Mine, the Air and command of their smiles, so that it is no wonder if Plato said, that Souls were unwilling to depart out of such fair bodies, whereas men are meer- rough-cast, bristly and made up of tough materials; & if they approach [Page 113] any thing near beauty, do so much degenerate from what they are.
This gains us our main Topick. For if the majesty or comeliness of the person of a Governour gain so much upon the people as Politicians have observed, and experience teaches it doth, what advantage have they in Magically chaining and winning of the People given them by Nature, which the other cannot obtain by Art, for who would not be sooner smitten with Tresses [Page 114] curiously snak't and built up by a ravishing Architecture then with Commodus hair though poudred with Gold? who would not adore a face glowing with all kinde of sweetnesses rather than a countenance Savage with bristles or indented with soars?
That this is a truth, needs so little Demonstration, that looking but into any story, you shall finde, even the greatest conquerours, lusty and proud in their triumphs, humbled and brought on their knees [Page 115] by some fair enchantress. This we account admirable in Alexander and Scipio that they cold avoid, in Caesar and Mark Anthony we pardon it in respect of the greatness of their other actions. And therefore if great Captains and founders of Empires be things of a more excellent nature, then ordinary lazy governours that creep in by succession, or be stilted by election, and these people have ever commanded them, and made them decline in their [Page 116] very meridians, hath not nature think we given them a Priority, and enjoy they it not in effect, though they seem not to enjoy it in shew?
But a Martiall-man, you will say, is a savage bruitish thing, a thing that knows how to run into dangers and to despise them, one whose thoughts are always at random and abroad, seldom with drawn and upon their guard, and therfore it is no wonder, if such men be easily surprised with such dazling [Page 117] triffles. But when a man tells you, that even the wisest men, have been strange doters on this sexe, and absolutely given up to them, it will change the case. I suppose there is no man thinks Solomon a fool, and it is well known, how these white Devils seduc'd him. Augustus, that was certainly one of the steadiest men in the world, one that in his youth out-witted the hoary senate, was all his life time led by one Livia, who had that great prevalescence with [Page 118] him, that he by her means disposed the succession of the Empire upon a son of her womb by a former husband, though he had nearer kindred of his own. But to make this yet plainer, age we say begets wisdom, now how general the affection of old Men is to Women needs no proof, especially the older they grow, some of threescore, marrying Girles of sixteen, and therefore it is a clear Argument of the truth of this point, and of the [Page 119] wisdom of those reverend seniours that proceed accordingly.
Besides, as certainly there wants not its reason in Philosophy, that all vertues are of this we plead for; so we may, in the perusal of History, finde as many fair and brave examples of virtue given by women as there hath been by men. Look over the [...]oul of them, and yee may easily fill each of them into a sufficient common place, where many things put down as nobly done [Page 120] by men, it may be are either bruitish, heady, or passionate, whilest in the woman things appear more smooth and temperate. Or if there be any thing of passion or exorbitancy, it is but an addition of lustre to their sex, as a blush, or glowing in the face sets off their beauty.
Now if it be necessary, that governours should be of good entertainment, affable, open of countenance, and such as seem to harbour no crooked or dark design, no men, can be [Page 121] so fit for Government as women are. For besides their natural sweetness and innocency, their talk, is commonly directed to such things as it may easily be inferred, that their heads are not troubled about making of Wars, enlarging of Empires, or founding of Tyrannies. So if we consider both what hath been said, and that even those attributes, which are to be most wish'd for in a Governour are in them we shall clearly gain what we desire: What [Page 122] greater happiness to a people than to have a Governour that's religious? Now all Philosophy and Experience teaches us, that the softest mindes are most capable of these impressions, and that women are for the most part more violently hurried away by such agitations than men are. How few men- Prophets do histories afford us incomparison to Prophetesses; and even at this day, who such absolute followers of the Priests as the women are? If [Page 123] you wish them mercifull, these are the tenderest things on the earth; They have tears at command, and if tears be the effect of Pitty and compassion, and pitty and compassion be the mother of virtue, must we not think that mercy rules most in them, and is the soonest expected from them? If you wish affection to the Country; where can you better have it? Have not the women many times cut of their Hairs, to make Ropes▪ for Engines and Strings [Page 124] for Bowes? Have they not given up all their Rings and Jewels to defray charges? Have they not been content to perish with their husbands in their habitations, and what greater love of country can be shewn? And how great would this be, if a woman lookes upon her self as the mother of her Country? What tenderness would she not have towards the people her children? When you see private women sometimes shew such extraordinary effects [Page 125] thereof, that it comes near dotage or madness. Or would you have affection to the people at home? No effect so violent, as that of women: murthers, banishments, proditions have been but small matters thence arisen, and what Tragical effects their despairs have brought, Poets and Romances will abundantly shew.
Thus were this noble sex restor'd to that right which nature hath bestowed on it, we should have all Quiet and Serene [Page 126] in common-wealths-Courts would not be taken up with factions and underminings, but all would flow into pleasure and liberty. Instead of molding of Armies, we should be preparing of masks, and instead of depressing of Factions, we should have balls & amorous appointments. So that men might follow their handycrafts, oxen might Plow, Mill-horses drive about the Wheele, whilest all this labour, & sweat should serve but for the furtherance and easiness of the Court.
[Page 127] Then also should we have no Wars, which Slectingius and Socinus argue so much, and the people pray so much against. For women, being of tender conditions, and most part of sedentary lives, would not engage in such rough employments, proper onely for man, who is onely the best kinde of savage, over whom they have also this priveledge, that they can bring forth the greatest conquerours, but man can onely destroy them. Neither for several emergencies [Page 128] have they wanted their active valour, whereof they want not their several Instances. Nay, some nations have unanimously grown up into it, as the Amazons of old, and I believe, were it not for the usurpation of men at this day, we might have seen someting modern very like them, and Sir Walter Rawleigh, needed not have been at the trouble to have fetcht them from Guyana.
Withall we know, how necessary it is in every States-man to be [Page 129] master of all the Artifices and slights that may be to gain upon them he deals with. Now if any can be fitter for this than women, I am much deceived. For what by their importunities, glances, trains, slights ambushes, artifices, and little infidelities, it is as impossible to escape them, as to go— per ignes.
Suppositos cineri doloso.
But I see a volly of Objections comming on, but yet such, as I shall easily escape unhurt. You will say they will [Page 130] be inconstant, fitter they for all occasions of business. They can turn and tack about according as the winde serves, and so will never shipwrack, whereas many Princes have split themselves and their posterity by being too Obstinate in one course. You'l say they will be proud. But what more proper than Majesty and high deportment in a Governour; without pride how should there be reverence and without reverence how should there be subjection? You [Page 131] will say they will be too delicate and gay. This is but to keep the imaginations of the people aloof, which must necessarily be heightened by such curious deceptions, which are as needfull for them, as the Arcana Imperij are for the men. You'll say they are talkative. So much the better for the people, whereas dark and obscure Princes, that either mean nothing or ambiguously leave the people in suspence, and make liberty either dangerous, or flattery [Page 132] misconstrue it. You'l say they'l be cruel? I would fain know what King, take the wisest or the best, ever boggl'd much if a head or two were in his way. And therefore why should we condemn them for what is so usually practised. And lastly you will say they are unwise. But I pray you how many sotts, and naturals, and changelings by virtue of succession have mounted the Throne? Things it may be of obstinate natures to boot, whereas women, [Page 133] cannot be worse [...] worst: and withall are more easie and supple to be guided by wise Counsellours.
We must therefore conclude, that as women bring forth children into the world, as they multiply themselves into these visible and corporeall souls, and after they have brought them forth, are most tender and carefull to bring them up; So it is most fitting, having all these preheminences and indulgences of nature, that when they were brought [Page 134] up, they should also have the Government of them. For a Potter would think it a hard measure, if after the pitcher were made, it should fly in his face.
That it is better to be lame or bed-rid, than lusty and able to walk abroad
Paradoxe. VI.
IT is an inherent folly in mankinde to be so indulgent to it self, or rather too fondly tender, that whatsoever it either commonly enjoyes, or sees others usually enjoy, that it thinks to be the fittest and the happiest, as being blindly led by example, and hurried away [Page 136] by its first thoughts whereas if it truly descended into a strict scrutiny and consideration of things, it would be easily found, that many things, which to apparence and taste are gay and wholesom, are in the use and fruition clean the contrary, and many such things as we think make other men happy, are but burdens and inconveniences to them, and such, as if we our selves were condemn'd to enjoy, we should make it part of our first wishes to [Page 137] be dispenced withall.
To go no farther for instance than the very business of Walking, and confinement to a bed or chamber, how much seems the one to be valew'd, and how much irksome appears the other: whereas if they were both stripp'd into a naked consideration, there is nothing but trouble, and a kinde of servitude in the one, and repose and acquiescence in the other. For if man were to be valued by the continuation or frequency of [Page 138] his motions, a spaniel or a wild Beast were certainly the more noble thing, and much more a volatile that is not chain'd and shackl'd to the earth, but can roam abroad in the air, and descend at pleasure. Whereas a quiet and sedentary posture of life, wherein a man is in a manner naturally disfranchis'd of forrain and outward disturbances, and wholly collected into himself, must be much a braver posture of life, and more suitable, to that high [Page 139] & contemplative nature, which his great maker hath endow'd him with.
Not that this is to be understood of fixt and painfull Chronicall diseases, which rend and tear the minde asunder, even with the body (for certainly its very pleasant to hear the stoiks direct a man not to groan or change countenance at a fit of the stone or collick, as though a mans minde could absolutely be abstracted from his sences, to which it is so straitly conjoyn'd) but [Page 140] I mean of such imperfections or weaknesses, as confine a man onely to his Chamber or a Couch, leave him his soul free and at liberty to exercise those noble functions that her nature leads her to. For to run upon a common place of contemplation (which by this means, must be strangely advanc'd) as it were not onely unnecessary, so may it be objected, that the freest and most active men might take such enjoyment, if they pleased, and confine [Page 141] themselves at their pleasure. But it is answered, when it is said that all the businesses troubles and inconveniences of life are hereby avoided, that a man [...]s safe within himself, unengag'd to any long or tedious attendances, unconcern'd in any factions ruling in a state, excus'd from all those duties and peevish employments, or to say better, slaveries under superiour Governours, they must needs acknowledg, that it were much better for a man [Page 142] thus quietly & serenely to be his own prisoner, then with a great deal of pains and trouble carry shackles about him under the meer denomination of a Freeman.
We may add to this that going in man, seems to be one of the greatest marks of his mortality and weakness, Serpents, which were curs'd to craule upon their bellies, curle and vary themselves so finely in their progressive motions, that it is no less wonder and delight to [Page 143] see them, than to behold man himself, that claims the Monarchy, walk upright, and hale one legg after another. And therefore the ancient Poets, though they indiscreetly enough attributed most of the passions and infirmities of men to their titular Gods, yet this was such a weakness and imperfection, that they durst not do it, and therefore Virgill speaking of Venus saies.
Which as a modern Poet hath english'd it—
Intimating, that even the motion of such miserable Divinities, must needs be nobler and more vigorous, than the poor and weak haltings of common man. Nor is it much to be urg'd, that nature recompences this sometimes [Page 145] in others by extraordinary swiftness, for not to say, that such are very few, and these in a manner useless, rather made indeed for matches than service: who was ever yet heard of that could outrun a Hart or a Barbary, or to make equal journies with a Dromedary? And if it should be suppos'd that they were able to do so, that were nothing but declining into the nature of those creatures, and falling back from their own worth into that Glass.
[Page 146] Besides we are to consider the means, by which men commonly arrive at lameness, and and those for the most part are honourable. For as there are but few diseases that cause it, so it proceeds for the most part either from hurts, or loss of members which must needs be from a mans particular valour, or else receav'd in the defence of his Countrey. If it be the former, what greater assurance can you have of a high and a daring soul, than to [Page 147] sacrifice ones limbs to the sence and tenderness of honour. If the latter, what more noble and generous martyrdom can be imagin'd than to loose part of what we brought into the world with us, as a sacrifice to that common mother, to whom we owe all we have, or to speak a little more pressingly, to all the interests both of our Altars and Chimneyes, Friends, Children, Laws and Liberties. Certainly upon this occasion one man may safely [Page 148] and rationally be more proud of a pair of Crutches, than another man, who hath meerly obey'd the agitations and stings of ambition, ought in conscience to be of a triumphal Charriot.
To all this we are to add, that we, by this means enjoying rest, enjoy that which all things, even to the lowest inanimates tend unto with a strong appetency, stones themselves violently rush down to their Centre, & encrease their motion, [Page 149] when they approach it; flames and fire mount upward impatient of these Unctious and Sulphureous Prisons, to which we confine them. All things tend to quiet and rest. Consider but even the nature of things, and it will be found but a mechanical protrusion, clashing and arietation of atoms, which scuffles being once ceas'd, they rest in shapes, and quiet themselves into a Body.
But to go no further than the minde of man, [Page 150] all the passions and traverses of it, are but so many hurries and tempests, and they must be calmed before a man can see himself, as waters must be smooth'd which a man would make a mirrour of.
Or if a man give himself to the pursuit of sciences; there is no way so advantageous as quiet and a serene attendance upon our thoughts. Hence it was that the Poets secluded the Muses to Mount Parnassus, to Fountains and Groves, as knowing [Page 151] that Cities were not places for any profound and abstractive meditations, and consequently much conversation an enemy unto it. Out of this reason I believe it was that S r Henry Wotton, after so many Embassies and Negotiations concluded an Epigraphe of his.
But least I may seem to speak without ground, and not out of Experience, and the [Page 152] things themselves, as many subtle and aery wits have done, whose contemplations have been rarified into such thinness, that they have vanish'd into nothing, things and actions being ever the best furniture and directors of conceptions, whilest the minde it self, towring meerely by the strength of its own notions, either looses it self in its height, or falls down out of weariness, it will be but necessary that I quote an example or two, the one of a Spaniard, [Page 153] the other of a Countreyman; the one of as little merit as he hath much fame; the other of very small fame, considering the greatness of his worth. 'Tis Ignatius Loyola, and M r Anthony Bacon, son to the Lord Keeper Bacon, Brother to the Lord Chancellour.
The first being a Spanish souldier, and becoming bed-rid of his wounds recollected that great minde of his which had been usually employ'd in war, into that fatall invention [Page 154] of the Order of the Jesuits, which as in its increase, it is in a manner miraculous, so in its discipline, it is no less. For of what profession, Physick excepted, hath it not brought forth excellent men in great numbers? How have they out-stript all other Orders in a few years, and were it not for their blinde cursed dependance upon the Pope, whereby they even wilfully put out their own reason, and that they are a sort of men absolutely given [Page 155] to the aggrandization of their own society, they were certainly to be imitated by the best Governments on the earth. But as Physitians say, that too good a posture of health is sickness, because the humours, being in Equilibration may the sooner be over-turned; and we see the most admirable inventions have brought along with them their inconveniences, so is this sort of men, out of an intended harmless society, grown up into [Page 156] such artifice and insinuation of State, that like your sutlest poisons, they work most dangerously and subtily unseen, and have been so inconsistent with civill government, that France once banish'd them for a time, and the state of Venice for ever.
For the other as he writ nothing, so his infirmity with-held him from doing much. He that could but consider the marvellous spirit of his Brother, the difference of Lamenesse [Page 157] put into the scale, might easily shape an Idaea of him, but with this disproportion, the one tower'd into all the heights of sciences, and like an Eagle was one of the first that could behold intellectuall truth, the other div'd into the secrets of state, and like a cruel Mineralist, left no vein unsearch'd. The one had a hand larger than his Fortune, for all those great offices and preferments he past through, supply'd onely his state and liberality into a [Page 158] great debt and a poverty not fit to be mention'd to posterity without ignominy to his Prince. The other had a providence so much greater than his necessities, as you may say exceeded on the other side. He was a great Transactour for the Essex faction, when they and the house of the Cecills, upon the setting of Queen Elizabeth, strove who should be the greatest adorers of rising King James. He wanted not kindred on the other side, which [Page 159] he knew very well, and so cunningly used it, that by throwing out doubtfull and suspicious words when he lay bed-rid, he got Essex house in the Strand given him at one time which, what he sold it for, Sir Henry Wotton will tell you, and also ask you this question What he would have done if he had been ble to walk. Certainly he was a man of a vast and a regular minde, so great a Commander of himself, and so much a master in the Arts [Page 160] of life and Government, that his Brother the high Chancellour was not to be blam'd, when he wish'd his infirmity upon himself, so that the other might go abroad about her Majesties service?
What I have said of this head, that is to say, of Natural restraint, as I may so call it, I believe may very well serve also for civill restraint or imprisonment, which though for the most part it be but temporary, as the other is, and assures not of [Page 161] a continuation so long as life, yet it seems to be accompany'd with more horrours and more dangers. For being inflicted by the civill Magistrate, it seems but as an earnest of some further punishment. But if we examine the grounds upon which most men are thrown into Goales, which we finde to be either for the breach of some law, or for denying to act some what against law, or else such as whose attempts have not been [Page 162] answered with success, there will not any thing so formidable be found in it. For if it be the former, it is our deserts, and we ought to submit to it, as to that which the law imposeth upon us for our demerits, and at most it is but a gentle schooling for an errour, wherein the progress of the party offending is hindred, and it may be his final ruine prevented, while in the mean time he is at leisure to look into himself, and to make use of his experience [Page 163] for future causes. If it be the second, what more noble occasion in the world of suffering, than in denying obedience to unjust commands, which certainly may assure and pacifie any resolv'd and constant honesty, amidst the greatest torments, much more restraint. For what greater satisfaction can any man have, than the fruition of his integrity though it be clouded and covered with never so much misfortune? And for the third, since it is not [Page 164] much more than the fortune of the war, and every man that attempts must needs hazard, it were unworthiness and pusillanimity to attempt if a man will not be content with the dispensations of fortune, to which we remit our selves, withall not knowing, how she in her lubricity may every moment change cases.
Upon the whole it will appear, that since Restraint is the most high happy and wholesome course of life, and that our souls which are [Page 165] much nobler than our Bodies, are much advantag'd thereby, and yet these souls, though such immortal and noble substances, are but imprison'd and pent up in our bodies, it were a very great injustice that the body should ill resent any confinement, when that the immortal soul that actuates it, is so close a prisoner to the body it self.
Errata.
For | page | line | read |
plentation | 13 | 15 | plantation |
esicurial | 14 | 13 | escurial |
he | ib. | 14 | it |
things | ib | 15 | these things |
whey | 26 | ult | when |
pish | 28 | 12 | pitch |
he | 35 | 8 | he that |
, but | ib. | 12 | by |
ever | 36 | 3 | ever torment |
ignomy | ib. | 12 | ignominy |
whom | 37 | 6 | which |
was | 57 | 1 | were |
beast | 61 | 14 | best |
desused | 62 | 13 | diffused |
aftergate | 64 | 12 | , wherrby |
carying | 75 | 8 | carving |
undo | 77 | 3 | out-do |
if | 93 | 17 | have |
after dangers | 94 | 16 | be such |
subsistance | 96 | 2 | substance |
cornell | 98 | 12 | kernel |
nours | 141 | 18 | nours, and |