SCENE
II.
Enter Eunuch solus.
He draws a Curtain where Landrey
sits bound at one end of the Table, and the Queen
at the other.
Eu.
Here sits our Beldam, dieted for venery:
And by her, her
Landrey, not surfeited;
Her Ladyship's allow'd a mouldy crust,
He stinking water to piece out his life;
Between them both they banque
[...] like one Slave
Condemned perpetually to the Burdello.
They think I know not that they thus are used,
When it is only I that use them this.
How wickedly they look, on I could laugh,
To hear them rail at other's misery.
He curses her, and she sooth curses him,
And both each other damn for their offences.
Learn ye that pamper up your flesh to Lust,
The Eunuch in his wickedness is Just.
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They sleep too long, and take too much of ease
I must awake ye, play and play aloud.
Hoboys within.
Qu.
A Mischief take the keeper, hardned dogg
Whom no distress can melt or molify,
The cruel King does not deny us sleep.
Eu.
Most gentle Queen,
I am not guilty of these harsh voiced words:
Your wilder sense hurles at me; you mistake.
I am your Eunuch one that weeps for you.
Qu.
Oh
Castrato, wast not those tear, in vain,
Come hither and I'le catch those falling drops
Which prodigally overflow their banks,
There's nectar in thine eyes, oh let me drink it.
Eu.
Tho' I be tortur'd for't, I'le relieve ye.
Exit.
Qu.
It has quencht half my thirst to find some pitty,
Lan.
One bit of bread tho it were gray with age,
Hoary and crusted with a Second bark,
Would seem a Banquet to my empty Gorge.
Oh, I am worn to nothing with this want,
Such emptiness has hunger made of me
That you may draw me on another man.
Some bread, some bread.
Enter Eunuch
with Wine and Meat, he Cong
[...]es to the Quem with great Ceremony.
Qu.
Oh thou art welcome, quick dear Eunuch quick;
Away with form and ceremonious duty:
Respect in this is too respectless.
Eu.
Oh give me leave, I will begin a health,
[...]e sips.
'Tis very good, exceeding pleasant wine.
Qu.
Dost thou deride my sufferance?
Eu.
No not I.
Qu.
Give me the drink then, I'm all flame and fire.
Eu.
Say you so, say you so, then you must pardon;
I love your safety, and its dangerous
To drink while you are hot, pray cool and tarry.
In the mean time I will begin to you.
How tart and pleasant this is to the pallat,
A Sweeter Pheasant Christendom affords not.
Land.
I thank thee Eunuch, protheo give it me.
Eu.
You'l let me tast it for you, will you not?
Are you so hasty: still you are too hasty,
Gentle sir is will digest the better.
Land.
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More, more, that's excellent.
he unlooseth his arms a little that he might feed himself.
Eu.
Madam here's for you now.
Qu.
May heaven reward thee for't, oh it is rare.
Eu.
How do you like your banquet great
Landrey?
Land.
Beyond compare.
Eu.
And you your drink.
Qu.
The Gods tast not the like.
Eu.
Ha, ha, ha, ye have both eat and drunk abominable poison,
Qu.
Ha?
Land.
How?
Eu.
'Tis true I tell you oracle,
There's not an hour's life between ye both,
The poyson's sure, I did prepare it for you;
And have my self taken an Antidote.
What say you to th'other bout now with
Landrey?
I can procure another meeting for you,
Indeed I can; think you not whoredom sweet
Now you're a dying? is not your soul at ease?
The murther of your Husband's but a toy,
A f
[...]a-biting, alack you feel it not.
Qu.
Oh Villain, Villain, Villain.
Land.
Inhumance slave, trecherous rascal.
Eu.
Goods bobes, are you at Liberty?
Land.
goes from his Chair.
How got you loose? a knife too, hoyty toyty.
Land.
Faintness for want of food, I fear will trap me,
Yo'r very nimble Rascal;
Land.
falls following the Eu.
at a short turn, & being down, the Eu.
gets upon him & disarms him.
Eu.
Oh Lord sir, you know the cause,
I'm lighter by a stone or two then then you,
Yet I am weight enough to keep you down;
Stir and thou dy'st, now sir what fay you to me?
How do you like your Princess? is she gamesome?
Did she apply her self like an apt whore
Unto your loose embraces?
Qu.
Dog, let him rise.
Eu.
Pardon me great Madam I beseech you.
Under your Graces favour be it spoken,
He is our cushion and I'le sit on him;
I do not altogether weigh a man.
As I live dead, prest to death without Stones;
Stark dead; a very strong-hearted Monsieur,
What say you to his Statue now in Ginger-bread?
It were a Monument too good for
Landrey.
But sit thee there again: Once more to you,
sets him in the Chair again,
Who, if your Poyson do not work too fast,
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Shall see more sights like these before you dye,
Your Organ-pipe's already out of tune,
I'le leave ye a peeping-hole, thro' which you shall
leaves the Curtain half open.
See sights shall kill thee faster then thy poyson.
I am prepared now for
Aphelia's death,
All things are ready, and behold the King;
Enter Clot.
sadly.
Now for my part.
Clot.
I am too pityfull, a wat'ry flux
Which soft and tender-hearted men call tears
Stand on mine eyes, and does express a nature
Too like my barer, it is now with me
Full Tide in sorrow: my
Cint
[...]ia governs strongly;
What do the wise,
Castrato, call this moisture, which presumes
To mediate betwixt my wrath and me?
Eu.
Expressions of a weak and silly nature,
Passions of fools and women; are you a man
And bear so tame a soul, such a smock-spirit?
The Distaff owns more spleen, more noble anger:
Pray let her live untill the Pages write,
And hopping
Ballatire's voice Rhimes upon you;
This will sound bravely, will it not?
Clot.
Bring her in.
Enter two leading Aph.
in her pertticoat as to be tortur'd.
Aph.
Use not such violence good Gentlemen
I'le walk a Lamb to slaughter, not repine
At any torments ye shall put me to;
Only be modest; commend me to my Lord,
I doubt I never shall behold him more;
For by the Calculation of your looks
I have not long to live.
Clot.
Confess and turn thy fate, give me to know
With what foul Monster thou hast wrong'd thy soul,
Seam-rent that holy weed, Virginity:
And ease me of a load that bears more weight
Then what my youthfull sins have heap'd upon me.
Aph.
If ever.—
Clot.
No more of that, it tends to madness:
I'le force it from thee, bring forth the tortures there,
a pan of co
[...]ls and searing-Irons.
I'le try if in these fiery instruments
There lies a tongue which better can persuade
Confession from thee, these red hot, apply'd
Unto thy breasts, shall there extract
All future hope to suckle lawless Issue;
The poysonous springs which from these hills arise
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Shall have their fountain head damn'd up by these.
Aph.
I've heard you sweat that you were poor in words,
And knew not to express the happiness
Which you conceiv'd was habitable here:
How much my Lord is alter'd from himself!
Clot.
'Tis thou art alter'd: True,
Aphelia,
That whil'st thy purer thoughts did awe thy will
I lov'd like an Idolater; I was possest
That these two twins, these globes of flesh, contain'd
All that was happy both in earth and heaven;
In this I could descry the milky way,
The Maiden Zone that girds the waste of heaven;
In this the seat of Paradise, and how
The wanton rivolets play'd about the Isle
Which puzzles Geography: All this I could
In thee my sometime chast
Aphelia
Find and rejoyce in, but thou art now
An undrest Wilderness, wherein I walk,
Losing my self'mongst multitudes of beasts
And salvage actions: come dispatch.
Aph.
Sir—
Clot.
I'le hear no more.
Aph.
Heaven will then,
And tho' it be an ear far distant hence,
Both hear and pity me: Oh my lov'd Lord,
Should but a dream work on my fancy
That you were thus to suffer as I am,
It would conspire to kill me with more speed
Then these your threatning Ministers, alas!
I'do force a gentler nature in the Steel,
And with my rainy eyes weep out the heat,
Which as it dyes should hiss it self to scorn,
For offering to contain but sire to hurt you;
And will you then, a bold spectator stand,
Smiling at what I suffer? Shed but one tear,
Or counterfeit a sorrow for my sake,
A little seeming woe, and I shall dye,
Sick of your kindness, not your cruelty.
Clot.
Oh my soft temper, her sweet harmony
Will melt me into fool.
Eu.
Oh this is brave,
A whining Cuckold.
Clot.
Whore, will you confess?
Speak or I'le break thy heart.
Aph.
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My gentle Lord.
Clot.
Ungentle whore thou lyest, I am not gentle,
Thou canst not catch me more with oyly sounds,
Speak swiftly to my words, whose whore art thou?
Aph.
My gracious Prince, I dare not call you husband,
Your actions do forbid, which write me slave
And not your equal: if to be your wife
Has plucked this misery upon my head,
Or caused in you this phrensie, put me off;
I will indure it patiently; but if e're—
Clot.
The old tune this, come come the Irons there.
they sear one of her brests.
Aph.
Oh, oh, oh, cruel my Lord, unmanly,
I'le not blaspheme, no nor think ill of Heaven;
Altho' my injuries would half persuade,
Gods are not, or are deaf to Innocents.
Drum. Enter a Messenger hastily.
1.
Mes.
Arm, arm my Lord, the Castle's wall'd about
With living Clay, three times ten thousand men.
Approved Warriors, souls of Blood afire,
That only know to do, and not to suffer,
Make head against you; believe me sir,
A braver troop, and spirits more resolved,
Life never put in action.
Enter another Messenger.
2
Mes.
Fly, fly my Lord.
Clot.
Villain it is no Language for a Prince.
2
Mes.
Then stand upon your Guard, yet that's as bad,
Drum.
The Castle-walls are made of walking Steel,
And you but tempt your death in your escape
If you stay here provok't.
The Monsieur like the god of war bestrides
A bounding Courser, who is therefore proud
To be so backed as knowing whom she bears.
So Centaur-like he's anchored to his seat
As if he had twin'd with the proud Beast he rides on,
And were incorporate with the Steed that bears him;
He grows unto his Saddle all one piece
And that unto his Horse, who thus unmov'd
Sits like a
Perseus on his
Pegassus
Stable and fleet.
Clot.
Is he joyn'd with them too?
Then doomsday is at hand, I see my ruine,
Go to the Castle-walls, and Summon them
To render an account of their intents,
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Away I say be gone: Cone hither Eunuch,
Look here's a Pislol, in whose womb lies doath,
A heavy leaden sheep.
Eu.
Would you I should
Try the conclusion here? make her confess
By other instruments her horrid guilt?
In this there's too much mercy.
Clot.
Her me speak,
I'le trouble her no further, let her sin
Be punisht from above, I'le wait heavens leisure:
Here Eunuch take thou this, it was prepar'd
For the adulterate
Landrey; here receive it,
And if thou lovest me, use it upon me;
Come shoo
[...] me thro', I know I shall be slain,
If not by thee, yet by the enemy;
And therefore to prevent the bitter scorn
Of the insulting foe, which is a death
So full of horror to the conquered;
No tyranny is like it, use this handfull,
The wholsomest weed that nature can produce
In the large store-house of her providence
Can shew no simple like it, for this cures
At once the sickness of the mind and body.
Thou shalt; I know thou wil
[...], I prethee take't,
It is not murder (tender hearted fool)
That thou committest, rather a sacrifice,
For which heaven will reward thee.
Eu.
I ne're was liker to express my self
Then at this minute; do not betray me tears;
The Eunuchs nature must be harsh and cruel;
Tho' I do undertake this deed,
Bear witness heaven it is against my will.
takes the Pistol.
Aph.
O spare him Eunuch, spare, save my Lord.
Eu.
Peace foolish woman, 'tis thou killest thy Lord.
Were't not for thee he might live long and happy;
Pray let me kiss your hand, and take my leave
Of my best, best Master.
Clot.
Do't and be sudden then—ha, what means this?
he whips away Clotairs
Sword.
Eu.
Marry Sir this it means,
That if this fail this shall perform the deed,
Think not but I will kill you, do not fear,
I am the excelent'st alive at these toys,
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Look here my cousened fool I do not bungle.
Clot.
Are these dead then?
Eu.
As sure as you live, pray ask them else,
Unless this
Eves flesh, too intense in heat,
Be lingring still behind: she's scarcely dead,
But in her dying cars I'le howl this noise:
Look Queen, here's the top-branch of all thy family,
Mark but how kindly for thy sake I'le use him.
Clot.
Then I perceive I have been much abus'd,
So has my dearest Lady, oh, my heart.
Eu.
Oh do you so? do you so?
Qu.
Oh oh oh!
Eu.
There broke a Strumpets heart.
Clot.
How fain would I preserve my self from death
Since my
Aphelia's chast, to think her false,
Not that I fear'd the soe, made me despair
Of furture comfort: Eunuch spare my life,
I will forgive thee, and reward thee too:
Remember who it is that sues to thee.
Eu.
In that remembrance I have lost my self:
I cannot strike him, my relenting heart
Erns on his Princely person; take your Sword,
But on condition
Clotaire; thou shalt swear
By thy descen
[...], thy Princely Parentage,
By the wrong'd souls of all those Innocents,
By thy Lust sacrific
[...]d, by
Aphelia's self,
Or any thing the soul shall hold more dear,
Upon receipt to guide the fat
[...]l point
Directly to my heart: My time is short,
a Drum beats within.
Quickly dispatch, resolve to do or dye,
And what shall grieve thee more then all the rest,
Aphelia shall bear thee company.
Clot.
To save her life I'le undertake this deed.
Eu.
I'le teach thee to the speedy in the fact:
Remember how thy noble Father dy'd,
Into thy bosom cast thine in ward eyes,
And view what sorrows I have heaped on thee;
Behold thy Mother murthered by this hand,
Look on this Innocent, and let her wrongs
Prompt thy slow hand to this most timely slaughter;
I cannot brook delay.
Clot.
Take thy reward.
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A Heathen and a Traytor dye with thee.
Eu.
A Christian Heathen
Clotaire if thou wilt,
Made so by thee, read that and break thy heart.
stings him a note, he stands amazed.
Clovis.
Force ope the dore,
Enter the Army.
Seize on his Royal Person, now
Clotaire
Thou art the Monsieur's pris'ner, Tyrant say
Where is
Aphelia your Adulteress?
Bris.
O my dear Sifter.
Clov.
O most horrid sight; my mother &
Landr
[...]y both murthered.
Dum.
Here lies that Villain Eunuch: Hell hound up:
Wnose hauds have slain thy Mistress?
Eu.
No
[...]e of mine.
They'r near ally'd to thee that did this deed,
Ch
[...]o
[...]ilda and a woman.
Dum.
Villain thou ly'st my sister's gone a weary pilgrimago
And for this twice five years (With grief I speak ti)
Been wandring none knows where.
Clot.
What am I?
What strange and uncouth thing?
Eu.
A Ravisher;
Aud better to inftruct thee in thy self
Had not
Corotilda been incestuous.
the King
offers to kill himself.
[...]um.
Hold hold your. Royal hand, what will
You do?
Clot.
What else but follow her? shall
Clotaire live
A Capt in to his Brother, slaved in sin,
Inthral'd in wedlock, that's incestuous?
A Ravisher, and Murtherer of his friend,
There's no way left to rid me but my Sword
Or all these ills at once. Oh my
Chrotilda:
falls upon the Eir.
weeping.
Dum.
My Sister?
Clot.
Ay
Dumain: no Eunuch she,
No Sun-burnt vagabond of
Aetiope
Tho' entertain'd for such by
Fred
[...]gond
[...];
I say here lyes thy ravisht sister, slain
By me the Ravisher.
Dum.
Hold, hold my heart.
Eu.
I forgive thee
Clotaire; freely forgive thee
And let
Aphelia do the like to me:
I bare to her no maliçe; only this,
I would not have her to enjoy the man
That had so near relation unto me.
Clov.
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This writes thee perfect
[...].
Eu.
Lend me thy hand
Clotaire h
[...]ve I thy hand;
I should have kill'd thee King, and had put on
A masculine spirit to perform the deed:
Alas how frail our resolutions are,
A Woman's weakness conquer'd my revenge,
I'd Power enough to quit my parents wrongs:
And they which should have seen me act my part,
Would not believe I should so soon prove Haggard:
But there is something dwells upon thy brow
that did persuade me to Humanity:
Thou Injurest me, and yet I spar'd thy life,
Thou injurest me, yet I would dye by thee;
And like to my lost sex, I fall and Perish.
she dyes,
Clot.
Speak for ever, speak
Chrotilda.
Dum.
Farewell great Heart,
My sister's in mine eyes, this brave revenge
Should have been mine, and not thine act,
Chrotilda,
Away salt Rhume,
Chrotilda laughs at thee,
Her spirit was more manly.
Aph.
I must weep too,
Her injuries and mine are so near kin,
That they must bare each other Company
In tears of blond and death. Brother I faint,
And my griev'd heart too long with death opprest,
Would gladly seek a way to find out rest.
Clot.
Art thou joyn'd with her too, against thy self?
Will my
Aphelia leave me?
Aph.
For ever King,
The hand of heaven lyes on me: for I feel
My inward and external injuries
Wrestle with life, in which Contention
My soul is worried by that tyrant death,
I must forsake thee
Clotaire.
Clot.
Stay a while,
It is unkindly done to leave me thus:
Oh she is gone, for ever, ever gone,
she dyes.
And I stand prating here between them both,
The fatal cause of death unto them both.
Wilt thou not break proud heart, I prethee break,
Prove not a Rebell to thy Prince like these!
It's well there is some Loyalty in thee yet,
he falls into a Chair betwixt them both
Thou art commanded by me:
Bris.
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Gratious Leige.
Clot.
Charles I have injur'd thee, and thee
Dumaine,
Can ye forgive me.
Dum.
Good your grace
Call back your spirits, think what's to be done.
Clot.
I consider well; and the great King
The quondam Monsieur, shall not deny me this:
Half of the Honours of the dead
Landrey
We do conser on thee; the other half
Be thi
[...]e
Dumaine, Charles shall be Duke of
France,
Thou of the Pallace Major: this is our will.
Dum.
Great King you are not so near your death.
Lam.
Forfende it heaven.
Mons.
Look up thy gracious Brother.
Clot.
I begin to faint,
A Darkness like to death hangs on mine eyes:
Give me thy hand
Brissac, and thine
Dumaine.
Good Gentle souls, when ye shall mention me,
And Elder time shall rip these actions up,
Dissected and anotomized by you,
Touch sparingly this story, do not read
T
[...]o harsh a comment on this loathed deed,
Lest you inforce posterity to blast
My name and memory with endless curses:
Call me a honourable murtherer:
And finish there as I do.
he dyes
Dum.
O Noble Prince
Whose fame was ver
[...] essence to his soul,
That gone, the other fled: chusing to dye
Rather then live a Prince
[...]nfamy.
Mons.
A heavy spectacle of grief and wot,
Have we beheld since our arrival here;
Take up the body of the King, and these,
Which for his sake on either hand lye slain,
They shall be buried in one monument:
And take up these: this was a Royal Queen
When virtue steer'd her thoughts, but we may see,
When we turn foes to good, to vice a friend,
a dead March & Recorders.
We sall like these, and like these, thus we end.
Exeunt Omnes.
FINIS.