THE DISSENTER TRUELY DESCRIBED.

WHat shall a Glorious Nation be o'rthrown,
By Troops of Sneaking Rascals of our own?
Must Civil, and Ecclesiastick Laws,
Once Truckle more under the good Old Cause?
Shall these ungrateful Varlets think to Live,
Only to clip Royal Prerogative?
Shall all our Blood turn Whey, whilst we do see
Men both Affront, and Stab the Monarchy?
I'm all inflam'd with a Poetick Rage,
And will Chastise the Follies of the Age.
Thoughts crowd so fast upon me, I must Write
Till I've display'd the Gaudy Hypocrite.
He's one that scarcely can be call'd a Man,
And yet's a Pious, Holy Christian.
He's big with Saving Faith (he says,) yet He
Has not one spark of common Charity.
'Gainst Reason he perpetually Whines.
Because it Contradicts his Black Designs.
He disesteems dull Morals; For a Saint
My well beloved Brethren must not want.
Soul-warming Thoughts; so warm that they did dwell,
First in the Womb, than at the Breasts of Hell.
He Flouts the Common Prayers, yet the poor Fool,
Himself, not Them, does turn to Ridicule.
He hates a Form, yet loves his dear Non-sense;
Nauseates his God with his Impertinence.
With Eyes turn'd up, Mouth Screw'd, and Monkey-Face,
He Lowdly Bawls to God for Saving Grace.
With Meen so Base, and Scurvy, as if even
His Apish Postures only would please Heaven.
And then his Sniv'ling Tone, to the most High,
He does conclude is Curious Melody.
If things succeed not as his Humour wou'd,
He strait grows Angry, and he Huffs his God:
And this, (as if God knew not what to do,)
And that wou'd have been for thy Glory too.
Then Muffled in his Cloak, Roger begins
In's Sermon, to dawb forth, Soul-killing Sins;
Murder, and Theft, and Pride, and Gluttony, &c.
Which in their Lives none more Applauds then He.
Yet if you do Survey the List with care,
You'l quickly find Rebellion is hid there.
And when he's prest to Duties for some Hours;
He ne'r puts in Obey the Higher Powers.
At Surplice, and Lawn-Sleeves, he takes Offence,
Because they are the Types of Innocence;
For that he hates, and with it men of Sense.
The Reverend Prelates he still vilifies,
'Cause they detect his Cursed Villanies.
Hang them, they Bark, come let us pull them down,
For this same Mitre does Support the Crown.
They'r the Kings Truest Friends, yet thought it good,
To drown his Kingdoms in a Sea of Blood.
They the Kings person would protect, they said,
Yes, yes, forsooth by Cutting off his Head;
And this they did Inspir'd by Zeal alone,
To fasten Christ in his Triumphant Throne.
As if Damn'd Lyes, False Oaths, and Base Deceit,
Propt up his Throne, and made him Truely Great.
As if the Devil himself that acted them,
Did bring the Lustre to his Diadem.
Nay they go on yet with the same Intents,
By molding to their Minds New Parliaments.
Some of the Great, they by their Whimseys guide,
To like their Treason, and to stem their Pride.
In other things, like methods they pursue,
For even the Sh'riffs, must be Fanaticks too.
The Judges too, they'd to their Party gain,
Did they want either Honesty, or Brain.
And when their Wheedling Tricks do fail on these,
They poison soon some Country Justices.
Then had they once the dear Militia,
They'd mount the Saddle, and make Charles obey:
Thus first they'd make Him but a very Straw,
And then at List Controll, and give him Law.
In fine, they are the Foes of Royal State,
Order is the great Object of their Hate.
Nor God, nor Men, these Furies seek to Please,
They'd Bruise the Crown, and Tear our Surplices.
They'd Ʋndermine the Churches Harmony,
And Ride a full Carier to Popery.
They all Mankind, except Themselves Despise,
Chiefly the Great, for being Good and Wise.
Some Subtile have, and some have Giddy Souls,
Some Fools, some Knaves, and some are Knaves and Fools.
These Vermine would even the best things Command,
And Suck up all the Sweetness of the Land.

LONDON, Printed for N. Thompson, Anno Dom. 1681.

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