ECCLES. XI. Verse ix.
‘Rejoyce, O Young Man,
&c.’
REjoyce, —and so I will; for
now's the time,
While I am
Healthful, Young, and in my
Prime;
While
blooming Nature sports within my Veins,
And
Tides of
Wealth around me flow,
And I can all the Charming
Pleasures know,
Which most
Officious Gold can show.
Now I am loose from th'
Adamantine Chains
Of
Poverty, and all those dreaded Ills,
The Thought of which my Soul with Horror fills.
But why should such intruding Thoughts molest,
The pleasing
Revels of my
Breast?
[Page 2]Hence, hence, ye
Bugbears, I am free,
And will enjoy my much-
lov'd Liberty,
Tho'
Musty Morals teach the contrary.
II.
How Grave those
Dons of mighty
Beards appear,
(For
round their Chins their Wisdom lies)
Who Youthful Joys perswade me to forbear!
How all their
crabbed Lectures I despise!
Alas, their youthful days are o're;
And now, because they can perform no more,
Look mighty dull, and so seem mighty wise.
It is resolved, no plausible Pretence
Shall fright me from the
dear Delight of Sence.
For why, ye Learned
Sots, from Bounteous
Heaven,
To Man was
Appetite to
Pleasure given?
Ye cannot say, 'twas for a Curse design'd.
No, no, the most Transporting
Blessing,
Of
wishing first, and then
Possessing,
Was ordered for the Good of all Mankind.
Shall I before a Table sit,
Fill'd with the Dainties of a
choice Repast,
To gratifie the
Eye, but more the
Taste?
[Page 3]And shall my
Friend, when I my self prepare,
To Feast upon his dainty Fare,
Unkindly then command me not to eat?
It is determin'd, while my
Youth holds out,
And Time is in the present
Tense,
I most industriously will try,
In
Pleasures great
Variety,
To taste the
Marrow, and the
Quintessence,
Which can be found in all the
Joys of Sense.
But when in Age, the
Palsie, Stone, or
Gout
Shall wrack my Limbs, (
which Heaven forbid) I then
Perhaps may rail at
Pleasure, like these Men;
And tho' all
Joys have left me far behind,
I'll
chew the Cudd of
Pleasure in my Mind,
And so at least in
Thought I will be
Young again.
III.
But tush—let all such hideous Thoughts begon,
I've other things to think upon;
Let me contrive the means, whereby I may
With greatest
Satisfaction and
Delight,
Lengthen the winged hours of
welcome Day,
And while away, th'as
welcome Ones of Night.
Who can describe the Pleasures, which attend
A fair
kind She, a
Bottle, and a
Friend?
[Page 4]How they divide the Empire of our Souls,
While each with grateful Tyranny controuls:
When I've all day in
Pleasure's Circle run,
(
Pleasures which only to the
Wits are known,)
At Night in
Sylvia's, or in
Chloe's Arms,
Am lockt secure from any Mortal harms.
While
Plodding Sots all day on measures think,
(If they to
thinking can pretend)
To save the Trash they have no heart to spend.
With
Women, Wits, and
Soul-inspiring Drink.
I push the tedious
Minutes on;
And when the present
Day is gone,
My Mind a Stranger both to Care and Sorrow,
Longs for the Joys of the Approaching Morrow.
IV.
Jack Wildblood come, my
Levie to attend,
Tom Ramble too—my Dear, and Bosom Friend.
But see
Ned Hopeful makes Approach,
More than half
Crop-sick with last Nights
Debauch:
Will. Friendley comes, as sure a
Card as e're
Took
Bumpers off at
Vintner's Bar.
Hah!— my two
Twins of
Clinch and
Repartee,
Are come from
Will's to wait on me.
[Page 5]Welcome, dear
Rogues, thrice welcome to you all;
Oh I could hugg you with such force,
Till my Soul clove to ev'ry one of Yours.
Let's joyn our
Lips, at least our
Cheeks,
Come, come, my
Friends, I'll not allow
A
sullen Look, or
Clouded Brow;
Of all known
Pleasures, let us loose the Reins,
And try by some exalted Strains,
To be as merry as the
Antient Greeks.
V.
Come, let us leave this Smoaky House,
And at next
Tavern take a large
Carouse;
A large
Carouse to spur us on,
To do what never yet was done,
By
Antient Hector, or by
Modern Rake,
Some Daring Action, which may be
Recorded to Posterity;
A Deed, which shall with Terrour make,
The
Sons of Midnight, wrapt in Flannel, quake.
Frightning of Cullies, and
Bumbasting Whores,
VVringing off Knockers, and from
Posts and Doors,
Rubbing out Milk-Maids, and some other
Scores,
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Scowring the Watch, or
Roaring in the Streets,
Lamp-blacking Signs, with divers other Feats,
Are low Mechanick Actions, most unfit
For
Vs, the
Sons of Fancy, Sense and
Wit.
Oh, may the
God of Wine inspire
Our
Souls with some uncommon Fire;
That when the Grapes
bewitching Fume
Has
thinking Reason overcome;
Let loose to wild
Extravagance we may
Such a bold Action do, that all
Mankind,
When they have heard the Deed, may wond'ring say,
What Men in Devil's Shapes this thing have wrought?
How could this
Frolick enter in the Thought?
So lewd, they've even beyond
Damnation sinn'd.
VI.
To Morrow, (if Tradition do not lye)
Is my
Birth's Anniversary,
Which has with solemn
Joy been kept,
Since first from my Indulgent Mothers Womb,
(
Nature's most curious working Room)
Into this World of
Jollity I stept.
To morrow then, my Noble
Friends, I crave
Your Company, to honour my poor
Treat,
[Page 7]Though Water, Earth and Air, ransackt I have,
To purchase what the Nicest Stomachs eat:
But what in
Pleasure Eating does deny,
Most
Noble Liquids shall the want supply.
The richest
Wines, e're yet by Money bought,
Or to
Judicious Tasts were ever brought,
I have procured a num'rous Store;
Wine, which as yet has scap'd the Claws
Of the Adulterating
Vintner's Paws:
But
fine, and
true, as from the
Grape it came;
The very sight on't will surprize,
And tempt as much as
Caelia's Eyes;
And if the Looks do this, how will the Taste inflame?
Of which, when each of us has drunk
About an Hundred
Healths, or so,
To this kind
She, and that obliging
Punk,
Our living Friends, remembring those that are
Stept out of Life, (
we know not where.)
Behold, you shall another show,
And 'tis, my Friends, so fine a sight,
As might the
very Gods invite,
To leave a while their
Glittering Seats on high,
To come, and
Revel with
Mortality.
[Page 8]It is a mighty
Punch-Bowl, Broad and Deep,
Fill'd to the Brim, with such a Juice,
As can in Men, half Dead, new Life infuse,
In which, what living Mortal would refuse:
To
soak his Soul, and
lay his Cares to sleep:
Round it we'll sit, and various
Healths we'll drink,
Till we have lost the very Power to think.
Then when wild Notions, fanciful and vain,
Shall float within the Regions of the Brain;
And with
Copernicus we shall suppose,
The World runs round, because our Heads do so.
When the Bowl finds an Ebb, and each one grows
So wise, his
Right-hand Man he does not know:
It must not then be said, that we,
By
Drink were overcome; for then,
We levell'd are with common Men:
Drunkenness is not known to
Gentlemen,
Ours was all
Trance, or else a kind of
Ecstasie.
VII.
Since we must part, my
dearest Friends, adieu;
But let me beg that you would not forget,
Where we to morrow are to meet.
Now
Time's a Drug, and lyes upon our Hands,
[Page 9]What shall I do? or, Whither shall I go?
In strange suspence, each Thought within me stands:
What,
if a while I study, —Oh! the Thought
Has a cold Sweat upon me brought.
Study,— What! Turn dull musty Authors o're,
And upon dusty Volumes pore?
No, no, let
School-Boys, Priests, and
Lawyers read,
And those, whose Studies purchase them their Bread.
To spend my time, I better Methods know;
For since I read my
Primmer o're,
Thinking's the thing I most abhor:
Nor have I for this Twenty Years, or more,
Read any thing, except it were
A
Song, Play, Novel, or
Lampoon.
But still I know not how nor where,
To spend this Lovely Afternoon.
If to the
Park I go, there's nothing there
That's
Tempting, Beautiful, and
Fair;
Since
Ladies must abhor a place,
Which by lewd Custom now is grown,
The
Rendezvous of half the
Mob in Town,
Where
Footmen, with the Greasie
Cook-Maids walk,
And
Low-priz'd Cracks in Masks, with
Cullies talk;
'Tis these have brought the
Mell in such Disgrace.
[Page 10]Nor are the Walks of all the
Inns of Court,
Free from this Vermine's lewd resort.
At last I've thought out where to go,
I'll to the
Play-House haste, and there
I shall a
First-Rate Beau appear.
For while the
Ladies at my
Rigging gaze,
The Envy of the
Dressing Sparks I raise;
Who oft approve of what they will not praise.
The Play begun, in Corner of the
Pit,
Close by some well-dress'd
Vizor Mask, I sit;
And Ten to One in
private League,
But she and I contrive some
sweet Intrigue:
We never mind what on the
Stage is done,
Nor care we if the
House with
Clapps or
Hissings shake.
If we have so much Patience as to stay,
To the conclusion of the
Play:
Taking a
Coach, away we drive,
To
House of Entertainment, where
The Business of our
Joys we soon contrive,
If I can think the
Nymph but
Young and
Fair.
But if her
Face or
Humour I dislike,
My Courtship I can soon give o're.
Then with the little
Disappointment sick,
[Page 11]With honest
Ned or
Tom, or who I find,
With a
full Glass, I ease my Mind,
And think of Jilting
Woman-kind no more.
VIII.
No more —
Good Heav'n, forbid the thought,
As well to live I may forbear,
As not the
Joys of
Women share:
Those
Luscious Creatures, whom the
Heav'nly Pow'rs
Made to delight us in Life's tedious Hours;
Without whom, Life a Burthen were,
How oft have I been Captive caught
By this
Nymph's humour, by another's Dress;
One's
Face insnares, and t'other's
Wit no less,
Such different Charms the
Sex possess.
For there was never yet a
Woman known,
If into Years she was not grown,
But had a Charm or two for me;
Not that a
Womans Slave I e're will be.
I can love strongly for an Hour,
As the Fit takes, perhaps a Day or more:
Did to a Month e're yet extend her Reign.
No, no, my Heart shall ever be
Open to each
new Face I see,
And I will Revel in my
dear Belov'd Variety.
IX.
How from my Soul, I pity those poor
Slaves,
Doom'd to the
Drudgery of a Wife;
Who, when they might be free, by pious
Knaves,
Are sentenc'd to Confinement, during Life.
How was the
Cheat impos'd on Man at first,
That
Two should willingly be
doubly curst:
That in
One She, I bound my wild
Desires,
And vow for ever to maintain
Love's Fires;
Tho' the first
Month perhaps the
Flame expires.
A
Bondage, far more cruel than was felt
By
Jews, when they in
Egypt's Bondage dwelt.
Increase and Multiply the Earth,
Was the first Blessing
Heav'n bestow'd,
No Bounds to that Command were then allow'd:
But our
fore-Fathers multiplied their kind,
On whom they pleas'd, not to
one She confin'd;
[Page 13]Their Appetites by Nature's dictates mov'd,
They
look'd, they
lik'd, and whom they
lik'd they
lov'd.
What barbarous Age to
Marriage then gave Birth,
That cursed Noose, that
Antidote to Love:
For were my Mistress
Beautiful and
Fair,
As we imagine that the
Angels are;
And were she so with Riches, blest by Fate,
That she scarce knew the end of her Estate.
(On slavish Souls, how strong these Charms would move)
'Tis own'd, I would enjoy her, might we be,
As we were born, and as our Thoughts are free:
But if
she never must be mine,
Unless her
Hand in
Holy Rites I'd joyn,
By
Heav'n, the
Gilded Baby I'd resign.
I hate 'bove all things to be Bought and Sold,
And would not wear a Fetter, tho' of Gold.
X.
The Thoughts of
Marriage, how it turns my Brains,
Which Thousand Mischiefs for one Good contains;
Fit only for the Plodding Sot,
Who cause his Sire in Wedlock him begot,
Therefore he'll follow in the same dull trott:
[Page 14]Or those
tame Fools, who every day by turns,
Are blest with
Gilded, or
ungilded Horns.
But see, to chase these Thoughts away,
In a loose
Dress, just like the
Queen of Love,
My
Mistress hither does her Footsteps move:
Cosmelia Wanton, Careless, Young and Gay,
Come to my Arms, of all thy
Sex, the best,
And let me kiss thy
warm and downy Breast;
In killing Raptures I'll thy
Wast entwine,
And strive to joyn my very Soul with thine.
I fell soft
Love is creeping in each Vein,
I cannot one short Minute more refrain,
So strong the Passion is, so fierce the pain.
Come then,
Cosmelia, to my dark
Alcove,
And in the most endearing Pleasure prove,
That none but such as we know how to Love.
XI.
Shes gone—but yet my
Transports are not o're,
I
hug her still in
Effigie;
And tho' she's fled, her Image still I see.
Divinest Creature, whose
Embrace,
I still above all Earthly
Pleasures place:
Which when with thee compar'd are Spiritless & Poor.
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Boy, bring a Bottle of the
choicest Wine,
Such as the
Gods drink, when they would discourse
Of their
Intrigues, and high
Amours.
For in the Amorous Combat, I have lost
Some Spirits, which must again recruited be;
Tis as I wisht, a
Liquor half Divine,
See in the
Glass the
Atoms dance and shine.
No mortal sure can of more
Pleasures boast,
For
Wine and
Women do by turns supply
The Cravings of my Appetite.
Where is the Man that is more blest than I?
While all my Hours I spend in soft Delight;
I laugh at all those Pious Fools,
By
Priest-craft cheated, lead their Lives by Rules.
XII.
What ails me?—sure I am not well,
My Thoughts are on the sudden grown
Tumultuous; yet the cause I cannot tell,
A sullen
Damp has seiz'd my Soul,
And I'm uneasie whilst alone.
What can it be, which thus destroys
The Relish of my former
Joys?
[Page 16]And makes me with a strange Affright,
Remember former past
Delight:
I think I'm not
Bewitch'd nor
mad,
What then should make me now so sad?
Perhaps 'tis
Conscience, with her
croaking Voice,
That in my Breast has made this mighty Noise:
The Name I've often heard, 'tis true,
But ne're till now its Office knew.
If it be that which thus does howl,
I'll quickly silence her
unwelcome Chat,
And
Wine, and
Company, and
Play,
Shall chase the
Evil Spirit away:
I'll hear no more her canting Stuff.
But if she does me to the
Tavern follow,
While I large
Brimmers swallow:
If she'll be brib'd, she shall have
Wine enough.
Troublesome
Fiend, such Michiefs to create:
But 'tis resolv'd, if thy tormenting Clack
Can silenced be, or laid asleep,
Store of the strongest
VVines thou shalt not lack;
While I without thy noise will choicest
Pleasures reap.
XIII.
All will not do, I find 'tis but in vain,
T' appease this new rais'd
Hurricane.
The more the Storm I strove t' oppose,
The higher still the Billows rose;
Nor would the
Fiend be quell'd,
Tho' I
tall mighty Bumpers fill'd:
Nor will her Noise be overcome
With all the
Wine in
Christendom.
I am alone,
Dejected, and at home.
And now it more outragious grows,
Fain would it speak, what yet I fear,
Would not be grateful to my Ear.
Am I a Coward? Shall it ere be said,
I of a
puling Conscience am afraid?
Speak then, if such thou art; I bid thee speak,
And all thou lab'rest with, disclose;
I'll freely bear thy
Whip, thy
Sting, thy
Check,
Tho' what th' Event may be,
Heav'n only knows.
XIV.
In a grave Tone his
Conscience then begins;
Mistake me not,
young Man, I was not sent
To be your
Plague or
Punishment;
But as a
Monitor to warn you of your
Sins:
And not been
vicious, vain, or
lewd;
From me no Trouble you should e're receive:
'Tis you the
Whips and
Axes give.
And I who was your
Counsellor design'd,
A kind of
Executioner you find:
The
Strokes and
Lashes which you feel
From me, were order'd all by
Heaven,
To be in
Love, not
Anger, given;
To make you think of that, and not be fond of
Hell.
XV.
Think not the Word a
Bugbear made by
Priests,
Or craftily invented by some
Law,
To keep the
Headstrong Multitude in aw.
I know how much you, who would
Wits be thought,
Into Contempt all serious Things have brought:
Religion serves to make you thousand Jests;
And when your Heads with
Wine are full,
Too oft the
Majesty of Heav'n you
ridicule.
Think you his
Justice will for ever sleep?
Such
vile Affronts will he for ever bear,
From
crawling Dust and Ashes, as you are?
'Tis very strange that you should disbelieve,
The Being of a
Place, which ev'ry Day
[Page 19]You wish, in
Oaths and
Curses, would receive
Your
Souls and
Bodies. But your ready Plea
Is that,
They're only words of course, which slip
Sometimes between the Cup and Lip;
And that you hope of such Mistakes,
That Heav'n at all no notice takes.
But let not
Sin too long deceive,
And of your
Noblest Faculties, your
Soul bereave:
For as you sow, the very same you'l reap,
And
Vengeance will be sure, altho it seem to creep.
XVI.
Are you so sworn to
Company and
Drink,
As not to find
One leisure Hour to
think?
But that you cannot, nay you dare not do:
Your Mind would find you then, and represent
Your
Crimes in
lively Colours, to your view.
For when the
serious Thoughts approach,
You stifle 'em in
lewd Debauch.
But since I find you are dispos'd to hear,
Pray let me whisper something in your Ear.
XVII.
Can you suppose, or did you er'e believe,
You were for nothing else design'd,
Only for
Pleasures sake to live?
[Page 20]And taste no
Joy, but what in
Sence you find?
If so, then ev'ry
Brute you view,
Is happier by far than you;
They have no
Love nor
hatred, Joy nor
Sorrow;
Nor have the
anxious Thoughts about the
Morrow.
Many than
Man have Lives of longer date,
Their
Senses too are far more delicate.
No no, above the
Beasts you're lift in Thought,
Tho
Vice has
Man below their Order brought.
If for some higher end you were assign'd,
Call up the
Noblest Powers of your
Mind;
Act first your
Reason, humbly then believe,
And let your
Passions on new
Objects fall.
But oh in vain, in vain I call,
The
Soul is buried down so deep in
Vice,
It has no Power to act, no Power to rise.
XVIII.
Accursed Vice, —what
Magick dost thou use,
That
Man should thy hard Service chuse?
How willingly he labours for his Ruin,
And Toils and Sweats still for his own undoing.
How strangely some
Iniquity have plow'd,
Forc'd to make
Brick, when
Straw was not allow'd.
Tho all the Wages in this Life she pays,
[Page 21]Her
Slaves, are
Pain, Want, Poverty, Disgrace;
What
Tortures in the other Life they feel,
No Thought can guess, no Tongue can tell.
Could we survey the Mansions of the Dead,
How many Millions should we find,
Whom
Lust, Intemperance, Revenge, and
Pride,
Thither in Blooming Years have sent—beside;
The Living here in
Magick Chains are led,
That they no Mischief see, and will be blind;
And from their
Lethargy, not thousands wake,
Till they are plung'd into the
Burning-Lake.
XIX.
All I have said,
Young Man, will be in vain,
If still your Prejudice you will maintain
Against
Religion; and believe
It is a Trick invented to deceive,
What with it cunning Men have done;
(Which Juggles Mouths of
Atheists serves to fill.)
It does not therefore follow still,
That there is no such thing at all:
Its Principles examine, search its Rules,
Which when impartially weigh'd, you'l own,
Those who its Dictates slight, are very
Fools.
[Page 22]Commands it any thing, but what we must
Confess for our own good, is just?
If to be Temperate and Chast,
And not the
Oyl of Life, on
Wine and
Women wast;
Be not by far to be preferr'd,
Than running blindfold with the vicious Herd;
Let
Folly take the Chair, and
Sense and
Reason fall.
XX.
Besides, forbids it any thing,
But what to
Body, Soul, or
Name,
Does Ruin and Destruction bring?
On
Vice Diseases do themselves entail,
Which first or last, to visit will not fail.
Gouts, Palsies, Dropsies, do the
Drunkard rack,
Nor wants the
Letcher Pains in
Shins and
Back.
How much disturb'd do the
Revengeful sleep?
And with what Fear to
Gold do
Misers creep?
Vice ever to it self uneasie was,
While
Vertue's always calm, and still the same.
These are the Roads of
Infamy or
Fame,
And you are free to chuse which Path you please.
XXI.
But above all, think, should you still go on,
And
Vice by Custom be habitual grown;
And End at last will come, and then you'll wish
You ne'r had cry'd to my Advices, —
pish.
You're young, and
Youth will quickly slide away:
Nay,
Death perhaps may find you, ere this Day
Give place to Night▪ think then, with Horrour think,
What the Event will be: — and do not cherish
The Thought, you die just like the Beasts that perish.
No, no, above, there will a
Judgment pass,
On all the Actions here you've done:
The
Judge will not be
brib'd, and I'm no less
Against you than a
thousand Witnesses.
When it is prov'd how much you've broke the
Laws,
Where is your
Advocate to plead your
Cause?
But yet, dear
Youth, as yet 'tis not too late,
Repent—with
Shame, with
Horrour, and
Regret,
On your past
Life look on, and never more,
No, not in
Thought, act former
Vices o're.
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Heav'ns blessing crave each Morning when you rise;
Without it venture not to close your Eyes.
Be
Temperate, be
Chast, be
Just, and
Wise,
This
will a Heav'nly Mansion for you get.
But above all, do not this
Rule forget;
Repent betimes, before
your Sun of Youth, is set.
FINIS.