TABACCO Artis poeoniae decus.
PErvsing twoo seuerall Discourses, lately putte downe by twoo singular exquisite learned Physitions, Con and Pro, touching the nature, vse and operation of our multum magnifico, lately recepted Indian Tabacco: The one of them, bitter, inuectiue, and patheticall against it: The other, milde, modest, and apologeticall for it. And finding them both in effect, and greatest materiall pointes to concur, only differing, and dissenting, in trifling toies, and tearmes, triuiall: I could not hold, but somewhat admire their serious dispute, De lana caprina. For in good sooth who wots not (trow you) that euery poore simple in Phisicke, as all other matters elsewhere of good worth, and greatest esteeme, ( Per inscitiam ac in curiam) may lewdly be abused. Now, forasmuch as: Scholam medendi, mutua concordia deceat, vt hanc litem [Page] quodammodo [...], I thought it not amisse, Pro meo m [...]dulo, to insert herevnto my censure of proofe, and that also, so much the more willingly, inasmuch as I am not Prosopoleptes, any way partially affected, neither yet, tam astergus sencelesse, to conceale mine indebted, and deuoted affiance vnto that famous, and renowned Tabacco, for it rare, and manifold demerits. By fortunate vse whereof, not only diuers gentlemen, elsewhere generally, but my selfe likewise, principally, and particularly, haue receiued such admirable graces and helpes, as may not in any wise, without impious ingratitude to God-ward, and the like iniurie, to the hearbe it selfe, be either smothered vp in obliuion; or else, buried, ( amnestia quadam perenni, quod absit.)
The commendation and vertue whereof may easily be discouered by these two speciall meanes and markes, Nempe,
- Skill.
- Square.
The former of them is collected and gathered by
- Reading
- Reason.
The other is approoued and confirmed by
- Practise
- Demonstration.
Termes (I confesse) quaint and conceited, yet not farre vnfit, pro materia subiecta, vt sequitur.
And here, by your fauour, Prima etiam fronte, before I proceede any further to my purpose, I am seriously & friendly to forewarne all forward Tabacconists, that [Page] of purgatiue medicines, Some are compoundes: Others are simples.
- Electuarium Indum:
- Electuar: de succ: ros:
- Diaprunis
- Diacatholicon
- Diaphaenicon.
And many such like, of that crew
- Scammonie
- Stibbium
- Colocynthis
- Lawrell
- Saena Alex.
with some others of that sort
Vnto this latter Rancke I doe associate Tabacco, as one like, both in Nature and Qualitie.
Now let me tell you by the way, that all these, and euery of them in it selfe, whether it be compound, or simple, is indued with some one malignant quality or other, and that same also otherwise praedominant and pernicious, vnlesse in compounds, by mixture, it be reformed: or in simples singularly wel restrained and curbed, algates portending and intending, Non tam redimendam, quam dirimendam sanitatem. Wherefore vigilant circumspection must be had, that Tabacco be handled considerately and respectiuely, not, phanatically, phantastically, insolently, excessiuely, and wantonly, as some humorous, pragmaticall, Iocodocians [Page] (vaine and [...]) vse to doe, whose noses are like vnto Mount Aetna, their mouthes and lippes (as it were) th'out-brust of Pluto his hellish smoake, flying, and flashing about their faces, with euery Huffe, Snuffe, and Puffe, spitting out their owne folly, to the great offence of many. I dare not theere presume in this point to limite vnto Tabacco and Tabacconists, any exact Doses in weight, or measure▪ but will remitte that matter to Discretion, to be receiued, by graine, scruple, or dragme, according to the list and capacitie of the taker.
And now forward to my purpose.
Skill
- Reading.
- Reasoning.
Praesuppose some small reading in me to haue preceeded.
Then my reason shalbe drawne and deriued from the
- Substance of Tabacco.
- Qualitie of Tabacco.
- Condition of Tabacco.
First, Whose Essence and Substance, cannot rightly be termed bad or base, but ought truly to be accounted pure and precious, by vertue whereof, in maruelous operation, mens bodies and members are deliuered [Page] and cleered from innumerable, and those also most grosse, taedious, dolefull, and desperate maladies. Contraria contrariis curantur.
Second, Whose Qualities of high degree, scilicet, in exiccando celebritèr, & in aperiendo celeritèr, do mightily and mainely worke change, and reforme all the enormities in our queasie bodies; The head, from destillation: The leights, from straightnesse: The liuer, from obstruction; and consequently, all other our principall partes, from infinite diseases, and grieuances, vt nihil supra: All which effectes, do sufficiently argue, and declare the admirable and powerful force and dignitie thereof.
Third, Whose Condition and propertie (doubtles) most milde and comfortable to mee, dooth leaue behinde it, in my mouth (taken by pipe) a certaine sweet fragrant moisture, Referens mellitum quid, not much vnlike the pleasant deaw on oken leaues, in prime of Maie, wherevppon Hony-bees, at that time, do most commonly and comfortably feede.
Then, to pretend, that by smell and taste, our sense is offended by Heate and drieth thereof, Radicall moisture is exhausted, concoction hindred, propagation decayed, poyson and venome into mens bodies infunded, and melancholy bredde and encreased, are meere nugations, and yet grieuous imputations, and great indignities offered to that innocent Tabacco, admitte such accidents doe happen by the immoderate and inconsiderate vsage thereof: Vitium est hominis, non artis nec herbae.
[Page]For, whosoeuer list without preiudice, to make faithfull triall thereof, as my selfe haue doone, shall easily finde, feele, and confesse, without impeachment, that it is: Absque omnifarragine.
In
- Essence, commendable.
- Smell, comfortable.
- Taste, tolerable.
- Vertue, forcible.
- Effect, most admirable.
Ecquid amplius?
So that euery discreet person without al suspition of
- Deleterion,
- Anodinon,
- Stupifaciendi,
- Inficiendi,
- Horroris, aut
- Offendiculi,
And euery other considerate man and woman, &c. of
- Highest degree.
- Finest graine.
- Sharpest sence
May safely without danger, I say (not feede,), smell, touch, taste, and take, of our renowned Tabacco, without annoy: By it, ( Certes,) all superfluous redoundant moisture in mens members, are wonderfully drained, & drenched, obstructions reserate and opened, paines, surrances, and grieuances, maruellously appeazed; melancholie, and such mad humors, neuer a deale the more, supra modum, augmented.
[Page]I am neither Pary the French conceited, (as a boggle or a Bug-beare) Antipatheticè, to feare & abhorre it, neither yet: D. T. English Metamorphosed, Sympatheticè, to feele and confesse so much defect, by one daies want of it. But Vt ingenuè referam: Nec inficias eam; Ego sum, qui sum, [...], Tamaegomet sum rigidus inclytae Tabaccae, satelles, vt existimem herculè ac credam, (me Iudice) there is not any one simple vnder the Sunne, worthie to stand in Moode and Figure, with this our noble Tabacco, neither yet, in any paralell, or degree of comparison, (yeelde all due complements vnto it;) neither is there any other hearbe else (in my conceit) in Orbe, aut per Orbem, (all Circumstances obserued) whereof, & by which, discreet Physitions may make to themselues, more, or the like gaine and commodity be it by fume, infusion, syrup, electuarie, or by way of extraction, Experto crede Roberto.
And yet by your leaue (ne nimium efferam) semper excipio Platonem, I do confesse without disparagement vnto Tabacco.
That there is one transcendent medicine, Supra Solem, most Soueraigne in maiestie, and powerfarre surpassing this our Tabacco, and all hearbs else: Whose praise is in the Prophet saying:
[Page]And thus farre concerning the word Skill, founded and formed vpon Reading and Reasoning.
Square
- Demonstration.
- Practise.
- Proofe.
Square consisteth vpon foure Mathematicall dimentions.
- Motiue.
- Affect.
- Effect.
- Rule.
- Motiue, Containeth th'opportunitie, occasioning me, to admit it.
- Affect, Declareth th'infirmities which forced me to frequent it.
- Effect, Sheweth th'alterations, strangely performed in me by it.
- Rule, Setteth downe the maner and fashion, how rightly to vse it.
- By the first you see, how dainty I made it before I durst receiue it.
- [Page]By the next, you may learne in what plight I was, before I did practise it.
- By the third, you may vnderstand, how much I am amended, by operation of it.
- By the last, you may know, how safely and fruit fully to handle it.
And heere by the way, omnis facessat in
- aliis inuidentia.
- meipso arrogantia.
One particular true strange experiment, well tried in my selfe.
Giue credite, as shall seeme to your selues best, and make triall, as you shall finde cause and occasion.
Now, whether Tabacco do purge, Electiuè, aut promiscuè, one, or more humors at once, by chance, or by choise, per se, aut per accidēs, Qualitate manifesta, aut Virtute occulta, à contrarictate substantiae, aut similitudine naturae: [Page] These Questions I leaue, as not pertinent ad nostrum institutum, vnto the discusse and determination of greater Clerkes. And moreouer, why some men do affect it, Per sympathian, (vt qui pica laborant) louingly, and longingly: And why others contrarily, do flie, hate, & abhorre it, per antipathian, as the Bird the Kite, the Mouse the Cat, the Beare the Ape, the Lion the Mouse, the Horse and the Bull, Ape and Cat, Pathetically, and maliciously, I wot not. But, my selfe (I say) without all vagrant affection, do embrace, praise, and recommend it, for that thereby, chiefely, taken by pipe, I haue receiued exopted health, rarely, speedily, and perfectly.
Thus to the Square, and first to my Motiue, and other reportes.
Motiue.
THe first sunday, after Twelftide, now foure yeares past, a certain godly graue preacher, being at my house, and making him readie, that morning, I fortuned to salute him in his chamber, taking a Pipe of Tabacco: who eftsoones, earnestly intreated, and at length with much adoe, enduced mee, to harpe vppon his instrument, Ad vnum vsque aut alterum simplicem haustum, wherevnto I assented, but disdainfully.
[Page]Againe after a pause, resorting to his Lodging, I hapt to finde him doing as before: Then hee demaunded mine opinion of Tabacco. And hearing of no dislike from me, he importuned me most instantly, to trie some few sippes more, wherevnto I yeelded, yet very scornefully. Affirming withall neuerthelesse, that it seemed tollerable, and might prooue no lesse profitable (doubtlesse) not onely, to many others, but to my selfe especially, (circumstances considered,) I being a Man, leane, feeble, full of defects, and infirmities, full of sleame and rheumaticke humidities; if euer it prooued profitable for any manne vnder the Cope of Heauen, comparing my selfe, in that daintie conceit, vnto a Madde Dogge, (and no better,) whose propertie is, to shunne, flee, and refuse, the fresh running waters, his principall and chiefest comfort. Then, after Seruice and Sermon done; at dinner time, in company of diuers good merry Gentlemen (my friends,) I hapt to forget my selfe a little, in eating and drinking, somewhat beyond my wonted measure and manner, expecting nothing more consequent, then due deserued torments, for that same daies delight. And at supper, finding my self vnfit, I did of purpose abstaine, (for it needed not) but yet I conueighed ouer frankely, and freely, a good cup of sacke. Since which my first acceptance of Tabacco, vntill this instant, I protest I neuer felt any more of any my former pitiful and painful greeuances; And those manifold and dolorous of me, 50. yeeres space, & aboue, discomfortably endured. And for further testimony [Page] hereof, How, in the state of my body, it fared with me many yeeres at Oxford, in the time of Maister D. Marbecke, where I continued Multum diúque Valetudinarius, I appeale to his report and others that do know, Quod non mentiar.
Affectus.
ABout twelue yeeres of age, by meanes of a moist shirt, I was so dainly cast in Ptysin, [...], the ptisicke and straightnesse of breath, with a continuall destillation from head to lunges, encreasing daily, and hourely more and more: till, in the ende, I was constrained to change my studie, from Diuinitie, vnto Phisicke, for healths sake; yet for all mine owne painefull labours, and all other friendly helpes, euen of the best learned Phisitians in our time, I preuailed not, to any purpose, or effect: So that, I became dwined & pined, & finally, brought to such a pickle of leanenes, and feeblenes, throughout all the region and limmes of my body, that I could not ride foure mile end-way at any time, but incontinent, I became bed-rid for six daies space after; insomuch, as I was scarce able to walke ouer mine owne chamber, without some rest, or staie. Neither could I receiue any drinke at any [Page] hand, were it Beere, or VVine, hote or cold, neither yet the very common aire at my mouth, but that immediately, I should be forced to cough, reach, striue, straine, and toile my selfe laboriously, and most lamentably, Ad vsque sudorem & dolorem non vulgares. Moreouer my meat, by the space of xiiij. yeares next before the taking of Tabacco, commonlie neuer staied with mee much aboue one quarter of an houre, or an half houre at the most, (and yet I durst not forbeare my meate vtterly, lest I should haue disused Nature:) And then, after a little slumber, at my first lying downe, I reiected my supper continually: Insomuch as, I was forced euery night in bed, to receiue a draught of warme posset Ale, for to loose it with ease. Then moreouer, after my first sleep, about 12. or one at midnight, lo, I did vsually cough, with euery drop of sweate vpon my bodie like a Bell, that euen fountaines of blood would spring from my nose, and streames, or streikes of blood likewise issued from my lungs Empyematicè, in spitting & streyning, together with a shortnes of breath, sorenesse of breast, and a generall faintnes throughout all the chest, and region of my bodie and limmes, in such sort, that I did seeme vnto most men, destitute, and depriued of all earthly comfort. And, as I may speake it, to be Nec animans, nec amans, both liuelesse and loueles, fearing and suspecting, not alitle, for diuerse yeares together, the vtter ruine and decay of all the seruiceable partes of office within mee; the head, lungs, liuer, and such other praedominant members. Neuerthelesse ( vt verum fatear) since the first taste of [Page] Tabacco, all those formerly most pittifull and painefull affections, are vanished and departed from mee, miraculously, cleerely, and vtterly, I praise God: So that from the first day I receiued this noble Tabacco, vntill this houre, I neuer felt any of those former grieuances any more, neither yet shall heereafter, I trust, through good guidance. Yea further, will you haue me to tell you ingenuè, merily, and vnfainedly, a truth? Lend mee your eares alittle while, not long. The first night that I tooke Tabacco, being demaunded vppon my waking, how I felt my selfe; I did directly aunswer: That me thought my breast was slitte, clouen, and diuided, (as it were) from throate to nauill, and I my selfe at large happily redeemed from captiuity to liberty, from sickenesse to health, from paines to delight, from continuall discouragement, to comfort and consolation: And so it seemes to mee still, God wottes, Wherefore, Lauda anima mea Dominum, and all that is within me, praise his holy name.
Effectus.
TAbacco, in my conceit, dooth, not onely open and dry, Ratione caliditatis & siccitatis, but also, suapte virtute, dooth purge and expell, quicquid [Page] noxium, mightily and mainely. To giue you an instance or example in my selfe; In processe of weekes, well I wot, it hath forced out of my braines, through the great middle Suture of my scull, at an emunctorie, not much aboue the toppe of my eares, by times, more yellow, bitter, corrupt, choloricke moisture, I am sure, then three gill cuppes could containe, before it left that course of purging. This humour was the primarie and principall occasion (as I take it) of all my former inueterate fluxes and destillations, dropping from the head downeward, infecting the leights, and forcing withal, intolerable sorenesse, ptisicke, and many other such inconueniences, of the like graine and grime, sustained of me, by the space of seauen and fiftie yeeres continuall, and more. Now all these accidents notwithstanding, (blessed be God for his mercy, in the meanes of mans health) euen since the very first assay of Tabacco: There hath beene, and yet is, quietnesse in my head, comfort in my stomacke, liberty in my lungs, strength and agility in my limbes, ( [...]) perfection in my liuer, rest in my bones, and in vniuersa carne mea, sanitas. Finally, al the powers and faculties within me, be they Naturall, Vitall, or Animall, are so refreshed, and reuiued, that nowe beeing three score and nine yeeres of dayes compleate: my minde and body both, are made apt, nimble, and actiue (neuer better erst) for studie and trauell, fitting and conuenient. The Lord be praised.
Rule.
AT the first brunt, sending to Durham, for some of this geere, to worke withall: two Tabacco pipes miscarried by the way, which might portend aliquod malum, (Nam in primo limite titubare ominosum:) Sending againe the second time, I spedde: Then Bonis auibus, I entertained Tabacco into request, and made triall of it actiuelie, as followeth. The first weeke, euery day once, I took one pipe only at a time; The second weeke, euery other day, one pipe onelie a day; The third weeke, euery third day, one pipe onlie a day: The fourth weeke, once only, and so forth, weekely, monthly, or quarterly, as occasion. The maner of my vsage is thus; being a man leane of constitution and feeble, earely in the morning, being made ready, and my throate, lungs and stomach, scoured, by hauking, reaching, coughing, and spitting: Then I take my pipe of Tabacco, sitting close by a warme fire, the space of halfe an houre and more, vntill the giddinesse and swimming in my head be past, and the medicine also haue done it feate: then I vse to gargle my mouth with a cuppe of beere, well warmed with a toste. After that I receiue a good cuppe of Sacke. By meanes whereof, Tabacco, being, as it were, reuiued, nam vinum vires auget, beginnes afresh sensibly, to visite and salute, head, stomacke, breast, fingers, and feet, for a prettie season: And when all those stormes, and stowers are ouer-shot, then doe I feele my selfe [Page] light, and liuelie vnto any competent exercise, forbearing neuertheles, both meate, and common aire; keeping also within my chamber some two or three houres at the least, lest I should either hasten appetite too quickly, or else, catch some cold disorderly, all the pores of my body lying open & apt to harme, through the vehemeut operation and force of the foresaid Tabacco. Now, if this be true, as true it is, (et ipse luce clarius) that it is so comfortable to choloricke, leane, and spinie men, much more of force must it needes be profitable for grosse, fat, and foggy bodies, repleat with hydropicall humours; so that consequently, I may confidently inferre hereupon, that Tabacco, (good order obserued) is comfortable and commendable, for most men of any age, degree, constitution, or condition soeuer; And thus did I vse, and yet by times do still vse Tabacco, with comfort and comoditie. Howbeit, of late, (not to dissemble,) hauing my whole bodie, vessels, and frame therof, sufficiently reformed and cleansed, I do of purpose forbeare the frequent vse of it, lest I should seeme to haue forgotten what Galen sayed: scilicet,
And herevpon, whereas, before I did inferre, and auerre, that Tabacco is commendable for most men of any age, degree, constitution, or condition soeuer: I would not be mistaken (for my meaning is, and so my [Page] words import) chiefely men and women of riper age, in whom matter may appeare to worke vpon [...], adultos ac prouectiores, and those either leane, full of humorous superfluities accidental, or else, fat and foggie, hauing pleuthorica corpora, abounding with grosse matters, excrementitiall, apt to putrefaction: But for chill youths, and such other, hauing corpora mollia & carnem halienosam, ac spiritum locupletem innatum, [...], tender & healthfull, I take it not fit, by the sence alleadged. Apho: lib: 2. Apho: 36.
Now you haue heard, and may conceiue, in what sorte I haue vnfolded and declared, pro posse, próque viribus, the true construction, and faithful interpretation of my first two capitall termes
- Skill and
- Square.
And that geniculatìm in their subdiuision and members
Of
- Reading and
- Reasoning.
Of
- Motiue:
- Affect:
- Effect:
- Rule.
distinctly and cleerely.
Wherein some men perhappes may suppose, that I haue satisfied, in some sorte, and fully accomplished mine intended purpose, in the setting forth of the Enargie, Vertue, and Valure of that worthy and twice redoubted Indian Tabacco: Yet neuerthelesse, vppon reuiew, and further contemplation, me seemes I haue [Page] tript ouer, two of the most necessary reports, and reputations belonging to Tabacco, vtpote
- Vse.
- Application.
Whereof, the former I finde to be foure folde.
For it is profitable to
- Reforme and rectifie what is amisse.
- Prouoke vomite vpward.
- Purge by siege, humors of any combination.
- Cure wounds of euery condition.
Vses.
First, Taken (by Pipe) in fume, to draine vp all superfluous moisture, be it in ventriculo, hepate, cerebro, aut ipso etiam pulmone; or moreouer, to open and ease all the sluices, conduites, pipes, and passages, from parte to parte, in the whole frame and course of mans body, It is most soueraigne, and of singular operation.
Secondly, Taken for Vomite, it is a present meane, vsed mausticè [...], being chewed vp and downe in the mouth, three or foure small peeces of Tabacco leafe at one time, one peece after another, vntill foure or fiue droppes thereof be drilled into the stomacke: Then, well I wot, there will be anone olde tumbling, heauing, reaching, and flinging, whilest all matters offensiue be forced thence vpward: Albeit it will require your patience.
Thirdly, Taken for Purge, a leafe stiept ouer night in a portion of white Wine or Rhenish, will giue a [Page] mighty purge, deducing & deriuing in short processe, humors of any combination and excrements of euery condition, Per loca conferentia.
Fourthly, Taken for Cure, the onely ashes thereof are profitable, and in most vse (no doubt) for greene wounds, vlcers, and olde sores of all sortes.
And, as the Vse, so is the Application of Tabacco.
First, when you take it by Pipe, mine aduice is, that you put into your box of prepared powder, one grain at the least, of the oile of Anniseedes, it will giue your powder a maruellous grace, and comfortable, both to the smell, and taste, of the taker, not only pleasant and delectable, but also profitable and commendable, especially to the daintier sort.
Secondly, when you vse it for Vomite, doe not, in any case, abridge, or restraine, the violent operation thereof, by apposition of any dilatory mixture: But, suffer it to expresse it owne force in action, secundùm libitum suum, & vim innatam, for the more effectuall and speedier dispatch, of a surcharged stomacke, by reiectation.
Thirdly, when you intend to Purge, omit not, forget not, it will be very expedient, and no lesse conuenient, [Page] for you, and euery man of euery condition, the night before you take it, to infuse together with your Tabaccoes leafe in white wine, or other liquor, some prety portion of Synamon, Ginger, and Nutmegs bruised, with two or three cheires of whole Mace: And (if you list) of Liquorice and Anniseedes likewise bruised, a small quantitie. These things are verè carminatiua, cordiall, & Alexipharmaca, and wil make your Tabacco to become medicamentum benedictum.
Fourthly, When you apply it for Cure of wounds, you must remember to reserue the burnt ashes remaining in your Tabaccoes pipe. Of the same, sprinckle into your greene wound, vlcer, or sore, and you shall see it performe strange and admirable effectes (as it were) vnum idémque, drying, cleansing, filling, and reforming the part and place affected, as shall appertaine. Many men doe diuersly report woonderfull effectes, in this behalfe, brought to passe, onely by the vertue and operation of Tabacco. And some pretty helpes (I confesse) at home, haue I also seene thereby, to no small ease of diuerse, encouragement to others, and tending chiefly to the inestimable praise of God, the Author of all gnod: Wherefore I wil conclude with this Epiphonoema,
THus much then, finally, and aphoristicè, for conclusion of mine owne experience and knowledge, in the triall of Tabaccoes virtue, not minding hereby, any way to offend, preiudice, or interrupt my superiors; But rather algates, by all my best meanes, to forewarne, and exhort, all followers and fauorites of Tabacco, to remember, Ne quid nimis, and circumspectly to foresee, Ne quid temerè attentetur aliquando; and that due circumstances regarded, euery thing may rightly be ordered and marshalled, by skilfull direction of the learned, lest happly, vnhappily, through mens rash and inconsiderate vsage thereof, they themselues (sua ipsorum culpa) catch Copper for Coyne, and, insteade of vaine hoped for help, some due deserued harme.
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