THE ROYALL SLAVE.
A Tragi-Comedy.
Presented to the King and Queene by the Students of Christ-Church in Oxford. August 30. 1636.
Presented since to both their Majesties at Hampton-Court by the Kings Servants.
OXFORD, Printed by WILLIAM TURNER for THOMAS ROBINSON. 1639.
THE PROLOGVE TO THE KING AND QVEENE.
The first Appearance a Temple of the Sun.
One of the Persian Magi discover'd in a Temple worshipping the Sunne, at the sight of a new Majesty leaves the Altar, and addresseth himself to the Throne.
THE PROLOGVE TO THE VNIVERSITY.
A Priest discover'd as before.
The Prologue to their Majesties at Hampton-Court.
The Persons of the Play.
- Arsamnes, King of Persia.
His Lords.
- Praxaspes,
- Masistes,
- Hydarnes,
- Orontes,
- Molops, A Gaolor.
- Cratander, the Royall Slave.
4. other Ephesian Captives.
- Philotas,
- Stratocles,
- Leocrates,
- Archippus,
2. Cityzens of Ephesus disguis'd.- Phocion,
- Hippias,
- 3. Magi, or Persian Priests.
- Atossa, Queene to Arsamnes.
Her Ladyes.
- Mandane,
- Ariene,
- Servants.
- Masquers, 6. Ladyes.
- Musitians.
- 2. Strumpets.
The Habits Persian. The Scene Sardis.
Act. 1.
Sce. 1.
THese wicked Ephesian Captives, are most everlasting Tipplers; I charm'd my fleas with'em last night, and left them too I'm sure well to live, and yet they're at it againe this morning.
Hem! hem! hem! A pox on our Gaolor. &c.
So! now they're tuning their Pipes. O the Religion of these Greekes! they sing and drinke downe the Sunne, and then they sing and drinke him up againe. Some drunken Hymne I warrant you towards now, in the prayse of their great huge, rowling, Tunbellyed god Bacchus as they call him. Let's hearken a little.
Wondrous good I faith! These fetter'd Swannes chant it most melodiously before their deathes. Sure there is a great deale of pleasure in being hang'd; for I have observ'd [Page] it e're since I was a little one, that they alwayes sing before they goe to't. But here's that will spoyle your voyces my Friends.
Who's there?
Your friend at a dead lift; your Landlord Molops.
Now grand Commissioner of fate; what wouldst thou have Heyre apparent to Pluto?
Come forth; and if you can endure to read, her's a Persian line in my hand will instruct you.
Guardian of Ragges and Vermin, Protectour of halfe-breeches and no shirts, what's thy Raskalship's pleasure?
Good words Sir, good words: I am your Destiny, do you not see your Thread of Life here?
Yes, yes, 'tis of thy wives one twisting, good Molops, I know the Promotion of your Family: she came from the Web-errantry of highway-Inkle, to the domestique turning and winding of home bred Hempe, and thence gets a three-halfe-penny Legacy at the departure of every wrong'd Sinner.
And as for thy selfe, had not that weighty bulke of thine crack'd so many Gibbets, that the King began to feare his Forrests, thou had'st never been preserv'd to whiffle plagues as thou usher'st us to the Barre, and take away the Judges stomackes as often as they come to eate upon Life and Death, and celebrate the Funerals of distressed Gentlemen.
You dying men may be impudent by your places, but I'd wish you to compose your countenances and your manners both, for the King is comming to visit you.
What mak'st thou here then? though I easily beleeve thou hast an ambition to be seene in good company, yet prethee be gon, and don't discredit us. The King loves no Garbidge-tubbes.
The King shall be inform'd of the fowle words you give his Officers.
Why what can he doe? he won't let us goe and [Page] conquer us againe, will he?
But good honest Landlord, what's the Kings intent to honour us with his Royall visit?
To assigne us perhaps some three or foure hundred stripes aday a peece, to take downe my Landlord's body, and make him in case to suffer what he hath beene long adjudg'd to.
No, Saucines, 'tis to make one of you King.
Then Saucines, know your Masters.
Be not mistaken: 'tis not any way to hon [...] you, but to make himselfe sport. For you must know, that tis the custome of the Persian Kings after a Conquest, to take one of the Captives, and adorne him with all the Robes of Majesty, giving him all Priviledges for three full dayes, that hee may doe what hee will, and then be certainly led to death.
Will he allow so long▪ I'd give my life at any tim [...] for one dayes Royalty; 'tis space enough to new mould a Kingdome. His Majesty useth us wondrous reasonably, I'd as liffe deale with him as any man I know. But who's to have our cloaths, Sirrah, when we have done?
'Tis a small fee that the State hath entayl'd upon my Place an't please you.
By my troth! guess'd so: I was wondring how their Courtiers could goe so brave with so little meanes.
Well, what must be, must be▪ I was affraid I should have dy'd a silly foolish old Animal, call'd Virgin. But now, have at one of the Ladyes e're I goe▪ I have a strong desire to leave some Posterity behind me. I would not have the house of the Stratocles decay for want of Issue.
If I have the fortune of't, I'le Revell it all night; Kings they say, ought not to sleep for the good of the people.
Sirrah Gaolor, see you send Mistris Turne-key your wife to take us up whores enough: and be sure she let none of the young Students of the Law fore-stall the Market.
Peace, the King approaches: stand in your rankes orderly, and shew your breeding; and be sure you blow nothing on the Lords.
Act. 1.
Sce. 2.
There is one more which I set apart; a good personable fellow, but he's wondrous heavy and bookish, and therefore I thought him unfit for any honour.
I beleeve hee's conning a Hymne against the good Time.
Whom dost thou call deserving?
I sweare.
'So Beasts: &c.
If you'l make use of any Ornaments, I've a couple of Jack-chaynes at your service.▪ Come Gentlemen, please you to follow, I'le give you ease of your Irons suddenly.
Sirrah be quicke, that my foot may be at liberty to kicke thee.
You'l obey him then?
Act. 1.
Sce. 3.
Act. 1.
Sce. 4.
I've beene but seldome with your Ladyship.
Act. 1.
Sce. 5.
HOw doth our new King beare his Royalty?
Act. 2.
Sce. 1.
Act. 2.
Sce. 2.
Boy come in.
Act. 2.
Sce. 3.
YOur last new song, that which I gave you Sirrah.
Come begin
What doe you thinke Mandane? is he mortall?
Act. 2.
Sce. 4.
The Ladyes certainly must love us now▪
But are you sure they'le passe this way▪
All I thinke be safe.
Cratander is hard by; ne're fear; let's down.
Agreed, agreed.
Agreed, agreed.
Agreed, agreed.
Nay, start not Ladyes, we are men,
Can you shew any trickes then?
Love-trickes Lady.
Do y'thinke us Tumblers then, or Jugglers?
What will content you when you have done▪
A kisse.
We doe not use to grant such favours gratis▪
What will you take to give one then?
A Muffler.
By this kisse.
Stand off.
And this.
Helpe, helpe.
Helpe, helpe.
Act. 2.
Sce. 5.
Act. 2.
Sce. 6.
What is your meaning?
As if the valiant could be forc'd by any.
Act. 3.
Sce. 1.
I doe state winking in that case divine.
Come thou uneven lumpe, thou heape of sinnes in proofe; we will liquor thy Keyes, open thy Cages, and give thy meager Tenants a Play day, Raskall. Bring the Jarres nearer. As I hope for fortune, I thinke my soule will passe into a frogge. Now for a hundred Throats; to thee Molops.
You Grecians I thinke have sponges in your mawes; 'tis but setting your hands to your sides, and squeezing your selves and presently you drinke as much as before.
Off with thy Cup Landlord, and talke not; wee learn'd it from the Teat, soole.
Have at thee, Archippus.
I doe not like these healths at randome; let's have a sober methodicall order for a while.
What? shall we drinke by dice then, and let fortune name the heyre to the Cup?
Or shall we drinke our Mistresses names, and soake it Alphabetically?
If we drinke names, let not the Letters passe for single ones, but as they would in number: I doe pronounce Alpha no letter till it begin to multiply.
I never thought Drinking such a Mystery before; a blockhead can't be drunke, I see.
Right; shallow braines can ne're attaine to't; that makes your fooles, and your old governing Philosophers continue so sober still. The veget Artist, and the vigorous Poët, whose braines are full and forging still, will streight get a pleasant madnesse from that that will but warme those colder Rheumaticke Sages, whose noses alwayes drop like Still-snoutes.
The noblest drinking methinkes is the Postures.
Let's have'em
Bring the Pots in play. But where's the wenches, and the Musicke you promis'd us, good Molops.
For wenches, the Towne will not yeeld any at this time; and I durst not venture my single wife amongst you all. For Fidlers, I have provided them, they stand ready without.
Call 'em in sweet Molops.
Well, what shall those Raskalls play, whiles we drinke the Postures?
The Battle by all meanes.
Strike up the Battle then. Thinke your selves all in service now, and doe as I doe.
Have towards thee Philotas.
To thee Archippus.
Here Molops.
Have at you Fidlers.
Now draw your Bowes and let loose all.
The other charge, good fellow Souldiers.
Let's have a Song betweene, and then have at you
Fidlers, employ your Throats and sing a while; you shall drinke with 'em after.
Sing that which I made in the Prison; 'tis seasonable enough.
Well said! now the other charge to the honour of Cratander.
I feele a rumbling in my head, as if the Cyclops were forging Thunder in my Braines: But no matter, give it me: our ancient Orpheus sayes it, Perpetuall drunkennesse is the reward of Vertue.
Act. 3.
Sce. 2.
Out you dissembling Raskall; are you of Cratander's faction.
Good Gentlemen don't kicke me: I shall leave al my drinke behind me, if you doe.
Troth hee's so proud now he must be kill'd to make [Page] a supper for the immortall Canniballs, that there's no Ho with him.
I never thought he would have beene either so womanish, as to have been chast himselfe, or so uncivill as to keepe us so▪ but hee talkes of lying with surpriz'd Cities, and committing Fornication with Victory, and making Mars Pimpe for him.
These are the fruits of Learning; we suffer all this meerely because he hath a little familiarity with the Devill in Philosophy, and can conjure with a few Notions out of Socrates.
In good troth I take it very scurvily at his hands, that he will not let me deserve hanging. I'd thought to have done all the villanies in the world, and left a name behinde me: but hee's severe forsooth, and cryes out Vertue, Mistris Vertue.
Diseases take her; I ne're knew any good she did in Common-wealth yet. I wonder how he dares be so impudent, as to be good in a strange place.
Act. 3.
Sce. 3.
What Star wert thou borne under Stratocles?
Agreed, agreed.
Agreed, agreed.
Agreed, agreed.
The motion's worthy; crowne the Goblet then.
Liberty.
Act. 3.
Sce. 4.
Act. 3.
Sce. 5.
Act. 4.
Sce. 1.
Let's fly, let's fly, let's fly.
Away, away, to the Castle, to the Castle.
Act. 4.
Sce. 2.
Successe attend it.
Act. 4.
Sce. 3.
HOlla!
Holla!
Archippus?
Leocrates? Ne're be afraid man, 'tis I, the very same.
'Fore Mercury I did not know thee: thy comming forth out of the wood with that raw arme, and those totter'd cloaths, makes thee shew like Acteon, newly reviv'd after his worrying.
Where's Stratocles, and Philotas?
They're looking Bur-leaves perhaps for Excoriation; or else [...]obbing some Gibbet to accommodate themselves with decent weeds.
Holla!
Holla!
Hearke: I heare 'em; they are hard by; let's answer 'em. Holla!
O are you there?
Save thee Brother Stratocles: Joy to thee Valiant Philotas; I commend you that you keepe your wordes: I'm glad we are so punctuall.
D▪ye thinke we have no Religion in us? 'tis a most corrupt time, when such as we cannot keepe touch, and be faithfull one to another.
But are you sure Cratander will passe by this way?
My Lord Praxaspes sayes he loves this walke.
But wee've done ill to leave our weapons yonder▪
Pish! he won't passe by this houre, hee's busie yet: Wee'le fetch 'em as soone as wee can agree who shall doe the deed.
Who shall doe the deed sayst thou? why thou, or he, or he, or I.
Do thou then if thou hast a minde to't.
No faith, thou shalt have the whole honour of it to thy selfe; I will not rob thee of an inch of it: I am not envious, Leocrates, not envious.
Well; the next Passenger is to decide it then; hee that shall be judg'd the fittest to make a Persian Priest, must do the deed.
What else? dost thou thinke we will be so base, as not to stand to Covenants?
You have all made your selves very unfit to bee Preists methinkes.
Why so Philotas? do you not see woodden legs, and Crutches, wry Neckes, and lame Armes, maym'd limbes, and blind sides?
Good faith, we may be all taken for an Hospitall broke loose.
And we have wood enough among us to—.
As I hope for Mercy Cratander.—by the ball of Fortune here hee comes: Soule of my life what shall we doe?
Not a sword, not a knife among us! all left behind us in the wood! that we should be all manicled now, out of a most unluckly Policy! We shall never have him alone againe▪ make toward him and be hang'd, that hee may resolve the Question howe're.
Act. 4.
Sce. 4.
BLesse thy senses and thy limbes, faire Master: doe a courtesie to a company of poore distressed Persians; [Page] 'tis not mony we aske, nor cloaths; only thy Judgement, thy Judgement▪ man of Understanding.
What's your request?
That out of thy great Wisdome, soule of Learning, Thou'd'st be pleasd to tell us freely, which of us foure is fittest to make a Persian Priest.
Sirrah, be civill, or else before Iove I'le pull off my wooden leg, and break your Pate with it, though I dy for it.
Act. 4.
Sce. 5.
WEe're like to have an honest Court of▪t shortly▪
You speak my Lord, as if'twere not so now▪
Why Hydarnes?
There's scarce a face without a beard appeares.
A signe there are few Eunuches in the Palace.
Act. 5.
Sce. 1.
Act. 5.
Sce. 2.
within. Arme, arme, arme, arme.
Mithra and Victory.
Act. 5.
Sce. 3.
But you must grant us some Conditions first.
Cratanders life.
He durst not be so bold, unlesse h'were Innocent.
Cratander, live; we doe command thee, Live.
Act. 5.
Sce. 4.
NAy, remember you kick'd me Gentlemen.
Faith Landlord Molops, I'd have sworne thou hadst beene of a better Nature, than to remember Pot quarrels.
By my troth I should have kick'd my Father in that humour.
Well, you collogue now: say I should present you to Arsamnes and Cratander, what would you doe?
Only welcome their returne with a Dance, that so we might friske into Liberty.
Yes, and kicke me againe.
Dost thou thinke we are Rogues and Villaines?
Well, with all my heart, but upon this Condition, that you unty neither Leg, nor Arme; you know Cratanders charge.
Dost thou thinke wee'd bring thee into any danger? We have study'd the Figure, and the Measure already.
You must let the two old women dance with you.
Who, the two whores that Cratander committed?
The very same. They are wondrous sutable now: for you must know, that when such slippery Eeles doe come under my fingers, the first thing that I doe, is to strip 'em and to put 'em into other cases. You [...]le make a most perfect Gobline's Masque among you.
Why? they will fall in peeces, If they stirre but any [Page] thing violently.
No matter for falling in peeces; I'le pawne my word to you, they shall not sweat.
Any thing, good honest Molops, we are content.
You, within there, Polecats; do y'heare? I have procur'd so much of the Gentlemen, hold your breaths be sure, and remember you doe not drowne the Musicke with your Coughing.
Act. 5.
Sce. 5.
Whiles thus we're joyn'd we are too hard for fortune, Scarce Heav'n it selfe can hurt us, for it will not.
There's no care now remaining, but t'invent
New pleasures. Let the houres wheele swiftly away
In sports and Dances. Then we pay the Gods
Best thankes, when we doe shew most sense of joy.
I have an humble suit to your Majesty in the behalfe of some distressed people.
Let's heare't: what is't?
There are halfe a dozen of sinners at the doore, foure of them are the Captives which your Majesty refus'd▪ two of 'em are of another Sexe, but would willingly joyne with 'em, and present you with a Dance, in congratulation of your happinesse.