THE MAIDES REVENGE.
A TRAGEDY.
As it hath beene Acted with good Applause at the private house in Drury Lane, her Majesties Servants.
Written by IAMES SHIRLEY Gent.
LONDON. Printed by T. C. for William Cooke, and are to be sold at his shop at Furnivalls Jnne Gate in Holbourne. 1639.
- GAsper De Vilarezo, an old Count, Father to Sebastiano, Catalina and Berinthia Sebastiano, sonne to Vilarezo.
- Antonio a lover of Berinthia, and friend to Sebastiano.
- Valindras a k [...]nsman of Antonio.
- [...]forza, a blunt Souldier.
- Valasco, a lover of Berinthia.
- Count de monte nigro, a braggar [...].
- Diego, Servant to Antonio.
- Signior Sharkino, a shirking Doctor.
- Scarabeo, a Servant to Sharkino.
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Daughters to Vilarezo.
- Catalina
- Berinthia
- Castabella, Sister to Antonio.
- Ansilva, a waiting gentle woman to the two Sister.
- Nurse.
- Servants.
TO THE WORTHILY Honoured, Henry Osborne Esquire.
TIll J be able to give you a better proofe of my service, let [...]ot this oblation be despised. It is a Tragedy which received encouragement and grace on the English Stage; and though it come late to the Impression, it was the second birth in this kinde, which I de [...]icated to the Scene, as you have Art to distinguish; you have mercy and a smile, if you finde a Poem infirme through want of age, and experience the mother of strength. It is many yeares since I see these papers, which make haste to kisse your hand; if you doe not accuse the boldnesse and pride of them; I will owne the child, and beleeve Tradition so farre, that you will receive no dishonour by the acceptance; I never affected the wayes of flattery: some say I have lost my preferment, by not practising that Court sinne; but if you dare beleeve, I much honour you, nor is it upon guesse, but the taste and knowledge of your abilitie and merit; and while the Court wherein you live, is fruitfull with Testimonies of your mind, my Character is seal'd up, when I have said that your vertue hath taken up a faire lodging. Read when you have leasure, and l [...]t the Author be fortunate to be knowne
A Catalogue of such things as hath beene Published by James Shirley Gent.
- TRaytor.
- Witty Faire one.
- Bird in a Cage.
- Changes, or Love in a Maze.
- Gratefull Servant,
- Wedding.
- Hide Parke.
- Young Admirall.
- Lady of Pleasure.
- Gamster.
- Example.
- Dukes Mistresse.
- Ball.
- Chabot Admirall of France.
- Royall Master.
- Schoole of Complements.
- Contention for Honour and Riches.
- Triumph of peace, a Masque.
- Maides Revenge,
THE MAIDES REVENG.
Actus. 1. Scaena 1.
Actus 2. Scaena I.
Tha'rt honest, be yet more free, hide not a thought that may concerne it.
No more wit then will keep my head warme, I beseech you amiable Virgin help my Master Antonio to some intelligence that a servant of his waits to speake with him from his sister Madona Castabella.
Wee are both of a tribe then, though wēe differ in our sexe, I beseech you taxe me not of immodesty, or want of breeding, that I did not salute you upon the first view of your person, this kisse be as good as presse-mony to bind me to your service.
Your virginitie a good word to save an oath, for all she made me a curs [...]e, it was not good manners to leave mee so soone 'yare very welcome by my virginity; was she afraid of breaking, it may be she is crack'd already, but here she is againe.
Bazelez manes Signiora, and what my tongue is not able to expresse, my head shall; it seemes you have liv'd long a Virgin.
Sir, my Lady remembers her love, these letters informe you the state of all things.
What serious conference had you sister with that Gentleman.
Would you had heard them sister, they concern'd your Commendations.
Would you were gone once, I doe not meane to trouble my selfe so much I warrant thee.
That while other Gentlemen are happy to devide their affections among the Ladies, I may have your honours leave to beare some good-will to this Virgin: Cupid hath throwne a dart at me, like a blinde buzzard as he was, and theres no recovery without a cooler; if I be sent into these parts, I desire humbly I may be [...]ould to rub acquaintance with Mistresse Ansilva.
I feare I am too young seven yeares hence were time enough for me.
Yes, wee'le bring him out of doores, would wee [Page] were shut of him.
Hay ho, who would have thought I should have benne in love with a stripling, have I seene so many maiden-heades snffer before me, and must mine come to the blocke at fortie yeares old, if this Diego have the grace to come on, I shall have no power to keepe my selfe chast any longer; how many maides have beene overrunne with this love? but [...]eres my Lady.
Actus. 3. Scaena 1.
He commanded me, remember his service to you, I have obtaind his leave for a small absence to perfect a suite I lately commenc'd in this Court.
Madam, it is now time you would retire to your owne Chamber.
My journey were to no purp [...]se else Madam▪ I apprehend her [...] ile waite an opport [...]nity, alas poore I ady, is my sweete heart become a j [...]ylor, there's hope of an office without money.
Diego I spy my Lady Catalina comming this way, pray shrowd your selfe behinde this cloth, I would be loath shee [Page] should ice us here together, quickely, I heare her treading,
Ya [...]e undone, undone lost, undone for ever; it is time now to be serious.
Alas you have undone your selfe, and your sister, my Lady Catalina hath found it, and is mad with rage, and envy against you; I overtheard your destruction, she hath shewed it to Don Valasce, and hath plotted that he shall steale you away this night, the doores shall be lest open the houre after twelve.
Doe not cast away your selfe, by incredulity, upon my life your fate is cast, nay more, worse then that.
You must be poysoned too, oh shees a cunning devill, and she will carry it so, that Valasco shall bee suspected for your deat [...], what will you doe?
Madam remember with what noble love my Master Antonio does honour you, and now both save your selfe, and make him happy, how.
Then cut of my eares, slit my nose, and make a devill of me, shall I about it say, tis done.
Is the doore tongue tide, scrue your selfe halfe out a [...] one of the crevices, and give me notice what patient approathes me.
To see what you can doe, many make legges, and you make faces sir.
Variety of faces is now in fashion, and all little enough for some to set a good face on't, oh Ladies may now and then commit [...] and have some colour for't, but these are but [...] of our art, the things we can prescribe to be taken [Page] inwardly, are pretty curiosities, we can prolong life.
You have poysons I warrant you, how doe they looke▪ pray lets see one.
Introth we are troubled with a rat in my Ladies Chamber.
A Rat, give him his bane, would you destroy a City, I have probatinus of Italian Sallets, and our owne Country figs shall doe it rarely, a Rat, I have scarse a poyson so base, the worst is able to kill a man, I have all sorts, from a minute to seven yeares in operation, and leave no markes behinde em, a Rats a Rat.
Pray let me see a remover at twelve houres, and I would be loath to kill the poore thing presently.
Here, you may cast it away upon't, but tis a disparagement to the poyson.
Because it is for a Rat you shall pay no more, my service to my Ladie, my poysons howsoever I give them, variety of operations are all but one.
Honest Rats bane in severall-shapes, their vertue is common, and will not be long in killing; you were best looke it be a Rat, Scarabeo.
Devolve it selfe, that word is not in my Table booke; what are all these trinkets?
Take [...] I beseech your hon [...]ur, they are dangerous, this is the devis [...],
Nay I would not have it too strong, the Lady I intend it for, is pretty well taken already, an easing working thing does it.
Your honour is bountifull, there needs no circumstance, Minister it by whom you please, your intention binds it to operation.
Please you my Lord obscure your selfe behinde these hangings then, till they be gone, Ile dispatch'em the sooner; or if your honour thinke fit, tis but clouding your person with a simple cloake of mine, and you may at pleasure passe without discovery, my Anotomy shall waite on you.
Prethee come backe yet.
Oh by any meanes goe laynes.
Dost thou thinke it possible that any man can tell where thy things are, but he that stole 'em, hee's but a jugling imposter, a my conscience, come backe againe.
Nay now wee are at furthest, be not rul'd by him, I know he is a cunning man, he told me my fortune once when I was to goe a journey by water, that if I scapt drowning, I should doe well enough, and I have iiv'd ever since.
Well I will try, I am resolv'd; stay, here hee is Pedro, you are acquainted with him, breake the ice, he is alone.
Blesse you Mr. Doctor; sir presuming on your Art, here is a fellow of mine, indeede the Butler, for want of a better; has lost a dozen of Dyaper spoones, and halfe a dozen of silver Napkins yesterday, they were seene by all three of us in the morning betweene sixe and seven set up, and what spirit of the Buttery hath stollen'em before eight, is invisible to our understanding.
He hath delivered you the case right: I beseech you sir doe what you can for a servant, that is like to be in a lamentable case else, heres a gratuity.
Now we shall see what the devill can do, hey, heres one of his spirits I thinke.
Betweene 7 and 8. the houre; the 1 Luna, the 2 Saturne, [Page] the 3 Iupiter, the 4 Mars, the 5 Sol, the 6 Ven [...]s, the 7 Mercury, ha then it was stolne, Mercury is a thiefe, your goods are stolne.
Well y'are a servant, Ile doe something for you; What will you say, if I shew you the man that stole your Spoones and Napkins presently, will that satisfie you.
Marke this fellow mu [...]fled in the cloake, he hath stolne your spoones and Napkins, does he not skulke.
[...]Foote tis strange, he lookes like a theefe, [...]this Doctor [...] see is cunning.
Be not too rash, my Art tells me there is danger in't, you must be blinfold all, if you observe me not, all is to no purpose, you must not see till you be forth a doores, shut your eyes, and leade one another, when you are abroad open them and you shall see agen.
The same, then use your pleasures, so, be sure you see not, conduct them Scarabeo.
Oh Mr. Doctor I have got this opportunity to come [Page] to you, but I cannot stay, heres my water, pray sweet Mr. Doctor, tell me, I am in great feare that I have lost—
Oh I doe some what doubt my selfe, for this morning when I rose, I found a paire of breeches on my bed, and I have had a great suspition ever since, it is an evill signe they say, and one does not know what may be in those breeches sometimes; sweets Mr. Doctor, am I [...] maid still or no, I would be sorry to loose my maiden head ere I were aware, I feare I shall never be honest after it.
Let me see Vrina meretrix; the colour is a strumpet, but the contents deceive not, your maiden head is gone.
You are not every body, by my Art, as in other things that have beene stolne, he that hath stolne your maiden head shall bring it againe.
Thanke you sweet Mr. Doctor, I am in your debt for this good newes; oh sweet newes sweet Mr. Doctor.
Doctor, I am out of breath, where be these wormes crept, I was never so abused since I was swadled: harke you; those 3. Rogues that were here even now, began to lay hold of me, and told me I must give them their Spoones and Napkins; they made a theefe of mee, but I thinke I have made their flesh jelly with kickes and bastinadoes; oh I have no mercy when I set on't, I have made e [...]mall poore Iohns, impudent varlets; talke to me of Spoones and Napkins.
Alas one of them was mad, and brought to me to cure him.
Nay they were all mad, but I thinke I have madded e'm; I feare J have kickt two or three out of their lives; alas [Page] poore Wretches I am sorry for it now, but I have such an humor of beating & kicking when my footes in once: harke you Doctor, is it not within the compasse of your physicke to take downe a mans courage a thought lower; the truth is, I am apt of myselfe to quarrell upon the least affront ith' world, I cannot be kept in, chaines will not hold me: totherday for a lesse matter than this, I kickt halfe a dozen of high Germans, from one end of the streete to the other, for but offering to shrinke betweene mee and wall; not a day goes o're my head but I hurt some body mortally; poxe a these rogues, I am sorry at my heart I have hurt e'm so, but I can not forbeare.
How? I can scarce forbeare striking you now, for saying it is strange; you would not thinke it: oh the wounds J have given for a very looke; well harke you, if it be not too late, I would be taken downe, but I feare tis impossible, and then every one goes in danger of his life by me.
Take downe your spirit, looke you, dee see this inch and a halfe, how tall a man doe you thinke he was? He was twelve cu [...]its high, and three yards compasse at the waste when I tooke him in hand first, ile draw him through a ring ere I have done with him: I keepe him now to breake my poysons, to eate Spiders and Toades, which is the onely dish his heart wishes for; a Capon destroyes him, and the very sight of beefe or mutton makes him sicke; looke, you shall see him eate his supper, come on your wayes, what say you to this Spider? looke how he leapes.
Here, saw you that? how many legges now for the hanch of a Toade.
Twenty, and thanke you sir, oh sweete Toade, oh admirable Toade.
This is very strange, I nere saw the like, I never keew Spiders and Toades were such good meates before; will he not burst now?
It shall nere [...]well him, by to morrow hee shall be an [Page]inch abated, and I can with an other experiment plumpe him and highten him at my pleasure; ile warrant ile take you downe my Lord.
Nay but dee here, doe I looke like a Spider-catcher, or Toade-eater.
Farre be it from Shirkino, I have gentle pellets for your Lordship, shall melt in your mouth, 'and take of your valour insensibly; Lozenges that shall comfort your stomacke, and but at a weeke restraine your fury two or three thoughts; does your honour thinke I would forget my selfe, I shew you by this Rat what I can doe by Art: your Lordship shall have an easie composition, no hurt ith' world in't; here take but halfe a dozen of these going to bed, e're morning; it shall worke gently, and in the vertue appeare every day afterward.
But if I find myselfe braking out into fury, I may take e'm often; heres for your pellers of Lozenges, what rare physicke is this? Ile put it in practise presently, farewell Doctor.
Happinesse wait on your egregious Lordship, my physicke Shall make your body soluble, but for working on your spirit, beleeve it when you finde it; with any lies we must set forth siour'mples and compositions to utter them: so this is a good dayes worke; leane chaps lay up, and because you have perform'd hamsomly, there is some silver for you, lay up my properties: Tis night already, thus we knaves will thrive, when honest plainnesse know not how to live.
Art sure thou hast the time right.
Doubt not, yonder's her chamber, the light speakes it; softly.
How? foote my physicke begins to worke, ile come to you presently.
Wheres Diego? he is missing, runne one to his chamber, heres Valasco.
Her Chamber broken op [...], and shee tane thence thi [...] night.
So, so, as you were saying, Berinthia was stolene [...] Way by some body, and—
How, Diego gone? thats strange, oh it workers againe, Ile come to you presently.
Actus 4. Scaena I.
Indeed Madam, yare as welcome here, as are my mother was.
And you are here as safe, as if you had an army for your Guard.
Nor thinke my noble cozen meaneth you any dishonour here.
True by this busse jerkin, that hath look'd ith face o [...] an Army, and he lies like a termagant, denies it, Antonio is Lord of the Castle, but ile command fire to the gunnes, upo [...] any Renegado that confronts us, set thy heart at rest my gilloflower, we are all friends I warrant thee, and hees a Turke that does not honour thee from the haire of thy head, to thy pettitoes.
Sh [...]ote not at Buts, Cupids an atcher, here a faire marke, a f [...]oles bolts soone shot, my names Sforza still, my double Daisie.
It is your happinesse you have escaped the malice of your sister.
Dare, what giant of vallour dates hinder us, from daring to slit the weasands of them that dare say, wee dare not doe any thing, that is to be dared under the poles, I am old Sforza, that in my dayes have scoured rogues faces with hot bals, made em cut crosse capers, and sent them away with a powder, I have a company of roring buls upon the wals, shall spit fire in the faces of any ragamus [...]ian that dares say, we dare not fight pell mell, and still my name is Sforza.
You have told your selfe, and I have argumēnt to prove this.
Why would you have me thinke, my sister owes to you such preservation?
And my names Sforza sir, you were not best to co [...]e here to brave us, unlesse you have more legges and armes [...]t home, I have a saza shall picke holes in your doublet, a [...]d firke your shankes, my gallimau [...]ry.
Faithsir, if you please take a time to thinke on't, a month or two or three, they shall not say but wee are honorable.
Father, this letter sayes I would have poysoned my poore sister, innocence defend me.
Treacherous Sfor [...]a, hast thou brought us hither, to be stroke dead?
Yes a sextile ague, looke you, doe you not see me shake, [...] Doctor, it will be as much as my life is worth if [...] should fight a stroke.
Withall my heart, I am sorry it happens so [...] for [...]nately, oh rare phis [...]tian!
Where art Berinthia, let me breath my last upon thy lip, make haste, least I die else.
Antonio before tho [...] dyest cut off my hand, art wounded mortally?
Actus 5. Scaen. 1.
At me, what newes? thou hast a face of horrour, more welcome speake it.