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¶ The seconde egloge
[Page] ¶ Hery be gynneth the seconde egloge of the myseryes of courters
¶ Coridon.
HOw fel this Cornix / why taryed thou so lōge
This is y
• . iii
[...] day some thige is w
t the wrōge
Els some ꝑturbance of housholde besynes
Unto thy pasture hath made the tende the les
¶ Cornix.
¶ Codrus / the rychest shepherde of our coste
Whiche of his wethers is wont hymselfe to boste
Unto a banket frendly inuityd me
The same day after I dyd departe fro the
Whyle I hym helpyth his gestis for to chere
That hath me causyth / so lately to be here
¶ Coridon.
¶ Who fatly faryth with costly meat and drynke
For warke behofull doth lytyll care or thynke
Whan full is the wombe the bonys wolde haue rest
Fye on suche surfayt / fayre temperaunce is best
My wyuys gray hen one egge layd euery day
My wyfe fed hyr wele / to cause hyr two to lay
But whan she was fat than laye she none at all
I trowe that lyke chaunce / be vnto the befall
For now of thy flocke thou hast no mynde nor care
Sith tyme thy wyrtys were dullyd with fat fare
¶ Cornix.
¶ Nat so Coridon / for whan I sowpe at home
I oft go to bed / with faynt aud hungry wombe
Than lye I slombrynge to wyn in sleap I thynke
That same which I loste for lacke of meat & drynke
But whan I am fed than slepe I stedfastly
[Page] And after short rest / than worke I lustely
¶ Coridon.
A byrde wele ingorged / kepys wele hyr nest
A full bely askyth / a bed full of rest
¶ Cornix.
¶ That is whan dyet / excedyth temporaunce
Than folowyth slouth and all mysgouernaūce
As brawlynge bablynge / dyscorde and lechery
Blasphemynge lyenge / crakynge and periury
But as towchynge me bycause I want at home
Whan I am abrode I furnysshe wele my wombe
Yet more I take nat than nature may sustayne
And than sore worke I it to dysgest agayne
So dyd I with Codrus tyll I am fatygate
¶ Coridon.
¶ I wyst wele some thynge made y
t to come so late
Me lyst no longer to comon of excesse
But tell me Cornix / what was thy besynes
¶ Cornix.
¶ The ryuer began / the bankes to ouer flowe
At dyuers partes where as the grounde was lowe
For myght of water wyll nat our laysere byde
We fayne were our shephe / for the tyme to set asyde
And bothe day and nyght to put to our dylygence
For to ouercome / the flodes violence
Streng thynge our bankes and heythynge thē agayne
Whiche were abated / with flodes or great rayne
¶ Coridon.
¶ The erth in this poynt is lyke maners of men
From hye ground / water / dyscendyth to the fen
The hye mountaynnys / of water them dyscharge
And lade the ryuers with flodes great & large
[Page] Agayne the ryuers / dyschargyth them lyke wyse
And chargyth the see / so mennys comon gyse
Is alway to lay the burthen or the sack
Whiche them sore greuyth vpon some other back
¶ Cornix.
¶ No thynge is truer / than is this of the sayd
It is a true prouerbe and pretely conueyd
¶ Coridon.
¶ But now thou art come I pray the hartely
Begyn where thou left of courters mysery
The heuyn is clere the cowdes clene away
Whiche is a tokyn of cawm and pleasant day
The poyntyd burdys with pleasant tunes synge
The dewy flowres fresshly doth smyle and sprynge
All thynge reioysyth eche thynge doth nature kepe
Than were it great shame to vs to s
[...] ort & slepe
By mery taykynge / longe season semyth shorte
In frendly spece / is solace & confort
¶ Cornix.
¶ As I remember we spake last of ryches
Now talke we of lust or voluptuosnes
Forsothe some wretches of maners vyle and rude
Haue countyd in lust moost hye beatitude
And namely the sect whiche folowe epycure
Whiche shamefull sect doth to this day indure
Whome the philosophers & clerkes nowe a days
Despyse with wordys / yet folowe they his ways
For what is that clerke or prelate in honour
Whiche clene dyspysyth all temporall pleasour
And therfore ꝑchaunce yf any suche there be
Despysynge to loke on fayrnes or beawte
Despysynge odours or sapour dylycate
[Page] And pleasant towchynge / despysynge in lyke
[...] ate
Some call thē happy whiche can suche thynge exclude
But no men count them of maners dull & rude
For ii. dyuers wayes / doth mannys lyfe contayne
The one of vertue / of dylygence and payne
The other of lust / of pleasour myrth and rest
The fyrst despysynge men count y
e seconde best
They way of vertue is roughe and desolate
With wede & thornys shyt for all men it hate
Fewe it frequentyth or folowe in regarde
For the fyrst entre to them aperyth harde
The way of pleasour / is playne & euydent
And greatly worne / for many it frequent
The harde way of vertue / at ende hath quyetnes
They playne way of plesour hath daūger & distres
Yet were one hantyth the passage of vertue
For that one iiii. score theyr lustys doth insue
¶ Coridon.
¶ These matters be hye and semyth me dyffuse
Drawe to our purpose cause me no longer muse
¶ Cornix.
¶ Though I now be poore & here no thynge set by
Yet haue I or this sene some philosophy
But the lacke of vse hurtyth al scyence
And wretchyd thraldom is enmy to pruden
[...]
What tyme the persone is cuntyd as abiecte
Than langour makyth the wyt of small effect
A famous doctour is blyndyd amonge foles
Onely his valour is clerest in the scoles
A precyous stone well cowchyd in pure golde
Is bryght and comely / & goodly to beholde
Throwe it in the myre than is the beawte gone
[Page] And hyd for the tyme / bothe of the golde & stone
For lacke of vsynge a swerde erst glasyd bryght
With
[...] ust is etyn / made fowle & blacke to syght
Ryght so my reason somtyme fresshe to deuyse
Is now made rusty / for lacke of exercyse
¶ Coridon.
¶ By this dysputynge thou mayst scoure of the rust
Retourne nowe to speke of pleasour & of lust
¶ Cornix.
¶ Many blynde wretches / byde in the court labour
There wenynge to wyn / theyr lustys & pleasour
But it is a wonder & matter chefe of all
To speke of theyr foly & appetyte rurall
But fyrst let vs talke what pleasour is there sene
Whiche y
• v. wyttys begynnynge at the iyen
¶ Coridon.
¶ That is trouth Cornix ryght many thyngys be
Whiche men haue pleasour and great delyte to se
And these in the court be moost in habundance
¶ Cornix.
¶ Nay there hath the syght / no maner of pleasance
And that shall I proue longe tyme or it be nyght
Some men delytyth beholdynge men to fyght
Or goodly knyghtes / in pleasant apparayle
Or sturdy sowdiours in bryght harnes & mayle
Or an army redy arayed to the war
Or to se them fyght so that he stande a far
Some glad is to se these ladyes beauteous
Goodly apoyntyd in clothynge sumptuous
A nomber of peopyll apoyntyd in lyke wyse
In costly clothynge after the newest gyse
Sportys / dysgysynge fayr coursers moūt & praunce
[Page] Or goodly ladyes / & knyghtes synge & daunce
To se fayre houses and curyous picture
Or pleasant hangynge / or sumptuous vesture
Of sylke of purpure / or golde moost oryent
And other clothynge dyuers and excellent
Hye curyous byldynge and palacys royall
Or chapels temples fayre & substancyall
Images grauen or va
[...] ltes curyous
Gardyns and medows or place dylycyous
Forestes parkes / well furnysshed with dere
Colde pleasant streamys or wellys fayre and clere
Curyous cōductys / or shadowey mountayns
Swete pleasant valleys / lawndys other playns
Houndes & suche other thynges manyfolde
Some men take pleasour and solace to beholde
But all these pleasours be moche more iocounde
To pryuate personys / whiche nat to court be boūde
Than to suche other whiche of necessyte
Or bounde to the court / as in captyuyte
For they whiche be bounde to prynces without fayle
Whan they must nedys be present in batayle
There shall they nat be / at large to se the syght
But as sowdyours / in myddes of the fyght
To rone here and there / somtyme his fo to smyte
And oft tymes wounded / herin is small delyte
And more must he thynke / his body to defende
Than for any pleasour / about hym to intende
And oft is he faynt and betyn to the grounde
I trowe in suche syght / smal pleasour may be foūde
As for fayre ladyes / clothed in sylke and golde
In court at thy pleasour thou canst nat beholde
At thy pryncys pleasour / thou shalt them onely se
[Page] Than suche shalt thou se whiche lytell set by the
Whose shape and beautye / may so enflambe thyn hart
That thought & langour may cause y
e for to smart
For a small sparcle / may kendle loue certayne
But scantly Seuecne / may quenche it clene agayne
And beautly blyndeth and causyth man to set
His hart on y
t thynge / whiche he shall neuer get
To se men clothed in sylkes pleasantly
It is small pleasour and oft causyth enuy
whyle thy lene Jade / halteth be thy syde
To se another / vpon a courser ryde
Thoughe he be neyther gentylman nor knyght
Nothynge is thy fortune / thy hart can nat be lyght
As thouchynge sportys & gamys of pleasance
To synge to reuell and other dalyaunce
Who that wyll truly / vpon his lorde attende
Unto suche pleasours he seldom may entende
Palaycys pyctures / and temples sumptuous
And other byldynge / bothe gay and curious
These may marchauntys more at theyr pleasour se
Than suche as in court be bounde alway to be
Syth kynges / for must part pas nat theyr regyons
Thou seest now Cytees / of foreyn nacyons
Suche outwarde pleasours / may the peopyll se
So may nat courters / for lacke of lyberte
As for these pleasours / of thynges varyable
Whiche in the fyldes aperyth delectable
But seldom season mayst thou obtayne respyte
The same to beholde with pleasour and delyte
Some tyme the courter remayneth halfe the yere
Closse within wallys moche lyke a prysoner
To make escapys / some seldom tyme a
[...] wount
[Page] Saue whā theyr prynces hath pleasour for to hūt
Orels other wyse them selfe to recreate
And than this pleasour shall they nat loue but hate
For than shal they forth moost namely to the payne
Whan they in myndes wolde at home remayne
Other in the frost / hayle or els snowe
Or whā some tempest or myghty wynd doth blowe
Or els in great heat and feruour excyssyfe
But closse in houses the moost part wast theyr lyfe
Of colour faded / & cloked nere with dust
This is of courters the ioy and all the lust
¶ Coridon.
¶ What yet may they synge & with fayre ladyes daūce
Bothe comon & lawghe / here in is some pleasance
¶ Cornix.
¶ Nay nay Coridon / that pleasourys but small
Some & conte
[...] t / what man wyll pleasour call
For some in the daunse / hyr pyncheth by the hande
Whiche gladly wolde se hym stretchyd in a bande
Some galand sekyth / hyr fauour to purchace
Whiche playne abhorryth for to beholde his face
And styll in dauncynge / moost parte inclynyth she
To one moche vyler and more abiect than he
No day ouer passyth but that in court men fynde
A thousand thynges / to vex and greue theyr mynde
Alway thy foes / or present in thy syght
And often so great is theyr degre and myght
That nedys must thou kys y
t hāde which dyd y
e harme
Thoughe thou wolde se it / cut gladly frō the arme
And brefely to speke yf thou to court resort
Yf thou se one thynge of pleasour or confort
Thou shall se many before or thou depart
[Page] To thy dyspleasour & pensyfnes of hert
So fyndyth thy syght / there more of bytternes
And of dyspleasour / than pleasour and gladnes
¶ Coridon.
¶ As towchynge the syght now se I clere and playne
That men in the court shall fynde but care & payne
But yet me thynketh as dayly doth apere
That men in the court may pleasant thyngys here
And by suche meanys haue delectacyon
Whyle they here tydynges & communycacyon
And all the chaunches and euery newelte
As well of our Coost / as far beyonde the see
There men may here some that comon of wysdom
For of men wysest / within the court be some
There be recountyd / and of men lernyd tolde
Famous cronycles of actys great and olde
The worthy dedes of prynces excellent
To moue yonge prynces / suche actes to frequent
For whan wyse men dare nat bad prynces blame
For theyr myslyuynge / Me
[...] alcas sayth this same
Of other prynces / than lawde they the vertue
To styre theyr lordes / suche lyuynge to ensure
And whyle they commende / prynces vnworthely
To be commendable / they warne them secretly
All this may courters / in court oft tymes here
And also songes of tymes swete and clere
The byrde of Cornewayle / the Crayne and the kyte
And mo other lyke to here it is delyte
Warblynge of theyr tunys / at pleasour and at wyll
Though some be besy whiche haue but lytell skyll
There men may here / moche other melody
In sound ressemblynge an heuynly armony
[Page] Is this nat pleasour / me thynke no myrth is scant
Where no reioysynge / of mynstrelsy doth want
The baggepype / or fydell to vs is delectable
Than is there solace more greatly commendable
¶ Cornix.
¶ Thou art dysceyuyd / and so be many mo
Whiche for suche pleasour / vnto the court wyll go
But for these also / I must fynde remedy
Whiche sue to the court for lust of melody
They be madde folys / whiche to reioyse theyr erys
Wyll lyue in court more dredfull then with bearys
In stede of pleasour / suche fynde but heuynes
They here small good / but moche vnhapynes
As towchynge tydynges / which thou dost fyrst abiect
There moche thynges is tolde / fals & of none effect
And more dyspleasour shall wysmen in them fynde
Than ioy or pleasour to confort of theyr mynde
These be tydynges / in court moost comonly
Or Cytees takyn / war / frawde / & tyranny
Good men subdued / or els by malyce slayne
And bad in theyr stede / haue vyctory and reyne
Of spoylynge murder / oppressyon and rapyne
How lawe and iustyce / sore fallyth to ruyne
Amonge the courters suche neweltyes be tolde
And in mean season / they lawgh bothe yonge & olde
Whyle one recountyd / some dede abhomynable
Suche other wretches / repute it commendable
But men of wysdom / well lernyd in scripture
Whiche talke of maners / or secrete of nature
Or of hystoryes / theyr dysputacyon
Is swetely sawsyth / with adulacyon
They cloke the trouth / theyr prynces to content
[Page] To purchace fauour & mynde beneuolent
In somtyme poetes or oratours ornate
Make orysons / before some great estate
It is nat so swete / to here them talkynge there
Where as theyr myndes / be trowblyd oft with fear
As in the scoles / where they at lyberte
Without all flaterynge / may talke playne veryte
For truly in courtes / all communycacyon
Must nedes haue spyce of adulacyon
Suche as be gylty / anone be mad and wroth
If one be so bolde / playnly to say the trouth
Therfore yll lyuers / oftymes lawdyd be
And men dyspraysed whiche loue honeste
And true hystoryes of actes anucyent
Be fally tourned / some prynces to content
And namely whan suche hystoryes testyfy
Blame or dyswourshyp / towchyng his progeny
Than newe hystoryes be fayned of the olde
With flatery paynted / with lyes many folde
Than some good scoler / without promocyon
Herynge suche / glosyd communycacyon
Dare nat be so bolde / suche lyenge to gaynsay
But laughe in his mynde yet at the fole he may
And also in court / Actours nat verytable
And lest of valour are counted moost laudable
But Liuius / Salust & quintus curcius
Justinian / Plutarche / and Suetonius
With suche noble auctours / and many other mo
In this tyme courters wyll haue nothynge to do
¶ Coridon.
¶ Cornix / where hast thou these strange namys sought
¶ Cornix.
¶ I sought nat in youth the worlde all for nought
Mynstreis and syngers be in the court lyke wyse
And that of the best / and of the frenche gyse
Suche men with pryncys / be sene more acceptable
Than men of wysdom and clerkes venerable
For Phylosofers / Poetes and Oratours
Be seldom in court / had in so great honours
Whā thou fayne wolde here / suche folkes play or synge
Nothynge shall be done / of them at thy lykynge
But whan it pleasyth thy prynces them to call
Theyr sounde ascendyth / to chamber and to hall
Whan thou woldest sleape or do some besynes
Than is theyr musyke to the vnquyetnes
Yet byde theyr clamour and sounde thou nedes must
To thy great trouble and no pleasour or lust
This is of syngers the veray properte
Alway the couyte desyred for to be
And whan theyr frendes wolde here of theyr cōnynge
Than ar they neuer dysposed for to synge
But yf they begyn desyred of no man
Than shewe they all and more than they can
And neuer leue thy tyll men of them be wery
So in theyr conceyt / theyr connynge they set by
And thus whan a man wolde gladlyest them here
Than haue they dysdayne / in presence to apere
And than whan a man wolde take his eas and rest
Than none can voyd them they be in place so prest
Yet nedys must thou exchewe season pryncypall
Rewarde suche people / els art thou nough at all
For theyr dyspleasoure to the and paynes harde
Lo suche is y
e court / thou must gyue them rewarde
Besyde this / in court men here skant other thynge
[Page] Saue chydynge / brawlyng / bannynge & curs
[...] yn
[...]
Echone is besy his felawe for to blame
There is blasphemynge of goddys holy name
Deuysynge othis with pleasour for the nonys
And often they speke togyder all at onys
So many clamours vse they at euery tyde
That scant mayst thou here thy felowe be the syde
They boste theyr synnes / as past the fear of shame
Detractynge other men fawty in the same
One laudeth his londe where he was bred & borne
At others contray hauynge dysdayne and scorne
On eche syde soundyth foule speche of rybawdry
Uauntynge and bostynge of fynne and velany
No me sure maner nor shame / nor reuerence
Haue they in wordes in secrete or presence
A rusty rybawd more vyler than a sowe
Hath in the court more audyence than thou
Some booke / some brawle / some slander & bachyte
To here suche maners can be but small delyte
Except a wretche wyll confourme hym to that sorte
Than in suche herynge his blyndnes hath conforte
These scabbed scolyons may do and say theyr wyll
Whan men of wourshyp for very shame are styll
Who that hath wysdom wolde rather defe to be
Than dayly to here suche vyle enormyte
¶ Coridon.
¶ I se in herynge men in the court haue no ioye
Yet is it pleasour to handle and to toy
With Galatea Licoris or phyllys
Neera / Malkyn or lusty Testilis
And other damys / yf coyne be in the powche
Men may haue pleasour them for to fele & towche
[Page] In court hath venus hyr power pryncypall
For wymen vsyth to loue them moost of all
Whiche boldly bosteth / or that can synge and get
Whiche ar well decked with large busshes set
Whiche hath the maystry / oft tyme in tournament
Or that can gainbawd / or daunce feat and gent
Or that can alway be mery withouth care
With suche can wymen / moost chefely deal & fare
So may these courters in court some pleasour wyn
Duely in towchynge / and felynge theyr soft skyn
¶ Cornix.
¶ Thou arte abusyd / forsothe it is nat so
Louers in court haue moost of care and wo
Some wymen loue them / inflamyde be vyle lust
But yet veray fewe / dare them byleue or trust
For well knowe wymen / that courters chat and bable
They bost theyr synnes / and euer be vnstable
After theyr pleasour / than to the olde adiwe
Than be they besy / to puruey for a newe
This knowe all wymen / Some by experyence
So fewe to courters / gyue trust or confydence
Except it be suche / as forsyth nat hyr name
Or passed all fear / rebuke / or worldly shame
Than suche a brouthell / hyr kepyth nat to one
For many courters / ensueth her alone
And none shalt thou loue of this vyle sorte parde
But that she louyth another more then the
And than as often / as partynge felowes mete
They chyde and brawle though it be in the strete
Hatered and stryfe / and fyghtynge cometh after
[...] ffu
[...] y on of blode / and oftentyme manslaughter
Thou canst no woman / kepe streyght and nygardly
[Page] To whom many one dothe promes largely
Another shall come / more fresshe and gayly decte
Than hath he fauour / and thou art clene abiecte
Whan thou haste wasted thy money / name and sede
Than shalt y
• haue nought saue a mok for thy mede
Thou art the nynthe / wenynge to be alone
For none of this sorte / can be content with one
Yet shall she fayne hyr chast as penolope
Though she loue twenty as well as she dothe the
And eche for his tyme shall haue a mery loke
Se syghyth as she great sorowe for them toke
With fayned teares / she moysteth oft thy lap
Tyll tyme that thy purse be taken in a trap
And yf she perceyue that all thy coyn is gone
Than daunce at the dore / adieu gentyll Johū
And oft whan thou goost to vysyte thy lemman
With hyr shalt thou fynde / some other Joly man
Than shall she make the for to beleue none other
But he is her fader / her vncle or her brother
But playnly to speke / he brother is tho the
If kynred may ryse / of suche iniquite
Agayne to hyr howse / yf that thou after rome
Than shalt thou fynde / that she is nat at home
But gone to some other / whiche for rebuke and shame
Durst nat come to hyr / for hurtynge of his name
¶ Coridon.
¶ Here is a ruell / this doth excede my mynde
Who wolde thynke this gyle / to be in woman̄kynde
But yet man parde / some be as good within
As they be outwarde in beauty of the skyn
Of this cursed sorte / they can nat be echone
Some be whiche kepe them to one louer alone
[Page] As penolope / was to hyr Ulires
Thynke on what Codrus / recountyd of lucres
Though she nat wyllynge was falsly violat
With hyr owne handes procured she hyr fate
¶ Cornix.
¶ It were a great wounder a monge the wymen all
If none were part
[...] es / of lust venerall
I graunte some chast / what tyme they can nat chuse
As whan all men theyr company refuse
Or whan she knowyth / hyr vyce sholde be detect
Than of myslyuynge / auoydyth she the sect
And though in y
e worlde / some womē mayst thou fynde
Whiche chastely lyue / of theyr owne proper kynde
Or that can kepe hyr selfe onely to one
Yet is with suche / of pleasour small or none
To hyr at pleasour thou canst nat resorte
In pleasour stollyn / but small is the conforte
Neyther mayst thou longe with suche one remayne
And in shorte pleasour departynge in great payne
To hyr mayst thou come but only now and than
By stelth & stertys / as pryuey as thou can
To loue and thy lorde mayst thou nat serue togyder
If so thy wyt is dystract thou w
[...] t nat whether
Thy lorde doth chalange to hym thy hole seruyce
And the same doth loue chalange in lyke wyse
Nat onely it is harde in the court to saue
Thy lemmad chast / with hyr pleasour to haue
But also / it is extreme dyffyculte
Thyn owne wyfe in court to kepe in chastyts
For flaterynge wowers / on euery syde apere
And lusty galandes of fayre dystymulyd chere
Some promes gold and gyftes great or small
[Page] Some hasty galand is yet before them all
So many wowers / bawdys and brokers
Flatterers lyers and hasty proferes
Be alway in court / that chast penolope
Coude skant amonge them preserue her chastyte
So great temptacyon / no woman may resyste
In heuenly power / hyr myght do nat assyste
For craft and coyne / flatery and instaunce
Tourneth chaste myndes / to vyle mysgouernaunce
Though she be honest / yet must thou leue thy loue
Syth prynces courtes / contynually remoue
Then Whether she be thy wyfe or concubyne
Her care and dolour is great / and so is thyne
For neyther mayst thou / ther styll with hyr abyde
Nor lede her with the / or kepe her be thy syde
Whan thou art gone / yf she behynde remayne
Than fear the trowblyth / with tourmēt & w
t payne
By cause that the mynde / of women is onstable
Alway thou doubtest / lest she be chauugeable
And I assure the / yf man be out of syght
The mynde of woman / to retourne is very lyght
Onys out of syght / and shortly out of mynde
This is theyr maner / apere the neuer so kynde
Adde to all these / scorne and derysyon
Whiche thou mayst suffer / & greate suspeccyon
Infamy / sclaunder / and preuey Jalowsy
These must thou suffer without all remedy
And other daungers mo than a man can thynke
Whyle other slepyth / the louer skant doth wynke
Who hath these prouyd / shall none of them desyre
For chyldren brent / styll after dredyth fyre
Syth that the se thynges / to all men be greuous
[Page] They be to courtes / yet moost dammagyous
Moost paynfull noyons / and playnly importable
In court them felynge / hath no thynge delectable
¶ Coridon.
¶ I se the pleasour / of towchynge is but small
I thought it hony / I se now it is gall
Now speke on Cornix I pray the brefely tell
What ioy haue courters / in tastynge or to smell
For these two wyttes / in court be recreate
Ellys many wretchys / be there infatuat
¶ Cornix.
¶ The smell and tastynge / partly conioyned be
And parte dysioyned / as I shall tell to the
For whyle we receyue / some meatys delycate
The smell & tastynge / than bothe be recreate
The fragraunt odour / and oyntment of swete flour
Onely delytyth / the smellynge with odour
Of meate delycyous / gone is bothe smell and tast
Whan it is chewyd / and through the gorge past
But they whiche in mouth / haue pleasour pryncypall
Or beestly folys / and of lyuynge brutall
The famous shepherde / whom Nero dyd behede
Them greatly blamyth / whiche beestly vse to fede
Whiche for theyr wombe chefe care & labour take
And of theyr belyes / ar wont theyr god to make
¶ Coridon.
¶ A god of the wombe / that harde I neuer ere
¶ Cornix.
¶ Coridon / thou art nat to olde for to lere
I playnly shall now declare for thy sake
Now beestly glottons god of theyr wombes make
To god ar men wont / temples to edyfye
And costly auters to ordayne semblably
[Page] To ordayne mynysters / to execute seruyce
To offer beestes / by way of sacryfyce
To burne in temples / well smellynge ensence
Glottons to the wombe / do all this reuerence
¶ Coridon.
¶ They and theyr gooddes come to confucyon
Whiche forgeth ydolys / by suche abusyon
But procede Cornix / tell on in wordys playne
How all these thynges / they to the wombe ordayne
Whiche is in temple / the auter and insence
And the mynysters / to do theyr dylygence
Within the temple to kepe alway seruyce
And to the bely whiche is the sacryfyce
¶ Cornix.
¶ To god of the belly / glotons a temple make
Of the smoky kechyn / for temple it they take
Within this temple / mynystre / bawdy cookes
And yonge scolyons / with fendes of theyr lokes
The solem awter / is the borde or table
With dysshes charged / twenty in a rable
The beestes offcyd / in sacryfyce or hoste
In dyuers sortes / of sodyn and of roste
The sawe is ensence / or of the mete the smell
And of this temple / these be the chefe vessell
Platers and dysshes / morter and pot crokys
Pottis and pestels / broches and flesshe hokes
And many mo els / than I count or tell
They knowe them best whiche with the kychē mell
For god of the wombe / this seruice men prepare
As for theyr true god / full lytell is theyr care
¶ Coridon.
¶ This lyfe is beestly / and vtterly damnable
¶ Cornix.
[Page]
¶ But yet it is now reputed comendable
Prynces and comons and some of relygyon
Unto this temple haue chefe deuocyon
To cokes and tauernes some erlyer frequent
Than vnto seruyce of god omnipotent
Fyrst serue the belly / than after serue our lorde
Suche is the worlde / though it do yll accorde
And suche as delytyth / in beestly glotony
Folowith the court / supposynge stedfastly
With mete and with drynke / to stofe well the paunche
Whose lust insacyate / no flode of hell can staunche
And for that prynces vse / costely mete and wyne
These folys suppouse / to fede them with as fyne
To ete and to drynke / as swete & delycate
As doth theyr prynces or other great estate
Lyke wyse as flyes / doth folowe and thycke swarme
About
[...] at paunches / vnto theyr vtter harme
So suche men as haue / in glotony confort
To lordes kechyns moost besely resorte
With hungry throtys / yet go the oft away
And oft haue the flyes moche greater part than they
¶ Coridon.
¶ Than tell on Cornix / what confort and pleasour
Men fyndyth in court in tastynge & sauour
With meate and drynke / how they theyr wombes fyll
And whether thy spede / at pleasour & at wyll
¶ Coridon.
¶ To ete and to drynke / than is moost ioye & lust
Whan men be hungry or greuyd sore with trust
But oft vnto nowne / must thou abyde respyte
Than tournyd is hounger / to doggys appetyte
[Page] For playne wood houngry that tyme is many one
That some wolde gladly be gnauynge on a bone
On whiche vyle currys hath gnawen on before
His purs is empty and houngre is so sore
Or some by feblenes and wery taryenge
Lese theyr appetyte / that they can ete nothynge
Some other hath etyn / some bread & chese before
That at theyr dyner / they lust to eate no more
Theyr stomake stopyd and closyd with some crust
From them hath takyn / theyr appetyte & lust
Than other courters of maners beestyall
With gredy mouthes deuowreth more than all
Thus some at rysynge be fuller then be swyne
And some for hunger agayne may syte and dyne
Somtyme to gyder must thou bothe dyne & sup
And somtyme thou dynest before the sonne be vp
But yf thou refuse to ete before day lyght
Than must thou tary and fast tyll it be nyght
To ete or to drynke than is it small delyte
Whan no dysgestyon hath styred appetyte
Agayne art thou set to sowper all to late
All thynge hath season whiche men of court not hate
For neuer shall thy meate be set to in the season
Where of procedyth moche sore vexacion
Oft age intestate departyd sodaynly
And lusty galandes departyth semblably
Here of procedyth / the vomyte & the stone
And other syknesse many mo than one
Somtyme is the wyne soure / watery and so bad
That onely the colour myght make a man be mad
Colde without mesure / or hote as hors pys
Bad is the colour / the sauour badder is
[Page] But yf in the court thou drynke / bothe bere and ale
Than is the colour trowbled / blake and pale
Thynke nat to drynke it / in glas / syluer or golde
The one may be stollyn / the other can nat holde
Of a treyn vessell / than must thou nedy drynke
Olde blake and rusty / lately takyn fro some synke
And in suche vessell drynke / shall thou of tentyme
Whiche in the bottom / is full of fylth and slyme
And of that vessell / thou drynkest oft I wys
In whiche some statis / or damys late dyd pys
Yet shalt thou nat haue / a cup at thy delyte
To drynke of allone / at wyll and appetyte
Coridon in court / I tell the by my sowle
For most parte / thou must drinke of a comon bowse
And where greasy lyppes / and slymy berde
Hath late ben depyd / to make some man aferde
On that syde must thou thy lyppys wasshe also
Or els without drynke / from dyner must thou go
In the meane season / olde wyne & derely bought
Before thy presence / shall to thy prynce be brought
Whose smell and odour / so swete and maruelous
With fragrant sauour / inbawnyth all the hous
As muscadell capryke / romney and maluesy
From Genes / brough from grece or hungarry
Suche shall he drynke / suche shall to him be brought
Thou hast the sauour / thy part of it is nought
Though thou sholde perysike / for veray ardent thrust
No drop thou gettest / for to esclacke thy lust
And though good wynes / somtyme to the be brought
The tast of better / shall cause it to seme nought
Oft woldest thou drynke / yet darest thou nat sup
Tyll tyme thy better haue tastyd of the cup
[Page] No cup is fylled / tyll dyner halfe be done
And some mynystres / it countyth than to sone
But yf thou begyn for drynke / to call and craue
Thou for thy calling suche good reward shalt haue
That men shall call the malapert or dronke
Or an abbey lowne / or lymner of a monke
But with thy rebuke / yet art thou neuer the nere
Whyther thou demaunde / wyne pallydale or bere
Yet shalt thou nat drynke / whā thou hast nede & thrust
The cup must thou spare / ay / for thy betters lust
Thy ough many handes shall pas the pees or cup
Before or it come to the / is all dronke vp
And than yf a drope / or two therin remayne
To lycke the vessell / somtyme thou arte full fayne
And than at the grounde / some fylth yf thou espy
To blame the butler / thou gettest but enuy
And as men wekely / newe holy water poure
And onys in a yere / the vessell vse to scoure
So cupes & tankerdes in court as thou mayst thynke
Where in the comons / ar vsyd for to drynke
Or onys in the yere / empty and made clene
And scantly that well / as oftentyme is sene
For to aske water / thy wynes to alley
Thou fynde shalt no nede / yf thou before assay
With rynsynge of cupes / it tempered is before
By cause pure water / perchaunce is nat in store
¶ Coridon.
¶ Fye on this maner / suche seruyce I defye
I se that in court is vnclene penury
Yet here though our drynke / be veray thyne & small
We may therof plenty haue whan we call
And in clene vessell / we drynke therof parde
[Page] Take here the bottell Cornix / assay and se
¶ Cornix.
¶ Than call for the prest / whan I refuse to drynke
This ale brewet / bentlye it maketh me to wynke
¶ Coridon.
¶ Thou sayst trouth Cornix / byleue me by the rode
No hand is so sure / that can alway make goode
But talke of the court / yf thou hast ony more
Set downe the bottell / saue some lycour in store
¶ Cornix.
¶ God blysse the brewer / well colyd is my throte
Now myght I for nede / synge hyer by a note
It is bad water / that cannat allay dust
And very soure ale / that can nat quenche thrust
How rowlyth my tunge / now that I without payne
Now here me I enter into the court agayne
Beholde in the court / on comon table clothys
So vyle and ragged that some his dyner lothys
Touche them / then shall they vnto thy fyngers cleue
And than must thou wype / thy handes on thy slyue
So he whiche dayly fareth in this gyse
Is so imbrued / and noynted in suche wyse
That as many men / as on his scyrtes loke
Count hym a scolyon / or ellys a gresy cooke
¶ Coridon.
¶ Yet Cornix / agayne / all courtynge I defy
More clennes is kept / within some hogges sty
But yet mate Cornix all be nat thus I wene
For some table clothes be kept wyte and clene
Fyner than sylke / and chaunged euery day
¶ Cornix.
¶ Coridon forsothe / it is as thou dost say
[Page] But these be thynges / moost chefe & pryncypall
Onely reserued / for greattest men of all
As for other clothes / whiche serue the comonte
Suche as I tolde the / or els vyler be
And styll remayne the / vnto the planke cleuynge
So black / so bawdy / so fowle and yll semynge
Of syght and of sent / vyle and abhomynable
Tyll skant may a man discerne them from the table
But nowe here what meate / there nedes ete thou must
And than yf thou mayst to it apply thy lust
Thy mete in the court / is neyther swanne nor heron
Curlewe nor crane / but cowrs befe & motton
Fat porke or vele / and namely suche is bought
For easyer pryce / whan they be lene and nought
Thy flesshe is reesty / or lean towgh and olde
Or it come to borde / onsauery and colde
Somtyme twyse sodden / vnclene without tast
Sawsed with coles / and asshes all for haste
Whan thou it etyst / it smellyth so of smoke
Than euery morsell / is able one to choke
Make hunger thy sawse / be thou neuer so nyse
For there shalt thou fynde none other sawse ne spyce
Thy potage is made with wedes & with asshes
And betwene thy tethe / of tyme the coles crasshes
Somtyme halfe sodden / is bothe thy flesshe & broth
The watter and herbes / togyder be so wrothe
That eche goth a parte / they can nat well agre
And oft be they salt / as water of the see
Seldom at chese / hast thon a lytell lycke
And yf thou ought haue / within it shall be quycke
All full of magottys and lyke to the raynbowe
Of dyuers colours / as read grene and yelowe
[Page] On eche syde grawen / with myse or with rattys
Or with vyle wormes / with dogges or w
t cattys
Unclene and scurfy / and harde as the stone
It loketh so well / thou woldest it were gone
If thou haue butter / than shall it be as yll
Or worse than thy chese / but hungar hath no skyll
And whan that egges / halfe hatched be almoost
Than are they for the / layde in the fyre to roost
If thou haue pearys / or apples by thou sure
Than be they suche as myght no more indure
And yf thou none ete / they be so good & fyne
That after dyner / they serue for the swyne
Thy oyle for fryenge is for the lampes mete
A man it chokyth / the sauour is so swete
A cordwayners shop / & it haue equall sent
Suche payne & penaunce / acordyth best to lent
Suche is of this oyle / the sauour peryllous
That it myght / serpentes dryue out of an hous
Oftyme thy stomake it causith to reboke
And of it is redy / the sodaynly to choke
Of fysshe in some court / thy chefe & vsyd dysshe
Is whytynge hexynge / saltfysshe & stockfysshe
If the day be solemne / parchaunce thou mayst fele
The tast & the sapour / of tenche or ele
Theyr muddy sapour shall make thy stomake ake
And as for the ele / is cosyn to a snake
But yf better fysshe / or any dysshes more
Come to thy parte / it nought was before
Corrupt yll smellynge and. v. dayes olde
For sent thou canst nat receyue it yf thou wolde
Thy bread is blacke / of yll sapour & tast
And hard as a flynt / bycause thou none sholde wast
[Page] That skant be thy tethe abyll it to brake
Depe it in potage / yf thou no shyft can make
And thoughe whyte & browne / be bothe at one pryce
With browne shalt y
• fede lest whyte myght make y
• nyce
The lordys wyll alway that people note & se
Bytwene them & seruantes some dyuersyte
Thoughe it to them tourne to no profyte at all
If they haue pleasour / the seruant shall haue small
Thy dysshes be one contynnynge the yere
Thou knowest what meate before thē shall apere
This slakyth great parte / of lustys and pleasour
Whiche asketh dentyes moche dyuers of sapour
On one dysshe dayly nedes shall thou blowe
Tyll thou be as wery as dogge of the bowe
But this myght be suffred / may fortune easely
If thou sawe nat sweter meates to pas by
For this vnto courters / moost comonly doth hape
That while they haue browne bread & chese i theyr lape
On it fast gnawynge as houndes rauenous
Anone by them passyth of meate delycyous
And costely dysses a score may they tell
Theyr gredy gorgys ar rapt with the smell
The deynteous dysshes / whiche pas throughe y
e hall
It were great labour for me to name them all
And Coridon all yf I wolde it were but shame
For sympyll shepherdes suche deyntyes to name
With browne bread & chese / the shepherde is content
And skant se we fysshe / past onys in the lent
And other seasons / soft chese is our fode
With boter & creame than is our dyner gode
And mylke is our myrth / and specyall appetyte
In apples and plommys / also is our delyte
[Page] These fyll the bely all yf we hunger sore
Whā mā hath ynough what nedyth hym haue more
But whan these courters syt on the benches ydyll
Smellynge those dysshes they byte on the brydyll
And than is theyr payne and anger fell as gall
Whan all passyth by / & they haue nought at all
What fysshe is of sauour / swete & delycyous
Whyle y
u sore hungrest / thy prynce hath plenteous
Rostyd or sodden in swete herbes & wyne
Or fryed in oyle / most saporous & fyne
Suche fysshe to beholde and none therof to tast
Pure enuy causyth hye hart nere to brast
Than seynge his dysshes of flesshe newe agayne
Thy mynde hath tourmēt yet w
t moche great payne
Well mayste thou smell the pastyes of a hart
And dyuers dentyes / but nought shall be thy part
The crane / the fesant / the pecocke & curlewe
The partryche / plouer / byttore & heronsewe
Eche byrde of the ayre and beestes of the grounde
At prynces table / shalt thou beholde habounde
Season d so well in lycour redolent
That the hall is full of pleasant smell & sent
To se suche dysshes / & smell the swete odour
And nothynge to tast / is vtter dyspleasour
¶ Coridon.
¶ Yes somwhat shall come / who can his tyme abyde
And thus may I warne / my felowe by my syde
What ete soft dromo / & haue nat so great hast
For shortly we shall some better morfell tast
Soft man and spare thou / a courner of thy belly
A none shall be sent vs some lytell dysshe of Jely
A legge of a swan / a partryche or twayne
¶ Cornix.
[Page]
¶ Nay nay Coridon / thy bydynge is in vayne
Thy thought shall vanysshe / suche dysshes be nat smal
For comon courters / of them hath nought at all
To thy next felowe / some morsell may be sent
To thy dyspleasour greate anguysshe & tourment
Wherby in thy mynde thou mayst suspect & trowe
Hym more in fauour & in conceyt than thou
And somtyme to the is sent a lytell crape
With sauour therof to take the in a trape
Nat to alay / thy hunger and desyre
But by the swetnes / to set the more on fyre
Besyde all this sorowe / incresyd is thy payne
Whan thou beholdest before thy lorde payne mayne
A baker chosen & wagyd well for thy
That onely he sholde that besynes apply
Yf thou one manchet / dare handyll other touche
By cause of dutye to thrust it in thy pouche
Than shall some sloueyn / the dasshe on the ere
Thou shrynkest for shame thy bread leuynge there
¶ Coridon.
¶ My bagge full of stony & hoke in my hande
Sholde gyue me a cowrage such boldly to w
t stande
¶ Cornix.
¶ Nat so Coridon / they fare lyke to curres
Togyther they cleue more fast than do burres
Thoughe echone with other oft chyde brawle & fyght
Agaynst a pore straūger they shewe al theyr myght
It is a greate mastry for Coridon alone
To stryue or comende / with many mo than one
A strawe for thy wysdom & artys lyberall
For fauour and coyne in court worketh all
[Page] Thy prynces apples be swete & oryent
Suche as Minalcas vnto Amintas sent
Or suche as Agros dyd in his kepynge holde
Of fragrant sapour and colour lyke pure golde
In sauowre of whome thou onely hast delyte
But yf thou sholde dye no morssell shalt thou byte
His chese is costly / fat pleasant & holsome
Though thy tethe water / thou etest nat a crome
Upon the sewer / well mayst thou gase & gape
Whyle he is fyllyd / thy hunger is a Jape
Before thy souerayne shall the keruar stande
With dyuers gesture / his knyfe in his hande
Dysmembrynge a crane / or somwhat deynteous
And though his parsell be fat & plenteous
Thoughe vnto dyuers / thou se hym cut & kerue
Thou gettest no gobbet / though y
u sholde dye & sterue
In all that thy syght hath delectacyon
Thy gredy tastynge / hath great vexacron
What man wyll byleue / that suche wretchyd thynge
A courter may fynde his pleasour or lyuynge
What man is he but rather wolde assent
That in suche lyuynge is anguysshe & tourment
May nat theyr tourment be well compared thus
Unto the tourment of wretchyd Tantalus
Whiche as sayd Fawstus / whose saynge I may thinke
In flode and fruytys / may neyther ete nor drynke
Auncyent poetes / this Tantalus do fayne
In hell condemnyd to suffer suche payne
That vp to the chyn / in water doth he stande
And to his vpper lyp / retche apples a thousande
But whan he wolde drynke / the water doth dyscende
And whan he wolde ete / the apples doth ascende
[Page] So both fruyt and water them kepyth at a stent
In myddes of pleasour haue courters lyke tourmēt
But now to tell table for to retourne agayne
There hast thou yet another greuous payne
That whan other talke / & speke what they wyll
Thou dare nat whysper / but as one dom be styl
And yf thou ought speke / pryuey or aperte
Thou art to besy / & callyd malaperte
If thou call for ought by worde sygne / or becke
Thā Jacke w
t the busshe shal tant the with a checke
One recheth the bread with grutche & murmurynge
If thou of some other demaunde any thynge
He hath at thy askynge great scorne & dysdayne
By cause y
t thou syttest whyle he standyth in payne
Somtyme the seruauntys be blynde & ignorant
And spy nat what thynge vpon the bord doth want
If they se a fawt / they wyll it nat attende
By neglygent scorne / dysdaynynge it to mende
Somtyme thou wantest other bread or wyne
But nought dare thou aske yf y
u sholde neuer dyne
Demaunde salt trenchour spone or other thynge
Than art thou unportune / & euer more crauynge
And so shall thy name be spred to thy payne
For at the shall all haue scorne & dysdayne
Somtyme art thou erkyd of them at the table
But moche more art thou of the seruynge rable
The hungry seruers / whiche at the table stande
At euery morsell / hath iye vnto thy hande
So moche on thy morsell dystract is theyr mynde
They gape whā thou gapyst / oft bytynge y
• wynde
By cause that thy leuyngys / is only theyr part
If thou fede the well / sore greued is theyr hart
[Page] Namely of a dysshe costly and deynteous
Eche pece that thou cuttest to them is tedyous
Than at the cupborde / one doth another tell
Se how he fedeth / lyke the deuyll of hell
Our parte he eteth / nought good shall we tast
Than pray they to god that it be thy last
¶ Coridon.
¶ I had leuer Cornix go souperles to bed
Than at suche a faste / to be so bested
Better it is / with chese and bread one to fyll
Than with great deynte / with anger and yll wyll
Or a small handfull / with rest and sure pleasance
Than twenty dysshes / with wrathfull countenance
¶ Cornix.
¶ That can Amintas recorde and testefy
But yet is in court / more payne and mysery
Brought in / by dysshes the table for to fyll
But nat one is brought / in order at thy wyll
That thou wolde haue fyrst / and louest pryncypall
Is brought to the borde / of tymes last of all
With bread and rude mete / whan thou art sacyate
Than cometh dysshes / most swete and delycate
Than must thou other dyspyse them vtterly
Or to thy hurte / surfet / ensuynge glotony
But yf it fortune / as seldom dothe befall
That at begynnynge come dysshes best of all
Or thou hast tasted / a morsell other twayne
Thy dysshe out of syght / is taken sone agayne
Slowe be the seruers / in seruynge in alway
But swyft be they / after takynge thy meat away
A specyall costom / is vsyd them amonge
No good dysshe to suffer on borde to be longe
[Page] If the dysshe be pleasant / other flesshe or fysshe
Ten handes at onys / swarme in the dysshe
And yf it be flesshe ten knyues shall thou se
Manglynge the flesshe & in the platter fle
To put there thy hande is peryll without fayle
Without a gantelet or els a gloue of mayle
Amonge all these knyues / thou one of both must haue
Or els is it harde / thy fyngers hole to saue
Oft in suche dysshes in court is it sene
Some leue theyr fyngers / eche knyfe is so kene
On a fynger gnawyth some hasty gloton
Supposynge it a pees / of befe or of motton
Besyde these in court mo paynes shalt thou se
At borde be men set / as thycke as they may be
The platters shall pas of tymes to & fro
And ouer the sholders / & hede shall they go
And oft all the brothe and lycour fat
Is spylt on thy gowne / thy bonet and thy hat
Somtyme art thou thrust / for lytell rowme and place
And somtyme thy felowe reboketh in thy face
Bytwene dysshe and dysshe / is tary tedyous
But in y
• mean tyme / though y
u haue payne greuous
Neyther mayst thou ryse / cough / spyt / or nese
Or take other easemēt / lest thou thy name may lese
For suche as this wyse / to eas them ar wont
In nombre of rascaldes / courters them count
Of mete is none houre / nor tyme of certente
Yet from begynnynge / absent yf thou be
Other shalt thou lose / thy meat and kys the post
Or yf by fauour thy sowper be nat lost
Thou shalt at lest way rebukes sour abyde
For nat attendynge & faylynge of thy tyde
[Page] Onyons or garlyke / whiche stamped Testyles
Nor yet swete lekes / mayst thou nat etc ywys
¶ Coridon.
¶ What forsake garlyke / lekys and butter swete
Nay rather wolde I go to Ely on my fete
We counte these deyntyes / and meates very good
These be chefe dysshes / and ruall mennys food
¶ Cornix.
¶ Who court frequenteth / must loue the dysshes swete
And lordes dysshes / to hym ar no thynge mete
As for our metys they may nat ete I thynke
By cause great lordes may nat abyde the stynke
But yet lordes syege / and ruall mennys or dure
Be lyke of sauour / for all theyr meates pure
As for comon meatys / of them pleasour is small
By cause one seruyce / of them contynuall
Allayeth pleasour / for voluptuosyte
Wyll haue of dysshes chaunge and dyuersyte
And whan thou hast smellyd meat more delycyous
Thy course dayly fare / to the is tedyous
Now Judge Coridon / yf here in be pleasour
Me thynke it anguysshe sorowe & dolour
Contynuall care and vter mysery
Affliceyon of herte / & wretchyd penury
But many folys thynke it is nothynge so
Whyle they se courters out warde so gayly go
The coursers seruantys cloch syluer & golde
And other lyke thynges / delyte they to beholde
But nough they regard / the inward mysery
Whiche them oppressyth in court contynually
And as sayth Seueke / some count them fortunate
Whiche outwarde apere / well clothed or ornate
[Page] But yf thou behelde theyr inwarde wretchydnes
Theyr dayly trouble / theyr fruytles besynes
Than wolde thou count them bothe vyle & myserable
Theyr rowme and offyce / bothe fals & desceyuable
For lyke as men paynt / olde wallys ruynous
So by they payntyd / theyr lyfe contraryous
And therfore all they whiche serue in court gladly
For tast or smellynge / or spyce of glotony
Haue lyke more wretchyd / than burgyes or marchant
Whiche with theyr wyues haue loue & lyfe pleasant
Shepherdes haue nat so wretchyd lyfe as they
Though they leue porely on cruddes chese & whey
On apples plommes / and drynke clere watter depe
As it were lordes reynynge amonge theyr shepe
The wretchyd lasar / with clynkynge of his bell
Hath lyfe whiche doth the courters lyfe excell
The caytyf begger hath meate & lyberte
Whan courters hunger / in harde captyuyte
The pore man beggyth / nothynge hurtynge his name
As towchig courters they dare nat begge for shame
And an olde prouerbe is sayd by men moost sage
That oft yonge courters be beggers in theyr age
Thus all those wretchys / whiche doth y
• court frequēt
Brynge nat to purpos theyr myndes nor intent
But yf theyr myndes & wyll were sacyate
They ar nat better / therby nor fortunate
Than all be folys concludynge with this clawse
Which w
t glad myndes vse courtyng for suche cause
¶ Coridon.
¶ Now truly Cornir / ryght playnly hast thou tolde
Of court and courters / the paynes many folde
And as I suppose there can no more remayne
[Page] Thy wyt and councell hath ryd me fro great payne
If I had plenty of treasour and ryches
I sholde or I went rewarde thy besynes
But nede oft hurteth good maners commendable
¶ Cornix.
¶ What man woll gladly gyue / that is nat able
But one habundynge in treasour and ryches
Is ware in gyuynge / or yet to make promes
Thy wyll is ynough / syth that thy store is thyn
I aske of the fox no ferther than the skyn
But longe is to nyght / therfore I shall gladly
¶ Coridon.
¶ What more yet declare of courtly mysery
Thou hast tolde ynough / by all these crosses ten
Almost for to choke vpon a thousand men
¶ Cornix.
¶ That I promysed / ryght wolde I sholde fulfyll
Yet more shall I towche / yf thou can holde y
• styll
I sayd fyrst that some / but they be sawyn thyn
Resorte vnto the court / there sowles for to wyn
For w
t great prynces / whyle suche men remayne
They Thynke by counsell by besynes & payne
Thefely to labour for the vtylyte
Of dyuers causys towchynge the comonte
Pore men supportynge / and chyldren faderles
And helpynge wydowes / also in theyr dystres
So moche more wenynge / to pleas our lorde therby
Bycause they contende in payne & Jeopardy
Of these must I cure / the myndes ignorant
Whiche be more folys than all the remenant
All yf they repute themselfe / neuer so sage
Yet shall I proue themselfe stuffyd with dotage
¶ Coridon.
[Page]
¶ Declare that Cornix / that fayne wolde I here
We haue tyme ynough / yet doth the sonne apers
¶ Cornix.
¶ Of this forsayd sorte / scant any fynde we shall
But that requyreth some lucre temporall
But neuertheles / now fayne we suche a one
Whiche seketh in court for no promocyon
But only intende / there sowles for to wyn
And as a champyon / to fyght agaynst syn
Solde wyse men suppose in court so to preuayle
Lost is theyr labour / theyr stody & trauayle
Or sholde a good man / whiche loueth honeste
Put hym in thraldom / or in captyuyte
Of prynces seruyce / his sowle to wyn therby
Say men what them lyst / me thynkyth y
• contrary
For in court required / so many a syn and vyce
And so many wayes / from vertue to attyse
And so many meanys / ledynge to vicyousnes
That there may a man / skant byde in his goodnes
For as a bad horse / resty and flyngynge
Oft kestyth a man / though he be well syttynge
In lyke maner wyse man and rygghtwyse
Resortynge to court / dyscendyth vnto vyce
All yf his reason and wyll also deny
In court hath the fende / suche frawde & polesy
By mean that vyces haue there no punysment
For lust & suffrance / make myndes insolent
But syn & synners / lye dayly so in wayte
Agaynst good lyuynge / to lay theyr deadely bayte
That the beste lyuers / from way of grace declyne
By there occasyon / impellyth to ruyne
[Page] He fallyth in rockys / & peryll consequent
By force of tempest and wyndes vyolent
¶ Coridon.
¶ What man in court is neytheyr roke nor sande
Dyffusly thou spekyst / & to vnderstande
¶ Cornix.
¶ I speke in parable / or by symylytude
Who nat perceyuyth his reason is but rude
But mate Coridon / I tell the before
That what I shall say or yet haue close in store
Of dyuers auctours / I lernyd of Codrus
And he it lernyd / of shepherd Siluius
This Codrus sayd / that Plato the great sage
Of Athenence court / aduertynge the outrage
Purposyd rather to fle to solytude
Than lyue in honour amonge suche vyces rude
Than knowe well thy selfe / what so euer thou be
Whiche to sue the court hast thy felicyte
And note yf thy selfe be better than plato
Note well the powre yf thou haue wyll also
As well as Plato / yll costom to refrayne
If thou so thynkest / thou thynkest thynge in vayne
In court must a man / sayle after euery wynde
Hymselfe conformynge / to euery manners mynde
Serue euery season / confourme hym to the tyme
Be comon with mo / though it be in some cryme
He must rule nature & yet he wote not whither
After the season / nowe hyther & nowe thyther
And in his maner he must dyrect his lyse
With heuy persones / hym must he shewe pensyfe
With men at leyser / whiche wyll them recreate
He must be ioconde / after theyr vse and rate
[Page] With aged persones / he must hym haue sadly
With youth behaue hym iocounde and merely
With auenturous men / whiche seke on cruelte
He must shewe hym blode & of audacyte
With lyuers beestly / insuynge carnall lust
Lyue lecherously / forsothe he nedys must
And who so refuseth than is his nature wronge
He shall nat in the court ryse nor contynue longe
But Coridon / thou myght obiect vnto me more
That y
• sayd Plato / whiche fled from court before
Came longe whyle after / and was in the seruyce
Of Dionisius / the Tyran of Sily
[...] e
It is as thou sayst / but harken to the ende
This Tyrannys vyce / whyle he dyd reprehende
All yf the Tyran counted his name diuyne
As vnder colour / to folowe his doctryne
The cruell Tyran / his malyce to fulfyll
Solde this same Plato / mawgre his mynde & wyt
But thus entreatyd / was Plato nat alone
The wrathe of prynces proued haue many one
And namely of suche as wysest were I wys
As
[...] enon murdred / by Tyran Phalaris
His godly wysdom / nor honour of his age
Coude hym nat socoure / so dyd the Tyran rage
Arracreontes / somtyme of Cypres kynge
Slewe Anaragoras / for all his great connynge
And by commaundement / of Theodoricus
Without all mercy / slayne was Boecius
¶ Coridon.
¶ These be far matters and thynges veray olde
¶ Cornix.
¶ Euyn suche they be / as Codrus to me tolde
[Page] And yet many mo / he countyd to me playne
Of worthy clerkes / whom fel prynces hath slayne
But all to recount / me thynke it is nat best
That askyth leyser / the sonne is nere at rest
Scant tyme remayneth / to tell that is besyde
Except we purpose here all the nyght abyde
¶ Coridon.
¶ Late at our churche ale / syr Sampson to me tolde
A tale of moyses & other Prophetes olde
How the same moyses and many of lyke sort
To prynces courtes dyd oftentyme resorte
He sayd that moyses though he of tonge were rude
Left his hole flocke / behynde in solytude
And he with Aaron / togyther both dyd go
On goddys message vnto kynge Pharao
Also syr Sampson recounted vnto me
A lyke narracyon of prophete Helyse
But Cornix / my mynde is moche obliuyous
And longe hystoryes to here be tedious
¶ Cornix.
¶ As touchynge moyses and many prophetys mo
I granute / they were wont to prynces for to go
These men were godly / it foly were to say
That all men sholde haue suche priuilege as they
These were messangers of god of Izraell
And fynde can we nat / that they in court dyd dwell
But whan they had sayd goddes commaundement
They left bothe court and prynces in continent
Joseph alonly / abode with Pharao
Thordinance of god had erst dysposed so
To helpe his nacyon / in tyme after to come
By his prouisyon / and maruelous wysdome
[Page] I graunte the also / Mawricius & Martyne
Sebastian / George & other men dyuyne
Seruyd in court & vsyd chyua
[...] ry
And neuertheles / thy lyued holely
But this Mawricius dyd chrystened become
And with his legion / receyued marterdome
Lyke wyse sayut George & saynt Sebastian
Dyspysynge ydo
[...] tes whiche courtys vsed than
Suffered harde deth by many folde tourment
For loue and true fayth of god omnipotent
But durynge the tyme / these dyd in the court remayne
No namys of sayntes / men gaue to them sertayne
And holy martyn / whan he was come to age
Gaue ouer the court / and fyxed his cowrage
In goddys seruyce / remaynynge stedfastly
For he perceyuyd / & knewe ryght perfytely
That of pore wydowes & chyldren faderles
The cause nat entryth in to the court doutles
Theyr matters quealeth / for solde is all iustyce
And euery speche / of rybaudry and vyce
Also in courtes / of mercy founde is nought
And of relygyon / no sele yf it were sought
Enuy possessyth the place of charyte
Onely Ambicion hath there auctoryte
These vyces to resyste / passyth humayne doctryne
Man they ouercome / except wysdom dyuyne
If god do nat socoure it passyth mannys myght
With suche occasyon / contynually to fyght
This knewe saynt Martyn / by syght contynuall
Yet nought hym mouyd by help celestiall
And though he lyued in court ryght holely
He wolde no lenger insue that chyua
[...] ry
[Page] And yet many mo / he countyd to me playne
Of worthy clerkes / whom fel prynces hath slayne
But all to recount / me thynke it is nat best
That askyth leyser / the sonne is nere at rest
Scant tyme remayneth / to tell that is besyde
Except we purpose here all the nyght abyde
¶ Coridon.
¶ Late at our churche ale / syr Sampson to me tolde
A tale of moyses & other Prophetes olde
How the same moyses and many of lyke sort
To prynces courtes dyd oftentyme resorte
He sayd that moyses though he of tonge were rude
Left his hole flocke / behynde in solytude
And he with Aaron / togyther both dyd go
On goddys message vnto kynge Pharao
Also syr Sampson recounted vnto me
A lyke narracyon of prophete Helyse
But Cornix / my mynde is moche obliuyous
And longe hystoryes to here be tedious
¶ Cornix.
¶ As touchynge moyses and many prophetys mo
I granute / they were wont to prynces for to go
These men were godly / it foly were to say
That all men sholde haue suche priuilege as they
These were messangers of god of Izraell
And fynde can we nat / that they in court dyd dwell
But whan they had sayd goddes commaundement
They left bothe court and prynces in continent
Joseph alonly / abode with Pharao
Thordinance of god had erst dysposed so
To helpe his nacyon / in tyme after to come
By his prouisyon / and maruelous wysdome
[Page] I graunte the also / Mawricius & Martyne
Sebastian / George & other men dyuyne
Seruyd in court & vsyd chyua
[...] ry
And neuertheles / thy lyued holely
But this Mawricius dyd chrystened become
And with his legion / receyued marterdome
Lyke wyse saynt George & saynt Sebastian
Dyspysynge ydo
[...] tes whiche courtys vsed than
Suffered harde deth by many folde tourment
For loue and true fayth of god omnipotent
But dutynge the tyme / these dyd in the court remayne
No namys of sayntes / men gaue to them sertayne
And holy martyn / whan he was come to age
Gaue ouer the court / and fyxed his cowrage
In goddys seruyce / remaynynge stedfastly
For he perceyuyd / & knewe ryght perfytely
That of pore wydowes & chyldren faderles
The cause nat entryth in to the court doutles
Theyr matters quealeth / for solde is all iustyce
And euery speche / of rybaudry and vyce
Also in courtes / of mercy founde is nought
And of relygyon / no sele yf it were sought
Enuy possessyth the place of charyte
Onely Ambicion hath there auctoryte
These vyces to resyste / passyth humayne doctryne
Man they ouercome / except wysdom dyuyne
If god do nat socoure it passyth mannys myght
With suche occasyon / contynually to fyght
This knewe saynt Martyn / by syght contynuall
Yet nought hym mouyd by help celestiall
And though he lyued in court ryght holely
He wolde no lenger insue that chyua
[...] ry
[Page] Nor leue example / to other men to come
To lyue / where reygneth no vertue nor wysdome
As whan it was asked of Cryst our sauyour
What sholde a man do / of penaunce or labour
Or other dedys to wyn eternall blys
He bed nat a man / ren to the court ywys
He sayd nat go folowe a prynce or lorde or kynge
But go fell thy ryches / and other worldly thynge
Dyspyse all the worlde / and worldly vanyte
For so haue I done / than come & folowe me
In this cause / our lorde hath made no mencyon
Of folowynge the court / for vayne promocyon
Than let men take hede / though they be vertuous
Lest whyle they folowe a thynge so perylous
In court supposynge / theyr sowles for to wyn
Lest there they lose them / by fallynge into syn
For there be snarys and gy
[...] ys infynyte
The fende is redy / occasyon to excyte
In euery corner some enuy shalt thou mete
And stomblynge stonys lay hyd before thy fete
Full harde is it there / Ambicyon to refayne
Auaryce to slake / it is a great payne
To tame enuy / & wrath to mitigate
And in occasyon onclenlynes to hate
Harde is it dayly to be amonge these same
And none of them all / thy pleasour to inflame
But yf there be any / whiche can his lust subdue
Amonge all wyces / to kept them in vertue
As a precyous stone / clene in the myddes of myre
Or lye in flamys / nat greuyd with the fyre
Or touche soft pytche and nat his fyngers fyle
If suche one be founde / within a thousande myle
[Page] I wyll nat deny / but that he may well sue
After court / and folowe / nat hurtynge his vertue
So moche more meryte / shall suche a man procure
How moche more he dothe / of ieopardy endure
But this is my mynde / & sure opynyon
That suche as resorte / vnto the court echone
Be rather overcome / by syn & visyousnes
Than they can vyces vaynquysshe and repres
For man of his nature / is apt to syn & vyce
And with great hardnes dothe vertue exercyse
Example of chyldren / whiche yf they haue theyr wyll
Be lesse dysposed to goodnes / than to yll
I harde Minalcas synge / this vnto his drone
That scripture sayth / that mankynde is nat prone
In youth and age / his pleasour to ensure
In easy lustes / than hardnes of vertue
Therfore I councell / thyselfe my Coridon
Amintas / Codrus / and shepherdes echone
And all of other men whiche wyll them saue fro hell
That none of them all / presume with court to mell
For there is the sowle in ieopardy by cryme
And after lyfe is lost be surffet or due tyme
For other must a man vnto his prynce assent
Laughe at his vyces and be with them content
Than lost is thy sowle / els his fawtys blame
Than shalt thou his Ire agaynst the inflame
As Cirus the kynge somtyme of persy lande
Had one Arpolus / chefe frende of a thousand
Bycause Arpolus onys blamyd his offence
The wrathfull tyran / by mad malyuolence
Caused Arpolus / vnwarly at a feste
To ete his Chyldren as they lyke meate were drest
[Page] And thus Ar polus to his chyldren was a graue
For blamige thy prynce suche reward mayst
[...] haue
Ryght so Cambyses / in hasty furour slewe
The sone of his frend whiche was to hym most true
By cause that his frende / hym blamyd for dronknes
Of suche examples / be many mo doutles
¶ Coridon.
¶ I haue hard Codrus oft tymes testefy
How Aristotle / prynce of philosophy
Sued the tentys / with lawdes and honour
Of Alexander the myghty conquerour
¶ Cornix.
¶ Thou lytell knowest what causyd hym do so
Or yf he frely had lyberte to go
Truly I suppose / it was agaynst his hart
And that he myght nat at lyberte departe
But many other ryght worthy hye honour
Also insured / that myghty conquerour
As Calystynes of hye dyscressyon
And also Crito / whiche was his norsys son
And bolde Lichunachus / folowyd hym in fyght
Whiche was a phylosopher / & eke a worthy knyght
And many mo els that I can count or tell
But here Coridon what vnto these befell
For that Calistines forbad men to honour
Great Alexander as god of moost valour
After suche costome as was in Persy lande
Therfore had he cut / from body / fote and hande
His nose & earys / of trenchyd were also
His iyen out dygged for to increas his wo
Than by commaundement of the conquerour
Was thrust into pryson to byde in more dolour
[Page] Endurynge his lyfe / there euer to remayne
But whā Lisimachus for to make short this payne
Rechyd hym poysen / his cruell conquerour
Made hym be throwen to lyons to deuour
And at a banket / as erst was towchyd playne
By Alexander was the sayd Crito slayne
For blamynge of hym by cause that he dyd blame
His father dedes / Philipphus by his name
Therfore Coridon after my iugement
And as I beleue thou wylt therto assent
They all be folys / whiche sue to court so sore
For all suche causys / as towched ar before
Or to wyn sowles / be there content to serue
Theyr owne sowle puttinge in daūger for to sterue
For other do they seke and hunt about in vayne
And theyr desyres there shall they nat obtayne
Or y
t thynge they seke / whiche shal do them dammage
Els be they throwen in suche a blynde dotage
That of two waynes / they chose moost Jeopardous
All full of thornes / and besynes perylous
All yf they myght well to theyr desyre attayne
By way more easy / more short & voyde of payne
¶ Coridon.
¶ O maruelous matter and well brought to an ende
I can nat be able thy reason to commende
Nor yet to rewarde the thynge that thou haste done
Though I had ryches / & wyt lyke Salamon
Thou haste me sauyd / by councell sapient
Out of hell mouth / & any folde tourment
But nowe is it tyme / to drawe to our cotage
The day is endyth / ryght so is our langage
¶ Finis.
[Page] ¶ This endyth the seconde egloge of the miserye of courtys and courters.
[figure]
¶ Here begynneth the thyrde and last egloge of the misery and behauour of courtys and courters
¶ Coridon.
[Page]
AFter sore labour / swete rest is delectable
And after lōge nyght day lyght is cōfortable
And many wordes requyreth moche drynke
The throte well wasshyd thā loue y
• iyen to wynke
This nyght with me / it prouyd other wyse
I dranke to bedwarde / as is my comon gyse
But suche rest / had I tyll it was on the morne
As had my mother / the nyght that I was borne
¶ Cornix.
¶ Of that I mayuayle / for thou art wont alway
To sleap and to snort / tyll tyme that it be day
But how hapenyd this / now tell me Coridon
That thou had this nyght so sore vexacion
¶ Coridon.
¶ I was so drenchyd with dreamys a drad so sore
I trowe neuer man was troubled so before
Me thought in the court I taken was in trap
And there sore handled / god gyue it an yll hap
Me thought the scolyons / lyke fendes of there lokes
Came some w
t whytles / some other w
t flesshe hokes
Me thought that they stode echone about me thycke
With knyues redy for to flea me quicke
So had I slepynge as moche of fear & drede
As I sholde wakynge / haue lost my skyn in dede
With suche a vision / I troublyd was all nyght
Wherfore I ioyed / what tyme I sawe day lyght
For as soone as euer I hard the byrdes pepe
For fear of dreamys / no lenger durst I slepe
But stert fro my bede / as lyghtly was I prest
Almost as a byrde / out fleeth from hyr nest
So cawght I my male / my boteiland my hoke
[Page] And forth with my flocke / anone my way I toke
But tell me Cornix / I pray the hartely
What thynge this my dream / may note & signify
¶ Cornix.
¶ I drede lyst some one / fulfyllyd / with yll wyll
Had hard our talkynge / & it reportyd yll
Whiche may vs after cause rather wepe than synge
For yll wyll makyth / the worst of euery thynge
But than doth one thynge / well confort me agayne
Forst men ar wont / of that to dream certayne
Wherwith theyr myndes / in walkynge trowbled be
A strawe for dreamys / they be but vanyte
And as for me / I no man dyscommende
If scabbyd clawe / the trouth shall me defende
But how Coridon / thy head is in thy lap
What nowe so erly begynnest thou to nap
¶ Coridon.
¶ Who hath nat slept / nor restydall the nyght
Must sleap by day / els shall his brayne be lyght
But Cornix yf thou lyst / me for to kepe and wake
Talke of some mattes agayne for goddes sake
For so shall the tyme ouerpasse with lytell payne
God knowyth whan we shall mete after agayne
¶ Cornix.
¶ I graunte Coridon / for recreacyon
Of court yet to haue / more cōmunicacyon
¶ Coridon.
¶ All mysery of court / thou hast all redy tolde
¶ Cornix.
¶ Nay nay Coridon / nat by a thousande folde
We shall haue mater / nere tyll this yeres ende
To talke of courtes / yf I myght it intende
[Page] But this one day of part well may we talke
As for the other I force nat let it walke
¶ Coridon.
¶ Thāsyth downe Cornix / lean here agayne this bāke
As for our talkynge we gett but lytell thanke
¶ Cornix.
¶ We gett as moche almost as we deserue
I loke for no thāke nor mete though I sholde steruae
In court shall men fynde yet many paynes mo
Some shall I touche / lett all the other go
Bycause that of slepynge was our fyrst cōmonynge
Here nowe what paynes haue courters in slepynge
They oftentyme slepe / full wretchedly in payne
And lay all the nyght / forth in colde wynd & rayne
Somtyme in bare strawe / on bordes groūde or stonys
Tyll bothe theyr sydes ake and all theyr bonys
And whan that one syde aketh and is wery
Than tourne the other / lo here a remedy
Or ellys must he ryse and walke hymselfe a space
Tyll tyme his ioyntes be satled in theyr place
But yf it fortune thou lye within some towne
In bed of fethers / or ellys of easy downe
Than make the redy / for flyes and for gnattys
For lyse for fleas / punaysys myse & rattys
These shal with bytynge / with stynkynge dyn & soūde
Make y
e wors easment / than yf thou lay on graūde
And neuer in the court shalt thou haue bed alone
Saue whan thou woldest moost gladly lye w
t one
Thy shetys shall be onclene / ragged and rent
Lothly vnto syght / but lothlyer to sent
In whyche some other / departyd late before
Of the pestylence / or of some other sore
[Page] Suche a bedfelawe men shall to the assygne
That it were better to slepe amonge the swyne
So fowle and scabyd of harde pymples so thyn
That a man myght grate hard erustes on his skyn
And all the nyght longe shall he his sydys grate
Better lay on ground / than lay with suche a mate
One coughyth so faste / another breth doth stynke
That durynge y
• nyght / scant mayst y
• gett a wynke
Somtyme a
[...] eper / is sygned to thy bed
Or with other sore / one greuously bested
Somtyme thy bedfelawe is colder than is yse
To hym than he drawith / thy clothys with a tryse
But yf he be hote / by feuers than shall he
Cast all the clothys / & couerlet on the
Other is thy felawe alway to the greuous
Or els thou to hym art alway tedyous
And somtyme these courters / them more to incomber
Slepe all in one chamber / nere twenty in nomber
Than it is great sorowe / for to abyde theyr showt
Some fert some flyngyth / & other snort & rowt
Some boke & some bable / some comyth dronke to bed
Some brawle & soe Jangel whā they be beestly fed
Some laughe & some crye / eche man wyl haue his wyl
Some spue & some pysse / nat one of them is styll
Neuer be they styll tyll myddes of the nyght
And than some brawlyth & for theyr beddes fyght
And oft art thou sygned to loge nere the stable
Than there shalt thou here of rascoides a rable
Somtyme shalt thon here / how they eche other smyte
The nyenge of horses / & how eche other byte
Neuer shall thou knowe thy lodgynge or thy nest
Tyll all thy betters / be sadled & at rest
[Page] In ynnes be straungers / and gestys many one
Of courters lyues / make there conclusyon
And where they be knouen of neyther man nor wyfe
Oft tymes courters / there ende theyr wretchyd lyf
Than shall the hosteler be theyr executour
Or suche other rybaude shall / that was his deuour
Makynge the tapster / comyth gay & feat
His shert / his doublet or bonet to excheat
For flesshe that he bought & payd nought therfore
Than is she extreme / for he shall come no more
But a comon in / yf that thou lodge or lye
Thou neuer canst lay vp / thy gere so pryuely
But other it is stolne / or chaungyd with a thought
And for a good / thou hast a thynge of nought
For some arcant theuys / shall in thy chamber lye
And whyle thou slepyst / they ryse shall pryuely
All yf thou thy powche vnder thy pylowe lay
Some one crafty sercher / therat shall haue assay
Baudes and brethels / & flaterynge tapstres
Joglers & pypers and scorfy waferers
Flaterers & hostlers / and other of this secte
Ar besy in thy chambre / chattynge with none effect
With brawlynge they entre fyrst padyant of thy play
That nought mayst y
• here what wyser men do say
Suche is theyr showtynge y
t scantly mayst thou here
The secrete folowe / whiche by thy syde is nere
But rurall flymmers / & other of our sort
Unto thy lodgynge / or court whan they resorte
They chat they babyll / and all / but of the wombe
More pert & more peuisshe thā they wold be at home
Though thou wolde slepe in durynge all the nyght
Some synge / some morne / theyr
[...] ēman out of syght
[Page] Some synge of Bessy / & some of Nane or kate
Namely whan lycour dystourbed hath the pate
The brotell boteman / and wretchyd laborer
Cesse nat to synge / be vytayle neuer so dere
Who can with suche haue quietnes or rest
But yf thou with slepe / at last be opprest
And that sore labours / to slepe the constrayne
Rumour the raysyth & wakenyd agayne
On mornynge whan thou myght slepe moost quietly
Than must thou aryse there is no remedy
For what tyme thy lorde vnto his hors is prest
Than ought no seruaunt / lye in his bed at rest
¶ Coridon.
¶ Now Cornix I se that with a brawlynge wyfe
Better were to byde / contynuynge my lyfe
And to here chyldren cryenge on euery syde
Than thus in the court this / clamour to abyde
¶ Cornix.
¶ No dout Coridon / but here more mysery
Whiche in theyr lodgynge / haue courters comonly
Men must wyn the marshall / or ellys herbegere
With pryce or w
t prayer els must thou stande arere
And rewarde theyr knauys / must thou yf thon be able
For to assygne the / a lodgynge tolerable
And though they promyse yet shal they nought fulfyll
But poynte the place / nothynge after thy wyll
Other nere a preuey / a stable or asynke
For sent & for clamour where y
• can haue no wynke
After thy rewarde they shall the so manace
That malgre thy tethe thou must resigne thy place
And that to some one whiche is thy ennemy
[...] f they be pleased there is no remedy
[Page] But yet for certayne / it were thynge tollerable
To becke & to bowe / to personys honorable
As to the marshall / or yet the herbeger
Or gentyll personys / whiche vnto them be ne
[...] e
But this is a werke / a trouble and great payne
Somtyme must thou stoupe / vnto a rude vyllayne
Callynge hym mayster / and oft clawe his hande.
All yf thou wolde se hym wawer in a bande
For yf thou lyue in court / y
• must rewarde this rable
Cokes & scolyons / and fermers of the stable
Butlers & butchers / prouenders & bakers
Porters and powlers / & specyally false takers
On these & all lyke / spare must thou none expence
But mekely with mede / bye there beneuolence
But namely of all / it is a greuous payne
To abyde the porter / yf he be a vyllayne
How oftentymes shall he the yatys close
Agaynst thy stomake / thy forhede or thy nose
How oftentymes / whan thy one fote is in
Shall he by malyce / out thrust the be thy chyn
Somtyme his fader / somtyme his clubbysshe fete
Shall dryue y
e backewarde / & tourne y
• to the strete
What he the sayth / commynge yf he syt
How oftentymes shall he the yatys shyt
For very pleasour and ioye of thy cōmynge
The yatys he closyth / lo here a pleasant thynge
All yf thou hast / well rewarded hym before
Without thou standest / in rayne & tempest sore
And in the meane tyme / a rascolde or vylayne
Shall neuer whyle thou art bathyd in the rayne
Somtyme the porter his malyce shall excuse
And say vnto the / thy labour to abuse
[Page] That other is the lorde / a slepe or in councell
Than lost is thy labour / mysspent is thy trauayll
¶ Coridon.
¶ Of our pore howses / men soone may konwe the gyn
So at our pleasour / we may go out and in
If courtys be suche / me thynketh without dout
They best be at eas whiche so remayne without
For better be without / wete to the skyn with rayne
Than euer in court & lyue in endles payne
For yf hell yatys / dyd nat styll open gape
Thā wretchyd sowles / great tourmēt sholde escape
Ryght so / yf the court were close contynually
Some men sholde escape greate payne & mysery
But Cornix procede / tell on of courters care
¶ Cornix.
¶ Well sayd Coridon / god geue the well to farre
Now wolde I speke of paynes of the ware
But that me thynkyth is best for to dyffarre
For yf thy lorde in batayle haue delyte
To sue the warre / be paynys infynyte
For whyle he warryth / thou mayst nat abyde at home
Thy lust to cherysshe / & pleasour of thy wombe
To sue an army / than hast thou wretchyd payne
Of colde or of heat / of thrust hunger & rayne
And mo other paynes than I wyll specyfy
For nought is in warrefare / saue care and mysery
Murder and myschefe / rapyns & cowardyse
Or els cruelte / there reygneth nought but vyce
Whiche here to recounte / were longe & tedyous
And to our purpose in part contraryous
Therfore let pas / the warrys mysery
The dredefull daungers / & wretchyd penury
[Page] And of these Cytees / talke we a word or twayne
In whiche no man can lyue auoyde of payne
For whether so euer the court remoue or flyet
All the vexacyons / remoue alway with it
If thou for solace into the towne resorte
There shalt thou mete / of men as bad a sort
With at thy clothynge / & the shall haue dysdayne
If thou be besy / the club shall do the payne
There be nowe customs / and actys in lyke wyse
None mayst thou scorne / nor none of them despyse
Than must thou eche day begyn to lyue on newe
As for in Cytees I wyll no more remayne
But tourne my talkynge / now to the court agayne
After of this may we / haue cōmunycacyon
Of Cytezyns / and of theyr vexacyon
Whether that thy lorde syt / or yet stande erect
Styll mayst thou stande / or els shall thou be cheet
Thy head and legges shall fynde no rest nor eas
If thou in court intende alway to pleas
Oft must thou becke / styll stande and euer bare
To wors than thy selfe / whiche is a payne & care
What shall I comon / the pensyfnes and payne
Of courters / or they / theyr wagys can obtayne
Howe moche dyfferrynge / & howe moche abatynge
Must courters suffer / and manyfolde checkynge
Neuer hast thou the hole somtyme shall they abate
Or els shall the day / or payment be to late
From Robert to John̄ / somtyme they shall the sende
And than none of bothe / to pay the / may eutende
From post vnto pyller / tossyd shall thou be
Scorned and blynded / with frawde and subtylte
Some mayst thou beholde / sighynge for great sorowe
[Page] Whan he is apoynted to come agayne to morowe
For many a morowe hath he ben seruyd so
Another standyth his hart replete with wo
Countyng and tournynge his gotys in his cap
Praynge god to sende the payer an euyll hap
For where he rekened / for to receyue a pounde
Skant hath he halfe / suche checkes be there founde
Neuer shall the courter receyue hole salary
Except that he rewarde / the payer pryuely
Whan nede constraynyth somwhat to haue before
He gladly receyueth / a doseyn for a score
Neuer canst thou make / thy couenaunt so clere
But that the payer shall brynge the far atere
All yf thou ryght well / thy couenaunt fulfyll
It shall the payer / interprete at his wyll
For all that blynde sort / ar chokyd with anaryse
As cratchers of coyne / ensewynge couetyse
But somwhat to speke / of thynges necessary
These do all courters / cares multyply
Nowe for one thynge they labour to obtayne
Nowe for another / and often all in vayne
And though theyr askynge be neyther ryght ne iust
Yet neuer stynt they / tyll they haue had theyr lust
But yf it fortune / theyr prayer & theyr coste
Be spent all in vayne / than is theyr reason loste
Than lurke they in corners for a month or twayne
For wo that theyr labour and prayer was in vane
Some with theyr prynces / so standeth in fauour
That they may auance theyr kynred to honour
But than is thryr kynred so bad of gouernance
That all yf they may / they dare nat them auance
But how be it they durst / they drede of worldly shame
[Page] Or punyishmēt of god / or ellys theyr princes bla
[...]
¶ Coridon.
¶ Now doutles Cornix / that man is moche onwyse
Whiche lyftyth folys vnworthy to offyce
But oft tyme fauour and carnall affeccyon
A busyth the ryght / blyndynge dyscressyon
¶ Cornix.
¶ If thou had musyd a yere for this on clause
Thou coude nat a sayed / more profytely the cause
Besyde this / Coridon fewe by the lorde aboue
Haue of these courters / true sure & perfyte loue
For Codrus tolde me / what wrytyth ysocrate
That all these prynces and euery great estate
In louynge regarde / no vertue nor prudence
None loue they / but of some hasty violence
Without auysement / without dyscrecyon
Suche loue oft prouyth faynt at conclusyon
But yf they loue any they loue hym nat as frynde
Bytwene lyke & lyke / best frendshyp shall we fynde
For truly great lordes / loue suche men with delyte
By them whan they take some pleasour or profyte
As they loue horsys / dogges & mo suche
What sayd I. I lye / they loue them nat so moche
More loue they a hors or dogge than a man
Aske of Minalcas the trouthe declare he can
For comonly as sone as any man is deade
Another is sone redy / for to fulfyll his stede
With mede & with prayer / his place is derely bought
So oft haue prynces theyr seruyce clere for nought
But than yf it fortune / a dogge or hors to dye
His place to fulfyll / another must they bye
Yet lytell haue I sayd / wors in the court they fare
[Page] Nat onely thy lorde shall for thy deth nought care
For thy longe seruyce / oft shall he wysshe the dede
Suche is in court / thy salayre and thy mede
Other for thy seruyce / longe and contynuall
Thou hast of thy lorde / receyue nought at all
And whan thou arte dead with short conclusyon
Than quite is thy seruyce / and oblygacyon
And oft shall thy lorde sound swetely forth this A
A that this man / so sone is gone away
Yf he had lyued longer / a small season
I sholde haue put hym to great promocyon
Or els yf thy lorde hath well rewardyd the
That thou hast lyuelod / & ryches in plente
Than yf thou dye / byleue me for certayne
Suerly trustyth / for to haue all agayne
Scant any ryche man by deth hence now shall fare
But that some great lorde wyll loke to be his heyre
¶ Coridon.
¶ That is no leasynge / but prouyd often trewe
That causyd wydows / oftymes sore to rewe
But this hath ben sene / for sothe and euer shall
That the greater fysshe deuoureth vp the small
¶ Cornix.
¶ A ryght true example / mate Coridon doutles
So myghty rulers / the symple folke oppres
But what care in court is / now here my Coridon
Concernynge thy lorde / or maysters owne parson
Of prynces or comons thou fyndest seldome tyme
One profytely good & spottyd with no cryme
For all suche thynges as seldome tyme befall
Tully was wont the monstres for to call
Than is a good man / more monster in dede
[Page] Than is a wether hauynge a dowble head
And in lyke wyse / reheriyth Fuuenall
That yf a man wolde seke ouer the worlde all
So many good man vnetys fynde sholde he
As there be yates / in Thebes the Cyte
That is to say vnder the cop of heuen
Of parfyte good men / scant shall a man fynde seuen
And holy scrypture / yet speketh more straytly
As shepherd Dauid / doth clerly testefy
He sayd our lorde beholdynge on mankynde
Coude skant one good / in all the worlde fynde
Scripture recordeth / suche causes many one
That men be synners / & god in good alone
¶ Coridon.
¶ Whan now mate Cornix / Aygh man god auowe
Thou hast in some frerys bosome bene I trowe
And spoyled some patche of his prechement
Talke of the court / saue this in store for lent
¶ Cornix.
¶ So was my purpos thou nedyst nought obiect
Of our fyrst purpos these wordes haue effect
I tolde the before / by good auctoryte
How bothe the poetis / and oratours agre
And holy scrypture / that fewe men be parfyte
But bad in nomber / be truly infenyte
So yf thy mayster be bad & worthy blame
Than art thou sory / of his dyshonest name
Thy lordys vyces / and lyuynge neglygent
Shall greue thy stomake yf thou be innocent
It greuyth the / yf he be couetous or harde
Bycause he daynyth / thy labour to rewarde
And for many thynges / fayle by his neglygence
[Page] And fall to ruyne for sparynge of expence
Agayne yf thy lorde / be fre & lyberall
Alway thou fyryst lest other men haue all
His prodygall hand / oft vexith sore thy harte
Lest at the endynge / nought shall come to thy parte
And lest his treasour / in foly so he spende
That no thynge remayne to helpe hym at the ende
But yf he be gyuen / to wrath and cruelte
Thou fearest lest he rage / agayne thy kyn or the
If he be meke mylde and sober / thou art sory
For he nat reuengyth / eche hurt and iniury
And yf he be harde / than dredest thou daunger
Whan he procedyth than standest thou arere
If he be coward / than hast thou great enuy
Agayne his foes / for they contynually
Dystroy his londys and sore his name dystayne
Whan he for drede / dare no thynge do agayne
If he vse chattynge & oftyn be talkynge
Well thou perceyuest y
• whyle his tonge is walkyng
His pryue councell / he oftyn dothe detect
And moche he spekyth / whiche is of none effect
If he be secrete and styll as one in slepe
Thou sayst he douteth / that none can councell kepe
And the suspectyth as moche as other mo
Than art thou greuyd and full of care & wo
If he loue wynes & thou fearest dronkenes
If he hate wynes & thou blamest his sadnes
And to his body thou countest hym nygarde
By cause he wolde kepe his how sholde y
• more harde
To venus actis / yf he to moche aply
Thou sayst he to many doth hurt and iniury
If he hate wymen / & fle theyr pleasour than
[Page] Bothe thou and other reputest hym no man
With fewe men / yf he vse famylyaryte
Thou art dyspleasyd of them yf thou nat be
If he be comon / to all indyfferent
Than is thy mynde in lyke wyse dyscontent
By cause he loueth famylyer to be
To euery persone / as greatly as with the
But yf that thy prynce be good and thou be nought
Thā art thou inlyke wyse sore verid in thy thought
Lest that he shortly / thy seruyce may dyspyse
By cause he nat lyuyth / after thy lewde gyse
But yf bothe be good and of all vyces clene
Whiche is a thynge that seldome tyme is sene
Than monest thou / for that he is nat fortunate
As he is ordeyned / and after his estate
Thy hart and mynde all thou to hym inclyne
That all his troubles and payne shall be thyne
For this without dout / I tell the Coridon
That no father is so tender ouer his son
As is a good seruaunt / dylygent and true
Unto a noble prynce endewed with vertue
And all yf good fortune to hym be fauourable
Yet styll thou dredest / bycawse it is vnstable
Thus neuer shalt thou sleape in peas & quietnes
But whan thou wakest thy rest is moche les
¶ Coridon.
¶ By cause thou recountest / of thy fydelyte
Of maysters and men / whiche loueth honeste
Now I remember the shepherde of the fen
And what care for hym demeanyd all his men
And shepherd Morton / whan he durst nat apere
How his olde seruantys were careful of theyr there
[Page] In payne and pleasour / they kept fydelyte
Tyll grace agayne / haue hym auctoryte
Than his olde fauour / dyd them agayne restore
To greatter pleasour / than they had payne before
Though or a season / this shepherde bode a blast
The greattyst w
[...] udes / yet slakyth at the last
And at conclusyon / he and his flocke certayne
Eche true to other / dyd quyetly remayne
My harte sore mouineth / whan I must specyfy
Of the gentyll Coke / whiche sange so merely
He and his flocke / were lyke an vnyon
Conioyned in one without dyscencyon
All the fayre Cokes / whiche in his dayes crewe
Whan dethe hym touched / dyd his departynge rewe
The prety palays / be hym made in the fen
The maydes wydowes / the wyues and the men
With dedely dolour / were persyd to the harte
Whan dethe constrayned / this shepherde to departe
Corne / grasse & feldes / mournyd for wo & payne
For of this prayer / for them obtayned rayne
The plyasant floures / for wo fadyd echone
Whan they perceyued this shepherde ded and gone
The okys elmys / and euery sorte of dere
Shronke vnder shadowe / abatynge all theyr chere
The myghty wallys of Ely monastary
The stonys / rockes and towres semblably
The marbyll pyllers and ymages echone
Swet al for sorowe whā this good cocke was gone
Though he of stature / were humble wenke & leane
His mynde was hye / his lyuynge pure and clene
Where other fedyth / by beesty appetyte
On heuenly fode was all his hole delyte
[Page] And shortly after this Cock was dede and gone
The shepherde Roger / coude nat byde longe alone
But shortly after / fals deth stole hym away
His worthy reporte yet lyueth tyll this day
Whā shepe ware scabbyd this good shepherd was fayne
With easy saluys theyr sore to cure agayne
He nought pretendyd / nor shewed of rygour
Nor was no wolfe / pore lambes to deuour
Whan busshe or bramblys pellyd the shepys skayn
Than had he pyte / and kept them close within
Or in newe flecys / dyd tenderly them lap
And with his scyrtys dyd oftentyme them hap
Whan he departed / his flocke for wo was faynt
The foldes sounded / with dolour and complaynt
So that theyr clamour and crye bespred the yle
His dede was mourned from Ely forty myle
These worthy herdys and many other mo
Were with theyr wethers / in lone conioyned so
That more they curyd by wyt and pacyence
Than dredfull Drome can do with violence
Therfore all herdes / vnto the wolde I trowe
Sholde lawd theyr names yf wertue reigned nowe
But syth that conynge / & vertue nere be gone
Nowe be they law dyd forsothe of fewe or none
I let thy purpos to make conclusyon
Uyce lyueth / vertue hath lyght oblyuyon
But speke on Cornix / yet is it longe to nyght
My mynde to dysclose / causeth my hert to be lyght
¶ Cornix.
¶ To lawde these pastours / wherfore haste thou delyte
¶ Coridon.
¶ All other shepherdys / to vertue to excyte
¶ Eornix.
[Page]
¶ Than be thy wordys / no thynke mysspent in vayne
But nowe to courtys wyll I retourne agayne
And namely for thou / hast spokyn of konnyge
Me lyst a lytle to comon of that thynge
It is to clerkes great pleasour certaynly
And recreacyon / to gyue them to study
And some fynde pleasour and recreacyon
In secrete study / and meditacyon
To wryte or to rede in placys solytary
Hole to the musis / his reason to apply
To talke with Plato / with Tully or Uirgill
With Aristotle / to comon at his wyll
And other famous / doctours many one
¶ Coridon.
¶ What man all these longe past / be dede and gone
Who wolde with suche deput common or talke
To go where they be / shall fynde a wery walke
¶ Cornix.
¶ Though they be dede / alyue yet is theyr name
These lawdes honour / theyr hye report of fame
So men deuyseth / to speke with them in dede
As often as they theyr noble workes rede
But as for courters / as well erly as late
Be of this pleasour / playne vtterly pryuate
Though they lyue ydle / theyr paynes infenyte
To godly warkes / them graunteth no respyte
Alway in clamour remayne they / and in preas
And lewde aquayntance / wyll them no tyme releas
But yf that they chose some season secretly
To some good stody / theyr myndesto aply
To wryte or to rede / anone some wretche is fayne
[Page] And glad them to vex & to dystorbe agayne
But yf all other / be absent and at rest
Than neuer theyr chāber the kychyn clerke is prest
Jenglynge his counters chattynge hymselfe alone
Thus seke all corners / quyet thou fyndest none
So must on despyse / those noble oratours
The famous poetys and excellent doctours
And lyue amonge the auoyde of vertues all
That rather a man rude beestys may them call
Of great estatys / there is a blynded sort
Whiche cause theyr sonys vnto the court resort
That they may in court themselfe dayly frequent
In lernynge vertue and maners excellent
But better myght they say to lerne all malyce
All cursed maners and euery braunche of vyce
As Pryde dysdayne enuy & rybawdry
So be good maners infect with vyllayne
For surely in courtes be men moost vicyous
Supportynge vyces / to vertue contraryous
Dyshonest langage is countyd moost lawdable
One bosteth baudry / or glotony damnable
No man there / vauntyth hymselfe of honeste
Of vertue maners of mercy nor Pyte
But other he ioyeth of his myscheuous lyfe
To haue defyled / a virgin or a wyfe
Or els to haue slayne / his fo or ennemy
Or fraude cōmytted or crafty felony
Whiche cursyd maners / youth sooner doth insue
Than godly lyuynge or maners of vertue
Whan youth in vyces hath fyxed theyr cowrage
They by no meanys / shall leue the same in age
Nor thyncke nat in court / to fynde a yonge strypelynge
[Page] Chast / sober / shamfast or maners ensuynge
All sueth vyces / all sue enormyte
Suche be the discyples / as theyr infourmers be
For true is the clawse / rehersyd of Therence
That youthe inclyned / than namely to offence
Whan a lewde mayster / hym moued to inclyne
By yll example to daunger and ruyne
For nature leuyth / to all enormyte
Whan men so vseth whiche be in dignyte
Youth thynketh lawfull & but a ioconde fyt
Suche vyce as elders vse dayly to cōmyt
And as yonge braunches / sone rote & putryfy
So youth corrupteth by vyces semblably
¶ Coridon.
¶ Be all yonge galandes / of these abusyd sort
Whiche in yonge age / vnto the court resorte
¶ Cornix.
¶ Who entryth the court / in yonge and tender age
Are lyghtly blynded with foly and outrage
But suche as entryth of wyte and grauyte
Bowe nat so soone / to suche enormyte
But or they enter yf they haue lernyd nought
Afterward is cōnyng y
• leste parte of theyr thought
In court it is countyd / vyce to haue science
And countyd for rebuke / for to haue eloquence
Thus haue men connynge great heuynes & payne
Beholdynge themselfe in court had in dysdayne
Theyr wyt despysed / In mean tyme shall they se
That greatest maters rulyd / Nay / marred be
Of suche blynde folys / as can nat count nor tell
A score saue twenty / yet most of all suche mell
But men vnlernyd of inwarde payne haue some
[Page] Whan they beholde that to the court be come
Men groundly lernyd / in latyne / cōmonynge
The other harken and vnderstande no thynge
Than truly it is / to them a greuous payne
But neuertheles / of them haue they dysdayne
But lyuynge in court / and fleynge none offence
What shall I comon what grutche of conscience
Uexeth the dayly ryght / small is thy delyte
Whan troubled conscience / vnquieth doth the byde
No payne is sorer / nor greuouser tourment
Than to remember / and call to thyn intent
Howe many vy
[...] ys / howe great enormyte
Hath the in thraldom / and in captyuyte
Thyne owne conscience / is styll within thy brest
As tourmentour / depryuynge the of rest
With pryuey scourges / and payne intollerable
Recountynge thy warkes and lyke abhominable
Thou mayst nat auoyde / ne fourme this enmy sterte
Fle where the lyketh / he restyth in thy herte
This is of courters / the dedely tourmentour
With desperacyon / them sekynge to deuour
Somtyme theyr conscience grutchyd is with gyle
With theft / with murder / with lechery some whyle
Though theyr owne cōsciēce thus tourmēt thē w
t payn
To the same offences retourne they yet agayne
Theyr cōsciēce grutchyng to cawse of grutche they fal
Thus styll them tourment / the furyes infernall
I mean remenbraunce of many folde offence
Contynuall tourment / by grutche of cōscience
What shall I tell the payne of sodeynce fear
Whiche doth the myndes of courters often dear
Somtyme the lower be greuyd with thretnynge
[Page] And suffer paynes / whan they haue done no thynge
Somtyme whyle the court is daunsynge in dysport
Or in other solace / theyr hartys to confort
A none cometh in / a soden messagere
Aff
[...] rmynge truely / s
[...] me armyd foes nere
And that same armey is nere at hande doutles
Than tourneth solace to wo and heuynes
And whyle some prynces / for pleasour hawke or hunt
Suche ferfull tydynges to here oft are thy wont
¶ Coridon.
¶ Suche fere & daunger doth happyn comonly
On all degres with sodayne ieopardy
For plowmen / shepherdes & Cytezyns also
Be warre endureth / great domage / losse and wo
¶ Cornix.
¶ All other sortes somtyme must stande a farre
But courtes must by de all daunger of the warre
Saue losse of goodes / for some haue nought to lose
But this wyll I leaue and tourne to my purpose
No gyftes is graunted / of god vnto mankynde
Better than frendshyp whā man it true may fynde
But ouer all the court no man shall fynde nor se
True / stedfast / frendshyp / nor parfyte amyte
For syth all courters for moost part blynded be
With vicyous lyuynge and all enormyte
They haue no frendshyp / but conspyracyon
And to do myschefe / confederacyon
For parfyte frendshyp is whan two men agre
Or mo in workynge some dede of honeste
Some courters be founde whiche some ingenyous
Pregnant of reason wyse & laboryous
Yet haue they but shadowe of vertue and goodnes
[Page] And nat of vertues the playne sygnes expres
Some seme lyberall / but they insue rapyne
Some seme veray chast / but they to pryde inclyne
Some semeth humble / whiche vseth glotony
And some famylyer / whiche leane to lechery
In none mayst thou se one sparcle of vertue
But twenty vyces / shall that one gyfe insue
In suche a meany / full of inequyte
Harde is to fynde one worthy amyte
But yf thou in court / some honest men awayte
Than with great rulers / is he made in conceyt
If he from conceyt / and out of fauour be
Thou mayst nat with hym haue famylyaryte
Somtyme shalt thou se suche drawen to tourment
As be thy frendes / fawtles & innocent
And oft thy enmy / in many a faut culpable
Thou shalt in the court se hye & honorable
To se thy good frende / byde dethe so wrongfully
To sorowe & nought say / is a great payne truly
But yet for thy lyfe / say nought be pacyent
Nat only whysper / lest thou haue lyke tourment
Conuersant must thou be / with suche to thy payne
Whiche hath thy fader / or els thy broder slayne
If thou be besy / or squarynge of langage
Thou mayst parauenture walke on y
• same passage
And yf thou in court to ryches so assende
That thou mayst reteyne / men on the to attende
Some of thy seruauntys shalt thou oft tyme beholde
Lewdly dysposyd / to vyces many folde
Some shall be the uys / some dronkener then swyne
Some shall loue brawlynge / or to lyenge inclyne
Some slowe / some glotons / some fall to rybaudry
[Page] Auoutry murder with other vyllayny
Some be forgetfull / some
[...] eart / some insolent
Some craftles foolys / some porwd & neglygent
If thou chaunge supposynge / some better for to haue
Thou voydest a lubber & hast agayne a knaue
And yf thou haue one with knauysshnes infect
Than all the other shall folowe the same sect
Agayne yf thy selfe / be pore and a seruaunt
Thou shalt fynde thy mayster rude rassh & ignorāt
Alway complaynynge / & neuer well content
Oft askynge seruyce in paynge neglygent
Of spech superflue / hasty & rygorous
Enuyous / dronken / vnstable / and couetous
Thus seruaunt / mayster / gentylman / and vyllayne
Lyue all in court / with mysery & payne
¶ Coridon.
¶ Now truly Cornix / this is a wretchyd lyfe
Uoyde of all plesour / wrappyd in payne & stryfe
¶ Cornix.
¶ Count all the rowmes / and offyces echone
And none shalt thu fynde / without vexacyon
What thynke the councell / whan pryncys nat agre
To theyr aduysement / of moost vtylyte
What haue chauncelers / of inwarde dyspleasour
Whā theyr letters wrytyn to theyr prynces honour
For the comon well and sure vtylyte
Can nat passe forwarde / tyll they transposed be
From good to ryght nought corrupt for correct
What thynke controwlers whā they be dayly chekt
The rulers of court / vlsher and senescall
Tresorers / clerkes / & euery marshall
What payne haue these / echone in his offyce
[Page] Whan often rybaw
[...] es / them sclander & despyce
Or some besy body / hauynge but small in
[...] yght
Controll theyr countes / be the neuer so ryght
What payne haue chapleyns / controlled in
[...] e
[...] uyce
And Ppysicians / whan some theyr arte despyse
What knyghtes / trumpetters / and sodyours comonly
Whan tresores / theyr wages doth deny
What payne haue cokys which skāt may seth ther befe
Without some rebuke / a checke or a reprefe
Coridon in court / no rowm is trust thou me
But that is wrappyd / in great aduersyte
But brefe to say all / and make conclusyon
Ryght wysmen suffreth great trybulacyon
The heuynly pleasour / to purchace & obtayne
More suffceth courters to purchace endles payne
I mell nat with them / whiche of necessyte
Agayne theyr pleasour / must in the courtys be
As besy
[...] uters to purchace droyt and ryght
Which wolde be thēce / ryght gladly yf they myght
¶ Coridon.
¶ Byleue my Cornix / thou tourned hast my mynde
Farwell all courtynge / adiew pleasour onkynde
Thou playne hast prouyd / that all they foolys be
Whiche folowe the court / sekynge captruyte
And myght els where / an honest lyfe purchace
Hauynge suffy sance and moderate solace
¶ Cornix.
¶ Than lett all shepherdes / from hens to Salysbery
With easy ryches lyue well / laughe and be mery
Pype vnder shadows / small ryches hath moost rest
In greatest sees moost sorest is tempest
The court is nought els / but a tempestous se
[Page] Auoyde the rockes be ruled after me
There is more daunger / than is vpon the londe
As swalows / rockes / tempest and quicke londe
[...] ere maydes syngynge / abusynge with theyr songe
Caribdis / Sylla / and sandy bankes longe
In it be clyffes / of hardest Adamant
To syn excytynge yonge folys ignorant
What shepherde loueth peas and tranquilyte
Or rest requireth to lyue in vnyte
Swete peas of hert / who euer doth require
Or helth of his sowle / yf any man desyre
Fle from the court / fle from the court I cry
Fle prowd beggery / and lolem mysery
For there is no rest / nor godly exercyse
No loue of vertu / but vse of euery vyce
As auatyce / lust / and beestly glotony
Cruelte / malyce / ambicyon / and enuy
But namely Uenus / or lust venerall
To hyr vyle actys / playnly subdueth all
Upon whiche vyces / who fyxeth his entent
Hymselfe to defende / hath he no argument
But that of all men wyse / honest and laudable
He shall be conuyct of lyuynge reprouable
A naturall fole / of reason dull & rude
Proface Coridon / thus do I here conclude
¶ Coridon.
¶ Conclude mote thy lyfe in blessyd state of grace
Myn owne herte Coruix / for this thy good solace
But hast thou touched / all hole and parfytly
Of court & courters / the payne & mysery
¶ Cornix.
¶ Nay nay Coridon / I tolde the so before
[Page] Moche haue I tolde behynde is moche more
Theyr inwarde crymys / & vyce abhomynable
Theyr outwarde ragynge in synnes detestable
Theyr theft and faudes / and theyr extorcyon
And of myslyuers theyr supportacyon
Theyr dayly murder / and forsynge of women
Fraudynge of virgins / pyllynge of symple men
Auoutry incest / and fornycacyon
And of good virgins / the defloracyon
These and suche lyke darc I nat playnly towche
For all these crosses and syluer in my powche
¶ Coridon.
¶ Than haste we hence / the sonne is nere at rest
¶ Cornix.
¶ Take vp thy baggage my mate / that now is best
¶ Coridon.
¶ But tell me Cornix one thynge or we departe
On what maner lyfe is best to set my harte
In court is combrance / care / payne and mysery
And here is enuy / yll wyll and penury
¶ Cornix.
¶ Suffrance ouercommeth all malyce at the last
Weyke is that tre / whiche can nat abyde a blast
But here now my councell I byde the fynally
Lyue styll a shepherde for playnly so wyll I
¶ Coridon.
¶ That I shall Cornix / thy good councell fulfyll
To dye a shepherde / establyd is my wyll
¶ Cornix.
¶ So do / or after thou often shall repente
Pore lyse is surest / the court is but tourment
¶ Coridon.
¶
[...] diew swete Cornir / departynge is a payne
But myrthe reneweth / whan louers mete agayne.
¶ Finis.
¶ Thus endeth the thyrde and last egloge of the mysery of court and courters / Composed by Alexander Barclay preste in his youthe.
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