HERODIAN HIS IMPERIALL HISTORIE.
The first Booke.
HErodian's Historicall faith. The rare and choice Occurrents here recorded. A briefe Character of the Emperors insuing. A Summary of the Emperor Marcus his Life and Reigne. The education of Prince Commodus. How Marcus bestowed his Daughters. His Princely Qualities. Herodian a great Statesman. Marcus misdoubts Commodus. His speech on his deathbed. Hee dies and is generally lamented. Commodus succeeds. His speech to the Army. His bad Courtiers. Pompeianus a grave Counceller. Romane Triumphs. Commodus poasteth to [Page 2] Rome. The Romanes dearely affect him. His Description. His Entrie into Rome. Perennius a Favourite. Lucilla, Commodus his Sister, conspires against him. Perennius his Treason. Iupiters Festivall. Romane Priests honoured. Perennius discovered and beheaded. Maternus rebells: his Plot detected. The Mother of the Gods: her Holiday; and History. The strange river that made men geld themselves. A Plague and Famine at Rome. Cleander a Favourite. His Treason. He is generally hated. He armes the Souldiers against the Commons. Fadilla detects him. He is beheaded. Commodus his Cruelty and Credulity. Strange Prodigies. Rome fired. Commodus debauched and infatuated. Liberty, a Goddesse. Commodus, an excellent Archer. Hee fights naked with Fencers before all the People. New-yeares-gifts. New-years-tide solemnly kept. Marcia, Commodus his chiefe Concubine. Philo-Commodus. Marcia and others conspire Commodus Death. Hee is poyson'd and strangled.
HERODIAN'S Induction.
OF those which have hitherto bestowed their paines in compiling Historie, and recording the Acts of ancient Time, divers affecting the reputation of Learning, and covering by wel-tuned language to eternize their Fame (lest by silence they should bee lost among the Vulgar) have beene more carefull to gild and embosse their Discourse, than to mine and search out the Truth: supposing (belike) though they Truth, the Soule of [...] delivered many fabulous Narrations of things done so long since, they could not easily bee controlled; and yet neverthelesse, their neat and spruce Compositions should bee highly applauded.
[Page 4]Others againe, transported Passionate Historians censured. with spleene against some particular People, or with hatred against Tyrants; or else too much addicted to glorifie Princes, Cities, and privat persons, have not perfectly delineated the Image of Truth.
For my owne part, I have Herodians Historicall Faith. here undertaken to write such a History as is not grounded on vulgar Aires, and vaine Noyses, or on the uncertaine Credit of forraigne Relations; but of such recent Occurrences as I have [...] faithfully and industriously collected, and cannot bee unknowne to the moderne Readers: and I doubt not, but the intelligence of so many ra [...]e and memorable Accidents, which have fallen out in so short a time, will be both usefull and delightfull to After-ages. For if wee [Page 5] reckon from Augustus, who reduced the State of the Romane Common-wealth to a Monarchy, wee shall not finde in all those two hundred yeares (for thereabouts it is to Marcus the The rare and choice Occurrents here recorded. Emperours Raigne) either such change full Successions in the Empire, or such various chances and events of civill and forraigne Warres, or so many Cities of our owne and of the Barbarians conquered: beside earthquakes and pestilences, and the lives of Princes and Tyrants so strange and uncouth, that all the Records of Antiquity can hardly parallel: some whereof injoyed their Principality for a longer time, others but a very small while; yea, many of them having scarce accepted the Imperiall Title, the very same day they were elected, [Page 6] were like wise rejected, and deposed from their Imperialitie. Whereupon, the Citie of Rome having in 60 yeares more Emperors than for the proportion of the time, there hapned many variable and admirable Occurrents: for those Princes [...] [...] Character of the Emper [...]s en [...]g. which were of riper yeares, and could manage their Affaires with Wisedome and Iudgement, did governe themselves, and their People with great honour; but the younger sort of them, for want of Education and Experience, ran many wilde courses. Thus disparitie of Yeares and Conditions, was accompanied with diversity of Manners and Actions. The particulars whereof, exactly observing the Concurrence of the severall Times and Princes, we come now to specifi [...].
A Summary of Marcus his Life and Reigne.
THe Emperour A [...]reli [...]s. Marcus had many Daughters, and but two Sonnes; whereof the younger (called ( Vertssimus) dyed in his childhood; the other, (named Commodus) he The education of Prince Commodus. was very sollicitous to bring up well: to which purpose, he sent farre and neere for many noble Philosophers, giving them great pensions to traine him up in vertue and learning. His Daughters, The Emperors prudent choice of his Son [...] in law. as soone as they were marriageable, hee bestowed on the best men hee could finde among the Senators: For in the choice of his Sonne-in-lawes, hee had not so much respect to ancient Nobilitie or great wealth, as to their Excellence in all Morall [Page 8] and Intellectuall Endowments: rightly esteeming the Goods of the Minde to be the only permanent and durable Riches. His Princely qualities Hee was indued with all Princely vertues, and of such rare and exquisite knowledge in Antiquities, that hee was not inferiour to any of the Greekes or Romanes in that kinde; witnes his many wise Speeches and Writings yet extant. He was also a Prince of so sweet a temper, and debonaire behaviour towards all men, that he would give [...] his hand to every one that came to him, commanding his Guard to put backe none that came to see him. In a word, he was the onely Emperour that shewed himselfe a wise man, not onely in Words or Edicts, but in Gravity and Continencie of life. Whereby it came to passe, [Page 9] that many famous Men for Wisedome and Learning flourisht in his time. For Men are very apt to imitate their Princes, for the most part. Now whatsoever he did in peace or warre remarkable, or attempted against the Northerne or Easterne Barbarians, is already committed to writing by many excellent learned Men. But those Occurrents, which all my time (after Marcus decease) I either saw or heard of (most of which I knew experimentally, in regard I bore diverse [...] high and honourable offices in the State) it is now my Taske to relate. Herodian an Officer of State.
Marcus being now weakened with Age, and worne out and spent with incessant Toyle and Care, suddenly fell (while hee was in Now Austria and H [...]aga [...]e. Pannonia) into a grievous disease. When he saw himselfe [Page 10] past recovery, hee was sore Marcus misdoubts [...]s sonne Commodus. afrayd, left his sonne, who was then but About 18. young, should in the first heat of youth, through his uncontrollable Imperiall power (when hee was gone) abandon good arts and exercises, and betake himselfe to drunkennes and intemperance: for Youth is too forward to shake off the yoke of Discipline, and devote it selfe to the bewitching blandishments of sensual [...] calls S [...] [...]lity these [...]aigne good of [...]east [...]. [...]p. 93. delights. Being also a man of [...] high wisedome, and profound judgement, he was much terrifyed at the remembrance of many Princes, which came to their soveraignty when they were yong & youthfull: as, of Dionysius the Sicilian Tyrant, who was such an Epicure in his Diet and manner of living, that hee richly rewarded them that could invent any [Page 11] new kinde of pleasure: as also of Alexanders Successors, which were so exorbitant and irregular in their Governement, that they were a great blemish and dishonour to the Empire. For See Iustin lib. 24. Ptolom [...]y so shamefully exceeded the boundes of modesty, that contrary to the lawes of the Macedons, and all the Greekes, hee made love to his owne Sister. And Antigonus, who would needes personate Bacchus; in stead of the Macedonian Coronet and Diadem, did usually weare a Wreath of I [...]ie, and carry a T [...] speare drest with green boughs in stead of a Scepter. The good Emperour was also much troubled with the late Examples of In him the [...] Nero, who slew his owne mother, and made himselfe the s [...]ff [...] of the Vul [...]r; and of Demitian, who was a most horrible [Page 12] cruell Monster. Revolving therefore in his minde, these Images of Tyranny, hee was grievously tossed twixt Hope and Feare. Moreover, he much distrusted the bordering German Nation, which (yet) he had not wholly at his Devotion, but p [...]rtly had Confederated, partly Conquered: whereof many (notwithstanding) had withdrawne themselves from his Obedience, and were onely held in awe with the presence of the Prince. He was therfore in great doubt, lest despising his sonnes Minority, they would presently fall to rebellion; it being the usuall gu se of Barbarians, to raise Tumults upon the least Occasion. In these perplexities, hee commands his Kinsemen and principall Lords that werethere, to come unto him; who being [Page 13] assembled, hee sets the young Prince before them, and lifting up himself a little on his Couch, makes this Speech unto them.
The Emperour Marcus his Speech on his Death-bed.
IT is no mervell, if you bemoane and lament my present Case; for Men are led by Nature, to compassionate their Kinsmens miseries: and those dolefull things which we see before Object [...] praesenti [...] movet potentism our eyes, doe most excite our commiseration. But betweene you and me there is a more speciall bond: for knowing how dearely I have loved and respected you, I may justly challenge your love againe. And now is the fittest [...] season for me to judge, whether I have deservedly honored you thus long, and taken all occasions to preferre you; and for you to sh [...]w your selves gratefull and mindefull [Page 14] of those Innoblements. You see here my sonne (your Pupill) is now entring the Aprill of his Age; and withall, into such broken Seas, and surging Waves of businesse, that if hee have not good Pilots, hee may soone, by mis-governement, steere a wrong course, and make shipwracke of his Fortunes. Be you therefore as so many Fathers unto him, by your grave Counsells and Instructions. For no Treasure in the World can so assure a Prince, nor the strongest Guard so well preserve him as the Good-will and love of his Subjects. The way to raigne long and securely, is not to purchase Feare by Cruelty, but to winne Love by Mildenesse and Clemencie. For they are the best servants to their Soveraigne, and furthest —peragit tranquilla potestas Qu [...]d violent a nequit. from Iealousie and Flatterie, not which are compelled by necessity, but which are gently led by their owne [Page 15] loving inclinations, nor will they ever stand out in any thing hee shall require of them, unlesse they bee unjustly and violently oppressed. And it is a poynt of great difficulty, for a Prince, that may live as licentiously as he list, to moderate himselfe, and bridle his owne app [...]tite. Wherefore if you by your prudent Admonitions shall plant in him a care to live well, and often remember him of what he hath now heard, you shall render him a worthy Prince both to your selves, and others; and you shall (thereby) propagate my memory; which this only way you may make immortall.
No sooner had MARCVS ended his Speech, but hee swooned, and became speechlesse; being so sicke and heart-sunke, that hee fell backe into his bed. Which lamentable sight, so moved all there present, that many [Page 16] of them cryed out, as they were distracted. But hee lived onely a day and a night longer, Marcus dies and then April. 17. An. Dom. 181. Aetat. 59. deceased: leaving to the present Age, an infinite love to his Majestie, and to the future, an everlasting memoriall of his Vertue. As soone as his death was made knowne, it is incredible what weeping and wailing there was in the Armie, and among all the Communalty: yea And is generally bewayled. there was no nation throughout the Romane Empire, but with many teares receiv'd the message, and deplor'd their incomparable losse in him: some calling him their good Father; others, their good Emperour: some their most valorous Commander; Others, their vertuous and temperate Prince. Nor indeed, were any of them deceived in him. Somefew dayes after [Page 17] the celebration of his Funerall, it was thought fit by the Lords, to present the young Prince to the Army, that hee might speak to them, and (as the manner of new Emperors was) bestow a Largesse of money upon them, to presse them (as it were) to his Love and Service. Proclamation therfore was presently made, that all the Army should assemble together: which done, Commodus comes foorth, Commodus succeeds. and having sacrifised to the Gods, ascends a high Throne erected in the midst of the camp; where, being accompanied with his Fathers Kinsmen and Counsellours, which were very many, and excellent learned men, hee speakes to this effect.
Commodus his Speech to the Army.
I Make no doubt, but both you and I are alike sorrowfull for our late Calamitie; and that you are no lesse grieved than my selfe. In my Fathers time, I never bore my selfe among you as your Superiour: for he loved us all, as if we had been all one; and did more willingly call me Fellow-souldier, than Sonne: esteeming this, to note a participation of Nature; that, of Va [...]our: yea, when I was an Infant, he would oft carry me in his armes, and deliver me into your hands, recommending mee (as it were) to your tutelage and fidelity. I am in good hope therefore of all your loves, seeing the elder sort of you may repute me for your sosterchilde, and my equalls I may well terme my Schoolefellowes in Armes; [Page 19] so dearely did my Father love us all, as if wee had beene but one; being carefull to traine us up in all kind of Vertuous exercises. And now after him, hath Fortune The Romane Emperours kept the Image of Fortune in their chambers with great veneration. made me your Prince, not by faction (as some of my Predecessors) nor by usurpation. For I onely was borne and bred in the Court, and as soone as I came into the world, was received not into a privat cradle, but vested in Imperiall purple: so that at the same instant, the * Hinc Porphyrogeniti Sunne saw me a Man and a Prince. Which, if you duely consider, you will love me not as a Dative, but a Native Emperour. And now that my Father is translated to Heaven, into the Society and [...] Consistory of the Gods; the Rule of the World, and care of humane affaires, is devolved unto Vs: which, what powerfull effects, or good successe it may produce, rests wholly in you. For if you make a brave end of the Warre, and extend [Page 20] the Roman Empire to the Ocean, you shall puchase immortall honour, and crowne the Memory of our common Father; who (as you ought firmely to believe) both heares what we say, and sees what we doe. How happy then are wee, that shall have such a Witnesse of our worthy Acts. And whereas the Honourable Services which you performed hitherto, with such prosperous successe, may bee attributed to his Providence and Governance; your magnanimous Atchievements under mee your Young Prince, will purchace you a p [...]culiar Trophie, and most noble Testimony of Loyalty and Valour. Thus shall you procure to my tender Age a glorious esteeme, by your valiant Exployts; and the Barbarians being curb'd in the beginning of our Reigne, shall for the present not dare to insult, in contempt of our Minoritie; and being terrifyed with [Page 21] their owne harmes, shall ever hereafter stand in awe of Vs.
Having thus sayd, and assured the Souldiers by a Magnificent Donative of Mony, he returned to his Palace. For a short time, he was in all thing [...] directed by his Fathers Friends, who daily assisted him with their prudent Counsels, permitting him only so much recreation, as was conducible to his health. But after a while, divers of his [...] Court winding themselves into favour, sought by all meanes possible to corrupt this hopefull young Bad Courtiers. Prince. These fawning Pa [...]asites, placing their felicitie in Belly-cheere, In Ventre & Vene [...]e. and brutish lusts, did ef-soones put him in minde of the Delices of Rome, sometime recounting to him what brave things were there to bee [Page 22] seene and heard; otherwhile, extolling the great plenty and abundance of all things there. Further, they shewed how incommodious it was, to reside on the bankes of The greatest River (after Nilus) in all the Roman Empire Au. Gel. ( [...] Sa [...]st.) Ister, which were both barren & unfruitfull, and perpetually subject to Cold and Raine. Will your Majesty (sayd they) still drinke such frozen and muddy waters; while others injoy the warme Bathes, coole Rivers, and dainty Aire of Italy? With these, and the like sugred Allectives, they inflam'd the young Emperor with the love of Pleasures. Whereupon calling his Councell together, he told them he had a great desire to see his Native Countrey: but being loth to shew the Reason of that sudden resolution, hee said hee was afraid, lest some of the chiefe Nobles [Page 23] should seize the Imperial Palace at Rome, which being a strong Castle, he might easily of the [...] Traine-bands and others, raise a great Armie, and proclaime himselfe Emperour. They hearing him alledge thes [...] U [...]brages, in great feare and amazement lookt on the earth, and knew not what to say▪ at last, Pompeianus the most ancient of Pompeianus a grave Statesman. all, who might best speake, because of his affinity, having marryed Commodus eldest sister, said.
Pompeianus his Speech.
MY deare Soveraigne, it is no marvell if you long to see your Countrey: for there is in all of us a vehement desire to be at home; but yet we checke it not withstanding, because the Busines in hand doth much more import us: th [...]se domestick contents may with more security hereafter [Page 24] be injoyed. As for Vbi Imperator, ibi Roma. Rome, it is there, where the Emperour is. But if wee abruptly breake off the Warre, it will be both dishonorable and dangerous: for so we shall animate the Barbarians, who may thinke that we dismarched for feare of them, rather than any other respect. Now if your Imperiall Majesty will proceede [...] your Conquests, and extend this North part of your Empire unto the Ocean, in what a glorious Triumph may you enter the City, with the chained and captived Kings and Princes of the Barbarians In the Romane Triumphs, The Captives went before the triumphant Charriot. Vid. s. Amb. Ser. 62. de Pentecoste. before you? For thus the Romanes in ancient Heroicall times, attayned so great renowne. Feare not therefore any domesticke Vsurpers: For the prime Senators are here with you, and all the Military Forces are here ready to defend you. Besides, here is all the Imperiall Treasure. Lastly, the memory of your Father hath confirmed [Page 25] to you, the eternall Love and Loyaltie of all Estates.
This strong Disswasive of Pompeianus, did (for a while) somewhat abate the edge of the young Emperour, who revering his words, and having nothing to reply with his Honour, dismist the Lords, saying, hee would better consider of it. But his Courtiers still pressing him with continuall importunity, hee advis'd no further with his Councell, but instantly sent Letters to Rome, and commanded all to prepare for the Iourney, giving order to certaine Troopes to guard the Banks of Ister, and keepe off the Ba [...]barians Incursions. They having received their Charge, did soon subdue many of them; and others, by rewards they wonne [Page 26] unto them: which they might casily doe: for the Barbarians being naturally greedy of [...] cash; and not caring what dangerous Adventures they undertooke, liv'd altogether by spoyling and forraging; or by selling Peace at a deare rate: which Commodus well knowing, and having a huge Masse of Treasure; to the end to leave all things in security, gave them whatsoever they demanded.
As soone as it was proclaymed through the Army, that they must all goe home, there was a mighty hurly-burly in the Campe, every man desiring to quit the Enemies Countrey, and to taste the Delights of the Citie. And when it was certain ly knowne at Rome, that the Prince would come, all the Romane People were ravisht with [Page 27] Ioy, every one conceiving excellent hopes of their young Emperour, and firmely beleeving hee would tread in his Fathers steps.
He presently tooke his Iourney Commed [...]s posteth to Rome. with high speed, posting in youthfull bravery in his Chariot through every Citie, (as he passed) being Ro ally received, and [...]ertained, with great Magnificence, and generall Applause: But when he drew neer to Rome all the Romane Peers and Commons (every one striving to b [...] formost) went out to meet m [...]n with [...] [...]aurels in their hand [...], and all kind of Flowers, (as the Season afforded) to welcome their Noble young PRINCE: whom (in truth) they loved most dearely and cordially; in regard hee was borne and bred among [Page 28] them, being of the most Noble The Romans dearly affect him. and Imperiall Blood, from three descents. For by his Father, hee was descended from the most Honourable Senators: and his Mother Faustina, the Empresse, daughter to Antonius Pius, and Neece (by the Mothers side) to the Emperour Adrian, derived his Pedegree from Trajan her Great Grandfather. Thus Nobly descended was Commodus, who was not onely [...] conspicuous for his youthfull Prime, but also for his lovely Feature; being of a His Description. fine Constitution of body, of an amiable and Majestique Presence, bright and [...] sparkling Eyes, yellow and curled Lo [...]ks, insomuch, that when he walked in the Sunne, his Haire would glister l [...]ke Flames of Fi [...]e, which made many suppose it [Page 29] was powdred with Gold. Others conceited, it was a signe of some divine Excellence, and that hee had that glistering Lustre (on his head) from his birth. Moreover the silken downe of his Cheekes began to blossome, and bud forth like Roses in the Spring. This hopefull and Illustrious Emperour did the Romanes congratulate with passing hearty and affectionate Acclamations, strowing all the way before him with Flowers and Garlands. Having His Entrie into Rome. made his entry into the Citie, hee went first to the Temple of Iupiter, and then to the Fanes of the other Gods: Lastly, having solemnly thanked the Senators and Pretorian souldiers, for their singular fidelity, hee reposed himselfe in the Built on Mount Palatine, otherwise called Palatium. See Aur [...]l Victor▪ de Orig. Gent. R [...]m. Imperiall Palace.
[Page 30]For some few yeares hee gave all due honour and regard to his fathers friends, being content to bee rul d by them in all matters of weight. But afterwards committing the Governement of the Empire to others, hee made Perennius an Italian (a Perennius a Favourite. good Souldier) Captaine of the Pretorian Bands: who suffering the young Emperour to follow his Pleasures, and wallow in all manner of sensuality, undertooke all the Affaires of the Empire, and (in effect) ruled alone. The man was insatiably covetous, for being never content with what he had, hee still gaped for more. Yea, it was his daily practice to calumniate the ancient Counsellours of the Emperours Father, and to being within compasse of Misprision, the most Wealthy and Noble [Page 31] Persons, that the young Prince being by false feares and feigned surmises induced to put them to death, their Goods and Estates might be confiscate to his use. Yet for a while, was the Prince more temperable, out of respect to his Fathers memory, and his Counsellours Gravitie: but by the malignity of Fortune, that good Temper and Disposition was soone altered and perverted. The occasion was this. Lucilla, Commodus eldest Sister, Lucilla, Commodus his Sister. was first wedded to Lucius Verus, whom Marcus had associated in the Imperiall Governement, having obliged him in the strongest bond of love, by bestowing his Daughter upon him. After Lucius decease, she still retayning her former State and Dignity, was by her Father affianced to Pompeianus, and [Page 32] permitted by Commodus to injoy the same Honours. For as an Empresse she had her Chaire of State erected on the Theater, and Fire likewise (after the usuall manner) carryed before her. But when Commodus had married Crispina the Empresse. Crispina, who then as the PRINCES Wife, was to have precedence, Lucilla stormed at it, and interpreting the others Honour to be her Disgrace, yet durst not impart her Designe (of surprizing the Empire) to her husband Pompeianus, because shee knew hee loved Commodus intirely: Howbeit, opening her mind to a Noble yong Gallant, called Quadratus, with whom [...]u [...]illa and others con [...] against [...] shee was suspected to play the Adulteresse▪ she grievously complay [...]ed to him of the indignity, and at last perswaded him to such a Course, as was pernicious [Page 33] to himselfe, and all the Senatours. For among others of the Nobility which were of that Conspiracie, there was one Quintianus a bold and desperate youth, whom he inveagled, and suborned to watch some fit opportunity to kill Commodus with a [...] Stilletto (which hee might hide in his bosome) which done, he undertooke to salve the matter with Money.
Shortly after, Quintianus standing in a blinde corner in the Entrie to the Amphitheater, as Commodus passed by, offered to stab him; proclayming aloud, that the Senate sent him that: which as soone as he had spoken, intending to follow his thrust, hee was seized by the The Conspiracie detected. Guard, and received condigne punishment for his Madnesse: the Emperours Safetie beeing [Page 34] wrought by his owne discovery. This was the prime and maine Ground of the Princes hatr [...]d against the Nobility. For his Mind was so deepely wounded with those words, that hee tooke them all for his capitall Enemies, and could never forget the speech of the youth which assayled him.
Perennius laying hold of this occasion, counselled him to root ou [...] all the chiefe Nobles and Gallants, whose Estates being confiscate and given him, hee suddenly grew to infinit wealth. For himselfe sitting as Iudge, The Cons [...]irators executed. Commodus his owne Sister, and all that had a hand in that Conspiracie, or were but lightly suspected for it, were put to death.
Thus Perennius having made away those whom the Emperor [Page 35] feared (which indeed did beare a Paternall Affection to him) tooke him into his owne tuition: and now being in the height Perennius his treason. of Authority, hee cast about how to usurpe the Empire: to which end, hee perswaded Commodus, that his Sonnes (which were (yet) but youths) might bee made Commanders of the Imperiall Forces in After called Dalmatia, now Solavonia▪ Illyria. Wherupon he provides a mighty masse of Treasure to winne the good wills of the Pretorian Souldiers. The Sonnes also secretly levied great numbers of Souldiers, that as soone as their Father had slaine Commodus, they might invade the Princedome.
This Treason was strangely detected in this manner.
The Romans use to celebrate a The Royall Festivall of Iupiter. sacred Agon or Pageant in honour of Iupiter Capitolinus, to [Page 36] which there is extraordinary resort of people, as is usuall at the Solemnities of that royall [...] Citie. Now it is the custome for the Emperour also to bee there present and President, together with the Priests, which Honour of Romane Priests. yearely waite in their courses. The Emperour being set in his Throne to heare those famous Actors, and the Theater full of spectators (which with singular decency [...] were seated according to their Degrees) before any thing was said or acted on the Stage, suddenly there starts out one, in a Philosophers habit, wi [...]h a staffe in his hand, and a Scrip on his shoulder, (halfe naked) who running to the midst of the Stage, stood still, and beckening with his hand for silence, said; ‘This, O Commodus, Perennius discovered. is no time for Sports, [Page 37] Shewes, or Festivals: Perennius his Sword hangs over your Head, and if you doe not speedily avoid the present danger, you are undone: That same Man there hath raysed both Men and Money against you, and his Sonnes likewise sollicite the Illyrian Armie: whom if you doe not instantly prevent, you are a dead man.’
The fellow having thus said, whether moved thereto by some Divine Instinct; or to purchase himselfe a Name (being an obscure Plebeian) or because hee hoped to attaine some great Reward of the Prince for his discovery, certainely Commodus was mightily astonisht. Others, though they beleeved it might be true; yet they seemed not to credit it. Perennius commands him to bee apprehended, and as a seditious franticke [Page 38] to bee burned. Thus suffered hee for his mis-timed boldnesse. Howbeit, divers that made semblance to regard the Emperours safetie, and bore Perennius upon the spleene, for his intolerable haughty and disdainefull carriage, taking this occasion, spared not to accuse him: in so much, that Commodus (thereby) evaded mischiefe, and Perennius with his children smarted for it. Soone after there came They were British Souldiers (as our writers say) Souldiers unknowne to Perennius sonne, and brought coines stamped with his Image, which they secretly shewed to Commodus, (unawares to Perennius though hee were Praefect:) and detected all the Treason: for which service they were exceeding richly rewarded. Whereupon the next night the Emperour sent for [Page 39] Perennius his head, who little Perennius beheaded. dreamt hee was discovered. He sent also Posts to his sonne; which by their speed prevented the rumours of what was done at Rome, and delivered to him very loving Letters from the Emperour, requiring him to hasten forthwith to Rome, for his extraordinary advancement. The messengers also told him it was his Fathers desire hee should come; but writ not himselfe, because hee knew the Emperours Letters were sufficient. The young man utterly ignorant of his Fathers disaster, or of the plot against himselfe, beleeved this to bee true; and though he were much troubled that his designes were thus interrupted, yet relying on his Fathers puissance, (whom hee thought to bee safe enough) hee [Page 40] set forward on his journey, and as soone as hee arrived in Italy, hee was slaine by the Emperors appoyntment. This was the end of them.
Then Commodus made two Pretorian Praefects, supposing it not safe, to delegate so great power to any one, which being divided betwixt two, might bee the weaker and lesse dangerous. But ere long another treason broke out against him in this manner.
There was one Maternus a Maternus a Rebell. Souldier, that had committed many villanous outrages: whereupon for saking the camp, hee associated divers Renegadoes like himselfe, and quickly rallied together a great Rabble of Roarers; wasting and spoyling Villages and Fields. Having got much booty, there resorted [Page 41] to him a farre greater number of Rogues, whom hee promised great rewards; and having made them Sharers with him, hee was so followed, that now they seemed not to be a packe of Theeves, but an Host of men, or a full Armie. For they tooke great Cities, and breaking up Prisons every where, set all Prisoners and Malefactors at liberty; which all turned Souldiers, in hope of Pillage and Impunity. Thus did they ramble over all Gallia, and Spaine, sacking and burning all the great Cities they tooke.
When Commodus heard this, hee sent to the Vicegerents and Governours of those Countries, very sharpe and minatory Letters, charging them with base cowardlinesse, and commanding them to levie an Armie [Page 42] against them. Which when those Free-booters understood, thinking those Countries but hollow ground for them, they disperst themselves, and slinking thorow unused Bywayes, made their Rendezvous in Italy: where Maternus began now to looke big, and take more upon him: consulting with his companions, how hee Maternus aspires to Soveraignty. might rise to bee a King. For seeing his former adventures succeeded beyond his hopes, he resolved to undertake some gallant Attempt; or (since hee had runne so great a hazard) not to die a vile and dishonourable Death. But considering withall, that hee had not Forces sufficient to give battle to Commodus, who was (yet) beloved of the Roman people; he resolved to try by a cunning sleight [Page 43] how the Praetorian Band stood M [...]ernus his plot. affected to him. And this was his Stratagem. In the beginning of the spring, the Romans celebrate a great Anniversary Festivall to the Cybele. Mother of the gods, in whose honour they likewise set forth a stately shew: at what time, all the most sumptuous and precious stuffe of the Citizens, and the choisest Iewels and Singularities of the Emperors, are solemnly caried before the Image of the Goddesse; all men having liberty to revel and maske at pleasure, & to disguise themselves in the habits of what Magistrate or Officer they fancy (bee they never so great) so that a man can hardly discerne the true from the counterfeit. This, Maternus imagined would bee a fit time to colour his treason, & to act his [Page 44] Designe, which was, to arme himselfe and his Followers, in all points, like the Emperours Guard: whereby they might thrust in among the Speares and Halberds, as part of his traine, and suddenly dispatch him, ere any were aware. With this purpose he privily entr [...]d the City with a select Troope; but some of his companions disdaining that their Fellow-thiefe should He is detected by his fellowes and executed. become their Prince and Soveraigne, discovered all to the Emperour: whereupon before the solemnity, this king of Rakehels and his Complices, were apprehended and executed according to their demerits. Commodus having sacrificed and rendred thankes and supplications to the Goddesse, for his deliverance, kept her holiday with great devotion, honouring the [Page 45] Shew with his owne presence, which made all the people so glad, that they celebrated the day with great joy, for the Emperours safety.
The Reason why the Romans have this Goddesse in such high veneration, I have thought good to declare out of their Histories, because it is not commonly knowne to the Greekes.
THey say, that her Image The History of the chiefe Roman Goddesse. was let fall by Iove, and that it is unknowne who made it, or what it is made of; and they firmely beleeve it is no humane handiworke. The tradition is, that it fell in old time from Heaven, into a Field of Phrygia, called Pessinus, by occasion of that fall of the Image (it being there first discovered.) [Page 46] Others report, that a Battell was there fought betwixt Ilus the Phrygian, & Tantalus a Lydian, the Quarrell being, either about a way, or for the stealing away of Ganymede: and when they had long fought on even tearmes, and many were slaine on both sides, the Place had that name of the great Slaughter there made. There likewise they say, that while Ganymedes brother strove to rescue him from his Lover, he was pull'd in pieces betwixt them: but to salve the matter, it was given out, that Iove tooke him from them both; whereupon he had divine honour ascribed to him. In this See plinl. 5. c. 32. Pessinus the Phrygians in old time celebrated their Orgia upon the bankes of the River Of which river whosoever dranke, became so m [...]d, that he gelded himselfe Gallus (whence the gelded Priests of the Goddesse, are called [Page 47] Galli.) But when the Romane State beganne to flourish, the Oracle telling them that their Empire should continue and overtop all others, if they could get among them the Goddesse of Pessinus, they dispatched Embassadours into Phrygia, to desire the Goddesses Image, which was easily graunted them, because they alledged that they were their cousIns of the whole bloud, and descended of Aeneas the Phrygian. When the Image was brought by Ship to the mouth of Tyber (which was then the only Port the Romans had) suddenly by some divine power the Ship stood still, and could not be moved with all the haling or pulling of the Romanes. At last a Vestall Nunnne, that was falsely accused to have lost her Virginity (which she had vowed [Page 48] to keepe inviolate) fearing she should be condemned, besought the people to make the Goddesse Pessinuntia her Iudge: which being admitted, she untied her Girdle, and prayed in the hearing of all, that if the Goddesse knew her to be a Virgin immacula [...]e she would command the Ship to remove. Then tying her Girdle to the Ship, she pulled, and it followed her: the Romans admiring both the Divinity of the Goddesse, and the virginity of the Priestesse. And thus much of the Story of the Goddesse Pessinuntia; which though it bee somewhat long, yet I trust will not be unpleasIng to them that are not versed in Roman Antiquities.
Commodus having escaped the Treason of Maternus, doubled his Guards, came seldome abroad, [Page 49] retired himselfe to his Houses of Pleasure in the Suburbs, or to his Mannours farre from the Citie, and gave over all Exercise of Imperiall lurisdiction.
It hapned about the same time, that all Italie was infested with a furious Pestilence, but especially the City of Rome, which A Plague at Rome. of it selfe was wonderfull populous, and had (besides) a great number of strangers in it, that resorted thither from all parts of the World. By reason of which Confluence, there was a strange Mortality of Men and Beasts. Then was Commodus perswaded by his Physicians, to retire to Laurentum, which had a more coole and temperat aire, and many shady groves of Lawrell (from whence it tooke the name.) For they sayd, that the [Page 50] sweet smell and pleasant shade of Of Antidots against the Plague, and groves of Bayes, See L. S. Al [...]ans Natural History, Centur. 10. Experiment 913. and 936. Bay-trees, did much availe against the Contagion: For which purpose also, the Citizens (by advice of Physicians) annoynted their Eares and Nostrills with precious Ointments, and continually used Perfumes and sweete Odoraments, that their senses (as they sayd) being prepossessed, the infected Ayre might not enter, or if it did might bee over-mastered. But notwithstanding, the Plague still raged, and Men and Beasts were every where found dead, on heapes: There was also a grievous A Famine at Rome. Famine in the City, upon this occasion: One Cleander a Phrygian, having been publikely sold for a Slave by the common Cryer, became the Emperours Page: and being bred in Cleander a Favourite. the Court, grew at last into such [Page 51] favour with [...] prefer [...]'d him to gre [...] Honour and Authority, as first to b [...] Squire of the Body, then Gentlem [...]n of his Bed-chamber, lastly, Captaine of the Guard. This fellow was so puff [...] up with pride and too much rankenesse of prosperity, that hee also had a mind to the Empire. And having got a huge Masse of Treasure, hee monopoliz'd and ingross'd great store of Corne, His treason which hee had lock'd in Granaries; intending when the Citie was pincht with want, suddenly to winne the good wills of the Commons and Souldiers with magnificent Donatives. He also erected a stately An Act [...] vity-Co [...]. Gymnasium, and a publike Bath. These were his bayts to catch the people.
But the Romans having long borne him a grudge, and ha [...]ed [Page 52] him for his insatiable Avarice; sayd that he was the only cause of their Calamities. And first they publikely traduced him in He is generally hated. the Theaters: but at last, all in generall ran to the Emperors Pallace in the Suburbs, crying out against Cleander, and demanding Iustice upon him. All the Suburbs being in an uproare, while Commodus lay wantonizing in the innermost roomes, and knew not of the tumult without (for Cleander lookt to that) on a sudden (ere any wist) there rusht among the people the Emperors armed Horsemen; who by Cleanders command, wounded and He armes the Souldiers against the Commons. overthrew all afore them. The Citizens being all Footmen, and unarmed, were not able to resist: Whereupon they fied amaine into the Citie, but being followed by the Corners of [Page 53] Horse, great numbers were slain and trampled under the Horsefeet, or thronged to death: for the Lanciers pursuing them to the Gates (without any stay) killd them outright. The Citizens which kept home, understanding what slaughter was made of their friends and neighbours, shut their doores, and from their House-tops threwe Stones and Tiles at the Horsemen. And now the Commons had the better: for, not fighting hand to hand, but darting and throwing every where aloft (out of their reach) they wounded many of them, and put them to flight: some were slaine by the continuall throwing of stones; others were throwne to the ground by their Horses, which stumbled on the Stones that lay on heapes.
[Page 54]Also the Bands of Foot, which were billeted in the Citie, and hated the Horse-troops, suddenly came to the aid of the Citizens. A civill Warre being thus begunne, yet durst none tell Commodus, for feare of Cleander. At last, Fadilla (his Fadilla Commodus his sister. eldest sister) running to the Emperour (for they could not deny accesse to her) with her haire dishevild, and in mourning weeds, prostrated her selfe at his feet, and said; ‘Your Majesty She detects Cleander. here pursues your pleasures, and little know in what danger you are. Wee your flesh and blood are ready to bee slaughterd. Your Citie of Rome, and a great part of your Armie is overthrowne; and those outrages which Barbarians would not offer, your owne servants have acted; yea they, on whom you have heaped greatest Honours, are your [Page 55] chiefest enemies: Cleander hath armed the Commons, and Souldiers against you; and being hated of one sort, and loved of the other; both sides are up in Armes, and are now killing one another, and filling the Citie with blood. And wee anon shall smart for this Geere, unlesse you presently make an end of that your wicked Servant, who is the Author of all this mischiefe, and will instantly bee your ruine.’ Having thus said she rent her garment and divers there present, taking heart at the words of so great a Lady, put Commodus into a terrible fright. And now fearing the instant danger, hee sends hastily for Cleander, who knew nothing of what was told the Emperour, but suspected somewhat. Being come, hee commands him to bee arrested; and having strucke off [Page 56] his head, and fastned it to a Speares point, hee sent it to the Commons; to whom it was a most pleasant and welcome Spectacle.
Thus was that bloody broile extinguisht, and the fight on both sides ceased. For the Souldiers seeing him slaine, in whose quarrell they fought, feared the Emperours displeasure: for it was now apparant that hee was abused, and that what was done, was without his warrant. But the Commons were well satisfied with his death, that was the cause of all the mischiefe: And now Cleanders two Sonnes (all the children hee had) and all that had beene his Flies and Familiars, were murdered, to a man; whose carkasses were drag'd through the Citie in most opprobrious [Page 57] sort, and lastly, throwne into the Iakes. This was the fatall end of Cleander, and his Complices: Humanity (as I may say) having ambitiously shewed in one man, that as Fortune can upon small occasion, raise from low degree, to high dignity; so in unexpected manner, She can likewise praecipitate whom shee hath advanced.
Commodus being now afraid, left the Commons would rise, and attempt some new matter against him; was perswaded notwithstanding by his Courtiers, to enter the Citie: where being received by the People with great Applause and Magnificence, hee reposed himselfe in the Imperiall Palace. And now having past so many sharpe Pikes, hee wa [...] jealous of [Page 58] every one, killing first one, and Commodus his Cruelty [...] [...]re [...]ity. then another; for hee gave creditto all [...] Accusations, though never so false. Moreover, hee was so enslaved to sundry sensuall pleasures, which tooke him up wholly day and night, that hee abandoned all honourable Studies and Exercises, and banisht from his Court, as infidious Persons, all that had the least measure of Honesty or Learning. But Buffons and Debauched Miscreants, were (as his chiefe Minions) most powerfull with him. He was excessively given to Coach-races, and fighting with wild Beasts: more than became the modesty or Majesty of a Soveraigne Prince: yet his Flatterers extold him as a brave Champion, for those Feats. [...].
At this time there appeared [Page 59] in the sky divers feareful signes. Starres were seen continually in the Day-time, and blazing Comets of a huge length, hang'd (as it were) in the midst of the ayre. All sorts of Creatures contrary to kind, brought forth monstrous and deformed births. But that which most grievously afflicted the Citie for the present, and amazed them with the ominous Presage, was this most hideous disaster; that the Temple of Peace (the stateliest and daintiest Monument of Rome) was on a sudden, without any Storme or Tempest preceding (but onely a little Earth-quake) quite burnt to the ground: whether by lightning, or fire (which might burst out, by the shaking of the Earth) is uncertaine. That Temple was the richest of all [Page 60] other, because of its strength; being [...]uriously adorned with [...] Don ries, of Massive Gold and Silver: yea, every person of Quality, had stored there his principall treasure. But the fire hapning in the night, made many rich men poore. All therefore deplor'd the publike, and every one his private losse. When the fire had consumed Rome fired. that Temple, it burned also many of the most beautifull buildings of the Cirie: among which was the goodly Fane of Vesta; insomuch that the Image of The Pall [...]dium; the sacred [...]ire, &c. [...]ere in the V [...]alls Charge. L. [...]l [...]. l. 1. [...]. 2. Pallas, which the Romans kept in secret and sacred veneration, and was brought (as they say) from Troy into Italy, was now first seene in publike: For the Vestall Virgins carried it through the Sacred Street, and conveighed it into the Emperours [Page 61] Palace. Most of the fairest Peeces in all the Citie, perisht in these flames, which raged many dayes together, and could not bee quenched but with sudden showers which fell: whereupon, it was wholly reputed a Celestiall Worke; all men being fully perswaded, that the fire began and ended by the Decree and Power of the gods. Divers also conjectured that the burning of the Temple of Peace was a Prognosticke of Warres to ensue: which Conceit was verified by the sequell, as in the succeeding bookes we shall declare.
The Romane Citizens being thus surrounded with direfull mis-haps (one in the necke of another) begaune to looke sowre upon Commodus; imputing all their miseries to his illegall [Page 62] Executions and dismall Deeds: For his Excesses were notoriously knowne to all; neither did he seeke to vaile them: being ambitious to exhibite in publike those base things which he formerly acted in secret. Commodus his prodigious vanity. Yea to such drunken dotage hee was now grown, that he refused his Fathers name, cōmanding himselfe, in stead of Commodus the Sonne of Marcus, to bee stiled Hercules the Sonne of Iupiter: and accordingly he forsooke the Romane and Imperiall Habit; and in stead thereof, thrust himselfe into a Lyons skinne, and carried a great Club in his hand; and (which made him extremely ridiculous) he put on also purple Amazonian Robes, embroydered with Gold; expressing in one and the same Garbe, a Feminine Delicacie, and a more [Page 63] than Masculine Austerity. This was his daily Attire. Hee gave also new names to the Moneths of the Yeare, abolishing the old, and calling them after his owne As August, Commodus: September, Herculeus: December, Amazonius Sirnames: most whereof, referr'd to Hercules, as to the most valorous Heroë. Further he commanded his Statuaes to be erected in all parts of the Citie, and One before the Senat-house, in forme of an Archer ready to shoot; to the end his very Images might strike a terror into the beholders. But after his Death, the Senate tooke it away, and placed there the Image of A Goddesse among the Romans. Liberty. And now could not Commodus any longer containe, but needs must he make himselfe an Actour in publike Shewes: proclayming that hee would with his owne hands kill the Wilde Beasts that should be presented, [Page 64] and likewise fight at sharpe with the bravest Sword-men. When this strange Newes was blaz'd abroad, there flocked innumerable people out of Italy, and the Countries adjoyning, to see that spectacle which they never saw, nor heard of the like before. For hee was generally reputed Commodus an excellent Darter and Archer. such an excellent Marke-man, as, whatsoever he aymed at, he could hit with Dart or Arrow: and though hee had about him most expert Parthian Archers, and Numidian Darters, yet hee farre exceeded them all.
When the day of that grand Solemnity was come, the Amphitheater was thronged with Spectatours. Now there was a Tarras set up for Commodus; wherein to runne round about it; and thence fight (aloft) with the Beasts, without indangering [Page 65] his person (which shewed rather his skill in Shooting, than his Valour.) Hee slew in Chase, Buckes, Does, and other horned Beasts (except Bulls) not one escaping him: But from the Tarras he darted at Lyons, Panthers, and other of the Nobler sort of Beasts, with that rare dexterity, as that he never threw the second time, nor gave them any wound but was mortall. For when the Beast was rowzed, he presently hit it in the Head or Heart, ayming at no other part of the body; so that as soone as it was strucke, it fell dead. For this purpose, all kinde of wilde beasts were brought farre and neere; and then did we first see those, which before we admired in their pictures. Thus did hee (to the Amazement of all) at once both shew and slay whatsoever [Page 66] strange beast was brought from India, Aethiopia, North or South; so steady and ready a hand he had at his Weapon, to the Astonishment of all men.
Once did hee shoote Forked Arrowes at Moresco Estriges, which were wonderfull swift of foot, using their Wings as Sailes in running. These did he hit so pat in the necke, that their heads being strucke off, they ranne awhile See the reason her [...] of, in that noble L. of S. Albans, Nat Hist. Cent. 4. Exp. ult. headlesse, so furious was the blow.
Another time, a Panther having seiz'd a man (that was brought into the Lists) with such vehement speed, that all made account she would instantly teare him in pieces; he darted at her with such lucky speed, as that he killed the beast and saved the man, preventing the dint of her teeth, with the poynt of [Page 67] his Weapon. He slew also 100 Lyons with so many Darts; their bodies falling in such order, that they might easily bee numbred (not one Dart miscarrying.)
These Feates of Activity, though unbeseeming a Prince, yet because they were proofes of his Valour and Dexterity, were not unpleasing to the people. But when hee entred the Amphitheater naked, and beganne to play the Gladiator; O Commodus playes the Fencer. it was a direfull sight to see a most nobly descended Emperour, after so many Trophies of his Father and Ancestours, not to fight like a Souldier against Barbarians, nor to arme himselfe like a Roman Prince, but to prostitute so glorious a Dignity to so sordid a profession. He easily vanquisht his Antagonists, [Page 68] and attempted no further than to draw bloud; every one yielding him the Mastery; as acknowledging him rather an Emperour than a Fencer. In this mad humour he ranged so farre, as that hee purposed to forsake his Palace, and live in a Fence-Schoole: and now being weary of the Name of Hercules, hee assumed the Name of a famous Sword-Player, deceased. And whereas the Romanes had the Colossus or Image of the Sunne in great veneration, hee tooke the head from it, and set on another, representing his owne; inscribing in the Basis, not his Fathers Titles, or any Imperiall Stile (as he was wont) but in stead of Germanicus [or Conquerour of Germanie] The Vanquisher of a thousand Gladiators.
[Page 69]But now was it high time for him to leave his Foolery, and the Citie to bee freed from his tyrannie; which fell out in the beginning of the yeare, on that day which the Romans keepe holy to Ianus the most ancient Ianus his Feast. God of Italy, who entertained Saturne, expelled by his sonne Iupiter; from who [...]e concealement, it had the name of Latium. Wherefore to this day they first celebrate the Feast of Saturne, and then of Ianus: whose Image hath two heads; alluding to the beginning of the new, and end of the old yeare. Now whereas the Romans were wont on this prime Festivity, to congratulate each other, and Newyeresgifts. to send to their friends peeces of Gold and Silver, and divers other gifts interchangeably, in token of mutuall love and observance [Page 70] and the chiefe Magistrates of the Citie vested themselves in rich Purple, in honour of that great Solemnity; Commodus then determined to issue forth, not out of the Imperiall Palace (according to the ancient custome) but out of a Fenceschoole; and to shew himselfe openly to the people, not in his Robes and Princely Purple, but armed like a Master of Defence, with a traine of Gladiators following him.
This his determination, when Marcia Commodus his Concubine. hee had imparted to Marcia his most honoured Concubine, who as if she were his married Wife, had all the honours of Empresse, except that of FIRE; Shee fell downe on her knees, and besought him with teares, not to prophane the Majesty of the Roman Empire in that sort, [Page 71] nor to hazard his person among such lewd and desperate Ruffians. But when after much intreaty, shee saw there was no hope of prevayling, shee went away weeping. Then he sends for Latus, the Generall of his Armies, and Electus his Chamberlaine, and commands them to prepare a lodging for him that night in the Fence▪ schoole, that hee might the next morning goe from thence to sacrifice on that solemne Festivall, and shew himselfe in Armes to the Romans. They humbly desired him to desist from that purpose, and not to doe an act so unworthy an Emperour: wherupon, in great rage hee commands them out of his presence; and retiring into his bed-chamber, to repose himselfe at Noone (as hee vvas [Page 72] wont) he tooke his Table-book, and writ downe those which hee doomd to death that night. Among which, were Marcia, Latus, Electus, and a great number of Nobles, and Senators; for he was fully resolved to cut off all the ancient Councellors, and others, which were his Fathers friends; lest his blacke deeds should be checkt by their grave centures; intending to divide their Goods and Estates among the sould [...]ers & Swordplayers; that the one sort might defend him, the other delight him. Having thus done, hee layd his Table booke on the Pallet, not imagining that any would enter his Chamber. Now there was a little Boy that could scarce speake; such as those, which being halfe naked, are deckt with gold and precious [Page 73] stones; and are the [...]ysest delights of the noble [...] Romans. This boy [...] [...] dus so extreamely [...] love, [...] oft l [...]y in [...] [...] hi [...], and w [...] Ph [...]lo-Commodus, that Ph [...]lo-Commodus. is, Commodus h [...]s D [...]iling; his name she wing how hee loved him. The child being fuli of play, went (as hee usually did) into the Bed-chamber (while Commodus was bathing and revelling with his Minions) and taking the Booke to play with, went forth, and as some Divine Power ordained, Marcia met him; and catching him up in her armes and kissing him (for shee dearely loved him) tooke the booke from him; fearing l [...]st by his childish dalliance, he might blot out some matters of weight. As soone as shee perceived it was Commodus owne [Page 74] hand, shee had a great appe [...]ite to reade it, But when she found the deadly Contents, and that she before all others was to bee slaughterd, and that Laetus and Electus were to follow, with such a number of noble persons, she sighed and said thus to her selfe: Is it so, Commodus? Marcia and others conspire the Emperors death. doe you thus reward my love? Have I deserved this at your hands, for enduring your ignoble and debauched conditions so many yeares? You shall find that a sober woman is able to dash your drunken Designes. Immediately shee sends for Electus (as shee was wont) in regard hee was Lord Chamberlaine; who (as it was thought) was over-familiar with her; and giving him the booke, said; See ( Electus) what a banquet we are to have this night. He, as soone [Page 75] as hee read it, being amazed (now hee was an Aegyptian borne, a bold and daring fellow, and very cholericke) seald up the booke, and sent it forthwith by a trusty messenger to Laetus; who being likewise startled, instantly repaired to Marcia, pretending hee was to speake with her about dressing the Fence schoole for the Emperour. Vnder this colour they resolved that now they must instantly doe or suffer without delay or procra [...]ination. They concluded to dispatch him by poyson, which Marcia undertooke to effect very easily, in that shee still used to give him the first Cup, which from her hand hee would take most kindly. As soone as hee returned from his bathes, shee presented him a poysoned Cup of Aromaticall [Page 76] Wine. Commodus being exceeding thirsty with much bathing and chasing of wild beasts, quaffes it off as hee was wont. Whereupon his head being very heavie, he fell into a slumber, by reason of his vehement exercise (as was supposed.) Wherefore Electus and Marcia commanded all to bee gone and depart the Court, lest they disturbed his rest. Thus was it ever with him in his drunken fits: for when hee bathed or banquetted, hee had no set times of Repose: being ever distracted with severall sorts of pleasures, which still enthralled him. Having rested Commodus poysoned and strangled. a while, and the poyson now working in his stomacke and belly, his head grew light, and now hee fell a vomiting extremely; either by reason hee [Page 77] had formerly over-glutted himselfe with feasting, and carowsing (which might haply expell the poyson;) or else because he used (as Princes doe) to take some antidot to prevent poison. When he had long vomited, the conspirators fearing, lest disgorging all the poison, hee should come to himselfe, and put them all to the sword, they promised a great reward to o [...]e Na [...]c [...]ssus a tall desperate youth, to strangle him as hee lay. And this was Commodus end, having reignd 13 yeares after his Fathers decease; the most Nobly-descended of all the Emperours before him, and the goodliest person of his time. And to speake of his dexterity in Darting, inferiour to none. But he b [...]spurtled his life with foule Vices and ignoble Exercises, as hath bin declared.
HERODIAN HIS IMPERIALL HISTORIE. The second Booke.
PErtinax his description. His magnanimity. His worthy esteeme. Laetus▪ his Speech to the Armie, Pertinax proclaimed Emperour, and confirmed by the Senate. His Speech to the Senatours. His rare Government. Embassies congratulatorie. Pertinax a Father to the Commons. Informers punisht. Pertinax his love to Learning. The Pretorians mutine. His Speech to them. He is murthered, and extremely lamented. Pretorians make Port-sale of the Empire. Iulian buies it. The Commons curse him. Hee is debauched. Niger commended. His [Page 79] Policie to get the Empire. Stage-Playes and Revells. Nigers Speech. He is elected Emperour, and visited by Embassadours. His Security and Errour. Severus described. His strange Dreame. His de [...]pe Policie. Hee is elected Emperour. His Speech. His Expedition to Rome. Italy surprized. Iulian amazed. Alpes. Elephants trayned. Severus his Stratagem. Iulian deserted and slaine. Severus takes the Pretorians by a train. His Speech to them. They are degraded. Hee enters Rome. Hee courts the Commons and Nobles. His warlike Preparation against Niger. Hee feares the Britans. Their Elogie. Albinus their Governour. He is declared Caesar by Severus. Herodian writes a Historie of 70 yeares.
COMMODVS being In the Night. slain as hath beene related in the former booke) the Conspirators (carefull to conceale the Fact from the Souldiers which watched the Emperours [Page 80] Pallace) caused his Corps to be wrapped and wound up in a course Coverlet, and gave order to two of their trustiest Servants to carry it forth, as some voyd stuffe sent out of the Bedchamber. They which conveyed it away, passed easily thorow the Guards, which were either so drunke or drowsie, that they could scarce hold their Halberts; or else gave small heed to that, which (they thought) little concerned them. Thus was the Emperours Corps closely car [...]yed out of the Court Gates, and sent (by Coach) that night to Arisl [...]um.
Laetus, Electus, and Marcia, having debated what was best to be done, resolved to give out, that he dyed suddenly of an Apoplexie; which they thought would easily bee credited, his excessive [Page 81] Epicurisme and Intemperance being so vulgarly knowne. But their first care was, to elect for Emperor some ancient and temperate man, both for their owne safety, and that all might have a breathing time, after so bitter and wanton a Tyrannie.
After consultation, they held Pertinax his description. none so fit as Pertinax, who was an Italian borne, famous for many noble acts in Peace and Warre, and renowned for many victories over the German and Easterne Barbarians; and the onely able man that was left of all those honourable persons which Commodus was recommended to by his Father Marcus, who reposed greatest confidence in him, above all his Nob [...]es and Commanders; whom Commodus either revered for his Gravitie, or spared for [Page 82] his Poverty: for that also was part of his praise, that whereas hee tooke greatest paines in governing the State, yet hee was the poorest of all the Nobility. To him therefore at midnight, when all were asleepe, Laetus and Electus, with a [...]ew others of that faction, addresse themselves; who finding the Gates shut, call up the Porter, who opening the Gate, and perceiving the Souldiers, and Laetus the Generall, ran in great affright and amazement to tell his Master, Pertinax bids him bring them to him, saying, that now that mischiefe would betide him, which hee had long expected. They say, that such [...] was his undaunted spirit, that he neither forsooke his bed, nor changed his countenance, but with a bold courage, and unappalled [Page 83] visage, spake thus to Laetus and Electus (whom he supposed to bee sent to murther him:) ‘This indeed is the end that every night I have a long while expected, being the last of all his Fathers friends; and I have oft wondered that Commodus was so slow to dispatch me. Why then forbeare yee? Doe as you are commanded, that I may bee rid from continuall feare and anxietie.’ Laetus replyed: ‘Speake no further of these things, which are so farre beneath your merit: Our comming is not for your destruction, but for the safetie of our selves and the Roman Empire▪ For the Tyrant is dead, and hath his due reward, having suffered that which hee intended to inflict on us. Our comming therefore is to invest you in the Empire, His worthy [...] whom of all the Nobilitie wee know to be, for Vertue, Authority, [Page 84] Age, and Gravity, most loved and honoured by the people; not doubting, but this our choyse w [...]ll be acceptable to them, and most safe for us.’ Pertinax answered; ‘I am too old to bee deluded in this sort. Why doe you offer to abuse mee as a Coward, and so to slay me?’ Then said Electus; ‘Since you will not credit us, reade this Booke (you know Commod [...]s his hand, having beene so long used to it) and then you shall perceive what danger wee have escaped, and that we speake not this to try you, but truely to informe you.’ Which when Pertinax had done, knowing them also to bee his ancient friends, and understanding all the busines, hee yeelded himselfe to their dispose. First then it was thought fit to send to the Army, to know how the Souldiers would take it: but Laetus undertooke [Page 85] to get their goodwill, being their Generall, and therefore of some authority with them. Wherefore the night being farre spent, and the next day the Feast of the New-yeare, they hastned to doe all before it were day. They sent also some of their trustiest servants, to disperse the newes of Commodus death, and Pertinax his going to the Army to bee made Emperour. Which when it was divulged in the Citie, all the people in an extasie of Ioy, ran through the streets to bring the happy tydings to their friends that were of any note Who in greatest danger of Tyrants. for wealth or worth; (for such were in greatest danger of Commodus.) Wherefore they ran to the Temples and Altars to give thankes to the Gods (for their deliverance.) And now some [Page 86] cried out, the Tyrant was dead; some, the Fencer; others, worse than all this: For that which before they durst not mutter for feare, they now proclaimed with impunity. But the most part of the people posted to the Army, being much afraid, lest the ruder Souldiers accustomed (under the former Tyrannie) to ravine and spoile, would not admit for Emperour, so mild a Prince as Pertinax: which to the end to perswade them to, the more forcibly, they went thither in great numbers. Laetus, Electus, and Pertinax (with the multitude) being entred the Campe, and the Souldiers called together, Laetus spake thus.
Laetus his speech to the Army.
Laetus his speech to the Army. COmmodus our Emperor is dead of an Apoplexy. There is no other cause of his death but himselfe: and though wee endeavoured to reclaime him to a better course of life, yet all was but lost labour: For carrying himselfe as you know hee was wont, hee hath killed himselfe with Gluttony and Drunkennesse. This was his fatall destiny; for all die, not by the same meanes, but by different wayes come to their common end. But in stead of him, Wee, and the people of Rome, here bring you a man venerable for Age; Gravity, and Integrity; and of approved skill in martiall affaires, whose brave Pertinax had done honourable service in Britaine, and was therefore surnamed Britanni [...]. exployts you which are Veterans, experimentally know; the rest cannot but acknowledge, that he hath these many yeares governed the Citie with singular honour and admiration. Fortune doth therefore tender you not onely a Prince, but a Parent most indulgent: [Page 88] whose government, as it will bee pleasing to your selves here present, so it must needs bee acceptable to your fellowes in Armes, which guard the bankes of the Rivers, and defend the Marches of the Empire; in regard they well remember his noble acts. And now wee shall not need to win the Barbarians with money; who will be sufficiently awed with the experience of what they suffered under his victorious Armes.
Laetus having thus sayd, while the Souldiers pawsed, and were demurring on the businesse; all the people with joyfull Acclamations, proclaymed Pertinax Emperor and Father of their Countrey. So also did the Souldiers, though not with the same Alacrity: for the Multitude being every where mixt among them who were unarmed because it was Holi-day, did after a sort constraine them to it, being but [Page 89] few (in comparison of them.) All therfore having sworn Fealty to him, and beene present at the Sacrifice, the Souldiers and Commons with Lawrell branches in their hands, conduct him ere it was Day-light, to the Imperiall Pallace: whither being come, he was exceeding pensive. For though hee wanted neither spirit nor resolution, yet did the present action much distract and dismay him; not that he doubted so much his owne safety (for he had despised greater perills) but considering with himselfe the sudden Change of the Tyrannicall Government, and the Noble descent of some chiefe Senatours; hee supposed they would not suffer the Empire to be invested in a man of a meane and obscure Familie, after an Emperour of so Princely a Linage. [Page 90] For though his Life was much commended for his temperate carriage, and for deeds of Armes hee were most famous; yet was hee farre exceeded in birth by many of the Senatorian Order. Wherefore as soone as it was Day-light, hee went to the Senat-house, not suffering Fire to bee carryed before him, nor admitting any other Symbol of Soveraignty, till he knew the pleasure of the Senatours: but they, when they saw him, did with one accord joyfully receive him, stiling him Augustus and Emperor. Which high and envious Title (as he termed it) he disavowed at first, excusing himselfe, by reason of his Age, and desiring them to passe by him, and elect some of the prime Nobility, which might better beseeme the Empire. Then [Page 91] taking Glabrio by the hand, and Glabrio a noble Roman. pulling him forth, he placed him in the Imperiall Throne; Hee was the most Nobly descended of all the Peeres, and derived his Pedigree from Aeneas, sonne to Venus and Anchises, and had beene twice Consul. Notwithstanding he spake thus; I whom you judge most worthy, doe here render you this Princely honour; yea, all this noble Assembly adjudges you the Soveraigne Rule. Whereupon Pertinax confirmed by the Senate. being irrresistably importun'd, and almost compelled by the Senate; after much reluctation, he seated himselfe in the Chaire of Estate, and spake as followeth.
Pertinax his Speech to the Senatours.
YOur singular Zeale, and incomparable Love, in preferring mee before so many excellent Peeres, being so farre from the least suspicion of [Page 92] flattery, that it is a pregnant proofe, and cleare demonstration of your Fidelity; might haply make some other more bold and cheerefull to accept this Offer; and to imagine, he might easily undertake so great a Charge, that should be supported with your Friendship. [...]ut these rare and high [...]avours amaze mee with their very sublimity; at the sight whereof, I am extremely intimidated. For it is no easie m [...]tter for a man, condignely to requite great Benefits. Among Friends, if greater Courtesies bee returned▪ than were exhibited; not so much the Gratuity it selfe as the Gratitude is respected. But when a mans Friend hath (first) obliged him by signall Offices; if hee shew not all vi [...]issitudinary Expressions of a thankefull Heart, it may well bee thought to proceed rather from blockish Dulnesse, and bruitish Ingratitude, than any other defect. I see therfore what a hard Taske I shall undergoe, to render my selfe worthy of this great Henour, which you have conferred upon me. For the Glory of Soveraignty [Page 93] consists not in a [...] chaire of State, but in such royall Arts as are wellbeseeming a Prince. Looke how much Men abhorre the Evilis which are done and past, so much more are they apt to hope for better times Great Injuries are ever remembred▪ and Injuries and Benefits. Grievances are very rarely forgot: but Good turnes perish as soon as they are done, together [...]ith their M [...]morie. Thus are we not so sensible of the sweetnesse of Liberty, as of the bitterness [...] of Bondage and Slavery Nor doe men take it as a Courtesie, that they may securely injoy their owne; For that, they hold, belongs to them as their proper right: But hee that that is spoyled of his Good [...]o. Fortunes, can never forget so haynous a Wrong. Neither doe men much esteeme the best Change that can happen for the publike Good (for common Benefits are little regarded of private persons.) But if they be d [...]mnifyed in their own particular estates, th [...]n are they touched to the quicke. Moreouer, they which have beene used to▪ the profuse Prodigality of Tyrants, [Page 94] if a man goe about to reduce them (when Money failes) to a more frugall and regular course, they will be ready to impute it rather to miserable basenesse, than prudent moderation: not considering, that such excessive Donatives (as heretofore) cannot bee given without Oppression and Rapine. But he that with Discretion gives to every one according to his Merit, is so farre from dispoyling others unjustly, that hee teaches all (by his Example) to bee provident Husbands. These things if you take into consideration; you will (I trust) lend me your helping hands, and assist mee in the Administration of the Empire: for seeing you are not like to live under a Tyranny, but rather an Optimacie, you have Cause to hope well, and perswade others also to the like Confidence.
Pertinax having with this speech exceedingly cheered the Senatours, was with generall acclamations, and great honour and reverence, conducted to the [Page 95] Temple of Iove and the other Gods, where having sacrificed for his good successe in the Empire, hee went to the Imperiall Pallace.
When it was voyced, how graciously he had spoken to the Senate and written to the Commons, all men were infinitely pleased; hoping that now they should have a worthy and temperate Pertinax his rare government. Governour, and a Father rather than an Emperour. For hee made an Edict, that the souldiers should no more wrong the Commoners, nor abuse any Passingers; intending to plant every where good order and civility. When hee went abroad, or sate in Iudicature, hee shewed what a me [...]ke and sweet spirit hee had. And by his zealous imitation of Marcus his Government, he did exceedingly [Page 96] content the elder sort, and attract the Affections of all, who being delivered from the cruell Thraldome of Tyranny, lived now in great peace and security.
The fame of his Princely vertues, moved the Nations, Armies, and Confederate [...] of the Romane Empire to Deifi [...] him. Yea, the Barbarians which had revolted, o [...] purposed to rebell, over-awed with the Remembrance of his Militar Vertue in former times; and calling to minde his singular Integri [...]y, Iustice, and Clemencie, did willingly sub [...]it themselves unto Embassadours. him. Embassadours also came from all pa [...]ts, to congratulate the Romans, for so Nobly qualifyed an Emperour.
But that, which was such a generall Rejoicement, was much The Pret [...] ri [...]ns Maligne him. resented by the souldiers in Rome [Page 97] which were the ordinary Guard of the Emperor. For being forbidden rapine & outrage, and recalled to a civil & regular forme of life by the Emperours Edict, they reputed his mild & moderate government to tend to their great Dishonour and Disparagement: and because it bridled their licentiousnesse, they resolved not to indure it. For a while, they did but grudge and grumble at his Commands; but at last, when he had not yet raigned two months (having given pregnant hopes, in that shorttime, of many excellent good acts) the malignity of Fortune overthrew all, and quite dasht his noble & admirable designes for advancement of the Weale publike. For be first enacted that all the wast Ground Pe [...]tinax a Father to the Co [...] mo [...]s. in Italy, and other Countries (though of the Princes demes [...]e) [Page 98] should be planted and improved and freely given to them that would cultivate and manure it: to which purpose, hee granted to Husbandmen, ten yeares immunitie from all Taxes, and security from all further Trouble during his Raigne. As for the peculiar Goods of the Emperors, he permitted not his name to be stamped on them; saying, that the Propriety thereof pertayned not to the Emperour, but to the Romane State in generall. Hee released all Tolls and Imposts exacted in the time of Tyranny, at the Bankes of Rivers, Ports of Cities, High-wayes, and Rodes; asserting them to their ancient Freedome. Many the like good Deeds hee intended; which shewed his firme Resolution to benefit his Subject [...]. Informers p [...]isht. He banisht Informers out [Page 99] of the City, and commanded them to bee punisht where ever they were found, to the end none might be indangered or ruinated by their forged Criminations. Heereupon the Nobility and Cōmunaltie promised to themselves an assured happy Estate. For hee was so moderate and [...] fellow-like, that he would not admit his sonne, a young Youth, into the Court, but caused him to live a privat life. He frequented Pertinax love to learning. the publicke Schooles and Lectures, repayring also to the usuall Places of Exercise, where hee demeaned himselfe as an ordinary man, without any Princely pompe or State.
Pertinax thus ruling with singular good order and decencie, the Praetorian Souldiers (not enduring to be restrayned any longer from their accustomed [Page 100] rapines and outrages) consulted and agreed (at a drunken Feast) to make him away (who was so great a grievance to them) and to substitute another that would impatronize their lawlesse and licentious misdemeanours. Whereupon, on a sudden, no man suspecting any tumult (for all lived in peace) in a great fury and Brutish rage they hurry at Noone-day (in a The Praetorians mutine. Military March) with drawne Swords, and Pikes advanced, to the Emperours Palace: where the Courtiers and Officers of State, affrighted with that sudden and unexpected Alarme, and not able (being few and unarmed) to resist so many men at Armes, forsooke their severall charges within the Verge of the Court, and fled. Howbeit, some few that were well affected [Page 101] told Pertinax of the Souldiers Mutiny; perswading him to avoid them by flight, and to desire the peoples aid. But albeit hee knew it were a safe course to follow their counsell, yet holding it an extreme Inde [...]o [...]um, der [...]gatory to Imperiall Majesty, and unworthy his former glory, to fly, or conceale himselfe; hee resolved to affront the danger, hoping hee should perswade them, and appease their causelesse Commotion. Going therefore out of his Chamber, he met them, and askt the reason of that sudden Impression; disswading them, without any shew of amazement: For, composing himselfe in a grave and venerable fashion, suitable to his Princely [...]. State, without any signe of submission, feare, or intrea [...]y, hee spake thus.
Pertinax his speech to the Praetorian Souldiers.
IF you take away my life, it will bee no great matter of gaine to you, or losse to me, being arrived to this Age, with so much honour. For this humane life must of necessitie determine at last. But if you, to whom the preservation of your Prince is concredited, and which, by your oath, are to guard his Person, should be the first that marther him, and so pollute your selves with spilling your Countreymans and Emperours blood; (it were in present) a fact most hainous; and might prove (in future) no lesse dangerous to your selves. My conscience tels me, I have not wronged you at all. If you are sorry for Commodus death, it was no strange thing for a man to die: but if you thinke hee was made away by treason, it was none of my fault: For you know, I was not so much as suspected with it, but was altogether as ignorant as your selves of what was then done. The suspicion [Page 103] (if any bee) must light upon others. And though he be dead, yet shall you want nothing which is agreeable to reason and your estate, and not clogged with violence and ravine.
With this speech divers of The like effect of M [...]jesty in Q [...] as, see in lo [...]t [...] lib. 14. them were perswaded, and many retreated, being daunted with the Reverend Majestie of their Prince: but others flew upon him and slew the old Emperour He is murthered. while hee yet spake, which exec [...] act as soone as they had done, purposing to decline the f [...]y of the multitude, who (th [...]y knew) would take it most grievously, they ran to their Campe; where immuring themselves, they placed Armed men on the Battlements, to keepe the people from the Wals. This end had that renowned Pertinax.
When this Massacre of the Prince was divulged, all places [Page 104] were full of uproars, and dolefull Outcries; the people ran up and downe like Frantickes, And extreamely lamented. in a great hurly burly; searching for the Actors, and not wotting where to find them, or how to bee revenged on them: but especially the Lords and Senators tooke it most to heart, as a common calamity, wanting now their indulgent Father, and most gracious Governour: all men fearing a relapse into Tyrannie; which they knew, the Souldiers so much delighted in. After a day or two, the people were calmed with their owne feares, and the chiefe Nobles and Magistrates retired to their remotest countrey houses, avoiding the danger that might ensue, by being present at the el [...]ction of the next Successor.
The Souldiers perceiving that [Page 105] the people were quiet, and that none durst undertake to revenge the Princes death; kept themselves close within the Campe, appointing those that could speake lowdest, to proclaime from the top of the Wall, that the Empire was to be sold, and hee The Empire se [...] to sale. that would give most Silver for it, should bee invested in it, by force of Armes; and safely conducted to the Imperiall Palace. When they had made this Out-cry, none of the worthier or nobler sort of the Lords or Senators, nor yet any of those wealthie Citizens, which were the small remaines of Commodus Tyrannie, would goe to the wall, to traffique with them, as scorning the Empire [OF THE The braverie of the Roma [...]s spirit WORLD] on such base and dishonourable termes.
But when In [...]ian, a man of [Page 106] Consular dignity, who was reputed a great monied man (but of little honesty) had notice late in the Evening, being at supper (in the midst of his cups and jollity) of the Souldiers Proclamation, hee was perswaded by his wife and daughter, and a number of Parasites, to rise from his [...] (for the Romans sate not at Tables.) Pallet, and hie him to the Wall, to see what was done. All the way as hee went, they counselled him to lay hold on the Empire, now it was profered; for having store of coine, hee might easily outvie all, in magnificent Donatives, if there should bee any competition. As soone therefore as hee got to the Campewall, hee shouted to them, promising to give whatsoever they desired: for hee said, hee had a mighty Masse of money, and [Page 107] Treasuries full of gold and silver.
At that same instant, Sulpitian Iulian and Sulpitian offer for [...]. Provost of the Citie, who had also beene Consull, and was Pertinaxes Father in law, came thither with an intent to buy the Empire. But the Souldiers were jealous of him, because of his alliance to Bertinax, mistrusting, hee went about to entrap them, and to revenge his death. Wherefore rejecting him, they put downe a Ladder, and t [...]ok [...] up Iulian to the top of the Wall, yet admitted him not into the Campe, till the summe hee should give were agreed upon. Being entred the Campe, hee promised to renue the memory, and restore the honours and Statuaes of Commodus▪ which the S [...]nate had abrogat [...]d; to afford them as [Page 108] much liberty, as ever they had under him; and to give to every Souldier, more silver then they demanded or expected, and that without delay, in regard he had it ready at home.
The Souldiers allured with I [...]lian elected. such faire Hopes, proclaymed Iulian Emperour, sirnaming him Commodus. Then slourishing their Ensignes (which they had garnisht with his pictures) they resolved to bring him into the Citie. Iulian having sacrificed in the Campe (as new Emperors were wont) issued forth with a stronger Guard than formerly had beene accustomed. For having forcibly seiz'd the Soveraignety against the Peoples minde, by foule and shamefull meanes, hee might justly feare a Commotion. But the Souldiers arming themselves compleatly. [Page 109] put themselves in Battalia, that if need were, they might be ready to fight; placing their Emperour in the midst, and covering their heads In forme of a Testudo. Vid. Lips. de Milit. Rom. with their Pikes and Targets, to prevent the Peoples throwing stones up on them from the House-tops (as they marched.) Thus they conducted him to the Palace, none of the Commons daring to resist, nor congratulating him (as was usuall at the Election of Emperors.) But on the contrary, they stood a farre off, cursing and banning him for purchasing The Commons curse him. the Empire with mony.
Here first of all, did the Souldiers fall into extremity of Debauchednesse, and by their ravenous and insatiable Desire of Money, the Imperiall Majesty was blasted with Contumelie. For there being none to vindicate [Page 110] the cruell massacre of the former Prince, nor to withstand the base Brocage of the present Vsurper; it was the chiefe cause of many Insolencies and Mutinies which afterwards happened: their Greedinesse of Money, and Contempt of Soveraignty, still inducing Murther and Bloud shed.
Iulian having thus ravisht the Empire, plunged himselfe presently into all Riot and Disorder, little regarding State businesse; being wholly devoted to an Vnprincely and voluptuary life. And now it was discovered, that hee had cogged, [...] and cheated the Souldiers; and was not able to keepe up his Credit with them: for hee had not so great store of Coyne as he vaunted. As for the Excheq [...]er, Commodus had long since exhausted [Page 111] it, with his vaine luxury, and vast prodigality. The Souldiers therefore falling short of their hopes, were extremely offended with him, and the Commoners, who knew their minds, utterly scorned him; rayling at him, when he came abroad, and taunting him for his lewd and lascivious behaviour. Yea, in the The Circus (or Horse-race) was built in an Ovall forme of great length, with rowes of Seats one above the other, able to containe above an hundred thousand Spectators. [...] Cirque or Raceyard (where was the greatest Concourse of people) they decryed Iulian; calling upon Niger, the chiefest Officer of the sacred Empire, to vindicate the Roman State, and hasten to free them from that propudious Governour.
This Niger had beene Consul long before, & at that time was Praesident of Syria, which was then the highest and most eminent Dignity in the Empire; for [Page 112] the Phaenician Nation, and all the Regions as farr as Euphrates, were under his Command. He was now well stept in yeares, and having gone through many weighty Affaires, had got a very high esteeme for his Moderation and Sufficiencie: and was reputed to imitate Pertinax; for which Cause the Romanes did chiefely affect him. And now in all their Assemblies they still cryed aloud for him; reproaching Iulian to his face, and universally calling upon Niger, with acclamations [...] Imperiall.
When Niger understood the Romans inclination, and what Out cries they made for him in their ordinary meetings; considering withall, that Iulian was contemned by the Souldiery, for falsifying with them, and condemned by the communalty, [Page 113] for his Mercenary Purchase; h [...]e perswaded himselfe that the busines would easily be accommodated, and made no doubt of obtaining the Soveraignety. Wherefore imparting these Roman passages and intelligences to somefew Tribunes, [...] Coronels, and Captaines; hee sent them home one after another, that these Aires might (by their relations) bee dispersed among all the nations and Armies of the Orient: for by that course Nigers Policie. hee assured himselfe, that all men would most readily incline to him, when they saw that he did not insidiously invade the Empire, but was wooed to accept it by the ardent votes, and humble sute of the Romans. And according to his expectation, they flocked to him from all parts, beseeching and importuning [Page 114] him to take upon him the Soveraigne rule. Now the The Character of the Syrians. people of Syria are naturally light, and prone to Innovations; and were infinitely devoted to Niger, both in regard hee had ruled with singular Clemencie, and had also entertained them with Shewes and Enterl [...]des. Stageplayes and Revels. For the Syrians are by naturall Inclination, great lovers of sports; insomuch, that the inhabitants of Antioch (a mighty and flourishing Citie) spend (in a manner) all the yea [...]e in sportive Recreations, either in the Citie or Suburbs. Thus Niger by continuall cour [...]ing them with Bals, Masq [...]ies, Shewes, and other pleasurable pastimes, had chained their affections to him. Which hee well knowing, appoynted all the Souldiers thereabouts, to come together at a [Page 115] day prefixed; What time a great number of people being likewise assembled, hee thus spake to them from a high Seat purposely erected.
Niger's Speech to the Army, &c.
VVIth what a gentle hand I have ruled among you, and how circumspect and punctuall I have beene in undertaking Actions of great import; I suppose is well knowne to all here present. Neither have I here assembled you of my owne head, out of ungrounded Hope or flattering Desire. But the Romans call upon me with incessant Clamours and Sollicitations, to lend them my [...] helping hand, and not permit so ancient, excellent, and glorious an empire to bee basely merchandized. Now as it were a high point of Folly and Presumption, to attempt so great an Enterprise, without just Occasion intit [...]ling: So to refuse to [...]yd them which implore our helpe, might breed an imputation of [Page 116] Cowardize and Treacherie. The reason therfore why I have conven'd you at this time, is to know your Minde; and what Course you thinke were best: being desirous of your Advice [...] and Assistance in this weighty Affaire; which if it prosper well, will redound to your benefit, as well as mine. Nor are they vaine or meane Hopes which sollicite us; but the Romane people, whom the Gods have made Lords of the World: and the Imperiall Dignity, which is yet wavering and unsetled in the person of any man. Now the Certainty of this Designe is apparent, both by the forwardnesse of them that crave our succour, and for that there is none to make Opposition or Resistance. For they which are come thence, assure us, that the Souldiers which sold the empire to the Vsurper, are not like to sticke to him, because he hath broke his Credit with them; and was not able indeed to performe his Bargain. Shew therefore (I pray you) how you stand affected.
At which Words, the whole [Page 117] Armie proclaimed him Emperour Niger elected. and Augustus. Then vesting him in Purple Robes, and other Royall Abiliments (as that sudden Preparation would afford) they conducted him (with Fire carryed before him) first to the Temples of Antioch, and then to his owne House; which now honouring as the Princes Pallace, they adorned on the Outside, with all Imperiall Ornaments.
Niger glad at his heart, of this good successe, seeing the Romans and all others conspired to advance him, made no doubt of carrying the Soveraignety. When this Newes flew abroad, presently all the Nations bordering on Europe, willingly submitted to him: sending their Embassadours. Embassadours to Antiech, as to their rightfull Emperour. Also [Page 118] the Kings and Princes beyond Euphrates and Tigris, sent to congratulate him, promising their ayds, if he needed. He returned them many thankes, richly rewarded the Embassadors, and rold them he needed no supplies, for hee was sufficiently assured of the Empire, and would raigne without bloud-shed. In which Confidence reposing, he began to bee mo [...]e remisse and negligent; Nigers security. solacing himselfe and the Antiochians with all variety of sports, and Theat [...]icall delights; And Error. not regarding (which most concerned him) to take his journey to Rome, nor yet acquainting the Illyrian Armies; which he ought first of all to have sollicited and gayned. But he perswaded himselfe, that as soone as they heard of it, they would side with the Romans, and Easterne Forces. [Page 119] While hee thus demeaned himselfe, and anchored on these Shallowes, and Vncertainties; the Bruit of these Occurrents was fresh among the Pannonians, Illyrians, and all the Garrisons which were quartered on the Bankes of Ister, and the Rhine, to defe [...]d the Romane Empire from the Incursions of the adjoyning Barbarians.
The President of the Pannonians Severus described. (for they all [...]ad but one Governour) was Severus, an Aff [...]ican by Descent, a brave active man, but of a violent spirit, inured to a strict and austere life; easily induring labour and travell; of a nimble Apprehension, and quicke Resolution to execute what hee determined. When he perceived by the Messengers, that the Romane Empire hanged like a [...] Meteor in [Page 120] the Skie, and was exposed to him that could catch it; he contemned Iulian, as an abject Fellow: and Niger as a dull Flegmaticke. Hee was also much animated by certaine Dreames, Oracles, and Presages; which are then best credited, when they are verifyed by the event: most whereof himselfe recorded in the Booke which he writ of his owne Life; and presented them also to publicke view, in Statuarie Representations; but his last and chiefest Dreame, which raysed him to the highest hope, I may not omit. What time Severus His dreame received intimation of Pertinax his Instalment in the Empire, having sacrificed and sworne Allegeance to him; comming home at night, he fell asleepe, and dreamed hee saw Pertinax mounted on a gallant [Page 121] Co [...]rser, adorned with Impe [...]iall [...]pp [...]rs, which car [...]i [...]d him through the sacred Via sacr [...] Street at Rome. But when he was to enter the Foru [...], where the people, in time of Popular Rule. Democracie, had their most solemne Assemblies; the Horse seemed to throw Pertinax (w [...]th a terrible fall) to the ground; and gen [...]ly to suffer him (who [...]tood next) to backe him; carrying him safely and st [...]adily through the midst of the Forum; lif [...]ing up Severus on high, so that all the people saw him, [...]nd adored him. And there remaines to this day in the very same place, a huge brasse Image of that Dreame.
Severus hus enc [...]u [...]aged, and p [...]rswaded he was called to the Empire by Divine Providence, resolved to try how the So [...]ldiers were inclined: and first hee [Page 122] convented a few Coronels, Tribunes, and Commanders; and taking occasion to speake of the Roman Empire, shewed how vilely it was prostituted; and that none of spirit or worth, went about to vindicate it. Hee inveighed also against the Pretorian Bands at Rome, as Traytors; for violating their oath, by spilling their Emperour and Countrey-mans blood; saying, that it was fit they should pursue Pertinax his murther with a sharpe revenge.
Now hee well knew that the memory of Pertinax was still fresh in the Illyrian Armies; which under his command (in the Emperour Marcus time) had got many glorious victories, over the Germanes: and when hee was President of Sclavonia. Illyria, hee carried himselfe very bravely [Page 123] in the warres; and ruled with such wisedome and moderation, as well shewed his rare sweet spirit, and generous disposition. Wherefore they highly honoured his memory, and were enraged against his Assassinates: Severus embracing this opportunity, did easily draw them to his bent, by the lustre of his faire and winning Propositions; pretending that hee affected not the Empire, nor any Principality, but was onely desirous to▪ revenge the blood of that famous Emperour. For the Natives Illyrians described. of that Region, as they are a Race of men, mighty of body and limbe; tall Souldiers and good Sword men; so are they but of slow wits; not easily discerning the plot, if a man deale sub [...]illy or Spalato was an Illyrian, and Gondomar (they say) did Severely over-reach him. politickly with them. Wherefore Severus [Page 124] having solemnly vowed to pursue Pertinaxes murtherers; they beleeved him, and submitting themselves, stiled him Emperour, and conferred upon him the Soveraignty.
Having thus assured the Pannonians, he presently sent to the bordering Nations, and to the Presidents of the Northern Provinces, which were under the Roman Regiment; whom he easily gained by great hopes, and faire promises. For he was the most cunning Dissembler in the world, and of a most winning behaviour; Severus a darke and subtile Prince. not regarding to falsifie his oath, to serve his turne. He knew how to cogge for his owne advantage; and would readily utter that with his tongue, which hee never meant in his heart. Thus by his courtly Letters hee won all the [Page 125] Illyrians to his lure, and likewise the Provinciall Presidents. Which done, hee levied great numbers of Souldiers from all parts; assuming for his surname Pertinax; which hee thought would make him gracious both with the Illyrians and Romans (for their worthy esteeme of him.) His Army being assembled, hee thus spake to them from an high Throne.
Severus his speech to the Army.
YOur zealous veneration of the Gods (by whom you have sworn) and your singular devotion to your Emperours, doe well appeare by your detestation of those hainous crimes of the Pretorian Souldiers at Rome; which are men, rather for Shew, than Service. For my owne part, having never till this present, entertained such high hopes (for you know how loyall I have ever beene to [Page 126] my Liege Soveraignes) it is my chiefe care and [...] Prayer to pursue and effect such things, as may sort to your generall contentment, and not permit the Roman Empire, which hath heretofore beene administred with so great glory and honour, to be thus embased. For albeit, under Commodus it suffered much, by reason of his youthfulnesse; yet the errours of that Prince were shadowed with his high Nobility, and his Fathers memory. His faults deserve rather commiseration, than execration: since (for the most part) they were not to be imputed to him; but to his flatterers, corrupt Counsellours, and Ministers of State. But when the Empire was invested in that grave Pertinax. Senator (the memory of whose valour and vertue hath taken so deepe root in your [...] soules) the Praetorians not enduring it, most cruelly butchered that brave [...]nd now (forso [...]th) there is [...] [...] bought the Empire of [...] but such a one, as is mor [...]ed of the Commons (as you [...]) and not beloved of the [Page 127] Souldiers, whom hee hath deluded. But admit they were willing to undertake his defence; they are not comparable to you for number or valour. Besides, you are better exercised in the Warres. For by your continuall skirmishes with Barbarians, you have learned to endure all manner of toyl [...] and travell; to scorne heat and cold; Prop [...]r [...] of good Souldiers. to wade through frozen Rivers; to drinke puddled waters; and to practise your selves in hunting. In a Hunting a Military Exe [...]c [...]e. word, you have attained to such rare perfection in Martiall Discipline; that if any Would; there is none Able to stand against you. The glory of a Souldier consists in labour, not in lazinesse or No Ezcellencie hath foundation in Delicacie. delicacie; wherewith the Stall- [...]ed Pretorian Guards, being over-pampered, will never be able to abide your Military [...]. Shout, much lesse the Shocke. But if any misdoubt the Syrian Vnder Niger's command. Forces; hee may clearely collect, how im-puissant, and dejected they are, that have not dared to stirre out of their owne Countrey; nor have had the heart to enter into consultation of an Expedition to [Page 128] Rome; but love rather to sit still, and entertaine Fortune by the day: as holding it a sufficient Gu [...]rdon of an unsure Soveraignty. The Syrians are better scoffers than Souldiers, and more M [...]n [...]icall than Martiall. But the Antiochians (they say) are chiefly devoted to Niger. As for the other Countries and C [...]ies, which as yet see none appeare, that is worthy the naeme of an Emperour, or able to governe the state with wisedome and courage; they doe meerely temporize and collogue with him. But when they shall understand that the Illyrian Army hath made another Election, and shall heare of my name (which is neither unknowne, nor inglorious among them by reason of our exployts there, when wee were there President) you well know they will not charge me with sloth, or irresolution: nor will they offer to make proofe of your brave [...] courage, and martiall furie; being so farre your Inferiours, [...]odlin [...]sse of person, and excellent skill at your weapon, when you come to handstrokes. Wherefore let us instantly [Page 129] advance, and seize Rome, and the Imperiall Palace. Then may wee with greater facility pursue our other [...] designes, taking our rise from thence; and reposing all our confidence in the Divine Predictions; and event in your victorious Armes, and unmatchable.
Severus having thus sayd, the Severus proclamed Emperour. Souldiers with great cryes of joy, proclamed him Augustus and Pertinax; making all possible expressions of Loyaltie and Alacritie.
Severus without further procrastination, His Expedition to Rome. commands all to Arme themselves as lightly as they could, and proclames his Expedition to Rome. Then giving them Donatives, and distributing to every one a competent Portion for a Viaticum; he marches with high speed & haughty courage, resting no where, nor s [...]arse suffering his weary troops [Page 130] to breathe them a little. Himselfe tooke as great paines as any, using as course Lodging, and hard Fare, as the meanest common Souldier; without any shew at all of Imperial pomp or delicacie; which made the souldiers much more af [...]ect him. For taking such infinite toyle in his own Person, it did so indeare him to them, that they readily did whatsoever he commanded.
After he had marched through Pannonia, and was come to the Mountaines of Italie, preventing Fame it selfe, by being seene as Emperour among them, before they had any Intelligence of his comming; all the Cities of Italy were in a fearfull Fever, at He surp [...]izes Ita [...]y. the approach of so great an Armie. For the Italians having long since left all us [...] of Arme, and Militarie Discipline, dev [...] ted [Page 131] themselves to Agriculture, and a peaceable course of life. While the Romanes were a free State, and Generalls were elected by the Senate, Italy was still in Armes, and having conquered the Greekes and Barbarians, became Lords of the world; there being not an Angle of Earth, or Climate under Heaven, whither the Glory of the Roman Armes extended not. But when Augustus came to the Monarchie, his pacificall Government induced a generall lazinesse and desuetude of Martiall Exercises; for hee kept onely a certaine number of Mercenary Bands in Pay, to guard the Romane Empire, at the utmost bounds thereof, which were naturally fortifyed with great Rivers, deep Ditches, craggy Mountains, and vast Desarts and Wildernesses. Wherefore [Page 132] a [...] soone as it was knowne, that S [...]verus was comming with so mighty an Army, they were sore agast at that strange newes, and [...]ot daring to stirre against him, went to meet him with Law [...]els in their hands. But hee making no longer stay at any place, than either to sacrifise to the Gods, or speake to the people, posted away for Rome. When Iulian was advertised hereof, he made account he was utterly undone. For understanding what a numerous and potent Army the Illyrians were, and having no hope in the people (to whom hee was odious) nor much in the Souldiers (whom he had gulled) he made Iulian in great▪ care. all the money he could, by himselfe or his friends▪ r [...]bbing the very Temples, and publicke Treasuries, and gave all to the [Page 133] Souldiers to purchase their good will. But they returning small thankes for his great largesse, tooke it rather as a due debt, than free gi [...]t. Iulians friends counselled him to advance with his Army, and preclude the Alpine Straits. (Now The Alpes. the Alpes are exceeding high Mountaines (such as wee have none in these parts) circuli [...]g Italy like a wall; nature adding to the felicity of that Region, this impregnable fortification; extending from the North to the South-sea.) But Iulian not daring to budge forth of the Citie, sent to the Souldiers to beseech them to take armes, and exercise themselves, and make trenches & rampiers before the Citie; wherein he prepared all military ammunition, & caused Elephants trayned. all the Elephants (which he kept [Page 134] for shew and State) to be taught to indure Riders: supposing the Illyrians and their Horses would be skared wi [...]h the strange shape and bulke of those Beasts which they never saw before. All the City was now busie in providing Armes and Warlike Furniture. But while Iulian's Souldiers goe slowly to worke, and scarce prepare for Warre, Severus is reported to be come already; who having appointed many of his Souldiers, severall Severus his Stratagem. wayes to disperse themselvs, and enter secretly into Rome, they arrived by sundry passages into the City (by night) covering their Armours with Rusticall habite, as if they had been plaine Countrimen. And now was the Enemie in Iulian's bosome ere he was aware. When the People perceived this, being [Page 135] all amazed, and greatly dreading Severus power, they beganne to incline to him, condemning Iulian for a Dastard, and Niger for a Slugge, but commending Severus who was now at hand. Whereupon Iulian being at his Wits end, and not knowing what to doe, assembled the Senate, and sent Letters to Severus, desiring to contract a League with him, and to be made his Consort in the Empire. But when the Senatours Iulian deserted. which had agreed on that course saw how basely timorous and dejected hee was, they reiected him for a Recreant, and wholly revolted to Severus. Two or three dayes after, when Newes was brought that Severus was now come in person, all the Citizens utterly forsaking Iulian, assembled in the [...] Authority of Consuls. Guild-hall, by command [Page 136] of the Consuls (who in such doubtful times have charge of the Romane State) where they entred into Consultation, what was best to bee done in that Exigent: Iulian abiding (the while) in the Palace, deploring his Infortunity, and humbly begging that hee might abjure the Soveraignty, and resigne all his Imperiality to Severus. But when the Senate understood, that Iulian was in such desperate Horrour, and that his Guards No receipt against Feare. (Dictum Mariae illustrissimae Scotorum Reginae.) (for feare of Severus) had quite forsaken him; they decreed his Death, and declared Severus sole Emperor. Then send they (as Commissioners) diverse of the chief Magistracie, and prime Nobility, to render to him all Imperiall Honours. The Execution of Iulian was committed to one of the Tribunes, who [Page 137] finding [...]he wr [...]tc [...]ed old Man (that had bought his owne Ruine with his Money) wholly deserted and forlorne; slew him, Iulian slain. [...]. as he was tearing his hayre, with abject Lamentations. When Severus understood the Senates Declaration, and that Iulian was slaine; hee hoped to doe greater matters; and layd a Traine to catch all the Pretorian Souldiers that had murthered Pertinax. He sent therfore secret Letters to their Coronel [...] and Captaines. Tribunes and Centurions, promising them great rewards, to perswade their Companies in the Citie, to submit to his Mandates. Meane while, he makes Proclamation, that all of them, leaving their Armes in the Campe, should come forth like Severus his Traine to take the Pretorians. peaceable men, in such Habits as they used when they attended the Emperour at solemne [Page 138] shewes and Sacrifices, that they might be sworne to Severus; and that they should come cheerefully, because they were to bee his Guard. The Souldiers crediting this Edict, and being also perswaded by their Officers, lay aside all their Armes, and issue forth with lawrell branches in their hands, in such Equipage as they were wont in some great Festivity. When they drew near to Severus Campe, and it was told him they were all come, he comanded them to bee brought to his presence, as if hee meant to welcome and entertaine them with all honour. But when they came before his Throne (with joy full acc [...]nations) upon a signall given at the instant, they were all apprehended. For Severus commanded his Souldiers, that when they [Page 139] saw them assembled before him expecting some high favour, they should presently wheele about them in martiall manner; yet not wound nor strike them, but onely make a Ring, and hemme them in; presenting their Iavelins and Pikes towards them, which they being unarmed, and but few in comparison of them, durst not resist so many men at Armes. When Severus had thus impounded them, with a strong voice, and furious spirit, hee thus spake to them.
Severus his speech to the Praetorian Guards.
You see now by experience, that wee farre exceed you in policie, power and number. You are easily caught, and as easily held. Now are you all at my devotion, to doe what I please with you. Here you [Page 140] stand like a herd of beasts, ready to be sacrifised at my becke. If you expect a Doome, or Death, responsible to your blacke deeds, and detestable villanies; the World cannot afford it. You have barbarously butchered that venerable Father, and Excellent Emperour, whom, as his Guards, you ought to have defended. You have most shamefully truckt for silver (as if it had beene some of your owne goods) the most glorious Roman Empire, which was anciently the Guerdon of Nobility, or Militar [...] vertue. And now like base [...] Poltrones, you have betrayed him that was your Mercenary Soveraigne; not daring to guard or protect him. For these inexpiable crimes you deserve a thousand deaths, if you had your due. Now you see what you are worthy to suffer. But I scorne to imitate you, or to pollute my bands with your blood. Neither justice nor equity permit, that you should any longer be the Emperours Guard; that thus have violated your oath, distained your selves with your naturall Princes blood, and [Page 141] betrayed the trust and confidence reposed in you. Your Soules and Bodies (of my Noblenesse) I am content to besto [...] upon you. But I command my Souldiers to ungirdle you; and divest you of all Military Attire, and Accoutrements; and send you away stript: which done, I charge you all to get you packing, farre from Rome: for I here decree, vow, and sweare, that if any of you be found within an hundred miles of the Citie bee shall die for it.
Having given this charge, The Preto [...]ans degraded. the Illyrian Souldiers presently ranne to them, and disarming them of their short Swords, (which were curiously wrought with gold and silver, and customa [...]ily worne at solemn sh [...]wes) they tooke from them their belts, scarffes, and other military ornaments, and rasht off all their clothes; leaving them starke naked.
[Page 142]When they saw themselves Traytor [...] betrayed. thus betrayed and taken with a Wile; there was no way but patience. For what could a few naked men doe, against so many armed? They departed therefore with heavie cheere; yet glad their lives were given them; shrewdly repen [...]ing, that by leaving their Armes, they had subjected themselves to so foule and disgracefull a Doome. Severus used also another policie; for doubting lest being degraded, they would desperately runne to their Campe, and resume their Armes; he had sent before some Troopes of his choicest and trustiest Souldiers, by secret wayes and passages, commanding them suddenly to seize their vacant Campe, and with their owne weapons to keepe them out, if they attempted [Page 143] to returne. Thus were those Assassinates of Pertinax punished.
Forthwith Severus with his Severus enters Rome. Army arranged in Battel-array, makes his entry into Rome; the Romans being at first sight terribly afraid of him, for his daring and speedy Enterprise. Howbeit, the Peeres and Commons received him with Lawrels, who of all Men and Emperours, was the first, that without blood or sweat, effected such rare Enterprises. Indeed, His Elogie. all things in him were admirable; especially his high wit, piercing judgement, indefatigable industry, happy-hopefull audacitie in great and Heroicall Attempts.
After the people had wellcomed him with their Acclamations, and the Nobles saluted [Page 144] him at the City Gates, hee repayred to Iupiters Temple; where having sacrifised, he did his Devotions at the other Fan [...]s (as the E [...]pe [...]urs were wont) and lastly, betooke himselfe to the Imperiall Pallace. The next day he went to the Senat-house, where hee made a smooth and plausible Speech; and then gave his [...] Hand to all the Company, professing, ‘That his maine End in His Plausibility. comming to the City, was to revenge Pertinaxes Death, and to lay the Plo [...] and Foundation of an Optimacie: promising that none but those which were condemned by Lawe, should lose Life or Goods: that hee would not tol [...]erate Informers: that hee would make a happy and flourishing State, and in all things imitate Marcus; and not onely assume the Name, but the Minde of Pertinax.’ With these faire Promises [Page 145] he stroked the Senators; most of them inclining to affect and believe him: but some of the elder and sager sort, that better knew his disposition, told them in their eare, that hee was a right His Censure. Politician, full of tricks and traines, and an exquisite Dissembler and Temporizer, for his owne ends: As afterwards it proved.
Severus intending but a short stay in Rome, gave to the Commons a magnificent Donative of Corne, and a great Largesse to his Souldiers; selecting the ablest among them for his guard (in steed of those which were degraded.) And now he prepares an Expedition to the Orient; where Niger lay rusting (all this while) and revelling at Antioch; whom he hasted to surprise ere he were aware, and take him unprovided.
[Page 146]Commanding therefore his His preparation for Warre. Souldiers to make ready for that Voyage, and recollecting all his Forces, he adjoyned to them all the flowre of the Italian Youth; and gave order, that the rest of the Army in Illyria should come down to Thrace, and meet him on the way. He provided also, a great sleet of ships, & prest all the gallies of Italy, which he filled with Men at arms, & sent them a way: having amassed together, with incredible speed, a mighty magazin of all manner of provision & ammunition. For he well knew, hee needed more than ordinary Forces against the Nations bordering on Europe, which were all under Niger's command. Thus Severus [...] gallantly prepared for the war. But withall, like a wise and provident man, he shrewdly He is afraid of the Britaines misdcubted the British Armies, cōsisting of great & bravetroops [Page 147] of mo [...] excellent [...] Souldiers; whose Generall was Albinus; of Albinus Governour of Britaine. very noble & honorable descent & born to exceeding greatwelth and possessions. Him hee resolved to win by policie▪ lest otherwise being excited by his riches, noblenes, forces & renown (sharp and piquant motives to aspire to Soveraignty) he should attempt to overtop him & seize on Rome (w ch is not very far distant from Britaine) while himselfe were ingaged in the Eastern wars. Now his bait to catch him, was by a glittering shew of honor; for being a credulous man, and none of the deepest Politicks▪ he presētly believed the oaths & protestations w ch he sent him by Letters: wherin he stiled him Caesar, anticipating He is stil [...]d Caesar by Severus. his ambition, by cōmunicating the sov [...]raigne dignity. In the sayd cou [...]tly and complementall [Page 148] lines, he besought him to bee Protector of the Empire, w ch stood in great need of so noble and brave a yong Gallant; as for himselfe, he was now grown old and gow [...]ie, and his children were but infants. Albinus easily gave credit to him, and willingly took the honor upon him; being glad he attained his desire without battel, or further danger. To give the more glosse to his intentions, Sev [...]rus acquainted the Senat with the passages; comanding also Coines to be stamped with his image; as also his statues to be erected; with all other Imperiall honors; the better to blanch his designes. Which having with high wisdome performed, & so lookt Albinus in Britain, that there was no feare of him; he gathered all the Illyrian Forces into one body, & now all things being in [Page 149] readinesse, he leads his Army directly against Niger. What were his Stations by the way, what speeches he made to every city, what frequent prodigies N. B. [...]. by divine providēce appeared; a [...] also what countries he marched thorow, what conflicts hee had, and how many were slaine on either side, many Historians have related, & Poets especially have largly dilated; making Severꝰ acts the argument of their works. But my intendmēt is to compile a History of the acts of many Emperors raigning in the compasse of 70 Her [...]d [...] writes a History of 70 vea [...] yeares, w ch I certainly [...] know to be true. I shall therfore deliver part of the chiefest and choifest actiōs of Severꝰ, not flattering, or faining more thā was performed (like the Writers of that time) nor yet suppressing ought that is worthy to be knowne or recorded.
HERODIAN HIS IMPERIALL HISTORIE. The third Booke.
Niger prepares for Warre. He fortifies Mount Taurus, and Byzantium. Aemilianus his General, defeated Severus Policie. He assaults Mount Taurus. Moores described. Alexandria. Battell betwixt Severus and Niger Niger beheaded. Severus Plots against Albinus. His Speech against him. His strange Winter-m [...]rch, Albinus sayles out of B [...]ita [...]ie, and fights with Severus. The Britai [...] fight bravely, and beat Severus off his Horse: They winne the first B [...]: They di [...] and [...] Albinus beheaded▪ [...] [...]us [Page 151] Elogie. Hee makes two Vicegerents in Britanie. His cruelty and covetousnesse. Secular Games every three hundreth yeare. Severus his Expedition into the East. He besieges Atrae, and is repulsed. His strange fortune. He surprises the Parthian King. He enters Rome in triumph. His Sonnes Dissensions. Plautian a mighty Favourite. His Treason, strangely detected. Hee is cut in pieces. Severus instructs his Sonnes. News from Britanie. Severus his Expedition thither. Description and Elogie of the Picts or Scots. Severus dies for griefe. Antonine's Cruelty. Severus Reliques, Antonine and Geta saile out of Britanie.
IN the former Booke, we have related the Murther of Pertinax, the Slaughter of Iulian, Severus his Expedition to Rome, and lastly his Preparations against Niger. As soone as Niger (who little expected Niger prepares for Warre. such [...]ewes) understood [Page 152] that Severus had seized Rome; that the Senate had proclaimed him Emperour; and that all the Illyrian Armie, and other Forces were comming against him by Sea, and Land; being extreamely startled, hee warnes all the Vicegerents of the Provinces, to set strong Guards at all Ports and Pas [...]ages; and sends for Ayd, to the Parthian, Armenian, and Atrenian Kings. The Armenians answer was, that hee would bee Neutrall, and reserve his owne Forces to desend himselfe if Severus assayled him. The Parthian promises to write to his Nobles, to levie Souldiers (as his manner was in time of Warre.) For the Parthians have no ordinary standing Armies, nor any souldiers in continual pay. From the Atrenians came a Band of [Page 153] Archers, sent from King Barsemius, who then raigned in those Parts. The grosse of his army he made up of the Souldiers which he had with him; most of the Countrey youths, but especially of the Antiochians, either out of their Levitie or Love to Niger; more boldly than wisely flocking unto him. The Straits and Precipices of Mount Taurus, Mount Taurus fortifyed. hee fortifyed with strong Walls and Munitions; accounting that impassable place, would bee a Barricado to blocke up the Way to the Orient. For Taurus lifting up his Ridge between Cappadocia and Cilicia, dissevers the Eastern and Northern Nations. Hee put also a Garrison in Byzantium, the chiefest Byzanti [...]m n [...] Con [...]. and mightiest Citie of Thrace, flo [...]ishing at that time in strength and wealth; for beeing situate [Page 154] in the narrow Proponticke Sea, it [...]eaped equall benefit by Water and Land; from the first, Impost a [...]d Fish; from the latter, Corne and Fruit; as having a large and fertile Territory. This strong City he preoccupates to prevent the passage of Severus Flee, which was to sa [...]le out of Europe into Asia, through that narrow Chanell. The City was compast w th a [...]uge strong wall, of squared Milstons, so curtously cemented that it seemed to bee an in [...]re work made by Nature, rather than Art: yea▪ the very Ruines and Rubbish (which yet appeare) sh [...]w the marvellous skill of them that buil [...] it, and the stupendious strength of those that dismantled it.
In this mannet did Niger order his Affaires, with singular Prudence and Providence (as he [Page 155] imagined.) Severus on the other side, slacked not, but incessantly marched with his Armie. And being advertized that Byzantium was well manned and strongly fortifyed, he turnes his Aemilianus Nigers Generall. course to Cyzicum. Aemilianus Lievtenant of Asia, to whom Niger had committed the Mannage of the Warre, and chiefe Command; hearing that Severus was marching, leades all the Forces which he had leavied, or were sent by Niger, directly to Cyzicum. When the Armies met on both sides, after divers bloudy battels in those parts, Severus at last was Master of the Field; a great number of Nigers Souldier being routed, slaine, and Defeated by Seve [...]. pu [...] to flight. Which Successe mightily incouraged the Illyrians, and the [...] Easterlings. [...]ut many were of opinion, that from [Page 156] the beginning, Niger was betraied by Aemilian; for these reasons. Some say, hee envied Niger, disdayning that hee, who was but his Successour in Syria, should now be his Superior, Emperor, and Soveraign. Others suppose, that hee was thereto perswaded by his Childrens Letters, who besought him to take care of their safety: for Severus having found them at Rome, put them in hold, out of deep policie, and early providence. And it was Commodus his manner to retaine with him their Children, whom hee sent to bee Lievtenants of Provinces, as Pledges of their Allegeance and fidelity. Wherfore Severus (like a vigilant man) Severus his Policie. at his first Designement to the Empire in Iulians time, sent secretly for his children out of the Citie, lest they should be afterward [Page 157] seized on. And at his comming to Rome, hee instantly apprehended all the Children of the Presidents, and other chiefe Captaines & Commanders that ruled in Asia, or the East, carrying thē with him as Prisoners, thereby to induce their Fathers to revolt from Niger (for their preservation) or if they continue firme to him, to let them know, that by killing them, he could be revenged on them at his pleasure.
Nigers Souldiers being overthrowne at Cyzicum, fled amaine; some to the Armenian Mountaines; others through Asia, and Galatia, hastning to Mount Taurus, to get into that strong Hold. Severus Armie marcht through the Country of Cyzicum, to the next region of Bithynia. When it was famed that Severꝰ was victor suddenly all the Cities in those [Page 158] Parts, fell to deadly Feud; not so much for Love or Hate to either Emperour, as out of a mortall Antipathie, and implacable Enmitie one to the other. And this was anciently the fault of the Greekes, who by their intestine broyles and consp [...]racies, to ex [...]irpate the most eminent men, have utterly undone Greece: whose Inhabitants (by their old grudge, and civill disasters) first became Vass [...]l [...]s to the Macedons; and then Slaves to the Romans: the same heartburning, and spightfull emulation, continuing in the best Cities to our time. Wherefore after these things hapned at Cyzicum, the Citizens of Nicomedia in Bithynia, revolted from Niger to Severus, promising him (by their Embassadors) to receive his Armie, and assist him in all things. [Page 159] But the Citizens of Nicaea, out of their malignity to them, took Nigers part, and entertayned his Souldiers, which either fled thither, or were sent to detend Bithynia. Out of these two Cities (as severall Camps) the Armies of both sides issuing, fought againe; but after a terrible battell, Severus got the Victory. From thence the Remaines of Nigers Forces fled to the Straits of Mount Taurus, to def [...]nd those Fortifications. Niger having left there as many as he thought sufficient to make good the Place, returnes to Antioch, to raise more Men and Money Meanewhile, Severus Armie p [...]ssing through Bithynia, and Galatia, marcht into Cappadocia▪ and there began Mount Taurus a [...] [...]ayle [...]. to assaile the Fortification But they met with no small difficulties; for the passage was extreme [Page 160] rough and craggie, and the Enemie which was on the Walls, and over their heads, tumbled downe Stones upon them, and fought bravely; a few men serving to repell a great Number. For the Ascent was exceeding strait, being defended on the one side with a huge steepe Mount, on the other with a wonderfull Precipice, downe which fell continuall Cataracts from the top of the Mountaines. Niger had also made there a strong Fort to barre their Entrance on every side. During this Assault in Cappadocia there arose Mutinies upon the like Grounds and Grudges as asoresaid. For Laodicea in Syria (in despight of Antiochi [...]) and Tyrus in Phoenicia (repining at the Berythians) when they heard of Nigers Discomfiture, defaced his [Page 161] Images, and proclaimed Severus Emperour: which Niger (then at Antioch) understanding, though (otherwise) of a milde disposition, yet stung with those opprobrious Injuries and Defections, sends against both the Cities all the Mauritania, now F [...] and Mo [...]occo. Mauritanian Darters that he had, and part of his Archers, charging them to kill all afore them, and to sacke and burn the Cities. The Moores The Moores described. (who are naturally bloudy and desperate, regarding neither death nor danger) suddenly invading the Laodiceans, put them all to the Sword, and destroyed their Towne. Thence marching to Tyre, they first pillag'd it, and then cruelly slaughtering the Inhabitants, set it on a bright blaze. While this passes in Syria and Niger is levying new Supplies, the Severians persist in their [Page 162] assailment of the Fort of Mount Taurus, but with much wan hope and great discouragement; for it was an impregnable Worke, and naturally defended with the Mount, and Precipice. Being quite wearyed, and their Enemies now secure; extraordinary Stormes and Snowes fell suddenly in the Night (for in Cappadocia, and especially at Mount Taurus, Winters are ex reame rough) accompanyed with a vehemen and imp [...]tuous Torrent; which being check [...] by the Fortification, became more fu [...]ious and violent. At last, Nature vanqui hing Art, and the Wall yielding to the deluge, the floud (having sapt the Foundation, which was made in haste, and not so carefully as wa [...] requi-site) bore downe all before it, and made an exceeding great [Page 163] breach: which the Defendants perceiving, & feating that when the Waters were downe, they should be surprized by the Enemie, they all quit the place, and fled. With this Accident, the Severians were infinitely cheered and animated (as lead by divine providence) and seeing also the Guardians of the Mount were fled, they easily scaled it, and entered Cilicia. When Niger heard these Tidings. he gathered a vast Armie of undisciplined & inexpert Souldiers: & marching with maine speed, was followed with huge numbers of people, and almost all the Youth of Antioch, who exprest great alacrity, but were not comparable to the Illyrians for Valour or Experience. A [...] the Bay of A Citie called by Alexander Ni [...]opolis, for his Victory there. Issus, the Armies met, in a goodly spacious Plaine, which lying under [Page 164] a row of Hills, Theatre-wise, is extended all along the Seacoast; Nature having here made (as it were) a Stage for a battell. In the very same place they say that Darius was overthrowne and taken by Alexander in the last great Battell; the In Nature the Northerne Regions are most Martiall. Northerne Men then also vanquishing the Easterne. The Citie Alexandria (built on a Hill) the Trophie Alexandria. and Monument of that Victory, yet remaines; and the brazen Image of him that so named it. Now it fell out that the Hosts of Sever [...]ss and Niger did not onely incounter in the sayd place, but also with like fortune [to the other:] For on both sides were they ready to fight in the Evening, not sleeping all Night for Care and Feare. At The Battell betwixt Severus and Niger. Sunrising, the Generalls incouraged their Souldiers, who assailed [Page 165] each other with incredible fury; as accounting that the last Fatall Conflict; and that Fortune would there designe the Emperour. After a long and grim Fight, there being on each side so great Slaughter, that the Rivers which ranne through the Plaine, sent much more bloud than water into the Sea; at last the Orientalls turned their backs and fled, the Illyrians pursuing them to the Sea (where they thrust them in with woundes) and to the Hill-tops, where they flew them, together with a great number of people, assembled there out of the adjoining towns and villages, as Spectatours of the battell; supposing they were safe in that high ground. Niger being bravely mounted, poasted with a few of his Followers to Antioch; where the people [Page 166] flying every way, and piteously bewayling their sonnes and brethren; hee also grew desperate, and be tooke himselfe to flight; but being found hid in a Suburban house, by the Hor [...]emen that pursued him, his Head was strucke off. Niger beheaded.
This end had Niger, being brought to that Disaster, by his dull protracting of time; though otherwise he were (as they say) in his publike and private carriage not culpable.
Niger being slaine, Severus presently put to death all his friends and Partizans, whether Voluntaries, or compelled to assist him. Yet he pardoned the Souldiers which were fled (for feare) to the Barbarians beyond the River Tigris; and received them into favour. For great numbers of them retired into those parts, [Page 167] whereby it came to passe, that the Barbarians were afterwards more able to incounter the Romanes in set battell; their manner of Fight, before that time, being onely with bowes and arrowes on horseback, without compleat Armour; having no skill to use Sword, or Lance; but clad with thinne loose Garments, they shot their Arrowes (most part) backewards, flying from their Enemies. But when diverse Romane Souldiers, and (among them) many Armourers, which fled thither, had set set up their Rests there; the Barbarians learned not onely to use Armes, but also to make them.
Severus having setled the Affaires of the Orient to his owne contentment, had a strong desire to invade the Dominions of the [Page 168] Atrenian and Parthian Kings, who were both Nigers Confederates. But deserriug that till another time, he cast about, how he might now establish the Romane Empire on himselfe and his Sonnes. For Niger being taken away, the only Rub that remayned was Albinus, whom he held to be altogether unprofitable for his Purpose, and incompatible to his designes. Besides, the Report was, that his Caesarian Title had so puft up his spirits, that he beganne to fare like an Emperour; and that many of the chiefe Peeres of the Senate had secretly writ to him to hasten to Rome, while Severus was absent, & elswhere ingaged. And indeed all the Nobles were most devoted to Albinus; who was very honorably descended; and reputed to bee of a sweet and [Page 169] generous Disposition. Of all which passages Severus having got intelligence, resolved not instantly to make open warre against him; or proclame him his enemy (there being no just cause or colour for it) but to trie if he could make him away by treacherie. Wherefore hee dispatches Severus plots against Albinus. to him diverse trusty persons, which (as Poasts) used to carry the Emperors Letters and Missives, giving them in charge, that after they had publikely delivered the Packets, they should desire him to understand some further secrets in private; and whē he was apart from his guard suddenly to fall upon him, & kill him. Moreover, he delivered to them divers sorts of poysons, to bee min [...]stred to him by some of his Carvers or Cup bearers, if they could perswade them. But [Page 170] Albinus his friends mistrusting Severus, gave him many caveats to beware him as a fraudulent and insidious person: For his fame was fouly blasted by his ill dealing with Nigers Captains; whom having under wrought by their Children (as wee formerly shewed) to betray Nigers Affaires, when he had made use of their Service, and attayned his owne ends, hee slew both them and their Children. By these Actions of his, they manifested to him his dangerous disposition. Albinus thereupon doubled his Guards, and admitted not to his presence any messenger from Severus, till he had laid by his military Fauchi [...], and was also searcht, lest he had any other Weapon in his bosome. And now were Severus his poasts arrived at Albinus In Britain Court, where [Page 171] delivering their Letters openly, they besought him to step aside, to heare some speciall Secrets. Albinus suspecting them, commands them to be apprehended. Then, secretly torturing them, he learnt out all their treachery, and put them to death; and made preparation against Severus, as a professed Enemie. Which Severus understanding, being of a violent spirit and irefull nature, he no longer concealed his Enmity, but assembling all his Army, spake thus.
Severus his Speech against Albinus.
LEt none, reflecting on my former Actions, tax me of Levity, Treacherie, or Ingratitude, towards my reputed friend. I could doe no more than associat him (by a firme League) in the Imperiall Government: which some man would hardly doe to his own [Page 172] brother. Yea, I communicated to him that, which you conferred on me alone. But Albinus unworthily requites these extraordinary Favours which I have heaped upon him. For he is now up in Armes against Ʋs, contemning your valour; and not regarding his League with me. For he seekes with insatiable Desire, to ingrosse, that with his owne perill, which hee securely injoyed by a peacefull Participation. Neither doth he revere the Gods by whom hee hath so oft sworne; nor respects he your travells, which with so great glory and courage you have undertaken for Vs both. For the fruits of your happy successe extended likewise to him. Yea, had he continued faithfull to us, we had done him greater honour, than was yet imparted to him. Now as to doe ill [...] Offices, is an act of Injustice; So, not to redresse a Wrong, is [...] unmanly. In our Wars against Niger, our Quarrell was not so just, as necessary. For he sought not to imbrace the Imperiall dignity invested in our person; but the Empire lying then at stake, and being yet litigious, both of Vs with [Page 173] equall Ambition, fairely wrestled for it. But Albinus violating Leagues and Oaths; makes choice rather to bee an Enemy than a Friend, and to wage Warre rather than continue in amity; being advanced by our meere bounty to that eminent Title of Caesar implyed H [...]e apparanc [...]. Honor, which anciently appertayned to the sacred Branches of the Imperiall Stemme. Wherefore as wee have formerly ennobled him with great and glorious Advancements: So now wee hold it meet, to chastise his ignoble Treachery by force of Armes. As for his poore Army of Britaines. Ilanders; it is impossible it should resist your Puissance. For since you alone, by your owne Valour and admirable Prowesse, have wonne so many Battells, and conquered all the Orient: who can doubt but that now by accesse of so many gallant men at Armes (for here are almost all the Roman Forces) you shall easily rout a small Number, led by One that hath neither Wit nor Courage? For who knowes not his Voluptuary life, fitter for a Swine than a Souldier? Let us therefore [...] bravely advance [Page 174] against him, with our wonted alacrity and magnanimity: having the Gods for our Guides, whom hee hath dishonoured with Perjuries; and calling to mind the many Trophies wee have erected, which hee so highly scornes.
Severus having thus sayd, the whole Army proclamed Albinus Traytor, but making full Demonstration of their loyall zeale to him, by their Acclamations; they mightily incouraged him, and made him wondrous confident. Whereupon rewarding them with magnificent donatives, he tooke his Iourney against Albinus. Withall he sent certaine Troops to invest Byzantium, B [...]zantium invested. which was yet held by Nigers Souldiers that fled thither. Which Citie was afterward taken by Famine, and razed to the Ground; insomuch [Page 175] that the Theaters, Therms, and all the splendor and glory thereof being quite defaced, it was reduced to a meane The Fate of Roch [...]: now, S. Mary Village. Village, and given in vassalage to the Perinthians, as Antioch in like sort to the Laodiceans. Further, hee consigned great summes of money for the reedifying of the Cities spoyled by Nigers Souldiers. And now marching without any Severus wa [...]wo [...]d was Laboremus Intermission, or regard to holi-dayes, or workedayes, heat or cold (all being alike to him) he would oft in that His Winterm [...]h. stormy season, goe bare-headed on the tops of Mountaines, when it sharply snowed; to excite his Souldiers to Patience and Alacrity, by his owne Example; so that they cheerefully indured all difficulties, not so much for feare of law, as in a generous emulation of their royall Chiefe. He [Page 176] sent also a strong Army to seize the Alpine Straits, and to forelay the passages into Italy.
Albinus, who (this while) pursu [...]d his pleasures, and was supinely negligent, when he heard that Severus was marching with such expedition; being startled with the horrour of the newes, presently sailes out of Britaine, Albinus [...] out o [...] [...]. and disbarkes his Armie in the opposite Coasts of Gallia; where he lend, his Mandates to all Governors of the adjacent Provinces, to furnish him with Money and Victualls. They which did so, dealt very unadvisedly, for they were plagued for it, when the Warre was ended; but they that refused (rather by good hap than fore sight, saved themselves: the Event and [...] Fortune of the Warre determining who were the wiser.
[Page 177] Severus Forces being entred Gallia, there were first certaine light Skirmishes in divers parts; but at last, they fought a pitcht Battell bet [...]ixt Severus and Albinus. Field, neere the great and rich City Lugdunum; where Albinus immuring himselfe, sent foorth his Armie to fight. The Encounter was exceeding fierce; and doubtful it was a great while which way the Victory would Britains Elogie. incline; For the BRITAINES were no whit inferior to the Illyrians in [...] Manhood, or Martiall fury. Both Armies fighting with equall bravery, it was hard to say, which would get the better. Divers Historians (of that Time) which more regarded verity than partiality, report that Albinus his Army was [...] farre superiour in that Part, which was incountred by Severus in Person, with his Battalion; [Page 178] insomuch, that Himselfe was put The Britaines beat the bravest Martialist of the world. to flight, and beaten off his Horse, yea forced to throw off his Imperiall Cloake, and hide Himselfe. While the Britaines follow the Chase, chanting out their Hymnes s [...]ng to Mars before Battell, to Apollo after Victory. Paeans, as Victors; Laetus one of Severus Commanders, suddenly charges them with fierce & fresh troops. Hee was harshly censured, as if hee purposely kept aloofe, and reserved that choice Regiment to get the Empire to himselfe: intending then to take the Field, when he heard Severus was slain. Which suggestion was fortified by the event. For when Severus had setled all things to his owne minde, and secured his estate, he richly rewarded all his other Chieftaines; but remembring how Laetus had served him, hee put him to death, as he deserved. These things were done afterwards. [Page 179] Now when Laetus [...]ame in view (as a [...]oresaid) with a new supply; the Severians took heart againe, and remounting Severus on Horsebacke, put on his Purple A military Mantle. Surcoat. The Albinians, that (presuming they were Masters of the Field) had So the dis-ranking of the English lost all to the [...] mans. disbanded themselves; being suddenly and furiously charged by fresh Companies; after a short resistance, fled; the Severians following the execution to the City gates. The Number of the slaine, and captives, on either side, is differently related by the Writers of that Age. The City Lyons in France. Lugdunum was sackt and burnt by the Severians; who having took Albinus, struck off his head, Albinus beheaded. and presented it to Severus.
Thus raised he two most stately * Monuments of Victory usuall in those p [...]rts. Trophies; One, in the East; and Another, in the North; so [Page 180] that Nothing is comparable to Severus conflicts, or conquests, either for multitude of Forces, commotion of Countries, number of Battells, length of Iourneyes, or speede in Marches. I confesse, Caesars Acts against Pompey (the Souldiers being Romans on either side) were very great; as also that of Augustus Severus the greatest Conqueror of the World. against Antony and Pompey's Sonnes; and likewise the Exployts of Sylla and Marius, in the civill and forraigne warres. But for One Man to have the killing of Three Enthronized Emperours; to surprise the Pretorian Troops at Rome by finenesse of Wit; to kill One Emperour in the Pallace Royall; to defeat another, that raigned in the Orient, and was elected Emperour by the Romanes; and to vanquish a Third, that was a [Page 181] Caesar, of great Nobility and Dependencie; you shall hardly finde the like. To this End came Albinus, having injoyed his Fatall Dignity but a short time.
And now was Severus full charged with wrath and indignation against Albinus Friends at Rome; whither he sent his head, commanding it to be publickly affixt on the Gallowes. And in the Letters which he writ to the People of his Victories, he added this Post-script; that He there sent them his Head, strictly charging, that it bee publickly set on the Gibbet, to the end, they might perceive by that Token of his Wrath, how highly hee was offended with them.
Having Ordered the State of Britaine, and divided the government of the Province into two [Page 182] [...] President-ships; and having Two Viceroyes in Britaine. likewise composed the Gallicke Affaires to his owne minde, and slaine all Albinus Friends and Partners, whether voluntary or forced; he set forward towards Rome; leading all his Army thither, to strike the greater terrour. His Iourney being ended, with extraordinary speed (as his manner was) and being full of fury against Albinus Friends that survived, hee enters Rome. The Commons met him with Laurells, and received him with all honour and joyful acclamation. The Senatours also congratulated him, though many of them were extreamly afrayd that hee would not pardon them; being so apt by reason of his Naturall Immanity, to oppresse Men on the least Occasion; and having now so probable [Page 183] pretences to question them.
Severus having visited Iupiters Temple, and performed other [...] Sacred Rites, went to his Royall Palace, and in honour of his Victories, bestowed great store of Corne on the Citizens, and much Coyne on his Soulders, to whom he granted many Priviledges which formerly they had not. For hee first augmented their proportion of Wheat, and permitted them to weare Gold Rings, and cohabit with their Wives; all which were reputed utterly dissonant from Military austerity, and Martiall dispositions. But he was the first that altered their strong and manly Diet, and subverted all Order, Discipline, and Obedience to Governours; by teaching them to hunt after Money, and using them to delicate [Page 184] Fare. Having made these Ordinances (after his owne fancie) he entred the Or, Parliamenthouse. Senat-house, where ascending his Royall Throne, hee made a bitter Invective against Albinus Friends, producing the secret letters of some of them, which hee found in his Cabinets; and objecting to others, that they had honoured him with the richest Presents; to these, that they had favoured his Eastern Niger. Enemies; to those, that they were Albinus Favourites. Then he put to death all Severus cruelty and covetousnes. the chiefe Peeres of the Senate; and slew without mercie all that were of great Estate and Nobility in the Provinces: pretending to suppresse his Enemies; but spurred on (indeed) by extreame Avarice; wherein he exceeded all the Emperours. For, as in Haughtinesse of Spirit, [Page 185] hardnesse to indure labour, and Skill in Martiall affaires, he was equall to the worthiest: So was hee an unmeasurable Lover of Money; which hee accumulated by cruell Slaughters, upon the least Cause or Colour; ruling his Subjects rather by feare than love. Neverthelesse, hee affected popular Lustre, by frequent His Popularity. exhibiting most stately Shewes (of all Sorts) where were oft slain an hundred beasts brought from strange countries. Hee distributed also magnificent Donatives to the people, and ordayned a Triumphall Game, or Exercse of Manhood. Agon, sending for Actours and Champions from all parts. I have seene (in his Time) Shewes of all kindes of Pageants in all the Theaters at once; as also processions and vigils (like Ceres mysteries.) Secular Games. These were then called [Page 186] Secular Solemnities, because they V. Alex. ab Alex. Gen. dier. l. 6. c. 19. were celebrated (as they sayd) after the Tearme of three Ages or Generations. What time, Bedles went thorow Rome and Italy, to invite All to come and see those Instituted in honour of Apollo and Diana (the Sunne and Moone) Shewes which they had never seene before, nor should ever after see: Intimating thereby, that the inter-space betwixt the past and present Celebrity, exceeded the longest Age of Men,
Having stayd a sufficient time at Rome (where he associated his Sonnes in the Soveraignty, and declared them Emperours) considering that his former Victories were over his owne Countrey-men and the Romane Armies (for which cause he forbore Triumph) he determined to get himselfe honour by a glorious Conquest of the Barbarians. His pretext was, to be revenged [Page 187] on Barsemius the Atrenian King, for his Confederacie with Niger. Whereupon he lead his army into the Orient, and as hee was about to enter Armenia, the Severus his second Expedition into the East. King of the Armenians sent him Money, Presents and Hostages; humbly intreating to contract a League of Amitie with him. Severus seeing all things happen to his mind in Armenia, marches against the Atrenians. But Augarus King of the Osroens submitted himselfe to him, and having assured his Homage, by delivering his children for pledges, sent to his Ayd a goodly Band of Archers. Severus having passed the Region lying betwixt the Rivers and the Archers. Country of the Albenians, made a Rode into Arabia Felix, where growe those odorate Herbes which wee use for Spicerie and [Page 188] Frankincense. Having destroyed many Cities and villages, and wasted the Countrey, [...]e entred the Land of the Atrenians, and Siege of Atrae. beleaguerd Atrae, a City mounted on the top of an exceeding high Hill, strongly, walled and fortifyed, well manned and full of excellent Archers. Severus army incamping before it, made many furious Assaults, striving with all their strength to master it; to which purpose, they assailed the Walls with all sorts of warlike Engines; pretermitting no kinde of Invasion. But the Atrenians made abrave Resistance, and with Shot and Stones from above, did much hurt to the Severians. They filled also Earthen Vessells with small Fowles and Venomous beasts, which being cast among them, and lighting on their [Page 189] Faces, and other open parts of their bodies, crawled all over them, and secretly stung and tormented them. Moreover, they were not able to indure the stifling Aire of that extreame hot Clime, which cast them into strange Calentures; so that the most part of the Armie dyed rather by that meanes, than by the Enemie. Whereupon, the Souldiers growing desperate at that luckelesse Siege (where the Romans lost more than they got) Severus discamped, and departed without Effect, lest all his Men should perish: being much grieved that the successe of the Siege was not answerable to his desire. For having beene wont to get the Victory in all incounters, he now reputed himself overcome, because he could not overcome. But Fortune [Page 190] soone after smiled on him, and advanced his Designes; so that hee lost not all his labour, but fared better than hee expected. For his Army being imbarqued was not brought to the Romane Territories (as hee intended) but was hurried by the violent Streame to the Parthian banks; not many dayes journey from Ct [...]siphon; where was the royall Severus strange fortune. Palace of the King of Parthia, who lived there in peace; esteeming Severus warres against the the Atrenians, to concerne him nothing at all. In which security he little thought of any Disaster. Severus Host arriving there Si vis securus esse, time securitatem. S. Bernard. against their wills, by the violence of the Current; presently landed, and immediately fell a syoyling & ravaging the Countrey; driving away all the Cattell they met with, for Provision; [Page 191] and burning all the Towns (as they went,) Then marcht they to Ctesiphon, where the great King Artabanus was resiant, and King of K [...]thia surprised. finding the Barbarians ubpro [...]vided, they slew every man they found, pillaged the City, and led captive all the women and children. The King, with a few Horsemen, escaped: but they rifled his Treasures, and taking all his Ornaments and Iewells, returned to their Ships. Thus got Severus the victory over the Parthians rather by chance than choice. And now having sped so happily beyond all hope, hee sent Dight with Laurel, as Conquerors used. Letters to the Romane Peeres and People, containing a glorious Relation of his Acts; accompanied with painted Tables, representing all his Battels and Conquests. Hereupon the Senate decreed to him all triumphant [Page 192] Honours, and the Sirnames of the Nations hee had vanquished.
Severus having composed the Orientall Affaires, took his way towards Rome, bringing with him his Sonnes, who were now big Youths. Having ended his Iourney, ordered the Provinces (as was requisite) and visited the Mysiae, now Servia and Bulgaria. Mysian and Pannonian Armies, he entred the City in Triumph; the Romanes receiving him with great Acclamations Severus Triumph. and glorious Ceremonies. Hee againe entertained them with Feasts, Sports, Spectacles, and Pageants; giving them Royall Donatives, and solacing them with Triumphall Shewes. Hee abode many yeares in Rome, where he wholly gave himselfe to Matters of Iudicature, and State-affaires; indeavouring to [Page 193] traine his Sonnes in all noble Studies and Exercises. But they being well-growne Youths, had their Dispositions corrupted by the Romane Diet and Delices; as also by the excessive frequenting of Stage-playes, Charriotsports, and Revells. Moreover, His Sonnes diss [...]tions. the Brethren fell at variance, one with the other; their first quarrell being about the childish desire of Victory at Quaile-fights, Cock-fights, and the wrestling of boyes. Yea whatsoever they saw or heard in publicke, they were still divided; never affecting the same thing; but what the one applauded, the other scorned, Which Discord was fomented by both their servants and slaiterers; who [...] collogued with them for their owne ends, Severus understanding their differences, assaled to recōcile them and reduce [Page 194] them to better temper. The elder of them (whose [...] Genuine Name was Bassian, before his Advancement to the Imperiall Family) Severus after his Inauguration in the Empire, named Antonine; which was the Sirname of Marcus. To him hee gave a wife; hoping that [...] Marriage would make him a stayd man. Shee was the Daughter of Plautian, Captaine of the Pretorian Ba [...]ds, who was (as they say) but of meane estate in his youth, and proscribed for Sedition, and other Crimes. Hee was Severus his Countriman (an African borne) and (by report) his Kinsman: and (as some have taxed him) in his younger yeares his Catamite. Him Severus advanced from very low degree, to great dignity; inriching him exceedingly with the Goods and [Page 195] Lands of condemned persons, and almost sh [...] Of Severus [...] p [...]ss [...]g [...] t [...]e [...] Ess [...]y of Friendship. pire with him. [...] Fortunes he ab [...]ciousnesse; omitti [...] cru [...]l [...]y or outrage, to comp [...]sse his designes; being more Tyrannically sterne, than all the Princes that ever were. To his Daughter did Severus match his Sonne, and unite his House to his.
But Antonine taking small joy Forced Marriage. in those Nuptialls, whereto hee was forcibly yoaked, without any prae-election of his owne, infinitely hated both the young Lady and her Father; scorning to lodge or cohabite with her; yea, hee so loathed her, that hee daily menaced to kill her and her Father, as soone as hee were sole Emperour. Which when she still told her Father, shewing him how hee abhorred her, hee [Page 166] mightily stomackt it. Plautian therefore considering that Severus was now growne old and diseased, and that Antonine was a bold fierce Youth, he feared his Threats, and resolved to doe some Exployt, rather than suffer himselfe to bee made away. Plautian the mig [...]ti [...]st Favourite of the World. Moreover, he had many provocatives to aspire to Soveraignty: such excessive wealth, as never any Subject had the like: Martiall men were all at his becke: the whole Romane State highly honoured him: yea his ordinary Garbe made him very gracious with the people; for hee still wore the Senatorian robe, Vid. Alex. ab Alex. l. 5. cap. 18. purfled and embrodered with Golden Studds, and was ranked with the prime Nobility. A Sword was borne before him, and hee alone represented the Emperors Person. Hee walked abroad [Page 197] with such terrible Majestie, that none durst come neere him; and if any met him (by chance) they stept aside: his Gentlemen Vshers making Proclamation, that None should stand in the way, nor looke at him; but turne aside, and looke downewards. When Severus understood this, he disgusted it, and beganne to thinke harshly of him; insomuch that hee clipt the Wings of his Authority; commanding him to leave that insolent Demeanour. Plautian taking this as an intollerable Affront, fell roundly to His treason surprise the Empire: And this was his Plot: There was one Saturninus that had a Tribunes The command of 1000 souldiers. place under him, and was exceedingly devoted to Plautian; and though all were intirely his, yet hee by his singular veneration, had wonne his Affection [Page 198] more than the rest. Thinking him to be a most trusty fellow, and the onely Engine for his secret Designes; hee sends for him in the Evening; and all being commanded to voyd the roome, spake thus to him.
At this Sp [...]ech the Tribune was not a little confused; yet recollecting himselfe, and being a notable shrewd pated Fellow (for he was a Syrian borne, and your Easterne Men are generally wise, and of quicke In warme Climates people are generally more wise. sent) he considered, that to reject the motion of so mighty a Potentate, being in so great rage, were present death: wherefore pretending that hee infinitely liked the Businesse, he adored him as Emperour, beseeching his Warrant for the Execution: (For it was the manner of Tyrants, when they commanded any to be slain [Page 200] (without Iudiciall Processe) to signe a Warrant to that purpose, for the Actors discharge.) Plautian, blinded with ambition, delivers his Warrant to the Tribune, strictly charging him, that as soone as hee had killed both the Princes, before it were noysed abroad, he should send some to call for him, that hee might seize the Palace and Empire, before any man dreamt of it. With this charge and commission, the Tribune departs, and as hee was wont, walks the Round through all the Emperours Pallace; and knowing how difficult a thing it were for one man to kill two Princes in severall Lodgings, he intends to disclose all to Severus; and desired the Doore keepers to let him in, for it concerned his Life. They delivering the Message to Severus, hee commands [Page 201] them to bring him in. Being entred in, hee thus said: ‘Sir, I am come (as hee that sent mee Saturninus detects Plautian. makes full account) to kill you, as your Deaths man; but as my selfe resolve and vowe to bee a Preserver of your Life. Plautian trayterously aspiring to the Empire, hath commanded mee to murther You and your Sonne, not onely by Word, but also by Writing; (Witnesse this Schedule.) And accordingly I undertook to execute his Command, lest, upon my Refusall, some other should have attempted it. This I come to certifie your Majestie, that you may avoyd him.’ The Tribune having done, fell a weeping. But Severus could not instantly credite it: For Plautian's Love had taken deep root in his heart; and hee suspected it to bee a meere Illusion, and cunning Imposture; imagining that his son [Page 202] [the Prince] out of his hatred to Plautian and his daughter, had devised this stratagem & deadly [...] slander. wherfore instantly sending for him, he sharply rebuked him, for plotting such things against his deare bosome-friend. Antoninus swore deeply he knew nothing of it. The Tribune producing Plautians Warrant, Antonine incouraged him to detect the Crime. The Tribune perceiving his owne Danger, and well-knowing how gracious Plautian was with the Emperor (so that if now hee made not good his Charge, he should bee put to a cruell death) sayd thus; ‘Sir, what clearer proofe or stronger Evidence can you desire? yet if you will give mee leave to goe out of the Pallace, and send a trusty Messenger to him, to let him know that I have done his Command, hee will [Page 203] presently believe it, and repaire hither to seize the Pallace. So may you learne out the Truth. Onely command all in the Court to be quiet, that there may bee no intelligence given to prevent the Plot.’ This being agreed, he sends a speciall friend to Plautian, to bid him come quickly (now both Princes were slaine) before it were blazed abroad; that possessing the [...] Castle, and seeling himselfe in the Empire, he might get the Soveraignty in despight of all men. Plautian believing the Message, was full of hope, and putting on a Cuirace (for defence) under his Garments (the night being well spent) he poasted in his Caroach to the Court, taking but a few with him, that supposed the Emperours had sent for him about extraordinary Affaires. Being en [...]ed the Royall pallace, without [Page 204] any stop (the Corps de guard knowing nothing of the busines) the Tribune meets him, and (of set purpose) salutes him Emperour; Plautian the Traitor betrayed. then taking him by the hand in friendly sort, he leades him to the Chamber, where he said hee had throwne the dead bodies of the Emperours; ( Severus having appointed some of his Guard, as soone as hee entred the roome, to lay hands on him.) But Plautian (who little expected such a banquet) perceiving (when he was come into the Chamber) both the Emperours standing there, and that hee was taken in the manner, being horribly afraid, fell on his knees, and sought them not to misdeeme him; saying it was a meere Gull and Tricke put upon him. Severus exprobrating his Ingratitude, in rewarding [Page 205] his many Honours and Favours in that sort; and Plautian on the other side remembring him of his ancient love and approoved Fidelity, the Emperour beganne by little and little to incline to believe him; till his Cuirace was discerned by the opening of his Garment. Which Antonine espying, being a bold chollericke Youth, and bearing a grudge against him; Sir (quoth he) what colourable answer can you make to these two poynts? First you come to Vs (thus late) unsent for. Next, what is the meaning I pray of this Cuirace? who uses to sup or banquet in Armour? With that hee commands the Tribune, and the rest that were present, to dispatch him with their swords, as an open enemy. Plautian slaine. They (without dilay) did as the [Page 206] young Emperour bade them, and threw his carcasse into the High-way, to bee the scorne of them that ha [...]ed him.
This end had Plautian, answerable to his exorbitant Life and Insatiate Ambition. Severus henceforth made two Pretorian Prefects, and spent most of his Time in his Royall houses in the Suburbs, or in the Sea-coast of The Region betwixt Rome and Naples. Campania, ministring Severus was a good Law-giver. S. Aur. Vici. de Caesar. Iustice, and attending State-Affaires. Hee was also exceeding carefull to have his Sonnes at Rome, bred in honourable fashion. For he perceived they were more addicted to Playes and Games, than was agreeable to their Princely estare. The pursuit whereof, and their eager desire to win, being st [...]ll accompanyed with different successe, and vehement altercation, distracted [Page 207] the Brethrens affections, and inflamed them with Fire-brands of enmity and discord. But Antonine especially (now Plautian was made away) beganne to be intolerable in his behaviour, and formidable to all; using all possible meanes to destroy his wife, daughter to Plautian. But Severus sent her away with her brother into Sicilie, assigning them sufficient Maintenance to live plentifully (imitating Augustus, who dealt in like sort with Antonius sonnes, when he became his Enemie.)
And now he mainly laboured Severus Instruction to his Sonnes. to reconcile his Sons, and reduce them to Vnity and Vnanimity [...]: Remembring them out of old Stoties and Tragedies, of the disasters which befell to Brothers that were Princes, by such Dissentions. Hee shewed them how full of Money the [Page 208] Treasuries and Temples were, so that they needed not to seeke for Wealth and Riches abroad, that had such abundance at home, whereby they might bountifully reward the Souldiers at their pleasure: That the Romane Guards were quadrupled; and so puissant an Army lay before the City, that considering the Number of men at Armes, Hugenes of their bodies, and great store of treasure, no forraign power was able to come neere them: And yet all (he said) would come to nought, if they jarr'd & warr'd one with the other.
Thus did hee daily schoole them, and by sharpe reprehensions and faire speeches, strove all hee could to bring them to sobriety and temper. But all in vaine. For these unbridled Gallants, being in those first heats of youth, flesht in all kinde of Pleasures (by reason of their [Page 209] Imperiall State) became worse and worse, and were more at ods than ever, by the practices of their Parasites, who did not only base offices in serving their Lusts, but were also still projecting new Quarrells and Debates betwixt them for their own sinister ends. But Severus finding out divers of those bad Instruments, severely punisht them.
The Emperour being in great anguish of spirit, by reason of his Childrens unseemly and unprincely Demeanour, received Newes from Britaine. Letters from his Vice-Roy of Britaine, cerifying, that the Barbarians there were risen, and had ranged over the Country, pillaging & wasting all before them: that he needed therfore greater Forces to defend the He means the Provinciated part of Britaine. Place; or rather, that his Imperiall Majestly should come in person.
[Page 210] Severus was glad of this newes as naturally desirous of honour, and ambitious (after his Eastern and Northern Victories and Sirnames) to make a Conquest of the Britaines. Ioyfull also hee was of so faire an occasion to take his Sonnes from Rome, and weane them from the Diet and Delights of the City, by inuring them to a sober military life. He proclamed therefore his Expedition Severus expedition into Britaine. into Britaine, being now old and gowtie, but of more vigour and alacrity, than any in the flower of youth. In his Iourney, he was carried (for the most part) in a Siegetta: and rested almost in no place. Having ended his Land travells, he imbarks (with his sonnes) for Britaine; where he arrived sooner than any thought or expected. Presently he commands a generall [Page 211] Muster, and raising a great power, prepares for the Warre.
The Britaines much troubled at the Emperors sudden Omnia repentina terrent. arrival, and understanding that he meant to bring all those Forces against them, sent Embassadors to crave Peace, and excuse their Faults. But Severus seeking to protract time (lest hee should returne to Rome as he came) and being very eager of the Conquest and Sirname of Britaine, dismisses their Embassadors without [...] dispatch, and provides all warlike Ammunition. And to the end his souldiers might stand firme in fight, and bestirre themselves nimbly, and on sure ground; hee gave strict charge to make Causies and Bridges over the Marish land: For the most part of that Region of the Britaines, being surrounded by the Oceans continuall [Page 212] Irruption, is Fenny and Moorish. In those Bogges the The Romanes stiled all Barbarians, but themselves and the Greeks. Barbarians use to swim and run up and downe, plunging themselves to the middle; for being halfe-naked, they care not for Mire or Mud. They use not Vestures, but weare about their Description of Picts or Scots, a branch of the Britans. wasts and neckes an Ornament of Iron, which they esteeme a rare accoutrement, and rich abiliment (as other Barbarians doe Gold.) They pownce and paint their bodies with curious pictures, and the shapes of all sorts of Creatures; in which regard, they are not clad all over, lest Their Elogie. they should hide that brave Embroderie. They are a most Martiall [...] people, and very furious in fight: wherein they use onely a Sword and Pike the King and Queene of Weapons. narrow Shield, a Pike, and a Sword hanging at their naked sides. As for Cuirace or Caske, [Page 213] they use none at all; deeming they would but hinder them in traversing the pools and fennes; out of which the foggy vapours continually arising, make the sky in that Coast alwaies cloudy.
Severus hauing all things in readinesse that he desired, which might further the Romanes, or hinder & annoy the Barbarians, left his younger son Geta in that Viz. at York part of the Ile, which was under the Romane obedience, to minister Iustice, and governe the State; appoynting (for his Assistance) his most ancient Friends and Counsellours; but tooke Antonine with him to the Warre against the Barbarians. The Armie (having past those rivers and Rampiers which disterminate the Frontiers of the Romanes from the Barbarians) made certaine petty Skirmishes [Page 214] and Excursions, wherein they had still the better. But the enemies retreated at their pleasure into their Fastnesses among the Woods and Fennes (so familiar to them;) wherein they hid themselves; which being no small Severus lost fifty thousand in that Service. Dio. detriment to the Romans, did spinne the Warre to a great length. Meanewhile Severus, being now very aged, fell into a languishing Disease, which forced him to keep home, and send Antonine to prosecute the warre. But hee little regarding the Barbarians, bended all his indeavours to win the Souldiers, perswading them to make him their Chief. For he vehemently aspired to sole Soveraign; to which purpose, hee still depraved and disvalued his brother. Hee was also much vext that his Fathers Disease was so lingring, and had [Page 215] not made an end of him; wherfore he sollicited his Physicians and Attendants to dispatch the old man, and mischiefe him (by any meanes whatsoever.) At last Severus departed this life, being consumed and pined away, rather Severus dies for griefe. with Heart-griefe, than any other malady; having beene the most famous Warrier of all the Emperours. For none ever got so many Victories over Civill and Forraigne Enemies. He deceased At Yorke, April. 4. An. Dom. 212. in the eighteenth yeare of his Raigne, leaving to his young sonnes which succeeded him, such a Masse of Treasure, as never any did; and so puissant an Armie, as was unmatchable.
Antonine (after Severus death) Antonines Cruelty. being now in supreme authority, instantly beganne to bathe himselfe in bloud: putting to [Page 216] death the Physicians for not hastening the old Emperors death (as he commanded) & killing his own & brothers foster▪ fathers, because they had mediated an Accord between them: not sparing any that either honoured his Father, or was honoured by him. He sollicited also the chief Captaines and Commanders (with large gifts and promises) to perswade the Souldiers to proclame him sole Emperour: using all possible Traines and Mines against his brother. But the Souldiers would in no wise yield to it; for they well knew, that Severus had from their Infancie trained them in the same degree of honour; and therefore they were resolved to love and honour both alike. Antonine seeing hee could not prevaile with the Armie, made a League [Page 219] with the Barbarians; to whom having given peace, and received their Pledges, hee departed in all haste to his Mother and Brother. Being come together, their Mother [the Empresse] and all the great Lords and Counsellours of State assaied to make them friends: whereupon Antonine, when he saw that all opposed his Designes, of constraint rather than willingly, yielded to a dissembled attonement. Then both the Brothers, ruling with equall Authority, sailed out of Britaine, and tooke their Iourney to Rome; carrying with them their Fathers Reliques. Severus his R [...]liques. For his body being burned, the Ashes (mixt with sweet Odours) were bestowed in an Vrne of Alablaster, which they tooke to Rome, to place it in the [...] sacred Sepulchers of the Emperours. [Page 220] They lead the Army (as Conquerors of Britaine) and Antonine and Geta saile out of Britaine. landed in Gallia. Thus have we shewed in this Booke, the manner of Severus Raign and Death, and how his Sonnes succeeded him in the Empire.
HERODIAN HIS IMPERIALL HISTORIE. The fourth Booke.
THe two Emperours enter Rome in State. What Romane Emperours Deifyed. Their solemne Obsequie and Funerall Triumph: Severus Deified: Wrestling: The Partition of the Empire: The Empresse Dowager hinders it: Antonine kills Geta: His Prodigality and savage Cruelty: His guilty Conscience: His Exercises and Military Austerity: He acts Alexander and Achilles: Hee is royally entertained at Alexandria: He offers at Alexanders Shrine: His Quarrell to the Alexandrians. A fear full Massacre: He pretends to bee a Suiter to the King of Parthia's [Page 222] Daughter; under which colour, hee massacres the Parthians: He consults with Magicians, and commands them to conjure: Hee is slaine: Macrinus succeeds: His Speech: A terrible battell betwixt the Romans & Parthians: Heralds make a sudden League betwixt them.
THe Acts of Severus the Emperour during the Eighteene yeares of his Reigne, we have related in the precedent booke.
His Sonnes, who were yet The two Emperors take their Iourney to Rome. young, hastned with their Mother towards Rome: but by the way, they fell to such Iarres, as that they neither lodged in the same house, nor eate together; being extreme jealous, lest they received poyson one from the other, in their Meats or Drinks; either secretly from themselves, or otherwise, by suborning their Servants. They made therefore [Page 223] the more haste in their Iourney, as supposing they might both live more securely at Rome; and that the Imperiall Palace (which The Magnificent Pallace of the Emperours. for Numerous and Gorgious Edifices, was larger than all the Citty) being disparted betwixt them; there would be roome enough for each of them to have his severall Court, and live as pleased himselfe.
Being come to Rome, the people They enter Rome in State. received them with Laurels, and the Peeres welcomed them. The Emperors themselves went formost; vested in Purple Robes of State. Next after them followed the Consuls, which supported the Vrne, wherein were Severus Reliques. The Nobles having saluted the new Emperours, passed along, and adored the Vrne: which having honoured with great Pompe and Ceremony, they shrined it in the [Page 224] Temple, where the Sacred Monuments of Marcus, and the Emperours (before him) are to be seene. After the Divine Rites and Offices were celebrated, (as is accustomed at Imperiall Inaugurations) the Princes went to the Palace Royall; which dividing betwixt them, they dwelt apart, making fast all the secret passages; and using onely in common, the publicke Courtgates. They chose also severall Guards, and came not together, but for some small while, when they were to shew themselves to the people.
Yet had they speciall care to Severus Funerall. solemnize their Fathers Funerall with Glorious Ceremonies. For it is the manner of the Romanes to Deifie those Emperours, which at their Decease leave their Sonnes to succeede them. This Solemnity they call, [Page 225] placing of thē among the gods.
Over all the city there is a semblance The Ritual magnificence at the Funeralls and Deifications of Emperors. of Mourning intermixt with that Divine Celebrity. For the dead corps is with sumptuous Exequies, buried as others usually are. Then in the Porch of the Palace, is erected on high, a stately bed of Ivory, spred with coverings of cloth of Gold; wheron is laid an Image of Waxe, made very like to the Defunct. This Image lies like a sicke person, pale & discoloured. On both sides of the bed, there sit most part of the day, on the left hand, all the most Honourable Lords, in black Vestures; on the right hand, all the Ladies of Honour ennobled by the Splendor of their Parents & husbands. None of which are adorned with gold or Iewels, but are vested in thinne white Rayment, after the guize of Mourners. This they doe seaven daies [Page 226] together Meane-while, Physicians come often to the bed, as if they visited a Patient, saying stil, that he growes worse and worse. When he seems to be departed, the most noble young Gallants, among all the Senators, & [...] Order of Knight-hood, lift up the bed on their shoulders, and carry it through the Via sacra: It reached from the Pallace to the Forum, which was the chiefe Place of publicke Meetings & Pleadings. Sacred Street, to the old Forum; (where the Romane Magistrates use to resigne their Offices.) On both sides are Scaffolds erected: On the one part, is a Quire of Boyes of most noble birth and descent: opposite to them is a Quire of Ladies of prime Nobilitie: all which sing Hymnes and Or Paeans Lauds over the defunct, with solemn mournfull Melody. Which done, they take up the bed againe, and carry Cam [...]us Martius. it out of the City, to Mars his field; in the broadest place wherof is erected a Frame, of a Quadrangled [Page 227] Aequilaterall Forme, made like a little [...] House, consisting of no other Materials, but The Funerall Pile, or Deificatory Throne. huge pieces of Timber compact together. Within, it is filled with dry wood: without, it is decked with Tapestry embrodered with Gold; with Ivory Statuaes, and Exquisite Pictures. In the lower part, is placed a lesser Structure, framed and beautified like the other, with little gates and doores set open. There is also a third, and fourth roome; still lesser, and lesser: and then, divers other; till you come to the last, which is least of all. Which kinde of Edifice, may bee resembled to the By these Arabian Spices and Odours, & there seems to be in this supreme Solemnity, an Allusion to the Phoenix, &c. [...] Light-Houses, which by fire in the night, direct ships to a safe Harbor (vulgarly called Pharos.) The bed being brought into the second roome, they throw in (by heapes) all sorts of Spices, and sweet Odours, that the earth affoords, [Page 228] and all kinde of fragrant and odo [...]ate Fruits, Herbes, and Gums: for there is not a [...]. ( [...] [...]hich sen [...]e the Authour uses it per totum.) Province, or City, or any Person of Honor and Authoritie, which is not ambitious to send these last Presents, to the Honour of their Prince. When a mighty Pile of Aromatickes is amassed together, so that all the place is full; then, all of the Order of Knighthood, The Funerall Dance or Triumph gallantly mounted on horseback, ride round about the Frame; wheeling to and fro, and prancing in great bravery the Dancing in Armour inve [...]ed by [...]. [...]rr [...]us. P [...]in H [...]st. lib. 7. [...]. 56. Pyrrhick Measures. In the same stately manner, there ride about the Frame, Purple Chariottiers, representing the Persons, & bearing the Images of the Noblest Roman Worthies & Emperors. Which Celebrity performed, the Successor in the Empire takes a Torch in his hand, and puts it to the Frame, Then, all the [...] titude [Page 129] set fire to it on every side, and presently the whole Frame, filled with such combustible and odoriferous stuff, is al on a bright blaze. Immediatly, from the top of the least and highest Turret (as from a Pinnacle) an Eagle is let An Eagle let flie. flie into the Ayre, at the instant of the firing; which (as the Romans believe) carries the Emperors soule from earth to heaven. And ever after, they worship him among the other Gods.
The young Emperours, after Severus Deifyed. the solemne Deification of their Father, returning home, the flames of discord burst out againe; which growing to a deadly Feud, they plotted all manner of wayes to surprize and entrap one another, each attempting all possible meanes to make away the other, that he might be sole Emperor. Yea the minds and affections of all the Cittizens of [Page 230] greatest Power and Dependencies were infinitly distracted, both the Emperours sending (in secret) their different Letters, and seeking to win and wedge men to their severall factions, by faire promises. But the maior part inclined to Geta, because he shewed The Character of Geta and Antonine. some sparks of Noble Honesty, and was mild and affable in Conversation, and used Honourable Studies. For he had still about him Learned men, and was frequent at Wrestling, and other Wrestling a Princely Sport. ingenious Exercises. He was also full of Humanitie and Courtesie towards all▪ & of so gracefull & Princely behavior, that the fame and good opinion of him drew most mens affections to him. But Antonine bore himselfe in a harsh and rugged fashion; and being altogether averse frō the things before recited, affected the reputation of a Martialist & Man of [Page 231] Warre. Whereupon, doing all things in Choller and Fury, hee sought rather to winne men by Threatning than Intreating, and by Feare than Love. Their mother seeing them so discordant in all their Actions (even of least Consequence) assayed to reconcile them, but in vaine. Wherupon, they (once) resolved to share The Empire divided the Empire betwixt them, least residing still at Rome, they should be circumvented by each other. Wherefore having assembled their Fathers Kinsmen & Councellors of State, they debated (in their Mothers presence) how to make the Partition: Where all Europe was adjudged to Antonine, and all the opposite coast called Asia, was assigned to Geta: (for so hath it pleased the Divine Providence to disterminate both Continents by the Of this Vid. Strab. lib. 2. and the Travels of that noble learned Gentleman M. George Sandys, pag. 27.— quem pulcher Apollo, Omnes per montes, at (que) antra per omnia auxit Propontick Gulfe.) It was also, agreed that [Page 232] Antonines Campe should lye at Byzantium: and Getaes at Chalcedon, a City in Bithynia: that the Armies facing each other (in those Frontire Townes) might guard the Dominions of both, and forbid the Passage by Sea: [ Chalcedon being situate over against Byzantium, in the mouth of Pontus Euxinus.] It was likewise ordered, that the Senators and Nobles which were Europaeans, should reside at Rome; the rest should follow Geta; who destined Antioch or Alexandria (which were not much lesse than Rome) for the chief seat of his Empire; & was content to leave to Antonine the Provinciated Moors and Numidians of the South (with the bordering nations of Africk) taking to himselfe the Countries (beyond) towards the Orient. While they were thus parting the Empire [...] by the Map, all the [Page 233] Lords being much grieved at it, their Mother Iulia thus interrupted them; O my Sonnes, you have The Empresses Speech to her Sonnes. found the way to divide Sea and Land; and the Ponticke Gulfe (as you say) parts both Continents: But how will you divide your Mother? How shall I (Wretched Woman!) be torne & mangled betwixt you? First therfore kill me outright, and divide me (each of you taking his part) that I also (with Sea and Land) may bee divided betweene you. Having thus said, with many teares, she caught hold of them both (with a loud shrieke) and clasping them in her Armes, with great violence of affection, endeavoured to reconcile them. Which piteous sight strucke such a horrour into all; that the [...] Counsell was dismist, the Proposition quite dasht, and the Princes returned to their severall Palaces. Yet was there no hope of Reconcilement, but still [Page 234] their irrelenting Fury increased. At the Elections of Vice-Royes and Presidents, each preferred his Friend; and when they sate in Iudgement, they were of different Opinions; to the infinite losse of those which had Causes to be heard; for they more regarded Partiallity, than Iustice or Equitie. Yea, at Sports & Games they were still of contrary sides. Neither did they forbeare any sort of Treachery; but dealt eftsoons with their severall Cooks and Cup-bearers, to poison each other. Which not taking effect, because of the ordinary care and caution of both at their Table; at last Antonine having lost all patience, and resolved to raigne alone, intends to murther his brother. For seeing his secret plots succeeded not, he determined in despight of all danger, to breake through all difficulties. Wherefore [Page 235] rushing into his brothers Chamber (who thought not of him) hee slew him in his Antonine kills Get [...] mothers armes, who was all embrewed with his bloud. Which done, he leaps forth, and running through all the Court, cries out, he had like to have beene murthered, and hardly escaped. Then he commands his Gaurd to convey him presently into the camp to save his life; saying, he should instantly be slaine, if he stayed there. They beleeving what hee said, and not knowing what was don within, ran along with him. The City was extremely terrified He fles to the Campe. at the Emperours running thorow the City in the evening. As soone as he got to the Camp, he went to the Chappell, where the Ensignes and Images of the army are kept with religious veneration, and falling flat on the earth, thanked the Gods for his [Page 236] great deliverance. Which when the Souldiers heard (that were then either bathing, or gone to their Rest) they all flockt thither in amazement. Antonine going among them, confest not presently what he had done, but cryed out amaine, that he had escaped a dangerous plot of his Capitall Enemie (meaning his Brother) and that with much adoe, after a long Conflict, his Adversaries were overcome: in which fight, both being ingaged, himselfe at last (thanks to his good Fortune) remained sole Emperour: By which darke and intortled Speeches, he meant they should rather ghesse at what was done, than directly understand him. Then (to secure himselfe and the Empire) he promised to every Souldier, two 80. li. ( aut praeter-propter.) thousand five hundred Attique Drachmaes, and double the His Prodigality. Wheat they were wont to have: [Page 237] bidding them go themselves immediatly and take the Mony out of the Temples and Treasuries. Thus did he in one day squander away all the Coyne that Severus had raked out of others ruines, in eighteene yeares. The Souldiers allured with such a Masse of money, and understanding how the world went, (the murther being now divulged by them that fled out of the Court) Proclaimed him sole Emperor, (terming Geta a traitor.) Antonine stayed that night in the Temple, and taking heart (as having by these Donatives assured the Souldiers) he repaired (the next day) to the Senate-house, with all his Army, which was better armed than in the usuall Attendance on the Prince. Having sacrificed, he mounted the Imperiall Throne, and thus spake:
Antonine's Speech to the Senate.
I Am not ignorant how odious and subject to calumnie the Murther of Domestickes is at the first Bruit: for Men are apt to pitty them that suffer, and to maligne the Actors: so that he which is vanquished may bee thought to be wronged, and the Victor to have done the wrong. But if Men looke into the Matter with cleere judgements, not clouded with favour to the defunct, but rightly weighing his cause and ballancing his purpose, they will soone discern that it is farre more reasonable and necessary to revenge, than receive an Injurie: (the Party slaine being (withall) so egregious a coward, and the Victor so bravely valorous, as appeares by the Event.) What perillous Plots hee had on fo [...]t against me, both by Poysons, and all sorts of treacherous practices, you may soone finde by the torture of his Servants, whom I have therefore commanded to bee brought hither, that you may know the truth. Divers of them have beene [Page 239] examined already; whose Confessions you may heare. The truth is, I being with my Mother, he and others rusht in upon me, with drawne swords: but I shrewdly suspecting it (my mind misgiving me) prevented it, and slew him as a Traitonr: for certes hee had not the affection or disposition of a brother: Now as it is an act of Iustice to bee revenged on such dangerous persons, so are there good Precedents for it. Romulus, the first Founder of this City, would not indure his owne brother, Vid. Liv. & Aurel. Victor. de Orig. Gent. Ro [...]. that did but jest at his endeavours. I omit Germanicus, brother to Nero; and Titus, brother to Domitian. Marcus himselfe, that made such afaire Flourish of Philosophy and Humanity, would not suffer the affront of There was a Report that Marcus Aurelius poysoned him, but (as Aurelius Victor saith) none but lewd persons believed it. Lucius, his Sonne in law; but secretly dispatcht him. And so have I anticipated (by a just Vindication) the Poysons and Sword of an Enemy: (for so his Deeds stile him.) You are therfore to thanke the Gods, that have reserved you such a Prince, under whose sole Regiment you may now live quietly and securely, without Distractions: For as Iupiter is the onely Emperour [Page 240] among the Gods, so hath hee decreed that there shall bee but one Emperour among Men.
Having thus said with a loud Voice (in great rage) and casting His Savage Cruelty. a terrible frowne on his brothers friends, he leaves the Senatours (most whereof lookt pale and trembled) and hurries to the Pallace: where he instantly slew all his brothers servants & friends, not sparing any Officers that were found in the House, nor any other, no not very Infants: All whose Carkasses being despightfully throwne into Carts, and carryed out of the City, were cast by heaps (at randome) into the They had not the honour of a decent Funerall. fire. Hee spared none that had the least acquaintance with Geta; but put to the sword, even Wrestlers, Charriot-drivers, and all kinde of Players and Actors, that had any way delighted him, by seeing or hearing [Page 241] them. He slew also the most eminent and opulent Senatours, upon the least suipicion or suggestion, that they were friends to his brother. He put to death Commodus his Sister (who was then an old woman, and had bin much honoured of all the Emperours, because she was Marcus his Daughter;) imputing it as a crime, that shee wept with his Mother at her Sonnes Murther. Nor did hee forget his quondam Wife ( Plautians Daughter) that lived in Sicily; nor his Couzengerman, named Sevecus; nor Pertinaxes Sonne; nor the Sonne of Lucilla (Sister to Commodus) but cut them all off, together with all the Imperiall Kindred, and the flower of the Nobility and Gentrie. Then sent he into the Provinces, and massacred all the Presidents and Procurators, as Geta's Favourites. Yea, whole [Page 242] Nights were spent in such Tragicall executions of all sorts of people. Hee buryed the Vestall Virgins quicke, pretending they had lost their Virginity. Lastly (which was never done before) when at the Circensian Instituted in honour of Neptune. Vid. Al. ab Alex. Gen. Die. lib. 6. cap. 19. Sports (where himself was a spectator) the people cast some scoffe at a Charriotier which he favoured, he taking it as an affront to himselfe, suddenly commanded his Men at armes to rush among the Multitude, and kill all that had scorned the Charriot-driver. Upon this Command, it being impossible to find out the Delinquents, in so great a throng (no man confessing himselfe guilty) the Souldiers spared none that they light upon, but either slew them, or tooke away that they had in lieu of Ransome. After all which hainous Acts, his conscience His guilty Conscience recoyling, and shrewdly [Page 243] stinging him, he was weary of the City life, and resolved to leave Rome, upon colour to reforme the Legions, and visit the Provinces. Departing therfore from Italy, he came to the banks of Ister, and the Northern parts of the Empire; where he exercised His Exercises. himselfe in Coach-races and combating with all kind of Wilde-beasts. Sometime he sat in judgement (though very seldome) where, after a few words on either side, he presently gave Sentence. He much affected the Germanes, and made them his His affection to the Germanes▪ Confederates and Associates in warre; choosing from among them, the most valiant and personable, to bee of his Guard. Yea, he oft laid aside his Roman habit, and put on Germane attire, going abroad in their Cassockes trimmed with Silver; and wearing a yellow Periwig, l [...]ke [Page 244] the Germane bush. Which affected Garbe infinitely indeared him to the Barbarians. And the Roman Army was well pleased, by reason of his profuse Donatives, and because he descended to the performance of all Military His Military Austerity labours in his owne person; for hee would first dig (when neede required) and if a bridge were to bee made over a River, or a Rampire to be cast, or any Manuary worke or toyle to bee undertaken, he would be the first that should put his hand to it; contenting himselfe with a spare Diet, wooden cups and platters, and any bread whatsoever: for his manner was, to take so much wheat as would suffise one man, which he grinded himselfe, and then kneading it into Cakes, and baking it on the Embers, eat it. Briefe, hee left off all manner of Iunkets and delicates, faring no [Page 245] otherwise than the poorest common souldier. Moreover, it pleased him better (as he pretended) to bee called Fellow-souldier, than Emperour; accustoming himselfe to travel on foot (as the rest did) and rarely using Horse or Caroach; carrying also his owne Armes, and many times, the Great Imperiall Standard; which being marveilous weighty, by reason of the rich and Massie Gold-worke, was not easily borne by the strongest Ancient-bearer. For these and the like observances, the army loved him as a good Souldier, and honoured him as a brave Commander. And indeede it was a wonder, that so small a timberd man, was able to do so great matters. But when he had visited the Legions upon the banks of Is [...]er, and went downe into Thrace, which borders on Macedonia, he [Page 246] then began to play Alexander; He acts Alexander. reviving that Kings Memory, by all meanes possible, causing his Statues and Images to be erected in every City, and filling Rome it selfe, the Capitoll, and all the Temples with them. I have seen also divers ridiculous Images, which had one entire Body, and one Head, which had two halfefaces, to wit, Alexanders and Antonines. His ordinary Weare, was the Macedonian Habit, a [...] Turban on his head, and Pantofles on his feet. He had a select troop of young Souldiers, which hee stiled the Macedonian Phalanx, commanding his Captaines to call themselves by the names of Alexanders Captaines. Hee sent for Youths from Sparta, and termed them the Laconicke and Of the City Pitane in L [...]onia. Pitanite Band. After this, having made the Townes and Cities tenable, he went to Pergamus a Citie [Page 247] in Asia, to take Physicke of Aesculapius; where having done as his Fancie led him, he marched straight to Troy. Ilium, to view the Ruines of it, and visit Achilles Tombe; w ch having bravely decked with flowers and garlands, hee then would needs act Achilles: He acts Achilles. but wanting a Patroclus, hee played this Pranck. He had with him one Festus, his most beloved Freed-man, and the Imperiall Remembrancer, who died while he was at Ilium, being (as some say) poysoned, that hee might have such a Funerall as Vid. Hom. [...]ad [...]. 23. Patroclus: but others say, he dyed naturally. However, he commanded his corps to bee brought forth, and a great Funerall Pile to be made; wheron having cast the dead body, and killed of all manner of beasts, he set the Pile on fire, and lifting up a Viall, sacrifised Wine, and prayed to the [Page 248] Winds. But when he was to cast his haire This was an ancient Funerall [...]. Vid. [...]. Iph. [...] in [...] pat also into the flame, having a very thin Bush naturall, all the Company laught: yet he made a sorry shift, and cut of all the haire he had. Of all Generals, he comm [...]ed chiefly the Roman Syll [...], and African Annibal: Sylla and Anniball. whose [...]mages and Statues he erected.
Departing from Ilium, and passing thorow Asia, Bithynia, and other Provinces (where hee setled his Affaires) hee came to Antioch; where being honourarably entertained, and having stayed a certaine time, he sent to Alexandria, pretending he had a great longing to see the City which Alexander founded; as also, to consult the God which the Citizens so much honored. Vpon these two Pretexts, to wit, the Adoration of their Deity, and Veneration of that Heroes [Page 249] Memory, hee gave order that Sacrifices of an hundred Oxen. Hecatombes and Sacrifices (of all sorts) should bee prepared against his Comming. Which Message being delivered to the Alexandrians (who are naturally Cocke-brain'd and light-headed) they were almost beside themselves for joy that the Emperour was so devoted to them: They made therefore such royall preparations for his Entertainment, His royall entertainment at Alexandria. as the like (they say) was never made for any Prince. All manner of exquisite Musick and curious Melody was heard over all the City: All his Passages were perfumed with all sorts of precious Odors and Aromatickes. Torches were lighted, and all the way strewed with Gelsomines and Muske roses. The Emperour entred the City with all his Army, and first went to the Temple, where having [Page 250] sacrifised Hundreds of Beeves, and burnt Heapes of Incense on the Altars, he visited His Offertory at Alexanders Shrine. Alexanders Shrine; where he offered his Purple Robe, his Rings set with Paragon Stones, his Belt, Scarfe, and choicest Iewells he had about him: all which he laid upon his Tombe; whereat the Alexandrians being [...] overjoyed, revelled and feasted day and night, little dreaming what a banquet the Emperour would shortly make them. For all this P [...]ausibilitie was meerely colourable; his Intendment being to make a generall Massacre among thē. The cause of his secret [...]ancour His secret [...] ell to [...] Alexandrians. was this: It was told him a Rome in his brothers time, and after his death, that the Citizens of Alexandria had spoken disgracefully of him. Indeed they The Alexandrians described. are naturally a very scurrilous People, and much given to gibing [Page 251] and giering of others; casting out against the most eminent Persons, many cutting Quips, which themselves thinke are fine conceits; but they against whom they are spoke, take them as great Indignities. For those jests are most biting, that have most relish of truth. Having therfore much traduced him for his brothers murther, nicknamed his mother Iocasta, and scoft him, for that being such a low Grig, he would presume to personate such High and Mighty Or Semi-Gods. Heroes as Alexander and Acchilles; they did so enrage Antonine, who (by nature) was of a fiery and sanguinary disposition, that while they thus sported themselves with their Squibs and Flashes, he intended to la [...] them with a terible Revenge. Wherfore the Festivall Celebrity being ended; he perceiving what an infinite [Page 252] number were come together into the City, out of the Regions adjoyning, made Proclamation, that all the Youths should assemble themselves in a certaine Plaine; that as he had already a Macedonian & Spartan Phalanx; so also he might (in honor of Alexander) have another Phalanx; named (after him) Alexandrian. He willed therfore that the yong men should be so ranked that a Lane might bee left for him to walke and take a View, which were fittest for Age, Strength, & Stature, to serve in the wars. This being beleeved (as very probable [...] regard of the high honor he had so lately done to Alexander, all the yonkers accompanied with their Parents and Couzens, me [...] at the place assigned, with great joy and alacrity. Antonine passing thorow all the Ranks, and perusing them severally, [Page 253] commended first one, and then another; protracting the time, till his whole army had rounded them (ere any observed it or thought of it.) As soone as he wist that they were all circuled by his men of war, and taken (as it were) in a toile, he presently departs (with his Guard) and makes a signall to the Army; Alexandrians massacred. which instantly rushing in on every side, make a furious slaughter of the unarmed Youths, and all the rest that were enclosed; some of the Souldiers employing themselves onely in killing, other in throwing the dead bodies into huge deep Pits, wheron casting much earth, they made a huge great Mount. Many were thrust in halfe dead; and not a few were buried quicke. There perisht also many of the Souldiers: For they which had any breath left in their bodies, and [Page 254] had not lost all their vigour, caught hold of the Souldiers that flung them in, and haled them with them into the graves. So great was the slaughter, that streames of bloud gushing through the Plaine, died the Month of Nilus, and the shore about the City with Purple gore. And now affecting the Sirname of Parthicus, and the honour of Conquering the Orientall Barbarians (though they lived in [...] profound Peace) he layes this Plot. He sends Letters to Artabanus the King of Parthia, and Embassadours with stately Presents; An embassy to the Parthians. Certifying them, that he was desirous to have his daughter to wife; that he was an Emperor, and Sonne to an Emperor, and was not minded therefore to bee Sonne in Law to any Subject, or meane person, but rather to espouse a Queene, or some great Princesse; that the Roman and Parthicke [Page 255] Empires were the two greatest in the world, which if (by affinity) they were united, & their powers conjoyned, (without any Barre or Let by Rivers or otherwise) they would become absolutely Invincible; that the Barbarian nations subject to both Empires, would be more mannageable, if every severall Countrey and City had governours of their owne Nation; that the Roman Infantery and Pike-men excelled all others in set Battel, that the Parthian Cavallery and Archers, exceeded for number Parthian Archers. and Skill. Both which concurring with correspondent Military valour, and all Warlicke necessaries, would easily reduce the whole World to an entire Monarchy under one Diadem. And whereas those Countries yeelded Spices, Odours and the finest Silkes; and the Roman dominions abounded in all kind of Mineralls, and Manufactures, which (in the division) Merchants imported but by stealth, [Page 256] and very seldome; were this Vnion effected, on one sole Empire constituted, there would follow by mutuall Trafficke and Amitie, a happy intercourse, without impeachment, or impediment.
The Parthian having read these Letters, refused the offer at The Parthians Answer. first, saying; That it was very inconvenient for the Roman & Barbarian Princes to match together, for what concord could there be in so different Language, Diet, and Habite? that the Emperour might finde at Rome, many of great Nobility, and Extraction, not unworthy his Affinitie; as himselfe had likewise among his Peeres and Princes of the bloud descended of King Arsa [...]es. Arsacidae, and that it was not fit that either of their Races should be Mungreliz'd in that manner. This was his first answer to the Emperors proposition: but Antonine reinforcing his suite, & by many gifts and solemn oaths confirming his zealous affection [Page 257] and desire of Marriage; The Barbarian King yeelded (at last) and promising to give him his Daughter, called him, His son in law that should be. Which newes being divulged; all the Barbarians prepared to entertaine the King of the Romanes; and rejoyced in hope of an eternall Peace. Whereupon Antonine Antonine enters Parthia. passing the Rivers without opposition, progressed over Parthia (as if it had been his own Countrey) the Natives every where entertained him with Sacrifices, crowned Altars, and most exquisite sweet Odours; which hee made shew to bee exceedingly affected with. Approching after a long March to the Court of Artabanus, the King goes forth to meet the Bridegroome (his Son in law) in a faire Plaine before the City, attended with a wondrous company of Barbarians, [Page 256] [...] [Page 257] [...] [Page 258] wearing Chaplets of flowers and divers coloured Vestures of wrought Gold; frollicking and dancing to the Musicke of Flutes, Pipes, and Timbrells; for with these Revells they are marveilously delighted, especially when they are well tipled. Now when the greatest concourse of people was come together, and the Barbarians (having left their horses, bowes, and arrowes) were feasting and carowsing (at randome) and misdeeming nothing, thronged and crowded together to see the royall Bridegroom; Antonine made a signe to his souldiers to flie upon them and murther them. The Barbarians amazed at this, gave The Parthians massacred. back and fled; the Roman, following the Chase, killing and wounding them. Artabanus himself being [...]ued by his Guard, and set on Horseback, had much [Page 259] adoe to escape with a few of his Courtiers. The Remainder of the Barbarians were put all to the sword; for they had neither horses (which they most needed) having turned them to pasture; nor could they runne away, being hindred by their loose Garments, which reached downe to the foot, nor had they with them their Bowes and Arrowes; for what should they doe with them at a Wedding? Thus after a mighty Massacre of the Barbarians, Antonine taking magnificent Spoyles, and many Pri-soners, departs without any resistance; burning Townes and Cities as he went, and licensing the Souldiers to take what pillage and booty they listed. This blow the Barbarians received ere they lookt for it. Antonine having harried and wasted the Parthian Countrey (till his souldiers [Page 260] were weary) retreits into Mesopotamia, and from thence certifies the Romane Senate and People, that hee had conquered all the Orient, and reduced all those Kingdomes under his obedience. The Senate, albeit they wel knew how things went ( [...] for it is impossible that a Princes actions should be concealed) yet out of feare and flattery they decreed to him all Triumphall Honors. And now did Antonine keepe his Court in Mesopotamia, wholly devoting himselfe to Charriot-races, and Combates with all sorts of Wilde beasts. He had two Generalls of his army; the one was very aged, and though no great Statesman, yet a good Martiall man. His name was Audentius. The other (called Macrinus) was well seen in points of State, and an excellent Lawyer. Him the Prince did oft [Page 261] shrewdly checke and taunt (in publicke) as a man of no spirit or valour, giving him very contumelious tearmes. For understanding that he kept a good table, and loathed the course Viands that himselfe delighted in (like a souldier) and that he used to weare a short [...] Cloake, and other City attire; he called him an effeminate Coward, and continually threatned to kill him. Which Macrinus taking to heart, was mightily inraged. Now there fell out this Accident (for at last Antonine was to leave the Stage.) Beeing naturally curious and inquisitive to know not onely the secrets of Men, but of Gods also, and Daemons; and suspecting that all intended Treason against him, hee consulted all Oracles, and sent Magicians consulted. farre and neere for Magicians, Astrologers, and Wizzards: not [Page 262] one escaping him, that professed those Curious Arts. But misdoubting that they all lyed, and prophesied falsely (to sooth him in his humour) hee writes to one Maternianus, to whom hee had committed the Government of the State at Rome; and (as to his most confident friend) hee had imparted all his secrets; willing him to inquire out the chiefe Magicians and Conjurers that Conjuring. were to be found, and to demand of the Spirits that were raised, how long hee had to live; and whether any intended to surprise the empire. Maternianus obeying his Cōmand, (whether the Spirits signified so much, or whether he plotted so against Macrinus;) writes back to Antonine, that Macrinus [...] insidiously aspired to the Empire, and that therefore hee should make him away.
Having sealed these Letters (among [Page 263] others) hee delivers them (as usually he did) to the Posts that knew nothing of the Contents. They with wonted speede arrive at the Emperours Court, at the very instant of his beginning his Charriot-race, (for hee was now entring the Charriot) and deliver him the Packet, wherein the Letters (touching Macrinus) were. But Antonine's minde being wholly fixt on his present * Sports, he bids Macrinus Charriotraces a great sport in those daies take the Letters and peruse them, and if there were any matters of Weight, to certifie him; otherwise to attend his Charge as he was wont, (thus he oft used to doe:) And so he hurries away in his Chariot. Macrinus retiring himselfe, broke up the severall Letters, and fell upon that which aimed at his destruction. Perceiving therefore that his danger was great and impendent; and [Page 264] well knowing Antonines ferall Cruelty (especially having so faire a Pretext) he reserves that Letter to himselfe, and (as his manner was) acquainted the Prince with the Contents of the rest. But fearing, lest Maternianus should write againe of the same Businesse, he resolved rather to doe than suffer; and thus he plots: There was one Martial, a A Captaine of an hundred men. Centurion, and one of Antonines Guard, that still waited on him; whose brother was a few dayes before, executed by the Prince, upon bare Information (without proofe or proceesse) who had also called Martial himselfe, Base Coward, and Macrinus his Favorite (in scorne.) This man being infinitly grieved at his brothers death, and enraged with those reproaches, Macrinus (who knew all the Passages) sends for; reposing in him, as having beene formerly [Page 265] his Servant, and obliged to him by many singular Favours. Him he perswades to kill Antonine, upon the first Opportunity. Whereupon allured with Macrinus Promises, and instigated with his owne Quarrell, and his brothers Revenge, he undertakes to effect it, as soone as was possible. Shortly after it fell out, that Antonine lying at Carrae in Carrae in Mesopotamia. Mesopotamia, went from his Palace to visite the Temple of the Of Luna and Lunus see M. Sslden, de Dijs Syris. Moone, (a good distance from the City) which Goddesse is honoured by the Natives with great Devotion. Taking with him but a small Troop of Horse (not troubling the whole army) he went on his Iourney, purposing (when he had sacrificed) to returne to the City. In the Midway, commanding all to stand off, hee went aside to his E [...]s [...] ment, taking but a Pag [...] along [Page 266] with him. Whereupon all turning their faces, and going a great way off (for Honours sake) Martial, who watched every minute of opportunitie, as soone as he perceived the Prince was all alone, runs instantly (as if he had beckoned to him to doe somewhat) Antonine slaine. and stabs him behind with a Stilletto, (as he was uncovering himself.) The wound being mortall, he was suddenly slaine without recovery. Which done, Martial takes horse and flies. But the Germane Horsemen which Antonine much delighted in, and used for his Guard, being next at hand, and the first that saw what was don, pursued him, and thrust him thorow with their Iavelins. When the report heereof was brought to the Army, they all ran together to the place; where Macrinus was the first that sell a weeping and wailing (dissemblingly) [Page 267] over the dead body. The Souldiers tooke his Death very heavily, accounting they had lost a deare friend and companion rather than a Prince: and not conceiting any thing of Macrinus his [...]reason, they thought Martial had done it in his owne quarrell: and so they all returned to their Tents: Macrinus having burnt the corps, sent his Ashes in an Vrne to his mother to bury it. Shee was then at Antioch, and for griefe of her childrens disasters, slew her selfe; whether voluntarily or by compulsion, is uncertaine. This End had the Emperor Antonine, and his Mother Iulia, having lived in that manner (as I have related) hee having raigned sixe yeares alone (without his Father or Brother.)
Antonine extinct, the Souldiers being all in a Maze, were two dayes without an Emperour, debating [Page 268] who was fittest to be elected: For they had Intelligence, that Artabanus was marching with a mighty Army to be revenged on them, and to Sacrifice them to the Ghosts of them they had treacherously slaine in the time of Peace and Festivall Solemnitie. They proceed therfore to Election: and first they make choice of Audentius, a man bred up in the Warres, and a good commander. But he alledging Audentius refuses the Empire. he was super-annate, refuses the Empire; wherupon they elect Macrinus, by the perswasion especially of the Coronels or Serjeant-Majors. Tribunes, who (after his death) were susspected to have beene accessary to Antoni [...]s Murther, and of Macrinus Councel, (as in the Sequele shall bee declared) Thus was Macrinus made Emperour, M [...]rinus Elected. not so much by the Souldiers Love and Fidel [...]ie, as by urgent [Page 269] Necessitie. Presently after, Artabanus approached with his forces, leading a huge Army, consisting of great troopes of Horsmen and A [...]chers, as also Riders on Camels (in compleate Armour) with extraordinary long Lances. Whereupon Macrinus assembling his Souldiers, made this Speech:
Macrinus his Speech to the Army.
IT is no marvell that you all grieve so much for the death of so gracious a Prince, or Companion rather. But it is the part of Wise men to take humane Chances and Calamities patiently. His memory shall be ever de are and precions among us; and his brave and noble Acts, and singular love and respect to you (with whom hee so familiarly conversed) shall to his eternall Glory bee recorded to Posterity▪ And now having duely henoured his memory, and performed his Funerall solemnity, it concernes us all to looke to our [Page 270] selves, & prevent the present danger. The Barbarian (you see) is at hand with all the Power of the Orient, having (in his owne conceit) a just Cause and Quarrell against us. For we first provokt him by infringing the league, and Warring on him in time of publike Peace and Security. And now all the Roman Empire depends on your valor & fidelitie: For we are not to fight with this Great King about the Borders or Skirts of the Empire, or about Rivers; but for all our fortunes; hee being come to revenge his Children and Kinsmen which we (as he opines) have slaine unjustly, and contrary to our Oaths. Let us therfore take armes and (as Romans are wont) keepe our R [...]k [...]s; for this confused Barbarous rout, being not well murshalled nor trained, is like enough to bee us owne overthrow. But your good Order, Discipline, and Martiall skill in fight, will hath preserve your selves, and def [...]t the E [...]ie. Wherefore charge couragiously, like worthy Romans, and as you are wont; so shall we vanquish the Barbarians, and winne great Honor; for them will it go curant with the [Page 271] Romans, and all the world; that we did not pilfer the former victory, by fraud, treachery, and perjurious violation of the League, but by force of Armes, and true valour.
Having thus said, the souldiers seeing in what a The Romans fear'd the Parthians more than any other nation: Rende the letter in the beginning of the next Booke. straight they were, put themselves in Battalia, and were [all night] in armes. At Sun rising, they descry Artabanus and his huge hoste advancing. When the Barbarians had done their devotions to the Sun (after their usuall guize) they ran upon The Battell betwixt the Romans & Parthians. the Romans w th a terrible shout, & riding close to them, discharged their arrowes among them. The Romanes having arranged their battels in such exquisi [...]e order, that the Cornets of horse, & Moresco Darters, flanked each side, & the light armed souldiers had lanes made between the severall Maniples, to sally forth as occasion served, with great courage [Page 272] received the charge of the Barbarians. Neverthelesse, they were extremely galled with continuall shot of Arrowes, and gored with the long Lances, of the armed horsmen, & camell-men. Yet when the Romanes fought hand to hand, they did easily put them to the worse. But finding themselves overpressed by multitudes of horses & Camels, making semblant to retreit; they strewed the way w th calthropes, and other sharpe poynted Iron engines, which being covered with sand, and not discerned, did great hurt to the Lanciers, & camel riders. For the Horses, and especially the camels (which are tender ho [...]t) as soone as they trode on them, halted downeright, and ca [...]t their Riders. The Barbarians, while they are mounted on [...]orses or Camels, fight grimly. But dismounted, [Page 273] they are soon taken, for they dare not come to hand-strokes; and if they be driven to fly, or pursue the enemie, their long loose garments are a maine let to them. Thus all the first and second day they fought from morning till evening. Night parting them, both sides retired to their camps as victors. The third day, they joyned battell in the selfe same plaine; where the Barbarians (being the greater number) assayed to wheele about, and Or take in a Net. [...] inclose the Romans; who perceiving their purpose, extēded not their army in length, but dilated it in Front, and so prevented their circumvention. Now there fell such an infinite number of men & beasts, that al the field was cover'd with them, insomuch, that huge heaps and piles of carkasses (but especially of camels) lay one upon another, so high, that the Souldiers [Page 274] could not come together to fight, both the Armies being hindred from passing one to the other, by a mightie and almost impassable Barracado of carkasses; whereupon they retreated to their severall Campes.
Macrinus understanding that the onely cause why Artabanus fought so fiercely and obstinately, was because he supposed hee warred against Antoninus; (for the Barbarians were wont, if they prevailed not at first, to droope and grow faint-hearted; but at that time they were more resolute, intending to fight againe, as soone as they had taken away and burnt the dead bodies, not knowing that the Author of all those embroilements was slaine) sends Heralds with letters to the Parthian; certifijng him, That the Emperour was dead, and had received condigne punishment [Page 275] for the violation of his oath and league; that himself was now elected to the Empire, by the Romanes (to whom it belonged) and that what was formerly done, did much displease him; that he was therfore willing to restore all the captives that were remaining, and all the spoiles that were caried away; & that he also much desired to make him his friend, & to cō firm the peace by oath and sacrifice.
Which letters Artabanus having read, and being fully informed (by the Heralds) of Antoninus Heralds. murther; conceiving also, that he was sufficiently plagued for his persidiousnesse; and satisfying himselfe with the rendition A sudden league. of the captives and spoiles, (without more effusion of bloud) he concludes a peace with Macrinus, and returnes home. The Roman Emperor marched likewise with his Armie out of M [...]sopotamia, and went to Antioch.
HERODIAN HIS IMPERIALL HISTORIE. The fourth Booke.
MAcrinus his Letter to the Roman Senate and People. The Senate confirme his Election. Informers punisht. Macrinus his Errour. Maesa a poluicke Lady. Temple of the Sunne. His Image and Priest. Bassian made Emperor, and called Antonine. Iulian beheaded. Battell betwixt Macrine and Antonine. Macrine flies, and is beheaded. Diadumenianus Caesar. Antonines Devotion at Nicomedia. Hee sends his Picture to Rome. His Acts at Rome. He dances about the Altars. His Crueliy and Luxury. He writes to the Senate to excuse his ravishing of a Nunne. He marries his [Page 277] God to Minerva, and after divorces them. He marries the Sun and Moone together. Hee inthrones his God in a new Temple. His strange Donatives. Alexander made Caesar. Wrestling a princely exercise. Stage-players highly preferred. Antonine slaine.
WEe have treated in the former Booke of the Raigne and End of Antonine, & of the treason wrought against him, and of his Successour. Macrinus remaining at Antioch, sent Letters to the Senate & People of Rome, to this effect.
Macrinus his Letter to the Romane Senate, &c.
FOr as much as you well know my manner of life from the beginning, how mild my Conversation hath been, and what great moderation I used in my former Office, which is not farre from Soveraignty (seeing the Emperour puts himselfe into the hands of the Or G [...]ne [...] of hi [...] Ar [...]s. Pretorian Praefect) I hold it needlesse [Page 278] to use many words. You may remember how much I was grieved at his Misgovernment, and not a little indangered for your sakes, when he giving [...]are to all Delators did extremely tyrannize you Wherfore he still rayled at me, and publikely taxed me for my mildnes and lenity, which he scorned, and termed basenesse and Pusillanim [...]y: For delighting in fawning Sycop [...]a [...]s, he esteemed them his trustiest Friends and Counsellours, which did whet his cruelty, and spurre his ingenerate ferity, by exasperating Calumnies, whereas [...]ever highly prized modesty and humanity. I have therfore so ended the dreadfull Parthick warre (wherein the whole N. B. Roman Empire was hazarded) as having regard to our honour, wee have not yeelded a j [...]t to the Enemy (in valour) yea we have made that great King (which brought so huge an Host into the Field) of an Enemie a Friend, by ratifying a firme I ague. As for my government in the Empire, it shall be so free & unbloudy, that you shall rather judge it an Optimacie than a Monarchie. Nor let any deeme mee unworthy so great honour, [Page 279] or blame Fortune for making me of a Knight an Emperor. For what is Nobility Quid gens? fine meate. without Vertue and Civility? Externall fortunes may befall the unworthiest; but a Mans owne solid Worth is that which begets true Glory. Nobility, Riches, and the like, are reputed to make men happy, yet deserve not much to bee commended being derived from others. But Courtesie and Affability, as of themselves they are lovely, so doe they also give a singular instre to the most praise-worthy. What good did you reap by Commodus his noblenesse? or Antonine's succeeding his Father? Such as they, attaining the Rule by hereditary right, abuse it at their pleasure (as their private Patrimony) to all licentiousnesse. But they which receive it of your bounty, are eternally obliged to expresse their Gratitude by all good Offices. Moreover, it is often seene, that the native Splendor and Nobility of Emperors doth so puff them up with pride, that they scorne all men as their Vassalls. But they which get the Soveraignty by moderate actions are more carefull to retaine with sobriety what [Page 280] they attayned with difficulty; and to give all due honor & respect to others, For my own particular, I have determined to doe nothing without your approvement whom I desire to associat as my Counsellours and Assistants in the mannagement of the State. The liberties and Franchises which you lost by the tyranny of those so nobly descended Emperors, and which Marcus and Pertinax (raised to the Throne from a private estate) indeavored to restore, you shall fully injoy. For it is more honourable for a man to give the first lustre to his Family by his owne noble Atchievements, than basely to contaminate (by degenerat and debauched behaviour) the Nobility received from his Ancestors.
The Senate having read this Macrinus election confirmed by the Senate. Letter, gave him all their votes, and decreed to him all Imperial honors. Yet was not the Senate so joyfull at Macrinus succession, as all [...]he commons were glad at Antonines destruction. For there [Page 281] was not a man of any [...]a [...]ke or quality, but thought he had now escaped the sword which hung over his head. And now Sycophāts Promoters, and all servants that had appeacht their masters, were trussed on gallowses; all the city of Rome, & almost all the Romane world being well weeded of those wicked wretches, by their death or exile. And if any of Informere punisht. them sculked so close, that they were not apprehended, yet was their poison kept in, for that one yeare that Macrinus reigned. For it was his maine errour, that he did not presently dissolve the army, (by commanding the souldiers to their several homes) and repaire to Rome immediatly; the people still crying & calling for Macrinus. But he (unwisely) staid Macrinus his Error. at Antioch, trimming his Beard, and stalking in State with a solemne [...]low pace, and scarce [Page 282] vouchsafing to speak to any that came to him; or with so low a voice, as (oft) could not be heard. In which garb he imitated Marcus the Emperor; not resembling him otherwise in any sort. For he daily gave himselfe to a more delicate course of life, and was more addicted to Stage-playes, Masques, & Revels, than to the Administration of the Empire. When he went in publike, he was deckt with jewels, and a Or Baudricke. scarfe embroidered with gold and precious stones of inestimable value▪ which excesse, the Romane army much disliked, holding it fitter for Women & Barbarians, than Princes. Considering therfore his e [...]eminate & unmartiall conditions, they began to disvalue him, & were still paralelling his riotous loosnesse, & Antonines military skill & prowesse. They also tooke it very hainously, that [Page 283] they were forced still to live in tents far from home, and many times without provision of necessaries, and not permitted to returne into their severall countries, a peace being now concluded, while he fared plentifully, and lived deliciously. Wherfore abandoning all respect to him, they watched every opportunity to make an end of him. Thus did the Fates decree, that Macrinus having reigned but one yeare in such delicacy, should lose his life & Empire at once; Fortune ministring to the souldiers a very small and sleight occasion to effect their desires, in this manner: There was one Moesa, a woman of Moesa. See M. G. Sands Description of it in his Iournall, p. 207. Phenicia, borne in the City Emesa, whose sister Iulia was wife to Severus, and mother to Antonine; who in her sisters life-time, had lived many yeares in Severus and Antonines Court. This Maesa, [Page 284] after her sisters decease, and Antonines murther, was commanded by Macrinus, to take her goods, & remove into her native countrey. Now she had great store of coine, which she gathered all the while she lived in so flourishing an estate. And being now old, she returned to her old home. She had two daughters, the elder named Soaemis, the younger Mammaea, that, had a son called Basstanus; this, another, called Alexianus▪ both bred up with their mothers & Grandmother. Bassianus was upon the point of fourteene yeares, and Alexianus of ten: both Priests of the Sun, which is worshipped (as a god by the Phoenicians, and t [...]armed (in their language) Heliogabalus: to whom they built a stately Temple, The Temple of the Sunne. bravely adorned with gold, silver and precious stones. Nor is the Sun onely adored by them, [Page 285] but also by the bordering Princes and Kings of the Barbarians, which yeerely strive who shall send him the most costly Donaries. This god hath no Image to represent him, that is made with hands, after the Greeke and Roman fashion; but there is onely a V. IO Selden [...] de Dis Syris. Synt. C. 1. huge great* stone, all round from the bottome, and sharp towards the top, like a Or Spire. Cone. The stone is of a black colour, & they confidently affirme that it fell from heaven. Some shining spots there are in it, and divers figures. This (they say) is the Suns Image, not The Image of the Sun. made by human art. To this god was Bassianus sacred, as being the Bassianus elder Son; and therefore did he execute the Priests Office, being vested (after the Barbarian Rites) with gold-embroidered coats, with hanging sleeves reaching downe to the foot. His undergarments, which covered him [Page 286] all over frō his hands to his legs, were like wise cloath of gold tissued upon purple: his head was adorned with a rich crown of precious stones. Hee was a delicate gracefull youth, and of so sweet an aspect, that hee was held the wonder of his time. So that his beauty, age, shape, and costly habit corresponding, he might not unfitly be compared to the dainty Images of Bacchus. This brave young priestling as he sacrificed, and caperd about the Altars, to the musick of flutes, pipes and all kind of instruments, was curiously eyed of all, but especially of the Roman Souldiers, either because they knew he was of imperiall linage, or because his attrative beauty drew all their eyes upon him: for at that time a great army was quartered neere to that Emesa. City, for defence of Phenicia; being soone after lead [Page 287] thence, as we shal herafter shew. The souldiers therfore daily repairing to the citie and temple, under colour of devotion, were ravisht with the sight of so rare a creature. Now many of them being Romane fugitives, were familiarly acquainted with oesa: who (when they extold his favour) told them (whether tru [...]ly or no, is uncertaine) that he was son to Antonine, (though he were reputed anothers) who lay with her yong faire daughters in the time of her abode with her sister at the Emperors Court. Which when they heard, and had told their fellows, the bruit of it flew thorow all the arm [...]. It was also reported, that Moesa had great store of treasure, and would give it all to the Souldiers, if they would render the Empire to her nephewes. Wherupon they promising to receive her & all hers, [Page 288] and proclaim Antonines son Emperor, if she would come secretly in the night to the campe, the old woman resolved to undergo any hazard, rather than live a private obscure life. Wherfore, issuing privily out of the citie in the night with her children and nephewes, she was conducted by the troupe of fugitives to the army; where all the souldiers welcomed her, and proclaiming the Boy, Antonine, clothed him in a [...]assianus a yong Priest proclaimed Emperour. purple robe of State. Then fetching into the camp all her provision, together with her daughters & their husbands, & whatsoever goods or cattell shee had in the fields and villages, they victualled & fortified the camp, that (if need were) they might hold out a siege. Whē this news was brought to Macrinus lying then at Antioch, the army there, understanding likewise (by report [Page 289] that Antonines sonne was found out, and that Iuliaes sister had given great store of siluer to the Souldiers, they beleeved all to be infallibly true, and began to waver, and take new resolutions, being excited therto, both by the grudge they bore Macrinus, & commiseration (as it were) of the memory of Antoninus but especially for the hope of cash: insomuch, that many presently fled to this new found Antonine.
Macrinus scorning all this, as [...] Boyes play, and being as joviall as ever, stirred not himselfe, but sends one of his Captaines with certaine companies, which he thought sufficient to [...]ame the rebels. As soone as Iulian (so the Captaine was called) approched the Cam [...]e walls, instantly the souldiers that were within, shewed the Boy to the adverse army, from the Turrets and Pinnacies, [Page 290] proclaming him to be Antonines son, and holding up their purses full of money (as a bait to betray Macrinus.) Whereupon the souldiers without, beleeving he was Antonines son, and perswading themselves, he did exceedingly resemble him in face and lineaments, struck off their Captaine Iulians head, and sent it to Macrinus. Iulian beheaded. Which done, the camp gates were opened and all let in. Thus were their numbers increast to a competent Army, not onely to hold out a siege, but also to fight a battell, being augmented also by the accesse of others, that in great troopes revolted to them. Which Macrinus understanding, rouzes up his spirits, and leades forth all his Army to aslaile the Campe. But Antonines Souldiers, not intending to indure a siege, march into the field. Both the armies met on the borders of Syria [Page 291] & Phoenicia; but Antonines fought The battell betwixt Macri [...]e & Bassian, or Antonine. [...] more fiercely, as knowing they should be soūdly punished if they were overcōe: on the other side, Macrines was more faint & remiss, & many of them fled to Antonine. Which when Macrinus saw, fearing lest all leaving him to the 4 winds, he should be taken prisoner, and villanously intreated: whē it grew toward the evening, he stript himselfe of his Purple [...] surcoat, and other Imperiall ornaments (while his Army yet stood firme) and being attended with a few of his trustiest Captaines, betook him to flight: shaving his berd close (lest he should Macrinus fl [...]es. be knowne) and shrowding himselfe in a Riding cloake & hood (poasting day and night to prevent the fame of his misfortune.) For his Captaines every where took up Coaches, as if Macrinus still being Emperour, they were [Page 292] sent from him about extraordinary affaires. Thus he escaped by flight. Meane while, both armies fought; Macrinus his guard (termed the Praetorian Band) [...] bravely maintaining fight against the whole Power of the enemie; for they were the tallest and choicest men that could be found. All the other multitude fought for Antonine. But when Macrinus his men, after a great while, neither saw him, nor any signe of soveraignty, not knowing whether he were slain, or fled, or what was become of him, they were in a great maze; for they determined to ingage themselves no longer for him that was not to be seen; and yet they feared to come into their [...]mies hands by yielding [...]en prisoners. When An [...] [...]derstood by the Rene [...]hat Macrinus was fled, [...]eralds to certifie thē, [...] not to fight for an [Page 293] [...] unmanly fugitive; that he pardoned them all that was past, and would confirme the pardon by oath, & the better to assure them, would make them presently his Guard. Thus all giving credit to the Heralds, yielded. Instantly Antonine sends to pursue Macrinus that was now gotten a great way on his journy: he was found at Chalcedon, Chalcedon, a Sea-City, situate in view of Byzantium Strabo l. 12. Macrinus beheaded. a City of Bithynia, grievously sicke and over-toiled with travel, being hid in the suburbs, where they strucke off his head. It was said that hee made such haste to Rome relying on the peoples love, but as hee was passing into Europe over the Proponticke Gulfe (being come neere to Byzantium) hee was driven backe by contrary Gusts, as if the Winds themselves had conspired to his punishment. Thus Macrinus not being able to escape his pursuers, came to a miserable [Page 294] end (through his improvidence) determining to goe to Rome at last, which he should have done first of all; having neither good fore sight, nor good fortune: his son Diadumenianus Diadumenianus Caesar (whom he had made Caesar) being slaine also with him. When all the army had saluted Antonine Emperour, and he was now established in the soveraignty, the orientall affaires being ordered (as was requisite) by his Grandmother and friends (for he was very young and of no experience) he made no long stay there, but prepared for his journey to Rome. Maesa longing to returne to the Palace, where shee had so long flourished. When intimation hereof was given to the Roman Peeres and people, it was heavie newes to all. Antonine marching out of Syria, wintered at Nicomedia, Antonine winters at Nicomedia. (the season so requiring.) [Page 295] There he fell to his hiddygiddy [...] veneration of his country Deity (whose Priest he was) with antique dances; attired in rich Sacerdotall vestments of gold, tissued on Purple; adorned with jewels and armelets: and wearing coronets of gold and precious stones, made like a Persian diadem. The fashion of his habite was betwixt the long robe of the Phoenicians, and the apparrel of the Medes. For he scorned the Greek & Roman attire, as made of wooll, that is (as he termed it) of base stuffe; not daining any other weare▪ but Syrian silks & going [...] abroad usually wi [...] a noise of flutes & shalms, as at his sacrificing solemnities. Which Moesa much distasting, hūbly besought him to put himself into the Roman habit, left entring the City and Parliament house Curia in that exoticke and barbarous garbe he should be an [Page 296] eye-sore to the beholders not used to such gaudy & garish dresses [...], which they would judge fitter for women than men. But he rejecting her as an old doting foole, and refusing all good Counsell (for hee would have none about him, but such phantasticks as himselfe, which soothed him in his vicious humors) resolved to weare no other fashion, & therfore meant to try a conclusion, how the Roman Senate and people would like it. Whereupon he sent to Rome his He sends his Picture to Rome. owne picture (at large) in his superfine Pontificalibus, and withall, the Image of his patriall god, whose Priest he was; commanding them that carried it, to place it on high, in the midst of the Curia, over the Image of victory; that when the Senate assembled, all the nobles might burne Incense, & sacrifice wine before it. [Page 297] Also he made an Edict, that all the Roman Magistrates, and Sacrificers, should, before all other Gods that they remembred at their devotions, pray to the new God Heliogabalus. Wherefore when (afterward) he entred Rome in the aforesayd Habit, hee was no Novelty to them, having bin used to his Picture. Giving therfore great Donatives to the people (as new Emperors are wont) His Acts at Rome. he exhibited all kinde of stately Shewes; and erected to his God a most gorgeous Temple, wherein were many altars, on which every morning he sacrificed hundreds of Beeves, and great numbers of Sheep. Burning also huge heaps of all manner of redolent Odors on the Altars, he powred out [in Sacrifice] many Rundlets of the daintiest old Wines, so that streams of wine & bloud intermixt, ran over all the Temple [Page 298] Then fell hee to By these dances, the Gentiles intimated, that every part of their body was to be implo [...]ed in the service of their Gods. dance about the Altars, to a Consort of all kinde of Instruments, divers of his Country-women capring and skipping with him, as they played on Cymballs and Timbrels; while all the Nobility and order of Knighthood, stood gazing at these Gambolls (as Spectators in a Theater.) Moreover, the entrails of the Sacrifices, and Aromatickes, layd on Golden Plates, were borne not by Servants and meane Persons; but by Generails of Armies, and the chiefest Officers of State, vested in long Robes with Hanging sleeves (after the Phoenician fashion) and shod with Linnen shooes, like Syrian Prophets. Whom he admitted to these Mysteries, he accounted to have highly honored. And though hee seemed wholly devoted to Dances and Sacrifices, yet he kept more tragicall [Page 299] Revells; executing many Antonines crueltie. wealthy and noble persons, w ch (as he was informed) tooke small pleasure in those things; and now and then scoffed him. He tooke His mariages. to wife the most illustrious of all the Romane Ladies; whom hee called Augusta, yet soon after divorced her, & stripping her of all honors, sequestred her to a private life. After, pretending hee was in love, and intending now to shew his manhood, he violētly tooke out of Vestaes sacred * Pomp. L [...] tus sayes, they might marry after 30 yeares of age. Lib. de. Sacer. Rom. nunry at Rome, a Vestall Virgin (who by the Divine Lawes was to continue in chastitie and virginity to her end) and married her. And when he heard that the Senate was much aggrieved at that sacrilegious act, he sēt them a consolatory Letter; certifying them, That it was but a humane sin; Antonines Letter to the Sena [...]. That he was inchanted with the magicke of her beauty, and that it was [Page 300] no incongruitie, for a Priest to marry a [...] Priestesse: which was therefore a most sacred match. But this wife he kept not long, but cashiering her, took a third, which was said to be of Commodus Linage. Nor did he thus play at fast and loose with human matrimonies, but now his God also (whose Priest he was) wanted a wife. He took therfore into his bedchamber the Image of Three cubits high, holding a Speare in the right hand, and a Sp [...]le in the left. Pallas, which He marries Gods together. the Romans kept in secret veneration, unseene of any; and till that day had never beene removed since it was brought from Troy, but only when the Temple was It [...]ost the H [...]g [...] priest Met [...]ll [...]s his Eyes, to rescue it out of the flames. fired: and so hee married that Go [...]desse and his God together in his Palace. Soon after, giving out, that his God liked not such a Martiall wife, that was ever in armes; he commāded the Image of Vrania to be brought: Which having bin exceedingly adored [Page 301] by the Carthaginians & Africans, was erected, as they say, by Queene Dido (the Phoenician) what time she reedified Carthage, by cutting an Dido bought of the Lybians so much Ground as an Oxehide might compasse: then cutting it into small thongs, she inclosed 22 furlongs, and there built Carthage. Oxehide. This goddesse the Africans cal Vrania, the Phoenicians, Queene of Starres. Vid. Selden de Dis Syris. Astroarch, or the Moone. Antonine said, it would agree bravely, to marry the Sun & Moone together. He sent therfore for the Image, & all the treasure and gold in the Temple; giving it to his God, for a Portion with her. When the Image was brought & set neer to Heliogabalus, he commanded al the people of Rome and Italy to use all publike & private feasts and exhilarations for joy of the gods wedding. He marryed the Sun and Moon. He erected also in the Suburbs a mighty and magnificent Temple, into which every yeare (about mid summer) he brought his God; recreating the people (as he thought) with Chariotraces, [Page 302] stage-plaies, feasts & nightshewes Masques.. Hee brought his God out of the citie into the suburbs, placed in a Caroach adorned with gold and most precious stones, & drawn with sixe goodly white steeds, decked with rare gold-worke and rich caparisons. There was no man in the charet, The inthronization of Heliogabalus. but al attended about it, as if the God had driven it. Antonine running backward with his face towards the Image, went before the charet, leading the horses by the reines; going all the way back-ward (in that sort) still looking on the God. Lest he should fall o [...] stumble, the way was strewed with filings of gold; and h [...] guard supported him on each side for his more safety; the people running along with torche, & throwing flowers & garland▪ This pompous shew was honoured with the Images [Page 303] of all the Gods, and the most sumptuous Donaries that were in the Temples; as also with the Imperiall [...] jewels & ornaments: All the nobility, gentry, and souldiery accompanying it. When hee had shrin'd his God in the Temple, hee solemnized the above mentioned Sacrifices and Festivities. Then he ascended exceeding high turrets purposely made for him: whence he threw A strange largesse. (as a largesse) among the people, gold and silver plate, and all kind of rich apparell and fine linnen: also all manner of tame beasts, This was done by throwing little balles or tickets, which were warrants for receit of the largesse. except swine; which he (as all the Phoenicians) abhorred. Many there perished, being either trod to death, or thrust thorow with the souldiers pikes: so that it proved a fatall festivall to many. He oft used his charret-sports and wild dances in publick, not caring who saw his unprincely [Page 304] pranks. He walked abroad with his eyes painted, and cheeks purpled, disfiguring his faire face with foule tinctures. Which His Grand mother. Moesa perceiving, mistrusted the souldiers dislike; and fearing if ought came to him, she should be remanded to a privat life, she perswades the vain young fondling to adopt for his son, and declare The title of the heire apparant. Caesar, his couzen Germane and her Grand-childe by her other daughter Mammaea: speaking him fair, & finely instilling into him, That it was most meet, that he being dignified with the sacred Title of a Priest, should attend onely on matters of Religion, and the celebration of divine Orgies and Offices; and that some other should bee substituted to mannage humane affaires, and be as his Vice-roy, to free him from all cares and encumbrances of State: yet no stranger or alien, but rather his Couzen German to be so honoured by his [Page 305] princely favour. Alexianus was he, then named Alexander, his old name being changed into that of the Macedonian kings: for that famous king was much honored by Antonine (son to Severus) who was both their father, as the old beldam pretended: not sparing to vaunt of both her daughters dishonesty, to make their sons more gracious with the souldiers. Alexander Alexander made Caesar therefore was proclaimed Caesar, and made Consull (or Associat) with Antonine: the Senate ridiculously decreeing what hee commanded; to wit, him to bee the father, that was 16 yeres old, and Alexander the son, that was 12 yeares old. After that Alexander was made Caesar, Antonine assaied to train him to his courses, as dancing, revelling, sacrificing, & the like rites, & robes, & ceremonies. But his mother Māmaea weaned him from those vain and [Page 306] unseemely exercises, and trained him up in honorable fashion, secretly sending for professours of the Mathematicks, & all liberall sciences, & using him to Wrestling a princely exercise. Wrestlings and such manly activities: instituting him also in Greek and Roman literature. Whereat Antonine much repining, repented that he had adopted him, or made him his colleague in the Empire; and expelled all his tutors frō the Court, putting some of the chiefe of them to death, and banishing others: alleadging ridiculously, that the pedants spoiled his son, not suffering him to dance and revell, but teaching him to be modest, and use manly exercises. Yea, he was so besotted, that he preferred all sorts of Stage- players preferred. theatricall Actors and Players to the highest honours and most eminent dignities; making Lord Generall of his Armies one that [Page 307] in his youth was a publick dancer on the theater He appointed one Stage-player, trainer and guardian Or master of the Wards. of the young Lords and Gentlemen; another, to be Lord President of his Councel; and a third, generall of the horse. He advanced to the chiefest places of trust in the Empire, charret-drivers, comoedians, and histrionicall Iesters; bestowing on his servants and Bondmen set free. libertines that were most extremly debauched, the Procuratorships of Provinces. At this mad and drunken distribution of so many honourable offices, all men murmured, but especially the souldiers stormed, and scorned him, as being more effeminate than an honest woman would be; and detested him for prostituting the Imperiall Majesty to contempt, by his capricious dresses, golden gewgawes, and publike Revels. They [Page 308] were therefore more inclinable to Alexander, conceiving faire hopes of him for his noble and vertuous education; and conserving him diligently from the insidious practices of Antonine. His mother Mammaea suffered him not to taste any meate or drinke that he sent. His Cookes and Cup-bearers were not those that waited on the Emperor, but such trusty servants as his mother made choise of▪ Shee gave him also much mony in private, to bestow on the Souldiers secretly; to win them to him with that bait, which she knew would soonest catch them. Which Antonine understanding, plotted to destroy him and his mother; but his plots were prevented by their common Grand-mother Moesa; a subtill woman, and a politicke A Politicke Lady. dame; as having lived many yeares in the Imperiall Palace [Page 309] with her sister Iulia, wife to Severus, whereby shee was well read in State affaires. For shee knew all the designes of Antonine, who was naturally a blab, and would ordinarily lay himselfe open, and divulge all his intentions. When hee could not surprize him by treachery, hee determined to strip him of his Caesarean dignity; not permitting him to be saluted, or go abroad. Then the souldiers enquired for him, and were much discontented, that hee should be deposed. Whereupon Antonine disperses a fame, that Alexander was like to die, to try how the Souldiers would take it. They, when they could not see the young Prince, were cut to the heart with the report; and being infinitly enraged, sent not the usuall guards to Antonine, but lockt themselves the Campe; demanding to see [Page 310] Alexander in their Temple. Antonine startled at this, takes Alexander, and places him with him in his Imperiall Caroach, richly adorned with gold & gems; and hies to the Campe. The souldiers opening the Gates, received them, & conducted them to the Temple of the Campe; exceedingly congratulating and welcoming Alexander, but coldly saluting Antonine; which hee storming at, after hee had lodged all night in the Campe-Temple; was so incensed at the souldiers for doing such speciall honor to Alexander, that he cōmanded the chiefe and most noted (for it) to be apprehended & executed as Authors of sedition and mutiny. Whereat all the Souldiers being exasperated, and having formerly hated Antonine, they resolved to rescue their fellowes, and put away that abhominable Prince. [Page 311] Iudging this therefore to bee a just occasion, and faire opportunity; Antonine slaine. they presently slew Antonine, and his mother Soaemis, who was with him (as Empresse) with all their Privadoes, and Instruments of lewdnesse that came with them into the Camp. Then delivered they to the people, the Carkasses of Antonine & Soaemis, w ch being disgracefully dragged a long time over all the City, and lastly dismembred, were throwne into the publicke jakes, which are voided into the River [...] Tyber. The Souldiers proclaiming Alexander Emperour, conducted him to the Royall Palace; being very young, and yet in the tuition of his mother and grand mother.
Appendix to Herodians fift Booke of his History.
HErodian having lively drawne (in little) that Monster of Ethnicke Priests and Princes, Pseud-Antonine, I have thought good to adjoyne (for your further satisfaction) this insuing Delineation of him, extracted out of divers ancient & principal Authors.
HIs Apparell was extreame brave and gorgeous: yet hee never wore one Garment twice. His Shooes were embellisht with Diamonds, See an Antiquity of a Romā Bath or Stove (lately discovered neere Leicester) related in the Description of that County, by that worthy Patrio [...] and judicious Antiquaty Wil. Burton Esquire. and Oriental Pearles of the most Caracts. His Seats were strewed with Musk [...] and Amber. His Beds were covered with Cloth of Gold tissued on Purple, and imbossed with Gems of inestimable value. His Way was strewed with Filings of Gold and Silver. His Vessells, even of basest Vse, were of Obryze Gold. His Lamps burned with precious Balms & Gums of India and Arabia. His Fish-ponds were filled with Rose-water. His Ships in his Theatricall Sea-fights floated in Rivers of Wine. His Bathing was as ordinary with Romans, as eating and sleeping. Bathes, most magnificently built, when he had once used them, were still pluckt down, and new built. His Plate of refined massive Gold; but never served twice to his Table. His Rings and lewels infinitely rich, yet never worne twice. His Concubincs numberlesse, [Page 313] but never laine with twice. Every Supper in his Court cost 1000 pounds sterling. When hee lay neere to the Sea, hee would eat no [...]ish: When he was farthest in the Continent, hee would eat no Flesh. Whole Meales were furnisht with Tongues of Singing Birds, and Braines of rarest Creatures. All Europe, Asia, and Africke, with the Ilands adjacent; in a word, the Globe of Earth and As farre as was thē discovered to the Romanes. Sea (wherof he was Lord Paramount) was not able to fill this Gulph. In his Progresse, he was attended by 600 Charriots fraught with Concu [...]ines, Catamites, and Pandars: for whom be built a Seraglio in his Court; where himselfe (in the habit of a Curtezan) used to make solemn speeches to them, terming them his brave Fellow-Souldiers and Companions in Armes: [What gallant Instructions he gave them, I sorbeare to mention.] He caused to be gathered in Rome Vid. Lips. de magnit. Romana. ten thousand weight of Spiders, ten thousand Mice, and a thousand Polcats; which he exhibited to the Roman Peeres and People, in a Publicke Shew and Solemnity: Professing, that now he perfectly understood how mighty a City Rome was. Lastly [to omit other more strange prankes] his summoned a Senatum Parliament of Women, to consult about Tires, Fashions, Dresses, Tinctures, and the like weighty and important Affaires.
HERODIAN HIS IMPERIALL HISTORIE. The sixth Booke.
ALexander Emperour. The Religion and State reformed. Maesa Deified. Alexanders Elogie. His Marriage. Persians invade the Romanes. Alexander writes to the Persian; who scornes his Letters. Generall Muster in Italy. Alexander marches against the Persian. An Embassy. Another braving Embassy. Embassadours punisht. Alexanders Policie, Archery. Armenian Mountains. The Romans defeated. Alexander retires. Best Physicke for Souldiers. Germany rebells. Alexander comes to the Rhine. Archers. Heralds. Maximine described and elected Emperor. Alexander slaine.
[Page 315] WEe have formerly declared Alexander Emperour. in what manner Antonine (the elder brother) ended his dayes. After him Alexander had the title and ornaments of Emperour; but the management of affaires, and regencie of the Empire rested in Moesa and Mammaea Regents. Maesa and Mammaea; who labored to reduce all things to better order and moderation,
And first they selected out of the Senate 16. ancient, grave, and honourable Peeres, for assistants and counsellers to the Prince: without whose suffrage & consent, nothing was to passe as an act of State. Which manner of government was wondrous pleasing to the People, Souldiers and Senators; the Empire being thereby reduced from an injurious Tyrannie, to the forme of an [...]ment of the principall men. Optimacie.
Their prime care was to restore [Page 316] the Images of the Gods Religion first reformed. (removed and displaced By Antonine) to their owne ancient Temples and Oratories. Next, Next, the State. all that hee had advanced to honors and offices, either without N. B. desert, or for their lewd prankes, they discharged and degraded; commanding every of them to follow their former trades and professions. All civill and judiciary offices they bestowed on famous learned men and excellent Lawyers: and all places of martiall command they gave to brave noble Captaines, & Souldiers, expert in [...]. In w [...]ch words the excellent authour hath couched both the parts of war: viz Tactick and Strat [...]gematick. Marshalling of Moesa dies, & is de [...]f [...]d Armies, and Military Exploits.
The Empire being thus administred a long time, Maesa being now very old, deceased; and was buried like an empress; being after the Roman fashion, At a Womans deification, they used a Peacocke (into which they supposed her soul to s [...]t:) as an Eagie at a M [...]s See this supreme solemnit described in the beginning of the 4 book of this H [...]. deified.
Mammaea being now sole Regent and Guardian of her Son, [Page 317] followed still the same tracke of government. When he came to his age, to manage the state himselfe, shee fearing lest his unstaid youth might in that height of liberty & soveraignty, p [...]c [...]i [...]ate him into the vices and vanities incident thereto; set a strong Watch about the Court, prohibiting allewd and loose persons from his presence, lest his good nature should be corrupted, and his minde provoked to lust by bewitching Syrens, and fawning Parasites. She perswaded him also to attend matters of Iudicature [...] the best part of the day; to keepe him from Idlenesse, the Mistris of all lewdnesse. Alexander (indeed) was naturally adorned with Affability, Clemencie, and other Princely graces (as was afterwards apparant in the course of his life.) For in 14 yeares, his Alexanders Elogie. Empire was not stayned with [Page 318] bloud: not one being put to death (by him) all the while. And though divers were convict of haynour crimes, yet hee spared their lives: which you shal hardly finde to have bin done by any Emperor since Marcus. None can remember that in all the time of his Raigne, there was any executed without Iudiciall Processe. He much blamed his Mother, & was very angry with her, for her greedy covetousnesse of money, and accumulating of riches. For Mammaea pretending to hoord up Coin, to supply Alexanders bounty to the Souldiers, got a great Masse of Treasure to her selfe. Which, although it were much disliked in her, and condemned by the Emperour; yet did her [...]lent practices in spoyling [...]their good and estates, [...]him, to his obloquy & [...]. She gave him a wife [Page 319] of a noble Family; whom hee dearely loved: but she soon after banisht her the Court. For, arrogating to her selfe alone the title of Empresse; and maligning her Daughter in-lawes honour, shee proceeded to that outrage, that the young Empresses Father, though in great esteeme with Alexander (his son in law) not able to indure the many wrongs shee did him and his Daughter, fl [...]d into the Camp: prosessing he was much obliged to the Emperour for doing him that honour, but accusing Mammaea for her opprobrious injuries. Whereat, she being the more exasperated, commanded him to be slain; and having expelled the young Lady from the Court, confined her to Africke. All W ch was done without Alexanders consent, & meerely against his will: for his Mother caried a high and imperious [Page 320] hand over him, and he tenderly reuer'd and obeyed her in all things: so that his main error was too much softnesse, & over great obsequiousnes to his mother, in things w ch himself disapproved.
Having thus ruled the Empire thirteene yeares, without any grievance (in regard of his owne particular) suddenly in the fourteenth yeare, there came letters from the Presidents of Syria and Mesopotamia, cetifying; That Artaxerxes King of Persia having The Parthian king [...]laine. conquered the parthians, and slaine Artabanus (who was the first that was called, The great King, and A double [...]m. wore a double Diadem) did likewise subdue and make Tributary the bordering Barbarians: and not containing [...]e Persi [...] inv [...]de the Romans him [...]elfe within the River Tygris, had transpassed the banks and bounds of the Roman Empire, and made a rode into Mesopotamia, th [...] eatning to invade Syria, and [Page 321] challenging the The lesser [...] Asia. opposite continent to Europe (limited by the Aegean Sea, and Propontick Gulfe, and called Asia) as the ancient Patrimony of the Persians: in that, from Cyrus (who first trāslated the Empire of the Medes to the Persians) until Darius the last Persian King (deposed by Alexander) all those countries, as far as Ionia and Caria, [...]ere ruled by Persian Vice-royes: and therfore, he held himselfe bound in honor to recover all that w ch was anciently under the Persian Scepter W [...]en Alexander received this d [...]mall newes from the Easterne parts, he was not a little perplext and troubled, having beene ever trained (from a child) in peace and tranquility, and nuzled in Citydelights: advising therefore with his Councel, he first resolved to send Embassadours with letters to stop the Barbarians proceedings. The letters were to this effect: [Page 322] That he ought to containe himselfe Alexanders Letters to the Persian. within his bounds: and not in vaine hope of new Conquests, raise wars and stirs. That every one ought to rest content with his owne estate, That he would find great difference in fight betwixt Romans and his fellow Barbarians. Lastly, he put him in mind of the victories which Augustus, Trajan, Lucius & Severus had obtained against them. With these letters Alexander perswaded himselfe he should over-rule the Barbarian and make him quiet. But he scorning them, and holding it The [...]rsian scornes them. his best course to fight rather thā talk, was now more rampāt than ever: ranging over al Mesopotamia, taking great booties, and assailing the Romā camps that were pitcht on the river banks, to defend the limits of the Empire. Being also naturally of a high spirit and haughty minde, which by this sudden successe was much more [Page 323] elevated, hee thought he should conquer all afore him. Hee had great encouragements to enlarge his Dominions, being the first that attempted the Parthians, and recovered the kingdome to the Persians: for after Darius, whom Alexander the Macedon conquered, the Macedonians and Alexanders successors for many yeres divided among them the principality of the orientall Provinces over all Asia. But when by their civill wars and discords, the Macedonians & the rest were weakned, Arsaces the Parthian did (as they say) first perswade the barbarous people of these countries to revolt from the Macedonians: and being crowned King by the Parthians and adjoyning Barbarians, he held the kingdome: and left it to his posterity, which enjoyed it untill the raign of Art [...] banus (in our time) slaine by [Page 324] Artaxerxes, who reunited that kingdome to the Persian Monarchy, and having brought in subjectiō the adjacent Barbarians began to trench on the Roman territories. Which Alexander understanding, and knowing it concerned him in a high degree of justice & honor, not to suffer the insolent Barbarian any longer, (his commanders earnestly importuning him to come in person) with much adoe, at last he prepares to set forward (against his owne inclinations) and now there were Generall musters through all Italy, and the Romane Provinces, of the A generall [...]ster. strongest and ablest persons for the wars; great hurliburlies being in all parts of the Empire, about training the choicest that might bee found, to encounter the barbarous multitude. Alexander assembling into the field all the Souldiers which were quartered [Page 325] neere the City, spake thus to them from his Throne:
Alexanders Speech to the Army.
I Could wish (my brave Fellow-souldiers) that I might as heretofore speak such things to you, as were to my applause, and your content. It may be that after so long peace, an unexpected war may somwhat dismay you. But it is the part of generous and temperate men to pray for the best; and be [...] content with that which happens; for as those things which wee performe with pleasure, are delightfull: so valiant Exployts necessarily undertaken, are most glorious: And as hee that first offers wrong deserves small favour; so he that redresses a wrong is more confident, as having a good conscience; and more couragious, in that hee offers not wrong but repells it. Artaxerxes the Persian, having trayterously slaine his Soveraign Artabanus, and translated his Kingdome to the Persians, hath presumed also to bid us Battaile, and in despight of the [Page 326] Roman majesty, hath begun to invade and destroy our Provinces. At first, I thought good to write to him, to desist from that insatiate fury of coveting other mens Estates: But he in his barbarous pride is so far from containing himselfe in his owne Limits, that hee challenges us to fight. Let us not therfore refuse the Challenge, nor foreslow the Warre; but you, which are Ʋeteranes, make him know, that you are they that under the conduct of Severus and my Father Antonine, got those famous Victories over the Barbarians. And you which are young Souldiers, must strive for honour and glory, that all may know, you are not onely well disciplin'd to obey in time of peace, but that also in time of warre when need requires, you are able to make full demonstration of your Valour. The Barbarians are very fierce against them that shrinke, or come on slowly: but if they be furiously charged, they are soon calmed. For it is not their manner to attempt the Victory by pitcht Battels: but to make sudden praedatory Excursions, and then runne away; thinking they have gayned sufficiently by forraging [Page 327] the coūtrey. But we, with our fair and wel-ordred armies, have put them to the worst, & returned conquerors.
Alexander having thus said, the souldiers by their generall cry exprest their alacrity and readinesse to march: wherfore giving them large pay, hee commands them to prepare for the voyage, & having made another speech (of like effect) to the Senate, he appoints a day for his departure: which being come, and the usual sacrifices & ceremonies performed, (all the Senate and City attending him) hee departs from Rome, oftē looking back towards the City, and weeping. Neither Alexander beloved o [...] all. was there any of the people w ch parted from him with drie eies: so dearely were they devoted to him, being bred amongst them, & having raigned so many years with such rare moderatiō. With speedy journeies hee visited [Page 328] the Illyrian Nations and armies, and taking great forces from thence with him, he marched to He marches to Antioch. Antioch, where he made diligent preparation for al warlike necessaries, still attending the training of Souldiers and other Martiall exercises. Here again (hoping to end the war by Treatie) hee sent another Embassie to the Persian king, to conclude a peace, & contract An Embassie. a league with him. For being come so far in person, he was in hope either to perswade him, or at least to terrifie him. But the Barbarian prince proudly rejects the Roman Embassadors, & sends 400 of his tallest Persians in brave & rich attire as Heralds or embassadors, mounted on goodly coursers, w th their gay bowes and arrowes, thinking the Romans would be danted with the sight and habit of the Persians. His embassage was this, The great [Page 329] King Artaxerxes commands the A braving Embassie. Romans and their Prince, to depart out of all Syria, and Asia Asia minor. that is opposite to Europe; to permit the Persians to rule as far as Ionia & Caria, & over all those countries which are divided by the Aegean and Pontick sea, and by patrimoniall right belong to the Persians. These 400 Embassadors Alexander commanded Embassadors punisht. to bee apprehended, & stripping them of their Persian gallantry, banisht them into Phrygia, assigning them certaine villages for dwelling, and fields for tillage: contenting himselfe to punish them by debarring their returne into their native countrie; it being (as he thought) an [...] unholy deed, & unmanly act to put them to death that fought not, but only executed their Soveraignes command. This done, Alexander being about to passe over the rivers, and lead his Army into the [Page 330] Barbarians countrey, many Aegyptian souldiers revolted from him; and others began to make a commotion in Syria: but they were soone supprest and punisht. Alexander also sent some Forces into other countries, to prevent the Barbarians incursions. All Alexanders policie. which things being set in order, and having now a great armie, not inferior to the enemy, he divided it (by his councels advice) into three Battalions, commanding one to march Northward through Armenia (which seem'd to be in friendly termes with the Romans) and that way to invade the Borders of Media; another likewise, to passe by the North through the Barbarian countries, where Tigris and Euphrates meer, & are drowned in great Marishes and lakes; whence it is unknown how they are dis-emboged; the third, being the best part of the [Page 331] army, himself undertook to lead against the Barbarians, & assaile them in the midst. By this means he thought to take thē unprovided, invading thē several wayes, and that the Persian forces would be much distracted & weakned, and so lesse able to resist the Romanes by being dispersed to incounter them in places so far disterminated. For the Barbarians have no mercenary bands (as the Romans use) nor any set Camps or veterane Armies that are still exercised in Martiall discipline: but all their men (and women too sometimes) are mustered together at the Kings command: and after the war, return to their houses, taking (for their pay) all the booties they get. They use shooting and riding, not onely Archerie (as the Romans) in war, but (even frō their childhood) in hunting for their food: using their [Page 332] bows perpetually on horsbacke, whether they follow the wars, or pursue wild beastes. This plot of Alexander, though it were plausible proved not fortunat: for the army that marcht thorow Armenia, having with great difficulty climbed over the extreme steep and craggy Mountaines of that The Armenian mountains. Region (which they did the better, in regard it was Summer) entred Media, where they burnt many Villages, & got much pillage. Which the Persian King understanding, hastened against them with al his power. But they could not impeach the Romans, by reason of the hillinesse and roughnesse of the countrie, which was more firm and p [...]ssable for footmen: but a maine hindrance to the Barbarian horse. Then came other news to the king that another Army of the Romans had entred the Parthian dominions [Page 333] Eastward, and wasted the Country. Fearing therfore, lest having soone conquered the Parthians, they should invade Persia, he left as many troopes as (he thought) were sufficient to defend Media, and posts with a puissant host to the East parts. The Roman Army when they saw none come against them, began to bee more negligent in their march; supposing that Alexander had with the third part of the Army (which was the strongest) invaded the Barbarians in the middle. Resting therfore & reposing themselves, they supposed there needed no hast; as not doubting, but that all the Army did come on, according to the first determination; to which purpose a place was assigned as a rend [...]zvous for themselves, the prey & prisoners which they should take. But Alexander disappointed them: for [Page 334] he neither went himself, nor sent the Army: whether for feare of losing his life in defending the Empire; or whether his mother out of a feminine feare and fondnes detained him, is uncertaine. Vndoubtedly shee did much abate his noble courage, perswading him rather to expose others to danger, than himselfe to the fortune of war. By which means, the Roman army that had entred the Barbarians Countrey, was meerely betrayed. For the Persian king leading all his forces against The Romans defeated. them ere they were aware, and taking them as it were in a net, gave thē an absolute defeat: for being few, they could not withstand so many: but guarding as well as they could the open parts of their bodies (with their Armes) against the shot of the arrowes, they supposed they acquitted themselves well, if making [Page 335] no resistance, they escaped safe. But having for some space defended themselves by joyning their targets together, as with a wall, & being like a city assaulted on every side, & grievously woū ded, at last, after a long and brave resistance, they were every man slaine. The losse of which great Army (which might well bee compared to any of the Ancient, for valour or fidelity) was a mighty and unspeakable calamity to the Romans. But the Persian puft up with so good successe, bare his Crest aloft, and aspir'd to higher matters. Which when Alexander heard, being then very sick (either for griefe of mind, or unwholsomenesse of the aire) he tooke it exceeding heavilie: and all the Army was grievously offended with the Emperour: in that by disappointing his men, he had so foully betrayed thē. But [Page 336] Alexander not able to endure hi [...] sicknesse, nor that hot clime which afflicted all the army and especially the Illyrians (who having beene used to a cold and moist ay [...]e, fed more plentifully than re [...]) purposed to disma [...]ch to Antioch▪ and send for th [...]se few Souldiers that remained of thē that perish (amongst th [...] Mountain [...] by extremity of the Winte [...] season. The companies that [...]lexander had wi [...]h him, he brought back to Antioch: having lost many of them also: to his infinit dishonour, & his souldiers discontentment: Fortune failing him every where. For the most part of his threefold army (for so he divided it) perish diversly, either by sicknes, sword, or cold.
Alexander being come to Antioch, Alexander retires to Antioch. and having soon recovered his health by the change of aire [Page 237] ( Mesopotamia being extreme hot, but Antioch much cooler, & well watred with dainty fountains) he refresh [...] his army & reviv'd their drooping spirits with great store of Coine (for that he held to be Pilula [...] [...]eae, the best physicke for Souldiers. the onely preservative to assure the souldiers love.) Here he raised new Forces, as if he meant to leade another Army against the Persians, if they were further troublesom, & desisted not from their enterprises. But he received intelligence, that the Persian king had dismist all his Souldiers to their owne homes. And though the Barbarians seemed to have got the upper hād, yet were they excedingly wasted w th those frequēt skirmishes & battels in Media & Persia▪ & they w ch surviv'd were (forthe most part) grievously wounded and much weakned. For the Romans which fel, sold their lives full dearely, and [...]lew [Page 338] not a few of their Enemies, tho they were but a handful in comparison of them: insomuch that there were almost as many slain of the Barbarians as of the Romans, who were not inferior to them in valour, but number. And this was a certaine signe of the Barbarians great losse, that they took not armes, nor offered to stir for 3 or 4 yeares after.
Alexander thus advertised, during his abode at Antioch, and being disburdened of the irksome care of War; he was much more free and frolicke, and gave himselfe to the City-pastimes and plesures. And now while he was confident that the Persians would bee quiet, or at least, that they would not (in hast) re-assemble their Forces, which are rather a confused multitude, then a welordered Army (for they have no other provision, thē what every [Page 339] man brings from home for present use; and are also very loath to leave their wives, children & possessiōs) there came posts with letters from the Procurators of Illyria, w ch troubled Alexander & perplext him more thē ever: for they certified him, That the Germanes The Germanes rebell. having past the Rhine, and Isther, had invaded the Roman Frontiers, assaulted the Armies upon the Banks, & made great havock in the Cities and Villages: to the great hazard of the Illyrian Regions adjacēt, and abutting on Italy: that his Presence therefore was mainly necessary, together with the whole Army.
This newes amazed Alexander, and grieved the Illyrians, being twice miserable; by their late discomfiture in the Persian expedition, and the slaughter of their countreymen by the German incursions. They were therefore exceedingly enraged at th [...] Emperour [Page 340] for betraying the affaires of the East by his feare or negligence, & for delaying to succour the North, being so earnestly called upon. And now Alexander and his Counsell began to misdoubt Italy: which was in greater danger of the Germanes then the Persians. For the remote Nations of the Levant, so far disjoyned by Sea and Land, scarse heare of the name of Italy: but the Illyrian Dominions being of small extent, and consisting but of a few Provinces, are the only bar betwixt Italy and Germany. Being compelled therefore by necessity, hee much against his will proclaimes his Expedition: and leaving as many Companies as he thought sufficient to guard the Roman frontiers (having wel manned & fortified the Camps, Sconces, & other praesidiary places) hee hastens with the rest of [Page 341] the Army against the Germans. Having ended his Iourney with Alexander come to the Rhine. great speed, he incamped on the bankes of the Rhine, and there made provision for the German War. He made a bridge of ships and barges for the more easie passage of his Army over the river: Rhenus and Isther being the greatest rivers of the North: the one rūning through Germany, the other through Pannonie. In summer they are navigable, by reason of their deep & broad channells: but in winter they are so frozen, that they are ridden over, as if they were Plaines: the Ice being so firm and thick, that it bears not only horse and man, but they also which want water, bring not with them Pitchers or other vessels, but axes and hatchets, wherewith they hew out water, and carry it thence like stones. Alexander had in his Army [Page 342] divers Regiments of Moors, and a goodly band of Archers, which hee brought out of the East; some from the O [...]roenes Country; others, that were Parthian Fugitives, or Stripendaries, which he sent against the Getmans, who were much infested Moores gene [...]lly n [...]lefooted. by them: for the Moors cast their darts at a great distance, and are very deft and nimble in running Archers. to and fro: and the archers standing afarre off, easily hit the naked heads and vast bodies of the Germanes; being faire ma ks to shoot at. Sometimes also they came to hand-stroks; wherin the Germans were (oft) not inferior to the Romans. While these things were on foot, Alexander sent embassadours Embassadors. to them to treat of peace, and to assure them that they should want nothing that they needed, & that they should be well furnisht with mony. For [Page 343] the Germans are soonest perswaded with that, being very greedy of Ghelt, and ever ready to chaffer peace with the Romanes for gold. Alexander therfore assayed rather to buy a league, than to hazard himself in the war. But his Souldiers were much discontented, that they spent their time vainly and were not led to some brave Service or gallant Enterprise. Alexander (as they said) caring more to follow his Charretting and Revelling, than to pursue or punish the presumptuous Germanes (as concerned him.) Now there was in the army one Maximine, borne in an obscure Maximine [...] described Village of the innermost part of Thrace, a Semi barbarian; and which in his younger age had beene bred a Shepherd; after, being at mans estate, hee was for his bulk and strength appointed to serve in the warres among a [Page 344] troope of horse; soone after, Fortune leading him by the hand, he passed through all Military preferments, to the command of Armies and Provinces. Thus Maximine, was for his singular skil in the exercise of arms, made Captain by Alexander, over all the yong souldiers; to the end to traine and make them fit for Service. Who performing his taske with care and diligence was very gracious with all the army. For he did not only teach them what they should doe, but himselfe did by his owne example, daily instruct them: whereby they became not onely his Schollers, but also [...] zealous imitators of his valour, being obliged to him by Donatures, and all manner of honors. These young Souldiers (whereof many were Pannonians) applauded Maximine for his prowesse; but scorned [Page 345] Alexander, as being still Ward to his mother, & wholly subject to the authoritie and will of a woman, which made him so slowly and unmanly to prosecute the warres: whereby the orientall expedition miscarried: and nothing (in effect) was done against the Germans. And now being naturally prone to Innovation, and wearied with the long raigne of the Prince, which was but little beneficiall to them (there being no competitors for the Empire) hoping also that if some other were made Emperour (beyond his expectation) it would be more for their profit and preferment, they resolved to kill Alexander and elect Maximine Emperour, who was their comrado and fellow in Armes, and for his Martiall skill and valour fittest for the present warre. Assembling therefore into the [Page 346] field in Armes, when Maximine came (as his manner was) to train them, they invest him with Purple, and salute him Emperour, Maximine elected Emperour. which whether it were so complotted, or hee were ignorant of their intentions, it is uncertaine. At first he refused and threw away the Purple. But when the Souldiers brandisht their Cymiters, threatning to kill him if he yielded not, he chose rather to avoid the present then future perill; and accepted the Honour; which (hee said) had beene oft foretold him by Oracles and dreames: protesting withal to the Souldiers, that it was much against his will, yet he would submit to their importunity: & seeing they would needs have it so, he wisht them instantly to take armes, & before the rumor were blazed▪ to surprize Alexander that knew nothing of it, that his souldiers [Page 347] and guard being astonisht with the newes, might either be drawne to their party, or being taken unprovided, compelled to yield. Then cheering all the Army, with promising them a double portion of Corne, extraordinary Donatives, and remission of all punishments and penalties, he leads thē straight towards Alexanders Pavillion, not far thence; who, when hee heard of it, was mightily amazed, & leapt forth of his royal tent like a mad man; weeping and trembling, and accusing Maximine as perfidious and ungratefull for all the honours he had done him; and the young souldiers as perjur'd & disloyall for conspiring with him. Lastly, he promised to give what they would have, and amend whatsoever was amisse.
The Souldiers that were with him, comforting him for the present [Page 348] said they would stand for him to the uttermost. When the night was past, and it was now day, newes comming that Maximine was at hand, that a great dust was seene, and a huge multitude heard not far off, Alexander went again into the Plaine, & assembling the souldiers, besought them to protect and defend him that was bred up by them, & had raigned 14 yeares without harming any: whereat, all commiserating him, he commanded them to take armes & charge the enemy. But the Souldiers, though they gave him good words, yet slipt away one after another, and would not fight. Some wisht the Praetorian Praefect and Alexanders Courtiers might bee executed, imputing the mutiny to thē. Others laid all the blame on his mother, which by her insatiable avarice and base niggardice (in [Page 349] scanting the souldiers) had made Alexander odious. Thus for some while they parlied and argued, but marched not. When Maximines army came in sight, & began to perswade them to leave that wretched woman, and puny Prince, that was still under his mothers wing; and adhere to a valiant Souldier and brave commander, that was their own companion in armes, and an excellent Master in the Art Military; they all presently revolted from Alexander, and with one voice proclamed Maximine Emperour. Alexander Extreme calamitires confound the spirit. in great feare and distraction returnes to his Pavillion, where hanging on his mother & (as they say) bemoning his infortunity, which happened by her meanes; he expected his deathsman. Maximine being saluted Augustus by all the army, commanded the Knight Marshalls and O▪ Tri [...]n [...] [Page 350] some Centurions, to put Alexander and his mother to death, and all that resisted. Wherupon they Alexander slaine. rusht into his Tent and slew him with his Mother, friends, and counsellors: except them that a little before escaped by flight or concealment: which yet soon after were all apprehended and slaughtered by Maximine. This end had Alexander and his Mother, having raigned 14 yeares without [...] blame or bloud. For he abhorred murther and cruelty, and was so mild and temperate, that he suffered none to dy, but those that were condemned by Law: and had not his miserable Mother blasted his Honour by her [...]ordid demeanour, there had beene nothing wanting to have rendred him a most excellent Prince.
HERODIAN HIS IMPERIALL HISTORIE. The seventh Booke.
MAgnus. Quartinus made Emperor against his will. Macedon a base Traytor. Germans good swimmers and souldiers. A terrible battel in a Poole, betwixt Romanes and Germanes. Informers and Catch-poles [...]omented by Maximine. His Covetousnesse, Cruelty, and Sacriledge. The Romanes Devotion. Africke revolts. A Speech to Gordian; elected Emperour. Vitalian slaine. Insurrection at Rome. Sabinus slaine. Maximines Flies and Spies. His Speech to the Army. His Expedition to Italy. Capellian defeats the Carthaginians. Prince Gordian elected and slaine. The Emperour [Page 352] Gordian strangles himself. The Romans solemn Parliament in Ioves Temple. Maximus and Albinus elected Emperors by the Senate, and rejected by the Commons. The Commons deluded. Gordian Caesar. Souldiers slaine. A Commotion at Rome. Fencers slain. A Conncel of war. A general pardon. A Stratagem. Rome fired.
WE have shewed in the former Book, how Alexander demeaned himselfe in his 14 yeares raigne, and how he died. Maximine having attained the Soveraingty, there followed a strange alteration. For he carried himself in such rough & terrible sort, that the Empire was now fallen frō a faire calme rule, to a stormy blustring Tyranny. Knowing now he should be generally prejudged, because he was the first that was raised frō the lowest step, to the highest State; and being also a Barbarous caitife and villaine of birth, [Page 353] and by education, custome, and condition, given to bloud; his chiefe care was to settle himself in the Empire by crueltie: supposing hee should bee (otherwise) contemptible to the Roman Senat and subjects, who would not so much consider his present fortune, as the basenes of his parentage: for all men knew that (first) he was a Shepherd in the Mountaines of Thrace: and that after, being (for his vastnesse & activity) prest for a soldier amōg his poore countreimen, he was led by the hand (as it were) of Fortune, to the Roman Empire: wherefore he instantly [...] discomposed all Alexanders councellors & assistants that were chosen by the Senat; sending some of them to Rome; and depriving others of their offices, upon pretence of misgovernment. Which he purposely did, that being rid of all [Page 354] which were his betters (in birth) he might the more freely & uncontrolably practise (in his Army, as in a strōg Arcenal) al kind of Tyranny, without regard to any. Hee banisht also from the court, al Alexanders servants, that had so many yeares waited, and put many of them to death upon misprision of Treason, because they mourned for their old master. But that which set a keene edge upon his Tyranny, was an information, that many Captaines and all the Roman Senate conspired against him.
There was one Magnus, a very Magnus. noble Gentleman, that had been Consul; who was accused to the Emperor that he raised a faction against him, and dealt with the Souldiers to make himselfe Emperor. The Plot was said to be this: Maximin had built a bridge over the River to go against the [Page 355] Germans; for as soon as he came to the Soveraignty, he presently applyed himselfe to the warres. For being elected to the Empire for his huge bulke, approved valour, & skill in military affaires, he intended by deeds of Armes to confirme the Soldiers in their good opinion, and to make the world know, that Alexanders feare, & [...] retardation of the war, was justly to bee condemned. Wherfore he spared no pains to muster and traine the Souldiers, and being still in armes himselfe, he mightily incouraged the Army Having made the bridge, he purposed to passe into Germany. But Magnus was reported to have perswaded many of the best soldiers (who had the charge of guarding the bridge) that as soon as Maximine were passed over, they should cut it down; and so (preventing his returne) betray [Page 356] him to the Barbarians. For so deep & broad was the river, that it was impossible hee should retreat (there being no ships on the other side.)
This was the rumor, but whether true, or feigned by Maximin, is uncertain; for it is hard to determine any thing therein; all that were suspected, being suddenly apprehended, and cruelly slain, without Iudiciall Processe or Pleading. But now the Osroene Archers began to revolt. For being much griev'd at Alexanders murther, & meeting (by chance) Quartinus with Quartinus one of Alexanders friends (dismist but a little before by Maximine) they layd hold on him, and utterly against his will made him their Chiefe, and honouring him with the fatall Ornaments of Purple, and Fire carried before him, they proclamed him Emperor, that neither knew [Page 357] of it before, nor thought of it: howbeit, soone after sleeping in his Tent, he was suddenly slain by one that had beene his companion, and (as some say) his affied friend: whose name was Macedon, Macedon. the Captain of the Osroens, and the first mover of their revolt frō Maximin. And though hee had no cause nor quarrell at all against him; yet he slew him, whom himself had compelled to take upō him the Empire. Then, thinking he should be wondrous welcom to Maximine, he brought him Quartinus head for a Present. Maximine being glad to see it, and rejoycing that his enemy was so easily made away; wheras the Actour expected great thanks and preferment; hee put him to a most cruell death; as a Ringleader of Rebellion, a murtherer of him that hee had perswaded (against his will) to that [Page 358] enterprize; and a Traitour to his dearest friend. These & the like occasions whetted Maximine to all immanity, that (of himselfe) was exceeding bloudy. He had a horrible ugly countenance, and such a Cyclopicall Bulk, that no Greek nor Barbarian Champion was comparable to him. Having thus ordered his affaires, he leads all his army with great courage over the Bridge, and makes war upon the Germans. A wondrous multitude of people followed him; almost all the Roman forces, the Moresco darters, and many Bands of Archers of the Osroens and Armenians: (whereof, the first are Vassalls to the Romans; the latter their Allies and Confederates) as also the mercenary and fugitive Parthians, and the Captives of that nation that served the Romanes in the war. Which confused Masse, [Page 359] having been first raked together by Alexander, was after augmented & well trained by Maximine. These Darters and Archers are very serviceable against the Germans, because they nimbly sally forth upon the enemy (ere they are aware) and easily retreat into the Grosse of the army. Maximin being entred the enemies country, & finding none to resist him (for all the Barbarians were fled) spoiled all the country, (the corn being now ready to reape) leaving all the villages to be burnt & pillaged by the souldiers. Their cities & buildings are very apt to take fire, for the Germans rarely use to build with stone or brick, their houses being like sheds made of bords & timber fastned together. Maximin progressing in this sort, burning all the fields, & giving al the cattell to the Souldiers, could yet find no enemies. [Page 360] For they had left all the Champaigne and plaine Country, and betaken thēselves to the woods Woods & Bogs. and bogs, where they skulked & watched their advantage to make an irruption upon the enemy: as knowing that the trees w ch grew so thicke would hinder the enemies Darts & Arrowes; and the depth of the bogs would be dangerous for the Romans that knew thē not: but easie & accessible to them that wel knew where they were passable, running daily thorow them, up to the knees. The Germanes also are very skilfull The Germans good swimmers. swimmers, using to wash only in Rivers. In these difficult places beganne the battell, the Roman Emperor himselfe most bravely giving the onset. For being come to a mighty great Meare or Marish, whither the Germanes had fled, the Romans fearing to follow them; Maximin was the first [Page 361] that entred with his horse: where A terible battell in a Poole. plunging above the horse-belly, he made a great slaughter of the Barbarians that very stoutly resisted. Whereat the Soldiers being abasht lest they should seeme [...]o betray their Emperour, leapt boldly into the Mear, where many on both sides were slain (but the Barbariās were almost cut of) the Romane prince most valiantly fighting in person: insomuch that the poole being fild up with carcasses, and the fennes all purpled with bloud, it represented a gastly & hideous sight of a sea-fight (as it were) on land. This battel and his other Martiall acts, the Emperour did not onely certify by Letters to the Roman Senate and People, but cōmanded also the Portrait of them (at large) to be publikly set before the Councel-house, that the Romans might not onely heare, but behold also [Page 362] his brave Exployts. Which Table (with his other honours) was afterward taken downe by the Senat. Other skirmishes there were, in all which, hee fought in the head of his troopes, and with his own hands hewed out his honour. Winter approaching, he retreated (with many prisoners, and mighty booties) into Pannonia Where, in Sirmium (the greatest City of that Countrey) he lay in Garrison, preparing for a Spring▪ War; and often saying (which he seemed to intend) that he would exterminate and subdue all the Barbarous nations of Germany to the very Ocean. Such a famous Warriour hee was! And surely great Glory he had got, had he [...] not beene more bloody and cruell to his owne subjects than to the enemies. For what thanks to kill Barbarians, if far more were murthered in Rome it selfe.