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200:01;529[U  ]| Truth sayes, of old, the art of making plaies
200:01;529[U  ]| Was to$9$ content the people; and their praise
200:01;529[U  ]| Was to$4$ the Poet money, wine, and bayes.
200:01;529[U  ]| But in$4$ this age, a sect of writers are,
200:01;529[U  ]| That$6@1$, onely, for$4$ particular likings care,
200:01;529[U  ]| And will$1$ taste nothing that$6@1$ is populare.
200:01;529[U  ]| With such we$6@2$ mingle neither braines, nor
200:01;529[U  ]| brests;
200:01;529[U  ]| our$6@2$ wishes, like$4$ to$4$ those make publique feasts,
200:01;529[U  ]| Are not to$9$ please the cookes tastes, but the
200:01;529[U  ]| guestes.
200:01;529[U  ]| Yet, if those cunning palates hether come,
200:01;529[U  ]| They shall find guests entreaty, and good roome;
200:01;529[U  ]| And though all relish not, sure, there will$1$ be some,
200:01;529[U  ]| That$6@1$, when they leaue their seates, shall make them say,
200:01;529[U  ]| Who$6@1$ wrot that$6@2$ piece, could so$5@2$ have wrote a play:
200:01;529[U  ]| But that$3$, he knew, this was the better way.
200:01;529[U  ]| For$3$, to$9$ present all custard, or all tart,
200:01;529[U  ]| And have no$2$ other meats, to$9$ beare a part.
200:01;529[U  ]| Or to$9$ want bread, and salt, were but course art.
200:01;529[U  ]| The Poet prayes you then, with better thought.
200:01;529[U  ]| To$9$ sit; and, when his cates are all in$5$ brought,
200:01;529[U  ]| Though there be none far set, there will$1$ deare-bought
200:01;529[U  ]| Be fit for$4$ ladies:  some for$4$ lords, knights, squires,
200:01;529[U  ]| Some for$4$ your waiting wench, and citie-wires,
200:01;529[U  ]| Some for$4$ your men, and daughters of white-Friars.
200:01;530[U  ]| Nor is it$6@1$, onely, while you keepe your seate
200:01;530[U  ]| Here, that$3$ his feasts will$1$ last; but you shall eate
200:01;530[U  ]| A weeke at ordinaries, on$4$ his broken meat:
200:01;530[U  ]| If his Muse be true,
200:01;530[U  ]| Who$6@1$ commends her$6$ to$4$ you.
200:02;530[U  ]| The endes of all, who$6@1$ for$4$ the Scene do write,
200:02;530[U  ]| Are, or should be, to$4$ profit, and delight.
200:02;530[U  ]| And still it$6@1$ hath beene the praise of all best times,
200:02;530[U  ]| So$3$ persons were not touch'd, to$9$ taxe the crimes.
200:02;530[U  ]| Then, in$4$ this play, which$6@1$ we$6@2$ present to*night,
200:02;530[U  ]| And make the obiect of your eare, and sight,
200:02;530[U  ]| On$4$ forfeit of your*selues, thinke nothing true:
200:02;530[U  ]| Least so$5@2$ you make the maker to$9$ iudge you,
200:02;530[U  ]| For$3$ he knowes, Poet neuer credit gain'd
200:02;530[U  ]| By$4$ writing truths, but things (like$4$ truthes) well fayn'd.
200:02;530[U  ]| If any, yet, will$1$ (with particular slight
200:02;530[U  ]| Of application) wrest what he doth write;
200:02;530[U  ]| And that$3$ he meant or him, or her$6$, will$1$ say:
200:02;530[U  ]| They make a libell, which$6@1$ he made a play.
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001:01;530['  ]| He comes out making himselfe ready.
001:01;530[C  ]| Have you got the song yet perfect I ga' you, boy?
001:01;530[B  ]| Yes, sir.
001:01;530[C  ]| Let me heare it$6@2$.
001:01;530[W  ]| You shall, sir, but in*faith let no*body else.
001:01;530[C  ]| Why, I pray?
001:01;530[W  ]| It$6@1$ will$1$ get you the dangerous name of a Poet in$4$ towne, sir, besides
001:01;530[W  ]| me a perfect deale of ill will$0$ at the mansion you wot of, whose lady
001:01;530[W  ]| is the argument of it$6@2$, where now I am the welcom'st thing vnder a
001:01;530[W  ]| man that$6@1$ comes there.
001:01;530[C  ]| I thinke, and aboue a man too, if the truth were rack'd out of
001:01;530[C  ]| you.
001:01;530[W  ]| No$7$ faith, I will$1$ confesse before, sir.  The gentlewomen play with
001:01;530[W  ]| me, and throw me on$4$ the bed; and carry me in$5$ to$4$ my lady; and she kisses
001:01;530[W  ]| me with her$2$ oyld face; and puts a perruke on$4$ my head; and askes me if I
001:01;530[W  ]| will$1$ weare her$2$ gowne; and I say, no$7$:  and then she hits me a blow on$4$ the
001:01;530[W  ]| eare, and calls me innocent, and lets me go.
001:01;530[C  ]| No$2$ maruell, if the dore be kept shut against your master, when
001:01;530[C  ]| the entrance is so$5@1$ easie to$4$ you -- well sir, you shall go there no$2$ more, lest
001:01;531[C  ]| I be faine to$9$ seeke your voyce in$4$ my ladies rushes, a fortnight hence.
001:01;531[C  ]| Sing, sir.
001:01;531['  ]| Boy sings.
001:01;531[D  ]| Why, here is the man that$6@1$ can melt away his time, and neuer
001:01;531[D  ]| feeles it$6@2$!  what, betweene his mistris abroad, and his engle at home, high
001:01;531[D  ]| fare, soft lodging, fine clothes, and his fiddle; he thinkes the houres have
001:01;531[D  ]| no$2$ wings, or the day no$2$ post-horse.  Well, sir Gallant, were you strooke
001:01;531[D  ]| with the plague this minute, or condemn'd to$4$ any capitall punishment
001:01;531[D  ]| to*morrow, you would beginne then to$9$ thinke, and value euery article of
001:01;531[D  ]| your time, esteeme it$6@2$ at the true rate, and giue all for$4$ it$6@2$.
001:01;531[C  ]| Why, what should a man do?
001:01;531[D  ]| Why, nothing:  or that$6@2$, which$6@1$ when it$6@1$ is done, is as idle.  Harken
001:01;531[D  ]| after the next horse-race or hunting-match; lay wagers, praise Puppy, or
001:01;531[D  ]| Pepper-corne, White-foot, Franklin; sweare upon$4$ White-maynes party;
001:01;531[D  ]| spend aloud, that$3$ my lords may heare you; visite my ladies at night,
001:01;531[D  ]| and be able to$9$ giue them the character of euery bowler, or better of the
001:01;531[D  ]| greene.  These be the things, wherein your fashionable men exercise themselues,
001:01;531[D  ]| and I for$4$ company.
001:01;531[C  ]| Nay, if I have thy authoritie, I will$1$ not leaue yet.  Come, the other
001:01;531[C  ]| are considerations, when we$6@2$ come to$9$ have gray heads, and weake
001:01;531[C  ]| hammes, moyst eyes, and shrunke members.  We$6@2$ will$1$ thinke on$4$ them then;
001:01;531[C  ]| then we$6@2$ will$1$ pray, and fast.
001:01;531[D  ]| Aye, and destine onely that$6@2$ time of age to$4$ goodnesse, which$6@1$ our$6@2$
001:01;531[D  ]| want of abilitie will$1$ not let us$6@2$ employ in$4$ euill?
001:01;531[C  ]| Why, then it$6@1$ is time enough.
001:01;531[D  ]| Yes; as if a man should sleepe all the terme, and thinke to$9$ effect
001:01;531[D  ]| his businesse the last day.  O, CLERIMONT, this time, because it$6@1$ is an
001:01;531[D  ]| incorporeall thing, and not subiect to$4$ sense, we$6@2$ mocke our*selues the fineliest
001:01;531[D  ]| out of it$6@2$, with vanitie, and miserie indeed:  not seeking an end of
001:01;531[D  ]| wretchednesse, but only changing the matter still.
001:01;531[C  ]| Nay, thou wilt not leaue now --
001:01;531[D  ]| See but our$6@2$ common disease!  with what iustice can we$6@2$ complaine,
001:01;531[D  ]| that$3$ great men will$1$ not looke upon$4$ us$6@2$, nor be at leisure to$9$ giue our$6@2$
001:01;531[D  ]| affaires such dispatch, as we$6@2$ expect, when we$6@2$ will$1$ neuer do it$6@2$ to$4$ our*selues:
001:01;531[D  ]| not heare, nor regard our*selues.
001:01;531[C  ]| Foh, thou hast read PLVTARCHS moralls, now, or some such
001:01;531[C  ]| tedious fellow; and it$6@1$ showes so$5@1$ vilely with thee:  'Fore god, it$6@1$ will$1$ spoile
001:01;531[C  ]| thy wit vtterly.  Talke me of pinnes, and feathers, and ladies, and rushes,
001:01;531[C  ]| and such things:  and leaue this Stoicitie alone, till thou mak'st sermons.
001:01;531[D  ]| Well, sir.  If it$6@1$ will$1$ not take, I have learn'd to$9$ loose a little of
001:01;531[D  ]| my kindnesse, as I can.  I will$1$ do good to$4$ no$2$ man against his will$0$, certainely.
001:01;531[D  ]| When were you at the colledge?
001:01;531[C  ]| What colledge?
001:01;531[D  ]| As if you knew not!
001:01;531[C  ]| No$7$ faith, I came but from court, yesterday.
001:01;531[D  ]| Why, is it$6@1$ not arriu'd there yet, the newes?  A new foundation,
001:01;532[D  ]| sir, here in$4$ the towne, of ladies, that$6@1$ call themselues the Collegiates,
001:01;532[D  ]| an order betweene courtiers, and countrey-madames, that$6@1$ liue from
001:01;532[D  ]| their husbands; and giue entertainement to$4$ all the Wits, and Braueries
001:01;532[D  ]| of the time, as they call them:  cry downe, or up$5$, what they like$1$, or dislike
001:01;532[D  ]| in$4$ a braine, or a fashion, with most masculine, or rather hermaphroditical
001:01;532[D  ]| authoritie:  and, euery day, gaine to$4$ their college some new probationer.
001:01;532[C  ]| Who$6@2$ is the president?
001:01;532[D  ]| The graue, and youthfull matron, the lady HAVGHTIE.
001:01;532[C  ]| A poxe on$4$ her$2$ autumnall face, her$2$ peec'd beauty:  there is no$2$
001:01;532[C  ]| man can be admitted till she be ready, now adaies, till she has painted,
001:01;532[C  ]| and perfum'd, and wash'd, and sour'd, but the boy here; and him she
001:01;532[C  ]| wipes her$2$ oyld lippes upon$5$, like$4$ a sponge.  I have made a song, I pray
001:01;532[C  ]| thee heare it$6@2$, on$4$ the subiect.
001:01;532['  ]| SONG.
001:01;532[U  ]| Still to$9$ be neat, still to$9$ be drest,
001:01;532[U  ]| As, you were going to$4$ a feast;
001:01;532[U  ]| Still to$9$ be pou'dred, still perfum'd:
001:01;532[U  ]| Lady, it$6@1$ is to$9$ be presum'd,
001:01;532[U  ]| Though arts hid causes are not found,
001:01;532[U  ]| All is not sweet, all is not sound.
001:01;532[U  ]| Giue me a looke, giue me a face,
001:01;532[U  ]| That$6@1$ makes simplicity a grace;
001:01;532[U  ]| Robes loosely flowing, haire as free:
001:01;532[U  ]| Such sweet neglect more taketh me,
001:01;532[U  ]| Then all the adulteries of art.
001:01;532[U  ]| They strike mine eyes, but not my heart.
001:01;532[D  ]| And I am, clearely, on$4$ the other side:  I loue a good dressing, before
001:01;532[D  ]| any beauty of the world.  O, a woman is, then, like$4$ a delicate garden;
001:01;532[D  ]| nor, is there one kind of it$6@2$:  she may varie, euery houre; take often
001:01;532[D  ]| counsell of her$2$ glasse, and chuse the best.  If she have good eares, show
001:01;532[D  ]| them; good haire, lay it$6@2$ out; good legges, weare short cloathes; a good
001:01;532[D  ]| hand, discouer it$6@2$ often; practise any art, to$9$ mend breath, clense teeth,
001:01;532[D  ]| repaire eye-browes, paint, and professe it$6@2$.
001:01;532[C  ]| How?  publiquely?
001:01;532[D  ]| The doing of it$6@2$, not the manner:  that$6@2$ must be priuate.  Many
001:01;532[D  ]| things, that$6@1$ seeme foule, in$4$ the doing, do please, done.  A lady
001:01;532[D  ]| should, indeede, study her$2$ face, when we$6@2$ thinke she sleepes:  nor, when
001:01;532[D  ]| the dores are shut, should men be inquiring; all is sacred within, then.
001:01;532[D  ]| Is it$6@1$ for$4$ us$6@2$ to$9$ see their perrukes put on$5$, their false teeth, their complexion,
001:01;532[D  ]| their eye-browes, their nayles?  you see guilders will$1$ not
001:01;532[D  ]| worke, but inclos'd.  They must not discouer, how little serues, with
001:01;532[D  ]| the helpe of art, to$9$ adorne a great deale.  How long did the canuas
001:01;532[D  ]| hang before Ald-gate?  were the people suffer'd, to$9$ see the Cities Loue
001:01;532[D  ]| and Charitie, while they were rude stone, before they were painted,
001:01;533[D  ]| and burnish'd?  no$7$:  No$2$ more should Seruants approach their Mistrisses,
001:01;533[D  ]| but when they are compleat, and finish'd.
001:01;533[C  ]| Well said, my TRVE-WIT.
001:01;533[D  ]| And a wise lady will$1$ keepe a guard alwaies upon$4$ the place, that$3$
001:01;533[D  ]| she may do things securely.  I once followed a rude fellow into a chamber,
001:01;533[D  ]| where the poore madame, for$4$ haste, and troubled, snatch'd at her$2$
001:01;533[D  ]| perruke, to$9$ couer her$2$ baldnesse:  and put it$6@2$ on$5$, the wrong way.
001:01;533[C  ]| O prodigie!
001:01;533[D  ]| And the vn-conscionable knaue helde her$6$ in$4$ complement an
001:01;533[D  ]| houre with that$6@2$ reuerst face, when I still look'd when she should talke
001:01;533[D  ]| from the the other side.
001:01;533[C  ]| Why?  thou shouldst have releiu'd her$6$.
001:01;533[D  ]| No$7$ faith, I let her$6$ alone, as we$6@2$ will$1$ let this argument, if you please,
001:01;533[D  ]| and passe to$4$ another.  When saw you DAVPHINE EVGENIE?
001:01;533[C  ]| Not these three daies.  Shall we$6@2$ go to$4$ him this morning?  he is
001:01;533[C  ]| very melancholique, I heare.
001:01;533[D  ]| Sicke of the vnckle?  is he?  I met that$6@2$ stiffe peece of formality,
001:01;533[D  ]| his vncle, yesterday, with a huge turbant of night-caps on$4$ his head, buckled
001:01;533[D  ]| ouer his eares.
001:01;533[C  ]| O, that$6@2$ is his custome when he walkes abroad.  He can endure
001:01;533[C  ]| no$2$ noise, man.
001:01;533[D  ]| So$5@2$ I have heard.  But is the disease so$5@1$ ridiculous in$4$ him as it$6@1$
001:01;533[D  ]| is made?  they say, he has beene upon$4$ diuers treaties with the Fish-wiues,
001:01;533[D  ]| and Orenge-women; and articles propounded betweene them:  mary
001:01;533[D  ]| the Chimney-sweepers will$1$ not be drawne in$5$.
001:01;533[C  ]| No$7$, nor the Broome-men:  they stand out stiffely.  He can not
001:01;533[C  ]| endure a Costard-monger, he swounes if he heare one.
001:01;533[D  ]| Me*thinkes, a Smith should be ominous.
001:01;533[C  ]| Or any Hammer-man.  A Brasier is not suffer'd to$9$ dwell in$4$ the
001:01;533[C  ]| parish, nor an Armorer.  He would have hang'd a Pewterers 'prentice once
001:01;533[C  ]| on$4$ a shroue-tuesdayes riot, for$4$ being of that$6@2$ trade, when the rest were
001:01;533[C  ]| quit.
001:01;533[D  ]| A Trumpet should fright him terribly, or the Hau'boyes.
001:01;533[C  ]| Out of his senses.  The Waights of the citie have a pension of
001:01;533[C  ]| him not to$9$ come nere that$6@2$ ward.  This youth practis'd on$4$ him, one night,
001:01;533[C  ]| like$4$ the Bell-man; and neuer left till he had brought him downe to$4$ the
001:01;533[C  ]| doore, with a long-sword:  and there left him flourishing with the ayre.
001:01;533[W  ]| Why, sir?  he hath chosen a street to$9$ lie in$5$, so$5@1$ narrow at both
001:01;533[W  ]| ends, that$3$ it$6@1$ will$1$ receive no$2$ coaches, nor carts, nor any of these common
001:01;533[W  ]| noyses:  and therefore, we$6@2$ that$6@1$ loue him, deuise to$9$ bring him such as we$6@2$
001:01;533[W  ]| may, now and then, for$4$ his exercise, to$9$ breath him.  He would growe
001:01;533[W  ]| restly else in$4$ his ease:  his vertue would rust without action.  I entreated a
001:01;533[W  ]| Beareward, one day, to$9$ come downe with the dogges of some foure parishes
001:01;533[W  ]| that$6@2$ way, and I thanke him he did; and cried his games vnder master MOROSES'S
001:01;533[W  ]| windore:  till he was sent crying away, with his head made a 
001:01;534[W  ]| most bleeding spectacle to$4$ the multitude.  And, another time, a Fencer,
001:01;534[W  ]| going to$4$ his prize, had his drum most tragically run through, for$4$ taking
001:01;534[W  ]| that$6@2$ street in$4$ his way, at my request.
001:01;534[D  ]| A good wag.  How do's he for$4$ the bells?
001:01;534[C  ]| O, in$4$ the Queenes time, he was wont to$9$ go out of towne euery
001:01;534[C  ]| satterday at ten a*clocke, or on$4$ holyday eues.  But now, by$4$ reason of
001:01;534[C  ]| the sickenesse, the perpetuitie of ringing has made him deuise a roome,
001:01;534[C  ]| with double walles, and treble seelings; the windores close shut, and
001:01;534[C  ]| calk'd:  and there he liues by$4$ candlelight.  He turn'd away a man,
001:01;534[C  ]| last weeke, for$4$ hauing a paire of new shooes that$6@1$ creak'd.  And his fellow
001:01;534[C  ]| waites on$4$ him, now, in$4$ tennis-court sockes, or slippers sol'd with
001:01;534[C  ]| wooll:  and they talke each to$4$ other, in$4$ a trunke.  See, who$6@1$ comes
001:01;534[C  ]| here.
001:02;534[B  ]| How now!  what ayle you sirs?  dumbe?
001:02;534[D  ]| Stroke into stone, almost, I am here, with talkes of thine
001:02;534[D  ]| vncle!  There was neuer such a prodigie heard of,
001:02;534[B  ]| I would you would once loose this subiect, my masters, for$4$ my
001:02;534[B  ]| sake.  They are such as you are, that$6@1$ have brought me into that$6@2$ predicament,
001:02;534[B  ]| I am, with him.
001:02;534[D  ]| How is that$6@2$?
001:02;534[B  ]| Mary, that$3$ he will$1$ dis-inherit me, no$2$ more.  He thinkes, I, and
001:02;534[B  ]| my company are authors of all the ridiculous acts and mon'ments are
001:02;534[B  ]| told of him.
001:02;534[D  ]| S'lid, I would be the author of more, to$9$ vexe him, that$6@2$ purpose
001:02;534[D  ]| deserues it$6@2$:  it$6@1$ giues thee law of plaguing him.  I will$1$ tell thee what I
001:02;534[D  ]| would do.  I would make a false almanacke; get it$6@2$ printed:  and then have
001:02;534[D  ]| him drawne out on$4$ a coronation day to$4$ the tower wharfe, and kill him
001:02;534[D  ]| with the noise of the ordinance.  Dis-inherit thee!  he can not, man.  Art
001:02;534[D  ]| not thou next of blood, and his sisters sonne?
001:02;534[B  ]| Aye, but he will$1$ thrust me out of it$6@2$, he vowes, and marry.
001:02;534[D  ]| How!  that$6@2$ is a more portent. Can he endure no$2$ noise, and will$1$
001:02;534[D  ]| venter on$4$ a wife?
001:02;534[C  ]| Yes, why thou art a stranger, it$6@1$ seemes, to$4$ his best tricke, yet.  He
001:02;534[C  ]| has imploid a fellow this halfe yeare, all ouer England, to$9$ hearken him out
001:02;534[C  ]| a dumbe woman; be she of any forme, or any quallitie, so$3$ she be able
001:02;534[C  ]| to$9$ beare children:  her$2$ silence is dowrie enough, he sayes.
001:02;534[D  ]| But, I trust to$4$ god, he has found none.
001:02;534[C  ]| No$7$, but he has heard of one that$6@1$ is lodg'd in$4$ the next street to$4$
001:02;534[C  ]| him, who$6@1$ is exceedingly soft spoken; thrifty of her$2$ speech; that$6@1$ spends
001:02;534[C  ]| but six words a day.  And her$6$ he is about now, and shall have her$6$.
001:02;535[D  ]| Is it$6@1$ possible!  who$6@2$ is his agent in$4$ the businesse?
001:02;535[C  ]| Mary a Barber; an honest fellow, one that$6@1$ tells DAVPHINE all
001:02;535[C  ]| here.
001:02;535[D  ]| Why, you oppresse me with wonder!  A woman, and a barber,
001:02;535[D  ]| and loue no$2$ noyse!
001:02;535[C  ]| Yes faith.  The fellow trimes him silently, and has not the
001:02;535[C  ]| knacke with his sheeres, or his fingers:  and that$6@2$ continence in$4$ a barber
001:02;535[C  ]| he thinkes so$5@1$ eminent a vertue, as it$6@1$ has made him chiefe of his
001:02;535[C  ]| councell.
001:02;535[D  ]| Is the barber to$9$ be seene?  or the wench?
001:02;535[C  ]| Yes, that$6@2$ they are.
001:02;535[D  ]| I pray thee, DAVPHINE, let us$6@2$ go thether.
001:02;535[B  ]| I have some businesse now:  I can not in*faith.
001:02;535[D  ]| You shall have no$2$ businesse shall make you neglect this, sir,
001:02;535[D  ]| we$6@2$ will$1$ make her$6$ talke, beleeue it$6@2$; or if she will$1$ not, we$6@2$ can giue out, at
001:02;535[D  ]| least so$5@1$ much as shall interrupt the treaty:  we$6@2$ will$1$ breake it$6@2$.  Thou art
001:02;535[D  ]| bound in$4$ conscience, when he suspects thee without cause, to$9$ torment
001:02;535[D  ]| him.
001:02;535[B  ]| Not I, by$4$ any meanes.  I will$1$ giue no$2$ suffrage to$4$ it$6@2$.  He shall neuer
001:02;535[B  ]| have that$6@2$ plea against me, that$3$ I oppos'd the least phant'sie of his.  Let it$6@2$ lye
001:02;535[B  ]| upon$4$ my starres to$9$ be guilty, I will$1$ be innocent.
001:02;535[D  ]| Yes, and be poore, and beg; do, innocent:  when some groome
001:02;535[D  ]| of his has got him an heire, or this barber, if he himselfe can not.  Innocent.
001:02;535[D  ]| I pray thee, NED, where lies she?  let him be Innocent, still.
001:02;535[C  ]| Why right ouer against the barbers; in$4$ the house, where sir IOHN DAW
001:02;535[C  ]| lies.
001:02;535[D  ]| You do not meane to$9$ confound me!
001:02;535[C  ]| Why?
001:02;535[D  ]| Dos he, that$6@1$ would marry her$6$, know so$5@1$ much?
001:02;535[C  ]| I can not tell.
001:02;535[D  ]| It$6@1$ were inough of imputation to$4$ her$6$, with him.
001:02;535[C  ]| Why?
001:02;535[D  ]| The onely talking sir in$4$ the towne!	IACK DAW!  if he teach
001:02;535[D  ]| her$6$ not to$9$ speake, God be with you.  I have some businesse too.
001:02;535[C  ]| Will$1$ you not go thether then?
001:02;535[D  ]| Not with the danger to$9$ meet DAW, for$4$ mine eares.
001:02;535[C  ]| Why?  I thought you two had beene upon$4$ very good termes.
001:02;535[D  ]| Yes, of keeping distance.
001:02;535[C  ]| They say he is a very good scholler.
001:02;535[D  ]| Aye, and he sayes it$6@2$ first.  A poxe on$4$ him, a fellow that$6@1$ pretends
001:02;535[D  ]| onely to$4$ learning, buyes titles, and nothing else of bookes in$4$ him.
001:02;535[C  ]| The world reports him to$9$ be very learned.
001:02;535[D  ]| I am sory, the world should so$5@2$ conspire to$9$ belye him.
001:02;535[C  ]| Good faith, I have heard very good things come from him.
001:02;535[D  ]| You may.  There is none so$5@1$ desperately ignorant to$9$ deny that$6@2$.
001:02;536[D  ]| would they were his owne.  god be with you, gentleman.
001:02;536[C  ]| This is very abrupt!
001:03;536[B  ]| Come, you are a strange open man, to$9$ tell euery*thing, thus.
001:03;536[C  ]| Why, beleeue it$6@2$ DAVPHINE, TRVE-WIT is a very honest
001:03;536[C  ]| fellow.
001:03;536[B  ]| I thinke no$2$ other:  but this franke nature of his is not for$4$ secrets.
001:03;536[B  ]|
001:03;536[C  ]| Nay then, you are mistaken DAVPHINE:  I know where he has
001:03;536[C  ]| beene well trusted, and discharg'd the trust very truely, and heartily.
001:03;536[B  ]| I contend not, NED, but, with the fewer a businesse is carried,
001:03;536[B  ]| it$6@1$ is euer the safer.  Now we$6@2$ are alone, if you will$1$ go thether, I am for$4$ you.
001:03;536[C  ]| When were you there?
001:03;536[B  ]| Last night:  and such a decameron of sport fallen out,  BOCCACE
001:03;536[B  ]| neuer thought of the like$2$.  DAW dos nothing but court her$6$; and the
001:03;536[B  ]| wrong way.  He would lie with her$6$, and prayses her$2$ modestie; desires
001:03;536[B  ]| that$3$ she would talke, and be free, and commends her$2$ silence in$4$ verses:
001:03;536[B  ]| which$6@1$ he reades, and sweares, are the best that$6@1$ euer man made.  Then
001:03;536[B  ]| railes at his fortunes, stampes, and mutines, why he is not made a counsellor,
001:03;536[B  ]| and call'd to$4$ affaires of state.
001:03;536[C  ]| I pray thee let us$6@2$ go.  I would faine partake this.  Some water,
001:03;536[C  ]| BOY.
001:03;536[B  ]| We$6@2$ are inuited to$4$ dinner together, he and I, by$4$ one that$6@1$ came
001:03;536[B  ]| thether to$4$ him, sir LA FOOLE.
001:03;536[C  ]| O, that$6@2$ is a precious mannikin.
001:03;536[B  ]| Do you know him?
001:03;536[C  ]| Aye, and he will$1$ know you too, if ere he saw you but once, though
001:03;536[C  ]| you should meet him at church in$4$ the midst of prayers.  He is one of the
001:03;536[C  ]| Braueries, though he be none of the Wits.  He will$1$ salute a iudge upon$4$ the
001:03;536[C  ]| bench, and bishop in$4$ the pulpit, a lawyer when he is pleading at the
001:03;536[C  ]| barre, and a lady when she is dauncing in$4$ a masque, and put her$6$ out.  He
001:03;536[C  ]| do's giue playes, and suppers, and inuites his guestes to$4$ them, aloud, out
001:03;536[C  ]| of his windore, as they ride by$5$ in$4$ coaches.  He has a lodging in$4$ the strand
001:03;536[C  ]| for$4$ the purpose:  or to$9$ watch when ladies are gone to$4$ the China houses,
001:03;536[C  ]| or the Exchange, that$3$ he may meete them by$4$ chance, and giue them
001:03;536[C  ]| persents, some two or three hundred pounds worth of toyes, to$9$ be laught
001:03;536[C  ]| at.  He is neuer without a spare banquet, or sweet-meats in$4$ his chamber,
001:03;536[C  ]| their women to$9$ alight at, and come up$5$ to$5$, for$4$ a bayt.
001:03;536[B  ]| Excellent!  He was a fine youth last night, but now he is much
001:03;536[B  ]| finer!  what is his christen name?  I have forgot.
001:03;536[C  ]| SIR AMOROVS LA FOOLE.
001:03;537[W  ]| The gentleman is here that$6@1$ owes that$6@2$ name.
001:03;537[C  ]| Hart, he is come, to$9$ inuite me to$4$ dinner, I hold my life.
001:03;537[B  ]| Like$5$ enough:  pray thee, let us$6@2$ have him up$5$.
001:03;537[C  ]| BOY, marshall him.
001:03;537[W  ]| With a truncheon, sir?
001:03;537[C  ]| Away, I beseech you.  I will$1$ make him tell us$6@2$ his pedegree, now;
001:03;537[C  ]| and what meat he has to$4$ dinner; and, who$6@1$ are his guestes; and, the
001:03;537[C  ]| whole course of his fortunes:  with a breath.
001:04;537[G  ]| S'aue, deare, sir DAVPHUINE, honor'd master CLERIMONT.
001:04;537[C  ]| Sir AMOROVS!  you have very much honested my
001:04;537[C  ]| lodging, with your presence.
001:04;537[G  ]| Good faith, it$6@1$ is a fine lodging!  almost, as delicate a lodging, as
001:04;537[G  ]| mine.
001:04;537[C  ]| Not so$5@2$, sir.
001:04;537[G  ]| Excuse me, sir, if it$6@1$ were in$4$ the Strand, I assure you.  I am come,
001:04;537[G  ]| master CLERIMONT, to$9$ entreat you wait upon$4$ two or three ladies, to$4$
001:04;537[G  ]| dinner, to*day.
001:04;537[C  ]| How, sir!  wait upon$4$ them?  did you euer see me carry dishes?
001:04;537[G  ]| No$7$, sir, dispence with me; I meant, to$9$ beare them company.
001:04;537[C  ]| O, that$6@2$ I will$1$, sir:  the doubtfulnesse of your phrase, beleeue it$6@2$,
001:04;537[C  ]| sir, would breed you a quarrell, once an houre, with the terrible boyes, if
001:04;537[C  ]| you should keepe them fellowship a day.
001:04;537[G  ]| It$6@1$ should be extreamely against my will$0$, sir, if I contested with
001:04;537[G  ]| any man.
001:04;537[C  ]| I beleeue it$6@2$, sir; where hold you your feast?
001:04;537[G  ]| At TOM OTTERS, sir.
001:04;537[B  ]| TOM OTTER?  what is he?
001:04;537[G  ]| Captaine OTTER, sir; he is a kind of gamster, but he has had
001:04;537[G  ]| command, both by$4$ sea, and by$4$ land.
001:04;537[B  ]| O, then he is 7animal 7amphibium?
001:04;537[G  ]| Aye, sir:  his wife was the rich China-woman, that$6@1$ the courtiers visited
001:04;537[G  ]| so$5@1$ often; that$6@1$ gaue the rare entertainement.  She commands all at home.
001:04;537[C  ]| Then, she is captaine OTTER?
001:04;537[G  ]| You say very well, sir:  she is my kinswoman, a LA-FOOLE by$4$
001:04;537[G  ]| the mother side, and will$1$ inuite, any great ladies, for$4$ my sake.
001:04;537[B  ]| Not of the LA-FOOLES of Essex?
001:04;537[G  ]| No$7$, sir, the LA-FOOLES of London.
001:04;537[C  ]| Now, he is in$5$.
001:04;537[G  ]| They all come out of our$6@2$ house, the LA-FOOLES of the north,  
001:04;537[G  ]| the LA-FOOLES of the west, the LA-FOOLES of the east, and south -- we$6@2$
001:04;538[G  ]| are as ancient a family, as any is in$4$ Europe -- but I my*self am descended
001:04;538[G  ]| lineally of the French LA-FOOLES -- and, we$6@2$ do beare our$6@2$ coat yellow,
001:04;538[G  ]| or #Or, checker'd Azure, and Gules, and some three or foure coulors more,
001:04;538[G  ]| which$6@1$ is a very noted coat, and has, sometimes, beene solemnly worne
001:04;538[G  ]| by$4$ diuers nobility of our$6@2$ house -- but let that$6@2$ go, antiquity is not respected
001:04;538[G  ]| now -- I had a brace of fat does sent me, gentlemen, and halfe a dosen
001:04;538[G  ]| of phesants, a dosen or two of godwits, and some other foule, which$6@1$
001:04;538[G  ]| I would have eaten, while they are good, and in$4$ good company -- there
001:04;538[G  ]| will$1$ be a great lady, or two, my lady HAVGHTY, my lady CENTAVRE,
001:04;538[G  ]| mistris DOL MAVIS -- and they come on$4$ purpose, to$9$ see the silent gentle-woman,
001:04;538[G  ]| mistris EPICOENE, that$6@1$ honest sir IOHN DAW has promis'd to$9$
001:04;538[G  ]| bring thether -- and then mistris TRVSTY, my ladies woman, will$1$ be
001:04;538[G  ]| there too, and this honorable knight, sir DAVPHINE, with your*selfe,
001:04;538[G  ]| master CLERIMONT -- and we$6@2$ will$1$ be very merry, and have fidlers, and
001:04;538[G  ]| daunce -- I have bene a mad wag, in$4$ my time, and have spent some crownes
001:04;538[G  ]| since I was a page in$4$ court, to$4$ my lord LOFTY, and after, my ladies gentleman
001:04;538[G  ]| vsher, who$6@1$ got me knighted in$4$ Ireland, since it$6@1$ pleas'd my elder
001:04;538[G  ]| brother to$9$ die -- I had a faire a gold Ierkin on$4$ that$6@2$ day, as any was worne
001:04;538[G  ]| in$4$ the Iland-voyage, or at Caliz, none disprais'd, and I came ouer in$4$ it$6@2$ hither,
001:04;538[G  ]| show'd my*selfe to$4$ my friends, in$4$ court, and after went downe to$4$
001:04;538[G  ]| my tenants, in$4$ the countrey, and suruai'd my lands, let new leases, tooke
001:04;538[G  ]| their money, spent it$6@2$ in$4$ the eye of the land here, upon$4$ ladies -- and now I
001:04;538[G  ]| can take up$5$ at my pleasure.
001:04;538[B  ]| Can you take up$5$ ladies, sir?
001:04;538[C  ]| O, let him breath, he has not recouer'd.
001:04;538[B  ]| Would I were your halfe, in$4$ that$6@2$ commodity.
001:04;538[C  ]| No$7$, sir, excuse me:  I meant money, which$6@1$ can take up$5$ any*thing.
001:04;538[C  ]| I have another guest, or two, to$9$ inuite, and say as much to$5$, Gentlemen.
001:04;538[C  ]| I will$1$ take my leaue abruptly, in$4$ hope you will$1$ not faile -- Your
001:04;538[C  ]| seruant.
001:04;538[B  ]| We$6@2$ will$1$ not faile you, sir precious LAFOOLE; but she shall,
001:04;538[B  ]| that$6@1$ your ladies come to$9$ see:  if I have credit, afore sir DAW.
001:04;538[C  ]| Did you euer heare such a wind-sucker, as this?
001:04;538[B  ]| Or, such a rooke, as the other!  that$6@1$ will$1$ betray his mistris, to$9$ be
001:04;538[B  ]| seene.  Come, it$6@1$ is time, we$6@2$ preuented it$6@2$.
001:04;538[C  ]| Go.
002:01;000@@@@@|
002:01;538[A  ]| Can not I, yet, finde out a more compendious method, then by$4$
002:01;538[A  ]| this trunke, to$9$ saue my seruants the labour of speech, and mine
002:01;538[A  ]| eares, the discord of sounds?  Let me see:  all discourses, but mine
002:01;538[A  ]| owne, afflict me, they seeme harshe, impertinent, and irkesome.  Is it$6@1$ not
002:01;539[A  ]| possible, that$3$ thou should'st answer me, by$4$ signes, and, I apprehend thee,
002:01;539[A  ]| fellow?  speake not, though I question you.  You have taken the ring, off
002:01;539[A  ]| from the street dore, as I bad you?  answere me not, by$4$ speech, but by$4$ silence;
002:01;539[A  ]| vnlesse, it$6@1$ be otherwise (--) 
002:01;539['  ]| At the breaches, still the fellow makes legs:  or signes.
002:01;539[A  ]| very good. And, you have fastened
002:01;539[A  ]| on$5$ a thicke quilt, or flockbed, on$4$ the out-side of the dore; that$3$ if they
002:01;539[A  ]| knocke with their daggers, or with brickbats, they can make no$2$ noise?
002:01;539[A  ]| but with your legge, your answer, vnlesse it$6@1$ be otherwise, (--) 
002:01;539[A  ]| very good.
002:01;539[A  ]| This is not, onley, fit modestie in$4$ a seruant, but good state, and discretion
002:01;539[A  ]| in$4$ a master.  And you have been with CVTBERD, the barber, to$9$ have him
002:01;539[A  ]| come to$4$ me? (--) 
002:01;539[A  ]| good.  And, he will$1$ come presently?  answere me not but
002:01;539[A  ]| with your legge, vnlesse it$6@1$ be otherwise:  if it$6@1$ be otherwise, shake your
002:01;539[A  ]| head, or shrug. (--) 
002:01;539[A  ]| So$5@2$.  Your Italian, and Spaniard, are wise in$4$ these!  and it$6@1$
002:01;539[A  ]| is, a frugall, and comely grauity.  How long will$1$ it$6@1$ be, ere CVTBERD
002:01;539[A  ]| come?  stay, if an houre, hold up$5$ you whole hand; if halfe an houre, two
002:01;539[A  ]| fingers; if a quarter, one; (--) 
002:01;539[A  ]| good:  halfe a quarter?  it$6@1$ is well.  And have
002:01;539[A  ]| you giuen him a key, to$9$ come in$5$ without knocking? (--)  
002:01;539[A  ]| good.  And, is the
002:01;539[A  ]| lock oyld, and the hinges, to*day?  (--) 
002:01;539[A  ]| good.  And the quilting of the staires
002:01;539[A  ]| no*where worne out, and bare?  (--) 
002:01;539[A  ]| very good.  I see, by$4$ much doctrine, and
002:01;539[A  ]| impulsion, it$6@1$ may be effected:  stand by$5$.  The Turke, in$4$ this diuine discipline,
002:01;539[A  ]| is admirable, exceeding all the potentates of the earth; still waited
002:01;539[A  ]| on$5$ by$4$ mutes; and all his commands so$5@2$ executed; yea, euen in$4$ the warre,
002:01;539[A  ]| (as I have heard) and in$4$ his marches, most of his chardges, and directions,
002:01;539[A  ]| giuen by$4$ signes, and with silence:  and exquisite art!  and I am heartely
002:01;539[A  ]| asham'd, and angry oftentimes, that$3$ the Princes of Christendome,
002:01;539[A  ]| should suffer a Barbarian, to$9$ transcend them in$4$ so$5@1$ high a point of felicity.
002:01;539[A  ]| I will$1$ practise it$6@2$, hereafter.  
002:01;539['  ]| One windes a horne without.  
002:01;539[A  ]| How now?  o!  o!  what villaine?  what prodigie
002:01;539[A  ]| of mankinde is that$6@2$?  looke.  
002:01;539['  ]| Againe.  
002:01;539[A  ]| O!  cut his throate, cut his throat:
002:01;539[A  ]| what murderer, hell-hound, diuell can this be?
002:01;539[W  ]| It$6@1$ is a post from the court --
002:01;539[A  ]| Out rogue, and must thou blow thy horne, too?
002:01;539[W  ]| Alasse, it$6@1$ is a post from the court, sir, that$6@1$ sayes, he must speake
002:01;539[W  ]| you, paine of death --
002:01;539[A  ]| Payne of thy life, be silent.
002:02;539[D  ]| By$4$ your leaue, sir, I am a stranger here:  is your name, master MOROSE?
002:02;539[D  ]| is your name, master MOROSE?  fishes!  Pythagoreans all?
002:02;539[D  ]| this is strange.  What say you, sir, nothing?  Has HARPOCRATES
002:02;539[D  ]| beene here, with his club, among you?  well sir, I will$1$ beleeue you to$9$
002:02;539[D  ]| be the man, at this time:  I will$1$ venter upon$4$ you, sir.  Your friends at
002:02;539[D  ]| court commend them to$4$ you, sir --
002:02;539[A  ]| (O men!  O manners!  was there euer such an impudence?)
002:02;540[D  ]| And are extremely sollicitous for$4$ you, sir.
002:02;540[A  ]| Whose knaue are you!
002:02;540[D  ]| Mine owne knaue, and your compere, sir.
002:02;540[A  ]| Fetch me my sword --
002:02;540[D  ]| You shall taste, the one halfe of my dagger, if you do (groome)
002:02;540[D  ]| and you, the other, if you stirre, sir:  be patient, I charge you, in$4$ the kings
002:02;540[D  ]| name, and heare me without insurrection.  They say, you are to$9$ marry?
002:02;540[D  ]| to$9$ marry!  do you marke, sir?
002:02;540[A  ]| How then, rude companion!
002:02;540[D  ]| Marry, your friends do wonder, sir, the Thames being so$5@1$ neere,
002:02;540[D  ]| wherein you may drowne, so$5@1$ handsomely; or London-bridge, at a low
002:02;540[D  ]| fall, with a fine leape, to$9$ hurry you downe the streame; or, such a delicate
002:02;540[D  ]| steeple, in$4$ the towne, as Bow, to$9$ vault from; or, a brauer height, as
002:02;540[D  ]| Pauls; or, if you affected to$9$ do it$6@2$ nearer home, and a shorter way, an
002:02;540[D  ]| excellent garret window, into the street; or, a beame, in$4$ the said garret,
002:02;540[D  ]| with this halter,
002:02;540['  ]| He shewes him a halter.
002:02;540[D  ]| which$6@1$ they have sent, and desire, that$3$ you would sooner
002:02;540[D  ]| commit your graue head to$4$ this knot, then to$4$ the wedlocke
002:02;540[D  ]| nooze; or, take a little sublimate, and go out of the world, like$4$ a rat;
002:02;540[D  ]| or, a flye (as one said) with a straw in$4$ your arse:  any way, rather,
002:02;540[D  ]| then to$9$ follow this goblin matrimony.  Alasse, sir, do you euer thinke
002:02;540[D  ]| to$9$ finde a chaste wife, in$4$ these times?  now?  when there are so$5@1$ many
002:02;540[D  ]| masques, playes, puritane parlee's, madfolkes, and other strange sights
002:02;540[D  ]| to$9$ be seene, dayly, priuate and publique?  if you had liu'd, in$4$ king ETHELRED's
002:02;540[D  ]| time, or EDWARD the Confessor's, you might, perhaps, have
002:02;540[D  ]| found in$4$ some cold countrey hamlet, then, a dull, frostie wench, would
002:02;540[D  ]| have beene contented with one man:  now, they will$1$ as soone be pleas'd
002:02;540[D  ]| with one leg, or one eye.  I will$1$ tell you, sir, the monstrous hazards you
002:02;540[D  ]| shall runne with a wife.
002:02;540[A  ]| Good sir, have I euer cosen'd, any friends of yours, of their
002:02;540[A  ]| land?  bought their possessions?  taken forfeit of their morgage?  beg'd a
002:02;540[A  ]| reuersion from them?  bastarded their issue?  what have I done, that$3$ may
002:02;540[A  ]| deserue this?
002:02;540[D  ]| Nothing, sir, that$6@1$ I know, but your itch of marriage.
002:02;540[A  ]| Why?  if I had made an assassinate upon$4$ your father; vitiated
002:02;540[A  ]| your mother:  rauished your sisters --
002:02;540[D  ]| I would kill you, sir, I would kill you, if you had.
002:02;540[A  ]| Why?  you do more in$4$ this, sir:  it$6@1$ were a vengeance centuple,
002:02;540[A  ]| for$4$ all facinorous acts, that$6@1$ could be nam'd, to$9$ do that$6@2$ you do --
002:02;540[D  ]| Alasse, sir, I am but a messenger:  I but tell you, what you must
002:02;540[D  ]| heare.  It$6@1$ seemes, your friends are carefull after your soules health, sir,
002:02;540[D  ]| and would have you know the danger (but you may do your pleasure,
002:02;540[D  ]| for$4$ all them, I perswade not, sir) if, after you are married, your wife do
002:02;540[D  ]| run away with a vaulter, or the Frenchman, that$6@1$ walkes upon$4$ ropes, or
002:02;540[D  ]| him that$6@1$ daunces the jig, or a fencer, for$4$ his skill at his weapon, why it$6@1$ is
002:02;540[D  ]| not their fault; they have discharged their consciences:  when you know
002:02;541[D  ]| what may happen.  Nay, suffer valiantly, sir, for$3$ I must tell you, all the
002:02;541[D  ]| perills that$6@1$ you are obnoxious to$5$.  If she be faire, yong, and vegetous,
002:02;541[D  ]| no$2$ sweet meats euer drew more flies; all the yellow doublets, and great
002:02;541[D  ]| roses in$4$ the towne will$1$ be there.  If foule, and crooked, she will$1$ be with
002:02;541[D  ]| them, and buy those doublets and roses, sir.  If rich, and that$3$ you marry
002:02;541[D  ]| her$2$ dowry, not her$6$; she will$1$ raigne in$4$ your house, as imperious as a widow.
002:02;541[D  ]| If noble, all her$2$ kindred will$1$ be your tyrannes.  If fruitfull, as proud as
002:02;541[D  ]| May, and humorous as April; she must have her$2$ doctors, her$2$ midwiues,
002:02;541[D  ]| her$2$ nurses, her$2$ longings euery houre:  though it$6@1$ be for$4$ the dearest morsell
002:02;541[D  ]| of man.  If learned, there was neuer such a parrat; all your patrimony
002:02;541[D  ]| will$1$ be too little for$4$ the guests, that$6@1$ must be inuited, to$9$ heare her$6$ speake
002:02;541[D  ]| Latine and Greeke:  and you must lie with her$6$ in$4$ those languages too, if you
002:02;541[D  ]| will$1$ please her$6$.  If precise, you must feast all the silenc'd brethren, once in$4$
002:02;541[D  ]| three daies; salute the sisters; entertaine the whole family, or wood of
002:02;541[D  ]| them; and heare long-winded exercises, singings, and catechisings, which$6@1$
002:02;541[D  ]| you are not giuen to$5$, and yet must giue for$5$:  to$9$ please the zealous matron
002:02;541[D  ]| your wife, who$6@1$, for$4$ the holy cause, will$1$ cosen you, ouer and aboue.
002:02;541[D  ]| You beginne to$9$ sweat, sir?  but this is not halfe, in*faith:  you may do your
002:02;541[D  ]| pleasure notwithstanding, as I said before, I come not to$9$ perswade you.
002:02;541['  ]| The Mute is stealing away.
002:02;541[D  ]| upon$4$ my faith, master seruingman, if you do stirre, I will$1$ beat you.
002:02;541[A  ]| O, what is my sinne!  what is my sinne?
002:02;541[D  ]| Then, if you loue your wife, or rather, dote on$4$ her$6$, sir:  o, how
002:02;541[D  ]| she will$1$ torture you!  and take pleasure in$4$ your torments!  you shall lye with
002:02;541[D  ]| her$6$ but when she lists; she will$1$ not hurt her$2$ beauty, her$2$ complexion; or
002:02;541[D  ]| it$6@1$ must be for$4$ the iewell, or that$6@2$ pearle, when she do's; euery halfe houres
002:02;541[D  ]| pleasure must be bought anew:  and with the same paine, and charge, you
002:02;541[D  ]| woo'd her$6$ at first.  Then, you must keepe what seruants she please; what
002:02;541[D  ]| company she will$1$; that$6@2$ friend must not visit you without her$2$ licence;
002:02;541[D  ]| and him she loues most she will$1$ seeme to$9$ hate eagerliest, to$9$ decline your
002:02;541[D  ]| ielousie; or, faigne to$9$ be ielous of you first; and for$4$ that$6@2$ cause go liue
002:02;541[D  ]| with her$2$ she-friend, or cosen at the colledge, that$6@1$ can instruct her$6$ in$4$ all
002:02;541[D  ]| the mysteries, of writing letters, corrupting seruants, taming spies; where
002:02;541[D  ]| she must have that$6@2$ rich goune for$4$ such a great day; a new one for$4$ the
002:02;541[D  ]| next; a richer for$4$ the third; be seru'd in$4$ siluer; have the chamber fill'd
002:02;541[D  ]| with a succession of groomes, foot-men, vshers, and other messengers;
002:02;541[D  ]| besides embroyderers, iewellers, tyre-women, sempsters, fether-men, perfumers;
002:02;541[D  ]| while she feeles not how the land drops away; nor the acres
002:02;541[D  ]| melt; nor forsees the change, when the mercer has your woods for$4$ her$2$
002:02;541[D  ]| veluets; neuer weighes what her$2$ pride costs, sir:  so$3$ she may kisse a page,
002:02;541[D  ]| or a smoth chinne, that$6@1$ has the despaire of a beard; be a states-woman,
002:02;541[D  ]| know all the newes, what was done at Salisbury, what at the Bath, what
002:02;541[D  ]| at court, what in$4$ progresse; or, so$3$ she may censure poets, and authors,
002:02;541[D  ]| and stiles, and compare them, DANIEL with SPENSER, IONSON with
002:02;541[D  ]| the tother youth, and so$5@2$ foorth; or, be thought cunning in$4$ controuersies,
002:02;541[D  ]| or the very knots of diuinitie; and have, often in$4$ her$2$ mouth, the state of
002:02;542[D  ]| the question:  and then skip to$4$ the Mathematiques, and demonstration
002:02;542[D  ]| and answere, in$4$ religion to$4$ one; in$4$ state, to$4$ another, in$4$ baud'ry to$4$ a third.
002:02;542[A  ]| O, O!
002:02;542[D  ]| All this is very true, sir.  And then her$2$ going in$4$ disguise to$4$ that$6@2$
002:02;542[D  ]| coniurer, and this cunning woman:  where the first question is, how soone
002:02;542[D  ]| you shall die?  next, if her$2$ present seruant loue her$6$?  next that$3$, if she shall
002:02;542[D  ]| have a new seruant?  and how many?  which$6@2$ of her$2$ family would make
002:02;542[D  ]| the best baud, male, or female?  what precedence she shall have by$4$ her$2$
002:02;542[D  ]| next match?  and sets downe the answers, and beleeues them aboue the
002:02;542[D  ]| scriptures.  Nay, perhaps she will$1$ study the art.
002:02;542[A  ]| Gentle sir, have you done?  have you had your pleasure of me?  I will$1$
002:02;542[A  ]| thinke of these things.
002:02;542[D  ]| Yes sir:  and then comes reeking home of vapor and sweat, with
002:02;542[D  ]| going afoot, and lies in$5$, a moneth, of a new face, all oyle, and birdlime; and
002:02;542[D  ]| rises in$4$ asses milke, and is clens'd with a new fucus:  god be with you, sir.  One
002:02;542[D  ]| thing more (which$6@1$ I had almost forgot.)  This too, with whom you are to$9$
002:02;542[D  ]| marry, may have made a conuayance of her$2$ virginity afore hand, as your
002:02;542[D  ]| wife widdowes do of their states, before they marry, in$4$ trust to$4$ some
002:02;542[D  ]| friend, sir:  who$6@2$ can tell?  or if she have not done it$6@2$ yet, she may do, upon$4$
002:02;542[D  ]| the wedding day, or the night before, and antidate you cuckold. The
002:02;542[D  ]| like$2$ has beene heard of, in$4$ nature.  It$6@1$ is no$2$ deuis'd impossible thing, sir.
002:02;542[D  ]| God be with you:  I will$1$ be bold to$9$ leaue this rope with you, sir, for$4$ a remembrance.
002:02;542[D  ]| Farewell MVTE.
002:02;542[A  ]| Come, have me to$4$ my chamber:  but first shut the dore.
002:02;542['  ]| The horne againe.
002:02;542[A  ]| O, shut 
002:02;542[A  ]| the dore, shut the dore:  Is he come againe?
002:02;542[I  ]| It$6@1$ is I, sir, your barber.
002:02;542[A  ]| O CVTBERD, CVTBERD, CVTBERD!  here has bin a cut-throate
002:02;542[A  ]| with me:  helpe me in$5$ to$4$ my bed, and giue me physicke with thy counsell.
002:03;542[F  ]| Nay, if she will$1$, let her$6$ refuse, at her$2$ owne charges:  it$6@1$ is nothing
002:03;542[F  ]| to$4$ me, gentlemen.  But she will$1$ not be inuited to$4$ the like$2$ feats,
002:03;542[F  ]| or guests, euery day.
002:03;542[C  ]| O, by$4$ no$2$ meanes, she may not refuse --
002:03;542['  ]| They dissuade her$6$, priuately.
002:03;542[C  ]| to$9$ stay at home, if you
002:03;542[C  ]| loue your reputation:  'Slight, you are inuited thither on$4$ purpose to$9$ be
002:03;542[C  ]| seene, and laught at by$4$ the lady of the colledge, and her$2$ shadowes.  This
002:03;542[C  ]| trumpeter hath proclaim'd you.
002:03;542[B  ]| You shall not go; let him be laught at in$4$ your steade, for$4$ not
002:03;542[B  ]| bringing you:  and put him to$4$ his extemporall faculty of fooling, and talking
002:03;542[B  ]| loud to$9$ satisfie the company.
002:03;542[C  ]| He will$1$ suspect us$6@2$, talke aloud.  'Pray' mistris EPICOENE, let us$6@2$ see
002:03;543[C  ]| your verses; we$6@2$ have sir IOHN DAW's leaue:  do not conceale your seruants
002:03;543[C  ]| merit, and your owne glories.
002:03;543[E  ]| They will$1$ proue my seruants glories, if you have his leaue so$5@1$ soone.
002:03;543[B  ]| His vaine glories, lady!
002:03;543[F  ]| Shew them, shew them, mistris, I dare owne them.
002:03;543[E  ]| Iudge you, what glories?
002:03;543[F  ]| Nay, I will$1$ read them my*selfe, too:  an author must recite his
002:03;543[F  ]| owne workes.  It$6@1$ is a madrigall of modestie.
002:03;543[F  ]| Modest, and faire, for$3$ faire and good are neere
002:03;543[F  ]| Neighbours, how ere. -- 
002:03;543[B  ]| Very good.
002:03;543[C  ]| Aye, Is it$6@1$ not?
002:03;543[F  ]| No$2$ noble vertue euer was alone,
002:03;543[F  ]| But two in$4$ one.
002:03;543[B  ]| Excellent!
002:03;543[C  ]| That$6@2$ againe, I pray sir IOHN.
002:03;543[B  ]| It$6@1$ has some*thing in$4$ it$6@2$ like$4$ rare wit, and sense.
002:03;543[C  ]| Peace.
002:03;543[F  ]| No$2$ noble vertue euer was alone,
002:03;543[F  ]| But two in$4$ one.
002:03;543[F  ]| Then, when I praise sweet modestie, I praise
002:03;543[F  ]| Bright beauties raies:
002:03;543[F  ]| And hauing prais'd both beauty and modestee,
002:03;543[F  ]| I have prais'd thee.
002:03;543[B  ]| Admirable!
002:03;543[C  ]| How it$6@1$ chimes, and cries tinke in$4$ the close, diuinely!
002:03;543[B  ]| Aye, it$6@1$ is SENECA.
002:03;543[C  ]| No$7$, I thinke it$6@1$ is PLVTARCH.
002:03;543[F  ]| The dor on$4$ PLVTARCH, and SENECA, I hate it$6@2$:  they are mine
002:03;543[F  ]| owne imaginations, by$4$ that$6@2$ light.  I wonder those fellowes have such credit
002:03;543[F  ]| with gentlemen!
002:03;543[C  ]| They are very graue authors.
002:03;543[F  ]| Graue asses!  meere Essaists!  a few loose sentences, and that$6@2$ is all.
002:03;543[F  ]| A man would talke so$5@2$, his whole age, I do vtter as good things euery
002:03;543[F  ]| houre, if they were collected, and obseru'd, as either of them.
002:03;543[B  ]| Indeede!  sir IOHN?
002:03;543[C  ]| He must needs, liuing among the Wits, and Braueries too.
002:03;543[B  ]| Aye, and being president of them, as he is.
002:03;543[F  ]| There is ARISTOTLE, a mere common place-fellow; PLATO, a
002:03;543[F  ]| discourser; THVCIDIDES, and LIVIE, tedious and drie; TACITVS, an
002:03;543[F  ]| entire knot:  sometimes worth the vntying very seldome.
002:03;543[C  ]| What do you think of the Poets, sir IOHN?
002:03;543[F  ]| Not worthy to$9$ be nam'd for$4$ authors.  HOMER, an old tedious
002:03;543[F  ]| prolixe asse, talkes of curriers, and chines of beefe.  VIRGIL, of dunging
002:03;543[F  ]| of land, and bees.  HORACE, of I know not what.
002:03;543[C  ]| I thinke so$5@2$.
002:03;544[F  ]| And so$5@2$ PINDARVS, LYCOPHRON, ANACREON, CATVLLVS,
002:03;544[F  ]| SENECA the trago*edian, LVCAN, PROPERTIVS, TIBVLLVS, MARTIAL,
002:03;544[F  ]| IVVENAL, AVSONIVS, STATIVS, POLITIAN, VALERIVS FLACCVS,
002:03;544[F  ]| and the rest --
002:03;544[C  ]| What a sacke full of their names he has got!
002:03;544[B  ]| And how he poures them out!  POLITIAN, and VALERIVS FLACCVS!
002:03;544[C  ]| Was not the character right, of him?
002:03;544[B  ]| As could be made, in*faith.
002:03;544[F  ]| And PERSIVS, a crabbed cockescombe, not to$9$ be endur'd.
002:03;544[B  ]| Why?  whom do you account for$4$ authors, sir IOHN DAW?
002:03;544[F  ]| 7Syntagma 7Iuris 7ciuilis, 7Corpus 7Iuris 7ciuilis, 7Corpus 7Iuris 7canonici, the
002:03;544[F  ]| King of Spaines bible.
002:03;544[B  ]| Is the King of Spaines bible an author?
002:03;544[C  ]| Yes, and Syntagma.
002:03;544[B  ]| What was that$6@2$ Syntagma, sir?
002:03;544[F  ]| A ciuill lawer, a Spaniard.
002:03;544[B  ]| Sure, Corpus was a Dutch-man.
002:03;544[C  ]| Aye, both the Corpusses, I knew them:  they were very corpulent authors.
002:03;544[F  ]| And, then there is VATABLVS, POMPONATIVS, SYMANCHA,
002:03;544[F  ]| the other are not to$9$ be receiu'd, within the thought of a scholler.
002:03;544[B  ]| Fore god, you have a simple learn'd seruant, lady, in$4$ titles.
002:03;544[C  ]| I wonder that$3$ he is not called to$4$ the helme, and made a councellor!
002:03;544[C  ]|
002:03;544[B  ]| He is one extraordinary.
002:03;544[C  ]| Nay, but in$4$ ordinarie!  to$9$ say truth, the state wants such.
002:03;544[B  ]| Why, that$6@2$ will$1$ follow.
002:03;544[C  ]| I muse, a mistris can be so$5@1$ silent to$4$ the dotes of such a seruant.
002:03;544[F  ]| It$6@1$ is her$2$ vertue, sir.  I have written somewhat of her$2$ silence too.
002:03;544[B  ]| In$4$ verse, sir IOHN?
002:03;544[C  ]| What else?
002:03;544[B  ]| Why?  how can you iustifie your owne being of a Poet, that$6@1$
002:03;544[B  ]| so$5@1$ slight all the old Poets?
002:03;544[F  ]| Why?  euery man, that$6@1$ writes in$4$ verse, is not a Poet; you have of
002:03;544[F  ]| the Wits, that$6@1$ write verses, and yet are no$2$ Poets:  they are Poets that$6@1$ liue by$4$
002:03;544[F  ]| it$6@2$, the poore fellowes that$6@1$ liue by$4$ it$6@2$.
002:03;544[B  ]| Why?  would not you liue by$4$ your verses, sir IOHN.
002:03;544[C  ]| No$7$, it$6@1$ were pittie he should.  A knight liue by$4$ his verses?  he did
002:03;544[C  ]| not make them to$4$ that$6@2$ ende, I hope.
002:03;544[B  ]| And yet the noble SIDNEY liues by$4$ his, and the noble family
002:03;544[B  ]| not asham'd.
002:03;544[C  ]| Aye, he profest himselfe; but sir IOHN DAW has more caution:
002:03;544[C  ]| he will$1$ not hinder his owne rising in$4$ the state so$5@1$ much!  do you thinke he
002:03;544[C  ]| will$1$?  Your verses, good sir IOHN, and no$2$ poems.
002:03;544[F  ]| Silence in$4$ woman, is like$4$ speech in$4$ man,
002:03;544[F  ]| Deny it$6@2$ who$6@1$ can.
002:03;545[B  ]| Not I, beleeue it$6@2$:  your reason, sir.
002:03;545[F  ]| Nor, is it$6@1$ a tale,
002:03;545[F  ]| That$3$ female vice should be a vertue male,
002:03;545[F  ]| Or masculine vice, a female vertue be:
002:03;545[F  ]| You shall it$6@2$ see
002:03;545[F  ]| Prou'd with increase,
002:03;545[F  ]| I know to$9$ speake, and she to$9$ hold her$2$ peace.
002:03;545[F  ]| Do you conceiue me, gentlemen?
002:03;545[B  ]| No$7$ faith, how meane you with increase, sir IOHN?
002:03;545[F  ]| Why, with increase is, when I court her$6$ for$4$ the common cause of
002:03;545[F  ]| mankind; and she sayes nothing, but 7consentire 7videtur:  and in$4$ time is
002:03;545[F  ]| 7grauida.
002:03;545[B  ]| Then, this is a ballad of procreation?
002:03;545[C  ]| A madrigall of procreation, you mistake.
002:03;545[E  ]| 'Pray giue me my verses againe, seruant.
002:03;545[F  ]| If you you will$1$ aske them aloud, you shall.
002:03;545[C  ]| See, here is TRVE-WIT againe!
002:04;545[C  ]| Where hast thou beene, in$4$ the name of madnesse!  thus accoutred
002:04;545[C  ]| with thy horne?
002:04;545[D  ]| Where the sound of it$6@2$ might have pierc'd your
002:04;545[D  ]| sense, with gladness, had you beene in$4$ eare-reach of it$6@2$.  DAVPHINE, fall
002:04;545[D  ]| downe and worship me:  I have forbid the banes, lad.  I have been with
002:04;545[D  ]| thy vertuous vncle, and have broke the match.
002:04;545[B  ]| You have not, I hope.
002:04;545[D  ]| Yes faith; if thou shouldst hope otherwise, I should repent
002:04;545[D  ]| me:  this horne got me entrance, kisse it$6@2$.  I had no$2$ other way to$9$ get in$5$,
002:04;545[D  ]| but by$4$ faining to$9$ be a post; but when I got in$5$ once, I prou'd none, but
002:04;545[D  ]| rather the contrary, turn'd him into a post, or a stone, or what is stiffer,
002:04;545[D  ]| with thundring into him the incommodities of a wife, and the miseries
002:04;545[D  ]| of marriage.  If euer GORGON were seene in$4$ the shape of a woman, he
002:04;545[D  ]| hath seene her$6$ in$4$ my description.  I have put him off of that$6@2$ sent, for*euer.
002:04;545[D  ]| Why do you not applaud, and adore me, sirs?  why stand you mute?  Are
002:04;545[D  ]| you stupid?  you are not worthy of the benefit.
002:04;545[B  ]| Did not I tell you?  mischiefe!  --
002:04;545[C  ]| I would you had plac'd this benefit somewhere else.
002:04;545[D  ]| Why so$5@2$?
002:04;545[C  ]| Slight, you have done the most inconsiderate, rash, weake thing,
002:04;545[C  ]| that$6@1$ euer man did to$4$ his friend.
002:04;545[B  ]| Friend!  if the most malicious enemy I have, had studied to$9$
002:04;546[B  ]| inflict an iniury upon$4$ me, it$6@1$ could not be a greater.
002:04;546[D  ]| Wherein?  for$4$ gods-sake!  Gent:  come to$4$ your*selues againe.
002:04;546[B  ]| But I presag'd thus much afore, to$4$ you.
002:04;546[C  ]| Would my lips had beene soldred, when I spak on$4$ it$6@2$.  Slight, what
002:04;546[C  ]| mou'd you to$9$ be thus impertinent?
002:04;546[D  ]| My masters, do not put on$5$ this strange face to$9$ pay my courtesie:
002:04;546[D  ]| off with this visor.  Have good turnes done you, and thanke them
002:04;546[D  ]| this way?
002:04;546[B  ]| Fore heau'n, you have vndone me.  That$6@2$, which$6@1$ I have plotted
002:04;546[B  ]| for$5$, and beene maturing now these foure moneths, you have blasted in$4$ a
002:04;546[B  ]| minute:  now I am lost, I may speake.  This gentlewoman was lodg'd
002:04;546[B  ]| here by$4$ me on$4$ purpose, and, to$9$ be put upon$4$ my vncle, hath profest this
002:04;546[B  ]| obstinate silence for$4$ my sake, being my entire friend; and one, that$6@1$ for$4$ the
002:04;546[B  ]| requitall of such a fortune, as to$9$ marry him, would have made me very
002:04;546[B  ]| ample conditions:  where now, all my hopes are vtterly miscaried by$4$ this
002:04;546[B  ]| vnlucky accident.
002:04;546[C  ]| Thus it$6@1$ is, when a man will$1$ be ignorantly officious; do seruices,
002:04;546[C  ]| and not know his why:  I wonder what curteous itch possess'd you!
002:04;546[C  ]| you neuer did absurder part in$4$ your life, nor a greater trespasse to$4$ friendship,
002:04;546[C  ]| to$4$ humanity.
002:04;546[B  ]| Faith, you may forgiue it$6@2$, best:  it$6@1$ was your cause principally.
002:04;546[C  ]| I know it$6@2$, would it$6@1$ had not.
002:04;546[B  ]| How not CVTBERD?  what newes?
002:04;546[I  ]| The best, the happiest that$6@1$ euer was, sir.  There has beene a
002:04;546[I  ]| mad gentleman with your vncle, this morning (I thinke this be the gentleman)
002:04;546[I  ]| that$6@1$ has almost talk'd him out of his wits, with threatning him
002:04;546[I  ]| from marriage --
002:04;546[B  ]| On$5$, I pray thee.
002:04;546[I  ]| And your vnkle, sir, he thinkes it$6@1$ was done by$4$ your procurement;
002:04;546[I  ]| therefore he will$1$ see the party, you wot of, presently:  and if he like$1$
002:04;546[I  ]| her$6$, he sayes, and that$3$ she be so$5@1$ inclining to$4$ dombe, as I have told him, he
002:04;546[I  ]| sweares he will$1$ marry her$6$, to*day, instantly, and not deferre it$6@2$ a minute
002:04;546[I  ]| longer.
002:04;546[B  ]| Excellent!  beyond our$6@2$ expectation!
002:04;546[D  ]| Beyond your expectation?  by$4$ this light, I knewe it$6@1$ would be
002:04;546[D  ]| thus.
002:04;546[B  ]| Nay, sweet TRVE-WIT, forgiue me.
002:04;546[D  ]| No$7$, I was ignorantly officious, impertinent:  this was the absurd,
002:04;546[D  ]| weake part.
002:04;546[C  ]| Wilt thou ascribe that$6@2$ to$4$ merit, now, was meere fortune?
002:04;546[D  ]| Fortune?  mere prouidence.  Fortune had not a finger in$4$ it$6@2$.  I
002:04;546[D  ]| saw it$6@1$ must necessarily in$4$ nature fall out so$5@2$:  my genius is neuer false to$4$ me
002:04;546[D  ]| in$4$ these things.  Shew me, how it$6@1$ could be otherwise.
002:04;546[B  ]| Nay, gentlemen, contend not, it$6@1$ is well now.
002:04;546[D  ]| Alasse, I let him go on$5$ with inconsiderate, and rash, and what
002:04;546[D  ]| he pleas'd.
002:04;547[C  ]| Away thou strange iustifier of thy*selfe, to$9$ be wiser then thou
002:04;547[C  ]| wert, by$4$ the euent.
002:04;547[D  ]| Euent!  By$4$ this light, thou shalt neuer perswade me, but I foresaw
002:04;547[D  ]| it$6@2$, as well as the starres themselues.
002:04;547[B  ]| Nay, gentlemen, it$6@1$ is well now:  do you two entertaine sir IOHN DAW,
002:04;547[B  ]| with discourse, while I send her$6$ away with instructions.
002:04;547[D  ]| I will$1$ be acquainted with her$6$, first, by$4$ your fauour.
002:04;547[C  ]| Master TRVE-Wit, lady, a freind of ours$6@2$.
002:04;547[D  ]| I am sorry, I have not knowne you sooner, lady, to$9$ celebrate
002:04;547[D  ]| this rare vertue of your silence.
002:04;547[C  ]| Faith, if you had come sooner, you should have seene, and
002:04;547[C  ]| heard her$6$ well celebrated in$4$ sir IOHN DAW's madrigalls.
002:04;547[D  ]| IACK DAW, god saue you, when saw you LA-FOOLE?
002:04;547[F  ]| Not since last night, master TRVE-WIT.
002:04;547[D  ]| That$6@2$ is miracle!  I thought you two had beene inseparable.
002:04;547[F  ]| He is gone to$9$ inuite his guests.
002:04;547[D  ]| Gods #so  it$6@1$ is true!  what a false memory have I towards that$6@2$ man!
002:04;547[D  ]| I am one:  I met him e'ne now, upon$4$ that$6@2$ he calls his delicate fine blacke
002:04;547[D  ]| horse, rid into a foame, with poasting from place to$4$ place, and person to$4$
002:04;547[D  ]| person, to$9$ giue them the cue --
002:04;547[C  ]| Lest they should forget?
002:04;547[D  ]| Yes:  there was neuer poore captaine tooke more paines at a
002:04;547[D  ]| muster to$9$ show men, then he, at this meale, to$9$ shew friends.
002:04;547[F  ]| It$6@1$ is his quarter-feast, sir.
002:04;547[C  ]| What!  do you say so$5@2$, sir IOHN?
002:04;547[D  ]| Nay, IACK DAW will$1$ not be out, at the best friends he has, to$4$
002:04;547[D  ]| the talent of his wit:  where is his mistris, to$9$ heare and applaud him?  is she
002:04;547[D  ]| gone!
002:04;547[F  ]| Is mistris EPICOENE gone?
002:04;547[C  ]| Gone afore, with sir DAVPHINE, I warrant, to$4$ the place.
002:04;547[D  ]| Gone afore!  that$6@2$ were a manifest iniurie; a disgrace and a halfe:
002:04;547[D  ]| to$9$ refuse him at such a festiuall time, as this, being a Brauery, and a Wit
002:04;547[D  ]| too.
002:04;547[C  ]| Tut, he will$1$ swallow it$6@2$ like$4$ creame:  he is better read in$4$ 7Iure 7ciuili,
002:04;547[C  ]| then to$9$ esteeme any*thing a disgrace is offer'd him from a mistris.
002:04;547[F  ]| Nay, let her$6$ eene go; she shall sit alone, and be dumbe in$4$ her$2$
002:04;547[F  ]| chamber, a weeke together, for$4$ IOHN DAW, I warrant her$6$:  do's she refuse
002:04;547[F  ]| me?
002:04;547[C  ]| No$7$, sir, do not take it$6@2$ so$5@1$ to$4$ heart:  she do's not refuse you,
002:04;547[C  ]| but a little neglect you.  Good faith, TRVE-WIT, you were to$4$ blame
002:04;547[C  ]| to$9$ put it$6@2$ into his head, that$3$ she do's refuse him.
002:04;547[D  ]| She do's refuse him, sir, palpably:  how*euer you mince it$6@2$.  If
002:04;547[D  ]| I were as he, I would sweare to$9$ speake ne're a word to$4$ her$6$, to*day,
002:04;547[D  ]| for$4$ it$6@2$.
002:04;547[F  ]| By$4$ this light, no$2$ more I will$1$ not.
002:04;548[D  ]| Nor to$4$ any*body else, sir.
002:04;548[F  ]| Nay, I will$1$ not say so$5@2$, gentlemen.
002:04;548[C  ]| It$6@1$ had beene an excellent happy condition for$4$ the company,
002:04;548[C  ]| if you could have drawne him to$4$ it$6@2$.
002:04;548[F  ]| I will$1$ be very melancholique, in*faith.
002:04;548[C  ]| As a dog, if I were as you, sir IOHN.
002:04;548[D  ]| Or a snaile, or a hog-louse:  I would roule my*selfe up$5$ for$4$ this
002:04;548[D  ]| day, introth, they should not vnwinde me.
002:04;548[F  ]| By$4$ this pick-tooth, so$5@2$ I will$1$.
002:04;548[C  ]| It$6@1$ is well done:  he beginnes already to$9$ be angry with his teeth.
002:04;548[F  ]| Will$1$ you go, gentlemen?
002:04;548[C  ]| Nay, you must walke alone, if you be right melancholique, sir IOHN.
002:04;548[C  ]| 
002:04;548[D  ]| Yes sir, we$6@2$ will$1$ dog you, we$6@2$ will$1$ follow you a*farre off.
002:04;548[C  ]| Was there euer such a two yards of knighthood, measur'd out
002:04;548[C  ]| by$4$ Time, to$9$ be sold to$4$ laughter?
002:04;548[D  ]| A meere talking mole!  hang him:  no$2$ mushrome was euer so$5@1$
002:04;548[D  ]| fresh.  A fellow so$5@1$ vtterly nothing, as he knowes not what he would be.
002:04;548[C  ]| Let us$6@2$ follow him:  but first, let us$6@2$ go to$4$ DAVPHINE, he is houering
002:04;548[C  ]| about the house, to$9$ heare what newes.
002:04;548[D  ]| Content.
002:05;548[A  ]| Welcome CVTBERD; draw neere with you faire chardge:  and,
002:05;548[A  ]| in$4$ her$2$ eare, softly intreat her$6$ to$9$ vnmasque (--)
002:05;548[A  ]| So$5@2$.  Is the dore
002:05;548[A  ]| shut?  (--)
002:05;548[A  ]| inough.  Now CVTBERD, with the same discipline
002:05;548[A  ]| I vse to$4$ my family, I will$1$ question you.  As I conceiue, CVTBERD, this
002:05;548[A  ]| gentlewoman is she, you have prouided, and brought, in$4$ hope she will$1$
002:05;548[A  ]| fit me in$4$ the place and person of a wife?  Answer me not, but with your
002:05;548[A  ]| leg, vnlesse it$6@1$ be otherwise: (--)
002:05;548[A  ]| very well done CVTBERD.  I conceiue,
002:05;548[A  ]| besides, CVTBERD, you have beene pre-acquainted with her$2$ birth, education,
002:05;548[A  ]| and quallities, or else you would not preferre her$6$ to$4$ my acceptance,
002:05;548[A  ]| in$4$ the waighty consequence of marriage. (--)
002:05;548[A  ]| this I conceiue, CVTBERD.
002:05;548[A  ]| Answer me not but with your leg, vnlesse it$6@1$ be otherwise. (--)
002:05;548[A  ]| Very well done CVTBERD.  Giue aside now a little, and leaue me to$9$ examine
002:05;548[A  ]| her$2$ condition, and aptitude to$4$ my affection.
002:05;548['  ]| He goes about her$6$, and viewes her$6$.
002:05;548[A  ]| She is exceeding
002:05;548[A  ]| faire, and of a speciall good fauour; a sweet composition, or harmony
002:05;548[A  ]| of limmes:  her$2$ temper of beauty has the true height of my blood.  The
002:05;548[A  ]| knaue hath exceedingly wel fitted me without:  I will$1$ now trie her$6$ within.
002:05;548[A  ]| Come neere, faire gentlewoman:  let not my behauiour seeme rude,
002:05;548[A  ]| though vnto you, being rare, it$6@1$ may happely appeare strange. (--)
002:05;548['  ]| She curtsies.
002:05;548[A  ]| Nay,
002:05;549[A  ]| lady, you may speake, though CVTBERD, and my man, might not:  for$3$,
002:05;549[A  ]| of all sounds, onely, the sweet voice of a faire lady has the iust length of
002:05;549[A  ]| mine eares.  I beseech you, say lady, out of the first fire of meeting eyes,
002:05;549[A  ]| (they say) loue is stricken:  do you feele any such motion, sodenly shot
002:05;549[A  ]| into you, from any part you see in$4$ me?  ha, lady? (--)
002:05;549['  ]| Curtsie.
002:05;549[A  ]| Alasse, lady, these
002:05;549[A  ]| answers by$4$ silent curt'sies, from you, are too courtlesse, and simple.  I have
002:05;549[A  ]| euer had my breeding in$4$ court:  and she that$6@1$ shall be my wife, must be
002:05;549[A  ]| accomplished with courtly, and audacious ornaments.  Can you speake
002:05;549[A  ]| lady?
002:05;549['  ]| She speakes softly.
002:05;549[E  ]| Iudge you, forsooth.
002:05;549[A  ]| What say you, lady?  speake out, I beseech you.
002:05;549[E  ]| Iudge you, forsooth.
002:05;549[A  ]| On$4$ my iudgement, a diuine softnes!  but can you naturally lady,
002:05;549[A  ]| as I enioyne these by$4$ doctrine and industry, referre your*self to$4$ the search of
002:05;549[A  ]| my iudgement, and (not taking pleasure in$4$ your tougue, which$6@1$ is a womans
002:05;549[A  ]| chiefest pleasure) thinke it$6@2$ plausible, to$9$ answer me by$4$ silent gestures,
002:05;549[A  ]| so$5@1$ long as my speeches iumpe right, with what you conceiue? (--)
002:05;549['  ]| Curtsie.
002:05;549[A  ]| Excellent!  diuine!  if it$6@1$ were possible she should hold out thus!  Peace
002:05;549[A  ]| CVTBRD, thou art made for*euer, as thou hast made me, if this felicitie
002:05;549[A  ]| have lasting:  but I will$1$ trie her$6$ further.  Deare lady, I am courtly, I tell
002:05;549[A  ]| you, and I must have mine eares banqueted with pleasant, and wittie conferences,
002:05;549[A  ]| pretty girds, scoffes, and daliance in$4$ her$6$, that$6@1$ I meane to$9$ choose
002:05;549[A  ]| for$4$ my bedpheere.  The ladies in$4$ court, thinke it$6@2$ a most desperate impaire
002:05;549[A  ]| to$4$ their quickenesse of wit, and good carriage, if they can not giue occasion
002:05;549[A  ]| for$4$ a man to$9$ court them; and, when an amorous discourse is set on$4$
002:05;549[A  ]| foot, minister as good matter to$9$ continue it$6@2$, as himselfe:  and do you alone
002:05;549[A  ]| so$5@1$ much differ from all them, that$3$, what they (with so$5@1$ much circumstance)
002:05;549[A  ]| affect, and toile for$5$, to$9$ seeme learn'd, to$9$ seeme iudicious, to$9$ seeme
002:05;549[A  ]| sharpe, and conceited, you can bury in$4$ your*selfe, with silence?  and rather
002:05;549[A  ]| trust your graces to$4$ the faire conscience of vertue, then to$4$ the worlds,
002:05;549[A  ]| or your owne proclamation?
002:05;549[E  ]| I should be sorry else.
002:05;549[A  ]| What say you ladie?  good ladie, speake out.
002:05;549[E  ]| I should be sorrie, else
002:05;549[A  ]| That$6@2$ sorrow doth fill me with gladnesse!  O MOROSE!  thou art
002:05;549[A  ]| happie aboue mankinde!  pray that$3$ thou maiest containe thy*selfe.  I will$1$
002:05;549[A  ]| onely put her$6$ to$4$ it$6@2$ once more, and it$6@1$ shall be with the vtmost touch, and
002:05;549[A  ]| test of their sexe.  But heare me, faire lady, I do also loue to$9$ see her$6$,
002:05;549[A  ]| whom I shall choose for$4$ my heicfar, to$9$ be the first and principall in$4$ all fashions;
002:05;549[A  ]| pra*ecede all the dames at court, by$4$ a fortnight; have her$2$ counsell
002:05;549[A  ]| of taylors, linneners, lace-women, embroyderers, and sit with them
002:05;549[A  ]| sometimes twise a day, upon$4$ French intelligences; and then come foorth,
002:05;549[A  ]| varied like$4$ Nature, or oftner then she, and better, by$4$ the helpe of Art, her$2$
002:05;549[A  ]| a*emulous seruant.  This do I affect.  And how will$1$ you be able, lady, with
002:05;549[A  ]| this frugalitie of speech, to$9$ giue the manifold (but necessarie) instructions,
002:05;550[A  ]| for$4$ that$6@2$ bodies, these sleeues, those skirts, this cut, that$6@2$ stitch, this embroyderie,
002:05;550[A  ]| that$6@2$ lace, this wire, those knots, that$6@2$ ruffe, those roses, this
002:05;550[A  ]| girdle, that$6@2$ fanne, the tother skarfe, these gloues?  ha!  what say you,
002:05;550[A  ]| ladie.
002:05;550[E  ]| I will$1$ leaue it$6@2$ to$4$ you, sir.
002:05;550[A  ]| How lady!  pray you, rise a note.
002:05;550[E  ]| I leaue it$6@2$ to$4$ wisdome, and you sir.
002:05;550[A  ]| Admirable creature!  I will$1$ trouble you no$2$ more:  I will$1$ not
002:05;550[A  ]| sinne against so$5@1$ sweet a simplicity.  Let me now be bold to$9$ print, on$4$ those
002:05;550[A  ]| diuine lips, the seale of being mine.  CVTBERD, I giue thee the lease of
002:05;550[A  ]| thy house free:  thanke me not, but with thy leg (--)
002:05;550[A  ]| I know what thou
002:05;550[A  ]| wouldst say, she is poore, and her$2$ friends deceased; she has brought a
002:05;550[A  ]| wealthy dowrie in$4$ her$2$ silence, CVTBERD:  and in$4$ respect of her$2$ pouerty,
002:05;550[A  ]| CVTBERD, I shall have her$6$ more louing, and obedient, CVTBERD.  Go
002:05;550[A  ]| thy waies, and get me a minister presently, with a soft, low voice to$9$ marry
002:05;550[A  ]| us$6@2$, and pray him he will$1$ not be impertinent, but briefe as he can; away:
002:05;550[A  ]| softly, CVTBERD.  Sirrah, conduct your mistris into the dining roome,
002:05;550[A  ]| your now-mistris.  O my felicity!  how I shall be reueng'd on$4$ mine insolent
002:05;550[A  ]| kinsman, and his plots, to$9$ fright me from marrying!  This night I will$1$
002:05;550[A  ]| get an heire, and thrust him out of my bloud like$4$ a stranger; he would be
002:05;550[A  ]| knighted, forsooth, and though by$4$ that$6@2$ meanes to$9$ raigne ouer me, his
002:05;550[A  ]| title must do it$6@2$:  no$2$ kinsman, I will$1$ now make you bring me the tenth
002:05;550[A  ]| lords, and the sixteenth ladies letter, kinsman; and it$6@1$ shall do you no$2$
002:05;550[A  ]| good kinsman.  Your knighthood it*selfe shall come on$4$ its knees, and it$6@1$
002:05;550[A  ]| shall be reiected; it$6@1$ shall be sued for$4$ its fees to$4$ execution, and not be redeem'd;
002:05;550[A  ]| it$6@1$ shall cheat at the tweluepeny ordinary, it$6@1$ knighthood, for$4$ its
002:05;550[A  ]| diet all the terme time, and tell tales for$4$ it$6@2$ in$4$ the vacation, to$4$ the hostesse:
002:05;550[A  ]| or it$6@1$ knighthood shall do worse; take sanctuary in$4$ Coleharbor, and fast.
002:05;550[A  ]| It$6@1$ shall fright all its friends, with borrowing letters; and when one of the
002:05;550[A  ]| foure-score hath brought it$6@1$ knighthood ten shillings, it$6@1$ knighthood shall
002:05;550[A  ]| go to$4$ the Cranes, or the Beare at the Bridge-foot, and be drunk in$4$ feare:  it$6@1$
002:05;550[A  ]| shall not have money to$9$ discharge one tauerne reckoning, to$9$ inuite the old
002:05;550[A  ]| creditors, to$9$ forbeare it$6@2$ knighthood; or the new, that$6@1$ should be, to$9$ trust it$6@2$
002:05;550[A  ]| knighthood.  It$6@1$ shall be the tenth name in$4$ the bond, to$9$ take up$5$ the commoditie
002:05;550[A  ]| of pipkins, and stone jugs; and the part thereof shall not furnish
002:05;550[A  ]| it$6@2$ knighthood forth, for$4$ the attempting of a bakers widdow, a browne
002:05;550[A  ]| bakers widdow.  It$6@1$ shall giue it$6@2$ knighthoods name, for$4$ a stallion, to$4$ all
002:05;550[A  ]| gamesome citizens wiues, and be refus'd; when the master of a dancing
002:05;550[A  ]| schoole, or (How do you call him) the worst reueller in$4$ the towne is taken:
002:05;550[A  ]| it$6@1$ shall want clothes, and by$4$ reason of that$6@2$, wit, to$9$ foole to$4$ lawyers.  it$6@1$
002:05;550[A  ]| shall not have hope to$9$ repaire it*selfe by$4$ Constantinople, Ireland, or Virginia;
002:05;550[A  ]| but the best, and last fortune to$4$ it$6@1$ knighthood shall be, to$9$ make DOL TEARE-SHEET,
002:05;550[A  ]| or KATE COMMON, a lady:  and so$5@2$, it$6@1$ knighthood may
002:05;550[A  ]| eate.
002:06;551[D  ]| Are you sure he is not gone by$5$?
002:06;551[B  ]| No$7$, I staid in$4$ the shope euer since.
002:06;551[C  ]| But, he may take the other end of the lane.
002:06;551[B  ]| No$7$, I told him I would be here at this end:  I appointed
002:06;551[B  ]| him hether.
002:06;551[D  ]| What a barbarian it$6@1$ is to$9$ stay then!
002:06;551[B  ]| Yonder he comes.
002:06;551[C  ]| And his charge left behinde him, which$6@1$ is a very good signe,
002:06;551[C  ]| DAVPHINE.
002:06;551[B  ]| How now CVTBERD, suceedes it$6@2$, or no$5$?
002:06;551[I  ]| Past imagination, sir, 7omnia 7secunda; you could not have pray'd,
002:06;551[I  ]| to$9$ have had it$6@2$ so$5@1$ wel:  7Saltat 7senex, as it$6@1$ is in$4$ the prouerbe, he do's triumph in$4$
002:06;551[I  ]| his felicity; admires the party!  he has giuen me the lease of my house too!
002:06;551[I  ]| and, I am now going for$4$ a silent minister to$9$ marry them, and away.
002:06;551[D  ]| Slight, get one of the silenc'd ministers, a zealous brother would
002:06;551[D  ]| torment him purely.
002:06;551[I  ]| 7cum 7priuilegio, sir.
002:06;551[B  ]| O, by$4$ no$2$ meanes, let us$6@2$ do nothing to$9$ hinder it$6@2$ now when
002:06;551[B  ]| it$6@1$ is done and finished, I am for$4$ you:  for$4$ any deuise of vexation.
002:06;551[I  ]| And that$6@2$ shall be, within this halfe houre, upon$4$ my dexterity,
002:06;551[I  ]| gentlemen. Contriue what you can, in$4$ the meane*time, 7bonis 7auibus.
002:06;551[C  ]| How the slaue doth latine it$6@2$!
002:06;551[D  ]| It$6@1$ would be made a iest to$4$ posterity, sirs, this daies mirth, if ye
002:06;551[D  ]| will$1$.
002:06;551[C  ]| Beshrew his heart that$6@1$ will$1$ not, I pronounce.
002:06;551[B  ]| And, for$4$ my part.  What is it$6@1$?
002:06;551[D  ]| To$9$ translate all LA-FOOLES company, and his feast hether, to*day
002:06;551[D  ]| to$9$ celebrate this bride-ale.
002:06;551[B  ]| Aye mary, but how will$1$ it$6@1$ be done?
002:06;551[D  ]| I will$1$ vndertake the directing of all the ladie-guests thether, and
002:06;551[D  ]| then the meat must follow.
002:06;551[C  ]| For$4$ gods sake, let us$6@2$ effect it$6@2$:  it$6@1$ will$1$ be an excellent como*edy of affliction,
002:06;551[C  ]| so$5@1$ many seuerall noyses.
002:06;551[B  ]| But are they not at the other place already, thinke you?
002:06;551[D  ]| I will$1$ warrant you for$4$ the colledge-honors:  one of their faces has
002:06;551[D  ]| not the priming color laid on$5$ yet, nor the other her$2$ smocke sleek'd.
002:06;551[C  ]| O, but they will$1$ rise earlier then ordinary, to$4$ a feast.
002:06;551[D  ]| Best go see, and assure ourselues.
002:06;551[C  ]| Who$6@2$ knowes the house?
002:06;551[D  ]| I will$1$ lead you, were you neuer there yet?
002:06;552[B  ]| Not I.
002:06;552[C  ]| Nor I.
002:06;552[D  ]| Where have you liu'd then?  not know TOM OTTER!
002:06;552[C  ]| No$7$:  for$4$ gods sake, what is he?
002:06;552[D  ]| An excellent animal, equall with your DAW, or LA-FOOLE,
002:06;552[D  ]| if not transcendent; and do's latine it$6@2$ as much as your barber:  he is his
002:06;552[D  ]| wifes Subiect, he calls her$6$ Princesse, and at such times as these, followes
002:06;552[D  ]| her$6$ up$5$ and downe the house like$4$ a page, with his hat off, partly for$4$ heate,
002:06;552[D  ]| partly for$4$ reuerence.  At this instant, he is marshalling of his bull, beare,
002:06;552[D  ]| and horse.
002:06;552[B  ]| What be those, in$4$ the name of Sphinx?
002:06;552[D  ]| Why sir?  he has beene a great man at the beare-garden in$4$ his
002:06;552[D  ]| time:  and from that$6@2$ subtle sport, has tane the witty denomination of his
002:06;552[D  ]| chiefe carousing cups.  One he calls his bull, another his beare, another
002:06;552[D  ]| his horse.  And then he has his lesser glasses, that$6@1$ he calls his deere,
002:06;552[D  ]| and his ape; and seuerall degrees of them too:  and neuer is well, nor
002:06;552[D  ]| thinkes any intertainment perfect, till these be brought out, and set on$4$ the
002:06;552[D  ]| cupbord.
002:06;552[C  ]| For$4$ gods loue!  we$6@2$ should misse this, if we$6@2$ should not go.
002:06;552[D  ]| Nay, he has a thousand things as good, that$6@1$ will$1$ speake him all
002:06;552[D  ]| day.  He will$1$ raile on$4$ his wife, with certaine common places, behinde her$2$
002:06;552[D  ]| backe; and to$4$ her$2$ face --
002:06;552[B  ]| No$2$ more of him.  Let us$6@2$ go see him, I petition you.
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003:01;552[H  ]| Nay, good Princesse, heare me 7pauca 7verba.
003:01;552[J  ]| By$4$ that$6@2$ light, I will$1$ have you chain'd up$5$, with your bul-dogs,
003:01;552[J  ]| and beare-dogges, if you be not ciuill the sooner.  I will$1$ send you to$4$
003:01;552[J  ]| kennell, in*faith.  You were best baite me with your bull, beare, and horse!
003:01;552[J  ]| Neuer a time, that$3$ the courtiers, or collegiates come to$4$ the house, but you
003:01;552[J  ]| make it$6@2$ a shrouetuesday!  I would have you get your whitsontide-veluet-cap,
003:01;552[J  ]| and your staffe in$4$ your hand, to$9$ intertaine them:  yes introth, do.
003:01;552[H  ]| Not so$5@2$, Princesse, neither, but vnder correction, sweete
003:01;552[H  ]| Princesse, give me leaue -- these things I am knowne to$4$ the courtiers by$5$.
003:01;552[H  ]| It$6@1$ is reported to$4$ them for$4$ my humor, and they receiue it$6@2$ so$5@2$, and do expect
003:01;552[H  ]| it$6@2$.  TOM OTTERS bull, beare, and horse is knowne all ouer England,
003:01;552[H  ]| in$4$ 7verum 7natura.
003:01;552[J  ]| Fore me, I will$1$ na-ture them ouer to$4$ Paris-garden, and na-ture
003:01;552[J  ]| you thether too, if you pronounce them againe.  Is a beare a fit beast, or a
003:01;552[J  ]| bull, to$9$ mixe in$4$ society with great ladies?  thinke in$4$ your discretion, in$4$
003:01;552[J  ]| any good politie.
003:01;553[H  ]| The horse then, good Princesse.
003:01;553[J  ]| Well, I am contented for$4$ the horse:  they loue to$9$ be well
003:01;553[J  ]| hors'd, I know.  I loue it$6@2$ my*selfe.
003:01;553[H  ]| And it$6@1$ is a delicate fine horse this.  7Poetarum 7Pegasus.  Vnder
003:01;553[H  ]| correction, Princesse, IVPITER did turne himselfe into a -- Taurus, or
003:01;553[H  ]| Bull, vnder correction, good Princesse.
003:01;553[J  ]| By$4$ my integritie, I will$1$ send you ouer to$4$ the banke-side, I will$1$
003:01;553[J  ]| commit you to$4$ the Master of the garden, if I heare but a syllable more.
003:01;553[J  ]| Must my house, or my roofe, be polluted with the sent of beares, and buls,
003:01;553[J  ]| when it$6@1$ is perfum'd for$4$ great ladies?  Is this according to$4$ the instrument,
003:01;553[J  ]| when I married you?  That$3$ I would be Princesse, and raigne in$4$ mine
003:01;553[J  ]| owne house:  and you would be my subiect, and obay me?  What did you
003:01;553[J  ]| bring me, should make you thus peremptory?  Do I allow you your halfe-crowne
003:01;553[J  ]| a day, to$9$ spend, where you will$1$, among your gamsters, to$9$ vexe
003:01;553[J  ]| and torment me, at such times as these?  Who$6@2$ giues you your maintenance,
003:01;553[J  ]| I pray you?   who$6@2$ allowes you your horse-meat, and mans-meat?  your
003:01;553[J  ]| three sutes of apparell a yeere?  your foure paire of stockings, one silke,
003:01;553[J  ]| three worsted?  your cleane linnen, your bands, and cuffes, when I can
003:01;553[J  ]| get you to$9$ weare them?  It$6@1$ is mar'l you have them on$5$ now.  Who$6@2$ graces you
003:01;553[J  ]| with courtiers, or great personages, to$9$ speake to$4$ you out of their coaches,
003:01;553[J  ]| and come home to$4$ your house?  Were you euer so$5@1$ much as look'd upon$5$
003:01;553[J  ]| by$4$ a lord, or a lady, before I married you:  but on$4$ the Easter, or Whitsonholy-daies?
003:01;553[J  ]| and then out at the banquetting-house windore, when NED WHITING, 
003:01;553[J  ]| or GEORGE STONE, were at the stake?
003:01;553[D  ]| (For$4$ gods sake, let us$6@2$ go staue her$6$ off him.)
003:01;553[J  ]| Answere me to$4$ that$6@2$.  And did not I take you up$5$ from thence,
003:01;553[J  ]| in$4$ an old greasie buffe-doublet, with points; and greene vellet sleeues,
003:01;553[J  ]| out at the elbowes?  you forget this.
003:01;553[D  ]| (She will$1$ worry him, if we$6@2$ helpe not in$4$ time.)
003:01;553[J  ]| O, here are some of the gallants!  Go to$5$, behaue your*selfe
003:01;553[J  ]| distinctly, and with good moralitie:  Or, I protest, I will$1$ take away your
003:01;553[J  ]| exhibition.
003:02;553[D  ]| By$4$ your leaue, faire mistris OTTER, I will$1$ be bold to$9$ enter these gentlemen
003:02;553[D  ]| in$4$ your acquaintance.
003:02;553[J  ]| It$6@1$ shall not be obnoxious, or difficill, sir.
003:02;553[D  ]| How do's my noble Captaine?  Is the bull, beare, and horse, in$4$
003:02;553[D  ]| 7rerum 7natura still?
003:02;553[H  ]| Sir, 7Sic 7visum 7superis.
003:02;553[J  ]| I would you would but intimate them, do.  Go your waies
003:02;553[J  ]| in$5$, and get tosts, and butter, made for$4$ the wood-cocks.  That$6@2$ is a fit prouince
003:02;553[J  ]| for$4$ you.
003:02;554[C  ]| Alas, what a tyrannie, is this poore fellow married to$5$.
003:02;554[D  ]| O, but the sport will$1$ be anon, when we$6@2$ get him loose.
003:02;554[B  ]| Dares he euer speake?
003:02;554[D  ]| No$2$ Anabaptist euer rail'd with the like$2$ licence:  but marke her$2$
003:02;554[D  ]| language in$4$ the meane*time, I beseech you.
003:02;554[J  ]| Gentlemen, you are very aptly come.  My cosin, sir AMOROVS,
003:02;554[J  ]| will$1$ be here briefly.
003:02;554[D  ]| In$4$ good time lady.  Was not sir IOHN DAW here, to$9$ aske for$4$
003:02;554[D  ]| him, and the companie?
003:02;554[J  ]| I can not assure you, Mr TRVE-WIT.  Here was a very melancholy
003:02;554[J  ]| knight in$4$ a ruffe, that$6@1$ demanded my subiect for$4$ some*body, a gentleman, I thinke.
003:02;554[C  ]| Aye, that$6@2$ was he, lady.
003:02;554[J  ]| But he departed straight, I can resolue you.
003:02;554[B  ]| What an excellent choice phrase, this lady expresses in$5$!
003:02;554[D  ]| O, sir!  she is the onely authenticall courtier, that$6@1$ is not naturally
003:02;554[D  ]| bred one, in$4$ the citie.
003:02;554[J  ]| You have taken that$6@2$ report upon$4$ trust, gentlemen.
003:02;554[D  ]| No$7$, I assure you, the court gouernes it$6@2$ so$5@2$, lady, in$4$ your behalfe.
003:02;554[J  ]| I am the seruant of the court, and courtiers, sir.
003:02;554[D  ]| They are rather your idolaters.
003:02;554[J  ]| Not so$5@2$, sir.
003:02;554[B  ]| How now, CVTBERD?  Any crosse?
003:02;554[I  ]| O, no$7$, sir:  7Omnia 7bene.  It$6@1$ was neuer better on$4$ the hinges, all is
003:02;554[I  ]| sure.  I have so$5@1$ pleas'd him with a curate, that$3$ he is gone to$4$ it$6@2$ almost
003:02;554[I  ]| with the delight he hopes for$5$ soone.
003:02;554[B  ]| What is he, for$4$ a vicar?
003:02;554[I  ]| One that$6@1$ has catch'd a cold, sir, and can scarse be heard sixe
003:02;554[I  ]| inches off; as if he spoke out of a bull-rush, that$6@1$ were not pickt, or his
003:02;554[I  ]| throat were full of pith:  a fine quick fellow, and an excellent barber of
003:02;554[I  ]| prayers.  I came to$9$ tell you, sir, that$3$ you might 7omnem 7mouere 7lapidem (as
003:02;554[I  ]| they say) be readie with your vexation.
003:02;554[B  ]| Gramercy, honest CVTBERD, be there*abouts with thy key to$9$ let us$6@2$ in$5$.
003:02;554[I  ]| I will$1$ not faile you, sir:  7Ad 7manum.
003:02;554[D  ]| Well, I will$1$ go watch my coaches.
003:02;554[C  ]| Do; and we$6@2$ will$1$ send DAW to$4$ you, if you meet him not.
003:02;554[J  ]| Is master TRVE-WIT gone?
003:02;554[B  ]| Yes, lady, there is some vnfortunate businesse fallen out.
003:02;554[J  ]| So$5@2$ I iudg'd by$4$ the phisiognomy of the fellow, that$6@1$ came in$5$;
003:02;554[J  ]| and I had a dreame last night too of a new pageant, and my lady Maioresse,
003:02;554[J  ]| which$6@1$ is alwaies very ominous to$4$ me.  I told it$6@2$ my lady HAVGHTY
003:02;554[J  ]| the other day; when her$2$ honour came hether to$9$ see some China stuffes:  and
003:02;554[J  ]| she expounded it$6@2$, out of ARTEMIDORVS, and I have found it$6@2$ since very
003:02;554[J  ]| true.  It$6@1$ has done me many affronts.
003:02;554[C  ]| Your dreame, lady?
003:02;554[J  ]| Yes, sir, anything I do but dreame of the city.  It$6@1$ staynd me a
003:02;554[J  ]| damasque table-cloth, cost me eighteen pound at one time; and burnt me
003:02;555[J  ]| a blacke satten gowne, as I stood by$4$ the fire, at my ladie CENTAVRES
003:02;555[J  ]| chamber in$4$ the colledge, another time.  A third time, at the Lords masque,
003:02;555[J  ]| it$6@1$ dropt all my wire, and my ruffe with waxe-candle, that$3$ I could not go
003:02;555[J  ]| up$5$ to$4$ the banquet.  A fourth time, as I was taking coach to$9$ go to$4$ Ware, to$9$
003:02;555[J  ]| meet a friend, it$6@1$ dash'd me a new sute all ouer (a crimson sattin doublet,
003:02;555[J  ]| and blacke veluet skirts) with a brewers horse, that$3$ I was faine to$9$ go in$5$
003:02;555[J  ]| and shift me, and kept my chamber a leash of daies for$4$ the anguish of it$6@2$.
003:02;555[B  ]| These were dire mischances, lady.
003:02;555[C  ]| I would not dwell in$4$ the citie, if it$6@1$ were so$5@1$ fatall to$4$ me.
003:02;555[J  ]| Yes sir, but I do take aduise of my doctor, to$9$ dreame of it$6@2$ as
003:02;555[J  ]| little, as I can.
003:02;555[B  ]| You do well, mistris OTTER.
003:02;555[J  ]| Will$1$ it$6@1$ please you to$9$ enter the house farther, gentlemen?
003:02;555[B  ]| And your fauour, lady:  but we$6@2$ stay to$9$ speake with a knight,
003:02;555[B  ]| sir IOHN DAW, who$6@1$ is here come.  We$6@2$ shall follow you, lady.
003:02;555[J  ]| At your owne time, sir.  It$6@1$ is my cosen sir AMOROVS his
003:02;555[J  ]| feast --
003:02;555[B  ]| I know it$6@2$ lady.
003:02;555[J  ]| And mine together.  But it$6@1$ is for$4$ his honour; and therefore I
003:02;555[J  ]| take no$2$ name of it$6@2$, more then of the place.
003:02;555[B  ]| You are a bounteous kinswoman.
003:02;555[J  ]| Your seruant, sir.
003:03;555[C  ]| Why do not you know it$6@2$, sir IOHN DAW?
003:03;555[F  ]| No$7$, I am a rooke if I do.
003:03;555[C  ]| I will$1$ tell you then, she is married by$4$ this time!  And
003:03;555[C  ]| whereas you were put in$4$ the head, that$3$ she was gone with sir DAVPHINE,
003:03;555[C  ]| I assure you, sir DAVPHINE has beene the noblest, honestest friend to$4$
003:03;555[C  ]| you, that$6@1$ euer gentleman of your quality could boast off.  He has discouer'd
003:03;555[C  ]| the whole plot, and made your mistris so$5@1$ acknowledging, and indeed,
003:03;555[C  ]| so$5@1$ ashamed of her$2$ iniurie to$4$ you, that$3$ she desires you to$9$ forgiue her$6$,
003:03;555[C  ]| and but grace her$2$ wedding with your presence to*day -- She is to$9$ be married
003:03;555[C  ]| to$4$ a very good fortune, she saies, his vnkle, old MOROSE:  and she
003:03;555[C  ]| will'd me in$4$ priuate to$9$ tell you, that$3$ she shall be able to$9$ do you more fauours,
003:03;555[C  ]| and with more securitie now, then before.
003:03;555[F  ]| Did she say so$5@2$, in*faith?
003:03;555[C  ]| Why, what do you thinke of me, sir IOHN!  aske sir DAVPHINE.
003:03;555[B  ]| Nay, I beleeue you.  Good sir DAVPHINE, did she desire me
003:03;555[B  ]| to$9$ forgiue her$6$?
003:03;555[C  ]| I assure you, sir IOHN, she did.
003:03;556[F  ]| Nay then, I do with all my heart, and I will$1$ be iouiall.
003:03;556[C  ]| Yes, for$3$ looke you sir, this was the iniury to$4$ you.  LA-FOOLE
003:03;556[C  ]| intended this feast to$9$ honour her$2$ bridale day, and make you the propertie
003:03;556[C  ]| to$9$ inuite the colledge ladies, and promise to$9$ bring her$6$:  and then at the
003:03;556[C  ]| time, she should have appear'd (as his friend) to$9$ have giuen you the
003:03;556[C  ]| dor.  Whereas now, Sir DAVPHINE has brought her$6$ to$4$ a feeling of it$6@2$,
003:03;556[C  ]| with this kinde of satisfaction, that$3$ you shall bring all the ladies to$4$ the
003:03;556[C  ]| place where she is, and be verie iouiall; and there, she will$1$ have a dinner,
003:03;556[C  ]| which$6@1$ shall be in$4$ your name:  and so$5@2$ dis-appoint LA-FOOLE, to$9$
003:03;556[C  ]| make you good againe, and (as it$6@1$ were) a sauer in$4$ the man.
003:03;556[F  ]| As I am a knight, I honour her$6$, and forgiue her$6$ hartily.
003:03;556[C  ]| About it$6@2$ then presently, TRUE-WIT is gone before to$9$ confront
003:03;556[C  ]| the coaches, and to$9$ acquaint you with so$5@1$ much, if he meet you.
003:03;556[C  ]| Ioyne with him, and it$6@1$ is well.  See, here come your Antagonist, but take
003:03;556[C  ]| you no$2$ notice, but be verie iouiall.
003:03;556[G  ]| Are the ladies come, sir IOHN DAW, and your mistris?  sir DAVPHINE!
003:03;556[G  ]| you are exceeding welcome, and honest master CLERIMONT.
003:03;556[G  ]| Where is my cossen?  did you see no$2$ collegiats, gentlemen?
003:03;556[B  ]| Collegiats!  Do you not heare, sir AMOROVS, how you are
003:03;556[B  ]| abus'd?
003:03;556[G  ]| How sir!
003:03;556[C  ]| Will$1$ you speake so$5@1$ kindly to$4$ sir IOHN DAW, that$6@1$ has done you
003:03;556[C  ]| such an affront?
003:03;556[G  ]| Wherein, gentlemen?  let me be a sutor to$4$ you to$9$ know, I beseech
003:03;556[G  ]| you!
003:03;556[C  ]| Why sir, his mistris is married to*day, to$4$ sir DAVPHINES vncle,
003:03;556[C  ]| your cosens neighbour, and he has diuerted all the ladies, and all your
003:03;556[C  ]| company thether, to$9$ frustrate your provision, and sticke a disgrace upon$4$
003:03;556[C  ]| you.  He was here, now, to$9$ have intic'd us$6@2$ away from you too:  but we$6@2$
003:03;556[C  ]| told him his owne, I thinke.
003:03;556[G  ]| Has sir IOHN DAW wrong'd me so$5@1$ in-humanely?
003:03;556[B  ]| He has done it$6@2$, sir AMOROVS, most maliciously, and trecherously:
003:03;556[B  ]| but if you will$1$ be rul'd by$4$ us$6@2$, you shall quit him in*faith.
003:03;556[G  ]| Good gentlemen!  I will$1$ make one, beleeue it$6@2$.  How I pray?
003:03;556[B  ]| Mary sir, get me your phesants, and your godwits, and your best
003:03;556[B  ]| meat, and dish it$6@2$ in$4$ siluer dishes of your cosens presently, and say nothing,
003:03;556[B  ]| but clap me a cleane towell about you, like$4$ a sewer; and bare-headed,
003:03;556[B  ]| march afore it$6@2$ with a good confidence (it$6@1$ is but ouer the way, hard by$5$) and
003:03;556[B  ]| we$6@2$ will$1$ second you, where you shall set it$6@2$ on$4$ the boord, and bid them welcome
003:03;556[B  ]| to$4$ it$6@2$, which$6@1$ shall show it$6@1$ is yours, and disgrace his preparation vtterly:
003:03;556[B  ]| and, for$4$ your cosen, whereas she should be troubled here at home with
003:03;556[B  ]| care of making and giuing welcome, she shall transferre all that$6@2$ labour
003:03;556[B  ]| thether, and be a principall guest her*selfe, sit rank'd with the colledge-Honors,
003:03;556[B  ]| and be honor'd, and have her$2$ health drunke as often, as bare,
003:03;556[B  ]| and as lowd as the best of them.
003:03;557[G  ]| I will$1$ go tell her$6$ presently.  It$6@1$ shall be done, that$6@2$ is resolu'd.
003:03;557[C  ]| I thought he would not heare it$6@2$ out, but it$6@1$ would take him.
003:03;557[B  ]| Well, there be guests, and meat now; how shall we$6@2$ do for$4$ musique?
003:03;557[C  ]| The smell of the venison, going through the street, will$1$ inuite
003:03;557[C  ]| one noyse of fidlers, or other.
003:03;557[B  ]| I would it$6@1$ would call the trumpeters thether.
003:03;557[C  ]| Faith, there is hope, they have intelligence of all feasts.  There is
003:03;557[C  ]| good correspondence betwixt them, and the London cookes.  It$6@1$ is twenty
003:03;557[C  ]| to$4$ one but we$6@2$ have them.
003:03;557[B  ]| It$6@1$ will$1$ be a most solemne day for$4$ my vncle, and an excellent fit
003:03;557[B  ]| of mirth for$4$ us$6@2$.
003:03;557[C  ]| Aye, if we$6@2$ can hold up$5$ the a*emulation betwixt FOOLE, and DAW,
003:03;557[C  ]| and neuer bring them to$9$ expostulate.
003:03;557[B  ]| Tut, flatter them both (as TRVE-WIT sayes) and you may take
003:03;557[B  ]| their vnderstandings in$4$ a purse net.  They will$1$ beleeue themselues to$9$ be iust
003:03;557[B  ]| such men as we$6@2$ make them, neither more nor lesse.  They have nothing, not
003:03;557[B  ]| the use of their senses, but by$4$ tradition.
003:03;557['  ]| He enters like$4$ a sewer.
003:03;557[C  ]| See!  Sir AMOROVS has his towell on$5$ already.  Have you perswaded
003:03;557[C  ]| your cossen?
003:03;557[G  ]| Yes, it$6@1$ is very fa*esible:  she will$1$ do any*thing she sayes, rather then
003:03;557[G  ]| the LA-FOOLES shall be disgrac'd.
003:03;557[B  ]| She is a noble kinswoman.  It$6@1$ will$1$ be such a pest'ling deuice, sir AMOROVS!
003:03;557[B  ]| It$6@1$ will$1$ pound all your enemies practises to$4$ poulder, and
003:03;557[B  ]| blow him up$5$ with his owne mine, his owne traine.
003:03;557[G  ]| Nay, we$6@2$ will$1$ giue fire, I warrant you.
003:03;557[C  ]| But you must carry it$6@2$ priuatly, without any noyse, and take no$2$
003:03;557[C  ]| notice by$4$ any meanes --
003:03;557[H  ]| Gentlemen, my Princesse sayes, you shall have all her$2$ siluer
003:03;557[H  ]| dishes, 7festinate:  and she is gone to$9$ alter her$2$ tyre a little, and go with you --
003:03;557[C  ]| And your*selfe too, captaine OTTER.
003:03;557[B  ]| By$4$ any meanes, sir.
003:03;557[H  ]| Yes sir, I do meane it$6@2$:  but I would entreate my cosen sir AMOROVS,
003:03;557[H  ]| and you gentlemen, to$9$ be sutors to$4$ my Princesse, that$3$ I may
003:03;557[H  ]| carry my bull, and my beare, as well as my horse.
003:03;557[C  ]| That$6@2$ you shall do, captaine OTTER.
003:03;557[G  ]| My cosen will$1$ neuer consent, gentlemen.
003:03;557[B  ]| She must consent, sir AMOROVS, to$4$ reason.
003:03;557[G  ]| Why, she sayes they are no$2$ decorum among ladies.
003:03;557[H  ]| But they are decora, and that$6@2$ is better, sir.
003:03;557[C  ]| Aye, she must heare argument.  Did not PASIPHAE, who$6@1$ was a
003:03;557[C  ]| queene, loue a bull?  and was not CALISTO, the mother of ARCAS, turn'd
003:03;557[C  ]| into a beare, and made a starre, mistris VRSVLA, in$4$ the heauens?
003:03;557[H  ]| O God!  that$3$ I could have said as much!  I will$1$ have these stories
003:03;557[H  ]| painted in$4$ the beare-garden, 7ex 7ouidij 7metamorphosi.
003:03;557[B  ]| Where is your Princesse, Captaine?  pray' be our$6@2$ leader.
003:03;558[H  ]| That$6@2$ I shall, sir.
003:03;558[C  ]| Make haste, good sir AMOROVS.
003:04;558[A  ]| Sir, there is an angel for$4$ your*selfe, and a brace of angels for$4$ your cold.
003:04;558[A  ]| Muse not at this mannage of my bounty.  It$6@1$ is fit we$6@2$ should thanke
003:04;558[A  ]| fortune, double to$4$ nature, for$4$ any benefit she conferres upon$4$ us$6@2$; besides,
003:04;558[A  ]| it$6@1$ is your imperfection, but my solace.
003:04;558['  ]| The parson speakes, as hauing a cold.
003:04;558[W  ]| I thanke your worship, so$5@2$ is it$6@1$ mine, now.
003:04;558[A  ]| What sayes he, CVTBERD?
003:04;558[I  ]| He saies, 7Pra*esto, sir, whensoeuer your worship needes him, he
003:04;558[I  ]| can be ready with the like$2$.  He got this cold with sitting up$5$ late, and singing
003:04;558[I  ]| catches with cloth-workers.
003:04;558[A  ]| No$2$ more.  I thanke him.
003:04;558[W  ]| God keepe your worship, and giue you much ioy with your
003:04;558[W  ]| faire spouse.
003:04;558['  ]| He coughes.
003:04;558[W  ]| (Vmh, vmh.)
003:04;558[A  ]| O, O stay CVTBERD!  let him giue me fiue shillings of my money
003:04;558[A  ]| backe.  As it$6@1$ is bounty to$9$ reward benefits, so$5@2$ is it$6@1$ equity to$9$ mulct
003:04;558[A  ]| iniuries.  I will$1$ have it$6@2$.  What sayes he?
003:04;558[I  ]| He can not change it$6@2$, sir.
003:04;558[A  ]| It$6@1$ must be chang'd.
003:04;558[I  ]| Cough againe.
003:04;558[A  ]| What sayes he?
003:04;558[I  ]| He will$1$ cough out the rest, sir.
003:04;558['  ]| Againe.
003:04;558[W  ]| (Vmh, vmh, vmh.)
003:04;558[A  ]| Away, away with him, stop his mouth, away, I forgiue it$6@2$. --
003:04;558[E  ]| Fye, master MOROSE, that$3$ you will$1$ vse this violence to$4$ a man
003:04;558[E  ]| of the church.
003:04;558[A  ]| How!
003:04;558[E  ]| It$6@1$ do's not become your grauity, or breeding, (as you pretend in$4$
003:04;558[E  ]| court) to$9$ have offer'd this outrage on$4$ a water-man, or any more boystrous
003:04;558[E  ]| creature, much lesse on$4$ a man of his ciuill coat.
003:04;558[A  ]| You can speake then!
003:04;558[E  ]| Yes, sir.
003:04;558[A  ]| Speake, out I meane.
003:04;558[E  ]| I sir.  Why, did you thinke you had married a statue?  or a motion,
003:04;558[E  ]| onely?  one of the French puppets, with the eyes turn'd with a wire?
003:04;558[E  ]| or some innocent out of the hospitall, that$6@1$ would stand with her$2$ hands
003:04;558[E  ]| thus, and a playse mouth, and looke upon$4$ you.
003:04;558[A  ]| O immodestie!  a manifest woman!  what CVTBERD?
003:04;558[E  ]| Nay, neuer quarrell with CVTBERD, sir, it$6@1$ is too late now.  I
003:04;559[E  ]| confesse, it$6@1$ doth bate somewhat of the modestie I had, when I writ
003:04;559[E  ]| simply maide:  but I hope, I shall make it$6@2$ a stocke still competent, to$4$ the estate,
003:04;559[E  ]| and dignity of your wife.
003:04;559[A  ]| She can talke!
003:04;559[E  ]| Yes indeed, sir.
003:04;559[A  ]| What, sirrah.  None of my knaues, there?  where is this impostor,
003:04;559[A  ]| CVTBERD?
003:04;559[E  ]| Speake to$4$ him, fellow, speake to$4$ him.  I will$1$ have none of this coacted,
003:04;559[E  ]| vnnaturall dumbnesse in$4$ my house, in$4$ a family where I gouerne.
003:04;559[A  ]| She is my Regent already!  I have married a PENTHESILEA,
003:04;559[A  ]| a SEMIRAMIS, sold my liberty to$4$ a distaffe!
003:05;559[D  ]| Where is master MOROSE?
003:05;559[A  ]| Is he come againe!  lord have mercy upon$4$ me.
003:05;559[D  ]| I wish you all ioy, mistris EPICOENE, with your graue
003:05;559[D  ]| and honourable match.
003:05;559[E  ]| I returne you the thankes, master TRVE-WIT, so$5@1$ friendly a wish
003:05;559[E  ]| deserues.
003:05;559[A  ]| She has acquaintance, too!
003:05;559[D  ]| God saue you, sir, and giue you all contentment in$4$ your faire
003:05;559[D  ]| choise, here.  Before I was the bird of night to$4$ you, the owle but now I
003:05;559[D  ]| am the messenger of peace, a doue, and bring you the glad wishes of
003:05;559[D  ]| many friends, to$4$ the celebration of this good houre.
003:05;559[A  ]| What houre, sir?
003:05;559[D  ]| Your marriage houre sir.  I commend your resolution, that$6@1$
003:05;559[D  ]| (notwithstanding all the dangers I laid afore you, in$4$ the voice of a night-crow)
003:05;559[D  ]| would yet go on$5$, and be your*selfe.  It$6@1$ shewes you are a man constant
003:05;559[D  ]| to$4$ your own ends, and vpright to$4$ your purposes, that$6@1$ would not be
003:05;559[D  ]| put off with left-handed cries.
003:05;559[A  ]| How should you arriue at the knowledge of so$5@1$ much!
003:05;559[D  ]| Why, did you euer hope, sir, committing the secrecie of it$6@2$ to$4$
003:05;559[D  ]| a barber, that$3$ lesse then the whole towne should know it$6@2$?  you might as
003:05;559[D  ]| well have told it$6@2$ the conduit, or the bake-house, or the infant'ry that$6@1$ follow
003:05;559[D  ]| the court, and with more securitie.  Could your grauitie forget so$5@1$ olde
003:05;559[D  ]| and noted a remnant, as 7lippis 7& 7tonsoribus 7notum.  Well sir, forgiue it$6@2$
003:05;559[D  ]| your*selfe now, the fault, and be communicable with your friends.  Here
003:05;559[D  ]| will$1$ be three or foure fashionable ladies, from the colledge, to$9$ visit you
003:05;559[D  ]| presently, and their traine of minions, and followers.
003:05;559[A  ]| Barre my dores!  barre my dores!  where are all my eaters?
003:05;559[A  ]| my mouthes now?  barre up$5$ my dores, you varlets.
003:05;559[E  ]| He is a varlet, that$6@1$ stirres to$4$ such an office.  Let them stand open.
003:05;560[E  ]| I would see him that$6@1$ dares mooue his eyes toward it$6@2$.  Shall I have a barricado
003:05;560[E  ]| made against my friends, to$9$ be barr'd of any pleasure they can bring
003:05;560[E  ]| in$5$ to$4$ me with honorable visitations.
003:05;560[A  ]| O Amazonian impudence!
003:05;560[D  ]| Nay faith, in$4$ this, sir, she speakes but reason:  and me*thinkes
003:05;560[D  ]| is more continent then you.  Would you go to$4$ bed so$5@1$ presently, sir, afore
003:05;560[D  ]| noone?  a man of your head, and haire, should owe more to$4$ that$6@2$ reueuerend
003:05;560[D  ]| ceremony, and not mount the marriage-bed, like$4$ a towne-bul,
003:05;560[D  ]| or a mountaine-goate; but stay the due season; and ascend it$6@2$ then with
003:05;560[D  ]| religion, and feare.  Those delights are to$9$ be steep'd in$4$ the humor, and silence
003:05;560[D  ]| of the night; and giue the day to$4$ other open pleasures, and jollities
003:05;560[D  ]| of feast, of musique, of reuells, of discourse:  we$6@2$ will$1$ have all, sir, that$6@1$
003:05;560[D  ]| may make your Hymen high, and happy.
003:05;560[A  ]| O, my torment, my torment!
003:05;560[D  ]| Nay, if you indure the first halfe houre, sir, so$5@1$ tediously, and
003:05;560[D  ]| with this irksomnesse; what comfort, or hope, can this faire gentlewoman
003:05;560[D  ]| make to$4$ her*selfe hereafter, in$4$ the consideration of so$5@1$ many yeeres as
003:05;560[D  ]| are to$9$ come --
003:05;560[A  ]| Of my affliction.  Good sir, depart, and let her$6$ do it$6@2$ alone.
003:05;560[D  ]| I have done, sir.
003:05;560[A  ]| That$6@2$ cursed barber!
003:05;560[D  ]| (Yes faith, a cursed wretch indeed, sir.)
003:05;560[A  ]| I have married his citterne, that$6@1$ is common to$4$ all men.  Some
003:05;560[A  ]| plague, aboue the plague --
003:05;560[D  ]| (All Egypts ten plagues)
003:05;560[A  ]| Reuenge me on$4$ him.
003:05;560[D  ]| It$6@1$ is very well, sir.  If you laid on$5$ a curse or two, more, I will$1$ assure
003:05;560[D  ]| you he will$1$ beare them.  As, that$3$ he may get the poxe with seeking to$9$
003:05;560[D  ]| cure it$6@2$, sir?  Or, that$3$ while he is curling another mans haire, his owne may
003:05;560[D  ]| drop off?  Or, for$4$ burning some male-baudes lock, he may have his braine
003:05;560[D  ]| beat out with the curling-iron?
003:05;560[A  ]| No$7$, let the wretch liue wretched.  May he get the itch, and his
003:05;560[A  ]| shop so$5@1$ lousie, as no$2$ man dare come at him, nor he come at no$2$ man.
003:05;560[D  ]| (Aye, and if he would swallow all his balles for$4$ pills, let not them
003:05;560[D  ]| purge him)
003:05;560[A  ]| Let his warming pan be euer cold.
003:05;560[D  ]| (A perpetuall frost vnderneath it$6@2$, sir)
003:05;560[A  ]| Let him neuer hope to$9$ see fire againe.
003:05;560[D  ]| (But in$4$ hell, sir)
003:05;560[A  ]| His chaires be alwaies empty, his scissors rust, and his combes
003:05;560[A  ]| mould in$4$ their cases.
003:05;560[D  ]| Very dreadfull that$6@2$!  (And may he loose the inuention, sir, of
003:05;560[D  ]| caruing lanternes in$4$ paper)
003:05;560[A  ]| Let there be no$2$ baud carted that$6@2$ yeare, to$9$ employ a bason of
003:05;560[A  ]| his:  but let him be glad to$9$ eate his sponge, for$4$ bread.
003:05;561[D  ]| And drinke lotium to$4$ it$6@2$, and much good do him.
003:05;561[A  ]| Or, for$4$ want of bread --
003:05;561[D  ]| Eat eare-waxe, sir.  I will$1$ helpe you.  Or, draw his owne teeth, and
003:05;561[D  ]| adde them to$4$ the lute-string.
003:05;561[A  ]| No$7$, beate the old ones to$4$ poulder, and make bread of them.
003:05;561[D  ]| (Yes, make meale of the millstones.)
003:05;561[A  ]| May all the botches, and burnes, that$6@1$ he has cur'd on$4$ others,
003:05;561[A  ]| breake out upon$4$ him.
003:05;561[D  ]| And he now forget the cure of them in$4$ himselfe, sir:  or, if he do
003:05;561[D  ]| remember it$6@2$, let him have scrap'd all his linnen into lint for$4$ it$6@2$, and have not
003:05;561[D  ]| a rag left him, to$9$ set up$5$ with.
003:05;561[A  ]| Let him neuer set up$5$ againe, but have the gout in$4$ his hands
003:05;561[A  ]| for*euer.  Now, no$2$ more, sir.
003:05;561[D  ]| O that$6@2$ last was too high set!  you might go lesse with him
003:05;561[D  ]| in*faith, and be reueng'd enough:  as, that$3$ he be neuer able to$9$ new-paint
003:05;561[D  ]| his pole --
003:05;561[A  ]| Good sir, no$2$ more.  I forgot my*selfe.
003:05;561[D  ]| Or, want credit to$9$ take up$5$ with a combe-maker --
003:05;561[A  ]| No$2$ more, sir.
003:05;561[D  ]| Or, hauing broken his glasse in$4$ a former despaire, fall now into
003:05;561[D  ]| a much greater, of euer getting another --
003:05;561[A  ]| I beseech you, no$2$ more.
003:05;561[D  ]| Or, that$3$ he neuer be trusted with trimming of any but chimney-sweepers --
003:05;561[A  ]| Sir --
003:05;561[D  ]| Or, may he cut a colliers throat with his rasor, by$4$ chance-medlee,
003:05;561[D  ]| and yet hang for$4$ it$6@2$.
003:05;561[A  ]| I will$1$ forgiue him, rather then heare any more.  I beseech you,
003:05;561[A  ]| sir.
003:06;561[F  ]| This way, madame.
003:06;561[A  ]| O, the sea breakes in$5$ upon$4$ me!  another floud!  an inundation!
003:06;561[A  ]| I shall be orewhelm'd with noise.  It$6@1$ beates already at
003:06;561[A  ]| my shores.  I feele an earthquake in$4$ my*selfe, for$4$ it$6@2$.
003:06;561[F  ]| 'Giue you ioy, mistresse.
003:06;561[A  ]| Has she seruants too!
003:06;561[F  ]| I have brought some ladies here to$9$ see, and know you.
003:06;561['  ]| She kisses them seuerally as he presents them.
003:06;561[F  ]| My ladie HAVGHTY,
003:06;561[F  ]| this my lady CENTAVRE, mistress DOL MAVIS, mistresse TRVSTIE
003:06;561[F  ]| my ladie HAVGHTIES woman.  Where is your husband?
003:06;561[F  ]| let us$6@2$ see him:  can he endure no$2$ noise?  let me come to$4$ him.
003:06;562[A  ]| What nomenclator is this!
003:06;562[D  ]| Sir IOHN DAW, sir, your wifes seruant, this.
003:06;562[A  ]| A DAW, and her$2$ seruant!  O, it$6@1$ is decreed, it$6@1$ is decreed of me,
003:06;562[A  ]| if she have such seruants.
003:06;562[D  ]| Nay sir, you must kisse the ladies, you must not go away, now;
003:06;562[D  ]| they come toward you, to$9$ seeke you out.
003:06;562[V  ]| In*faith, master MOROSE, would you steale a marriage thus, in$4$
003:06;562[V  ]| the midst of so$5@1$ many friends, and not acquaint us$6@2$?  Well, I will$1$ kisse you,
003:06;562[V  ]| notwithstanding the iustice of my quarrell:  you shall giue me leaue, mistresse,
003:06;562[V  ]| to$9$ vse a becomming familiarity with your husband.
003:06;562[E  ]| Your ladiship do's me an honour in$4$ it$6@2$, to$9$ let me know he is so$5@1$
003:06;562[E  ]| worthy your fauour:  as, you have done both him and me grace, to$9$ visit
003:06;562[E  ]| so$5@1$ vnprepar'd a paire to$9$ entertaine you.
003:06;562[A  ]| Complement!  complement!
003:06;562[E  ]| But I must lay the burden of that$6@2$, upon$4$ my seruant, here.
003:06;562[V  ]| It$6@1$ shall not need, mistresse MOROSE, we$6@2$ will$1$ all beare, rather
003:06;562[V  ]| then one shall be opprest.
003:06;562[A  ]| I know it$6@2$:  and you will$1$ teach her$6$ the faculty, if she be to$9$
003:06;562[A  ]| learne it$6@2$.
003:06;562[V  ]| Is this the silent woman?
003:06;562[V  ]| Nay, she has found her$2$ tongue since she was married, master TRVE-WIT
003:06;562[V  ]| sayes.
003:06;562[V  ]| O, master TRVE-WIT!  'saue you.  What kinde of creature is
003:06;562[V  ]| your bride here?  she speakes, me*thinkes!
003:06;562[D  ]| Yes madame, beleeue it$6@2$, she is a gentlewoman of very absolute
003:06;562[D  ]| behauiour, and of a good race.
003:06;562[V  ]| And IACK DAW told us$6@2$, she could not speake.
003:06;562[D  ]| So$5@2$ it$6@1$ was carried in$4$ plot, madam, to$9$ put her$6$ upon$4$ this old fellow,
003:06;562[D  ]| by$4$ sir DAVPHINE, his nephew, and one or two more of us$6@2$:  but she is
003:06;562[D  ]| a woman of an excellent assurance, and an extraordinary happie wit, and
003:06;562[D  ]| tongue.  You shall see her$6$ make rare sport with DAW, ere night.
003:06;562[V  ]| And he brought us$6@2$ to$9$ laugh at her$6$!
003:06;562[D  ]| That$6@2$ falls out often, madame, that$3$ he that$6@1$ thinkes himselfe the
003:06;562[D  ]| master-wit, is the master-foole.  I assure your lady-ship, ye can not laugh
003:06;562[D  ]| at her$6$.
003:06;562[V  ]| No$7$, we$6@2$ will$1$ have her$6$ to$4$ the colledge:  if she have wit, she shall
003:06;562[V  ]| be one of us$6@2$!  shall she not CENTAVRE?  we$6@2$ will$1$ make her$6$ a collegiate.
003:06;562[V  ]| Yes faith, madame, and MAVIS, if she will$1$ set up$5$ a side.
003:06;562[D  ]| Beleeue it$6@2$ madame, and mistris MAVIS, she will$1$ sustaine her$2$
003:06;562[D  ]| part.
003:06;562[V  ]| I will$1$ tell you that$6@2$, when I have talk'd with her$6$, and try'd her$6$.
003:06;562[V  ]| Vse her$6$ very ciuilly, MAVIS.
003:06;562[V  ]| So$5@2$ I will$1$, madame.
003:06;562[A  ]| Blessed minute, that$3$ they would whisper thus euer.
003:06;562[D  ]| In$4$ the meane*time, madame, would but your lady-ship helpe to$9$
003:06;563[D  ]| vexe him a little:  you know his disease, talke to$4$ him about the wedding
003:06;563[D  ]| ceremonies, or call for$4$ your gloues, or --
003:06;563[V  ]| Let me alone.  CENTAVRE, helpe me.  Mr% bride-groome, where
003:06;563[V  ]| are you?
003:06;563[A  ]| O, it$6@1$ was too miraculously good to$9$ last!
003:06;563[V  ]| We$6@2$ see no$2$ ensignes of a wedding, here; no$2$ character of a
003:06;563[V  ]| brideale:  where be our$6@2$ skarfes, and our$6@2$ gloues?  I pray you giue them us$6@2$.
003:06;563[V  ]| Let us$6@2$ know your brides colours, and yours, at least.
003:06;563[V  ]| Alas, madame, he has prouided none.
003:06;563[A  ]| Had I knowne your ladiships painter, I would.
003:06;563[V  ]| He has giuen it$6@2$ you, CENTAVRE, in*faith.  But, do you heare,
003:06;563[V  ]| M% MOROSE, a iest will$1$ not absolue you in$4$ this manner.  You that$6@1$ have
003:06;563[V  ]| suck'd the milke of the court, and from thence have beene brought up$5$ to$4$
003:06;563[V  ]| the very strong meates, and wine, of it$6@2$; beene a courtier from the biggen,
003:06;563[V  ]| to$4$ the night-cap:  (as we$6@2$ may say) and you, to$9$ offend in$4$ such a high
003:06;563[V  ]| point of ceremonie, as this!  and let your nuptialls want all markes of
003:06;563[V  ]| solemnitie!  How much plate have you lost to*day (if you had but regarded
003:06;563[V  ]| your profit) what guifts, what friends, through your meere rusticitie?
003:06;563[V  ]|
003:06;563[A  ]| Madame --
003:06;563[V  ]| Pardon me, sir, I must insinuate your errours to$4$ you.  No$2$
003:06;563[V  ]| gloues?  no$2$ garters?  no$2$ skarfes?  no$2$ epithalamium?  no$2$ masque?
003:06;563[F  ]| Yes, madame, I will$1$ make an epithalamium, I promis'd my mistris,
003:06;563[F  ]| I have begunne it$6@2$ already:  will$1$ you ladiship heare it$6@2$?
003:06;563[V  ]| Aye, good IACK DAW.
003:06;563[A  ]| Will$1$ it$6@1$ please your ladiship command a chamber, and be priuate
003:06;563[A  ]| with your friend?  you shall have your choice of roomes, to$9$ retire to$5$
003:06;563[A  ]| after:  my whole house is yours.  I know, it$6@1$ hath beene your ladiships errand,
003:06;563[A  ]| into the city, at other times, how*euer now you have beene vnhappily
003:06;563[A  ]| diuerted upon$4$ me:  but I shall be loth to$9$ breake any honorable custome
003:06;563[A  ]| of your ladiships.  And therefore, good madame --
003:06;563[E  ]| Come, you are a rude bride-groome, to$9$ entertayne ladies of
003:06;563[E  ]| honour in$4$ this fashion.
003:06;563[V  ]| He is a rude groome, indeed.
003:06;563[D  ]| By$4$ that$6@2$ light, you deserue to$9$ be grafted, and have your hornes
003:06;563[D  ]| reach from one side of the Iland, to$4$ the other.  Do not mistake me, sir,
003:06;563[D  ]| I but speake this, to$9$ giue the ladies some heart againe, not for$4$ any malice
003:06;563[D  ]| to$4$ you.
003:06;563[A  ]| Is this your Brauo, ladies?
003:06;563[D  ]| As god helpe me, if you vtter such another word, I will$1$ take
003:06;563[D  ]| mistris bride in$5$, and beginne to$4$ you, in$4$ a very sad cup, do you see?  Go
003:06;563[D  ]| to$5$, know your friends, and such, as loue you.
003:07;564[C  ]| By$4$ your leaue, ladies.  Do you want any musique?  I have brought
003:07;564[C  ]| you varietie of noyses.  Play, sirs, all of you.
003:07;564['  ]| Musique of all sorts.
003:07;564[A  ]| O, a plot, a plot, a plot, a plot upon$4$ me!  This day, I
003:07;564[A  ]| shall be their anvile to$9$ worke on$5$, they will$1$ grate me asunder.  It$6@1$ is worse
003:07;564[A  ]| then the noyse of a saw.
003:07;564[C  ]| No$7$, they are haire, rosin, and guts.  I can giue you the receipt.
003:07;564[D  ]| Peace, boyes.
003:07;564[C  ]| Play, I say.
003:07;564[D  ]| Peace, rascalls.  You see who$6@1$ is your friend now, sir?  Take courage,
003:07;564[D  ]| put on$5$ a martyrs resolution.  Mocke downe all their attemptings,
003:07;564[D  ]| with patience.  It$6@1$ is but a day, and I would suffer heroically.  Should an
003:07;564[D  ]| asse exceed me in$4$ fortitude?  No$7$.  You betray your infirmitie with your
003:07;564[D  ]| hanging dull eares, and make them insult:  beare up$5$ brauely, and constantly.
003:07;564['  ]| La-Foole passes ouer sewing the meate.
003:07;564[D  ]| Looke you here, sir, what honour is done you vnexpected, by$4$ your
003:07;564[D  ]| nephew; a wedding dinner come, and a Knight sewer before it$6@2$, for$4$ the
003:07;564[D  ]| more reputation:  and fine Mrs OTTER, your neighbour, in$4$ the rump,
003:07;564[D  ]| or tayle of it$6@2$.
003:07;564[A  ]| Is that$6@2$ Gorgon, that$6@2$ Medusa come?  Hide me, hide me.
003:07;564[D  ]| I warrant you, sir, she will$1$ not transforme you.  Looke upon$4$
003:07;564[D  ]| her$6$ with a good courage.  Pray you entertayne her$6$, and conduct your
003:07;564[D  ]| guests in$5$.  No$7$?  Mistris bride, will$1$ you entreat in$5$ the ladies?  your bride-groome
003:07;564[D  ]| is so$5@1$ shame-fac'd, here --
003:07;564[E  ]| Will$1$ it$6@1$ please your ladiship, madame?
003:07;564[V  ]| With the benefit of your companie, mistris.
003:07;564[E  ]| Seruant, pray you performe your duties.
003:07;564[F  ]| And glad to$9$ be commanded, mistris.
003:07;564[V  ]| How like$1$ you her$2$ wit, MAVIS.
003:07;564[V  ]| Very prettily, absolutely well.
003:07;564[J  ]| It$6@1$ is my place.
003:07;564[V  ]| You shall pardon me, mistris OTTER.
003:07;564[J  ]| Why I am a collegiate.
003:07;564[V  ]| But not in$4$ ordinary.
003:07;564[J  ]| But I am.
003:07;564[V  ]| We$6@2$ will$1$ dispute that$6@2$ within.
003:07;564[C  ]| Would this had lasted a little longer.
003:07;564[D  ]| And that$3$ they had sent for$4$ the Heralds.  Captayne OTTER,
003:07;564[D  ]| what newes?
003:07;564[H  ]| I have brought my bull, beare, and horse, in$4$ priuate, and yonder
003:07;564[H  ]| are the trumpetters without, and the drum, gentlemen.
003:07;565['  ]| The Drum, and Trumpets sound.
003:07;565[A  ]| O, O, O.
003:07;565[H  ]| And we$6@2$ will$1$ have a rouse in$4$ each of them, anon, for$4$ bold Britons,
003:07;565[H  ]| in*faith.
003:07;565[A  ]| O, O, O.
003:07;565[X  ]| Follow, follow, follow.
004:01;000@@@@@|
004:01;565[D  ]| Was there euer poore bride-groome so$5@1$ tormented?  or man
004:01;565[D  ]| indeed?
004:01;565[C  ]| I have not read of the life, in$4$ the chronicles of the land.
004:01;565[D  ]| Sure, he can not but go to$4$ a place of rest, after all this
004:01;565[D  ]| purgatorie.
004:01;565[C  ]| He may presume it$6@2$, I thinke.
004:01;565[D  ]| The spitting, the coughing, the laughter, the neesing, the farting,
004:01;565[D  ]| dauncing, noise of the musique, and her$2$ masculine, and lowd commanding,
004:01;565[D  ]| and vrging the whole family, makes him thinke he has married
004:01;565[D  ]| a furie.
004:01;565[C  ]| And she carries it$6@2$ up$5$ brauely.
004:01;565[D  ]| Aye, she takes any occasion to$9$ speake:  that$6@2$ is the height of it$6@2$.
004:01;565[C  ]| And how soberly DAVPHINE labours to$9$ satisfie him, that$3$ it$6@1$
004:01;565[C  ]| was none of his plot!
004:01;565[D  ]| And has almost brought him to$4$ the faith, in$4$ the article.  Here he
004:01;565[D  ]| comes.  Where is he now?  what is become of him, DAVPHINE?
004:01;565[B  ]| O, hold me up$5$ a little, I shall go away in$4$ the iest else.  He has
004:01;565[B  ]| got on$5$ his whole nest of night-caps, and lock'd himselfe up$5$, in$4$ the top of
004:01;565[B  ]| the house, as high, as euer he can climbe from the noise.  I peep'd in$5$ at a
004:01;565[B  ]| crany, and saw him sitting ouer a cross-beame of the roofe, like$4$ him on$4$
004:01;565[B  ]| the sadlers horse in$4$ Fleetstreet, vp-right:  and he will$1$ sleepe there.
004:01;565[C  ]| But where are your collegiates?
004:01;565[B  ]| With-drawne with the bride in$4$ priuate.
004:01;565[D  ]| O, they are instructing her$6$ in$4$ the colledge-Grammar.  If she
004:01;565[D  ]| have grace with them, she knowes all their secrets instantly.
004:01;565[C  ]| Me*thinks, the lady HAVGHTY lookes well to*day, for$4$ all my
004:01;565[C  ]| dispraise of her$6$ in$4$ the morning.  I thinke, I shall come about to$4$ thee againe,
004:01;565[C  ]| TRVE-WIT.
004:01;565[D  ]| Beleeue it$6@2$, I told you right.  Women ought to$9$ repaire the losses,
004:01;565[D  ]| time and yeeres have made in$4$ their features, with dressings.  And an intelligent
004:01;565[D  ]| woman, if she know by$4$ her*selfe the least defect, will$1$ be most curious,
004:01;565[D  ]| to$9$ hide it$6@2$:  and it$6@1$ becomes her$6$.  If she be short, let her$6$ sit much, lest
004:01;565[D  ]| when she stands, she be thought to$9$ sit.  If she have an ill foot, let her$6$
004:01;565[D  ]| weare her$2$ gowne the longer, and her$2$ shoo the thinner.  If a fat hand, and
004:01;565[D  ]| scald nailes, let her$6$ carue the lesse, and act in$4$ gloues.  If a sowre breath, let
004:01;566[D  ]| her$6$ neuer discourse fasting:  and alwaies talke at her$2$ distance.  If she have
004:01;566[D  ]| black and rugged teeth, let her$6$ offer the lesse at laughter, especially if she
004:01;566[D  ]| laugh wide, and open.
004:01;566[C  ]| O, you shall have some women, when they laugh, you would
004:01;566[C  ]| thinke they bray'd, it$6@1$ is so$5@1$ rude, and --
004:01;566[D  ]| Aye, and others, that$6@1$ will$1$ stalke in$4$ their gait like$4$ an Estrich, and take
004:01;566[D  ]| huge strides.  I can not endure such a sight.  I loue measure in$4$ the feet, and
004:01;566[D  ]| number in$4$ the voice:  they are gentlenesses, that$6@1$ oft-times draw no$2$ lesse
004:01;566[D  ]| then the face.
004:01;566[B  ]| How cam'st thou to$9$ studie these creatures so$5@1$ exactly?  I would
004:01;566[B  ]| thou would'st make me a proficient.
004:01;566[D  ]| Yes, but you must leaue to$9$ liue in$4$ your chamber then a month together
004:01;566[D  ]| upon$4$ AMADIS de Gaule, or Don QVIXOTE, as you are wont; and
004:01;566[D  ]| come abroad where the matter is frequent, to$4$ court, to$4$ tiltings, publique
004:01;566[D  ]| showes, and feasts, to$4$ playes, and church sometimes:  thither they come
004:01;566[D  ]| to$9$ shew their new tyres too, to$9$ see, and to$9$ be seene.  In$4$ these places a man
004:01;566[D  ]| shall find whom to$9$ loue, whom to$9$ play with, whom to$9$ touch once, whom
004:01;566[D  ]| to$9$ hold euer.  The variety arrests his iudgement.  A wench to$9$ please a man
004:01;566[D  ]| comes not downe dropping from the seeling, as he lyes on$4$ his backe droning
004:01;566[D  ]| a tobacco pipe.  He must go where she is.
004:01;566[B  ]| Yes, and be neuer the neere.
004:01;566[D  ]| Out heretique.  That$6@2$ dissidence makes thee worthy it$6@1$ should
004:01;566[D  ]| be so$5@2$.
004:01;566[C  ]| He sayes true to$4$ you, DAVPHINE.
004:01;566[B  ]| Why?
004:01;566[D  ]| A man should not doubt to$9$ ouer-come any woman.  Thinke
004:01;566[D  ]| he can vanquish them, and he shall:  for$3$ though they denie, their desire is
004:01;566[D  ]| to$9$ be tempted.  PENELOPE her*selfe can not hold out long, Ostend, you
004:01;566[D  ]| saw, was taken at last.  You must perseuer, and hold to$4$ your purpose.
004:01;566[D  ]| They would sollicite us$6@2$, but that$3$ they are afraid.  Howsoeuer, they wish
004:01;566[D  ]| in$4$ their hearts we$6@2$ should sollicite them.  Praise them, flatter them, you shall
004:01;566[D  ]| neuer want eloquence, or trust:  euen the chastest delight to$9$ feele themselues
004:01;566[D  ]| that$6@2$ way rub'd.  With praises you must mixe kisses too.  If they
004:01;566[D  ]| take them, they will$1$ take more.  Though they striue, they would be ouer-come.
004:01;566[D  ]|
004:01;566[C  ]| O, but a man must beware of force.
004:01;566[D  ]| It$6@1$ is to$4$ them an acceptable violence, and has oft-times the place
004:01;566[D  ]| of the greatest courtesie.  She that$6@1$ might have beene forc'd, if you let
004:01;566[D  ]| her$6$ go free without touching, though she then seeme to$9$ thanke you, will$1$
004:01;566[D  ]| euer hate you after:  and glad in$4$ the face, is assuredly sad at the heart.
004:01;566[C  ]| But all women are not to$9$ be taken alwaies.
004:01;566[D  ]| It$6@1$ is true.  No$2$ more then all birds, or all fishes.  If you appeare
004:01;566[D  ]| learned to$4$ an ignorant wench, or iocund to$4$ a sad, or witty to$4$ a foolish, why
004:01;566[D  ]| she presently begins to$9$ mistrust her*selfe.  You must approch them in$4$ their
004:01;566[D  ]| owne height, their owne line:  for$3$ the contrary makes many that$6@1$ feare to$9$
004:01;567[D  ]| commit themselues to$4$ noble and worthy fellowes, run into the imbraces
004:01;567[D  ]| of a rascall.  If she loue wit, giue verses, though you borrow them of a
004:01;567[D  ]| friend, or buy them, to$9$ have good.  If valour, talke of your sword, and be
004:01;567[D  ]| frequent in$4$ the mention of quarrels, though you be staunch in$4$ fighting.
004:01;567[D  ]| If actiuitie, be seene on$4$ your barbary often, or leaping ouer stooles, for$4$ the
004:01;567[D  ]| credit of your back.  If she loue good clothes or dressing, have your learned
004:01;567[D  ]| counsell about you euery morning, your french taylor, barber, linnener,
004:01;567[D  ]| &c%  Let your poulder, your glasse, and your combe, be your dearest
004:01;567[D  ]| acquaintance.  Take more care for$4$ the ornament of your head, then the
004:01;567[D  ]| safetie:  and wish the common-wealth rather troubled, then a haire about
004:01;567[D  ]| you.  That$6@2$ will$1$ take her$6$.  Then if she be couetous and crauing, do you
004:01;567[D  ]| promise any*thing, and performe sparingly:  so$5@2$ shall you keepe her$6$ in$4$ appetite
004:01;567[D  ]| still.  Seeme as you would giue, but be like$4$ a barren field that$6@1$ yeelds
004:01;567[D  ]| little, or vnlucky dice, to$4$ foolish, and hoping gamesters.  Let your gifts be
004:01;567[D  ]| slight, and daintie, rather then pretious.  Let cunning be aboue cost.  Giue
004:01;567[D  ]| cherries at time of yeere, or apricots; and say they were sent you out of
004:01;567[D  ]| the countrey, though you bought them in$4$ Cheap-side.  Admire her$2$ tyres;
004:01;567[D  ]| like$1$ her$6$ in$4$ all fashions; compare her$6$ in$4$ euery habit to$4$ some deitie; inuent
004:01;567[D  ]| excellent dreames to$9$ flatter her$6$, and riddles, or, if she be a great one,
004:01;567[D  ]| performe alwaies the second parts to$4$ her$6$:  like$1$ what she likes, praise
004:01;567[D  ]| whom she praises, and faile not to$9$ make the houshold and seruants yours,
004:01;567[D  ]| yea the whole family, and salute them by$4$ their names:  (it$6@1$ is but light cost if
004:01;567[D  ]| you can purchase them so$5@2$) and make her$2$ physitian your pensioner, and
004:01;567[D  ]| her$2$ chiefe woman.  Nor will$1$ it$6@1$ be out of your gaine to$9$ make loue to$4$ her$6$
004:01;567[D  ]| too, so$3$ she follow, not vsher, her$2$ ladies pleasure.  All blabbing is taken away,
004:01;567[D  ]| when she comes to$9$ be a part of the crime.
004:01;567[B  ]| On$4$ what courtly lap hast thou late slept, to$9$ come forth so$5@1$ sudden
004:01;567[B  ]| and absolute a courtling?
004:01;567[D  ]| Good faith, I should rather question you, that$6@1$ are so$5@1$ harkning
004:01;567[D  ]| after these mysteries.  I begin to$9$ suspect your diligence, DAVPHINE.
004:01;567[D  ]| Speake, art thou in$4$ loue in$4$ earnest?
004:01;567[B  ]| Yes by$4$ my troth am I:  it$6@1$ were ill dissembling before thee.
004:01;567[D  ]| With which$6@2$ of them, I pray thee?
004:01;567[B  ]| With all the collegiates.
004:01;567[C  ]| Out on$4$ thee.  We$6@2$ will$1$ keepe you at home, beleeue it$6@2$, in$4$ the stable,
004:01;567[C  ]| if you be such a stallion.
004:01;567[D  ]| No$7$.  I like$1$ him well.  Men should loue wisely, and all women;
004:01;567[D  ]| some one for$4$ the face, and let her$6$ please the eye; another for$4$ the skin, and
004:01;567[D  ]| let her$6$ please the touch; a third for$4$ the voice, and let her$6$ please the eare;
004:01;567[D  ]| and where the obiects mixe, let the senses so$5@2$ too.  Thou wouldst thinke
004:01;567[D  ]| it$6@2$ strange, if I should make them all in$4$ loue with thee afore night!
004:01;567[B  ]| I would say thou had'st the best philtre in$4$ the world, and couldst
004:01;567[B  ]| do more then madame MEDEA, or Doctor FOREMAN.
004:01;567[D  ]| If I do not, let me play the mounte-banke for$4$ my meate while
004:01;567[D  ]| I liue, and the bawd for$4$ my drinke.
004:01;567[B  ]| So$5@2$ be it$6@1$, I say.
004:02;568[H  ]| O Lord, gentlemen, how my knights and I have mist you here!
004:02;568[C  ]| Why, Captaine, what seruice?  what seruice?
004:02;568[H  ]| To$9$ see me bring up$5$ my bull, beare, and horse to$9$ fight.
004:02;568[F  ]| Yes faith, the Captaine saies we$6@2$ shall be his dogs to$9$ baite them.
004:02;568[B  ]| A good imployment.
004:02;568[D  ]| Come on$5$, let us$6@2$ see a course then.
004:02;568[G  ]| I am afraid my cousin will$1$ be offended if she come.
004:02;568[H  ]| Be afraid of nothing.  Gentlemen, I have plac'd the drum and
004:02;568[H  ]| the trumpets, and one to$9$ giue them the signe when you are ready.  Here is
004:02;568[H  ]| my bull for$4$ my*selfe, and my beare for$4$ sir IOHN DAW, and my horse for$4$
004:02;568[H  ]| sir AMOROVS.  Now set your foot to$4$ mine, and yours to$4$ his, and --
004:02;568[G  ]| Pray god my cousin come not.
004:02;568[H  ]| Saint GEORGE, and saint ANDREW, feare no$2$ cousins.  Come,
004:02;568[H  ]| sound, sound.  7Et 7rauco 7strepuerunt 7cornua 7cantu.
004:02;568[D  ]| Well said, Captaine, in*faith:  well fought at the bull.
004:02;568[C  ]| Well held at the beare.
004:02;568[D  ]| Low, low, Captayne.
004:02;568[B  ]| O, the horse has kickt off his dog alreadie.
004:02;568[G  ]| I can not drinke it$6@2$, as I am a Knight.
004:02;568[D  ]| Gods #so off with his spurres, some-body.
004:02;568[G  ]| It$6@1$ goes againe my conscience.  My cousin will$1$ be angrie
004:02;568[G  ]| with it$6@2$.
004:02;568[F  ]| I have done mine.
004:02;568[D  ]| You fought high and faire, sir IOHN.
004:02;568[C  ]| At the head.
004:02;568[B  ]| Like$4$ an excellent beare-dog.
004:02;568[C  ]| You take no$2$ notice of the businesse, I hope.
004:02;568[F  ]| Not a word, sir, you see we$6@2$ are iouiall.
004:02;568[H  ]| Sir AMOROVS, you must not a*equiuocate.  It$6@1$ must be pull'd
004:02;568[H  ]| downe, for$4$ all my cousin.
004:02;568[C  ]| Sfoot, if you take not your drinke, they will$1$ thinke you are discontented
004:02;568[C  ]| with some*thing:  you will$1$ betray all, if you take the least notice.
004:02;568[G  ]| Not I, I will$1$ both drinke, and talke then.
004:02;568[H  ]| You must pull the horse on$4$ his knees, sir AMOROVS:  feare no$2$
004:02;568[H  ]| cousins.  7Iacta 7est 7alea.
004:02;568[D  ]| O, now he is in$4$ his vaine, and bold.  The least hint giuen him of
004:02;568[D  ]| his wife now, will$1$ make him raile desperately.
004:02;568[C  ]| Speake to$4$ him of her$6$.
004:02;569[D  ]| Do you, and I will$1$ fetch her$6$ to$4$ the hearing of it$6@2$.
004:02;569[B  ]| Captaine hee-OTTER, your shee-OTTER is comming, your
004:02;569[B  ]| wife.
004:02;569[H  ]| Wife!  Buz.  7Titiuilitium.  There is no$2$ such thing in$4$ nature.  I
004:02;569[H  ]| confesse, gentlemen, I have a cook, a laundresse, a house-drudge, that$6@1$ serues
004:02;569[H  ]| my necessary turnes, and goes vnder that$6@2$ title:  But he is an asse that$6@1$ will$1$
004:02;569[H  ]| be so$5@1$ vxorious, to$9$ tie his affections to$4$ one circle.  Come, the name dulls
004:02;569[H  ]| appetite.  Here, replenish againe:  another bout.  Wiues are nasty sluttish
004:02;569[H  ]| animalls.
004:02;569[B  ]| O, Captaine.
004:02;569[H  ]| As euer the earth bare, 7tribus 7verbis.  Where is master TRVE-WIT?
004:02;569[H  ]|
004:02;569[F  ]| He is slipt aside, sir.
004:02;569[C  ]| But you must drinke, and be iouiall.
004:02;569[F  ]| Yes, giue it$6@2$ me.
004:02;569[G  ]| And me, too.
004:02;569[F  ]| Let us$6@2$ be iouiall.
004:02;569[G  ]| As iouiall as you will$1$.
004:02;569[H  ]| Agreed.  Now you shall have the beare, cousin, and sir IOHN DAW
004:02;569[H  ]| the horse, and I will$1$ have the bull still.  Sound Tritons of the Thames.
004:02;569[H  ]| 7Nunc 7est 7bibendum, 7nunc 7pede 7libero --
004:02;569['  ]| Morose speakes from aboue:  the trumpets sounding.
004:02;569[A  ]| Villaines, murderers, sonnes of the earth, and traitors, what
004:02;569[A  ]| do you there?
004:02;569[C  ]| O, now the trumpets have wak'd him, we$6@2$ shall have his companie.
004:02;569[C  ]|
004:02;569[H  ]| A wife is a sciruy clogdogdo; an vnlucky thing, a very foresaid
004:02;569[H  ]| beare-whelpe, without any good fashion or breeding:  7mala 7bestia.
004:02;569[B  ]| Why did you marry one then, Captaine?
004:02;569['  ]| His wife is brought out to$9$ heare him.
004:02;569[H  ]| A poxe -- I married with sixe thousand pound, I.  I was in$4$ loue
004:02;569[H  ]| with that$6@2$.  I have not kist my furie, these fortie weekes.
004:02;569[C  ]| The more to$9$ blame you, Captaine.
004:02;569[D  ]| Nay, mistris OTTER, heare him a little first.
004:02;569[H  ]| She has a breath worse then my grand-mothers, 7profecto.
004:02;569[J  ]| O treacherous lyar.  Kisse me, sweet master TRVE-WIT,
004:02;569[J  ]| and proue him a slaundering knaue.
004:02;569[D  ]| I will$1$ rather beleeue you, lady.
004:02;569[H  ]| And she has a perruke, that$6@1$ is like$4$ a pound of hempe, made up$5$
004:02;569[H  ]| in$4$ shoo-thrids.
004:02;569[J  ]| O viper, mandrake!
004:02;569[H  ]| A most vile face!  and yet she spends me fortie pound a yeere
004:02;569[H  ]| in$4$ mercurie, and hogs-bones.  All her$2$ teeth were made in$4$ the Blacke-Friers:
004:02;569[H  ]| both her$2$ eye-browes in$4$ the Strand, and her$2$ haire is Siluer-street.  Euery part
004:02;569[H  ]| of the towne ownes a peece of her$6$.
004:02;569[J  ]| I can not hold.
004:02;569[H  ]| She takes her*selfe asunder still when she goes to$4$ bed, into some
004:02;570[H  ]| twentie boxes; and about next day noone is put together againe, like$4$ a
004:02;570[H  ]| great Germane clocke:  and so$5@2$ comes forth and rings a tedious larum to$4$
004:02;570[H  ]| the whole house, and then is quiet againe for$4$ an houre, but for$4$ her$2$ quarters.
004:02;570[H  ]| Have you done me right, gentlemen?
004:02;570['  ]| She falls upon$4$ him and beates him.
004:02;570[J  ]| No$7$, sir, I will$1$ do you right with my quarters, with my quarters.
004:02;570[H  ]| O, hold, good Princesse.
004:02;570[D  ]| Sound, sound.
004:02;570[C  ]| A battell, a battell.
004:02;570[J  ]| You notorious stinkardly beareward, do's my breath smell?
004:02;570[H  ]| Vnder correction, deare Princesse:  looke to$4$ my beare, and my
004:02;570[H  ]| horse, gentlemen.
004:02;570[J  ]| Do I want teeth, and eye-browes, thou bull-dog?
004:02;570[D  ]| Sound, sound still.
004:02;570[H  ]| No$7$, I protest, vnder correction --
004:02;570[J  ]| Aye, now you are vnder correction, you protest:  but you did
004:02;570[J  ]| not protest before correction, sir.  Thou IVDAS, to$9$ offer to$9$ betray thy
004:02;570[J  ]| Princesse!  I will$1$ make thee an example --
004:02;570['  ]| Morose descends with a long sword.
004:02;570[A  ]| I will$1$ have no$2$ such examples in$4$ my house, lady OTTER.
004:02;570[J  ]| Ah --
004:02;570[H  ]| Mrs MARY AMBREE, your examples are dangerous.  Rogues,
004:02;570[H  ]| Hell-hounds, Stentors, out of my dores, you sonnes of noise and tumult,
004:02;570[H  ]| begot on$4$ an ill May-day, or when the Gally-foist is a-floate to$4$ Westminster!
004:02;570[H  ]| A trumpetter could not be conceiu'd, but then!
004:02;570[B  ]| What ailes you, sir?
004:02;570[A  ]| They have rent my roofe, walls, and all my windores asunder,
004:02;570[A  ]| with their brazen throates.
004:02;570[D  ]| Best follow him, DAVPHINE.
004:02;570[B  ]| So$5@2$ I will$1$.
004:02;570[C  ]| Where is DAW, and LA-FOOLE?
004:02;570[H  ]| They are both run away, sir.  Good gentlemen, helpe to$9$ pacify
004:02;570[H  ]| my Princesse, and speake to$4$ the great ladies for$4$ me.  Now must I go
004:02;570[H  ]| lie with the beares this fortnight, and keepe out of the way, till my peace
004:02;570[H  ]| be made, for$4$ this scandale she has taken.  Did you not see my bull-head,
004:02;570[H  ]| gentlemen?
004:02;570[C  ]| Is it$6@1$ not on$5$, Captayne?
004:02;570[D  ]| No$7$:  but he may make a new one, by$4$ that$6@2$, is on$5$.
004:02;570[H  ]| O, here it$6@1$ is.  If you come ouer, gentlemen, and aske for$4$
004:02;570[H  ]| TOM OTTER, we$6@2$ will$1$ go downe to$4$ Ratcliffe, and have a course in*faith:  for$4$
004:02;570[H  ]| all these disasters.  There is 7bona 7spes left.
004:02;570[D  ]| Away, Captaine, get off while you are well.
004:02;570[C  ]| I am glad we$6@2$ are rid of him.
004:02;570[D  ]| You had neuer beene, vnlesse we$6@2$ had put his wife upon$4$ him.
004:02;570[D  ]| His humour is as tedious at last, as it$6@1$ was ridiculous at first.
004:03;571[V  ]| We$6@2$ wondred why you shreek'd so$5@2$, Mrs% OTTER.
004:03;571[J  ]| O god, madame, he came downe with a huge
004:03;571[J  ]| long naked weapon in$4$ both his hands, and look'd so$5@1$ dreadfully!
004:03;571[J  ]| Sure, he is beside himselfe.
004:03;571[V  ]| Why what made you there, mistris OTTER?
004:03;571[J  ]| Alas, mistris MAVIS, I was chastising my subiect, and
004:03;571[J  ]| thought nothing of him.
004:03;571[F  ]| Faith, mistris, you must do so$5@2$ too.  Learne to$9$ chastise.  Mistris OTTER
004:03;571[F  ]| corrects her$2$ husband so$5@1$, he dares not speake, but vnder
004:03;571[F  ]| correction.
004:03;571[G  ]| And with his hat off to$4$ her$6$:  it$6@1$ would do you good to$9$ see.
004:03;571[V  ]| In$4$ sadnesse it$6@1$ is good, and mature counsell:  practise it$6@2$, MOROSE.
004:03;571[V  ]| I will$1$ call you MOROSE still now, as I call CENTAVRE, and MAVIS:
004:03;571[V  ]| we$6@2$ foure will$1$ be all one.
004:03;571[V  ]| And you will$1$ come to$4$ the colledge, and liue with us$6@2$?
004:03;571[V  ]| Make him giue milke, and hony.
004:03;571[V  ]| Looke how you manage him at first, you shall have him euer
004:03;571[V  ]| after.
004:03;571[V  ]| Let him allow you your coach, and foure horses, your woman,
004:03;571[V  ]| your chamber-maid, your page, your gentleman-vsher, your french cooke,
004:03;571[V  ]| and foure groomes.
004:03;571[V  ]| And go with us$6@2$, to$4$ Bed'lem, to$4$ the China houses, and to$4$ the
004:03;571[V  ]| Exchange.
004:03;571[V  ]| It$6@1$ will$1$ open the gate to$4$ your fame.
004:03;571[V  ]| Here is CENTAVRE has immortaliz'd her*selfe, with taming
004:03;571[V  ]| of her$2$ wilde male.
004:03;571[V  ]| Aye, she has done the miracle of the kingdome.
004:03;571[E  ]| But ladies, do you count it$6@2$ lawfull to$9$ have such pluralitie of
004:03;571[E  ]| seruants, and do them all graces?
004:03;571[V  ]| Why not?  why should women denie their fauours to$4$ men?
004:03;571[V  ]| Are they the poorer, or the worse?
004:03;571[F  ]| Is the Thames the lesse for$4$ the dyers water, mistris?
004:03;571[G  ]| Or a torch, for$4$ lighting many torches?
004:03;571[D  ]| Well said, LA-FOOLE; what a new one he has got!
004:03;571[V  ]| They are emptie losses, women feare, in$4$ this kind.
004:03;571[V  ]| Besides, ladies should be mindfull of the approach of age, and
004:03;571[V  ]| let no$2$ time want his due vse.  The best of our$6@2$ daies passe first.
004:03;571[V  ]| We$6@2$ are riuers, that$6@1$ can not be call'd backe, madame:  she that$6@1$
004:03;572[V  ]| now excludes her$2$ louers, may liue to$9$ lie a forsaken beldame, in$4$ a frozen
004:03;572[V  ]| bed.
004:03;572[V  ]| It$6@1$ is true, MAVIS:  and who$6@2$ will$1$ wait on$4$ us$6@2$ to$4$ coach then?  or
004:03;572[V  ]| write, or tell us$6@2$ the newes then?  Made anagrammes of our$6@2$ names, and inuite
004:03;572[V  ]| us$6@2$ to$4$ the cock-pit, and kisse our$6@2$ hands all the play-time, and draw
004:03;572[V  ]| their weapons for$4$ our$6@2$ honors?
004:03;572[V  ]| Not one.
004:03;572[F  ]| Nay, my mistris is not altogether vn-intelligent of these things,
004:03;572[F  ]| here be in$4$ presence have tasted of her$2$ fauours.
004:03;572[C  ]| What a neighing hobby-horse is this!
004:03;572[E  ]| But not with intent to$9$ boast them againe, seruant.  And have
004:03;572[E  ]| you those excellent receits, madame, to$9$ keepe your*selues from bearing of
004:03;572[E  ]| children?
004:03;572[V  ]| O yes, MOROSE.  How should we$6@2$ maintayne our$6@2$ youth and
004:03;572[V  ]| beautie, else?  Many births of a woman make her$6$ old, as many crops make
004:03;572[V  ]| the earth barren.
004:04;572[A  ]| O my cursed angell, that$6@1$ instructed me to$4$ this fate!
004:04;572[B  ]| Why, sir?
004:04;572[A  ]| That$3$ I should be seduc'd by$4$ so$5@1$ foolish a deuill, as a
004:04;572[A  ]| barber will$1$ make!
004:04;572[B  ]| I would I had beene worthy, sir, to$9$ have partaken your counsell,
004:04;572[B  ]| you should neuer have trusted it$6@2$ to$4$ such a minister.
004:04;572[A  ]| Would I could redeeme it$6@2$ with the losse of an eye (nephew)
004:04;572[A  ]| a hand, or any other member.
004:04;572[B  ]| Mary, god forbid, sir, that$3$ you should geld your*selfe, to$9$ anger
004:04;572[B  ]| your wife.
004:04;572[A  ]| So$3$ it$6@1$ would rid me of her$6$!  and, that$3$ I did supererogatorie penance,
004:04;572[A  ]| in$4$ a bellfry, at Westminster-hall, in$4$ the cock-pit, at the fall of a stagge;
004:04;572[A  ]| the tower-wharfe (what place is there else?) London-bridge, Paris-garden,
004:04;572[A  ]| Belins-gate, when the noises are at their height and lowdest.  Nay, I
004:04;572[A  ]| would sit out a play, that$3$ we$6@2$ nothing but fights at sea, drum, trumpet,
004:04;572[A  ]| and target!
004:04;572[B  ]| I hope there shall be no$2$ such need, sir.  Take patience, good
004:04;572[B  ]| vncle.  This is but a day, and it$6@1$ is well worne too now.
004:04;572[A  ]| O, it$6@1$ will$1$ be so$5@2$ for*euer, nephew, I foresee it$6@2$, for*euer.  Strife
004:04;572[A  ]| and tumult are the dowrie that$6@1$ comes with a wife.
004:04;572[D  ]| I told you so$5@2$, sir, and you would not beleeue me.
004:04;573[A  ]| Alas, do not rub those wounds, master TRVE-WIT, to$4$ bloud
004:04;573[A  ]| againe:  it$6@1$ was my negligence.  Adde not affliction to$4$ affliction.  I have perceiu'd
004:04;573[A  ]| the effect of it$6@2$, too late, in$4$ madame OTTER.
004:04;573[E  ]| How do you, sir?
004:04;573[A  ]| Did you euer heare a more vnnecessary question?  as if she did
004:04;573[A  ]| not see!  Why, I do as you see, Empresse, Empresse.
004:04;573[E  ]| You are not well, sir!  you looke very ill!  something has distempered
004:04;573[E  ]| you.
004:04;573[A  ]| O horrible, monstrous impertinencies!  would not one of these
004:04;573[A  ]| have seru'd?  do you thinke, sir?  would not one of these have seru'd?
004:04;573[D  ]| Yes, sir, but these are but notes of female kindnesse, sir:  certaine
004:04;573[D  ]| tokens that$6@1$ she has a voice, sir.
004:04;573[A  ]| O, is it$6@1$ so$5@2$?  come, if it$6@1$ be no$2$ otherwise -- what say you?
004:04;573[E  ]| How do you feele your*selfe, sir?
004:04;573[A  ]| Againe, that$6@2$!
004:04;573[D  ]| Nay, looke you, sir:  you would be freinds with your wife upon$4$
004:04;573[D  ]| vn-conscionable termes, her$2$ silence --
004:04;573[E  ]| They say you are run mad, sir.
004:04;573[A  ]| Not for$4$ loue, I assure you, of you; do you see?
004:04;573[E  ]| O lord, gentlemen!  Lay hold on$4$ him for$4$ gods sake:  what shall
004:04;573[E  ]| I do?  who$6@2$ is his physitian (can you tel) that$6@1$ knowes the state of his body
004:04;573[E  ]| best, that$3$ I might send for$4$ him?  Good sir, speake.  I will$1$ send for$4$ one of my
004:04;573[E  ]| doctors else.
004:04;573[A  ]| What, to$9$ poyson me, that$3$ I might die intestate, and leaue you
004:04;573[A  ]| possest of all?
004:04;573[E  ]| Lord, how idly he talkes, and how his eyes sparkle!  He lookes
004:04;573[E  ]| greene about the temples!  Do you see what blue spots he has?
004:04;573[D  ]| Aye, it$6@1$ is melancholy.
004:04;573[E  ]| Gentlemen, for$4$ heauens sake counsell me.  Ladies!  Seruant,
004:04;573[E  ]| you have read PLINY, and PARACELSVS:  Ne're a word now to$9$ comfort
004:04;573[E  ]| a poore gentlewoman?  Ay me!  what fortune had I to$9$ marry a distracted
004:04;573[E  ]| man?
004:04;573[F  ]| I will$1$ tell you, mistris --
004:04;573[D  ]| How rarely she holds it$6@2$ up$5$!
004:04;573[A  ]| What meane you, gentlemen?
004:04;573[E  ]| What will$1$ you tell me, seruant?
004:04;573[F  ]| The disease in$4$ Greeke is called 5Mania, in$4$ Latine, 7Insania, 7Furor,
004:04;573[F  ]| 7vel 7Ecstasis 7melancholica, that$6@2$ is, 7Egressio, when a man 7ex 7melancholico, 7euadit
004:04;573[F  ]| 7fanaticus.
004:04;573[A  ]| Shall I have a lecture read upon$4$ me aliue?
004:04;573[F  ]| But he may be but 7Phreneticus, yet, mistris?  and 7Phrenetis is only
004:04;573[F  ]| delirium, or so$5@2$ --
004:04;573[E  ]| Aye, that$6@2$ is for$4$ the disease, seruant:  but what is this to$4$ the cure?
004:04;573[E  ]| we$6@2$ are sure inough of the disease.
004:04;573[A  ]| Let me go.
004:04;574[D  ]| Why, we$6@2$ will$1$ intreat her$6$ to$9$ hold her$2$ peace, sir.
004:04;574[A  ]| O no$7$.  Labour not to$9$ stop her$6$.  She is like$4$ a conduit-pipe, that$6@1$
004:04;574[A  ]| will$1$ gush out with more force, when she opens againe.
004:04;574[V  ]| I will$1$ tell you, MOROSE, you must talke diuinitie to$4$ him altogether,
004:04;574[V  ]| or morall philosophie.
004:04;574[G  ]| Aye, and there is an excellent booke of morall philosophie, madame,
004:04;574[G  ]| of RAYNARD the foxe, and all the beasts, call'd, DONES
004:04;574[G  ]| philosophie.
004:04;574[V  ]| There is, indeed, sir AMOROVS LA-FOOLE.
004:04;574[A  ]| O miserie!
004:04;574[G  ]| I have read it$6@2$, my lady CENTAVRE, all ouer to$4$ my cousin,
004:04;574[G  ]| here.
004:04;574[J  ]| Aye, and it$6@1$ is a very good booke as any is, of the Modernes.
004:04;574[F  ]| Tut, he must have SENECA read to$4$ him, and PLVTARCH,
004:04;574[F  ]| and the Ancients; the Modernes are not for$4$ this disease.
004:04;574[C  ]| Why, you discommended them too, to*day, sir IOHN.
004:04;574[F  ]| Aye, in$4$ some cases:  but in$4$ these they are best, and ARISTOTLES
004:04;574[F  ]| Ethicks.
004:04;574[V  ]| Say you so$5@2$ sir IOHN?  I thinke you are deciu'd:  you tooke it$6@2$
004:04;574[V  ]| upon$4$ trust.
004:04;574[V  ]| Where is TRVSTY, my woman?  I will$1$ end this difference.  I
004:04;574[V  ]| pr'ythee, OTTER, call her$6$.  Her$2$ father and mother were both mad, when
004:04;574[V  ]| they put her$6$ to$4$ me.
004:04;574[A  ]| I thinke so$5@2$.  Nay, gentlemen, I am tame.  This is but an exercise,
004:04;574[A  ]| I know, a marriage ceremonie, which$6@1$ I must endure.
004:04;574[V  ]| And one of them (I know not which$6@1$) was cur'd with the Sickmans
004:04;574[V  ]| salue; and the other with GREENES groates-worth of wit.
004:04;574[D  ]| A very cheape cure, madame.
004:04;574[V  ]| Aye, it$6@1$ is very fa*esible.
004:04;574[J  ]| My lady call'd for$4$ you, mistris TRVSTY:  you must decide a
004:04;574[J  ]| controuersie.
004:04;574[V  ]| O TRVSTY, which$6@2$ was it$6@1$ you said, your father, or your mother,
004:04;574[V  ]| that$6@1$ was cur'd with the Sicke-mans salue?
004:04;574[V  ]| My mother, madame, with the salue.
004:04;574[D  ]| Then it$6@1$ was the Sicke-womans salue.
004:04;574[V  ]| And my father with the Groates-worth of wit.  But there was other
004:04;574[V  ]| means vs'd:  we$6@2$ had a Preacher that$6@1$ would preach folke asleepe still;
004:04;574[V  ]| and so$3$ they were prescrib'd to$9$ go to$4$ church, by$4$ an old woman that$6@1$ was
004:04;574[V  ]| their physitian, thrise a weeke --
004:04;574[E  ]| To$9$ sleepe?
004:04;574[V  ]| Yes forsooth:  and euery night they read themselues asleepe
004:04;574[V  ]| on$4$ those bookes.
004:04;574[E  ]| Good faith, it$6@1$ stands with great reason.  I would I knew where
004:04;574[E  ]| to$9$ procure those bookes.
004:04;574[A  ]| O.
004:04;575[G  ]| I can helpe you with one of them, mistris MOROSE, the groats-worth
004:04;575[G  ]| of wit.
004:04;575[E  ]| But I shall disfurnish you, sir AMOROVS:  can you spare it$6@2$?
004:04;575[G  ]| O, yes, for$4$ a weeke, or so$5@2$; I will$1$ reade it$6@2$ my*selfe to$4$ him.
004:04;575[E  ]| No$7$, I must do that$6@2$, sir:  that$6@2$ must be my office.
004:04;575[A  ]| O, o!
004:04;575[E  ]| Sure, he would do well inough, if he could sleepe.
004:04;575[A  ]| No$7$, I should do well inough, if you could sleepe.  Have I no$2$
004:04;575[A  ]| friend that$6@1$ will$1$ make her$6$ drunke?  or giue her$6$ a little ladanum?  or opium?
004:04;575[D  ]| Why, sir, she talkes ten times worse in$4$ her$2$ sleepe.
004:04;575[A  ]| How!
004:04;575[C  ]| Do you not know that$6@2$, sir?  neuer ceases all night.
004:04;575[D  ]| And snores like$4$ a porcpisce.
004:04;575[A  ]| O, redeeme me, fate, redeeme me, fate.  For$4$ how many causes
004:04;575[A  ]| may a man be diuorc'd, nephew?
004:04;575[B  ]| I know not truely, sir.
004:04;575[D  ]| Some Diuine must resolue you in$4$ that$6@2$, sir, or canon-Lawyer.
004:04;575[A  ]| I will$1$ not rest, I will$1$ not thinke of any other hope or comfort,
004:04;575[A  ]| till I know.
004:04;575[C  ]| Alas, poore man.
004:04;575[D  ]| You will$1$ make him mad indeed, ladies, if you pursue this.
004:04;575[V  ]| No$7$, we$6@2$ will$1$ let him breathe,  now, a quarter of an houre, or so$5@2$.
004:04;575[C  ]| By$4$ my faith, a large truce.
004:04;575[V  ]| Is that$6@2$ his keeper, that$6@1$ is gone with him?
004:04;575[F  ]| It$6@1$ is his nephew, madame.
004:04;575[G  ]| Sir DAVPHINE EVGENIE.
004:04;575[V  ]| He lookes like$4$ a very pittifull knight --
004:04;575[F  ]| As can be.  This marriage, has put him out of all.
004:04;575[G  ]| He has not a penny in$4$ his purse, madame --
004:04;575[F  ]| He is readie to$9$ crie all this day.
004:04;575[G  ]| A very sharke, he set me in$4$ the nicke the other night at primero.
004:04;575[D  ]| How these swabbers talke!
004:04;575[C  ]| Aye, OTTERS wine has swell'd their humours aboue a spring-tide.
004:04;575[C  ]|
004:04;575[V  ]| Good MOROSE, let us$6@2$ go in$5$ againe.  I like$1$ your couches exceeding
004:04;575[V  ]| well:  we$6@2$ will$1$ go lie, and talke there.
004:04;575[E  ]| I wait on$4$ you, madame.
004:04;575[D  ]| 'Slight, I will$1$ have them as silent as Signes, and their posts too, e're
004:04;575[D  ]| I have done.  Do you heare, lady-bride?  I pray thee now, as thou art a noble
004:04;575[D  ]| wench, continue this discourse of DAVPHINE within:  but praise him exceedingly.
004:04;575[D  ]| Magnifie him with all the height of affection thou canst.  (I have
004:04;575[D  ]| some purpose in$4$ it$6@2$) and but beate off these two rookes, IACK DAW, and
004:04;575[D  ]| his fellow, with any discontentment hither, and I will$1$ honour thee for*euer.
004:04;575[E  ]| I was about it$6@2$, here.  It$6@1$ angred me to$4$ the soule, to$9$ heare them
004:04;576[E  ]| beginne to$9$ talke so$5@1$ malepert.
004:04;576[D  ]| Pray thee performe it$6@2$, and thou win'st me an idolater to$4$ thee,
004:04;576[D  ]| euerlasting.
004:04;576[E  ]| Will$1$ you go in$5$, and heare me do it$6@2$?
004:04;576[D  ]| No$7$, I will$1$ stay here. Driue them out of your companie, it$6@1$ is all I
004:04;576[D  ]| aske:  which$6@1$ can not been any way better done, then by$4$ extolling DAVPHINE,
004:04;576[D  ]| whom they have so$5@1$ slighted.
004:04;576[E  ]| I warrant you:  you shall expect one of them presently.
004:04;576[C  ]| What a cast of kastrils are these, to$9$ hawke after ladies, thus?
004:04;576[D  ]| Aye, and strike at such an eagle as DAVPHINE.
004:04;576[C  ]| He will$1$ be mad, when we$6@2$ tell him.  Here he comes.
004:05;576[C  ]| O sir, you are welcome.
004:05;576[D  ]| Where is thine vncle?
004:05;576[B  ]| Run out of dores in$4$ his night-caps, to$9$ talke with a Casuist
004:05;576[B  ]| about his diuorce.  It$6@1$ workes admirably.
004:05;576[D  ]| Thou would'st have said so$5@2$, if thou had'st beene here!  The
004:05;576[D  ]| ladies have laught at thee, most comically, since thou wentst, DAVPHINE.
004:05;576[C  ]| And askt, if thou wert thine vncles keeper?
004:05;576[D  ]| And the brace of Babouns answer'd, yes; and said, thou wert
004:05;576[D  ]| a pittifull poore fellow, and did'st liue upon$4$ posts:  and had'st nothing
004:05;576[D  ]| but three sutes of apparell, and some few beneuolences that$6@1$ lords ga' thee
004:05;576[D  ]| to$9$ foole to$4$ them, and swagger.
004:05;576[B  ]| Let me not liue, I will$1$ beate them.  I will$1$ binde them both to$4$ grand
004:05;576[B  ]| Madames bed-postes, and have them bayted with monkeyes.
004:05;576[D  ]| Thou shalt not need, they shall be beaten to$4$ thy hand, DAVPHINE.
004:05;576[D  ]| I have an execution to$9$ serue upon$4$ them, I warrant thee shall
004:05;576[D  ]| serue:  trust my plot.
004:05;576[B  ]| Aye, you have many plots!  So$3$ you had one, to$9$ make all the wenches
004:05;576[B  ]| in$4$ loue with me.
004:05;576[D  ]| Why, if I do not yet afore night, as neere as it$6@1$ is; and that$3$
004:05;576[D  ]| they do not euery one inuite thee, and be ready to$9$ scratch for$4$ thee:  take
004:05;576[D  ]| the morgage of my wit.
004:05;576[C  ]| 'Fore god, I will$1$ be his witnesse; thou shalt have it$6@2$, DAVPHINE:
004:05;576[C  ]| thou shalt be his foole for*euer, if thou doest not.
004:05;576[D  ]| Agreed.  Perhaps it$6@1$ will$1$ be the better estate.  Do you obserue
004:05;576[D  ]| this gallerie?  or rather lobby, indeed?  Here are a couple of studies, at each
004:05;576[D  ]| end one:  here will$1$ I act such a tragi-como*edy betweene the Guelphes, and the
004:05;576[D  ]| Ghibellines, DAW and LA-FOOLE -- which$6@1$ of them comes out first, will$1$ I
004:05;577[D  ]| seize on$5$:  (you two shall be the chorus behind the arras, and whip out betweene
004:05;577[D  ]| the actes, and speake.)  If I do not make them keepe the peace, for$4$
004:05;577[D  ]| this remnant of the day, if not of the yeere, I have faild once -- I heare
004:05;577[D  ]| DAW comming:  Hide, and do not laugh, for$4$ gods sake.
004:05;577[F  ]| Which$6@2$ is the way into the garden trow?
004:05;577[D  ]| O, IACK DAW!  I am glad I have met with you.  In$4$ good faith,
004:05;577[D  ]| I must have this matter go no$2$ furder betweene you.  I must have it$6@2$ taken
004:05;577[D  ]| up$5$.
004:05;577[F  ]| What matter, sir?  Betweene whom?
004:05;577[D  ]| Come, you disguise it$6@2$ -- SIR AMOROVS and you.  If you loue me,
004:05;577[D  ]| IACK, you shall make vse of your philosophy now, for$4$ this once, and deliuer
004:05;577[D  ]| me your sword.  This is not the wedding the CENTAVRES were at,
004:05;577[D  ]| though there be a shee-one here.  The bride has entreated me I will$1$ see no$2$
004:05;577[D  ]| bloud shed at her$2$ bridall, you saw her$6$ whisper me ere-while.
004:05;577[F  ]| As I hope to$9$ finish TACITVS, I intend no$2$ murder.
004:05;577[D  ]| Do you not wait for$4$ Sir AMOROVS?
004:05;577[F  ]| Not I, by$4$ my knight-hood.
004:05;577[D  ]| And your schollership too?
004:05;577[F  ]| And my schollership too.
004:05;577[D  ]| Go to$5$, then I returne you your sword, and aske you mercy;
004:05;577[D  ]| but put it$6@2$ not up$5$, for$3$ you will$1$ be assaulted.  I vnderstood that$3$ you had apprehended
004:05;577[D  ]| it$6@2$, and walkt here to$9$ braue him:  and that$3$ you had held your
004:05;577[D  ]| life contemptible, in$4$ regard of your honor.
004:05;577[F  ]| No$7$, no$7$, no$2$ such thing I assure you.  He and I parted now, as
004:05;577[F  ]| good friends as could be.
004:05;577[D  ]| Trust not you to$4$ that$6@2$ visor.  I saw him since dinner with another
004:05;577[D  ]| face:  I have knowne many men in$4$ my time vex'd with losses,
004:05;577[D  ]| with deaths, and with abuses, but so$5@1$ offended a wight as sir AMOROVS,
004:05;577[D  ]| did I neuer see, or read of.  For$4$ taking away his guests, sir, to*day,
004:05;577[D  ]| that$6@2$ is the cause:  and he declares it$6@2$ behind your backe, with
004:05;577[D  ]| such threatnings and contempts -- He said to$4$ DAVPHINE, you were
004:05;577[D  ]| the errandst asse --
004:05;577[F  ]| Aye, he may say his pleasure.
004:05;577[D  ]| And sweares, you are so$5@1$ protested a coward, that$3$ he knowes
004:05;577[D  ]| you will$1$ neuer do him any manly or single right, and therefore he will$1$
004:05;577[D  ]| take his course.
004:05;577[F  ]| I will$1$ giue him any satisfaction, sir -- but fighting.
004:05;577[D  ]| Aye, sir, but who$6@2$ knowes what satisfaction he will$1$ take?  bloud he
004:05;577[D  ]| thirsts for$5$, and bloud he will$1$ have:  and where-abouts on$4$ you he will$1$ have
004:05;577[D  ]| it$6@2$, who$6@2$ knowes, but himselfe?
004:05;577[F  ]| I pray you, master TRVE-WIT, be you a mediator.
004:05;577[D  ]| Well, sir, conceale your*selfe then in$4$ this studie, till I returne.
004:05;577['  ]| He puts him up$5$.
004:05;577[D  ]| Nay, you must be content to$9$ be lock'd in$5$:  for$3$, for$4$ mine owne reputation
004:05;577[D  ]| I would not have you seene to$9$ receiue a publique disgrace, while
004:05;577[D  ]| I have the matter in$4$ managing.  Gods #so here he comes:  keepe your
004:05;578[D  ]| breath close, that$3$ he do not heare you sigh.  In$4$ good faith, sir AMOROVS,
004:05;578[D  ]| he is not this way, I pray you be mercifull, do not murder
004:05;578[D  ]| him; he is a christian as good as you:  you are arm'd as if you sought
004:05;578[D  ]| a reuenge on$4$ all his race.  Good DAVPHINE, get him away from this
004:05;578[D  ]| place.  I neuer knew a mans choller so$5@1$ high, but he would speake
004:05;578[D  ]| to$4$ his friends, he would heare reason.  IACK DAW, IACK DAW!
004:05;578[D  ]| a-sleepe?
004:05;578[F  ]| Is he gone, master TRVE-WIT?
004:05;578[D  ]| Aye, did you heare him?
004:05;578[F  ]| O god, yes.
004:05;578[D  ]| What a quick eare feare has?
004:05;578[F  ]| But is he so$5@2$ arm'd, as you say?
004:05;578[D  ]| Arm'd?  did you euer see a fellow, set out to$9$ take possession?
004:05;578[F  ]| Aye, sir.
004:05;578[D  ]| That$6@2$ may giue you some light, to$9$ conceiue of him:  but it$6@1$ is
004:05;578[D  ]| nothing to$4$ the principall.  Some false brother in$4$ the house has furnish'd
004:05;578[D  ]| him strangely.  Or, if it$6@1$ were out of the house, it$6@1$ was TOM OTTER.
004:05;578[F  ]| Indeed, he is a Captayne, and his wife is his kinswoman.
004:05;578[D  ]| He has got some-bodies old two-hand-sword, to$9$ mow you
004:05;578[D  ]| off at the knees.  And that$6@2$ sword hath spawn'd such a dagger!  -- but then
004:05;578[D  ]| he is so$5@1$ hung with pikes, halberds, peitronells, calliuers, and muskets, that$3$
004:05;578[D  ]| he lookes like$4$ a Iustice of peace's hall:  a man of two thousand a yeere, is
004:05;578[D  ]| not sess'd at so$5@1$ many weapons, as he has on$5$.  There was neuer fencer challeng'd
004:05;578[D  ]| at so$5@1$ many seuerall foiles.  You would thinke he meant to$9$ murder
004:05;578[D  ]| all Saint PVLCHRES parish.  If he could but victuall himselfe for$4$
004:05;578[D  ]| halfe a yeere, in$4$ his breeches, he is sufficiently arm'd to$9$ ouer-runne a
004:05;578[D  ]| countrie.
004:05;578[F  ]| Good lord, what meanes he, sir!  I pray you, master TRVE-WIT,
004:05;578[F  ]| be you a mediator.
004:05;578[D  ]| Well, I will$1$ trie if he will$1$ be appeas'd with a leg or an arme, if not,
004:05;578[D  ]| you must die once.
004:05;578[F  ]| I would be loth to$9$ loose my right arme, for$4$ writing madrigalls.
004:05;578[D  ]| Why, if he will$1$ be satisfied with a thumb, or a little finger, all is
004:05;578[D  ]| one to$4$ me.  You must thinke, I will$1$ do my best.
004:05;578[F  ]| Good sir, do.
004:05;578['  ]| He puts him up$5$ againe, and then came forth
004:05;578[C  ]| What hast thou done?
004:05;578[D  ]| He will$1$ let me do nothing, man, he do's all afore me, he offers
004:05;578[D  ]| his left arme.
004:05;578[C  ]| His left wing, for$4$ a IACK DAW.
004:05;578[B  ]| Take it$6@2$, by$4$ all meanes.
004:05;578[D  ]| How!  Maime a man for*euer, for$4$ a iest?  what a conscience
004:05;578[D  ]| hast thou?
004:05;578[B  ]| It$6@1$ is no$2$ losse to$4$ him:  he has no$2$ employment for$4$ his armes, but
004:05;578[B  ]| to$9$ eate spoone-meate.  Beside, as good maime his body as his reputation.
004:05;578[B  ]|
004:05;579[D  ]| He is a scholler, and a Wit, and yet he do's not thinke so$5@2$.  But he
004:05;579[D  ]| looses no$2$ reputation with us$6@2$, for$3$ we$6@2$ all resolu'd him an asse before.  To$4$
004:05;579[D  ]| your places againe.
004:05;579[C  ]| I pray thee, let me be in$5$ at the other a little.
004:05;579[D  ]| Looke, you will$1$ spoile all:  these be euer your tricks.
004:05;579[C  ]| No$7$, but I could hit of some things that$6@1$ thou wilt misse, and
004:05;579[C  ]| thou wilt say are good ones.
004:05;579[D  ]| I warrant you.  I pray forbeare, I will$1$ leaue it$6@2$ off, else.
004:05;579[B  ]| Come away, CLERIMONT.
004:05;579[D  ]| Sir AMOROVS!
004:05;579[G  ]| Master TRVE-WIT.
004:05;579[D  ]| Whether were you going?
004:05;579[G  ]| Downe into the court, to$9$ make water.
004:05;579[D  ]| By$4$ no$2$ meanes, sir, you shall rather tempt your breeches.
004:05;579[G  ]| Why, sir?
004:05;579[D  ]| Enter here, if you loue your life.
004:05;579[G  ]| Why!  why!
004:05;579[D  ]| Question till you throat be cut, do:  dally till the enraged
004:05;579[D  ]| soule find you.
004:05;579[G  ]| Who$6@2$ is that$6@2$?
004:05;579[D  ]| DAW it$6@1$ is:  will$1$ you in$5$?
004:05;579[G  ]| Aye, aye, I will$1$ in$5$:  what is the matter?
004:05;579[D  ]| Nay, if he had beene coole inough to$9$ tell us$6@2$ that$6@2$, there had
004:05;579[D  ]| beene some hope to$9$ attone you, but he seemes so$5@1$ implacably enrag'd.
004:05;579[G  ]| 'Slight, let him rage.  I will$1$ hide my*selfe.
004:05;579[D  ]| Do, good sir.  But what have you done to$4$ him within, that$6@1$
004:05;579[D  ]| should prouoke him thus?  you have broke some iest upon$4$ him, afore the
004:05;579[D  ]| ladies --
004:05;579[G  ]| Not I, neuer in$4$ my life, broke iest upon$4$ any man.  The bride
004:05;579[G  ]| was praising sir DAVPHINE, and he went away in$4$ snuffe, and I followed
004:05;579[G  ]| him, vnlesse he took offence at me, in$4$ his drinke ere while, that$3$ I would
004:05;579[G  ]| not pledge all the horse full.
004:05;579[D  ]| By$4$ my faith, and that$6@2$ may be, you remember well:  but he
004:05;579[D  ]| walkes the round up$5$ and downe, through euery roome of the house, with
004:05;579[D  ]| a towell in$4$ his hand, crying, where is LA-FOOLE?  who$6@2$ saw LA-FOOLE?
004:05;579[D  ]| and when DAVPHINE, and I, demanded the cause, we$6@2$ can force no$2$ answere
004:05;579[D  ]| from him, but (O reuenge, how sweet art thou!  I will$1$ strangle him
004:05;579[D  ]| in$4$ this towell) which$6@1$ leads us$6@2$ to$9$ coniecture, that$3$ the maine cause of his
004:05;579[D  ]| furie is for$4$ bringing you meate to*day, with a towell about you, to$4$ his
004:05;579[D  ]| discredit.
004:05;579[G  ]| Like$5$ inough.  Why, if he be angrie for$4$ that$6@2$, I will$1$ stay here, till
004:05;579[G  ]| his anger be blowne ouer.
004:05;579[D  ]| A good becomming resolution, sir.  If you can put it$6@2$ on$5$ on$4$ the
004:05;579[D  ]| sudden.
004:05;579[G  ]| Yes, I can put it$6@2$ on$5$.  Or, I will$1$ away into the country presently.
004:05;580[D  ]| How will$1$ you get out of the house, sir?  He knowes you are in$4$
004:05;580[D  ]| the house, and he will$1$ watch you this se'n-night but he will$1$ have you.  He will$1$
004:05;580[D  ]| out-wait a sargeant for$4$ you.
004:05;580[G  ]| Why, then I will$1$ stay here.
004:05;580[D  ]| You must thinke, how to$9$ victuall your*selfe in$4$ time, then.
004:05;580[G  ]| Why, sweet master TRVE-WIT, will$1$ you entreat my cousin
004:05;580[G  ]| OTTER, to$9$ send me a cold venison pasty, a bottle or two of wine, and a
004:05;580[G  ]| chamber*pot.
004:05;580[D  ]| A stoole were better, sir, of sir A-IAX his inuention.
004:05;580[G  ]| Aye, that$6@2$ will$1$ be better indeed:  and a pallat to$9$ lie on$5$.
004:05;580[D  ]| O, I would not aduise you to$9$ sleepe by$4$ any meanes.
004:05;580[G  ]| Would you not, sir?  why, then I will$1$ not.
004:05;580[D  ]| Yet, there is another feare --
004:05;580[G  ]| Is there, sir?  What is it$6@1$?
004:05;580[D  ]| No$7$, he can not breake open this dore with his foot, sure.
004:05;580[G  ]| I will$1$ set my backe against it$6@2$, sir.  I have a good backe.
004:05;580[D  ]| But, then if he should batter.
004:05;580[G  ]| Batter!  if he dare, I will$1$ have an action of batt'ry, against him.
004:05;580[D  ]| Cast you the worst.  He has sent for$4$ poulder alreadie, and what
004:05;580[D  ]| he will$1$ do with it$6@2$, no$2$  man knowes:  perhaps blow up$5$ the corner of the
004:05;580[D  ]| house, where he suspects you are.  Here he comes, in$5$ quickly.  
004:05;580['  ]| He faines, as if one were present, to$9$ fright the other, 
004:05;580['  ]| who$6@1$ is run in$5$ to$9$ hide himselfe. 
004:05;580[D  ]| I protest,
004:05;580[D  ]| sir IOHN DAW, he is not this way:  what will$1$ you do?  before god, you
004:05;580[D  ]| shall hang no$2$ petarde here.  I will$1$ die rather.  Will$1$ you not take my word?  I
004:05;580[D  ]| neuer knew one but would be satisfied.  Sir AMOROVS, there is no$2$ standing
004:05;580[D  ]| out.  He has made a petarde of an old brasse pot, to$9$ force your dore.
004:05;580[D  ]| Thinke upon$4$ some satisfaction, or termes, to$9$ offer him.
004:05;580[G  ]| Sir, I will$1$ giue him any satisfaction.  I dare giue any termes.
004:05;580[D  ]| You will$1$ leaue it$6@2$ to$4$ me, then?
004:05;580[G  ]| Aye, sir.  I will$1$ stand to$4$ any conditions.
004:05;580['  ]| He calls forth Clerimont, and Dauphine.
004:05;580[D  ]| How now, what thinke you, sirs?  were it$6@1$ not a difficult thing to$9$
004:05;580[D  ]| determine, which$6@1$ of these two fear'd most.
004:05;580[C  ]| Yes, but this feares the brauest:  the other a whiniling dastard,
004:05;580[C  ]| IACK DAW!  But LA-FOOLE, a braue heroique coward!  and is afraid
004:05;580[C  ]| in$4$ a great looke, and a stout accent.  I like$1$ him rarely.
004:05;580[D  ]| Had it$6@1$ not beene pitty, these two should have beene conceal'd?
004:05;580[C  ]| Shall I make a motion?
004:05;580[D  ]| Briefly.  For$3$ I must strike while it$6@1$ is hot.
004:05;580[C  ]| Shall I go fetch the ladies to$4$ the catastrophe?
004:05;580[D  ]| Vmh?  Aye, by$4$ my troth.
004:05;580[B  ]| By$4$ no$2$ mortall meanes.  Let them continue in$4$ the state of ignorance,
004:05;580[B  ]| and erre still:  thinke them wits, and fine fellowes, as they have
004:05;580[B  ]| done.  It$6@1$ were sinne to$9$ reforme them.
004:05;580[D  ]| Well, I will$1$ have them fetch'd, now I thinke on$4$ it$6@2$, for$4$ a priuate
004:05;580[D  ]| purpose of mine:  do, CLERIMONT, fetch them, and discourse to$9$
004:05;580[D  ]| them all that$6@1$ is past, and bring them into the gallery here.
004:05;581[B  ]| This is thy extreme vanitie, now:  thou think'st thou wert vndone,
004:05;581[B  ]| if euery iest thou mak'st were not publish'd.
004:05;581[D  ]| Thou shalt see, how vniust thou art, presently.  CLERIMONT,
004:05;581[D  ]| say it$6@1$ was DAVPHINE'S plot.  Trust me not, if the whole drift be not for$4$
004:05;581[D  ]| thy good.  There is a carpet in$4$ the next roome, put it$6@2$ on$5$, with this scarfe ouer
004:05;581[D  ]| thy face, and a cushion on$4$ thy head, and be ready when I call AMOROVS.
004:05;581[D  ]| Away -- IOHN DAW.
004:05;581[F  ]| What good newes, sir.
004:05;581[D  ]| Faith, I have followed, and argued with him hard for$4$ you.  I
004:05;581[D  ]| told him, you were a knight, and a scholler; and that$3$ you knew fortitude
004:05;581[D  ]| did consist 7magis 7patiendo 7quam 7faciendo, 7magis 7ferendo 7quam 7feriendo.
004:05;581[F  ]| It$6@1$ doth so$5@2$ indeed, sir.
004:05;581[D  ]| And that$3$ you would suffer, I told him:  so$3$, at first he demanded,
004:05;581[D  ]| by$4$ my troth, in$4$ my conceipt, too much.
004:05;581[F  ]| What was it$6@1$, sir.
004:05;581[D  ]| Your vpper lip, and sixe of your fore-teeth.
004:05;581[F  ]| It$6@1$ was vnreasonable.
004:05;581[D  ]| Nay, I told him plainely, you could not spare them all.  So$3$ after
004:05;581[D  ]| long argument (7pro 7& 7con, as you know) I brought him downe to$4$ your
004:05;581[D  ]| two butter-teeth, and them he would have.
004:05;581[F  ]| O, did you so$5@2$?  why, he shall have them.
004:05;581[D  ]| But he shall not, sir, by$4$ your leaue.  The conclusion is this, sir,
004:05;581[D  ]| because you shall be very good friends hereafter, and this neuer to$9$ be remembered,
004:05;581[D  ]| or vp-braided; besides, that$3$ he may not boast, he has done any
004:05;581[D  ]| such thing to$4$ you in$4$ his owne person:  he is to$9$ come here in$4$ disguise, giue
004:05;581[D  ]| you fiue kicks in$4$ priuate, sir, take your sword from you, and lock you up$5$
004:05;581[D  ]| in$4$ that$6@2$ studie, during pleasure.  Which$6@1$ will$1$ be but a little while, we$6@2$ will$1$ get
004:05;581[D  ]| it$6@2$ releas'd presently.
004:05;581[F  ]| Fiue kicks?  he shall have sixe, sir, to$9$ be friends.
004:05;581[D  ]| Beleeue me, you shall not ouer-shoot your*selfe, to$9$ send him
004:05;581[D  ]| that$6@2$ word by$4$ me.
004:05;581[F  ]| Deliuer it$6@2$, sir. He shall have it$6@2$ with all my heart, to$9$ be friends.
004:05;581[D  ]| Friends?  Nay, if he should not be so$5@2$, and heartily too, upon$4$
004:05;581[D  ]| the termes, he shall have me to$4$ enemie while I liue.  Come, sir, beare
004:05;581[D  ]| it$6@2$ brauely.
004:05;581[F  ]| O god, sir, it$6@1$ is nothing.
004:05;581[D  ]| True.  What is sixe kicks to$4$ a man, that$6@1$ reads SENECA?
004:05;581[F  ]| I have had a hundred, sir.
004:05;581[D  ]| Sir AMOROVS.  No$2$ speaking one to$4$ another, or rehearsing old
004:05;581[D  ]| matters.
004:05;581['  ]| Dauphine comes forth, and kicks him.
004:05;581[F  ]| One, two, three, foure, fiue.  I protest, sir AMOROVS, you
004:05;581[F  ]| shall have sixe.
004:05;581[D  ]| Nay, I told you should not talke.  Come, giue him sixe, and he will$1$
004:05;581[D  ]| needs.  Your sword.  Now returne to$4$ your safe custody:  you shall presently
004:05;581[D  ]| meet afore the ladies, and be the dearest friends one to$4$ another -- Giue me
004:05;582[D  ]| the scarfe, now, thou shalt beat the other bare-fac'd. Stand by$5$, sir AMOROVS.
004:05;582[D  ]|
004:05;582[G  ]| What is here?  A sword.
004:05;582[D  ]| I can not helpe it$6@2$, without I should take the quarrell upon$4$ my*selfe:
004:05;582[D  ]| here he has sent you his sword --
004:05;582[G  ]| I will$1$ receiue none of it$6@2$.
004:05;582[D  ]| And he wills you to$9$ fasten it$6@2$ against a wall, and breake your
004:05;582[D  ]| head in$4$ some few seuerall places against the hilts.
004:05;582[G  ]| I will$1$ not:  tell him roundly.  I can not endure to$9$ shed my owne
004:05;582[G  ]| bloud.
004:05;582[D  ]| Will$1$ you not?
004:05;582[G  ]| No$7$.  I will$1$ beat it$6@2$ against a faire flat wall, if that$6@2$ will$1$ satisfie him:
004:05;582[G  ]| If not, he shall beat it$6@2$ himself, for$4$ AMOROVS.
004:05;582[D  ]| Why, this is strange starting off, when a man vnder-takes for$4$
004:05;582[D  ]| you!  I offered him another condition:  Will$1$ you stand to$4$ that$6@2$?
004:05;582[G  ]| Aye, what is it$6@1$.
004:05;582[D  ]| That$3$ you will$1$ be beaten, in$4$ priuate.
004:05;582[G  ]| Yes.  I am content, at the blunt.
004:05;582[D  ]| Then you must submit your*selfe to$9$ be hood-wink'd in$4$ this
004:05;582[D  ]| skarfe, and be led to$4$ him, where he will$1$ take your sword from you, and
004:05;582[D  ]| make you beare a blow, ouer the mouth, gules, and tweakes by$4$ the nose,
004:05;582[D  ]| sans numbre.
004:05;582[G  ]| I am content.  But why must I be blinded?
004:05;582[D  ]| That$6@2$ is for$4$ your good, sir:  because, if he should grow insolent
004:05;582[D  ]| upon$4$ this, and publish it$6@2$ hereafter to$4$ your disgrace (which$6@1$ I hope he will$1$
004:05;582[D  ]| not do) you might sweare safely and protest, he neuer beat you, to$4$ your
004:05;582[D  ]| knowledge.
004:05;582[G  ]| O, I conceiue.
004:05;582[D  ]| I do not doubt, but you will$1$ be perfect good friends upon$4$ it$6@2$, and
004:05;582[D  ]| not dare to$9$ vtter an ill thought one of another, in$4$ future.
004:05;582[G  ]| Not I, as god helpe me, of him.
004:05;582[D  ]| Nor he of you, sir.  If he should -- Come, sir.  All hid, sir IOHN.
004:05;582[D  ]|
004:05;582['  ]| Dauphine enters to$9$ tweake him.
004:05;582[G  ]| O, sir IOHN, sir IOHN.  O, o -- o -- o -- o -- o -- O -- 
004:05;582[D  ]| Good, sir IOHN, leaue tweaking, you will$1$ blow his nose off.  It$6@1$ is
004:05;582[D  ]| sir IOHN's pleasure, you should retire into the studie.  Why, now you
004:05;582[D  ]| are friends.  All bitternesse betweene you, I hope, is buried; you shall
004:05;582[D  ]| come forth by$5$ and by$5$, DAMON and PYTHIAS upon$4$ it$6@2$:  and embrace with
004:05;582[D  ]| all the ranknesse of friendship that$6@1$ can be.  I trust, we$6@2$ shall have them tamer
004:05;582[D  ]| in$4$ their language hereafter.  DAVPHINE, I worship thee.  Gods will$0$
004:05;582[D  ]| the ladies have surpris'd us$6@2$!
004:06;583['  ]| Hauing discouered part of the past scene aboue.
004:06;583[V  ]| CENTAVRE, how our$6@2$ iudgements were impos'd on$5$ by$4$ these adulterate
004:06;583[V  ]| knights!
004:06;583[V  ]| Nay, madame, MAVIS was more deceiu'd then we$6@2$, it$6@1$ was
004:06;583[V  ]| her$2$ commendation vtter'd them in$4$ the colledge.
004:06;583[V  ]| I commended but their wits, madame, and their braueries.  I
004:06;583[V  ]| neuer look'd toward their valours.
004:06;583[V  ]| Sir DAVPHINE is valiant, and a wit too, it$6@1$ seemes?
004:06;583[V  ]| And a brauerie too.
004:06;583[V  ]| Was this his proiect?
004:06;583[J  ]| So$5@2$ master CLERIMONT intimates, madame.
004:06;583[V  ]| Good MOROSE, when you come to$4$ the colledge, will$1$ you
004:06;583[V  ]| bring him with you?  He seemes a very perfect gentleman.
004:06;583[E  ]| He is so$5@2$, madame, beleeue it$6@2$.
004:06;583[V  ]| But when will$1$ you come, MOROSE?
004:06;583[E  ]| Three or foure dayes hence, madame, when I have got me a
004:06;583[E  ]| coach, and horses.
004:06;583[V  ]| No$7$, to*morrow, good MOROSE, CENTAVRE shall send you
004:06;583[V  ]| her$2$ coach.
004:06;583[V  ]| Yes faith, do, and bring sir DAVPHINE with you.
004:06;583[V  ]| She has promis'd that$6@2$, MAVIS.
004:06;583[V  ]| He is a very worthy gentleman, in$4$ his exteriors, madame.
004:06;583[V  ]| Aye, he showes he is iudiciall in$4$ his clothes.
004:06;583[V  ]| And yet not so$5@1$ superlatiuely neat as some, madame, that$6@1$ have
004:06;583[V  ]| their faces set in$4$ a brake!
004:06;583[V  ]| Aye, and have euery haire in$4$ forme!
004:06;583[V  ]| That$6@1$ weare purer linnen then our*selues, and professe more
004:06;583[V  ]| neatnesse, then the french hermaphrodite!
004:06;583[E  ]| Aye ladies, they, what they tell one of us$6@2$, have told a thousand,
004:06;583[E  ]| and are the only theeues of our$6@2$ fame:  that$6@1$ thinke to$9$ take us$6@2$ with that$6@2$ perfume,
004:06;583[E  ]| or with that$6@2$ lace, and laugh at us$6@2$ vn-conscionably when they
004:06;583[E  ]| have done.
004:06;583[V  ]| But, sir DAVPHINES carelesnesse becomes him.
004:06;583[V  ]| I could loue a man, for$4$ such a nose!
004:06;583[V  ]| Or such a leg!
004:06;583[V  ]| He has an exceeding good eye, madame!
004:06;583[V  ]| And a very good lock!
004:06;583[V  ]| Good MOROSE, bring him to$4$ my chamber first.
004:06;583[J  ]| Please your honors, to$9$ meet at my house, madame?
004:06;584[D  ]| See, how they eye thee, man!  they are taken, I warrant thee.
004:06;584[V  ]| You have vnbrac'd our$6@2$ brace of knights, here, master TRVE-WIT.
004:06;584[V  ]|
004:06;584[D  ]| Not I, madame, it$6@1$ was sir DAVPHINES ingine:  who$6@1$, if he have
004:06;584[D  ]| disfurnish'd your ladiship of any guard, or seruice by$4$ it$6@2$, is able to$9$ make
004:06;584[D  ]| the place good againe, in$4$ himselfe.
004:06;584[V  ]| There is no$2$ suspition of that$6@2$, sir.
004:06;584[V  ]| God so, MAVIS, HAVGHTY is kissing.
004:06;584[V  ]| Let us$6@2$ go too, and take part.
004:06;584[V  ]| But I am glad of the fortune (beside the discouerie of two such
004:06;584[V  ]| emptie caskets) to$9$ gaine the knowledge of so$5@1$ rich a mine of wertue, as sir DAVPHINE.
004:06;584[V  ]|
004:06;584[V  ]| We$6@2$ would be all glad to$9$ stile him of our$6@2$ friendship, and see him
004:06;584[V  ]| at the colledge.
004:06;584[V  ]| He can not mixe with a sweeter societie, I will$1$ prophesie, and I
004:06;584[V  ]| hope he himselfe will$1$ thinke so$5@2$.
004:06;584[B  ]| I should be rude to$9$ imagine otherwise, lady.
004:06;584[D  ]| Did not I tell thee, DAVPHINE?  Why, all their actions are gouerned
004:06;584[D  ]| by$4$ crude opinion, without reason or cause; they know not why
004:06;584[D  ]| they do any*thing:  but as they are inform'd, beleeue, iudge, praise, condemne,
004:06;584[D  ]| loue, hate, and in$4$ a*emulation one of another, do all these things
004:06;584[D  ]| alike.  Onely, they have a naturall inclination swayes them generally to$4$ the
004:06;584[D  ]| worst, when they are left to$4$ themselues.  But, pursue it$6@2$, now thou hast them.
004:06;584[V  ]| Shall we$6@2$ go in$5$ againe, MOROSE?
004:06;584[E  ]| Yes, madame.
004:06;584[V  ]| We$6@2$ will$1$ entreat sir DAVPHINES companie.
004:06;584[D  ]| Stay, good madame, the inter-view of the two friends, PYLADES
004:06;584[D  ]| and ORESTES:  I will$1$ fetch them out to$4$ you straight.
004:06;584[V  ]| Will$1$ you, master TRVE-WIT?
004:06;584[B  ]| Aye, but noble ladies, do not confesse in$4$ your countenance, or
004:06;584[B  ]| outward bearing to$4$ them any discouerie of the follies, that$6@1$ we$6@2$ may see,
004:06;584[B  ]| how they will$1$ beare up$5$ againe, with what assurance, and erection.
004:06;584[V  ]| We$6@2$ will$1$ not, sir DAVPHINE.
004:06;584[X  ]| upon$4$ our$6@2$ honors, sir DAVPHINE.
004:06;584[D  ]| Sir AMOROVS, sir AMOROVS.  The ladies are here.
004:06;584[G  ]| Are they?
004:06;584[D  ]| Yes, but slip out by$5$ and by$5$, as their backs are turn'd, and meet
004:06;584[D  ]| sir IOHN here, as by$4$ chance, when I call you.  IACK DAW.
004:06;584[F  ]| What say you, sir?
004:06;584[D  ]| Whip out behind me suddenly:  and no$2$ anger in$4$ your lookes to$4$
004:06;584[D  ]| your aduersarie.  Now, now.
004:06;584[G  ]| Noble sir IOHN DAW!  where have you beene?
004:06;584[F  ]| To$9$ seeke you, sir AMOROVS.
004:06;584[G  ]| Me!  I honor you.
004:06;584[F  ]| I preuent you, sir.
004:06;585[C  ]| They have forgot their rapiers!
004:06;585[D  ]| O, they meet in$4$ peace, man.
004:06;585[B  ]| Where is your sword, sir IOHN?
004:06;585[C  ]| And yours, sir AMOROVS?
004:06;585[F  ]| Mine!  my boy had it$6@2$ forth, to$9$ mend the handle, eene now.
004:06;585[G  ]| And my gold handle was broke too, and my boy had it$6@2$ forth.
004:06;585[B  ]| Indeed, sir?  How their excuses meet!
004:06;585[C  ]| What a consent there is, in$4$ the handles?
004:06;585[D  ]| Nay, there is so$5@2$ in$4$ the points too, I warrant you.
004:06;585[J  ]| O me!  madame, he comes againe, the mad man, away.
004:07;585['  ]| He had found the two swords drawne within.
004:07;585[A  ]| What make these naked weapons here, gentlemen?
004:07;585[D  ]| O, sir!  here hath like$5$ to$9$ been murder since you went!
004:07;585[D  ]| A couple of knights fallen out about the brides fauours:  we$6@2$
004:07;585[D  ]| were faine to$9$ take away their weapons, your house had beene beg'd by$4$
004:07;585[D  ]| this time else --
004:07;585[A  ]| For$4$ what?
004:07;585[C  ]| For$4$ man-slaughter, sir, as being accessary.
004:07;585[A  ]| And, for$4$ her$2$ fauours?
004:07;585[D  ]| Aye, sir, heretofore, not present.  CLERIMONT, carry them their
004:07;585[D  ]| swords, now.  They have done all the hurt they will$1$ do.
004:07;585[B  ]| Have you spoke with a lawyer, sir?
004:07;585[A  ]| O, no$7$!  there is such a noyse in$4$ the court, that$3$ they have frighted
004:07;585[A  ]| me home, with more violence then I went!  such speaking; and counter-speaking,
004:07;585[A  ]| with their seuerall voyces of citations, appellations, allegations,
004:07;585[A  ]| certificates, attachments, intergatories, references, conuictions, and afflictions
004:07;585[A  ]| indeed, among the Doctors and Proctors!  that$3$ the noise here is
004:07;585[A  ]| silence to$4$ it$6@2$!  a kind of calme mid-night!
004:07;585[D  ]| Why, sir, if you would be resolu'd indeed, I can bring you hether
004:07;585[D  ]| a very sufficient Lawyer, and a learned Diuine, that$6@1$ shall inquire into
004:07;585[D  ]| euery least scruple for$4$ you.
004:07;585[A  ]| Can you, master TRVE-WIT?
004:07;585[D  ]| Yes, and are very sober graue persons, that$6@1$ will$1$ dispatch it$6@2$ in$4$ a
004:07;585[D  ]| chamber, with a whisper, or two.
004:07;585[A  ]| Good sir, shall I hope this benefit from you, and trust my*selfe
004:07;585[A  ]| into your hands?
004:07;585[D  ]| Alas, sir!  your nephew, and I, have beene asham'd, and oft-times
004:07;585[D  ]| mad since you went, to$9$ thinke how you are abus'd.  Go in$5$, good
004:07;585[D  ]| sir, and lock your*selfe up$5$ till we$6@2$ call you, we$6@2$ will$1$ tell you more anon, sir.
004:07;585[A  ]| Do your pleasure with me, gentlemen; I beleeue in$4$ you:  and
004:07;585[A  ]| that$6@2$ deserues no$2$ delusion --
004:07;586[D  ]| You shall find none, sir:  but heapt, heapt plentie of vexation.
004:07;586[B  ]| What wilt thou do now, WIT?
004:07;586[D  ]| Recouer me hether OTTER, and the Barber, if you can, by$4$ any
004:07;586[D  ]| meanes, presently.
004:07;586[B  ]| Why?  to$4$ what purpose?
004:07;586[D  ]| O, I will$1$ make the deepest Diuine, and grauest Lawyer, out of
004:07;586[D  ]| them two, for$4$ him --
004:07;586[B  ]| Thou canst not man, these are waking dreames.
004:07;586[D  ]| Do not feare me.  Clap but a ciuill gowne with a welt, on$4$ the
004:07;586[D  ]| one; and a canonical cloake with sleeues, on$4$ the other:  and giue them a few
004:07;586[D  ]| termes in$4$ their mouthes, if there come not forth as able a Doctor, and
004:07;586[D  ]| compleat a Parson, for$4$ this turne, as may be wish'd, trust not my election.
004:07;586[D  ]| And, I hope, without wronging the dignitie of either profession, since
004:07;586[D  ]| they are but persons put on$5$, and for$4$ mirths sake, to$9$ torment him.  The
004:07;586[D  ]| Barber smatters latin, I remember.
004:07;586[B  ]| Yes, and OTTER too.
004:07;586[D  ]| Well then, if I make them not wrangle out this case, to$4$ his no$2$
004:07;586[D  ]| comfort, let me be thought a IACK DAW, or LA-FOOLE, or any*thing
004:07;586[D  ]| worse.  Go you to$4$ your ladies, but first send for$4$ them.
004:07;586[B  ]| I will$1$.
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005:01;586[G  ]| Where had you our$6@2$ swords, master CLERIMONT?
005:01;586[C  ]| Why, DAVPHINE tooke them from the mad-man.
005:01;586[G  ]| And he tooke them from our$6@2$ boyes, I warrant you?
005:01;586[C  ]| Very like$5$, sir.
005:01;586[G  ]| Thanke you, good master CLERIMONT.  Sir IOHN DAW, and
005:01;586[G  ]| I are both beholden to$4$ you.
005:01;586[C  ]| Would I knew how to$9$ make you so$5@2$, gentlemen.
005:01;586[F  ]| Sir AMOROVS, and I are your seruants, sir.
005:01;586[V  ]| Gentlemen, have any of you a pen-and-inke.  I would faine
005:01;586[V  ]| write out a riddle in$4$ Italian, for$4$ sir DAVPHINE, to$9$ translate.
005:01;586[C  ]| Not I, in$4$ troth lady, I am no$2$ scriuener.
005:01;586[F  ]| I can furnish you, I thinke, lady.
005:01;586[C  ]| He has it$6@2$ in$4$ the haft of a knife, I beleeue!
005:01;586[G  ]| No$7$, he has his boxe of instruments.
005:01;586[C  ]| Like$4$ a surgean!
005:01;586[G  ]| For$4$ the mathematiques:  his squire, his compasses, his brasse
005:01;586[G  ]| pens, and black-lead, to$9$ draw maps of euery place, and person, where
005:01;586[G  ]| he comes.
005:01;586[C  ]| How, maps of persons!
005:01;587[G  ]| Yes, sir, of NOMENTACK, when he was here, and of the Prince of Moldauia,
005:01;587[G  ]| and of his mistris, mistris EPICO*ENE.
005:01;587[C  ]| Away!  he has not found out her$2$ latitude, I hope.
005:01;587[G  ]| You are a pleasant gentleman, sir.
005:01;587[C  ]| Faith, now we$6@2$ are in$4$ priuate, let us$6@2$ wanton it$6@2$ a little, and talke
005:01;587[C  ]| waggishly.  Sir IOHN, I am telling sir AMOROVS here, that$3$ you two gouerne
005:01;587[C  ]| the ladies, where*e're you come, you carry the feminine gender afore
005:01;587[C  ]| you.
005:01;587[F  ]| They shall rather carry us$6@2$ afore them, if they will$1$, sir.
005:01;587[C  ]| Nay, I beleeue that$3$ they do, withall -- But, that$3$ you are the
005:01;587[C  ]| prime-men in$4$ their affections, and direct all their actions --
005:01;587[F  ]| Not I:  sir AMOROVS is.
005:01;587[G  ]| I protest, sir IOHN is.
005:01;587[F  ]| As I hope to$9$ rise in$4$ the state, sir AMOROVS, you have the person.
005:01;587[G  ]| Sir IOHN, you have the person, and the discourse too.
005:01;587[F  ]| Not I, sir.  I have no$2$ discourse -- and then you have actiuitie
005:01;587[F  ]| beside.
005:01;587[G  ]| I protest, sir IOHN, you come as high from Tripoly, as I do euery
005:01;587[G  ]| whit:  and lift as many ioyn'd stooles, and leape ouer them, if you
005:01;587[G  ]| would vse it$6@2$ --
005:01;587[C  ]| Well, agree on$4$ it$6@2$ together knights; for$3$ betweene you, you diuide
005:01;587[C  ]| the kingdome, or common-wealth of ladies affections:  I see it$6@2$, and
005:01;587[C  ]| can perceiue a little how they obserue you, and feare you, indeed.  You
005:01;587[C  ]| could tell strange stories, my masters, if you would, I know.
005:01;587[F  ]| Faith, we$6@2$ have seene somewhat, sir.
005:01;587[G  ]| That$6@2$ we$6@2$ have -- vellet petti-coates, and wrought smocks, or so$5@2$.
005:01;587[F  ]| Aye, and --
005:01;587[C  ]| Nay, out with it$6@2$, sir IOHN:  do not enuie your friend the pleasure
005:01;587[C  ]| of hearing, when you have had the delight of tasting.
005:01;587[F  ]| Why -- a -- do you speake, sir AMOROVS.
005:01;587[G  ]| No$7$, do you, sir IOHN DAW.
005:01;587[F  ]| In*faith, you shall.
005:01;587[G  ]| In*faith, you shall.
005:01;587[F  ]| Why, we$6@2$ have beene --
005:01;587[G  ]| In$4$ the great bed at Ware together in$4$ our$6@2$ time.  On$5$, sir IOHN.
005:01;587[F  ]| Nay, do you, sir AMOROVS.
005:01;587[C  ]| And these ladies with you, Knights?
005:01;587[G  ]| No$7$, excuse us$6@2$, sir.
005:01;587[F  ]| We$6@2$ must not wound reputation.
005:01;587[G  ]| No$2$ matter -- they were these, or others.  our$6@2$ bath cost us$6@2$ fifteene
005:01;587[G  ]| pound, when we$6@2$ came home.
005:01;587[C  ]| Do you heare, sir IOHN, you shall tell me but one thing truely,
005:01;587[C  ]| as you loue me.
005:01;587[F  ]| If I can, I will$1$, sir.
005:01;588[C  ]| You lay in$4$ the same house with the bride, here?
005:01;588[F  ]| Yes, and conuerst with her$6$ hourely, sir.
005:01;588[C  ]| And what humour is she of?  is she comming, and open, free?
005:01;588[F  ]| O, exceeding open, sir.  I was her$2$ seruant, and sir AMOROVS
005:01;588[F  ]| was to$9$ be.
005:01;588[C  ]| Come, you have both had fauours from her$6$?  I know, and have
005:01;588[C  ]| heard so$5@1$ much.
005:01;588[F  ]| O, no$7$, sir.
005:01;588[G  ]| You shall excuse us$6@2$, sir:  we$6@2$ must not wound reputation.
005:01;588[C  ]| Tut, she is married, now; and you can not hurt her$6$ with any
005:01;588[C  ]| report, and therefore speake plainely:  how many times, in*faith?  which$6@2$ of
005:01;588[C  ]| you lead first?  Ha?
005:01;588[G  ]| Sir IOHN had her$2$ mayden-head, indeed.
005:01;588[F  ]| O, it$6@1$ pleases him to$9$ say so$5@2$, sir, but sir AMOROVS knowes
005:01;588[F  ]| what is what, as well.
005:01;588[C  ]| Do'st thou in*faith, AMOROVS?
005:01;588[G  ]| In$4$ a manner, sir.
005:01;588[C  ]| Why, I commend you lads.  Little knowes Don Bride-groome
005:01;588[C  ]| of this.  Nor shall he, for$4$ me.
005:01;588[F  ]| Hang him, mad oxe.
005:01;588[C  ]| Speake softly:  here comes his nephew, with the lady HAVGHTY.
005:01;588[C  ]| He will$1$ get the ladies from you, sirs, if you looke not to$4$ him in$4$ time.
005:01;588[G  ]| Why, if he do, we$6@2$ will$1$ fetch them home againe, I warrant you.
005:02;588[V  ]| I assure you, sir DAVPHINE, it$6@1$ is the price and estimation of your vertue
005:02;588[V  ]| onely, that$6@1$ hath embarqu'd me to$4$ this aduenture, and I could not
005:02;588[V  ]| but make out to$9$ tell you so$5@2$; nor can I repent me of the act, since it$6@1$ is
005:02;588[V  ]| alwayes an argument of some vertue in$4$ our*selues, that$3$ we$6@2$ loue and affect
005:02;588[V  ]| it$6@2$ so$5@2$ in$4$ others.
005:02;588[B  ]| Your ladyship sets too high a price, on$4$ my weakenesse.
005:02;588[V  ]| Sir, I can distinguish gemmes from peebles --
005:02;588[B  ]| (Are you so$5@1$ skilfull in$4$ stones?)
005:02;588[V  ]| And, howsouer I may suffer in$4$ such a iudgement as yours, by$4$
005:02;588[V  ]| admitting equality of ranke, or societie, with CENTAVRE, or MAVIS --
005:02;588[B  ]| You do not, madame, I perceiue they are your mere foiles.
005:02;588[V  ]| Then are you a friend to$4$ truth, sir.  It$6@1$ makes me loue you the
005:02;588[V  ]| more.  It$6@1$ is not the outward, but the inward man that$6@1$ I affect.  They are not
005:02;588[V  ]| apprehensiue of an eminent perfection, but loue flat, and dully.
005:02;588[V  ]| Where are you, my lady HAVGHTY?
005:02;589[V  ]| I come presently, CENTAVRE.  My chamber, sir, my Page shall
005:02;589[V  ]| show you; and TRVSTY, my woman, shall be euer awake for$4$ you:  you
005:02;589[V  ]| need not feare to$9$ communicate any*thing with her$6$, for$3$ she is a FIDELIA.
005:02;589[V  ]| I pray you weare this iewell for$4$ my sake, sir DAVPHINE.  Where is MAVIS,
005:02;589[V  ]| CENTAVRE?
005:02;589[V  ]| Within, madame, a*writing.  I will$1$ follow you presently.  I will$1$ but
005:02;589[V  ]| speake a word with sir DAVPHINE.
005:02;589[B  ]| With me, madame?
005:02;589[V  ]| Good sir DAVPHINE, do not trust HAVGHTY, nor make any
005:02;589[V  ]| credit to$4$ her$6$, what*euer you do besides, Sir DAVPHINE, I giue you this
005:02;589[V  ]| caution, he is a perfect courtier, and loues no*body, but for$4$ her$2$ vses:
005:02;589[V  ]| and for$4$ her$2$ vses, she loues all.  Besides, her$2$ physitians giue her$6$ out to$9$ be
005:02;589[V  ]| none of the clearest, whether she pay them or no$5$, heau'n knowes:  and she is
005:02;589[V  ]| aboue fiftie too, and pargets!  See her$6$ in$4$ a fore-noone.  Here comes MAVIS,
005:02;589[V  ]| a worse face then she!  you would not like$1$ this, by$4$ candle-light.  If
005:02;589[V  ]| you will$1$ come to$4$ my chamber one of these mornings early, or late in$4$ an euening,
005:02;589[V  ]| I will$1$ tell you more.  Where is HAVGHTY, MAVIS?
005:02;589[V  ]| Within, CENTAVRE.
005:02;589[V  ]| What have you, there?
005:02;589[V  ]| An Italian riddle for$4$ sir DAVPHINE, (you shall  not see it$6@2$ in*faith,
005:02;589[V  ]| CENTAVRE.)  Good sir DAVPHINE, solue it$6@2$ for$4$ me.  I will$1$ call for$4$ it$6@2$
005:02;589[V  ]| anon.
005:02;589[C  ]| How now, DAVPHINE?  how do'st thou quit thy*selfe of these
005:02;589[C  ]| females?
005:02;589[B  ]| 'Slight, they haunt me like$4$ fayries, and giue me iewells here, I
005:02;589[B  ]| can not be rid of them.
005:02;589[C  ]| O, you must not tell, though.
005:02;589[B  ]| Masse, I forgot that$6@2$:  I was neuer so$5@1$ assaulted.  One loues for$4$
005:02;589[B  ]| vertue, and bribes me with this.  Another loues me with caution, and so$5@2$
005:02;589[B  ]| would possesse me.  A third brings me a riddle here, and all are iealous:  and
005:02;589[B  ]| raile each at other.
005:02;589[C  ]| A riddle?  pray' let me see it$6@2$? 
005:02;589['  ]| He reades the paper.
005:02;589[V  ]| Sir DAVPHINE, I chose this way of
005:02;589[V  ]| intimation for$4$ priuacie.  The ladies here, I know, have both hope, and purpose,
005:02;589[V  ]| to$9$ make a collegiate and seruant of you.  If I might be so$5@1$ honor'd, as to$9$ appeare
005:02;589[V  ]| at any end of so$5@1$ noble a worke, I would enter into a fame of taking physique to*morrow,
005:02;589[V  ]| and continue it$6@2$ foure or fiue dayes, or longer, for$4$ your visitation.  MAVIS.
005:02;589[C  ]| By$4$ my faith, a subtle one!  Call you this a riddle?  What is their plaine
005:02;589[C  ]| dealing, trow?
005:02;589[B  ]| We$6@2$ lack TRVE-WIT, to$9$ tell us$6@2$ that$6@2$.
005:02;589[C  ]| We$6@2$ lack him for$4$ somewhat else too:  his Knights reformados
005:02;589[C  ]| are wound up$5$ as high, and insolent, as euer they were.
005:02;589[B  ]| You iest.
005:02;589[C  ]| No$2$ drunkards, either with wine or vanitie, euer confess'd such
005:02;589[C  ]| stories of themselues.  I would not giue a flies leg, in$4$ ballance against all
005:02;589[C  ]| the womens reputations here, if they could be but thought to$9$ speake
005:02;590[C  ]| truth:  and, for$4$ the bride, they have made their affidauit against her$6$ directly 
005:02;590[C  ]| --
005:02;590[B  ]| What, that$3$ they have lyen with her$6$?
005:02;590[C  ]| Yes, and tell times, and circumstances, with the cause why, and
005:02;590[C  ]| the place where.  I had almost brought them to$9$ affirme that$3$ they had done
005:02;590[C  ]| it$6@2$, to*day.
005:02;590[B  ]| Not both of them.
005:02;590[C  ]| Yes faith:  with a sooth or two more I had effected it$6@2$.  They
005:02;590[C  ]| would have set it$6@2$ downe vnder their hands.
005:02;590[B  ]| Why, they will$1$ be our$6@2$ sport, I see, still!  whether we$6@2$ will$1$, or no$5$.
005:03;590[D  ]| O, Are you here?  Come DAVPHINE.  Go, call your vncle presently.
005:03;590[D  ]| I have fitted my Diuine, and my Canonist, died their beards
005:03;590[D  ]| and all:  the knaues do not know themselues they are so$5@1$ exalted,
005:03;590[D  ]| and alter'd.  Preferment changes any man.  Thou shalt keepe one dore,
005:03;590[D  ]| and I another, and then CLERIMONT in$4$ the midst, that$3$ he may have no$2$
005:03;590[D  ]| meanes of escape from their cauilling, when they grow hot once.  And
005:03;590[D  ]| then the women (as I have giuen the bride her$2$ instructions) to$9$ breake in$5$
005:03;590[D  ]| upon$4$ him, in$4$ the l'enuoy.  O, it$6@1$ will$1$ be full and twanging!  Away, fetch him.
005:03;590[D  ]| Come, master Doctor, and master Parson, looke to$4$ your parts now, and
005:03;590[D  ]| discharge them brauely:  you are well set forth, performe it$6@2$ as well.  If you
005:03;590[D  ]| chance to$9$ be out, do not confesse it$6@2$ with standing still, or humming, or
005:03;590[D  ]| gaping one at another:  but go on$5$, and talke alowd, and eagerly, vse vehement
005:03;590[D  ]| action, and onely remember your termes, and you are safe.  Let the
005:03;590[D  ]| matter go where it$6@1$ will$1$:  you have many will$1$ do so$5@2$.  But at first,
005:03;590[D  ]| be very solemne, and graue like$4$ your garments, though you loose your*selues
005:03;590[D  ]| after, and skip out like$4$ a brace of iugglers on$4$ a table.  Here he
005:03;590[D  ]| comes!  set your faces, and looke superciliously, while I present you.
005:03;590[A  ]| Are these the two learned men?
005:03;590[D  ]| Yes, sir, please you salute them?
005:03;590[A  ]| Salute them? I had rather do any*thing, then weare out time so$5@1$
005:03;590[A  ]| vnfruitfully, sir.  I wonder, how these common formes, as god saue you, and
005:03;590[A  ]| you are well-come, are come to$9$ be a habit in$4$ our$6@2$ liues!  or, I am glad to$9$ see you!
005:03;590[A  ]| when I can not see, what the profit can be of these words, so$5@1$ long as it$6@1$ is
005:03;590[A  ]| no$2$ whit better with him, whose affaires are sad, and grieuous, that$3$ he heares
005:03;590[A  ]| this salutation.
005:03;590[D  ]| It$6@1$ is true, sir, we$6@2$ will$1$ go to$4$ the matter then.  Gentlemen, master Doctor,
005:03;590[D  ]| and master Parson, I have acquainted you sufficiently with the
005:03;590[D  ]| busines, for$4$ which$6@1$ you are come hether.  And you are not now to$9$ enforme
005:03;591[D  ]| your*selues in$4$ the state of the question, I know. This is the gentleman,
005:03;591[D  ]| who$6@1$ expects your resolution, and therefore, when you please, beginne.
005:03;591[H  ]| Please you, master Doctor.
005:03;591[I  ]| Please you, good master Parson.
005:03;591[H  ]| I would heare the Canon-law speake first.
005:03;591[I  ]| It$6@1$ must giue place to$4$ positiue Diuinitie, sir.
005:03;591[A  ]| Nay, good gentlemen, do not throw me into circumstances.
005:03;591[A  ]| Let your comforts arriue quickly at me, those that$6@1$ are.  Be swift in$4$ affoording
005:03;591[A  ]| me my peace, if so$5@2$ I shall hope any.  I loue not your disputations, or
005:03;591[A  ]| your court-tumults.  And that$3$ it$6@1$ be not strange to$4$ you, I will$1$ tell you.  My
005:03;591[A  ]| father, in$4$ my education, was wont to$9$ aduise me, that$3$ I should alwayes
005:03;591[A  ]| collect, and contayne my mind, not suffring it$6@2$ to$9$ flow loosely; that$3$ I
005:03;591[A  ]| should looke to$4$ what things were necessary to$4$ the carriage of my life, and
005:03;591[A  ]| what not:  embracing the one and eschewing the other. In$4$ short, that$3$ I
005:03;591[A  ]| should endeare my*selfe to$4$ rest, and auoid turmoile:  which$6@1$ now is growne
005:03;591[A  ]| to$9$ be another nature to$4$ me.  So$3$ that$3$ I come not to$4$ your publike pleadings,
005:03;591[A  ]| or your places of noise; not that$3$ I neglect those things, that$6@1$ make for$4$ the
005:03;591[A  ]| dignitie of the common-wealth:  but for$4$ the meere auoiding of clamors, and
005:03;591[A  ]| impertinencies of Orators, that$6@1$ know not how to$9$ be silent.  And for$4$ the
005:03;591[A  ]| cause of noise, am I now a sutor to$4$ you.  You do not know in$4$ what a miserie
005:03;591[A  ]| I have been exercis'd this day, what a torrent of euill!  My very
005:03;591[A  ]| house turnes round with the tumult!  I dwell in$4$ a wind-mill!  The perpetuall
005:03;591[A  ]| motion is here, and not at Eltham.
005:03;591[D  ]| Well, good master Doctor, will$1$ you breake the ice?  master Parson
005:03;591[D  ]| will$1$ wade after.
005:03;591[I  ]| Sir, though vnworthy, and the weaker, I will$1$ presume.
005:03;591[H  ]| It$6@1$ is no$2$ presumption, domine Doctor.
005:03;591[A  ]| Yet againe!
005:03;591[I  ]| Your question is, for$4$ how many causes a man may have 7diuortium
005:03;591[I  ]| 7legitimum, a lawfull diuorce. First, you must vnderstand the nature
005:03;591[I  ]| of the word diuorce, 7a 7diuertendo --
005:03;591[A  ]| No$2$ excursions upon$4$ words, good Doctor, to$4$ the question
005:03;591[A  ]| briefly.
005:03;591[I  ]| I answere then, the Canon-law affords diuorce but in$4$ a few cases,
005:03;591[I  ]| and the principall is in$4$ the common case, the adulterous case.  But there
005:03;591[I  ]| are 7duodecim 7impedimenta, twelue impediments (as we$6@2$ call them) all which$6@1$
005:03;591[I  ]| do not 7dirimere 7contractum, but 7irritum 7readere 7matrimonium, as we$6@2$ say
005:03;591[I  ]| in$4$ the Canon-law, not take away the bond, but cause a nullitie therein.
005:03;591[A  ]| I vnderstood you, before:  good sir, auoid your impertinencie
005:03;591[A  ]| of translation.
005:03;591[H  ]| He can not open this too much, sir, by$4$ your fauour.
005:03;591[A  ]| Yet more!
005:03;591[D  ]| O, you must giue the learned men leaue, sir.  To$4$ your impediments,
005:03;591[D  ]| master Doctor.
005:03;591[I  ]| The first is 7impedimentum 7erroris.
005:03;592[H  ]| Of which$6@1$ there are seuerall species.
005:03;592[I  ]| Aye, as 7error 7persona.
005:03;592[H  ]| If you contract your*selfe to$4$ one person, thinking her$6$ another.
005:03;592[I  ]| Then, 7error 7fortuna.
005:03;592[H  ]| If she be a begger, and you thought her$6$ rich.
005:03;592[I  ]| Then, 7error 7qualitatis.
005:03;592[H  ]| If she proue stubborne, or head-strong, that$6@1$ you thought obedient.
005:03;592[H  ]|
005:03;592[A  ]| How?  is that$6@2$, sir, a lawfull impediment?  One at once, I pray
005:03;592[A  ]| you gentlemen.
005:03;592[H  ]| Aye, 7ante 7copulam, but not 7post 7copulam, sir.
005:03;592[I  ]| Mr% Parson saies right.  7Nec 7post 7nuptiarum 7benedictionem.  It$6@1$ doth
005:03;592[I  ]| indeed but 7irrita 7reddere 7sponsalia, annull the contract:  after marriage it$6@1$ is
005:03;592[I  ]| of no$2$ obstancy.
005:03;592[D  ]| Alas, sir, what a hope are we$6@2$ fall'n from, by$4$ this time!
005:03;592[I  ]| The next is 7conditio:  if you thought her$6$ free borne, and she
005:03;592[I  ]| proue a bond-woman, there is impediment of estate and condition.
005:03;592[H  ]| Aye, but Mr% Doctor, those seruitudes are 7sublata, now, among us$6@2$
005:03;592[H  ]| christians.
005:03;592[I  ]| By$4$ your fauour, master Parson --
005:03;592[H  ]| You shall giue me leaue, master Doctor.
005:03;592[A  ]| Nay, gentlemen, quarrell not in$4$ that$6@2$ question; it$6@1$ concernes not
005:03;592[A  ]| my case:  passe to$4$ the third.
005:03;592[I  ]| Well then, the third is 7votum.  If either partie have made a
005:03;592[I  ]| vow of chastitie.  But that$6@2$ practice, as master Parson said of the other, is
005:03;592[I  ]| taken away among us$6@2$, thanks be to$4$ discipline.  The fourth is 7cognatio:  if
005:03;592[I  ]| the persons be of kinne, within the degrees.
005:03;592[H  ]| I:  do you know, what the degrees are, sir?
005:03;592[A  ]| No$7$, nor I care not, sir:  they offer me no$2$ comfort in$4$ the question,
005:03;592[A  ]| I am sure.
005:03;592[I  ]| But, there is a branch of this impediment may, which$6@1$ is 7cognatio
005:03;592[I  ]| 7spiritualis.  If you were her$2$ god-father, sir, then the marriage is incestuous.
005:03;592[I  ]| 
005:03;592[H  ]| That$6@2$ comment is absurd, and superstitious, master Doctor.  I
005:03;592[H  ]| can not endure it$6@2$.  Are we$6@2$ not all brothers and sisters, and as much a kinne
005:03;592[H  ]| in$4$ that$6@2$, as god-fathers, and god-daughters?
005:03;592[A  ]| O me!  to$9$ end the controuersie, I neuer was a god-father, I neuer
005:03;592[A  ]| was a god-father in$4$ my life, sir.  Passe to$4$ the next.
005:03;592[I  ]| The fift is 7crimen 7adulterij:  the knowne case.  The sixt, 7cultus
005:03;592[I  ]| 7disparitas, difference of religion:  have you euer examin'd her$6$ what religion
005:03;592[I  ]| she is of?
005:03;592[A  ]| No$7$, I would rather she were of none, then be put to$4$ the
005:03;592[A  ]| trouble of it$6@2$!
005:03;592[H  ]| You may have it$6@2$ done for$4$ you, sir.
005:03;592[A  ]| By$4$ no$2$ meanes, good sir, on$5$, to$4$ the rest:  shall you euer come to$4$
005:03;592[A  ]| an end, thinke you?
005:03;593[D  ]| Yes, he has done halfe, sir (On$5$, to$4$ the rest) be patient, and
005:03;593[D  ]| expect, sir.
005:03;593[I  ]| The seuenth is, 7vis:  if it$6@1$ were upon$4$ compulsion, or force.
005:03;593[A  ]| O no$7$, it$6@1$ was too voluntarie, mine:  too voluntarie.
005:03;593[I  ]| The eight is, 7ordo: if euer she have taken holy orders.
005:03;593[H  ]| That$6@2$ is supersitious, too.
005:03;593[A  ]| No$2$ matter, master Parson:  would she would go into a nunnerie
005:03;593[A  ]| yet.
005:03;593[I  ]| The ninth is, 7ligamen:  if you were bound, sir, to$4$ any other
005:03;593[I  ]| before.
005:03;593[A  ]| I thrust my*selfe too soone into these fetters.
005:03;593[I  ]| The tenth is, 7publica 7honestas:  which$6@1$ is 7inchoata 7quadam 7affinitas.
005:03;593[H  ]| Aye, or 7affinitas 7orta 7ex 7sponsalibus':  and is but 7leue 7impedimentum.
005:03;593[A  ]| I feele no$2$ aire of comfort blowing to$4$ me, in$4$ all this.
005:03;593[I  ]| The eleuenth is, 7affinitas 7ex 7fornicatione.
005:03;593[H  ]| Which$6@1$ is no$2$ lesse 7vera 7affinitas, then the other, master Doctor.
005:03;593[I  ]| True, 7qua*e 7oritur 7ex 7legitimo 7matrimonio.
005:03;593[H  ]| You say right, venerable Doctor.  And, 7nascitur 7ex 7eo, 7quod 7per
005:03;593[H  ]| 7coniugium 7dua*e 7persona*e 7efficiuntur 7vna 7caro --
005:03;593[A  ]| Hey-day, now they beginne.
005:03;593[I  ]| I conceiue you, master Parson.  7Ita 7per 7fornicationem 7aque 7est
005:03;593[I  ]| 7verus 7pater, 7qui 7sic 7generat --
005:03;593[H  ]| 7Et 7vere 7filius 7qui 7sit 7generatur --
005:03;593[A  ]| What is all this to$4$ me?
005:03;593[C  ]| Now it$6@1$ growes warme.
005:03;593[I  ]| The twelfth, and last is, 7si 7forte 7coire 7nequibis.
005:03;593[H  ]| Aye, that$6@2$ is 7impedimentum 7grauissimum.  It$6@1$ doth vtterly annull, and
005:03;593[H  ]| annihilate, that$6@2$.  If you have 7manifestam 7frigiditatem, you are well, sir.
005:03;593[D  ]| Why, there is comfort come at length, sir.  Confesse your*selfe
005:03;593[D  ]| but a man vnable, and she will$1$ sue to$9$ be diuorc'd first.
005:03;593[H  ]| Aye, or if there be 7morbus 7perpetuus, 7& 7insanabilis, as 7Paralisis, 7Elephantiasis,
005:03;593[H  ]| or so$5@2$ --
005:03;593[B  ]| O, but 7frigiditas is the fairer way, gentlemen.
005:03;593[H  ]| You say troth, sir, and as it$6@1$ is in$4$ the canon, master Doctor.
005:03;593[I  ]| I conceiue you, sir.
005:03;593[C  ]| Before he speakes.
005:03;593[H  ]| That$3$ a boy, or child, vnder yeeres, is not fit for$4$ marriage, because he
005:03;593[H  ]| can not 7reddere 7debitum.  So$5@2$ your 7omnipotentes --
005:03;593[D  ]|  Your 7impotentes, you whorson Lobster.
005:03;593[H  ]| Your 7impotentes, I should say, are 7minime 7apti 7ad 7contrahenda
005:03;593[H  ]| 7matrimonium.
005:03;593[D  ]| 7Matrimonium?  We$6@2$ shall have most vn-matrimoniall latin,
005:03;593[D  ]| with you:  7matrimonia, and be hang'd.
005:03;593[B  ]| You put them out, man.
005:03;593[I  ]| But then there will$1$ arise a doubt, master Parson, in$4$ our$6@2$ case.
005:03;594[I  ]| 7post 7matrimonium:  that$3$ 7frigiditate 7pra*editus (do you conceiue me, sir?)
005:03;594[H  ]| Very well, sir.
005:03;594[I  ]| Who$6@1$ can not 7vti 7vxore 7pro 7vxore, may 7habere 7eam 7pro 7sorore.
005:03;594[H  ]| Absurd, absurd, absurd, and merely apostaticall.
005:03;594[I  ]| You shall pardon me, master Parson, I can proue it$6@2$.
005:03;594[H  ]| You can proue a Will$0$, master Doctor, you can proue nothing
005:03;594[H  ]| else.  Do's not the verse of your owne canon say.  7Ha*ec 7socianda 7vetant 7conubie,
005:03;594[H  ]| 7facta 7retractant --
005:03;594[I  ]| I grant you, but how do they 7retractare, master Parson?
005:03;594[A  ]| (O, this was it$6@1$, I fear'd.)
005:03;594[H  ]| In$4$ 7a*eternum, sir.
005:03;594[I  ]| That$6@2$ is false in$4$ diuinitie, by$4$ your fauour.
005:03;594[H  ]| It$6@1$ is false in$4$ humanitie, to$9$ say so$5@2$.  Is he not 7prorfus 7inutilis 7ad
005:03;594[H  ]| 7thorum?  Can he 7pra*estare 7fidem 7datam?  I would faine know.
005:03;594[I  ]| Yes:  how if he do 7conualere?
005:03;594[H  ]| He can not 7conualere, it$6@1$ is impossible.
005:03;594[D  ]| Nay, good sir, attend the learned men, they will$1$ thinke you neglect
005:03;594[D  ]| them else.
005:03;594[I  ]| Or, if he do 7simulare himselfe 7frigidum, 7odio 7vxoris, or so$5@2$?
005:03;594[H  ]| I say, he is 7adulter 7manifestus, then.
005:03;594[B  ]| (They dispute it$6@2$ very learnedly, in*faith.)
005:03;594[H  ]| And 7prostitutor 7vxoris, and this is positiue.
005:03;594[A  ]| Good sir, let me escape.
005:03;594[D  ]| You will$1$ not do me that$6@2$ wrong, sir.?
005:03;594[H  ]| And therefore, if he be 7manifeste 7frigidus, sir --
005:03;594[I  ]| Aye, if he be 7manifeste 7frigidus, I grant you --
005:03;594[H  ]| Why, that$6@2$ was my conclusion.
005:03;594[I  ]| And mine too.
005:03;594[D  ]| Nay, heare the conclusion, sir.
005:03;594[H  ]| Then, 7frigiditatis 7causa --
005:03;594[I  ]| Yes, 7causa 7frigiditatis --
005:03;594[A  ]| O, mine eares!
005:03;594[H  ]| She may have 7libellum 7diuortij, against you.
005:03;594[I  ]| Aye, 7diuortij 7libellum she will$1$ sure have.
005:03;594[A  ]| Good eccho's, forbeare.
005:03;594[H  ]| If you confesse it$6@2$.
005:03;594[I  ]| Which$6@1$ I would do, sir --
005:03;594[A  ]| I will$1$ do any*thing --
005:03;594[H  ]| And cleere my*selfe in$4$ 7foro 7conscientia*e --
005:03;594[I  ]| Because you want indeed --
005:03;594[A  ]| Yet more?
005:03;594[H  ]| 7Exercendi 7potestate.
005:04;595[E  ]| I will$1$ not endure it$6@2$ any longer.  Ladies, I beseech you helpe me.  This
005:04;595[E  ]| is such a wrong, as neuer was offer'd to$4$ poore bride before.  Upon$4$ her$2$
005:04;595[E  ]| marriage day, to$9$ have her$2$ husband conspire against her$6$, and a couple
005:04;595[E  ]| of mercinarie companions, to$9$ be brought in$5$ for$4$ formes sake, to$9$ perswade
005:04;595[E  ]| a separation!  If you had bloud, or vertue in$4$ you, gentlemen, you would
005:04;595[E  ]| not suffer such eare-wigs about a husband, or scorpions, to$9$ creep between
005:04;595[E  ]| man and wife --
005:04;595[A  ]| O, the varietie and changes of my torment!
005:04;595[V  ]| Let them be cudgell'd out of dores, by$4$ our$6@2$ groomes.
005:04;595[V  ]| I will$1$ lend you my foot-man.
005:04;595[V  ]| We$6@2$ will$1$ have our$6@2$ men blanket them in$4$ the hall.
005:04;595[J  ]| As there was one, at our$6@2$ house, madame, for$4$ peeping in$5$ at
005:04;595[J  ]| the dore.
005:04;595[F  ]| Content, in*faith.
005:04;595[D  ]| Stay, ladies, and gentlemen, you will$1$ heare, before you proceed?
005:04;595[V  ]| I would have the bride-groome blanketted, too.
005:04;595[V  ]| Beginne with him first.
005:04;595[V  ]| Yes, by$4$ my troth.
005:04;595[A  ]| O, mankind generation!
005:04;595[B  ]| Ladies, for$4$ my sake forebeare.
005:04;595[V  ]| Yes, for$4$ sir DAVPHINES sake.
005:04;595[V  ]| He shall command us$6@2$.
005:04;595[G  ]| He is as fine a gentleman of his inches, madame, as any is about
005:04;595[G  ]| the towne, and weares as good colours when he list.
005:04;595[D  ]| Be briefe, sir, and confesse your infirmitie, she will$1$ be a-fire to$9$ be
005:04;595[D  ]| quit of you, if she but heare that$6@2$ nam'd once, you shall not entreat her$6$
005:04;595[D  ]| to$9$ stay.  She will$1$ flie you, like$4$ one that$6@1$ had the marks upon$4$ him.
005:04;595[A  ]| Ladies, I must craue all your pardons --
005:04;595[D  ]| Silence, ladies.
005:04;595[A  ]| For$4$ a wrong I have done to$4$ your whole sexe, in$4$ marrying this
005:04;595[A  ]| faire, and vertuous gentlewoman --
005:04;595[C  ]| Heare him, good ladies.
005:04;595[A  ]| Being guiltie of an infirmitie, which$6@1$ before I confer'd with
005:04;595[A  ]| these learned men, I thought I might have conceal'd --
005:04;595[D  ]| But now being better inform'd in$4$ his conscience by$4$ them, he
005:04;595[D  ]| is to$9$ declare it$6@2$, and giue satisfaction, by$4$ asking your publique forgiuenesse.
005:04;596[A  ]| I am no$2$ man, ladies.
005:04;596[X  ]| How!
005:04;596[A  ]| Vtterly vn-abled in$4$ nature, by$4$ reason of frigidity, to$9$ performe
005:04;596[A  ]| the duties, or any the least office of a husband.
005:04;596[V  ]| Now, out upon$4$ him, prodigious creature!
005:04;596[V  ]| Bride-groome vncarnate.
005:04;596[V  ]| And would you offer it$6@2$, to$4$ a young gentlewoman?
005:04;596[J  ]| A lady of her$2$ longings?
005:04;596[E  ]| Tut, a deuice, a deuice, this, it$6@1$ smells rankly, ladies.  A mere
005:04;596[E  ]| comment of his owne.
005:04;596[D  ]| Why, if you suspect that$6@2$, ladies, you may have him search'd.
005:04;596[F  ]| As the custome is, by$4$ a iurie of physitians.
005:04;596[G  ]| Yes faith, it$6@1$ will$1$ be braue.
005:04;596[A  ]| O me, must I vnder-goe that$6@2$!
005:04;596[J  ]| No$7$, let women search him, madame:  we$6@2$ can do it$6@2$ our*selues.
005:04;596[A  ]| Out on$4$ me, worse!
005:04;596[E  ]| No$7$, ladies, you shall not need, I will$1$ take him with all his faults.
005:04;596[A  ]| Worst of all!
005:04;596[C  ]| Why, then it$6@1$ is no$2$ diuorce, Doctor, if she consent not?
005:04;596[I  ]| No$7$, if the man be 7frigidus, it$6@1$ is 7de 7parte 7vxoris, that$6@1$ we$6@2$ grant
005:04;596[I  ]| 7libellum 7diuortij, in$4$ the law.
005:04;596[H  ]| Aye, it$6@1$ is the same in$4$ theologie.
005:04;596[A  ]| Worse, worse then worst!
005:04;596[D  ]| Nay, sir, be not vtterly dis-heartned, we$6@2$ have yet a small relique
005:04;596[D  ]| of hope left, as neere as our$6@2$ comfort is blowne out.  CLERIMONT,
005:04;596[D  ]| produce your brace of Knights.  What was that$6@2$, master Parson, you told
005:04;596[D  ]| me 7in 7errore 7qualitatis, e'ne now?  DAVPHINE, whisper the bride, that$3$ she
005:04;596[D  ]| carry it$6@2$ as if she were guiltie, and asham'd.
005:04;596[H  ]| Mary sir, 7in 7errore 7qualitatis (which$6@1$ master Doctor did forbeare
005:04;596[H  ]| to$9$ vrge) if she be found 7corrupta, that$6@2$ is, vitiated or broken up$5$,
005:04;596[H  ]| that$6@1$ was 7pro 7virgine 7desponsa, espous'd for$4$ a maid --
005:04;596[A  ]| What then, sir?
005:04;596[H  ]| It$6@1$ doth 7dirimere 7contractum, and 7irritum 7reddere too.
005:04;596[D  ]| If this be true, we$6@2$ are happy againe, sir, once more.  Here are an
005:04;596[D  ]| honorable brace of Knights, that$6@1$ shall affirme so$5@1$ much.
005:04;596[F  ]| Pardon us$6@2$, good master CLERIMONT.
005:04;596[G  ]| You shall excuse us$6@2$, master CLERIMONT.
005:04;596[C  ]| Nay, you must make it$6@2$ good now, Knights, there is no$2$ remedie,
005:04;596[C  ]| I will$1$ eate no$2$ words for$4$ you, nor no$2$ men:  you know you spoke it$6@2$ to$4$ me?
005:04;596[F  ]| Is this gentleman-like, sir?
005:04;596[D  ]| IACK DAW, he is worse then sir AMOROVS:  fiercer a great
005:04;596[D  ]| deale.  Sir AMOROVS, beware, there be ten DAWES in$4$ this CLERIMONT.
005:04;596[G  ]| I will$1$ confesse it$6@2$, sir.
005:04;596[F  ]| Will$1$ you, sir AMOROVS?  will$1$ you wound reputation?
005:04;596[G  ]| I am resolu'd.
005:04;597[D  ]| So$5@2$ should you be too, IACK DAW:  what should keepe you off?
005:04;597[D  ]| she is but a woman, and in$4$ disgrace.  He will$1$ be glad on$4$ it$6@2$.
005:04;597[F  ]| Will$1$ he?  I thought he would have beene angrie.
005:04;597[C  ]| You will$1$ dispatch, Knights, it$6@1$ must be done, in*faith.
005:04;597[D  ]| Why, if it$6@1$ must it$6@1$ shall, sir, they say.  They will$1$ ne're go backe.
005:04;597[D  ]| Do not tempt his patience.
005:04;597[F  ]| It$6@1$ is true indeed, sir.
005:04;597[G  ]| Yes, I assure you, sir.
005:04;597[A  ]| What is true gentlemen?  what do you assure me?
005:04;597[F  ]| That$3$ we$6@2$ have knowne your bride, sir --
005:04;597[G  ]| In$4$ good fashion.  She was our$6@2$ mistris, or so$5@2$ --
005:04;597[C  ]| Nay, you must be plaine, Knights, as you were to$4$ me.
005:04;597[H  ]| Aye, the question is, if you have 7carnaliter, or no$5$.
005:04;597[G  ]| Carnaliter?  what else, sir?
005:04;597[H  ]| It$6@1$ is inough:  a plaine nullitie.
005:04;597[E  ]| I am vn-done, I am vn-done!
005:04;597[A  ]| O, let me whorship and adore you, gentlemen!
005:04;597[E  ]| I am vn-done!
005:04;597[A  ]| Yes, to$4$ my hand, I thanke these Knights:  master Parson, let me
005:04;597[A  ]| thanke you otherwise.
005:04;597[V  ]| And, have they confess'd?
005:04;597[V  ]| Now out upon$4$ them, informers!
005:04;597[D  ]| You see, what creatures you may bestow your fauours on$5$,
005:04;597[D  ]| madames.
005:04;597[V  ]| I would except against them as beaten Knights, wench, and not
005:04;597[V  ]| good witnesses in$4$ law.
005:04;597[J  ]| Poore gentlewoman, how she takes it$6@2$!
005:04;597[V  ]| Be comforted, MOROSE, I loue you the better for$4$ it$6@2$.
005:04;597[V  ]| so$5@2$ do I, I protest.
005:04;597[I  ]| But gentlemen, you have not knowne her$6$, since 7matrimonium?
005:04;597[F  ]| Not to*day, master Doctor.
005:04;597[G  ]| No$7$, sir, not to*day.
005:04;597[I  ]| Why, then I say, for$4$ any act before, the 7matrimonium is good
005:04;597[I  ]| and perfect:  vnlesse, the worshipfull Bride-groome did precisely, before
005:04;597[I  ]| witnesse demand, if she were 7virgo 7ante 7nuptias.
005:04;597[E  ]| No$7$, that$6@2$ he did not, I assure you, master Doctor.
005:04;597[I  ]| If he can not proue that$6@2$, it$6@1$ is 7ratum 7coniugium, notwithstanding
005:04;597[I  ]| the premises. And they do no$2$ way 7impedire.  And this is my sentence, this
005:04;597[I  ]| I pronounce.
005:04;597[H  ]| I am of master Doctors resolution too, sir:  if you made not
005:04;597[H  ]| that$6@2$ demand, 7ante 7nuptias.
005:04;597[A  ]| O my heart!  wilt thou breake?  wilt thou breake?  this is worst
005:04;597[A  ]| of all worst worsts!  that$6@1$ hell could have deuis'd!  Marry a whore!  and so$5@1$
005:04;597[A  ]| much noise!
005:04;597[B  ]| Come, I see now plaine confederacie in$4$ this Doctor, and this
005:04;598[B  ]| Parson, to$9$ abuse a gentleman.  You studie his affliction. I pray' be gone
005:04;598[B  ]| companions.  And gentlemen, I begin to$9$ suspect you for$4$ hauing parts with
005:04;598[B  ]| them.  Sir, will$1$ it$6@1$ please you heare me?
005:04;598[A  ]| O, do not talke to$4$ me, take not from me the pleasure of dying
005:04;598[A  ]| in$4$ silence, nephew.
005:04;598[B  ]| Sir, I must speake to$4$ you.  I have beene long your poore despis'd
005:04;598[B  ]| kins-man, and many a hard thought has strength'ned you against me:  but
005:04;598[B  ]| now it$6@1$ shall appeare if either I loue you or your peace, and preferre them
005:04;598[B  ]| to$4$ all the world beside.  I will$1$ not be long or grieuous to$4$ you, sir.  If I
005:04;598[B  ]| free you of this vnhappy match absolutely, and instantly after all this
005:04;598[B  ]| trouble, and almost in$4$ your despaire, now --
005:04;598[A  ]| (It$6@1$ can not be.)
005:04;598[B  ]| Sir, that$3$ you be neuer troubled with a murmure of it$6@2$ more,
005:04;598[B  ]| what shall I hope for$5$, or deserue of you?
005:04;598[A  ]| O, what thou wilt, nephew!  thou shalt deserue me, and
005:04;598[A  ]| have me.
005:04;598[B  ]| Shall I have your fauour perfect to$4$ me, and loue hereafter?
005:04;598[A  ]| That$6@2$, and any*thing beside.  Make thine owne conditions.  My
005:04;598[A  ]| whole estate is thine.  Manage it$6@2$, I will$1$ become thy Ward.
005:04;598[B  ]| Nay, sir, I will$1$ not be so$5@1$ vn-reasonable.
005:04;598[E  ]| Will$1$ sir DAVPHINE be mine enemie too?
005:04;598[B  ]| You know, I have beene long a suter to$4$ you, vncle, that$3$ out of
005:04;598[B  ]| your estate, which$6@1$ is fifteen hundred a yeere, you would allow me but fiue
005:04;598[B  ]| hundred during life, and assure the rest upon$4$ me after:  to$4$ which$6@1$ I have often,
005:04;598[B  ]| by$4$ my*selfe and freinds tendred you a writing to$9$ signe, which$6@1$ you
005:04;598[B  ]| would neuer consent, or incline to$5$.  If you please but to$9$ effect it$6@2$ now --
005:04;598[A  ]| Thou shalt have it$6@2$, nephew.  I will$1$ do it$6@2$, and more.
005:04;598[B  ]| If I quit you not presently?  and for-euer of this cumber, you
005:04;598[B  ]| shall have power instantly, afore all these, to$9$ reuoke your act, and I will$1$
005:04;598[B  ]| become, whose slaue you will$1$ giue me to$5$, for-euer.
005:04;598[A  ]| Where is the writing?  I will$1$ seale to$4$ it$6@2$, that$6@2$, or to$4$ a blanke, and
005:04;598[A  ]| write thine owne conditions.
005:04;598[E  ]| O me, most vnfortunate wretched gentlewoman!
005:04;598[V  ]| Will$1$ sir DAVPHINE do this?
005:04;598[E  ]| Good sir, have some compassion on$4$ me.
005:04;598[A  ]| O, my nephew knowes you belike:  away crocodile.
005:04;598[V  ]| He do's it$6@2$ not sure, without good ground.
005:04;598[B  ]| Here, sir.
005:04;598[A  ]| Come, nephew:  giue me the pen.  I will$1$ subscribe to$4$ any*thing,
005:04;598[A  ]| and seale to$4$ what thou wilt, for$4$ my deliuerance.  Thou art my restorer.
005:04;598[A  ]| Here, I deliuer it$6@2$ thee as my deed.  If there be a word in$4$ it$6@2$ lacking, or writ
005:04;598[A  ]| with false orthographie, I protest before -- I will$1$ not take the aduantage.
005:04;598['  ]| He takes off Epico*enes perruke.
005:04;598[B  ]| Then here is your release, sir; you have married a boy:  a gentlemans
005:04;598[B  ]| son, that$6@1$ I have brought up$5$ this halfe yeere, at my great charges,
005:04;598[B  ]| and for$4$ this composition, which$6@1$ I have now made with you.  What say
005:04;599[B  ]| you, master Doctor?  this is 7iustum 7impedimentum, I hope, 7error 7persona*e?
005:04;599[H  ]| Yes sir, 7in 7primo 7gradu.
005:04;599[I  ]| 7In 7primo 7gradu.
005:04;599[B  ]| I thanke you, good Doctor CVTBERD, and Parson OTTER.
005:04;599['  ]| He pulls off their beardes, and disguise.
005:04;599[B  ]| You are beholden to$4$ them, sir, that$6@1$ have taken this paines for$4$ you:  and my
005:04;599[B  ]| friend, master TRVE-WIT, who$6@1$ enabled them for$4$ the businesse.  Now you
005:04;599[B  ]| may go in$5$ and rest, be as priuate as you will$1$, sir.  I will$1$ not trouble you, till
005:04;599[B  ]| you trouble me with your funerall, which$6@1$ I care not how soone it$6@1$ come.
005:04;599[B  ]| CVTBERD, I will$1$ make your lease good.  Thanke me not, but with your
005:04;599[B  ]| leg, CVTBERD.  And TOM OTTER, your Princesse shall be reconcil'd to$4$
005:04;599[B  ]| you.  How now, gentlemen!  do you looke at me?
005:04;599[C  ]| A boy.
005:04;599[B  ]| Yes, mistris EPICOENE.
005:04;599[D  ]| Well, DAVPHINE, you have lurch'd your friends of the better
005:04;599[D  ]| halfe of the garland, by$4$ concealing this part of the plot!  but much good
005:04;599[D  ]| do it$6@1$ thee, thou deseru'st it$6@2$, lad.  And CLERIMONT, for$4$ thy vnexpected
005:04;599[D  ]| bringing in$5$ these two to$4$ confession, weare my part of it$6@2$ freely.  Nay, sir DAW,
005:04;599[D  ]| and sir LA-FOOLE, you see the gentlewoman that$6@1$ has done you the
005:04;599[D  ]| favours!  we$6@2$ are all thankefull to$4$ you, and so$5@2$ should the woman-kind here,
005:04;599[D  ]| specially for$4$ lying on$4$ her$6$, though not with her$6$!  You meant so$5@2$, I am sure?
005:04;599[D  ]| But, that$3$ we$6@2$ have stuck it$6@2$ upon$4$ you to*day, in$4$ your own imagin'd persons,
005:04;599[D  ]| and so$5@1$ lately; this Amazon, the champion of the sexe, should beate you
005:04;599[D  ]| now thriftily, for$4$ the common slanders, which$6@1$ ladies receiue from such
005:04;599[D  ]| cuckowes, as you are.  You are they, that$6@1$ when no$2$ merit or fortune can
005:04;599[D  ]| make you hope to$9$ enioy their bodies, will$1$ yet lie with their reputations,
005:04;599[D  ]| and make their fame suffer.  Away you common moths of these, and all
005:04;599[D  ]| ladies honors.  Go, trauaile to$9$ make legs and faces, and come home with
005:04;599[D  ]| some new matter to$9$ be laught at:  you deserue to$9$ liue in$4$ an aire as corrupted,
005:04;599[D  ]| as that$6@2$ wherewith you feed rumor.  Madames, you are mute, upon$4$
005:04;599[D  ]| this new metamorphosis!  but here stands she, that$6@1$ has vindicated your
005:04;599[D  ]| fames.  Take heed of such 7insecta*e hereafter.  And let it$6@2$ not trouble you that$3$
005:04;599[D  ]| you have discouer'd any mysteries to$4$ this yong gentleman. He is (a'most)
005:04;599[D  ]| of yeeres, and will$1$ make a good visitant within this twelue-month. In$4$ the
005:04;599[D  ]| meanetime, we$6@2$ will$1$ all vndertake for$4$ this secrecie, that$6@1$ can speake so$5@1$ well of
005:04;599[D  ]| his silence.  Spectators, if you like$1$ this como*edie, rise cheerefully, and
005:04;599[D  ]| now MOROSE is gone in$5$, clap your hands.  It$6@1$ may be, that$3$ noyse will$1$ cure
005:04;599[D  ]| him, at least please him.