*114 19 MR. OPENSHAW , I HOPE YOU 'RE CLEARING THE GARBAGE CHUTE . $ 07 IT 'S ALRIGHT , EVERYTHING IS IN ORDER . $ 09 MR. OPENSHAW ... $ 07 I KNOW THE DUSTCART 'S LATE ... $ 09 I 'M NERVOUS ABOUT FLIES ... $ 07 MADAM , PEOPLE IN HIGHER MEDICAL POSITIONS THAN YOU ARE W ORRIED ABOUT THE COMMON HOUSE FLY . $ 09 SO LONG AS IT 'S IN GOOD HANDS , MR. OPENSHAW ... $ 07 IT IS IN GOOD HANDS . $ IF I DISINFECT THESE HANDS MUCH MORE I 'LL HAVE NO HANDS LEF T ... $ 10 MR. OPENSHAW , I JUST WONDERED ... $ 07 STOP WONDERING . $ THERE 'S A CLASSIFIED TIMETABLE ... $ 09 IT 'S IN GOOD HANDS , MRS BOWMAN . $ 07 MEDICATED HANDS ... $ YOU LADIES GET OFF AT A CRACKING PACE EVERY MONDAY MORNING . $ WHAT DO YOU DO AT WEEKENDS ? $ HAVE ORGIES ? $ YOU CANNOT WAIT TO GET THE EVIDENCE SHIFTED . $ 09 THAT 'S ENOUGH OF THAT LANGUAGE , MR. OPENSHAW . $ WE HAVE ENOUGH OF IT WITH THE SKINHEADS . $ 07 I 'M BOUND TO CATCH IT AREN'T I ? $ NOTHING WILL WORK WITH LOP ANDERSON TILL THEY BRING THE HANG ING BACK . $ 11 HE GOES FROM BAD TO WORSE . $ 07 YOU 'RE VERY TOLERANT TOWARDS YOUR CAT LIFE , EXTEND IT C AN'T YOU ? $ TO HUMANITY ? $ 07 EH . $ YOU KIDS , THERE 'S A MAN THAT 'S BUSY HERE . $ 10 WHAT THEY ON HOLIDAY FOR NOW ? $ YOU SHOULD BE AT SCHOOL . $ THERE CANNOT BE A WORSE JOB THAN TEACHER WITH THESE KIDS . $ 07 THERE IS . $ CARETAKER ... $ SHIFT ! $ 02 HELLO , LUIGI . $ 05 HELLO , MR. BONELLI . $ 22 MORNING , BOYS . $ 07 I HOPE YOU 'RE NOT PREPARING THEM THINGS UP IN YOUR FLAT . $ IT 'S AGAINST THE BYELAWS TO PREPARE COMMERCIAL FOODSTUFFS I N THIS BLOCK . $ 22 I PREPARE THEM ON MY STAND . $ 07 THAT THING LOOKS STEAMING TO ME . $ 22 IT AIN'T STEAMING . $ 03 LEAVE HIM , BADGER . $ HE 'S ALRIGHT MR. BONELLI , AIN'T YOU , JOHN ? $ 22 I MAKE A GOOD HOT DOG , EH BOYS ? $ 01 SEE HOW WE STAND BY YOU , LUIGI ? $ YOU 'RE ALRIGHT . $ 01 SURE , MR. MELINA . $ YOU 'RE ALRIGHT . $ WE 'RE ON YOUR SIDE . $ RIGHT ? $ YOU 'LL HAVE NO TROUBLE . $ RIGHT ? $ 22 SURE . $ RIGHT ... $ 01 RIGHT , PASS . $ I SAID LET HIM PASS , YOU HEAR THAT ? $ LET HIM PASS . $ SHIFT ... $ 04 I WAS SHIFTING ... $ 09 THEY PUT MY NERVES ON EDGE . $ 07 THESE KIDS THINK THEY 'RE TOUGH , BUT THEY 'RE NOT THE TE RRORS OF BALDWIN DWELLINGS . $ #63 $ 33 OH , THERE WERE SOME TERRORS IN BALDWIN DWELLINGS ... $ 07 NOT LIKE THESE , TOUGH WITH IT , BUT HEARTS OF GOLD ... $ 33 THEY DID , YOU COULD APPEAL TO THEM . $ 07 YOU CAN'T APPEAL TO THESE KIDS , THEY 'VE GOT NO SENSE TH ERE THAT YOU COULD APPEAL TO ... THE KIDS IN BALDWIN BUILDIN GS THEY WERE TERRORS ; BUT THE SAME KIDS WON THE WAR ... $ 33 WE 'RE IN FOR A NEW REIGN OF TERROR NOW HE 'S BACK ... $ LOP ANDERSON ... $ 07 LOP ANDERSON IS A MINOR TEARAWAY . $ 09 THAT 'S WHAT THEY SAY - I WONDER HOW LONG IT WILL BE BEFO RE HE 'S BACK INSIDE . $ 07 HERE 'S LOP NOW . $ WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM ? $ 08 MORNING ALL , MORNING SKINS . $ 06 HI , LOP . $ DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BACK . $ 03 LET YOU OUT HAVE THEY ? $ BIT OF OVERCROWDING INSIDE WAS IT ? $ 08 DOPEY SOD , THEY COULDN'T KEEP ME IN ... $ 01 GENERAL AMNESTY WAS IT ? $ LAUGH YOU ? $ 04 I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A JOKE . $ 06 HOW LONG WERE YOU IN FOR ? $ 08 SIX MONTHS . $ 03 HOLIDAY ISN'T IT ? $ 06 PUT THE SCREWS ON YOU DID THEY ? $ 08 THEY TRIED ... SEE THAT ... GOT THAT IN A FIGHT . $ 01 BOTTLE . $ 08 BITTEN ... HE 'LL NEVER BITE AGAIN THOUGH ... $ 02 SO YOU NUTTED HIM , THEN ? $ PUT THE BOOT IN ? $ 08 WHAT 'S BOOTS GOT TO DO WITH IT ? $ 02 THESE BOOTS IS OUR FOUNDATION , MATE . $ THEY MEAN SOMETHING . $ NOT LIKE THEM WYATT EARP BOOTS ON YOUR MASHERS ... $ 08 PHILOSOPHICAL BOOTS ... $ HI , BADGER , STILL ON THE DUSTBINS , THEN ? $ 07 I HAVEN'T GOT YOUR BURNING AMBITION . $ HOW LONG YOU OUT FOR ? $ 08 JUST GOT OUT . $ 07 WHEN THEY TAKING YOU BACK IN THEN ? $ 08 THEY WON'T GET ME BACK IN THERE ; I 'VE LEARNT THINGS ... $ 07 YOU BLOODY NEVER LEARN THINGS . $ CHRIST , IF YOU BROKE INTO A SWIMMING POOL YOU 'D LEAVE FOOT PRINTS IN THE WATER . $ 08 IT 'S WELL SEEN YOU 'VE NEVER BEEN INSIDE . $ 07 I 'VE NEVER BEEN CAUGHT AT NOTHING HAVE I ? $ WHO IS THE CLEVER ONE THEN ? $ YOU OR ME ? $ 08 I WON'T BE PICKED UP EVER AGAIN , BADGER . $ I GOT WISE ... $ 07 WHAT THE HELL HAVE THEY DONE ? $ AQUAPUNCTURED YOUR BRAIN ... $ 03 HI , BADGER , YOU WANT TO BE CAREFUL FELLER ... HE 'S A H ARD BOY , AIN'T HE ? $ 07 ME AND LOP KNOW HOW TO TAKE EACH OTHER , DON'T WE LOP ? $ 08 YEAH . $ 07 HE KIDS ME ALONG , I KID HIM ALONG , THAT RIGHT LOP ? $ 08 YEAH , YEAH , WELL ; THAT 'S RIGHT . $ 07 WE BEEN AROUND , WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER ... THAT RIGHT , LOP ? $ 08 YEAH . $ SURE . $ 07 SEE YOU ABOUT , LOP ? $ 08 YEAH . $ 02 YOU AIN'T LOST YOUR SUNTAN LOP ? $ KEEP YOU IN AN INFRA RED CELL DO THEY ? $ 06 IT 'S THE EXERCISING YARD , LOP ONLY EXERCISES IN THE SUN SHINE HALF ... $ 08 I EXERCISE WHERE I LIKE , BOY . $ 01 THAT 'S UNDERSTANDABLE , LOP . $ BUT HERE YOU 'LL KEEP TO YOUR OWN AREA , YOU KNOW WHAT I MEA N ? $ WE 'RE A BIT UNANIMOUS ABOUT THAT , AREN'T WE BOYS ? $ 38 RIGHT . $ 01 THIS IS OUR AREA . $ ALRIGHT ? $ STUDY IT . $ THIS IS IT . $ OUR AREA . $ WHEREVER WE ARE , THAT 'S OUR AREA ... $ 03 AND WE CHOOSE LIKE , THAT THIS IS OUR AREA , ALRIGHT , LO P ? $ 08 DO YOUR FLIES UP OR BORROW A PIN ... $ 02 TAKE TIME OUT AND POLISH YOUR BADGE , LOP . $ 06 HE COULDN'T POLISH THAT , IT 'S PLASTIC . $ 08 IT 'S NOT PLASTIC . $ 04 IT 'S LIKE HIM , A FAKE . $ 08 IT 'S NOT PLASTIC , BUT IT 'S LIKE ME . $ IRON . $ HIMMLER'S CROSS . $ 05 WHO THE HELL WAS HIMMLER ? $ 08 HE WAS IN THE ITALIAN ARMY , WASN'T HE ? $ ... AND I 'LL HAVE AN ARMY ROUND HERE BEFORE LONG ... MAFIA ... $ 01 MAFIA MATES ... $ LAUGH YOU . $ 04 I WAS LAUGHING . $ 01 CREASE YOUR FACE THEN ... $ 02 HI , LOP . $ HELL'S ANGELS HAS BEEN DISBANDED . $ THE HELL'S ANGELS BEEN DISBANDED , LOP . $ 08 NO THEY AIN'T . $ 06 I AIN'T HEARD AN EXHAUST PIPE ROUND THIS BLOCK SINCE YOU WERE DISQUALIFIED FOR DRIVING WITHOUT A SILENCER , LOP . $ 04 THEY 'RE RESPECTABLE NOW , LOP . $ THEY LAID A POPPY WREATH AT THE CENOTAPH THIS YEAR , BOY . $ 08 DIDN'T . $ DON'T KID ME ... $ 06 DID , YEAH . $ THEY 'RE ALL BODYGUARDS AT NO. 10 DOWNING STREET NOW , LOPPO E ... $ 08 JUST SHUT UP . $ 01 THEY 'RE CALLED THE HELL'S ANGELICS NOW , LOP ... $ 08 SHUT UP - SEE THIS - THIS DOES MY CHAIN . $ 01 JUST KIDDING , LOP ... $ 08 DON'T KID , DON'T KID ... $ 03 STEADY DOWN , LOP , STEADY DOWN . $ NO OFFENCE ... $ 05 YOU WANT TO WATCH YOU DON'T GET OIL ON YOUR SHIRT . $ 08 THIS DOES MY CHAT . $ ALRIGHT ? $ ALRIGHT , SKINS ? $ 01 ALRIGHT , FELLER . $ IT 'S VERY PERSUASIVE ... $ 08 THIS IS MY CONVERSATION PIECE ... $ 01 THAT 'S REAL HANDSOME , JOHN . $ QUITE CHOICE . $ IN OUR AREA YOU 'RE TOLERATED . $ RIGHT ? $ 08 RIGHT ... AND WHERE I 'M STANDING , WITHIN TWIRLING DISTA NCE OF MY CHAIN , THAT 'S MY AREA ... RIGHT ... $ 01 DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT ... $ 08 YOU CAN PUT IT TO THE TEST ... ANY TIME ... $ 09 LOOK , HE 'S BACK . $ 19 MRS. SKINNER SAID SHE WAS EXPECTING TROUBLE . $ SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT FORM IT WOULD TAKE , BUT IT WOULD COME , UNAWARES ... $ 10 DOES SHE STILL HAVE HER SEANCES THEN ? $ 19 SHE SAID THERE 'D BE TROUBLE , IN SHAPE OR FORM , HER VER Y WORDS , SHAPE OR FORM ... $ 10 HE TROUBLED YOU , MRS. FOREMAN , DIDN'T HE ? $ 16 I NEVER GOT OVER IT ... $ 09 POOR THING , HAVING A BATH WEREN'T YOU ? $ 10 WHEN HE APPEARED AT THE WINDOW . $ YOU 'VE SUFFERED , MRS. FOREMAN . $ 16 I DON'T LIKE TALKING ABOUT IT . $ 09 WELL , HE 'S BACK , WE CAN EXPECT TROUBLE ... I SUPPOSE P RISON BEING SOFT AS IT IS THEY 'LL HAVE ENCOURAGED HIM ... $ 07 I TOLD YOU , MISS WILLIAMS , WE 'RE NOT ENCOURAGING ANIMA LS HERE . $ GOT ENOUGH WITH THESE SKINS . $ YOU CAN JUST TAKE YOUR SAUCER AND ABOUT TURN . $ 05 EVAPORATE IT AND SEND IT TO OXFAM . $ 11 UNFEELING YOUTHS . $ UNFEELING . $ 02 DON'T SPILL ANY , MISS , OR HE 'LL HAVE YOU WIPING OUT TH E LIFT . $ 08 MIAOW , MIAOW ... $ 39 AND I KNOW WHO DONE IT . $ THEY SHOULD HAVE LOCKED YOU AWAY FOR EVER AND FOR EVER ... $ 08 WOOF , WOOF . $ 40 UP-2-3-4 , UP-2-3-4 . $ 17 BRUCE , HAVE YOU FINISHED YOUR ROUND ? $ 05 YEAH . $ 17 LET 'S HAVE YOU IN THEN . $ FOR BREAKFAST ! $ 05 O.K. $ 17 COME ON . $ 05 I SAID O.K. , DIDN'T I ? $ 17 I WANT YOU IN NOW . $ 08 HE WANTS YOU IN NOW , BRUCE ... $ 17 OH ! $ WE 'VE GOT YOU BACK IN CIRCULATION , HAVE WE ? $ WELL , IT WON'T BE LONG . $ UP NOW , BRUCE ... $ #64 $ 08 YOU WANT TO TRAIN HIM TO JUMP THROUGH HOOPS ... $ 17 AND THAT 'S ENOUGH LIP FROM YOU . $ 08 SEE YOU TONIGHT , BRUCE . $ 17 YOU WILL NOT . $ 08 WANT TO BUY A WHIP ? $ 17 I BETTER NOT , I MIGHT USE IT . $ 08 IT WOULD BE THE LAST TIME ... $ 08 WHAT 'S WRONG WITH OLD FOREMAN , ANYWAY ? $ 03 HE 'S GOT IT IN FOR YOU . $ FOR YOUR LITTLE OFFENCES . $ 08 OFFENCE . $ I WAS GETTING A KID'S PAPER GLIDER FROM OFF THE WINDOW ... $ 02 WHEN HIS WIFE WAS TAKING A BATH . $ 08 I WAS ACQUITTED . $ 01 ALL MALE JURY OF PEEPING TOMS ... $ 08 I WAS BLOODY ACQUITTED . $ 02 OLD FOREMAN HASN'T ACQUITTED YOU . $ HE 'S TAKING MUSCLE TRAINING SO HE CAN GET YOU ... $ 08 I 'M TREMBLING ABOUT THAT . $ 06 HE TRAINS WITH WEIGHTS , EVERY NIGHT . $ AND THE SWEAT . $ HE 'S HAD TO HAVE SPECIAL DRAINS INSTALLED . $ 01 THAT 'S RIGHT ISN'T IT , BADGER ? $ 07 WHAT 'S RIGHT ? $ 01 OLD FOREMAN 'S UNBALANCED ABOUT LOP . $ 07 THEY 'RE ALL UNBALANCED UP THERE . $ 20 IS THIS YOUR PLACE THEN EVERETT ? $ 21 YEAH , COME ON , GET INSIDE YOU WILL ? $ 20 HOW HIGH ARE WE UP ? $ 21 SKY HIGH , RUTHIE . $ NOW MOVE ALONG . $ THEY 'RE CONGREGATING . $ 02 CARRY YOUR BAG , EVERETT . $ 01 LET THE COW WALK . $ 21 WHO SAID THAT ? $ KEEP YOUR TRAP SHUT . $ 20 THEY SEEM NICE KIDS , EVERETT . $ 21 YEAH , THEY 'RE ALRIGHT . $ DO A LOT OF HANGING ABOUT , YOU KNOW . $ 05 IS SHE A TRADE IN MODEL , EVERETT ? $ 21 WHO THE HELL SAID THAT ? $ JUST WATCH THE WAY YOU WALK , FELLER . $ AND YOU , TWANKIE , GET THEM BOOTS OFF AND GET SOME TRAINING IN . $ YOU WATCH YOUR LIP , BOY , OR I 'LL HANG YOU UP FROM YOUR LA CES ... COME ON , GET IN RUTHIE ... $ 01 WHY DON'T YOU SAY SOMETHING , THEN ? $ 06 ABOUT WHAT ? $ 01 US TALKING TO YOUR BROTHER LIKE THAT . $ 06 I WASN'T OFFENDED . $ 01 YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN BLOODY OFFENDED . $ 01 EVERETT IS A GOOD MAN . $ FORMER ABA CHAMPION , YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF THAT ... $ 06 I 'M NOT PROUD OF THAT . $ I WASN'T THE FORMER ABA CHAMPION . $ 02 IF HE 'D COME AT US , WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE ? $ 06 I DON'T KNOW . $ 01 YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO . $ BECAUSE YOU 'RE ONE OF THE LADS . $ IF YOU 'RE ONE OF THE LADS , YOU STICK WITH THE LADS . $ RIGHT , LADS . $ 38 RIGHT . $ 01 KNOW WHAT I 'D HAVE DONE IF HE 'D COME FOR US . $ RUN . $ BLOODY LAUGH YOU . $ 08 WOULDN'T MIND CRACKING THAT . $ 02 BLOWN YOUR TOP SINCE YOU GOT OUT , LOP . $ 08 SURE I HAVE . $ 01 YOU HAVEN'T , THEY TIED A KNOT IN IT . $ 08 FIRST THING I DID , WASN'T IT ? $ 06 DOWN SOHO . $ 08 ME . $ PAY FOR IT ? $ NEVER . $ 05 THEY PAY HIM , DON'T THEY LOP ? $ 08 I 'VE GOT A BIRD WANTS IT ANY TIME . $ 38 LIES . $ 08 FEMALE HELL'S ANGEL . $ ON THE NORTH CIRCULAR , LITTLE CAFE THERE . $ 08 IF I HAD A MACHINE I 'D BE OUT THERE NOW . $ 01 TOUGH THEM TAKING IT BACK , LOP . $ 08 I 'LL GET A BIRD HERE . $ TILL I GET A MACHINE . $ I 'LL HAVE HER . $ 02 HER HUSBAND 'S IN BERLIN . $ SOLDIER . $ 08 BEST PLACE FOR HIM . $ 02 HE 'S STATIONED ON THE RHINE . $ 08 IF I COULD CREEP UP BEHIND HIM HE 'D BE STATIONED IN THE BASTARD . $ 01 HE 'S A TOUGH BOY . $ 08 I 'VE SEEN SOLDIERS CRINGE TO A REAL HARD BOY . $ 01 TOUGH AS THAT YOU ARE , LOP ? $ 08 TRY ME . $ 06 HI , I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PEDESTRIAN PRECINCT . $ WE DON'T WANT PATROL CAR MEN LOWERING THE TONE OF US FOOTPAD S . $ 02 WHO 'S THAT PANDA MAN STRETCHING HIS LEGS ? $ 01 GO ON , TELL HIM SOMETHING , LOP . $ 04 TELL HIM , LOP . $ GO ON , THE WAY YOU USED TO . $ 26 SCRAM YOU KIDS . $ 05 GIVE HIM SOMETHING WITTY , LOP . $ LIKE YOU USED TO SAY . $ BIT OF REPARTEE . $ 08 ARE YOU STILL IN A PATROL CAR , COPPER ? $ 26 YEAH , I 'M ON PATROL . $ 08 ABOUT TIME THEY SENT YOU IN FOR A SERVICING , ISN'T IT ? $ 26 YOU STUPID GIT . $ CAN YOU NOT SEE THESE KIDS ARE JUST WAITING FOR YOUR NEXT SL IP ? $ THEY 'RE PUSHING YOU INTO TROUBLE BIG SHOT ... $ 04 WE 'RE HIS LEGAL ADVISORS . $ 08 TAINT . $ 38 TIS . $ 08 TAINT . $ IT IS IF YOU 'RE IN FULL REGALIA AND POLITICAL WITH IT . $ LIKE IN UNIFORM , LIKE THE FASCISTS ; BUT IT AIN'T IF IT 'S SORT OF ... $ 02 CEREMONIAL ? $ 08 YEAH . $ 02 WHAT ARE YOU , LOP ? $ I MEAN , AT THE MOMENT . $ RIGHT NOW . $ UNIFORM , OR CEREMONIAL . $ 04 THAT 'S HIS CEREMONIAL . $ HE 'S CRAPPED ON HIS JEANS . $ 01 IS THAT RIGHT , THE HELL 'S ANGELS CRAP ON THEIR JEANS , LOP ? $ 08 YEAH , WE DON'T CARE . $ 05 WHERE CAN I JOIN A CONSTIPATED CHAPEL ? $ 08 WHY DON'T YOU BOYS JOIN THE HELL'S ANGELS , ANYWAY ? $ 06 DON'T LIKE MOTOR BIKES . $ NOISY , OILY THINGS . $ 02 WE LIKE TO BE SMART AND CLEAN . $ KEEP OUR MATES AND MIND OUR BUSINESS AND LOOK FOR FIGHTS . $ 08 YOU 'RE JUST KIDS . $ PAKI BASHERS . $ WAIT TILL I GET MY LICENCE AND NORTON 750 . $ 01 AS LONG AS YOU DON'T BURN IT ON OUR AREA . $ 08 HI THERE ; STILL KEEP MICE ... $ 15 MR. OPENSHAW , HE 'S BACK ? $ 07 HE 'S BACK ... $ 08 STILL KEEP MICE . $ 15 I DON'T KEEP MICE . $ THEY 'RE LEMMINGS . $ 08 MICE . $ I KNOW A MOUSE . $ I SEE A LOT ABOUT . $ 15 I DON'T KEEP MICE ; I STUDY LEMMINGS . $ 08 YOU KEEP MICE . $ 15 THEY WERE LEMMINGS . $ 08 YOU CAN'T GET LEMMINGS TO PERFORM ON A WHEEL . $ THEY 'RE BLOODY MICE , RODENTS . $ 15 LEMMINGS AREN'T RODENTS . $ 08 THEY ARE . $ 15 I 'M NOT HERE TO ARGUE . $ 08 YOU 'RE NOT HERE TO KEEP MICE . $ 15 LOOK , I 'M SECRETARY OF THE TENANTS' MUTUAL PROTECTION A SSOCIATION AND I KNOW THE LAWS AND BYELAWS . $ YOU CAN GET THE BEST LAWYER IN TOWN ON MY LEMMINGS AND NOT S TOP THEM . $ 08 I DON'T NEED THE BEST LAWYER IN TOWN . $ I 'LL USE MY AIR GUN . $ 15 YOU DO THAT AND YOU 'LL BE BACK WHERE YOU BELONG . $ 08 PING . $ ANOTHER MOUSE BITES THE DUST . $ DISGUISED AS A LEMMING . $ THERE 'S KIDS IN INDIA STARVING FOR A BIT OF CHEESE AND YOU 'RE FEEDING FLAMING MICE ON PRE-PACKED STILTON ... $ SEE YOU . $ 15 WHERE ARE YOU GOING ? $ 08 TO ADJUST MY SIGHTS ... PING ... PING ... $ 15 HE 'S MENTAL . $ 07 OF COURSE HE 'S BLOODY MENTAL . $ 15 IT 'S A TRICKY JOB YOURS , MR. OPENSHAW , AND AS SECRETAR Y OF THE TENANTS' MUTUAL PROTECTION SOCIETY IT 'S MY PLEASAN T DUTY TO SAY , ' THANK YOU , WELL DONE ' . $ #65 $ 07 TA ! $ 15 BUT AS SECRETARY A LITTLE POINT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY NO TICE ... $ 07 YEAH ? $ 15 IT HAS BEEN SAID , NO NAMES , NO PACK DRILL . $ BUT IT 'S BEEN SAID THAT YOU 'VE BEEN GETTING , SLIGHTLY MAR K YOU , DICTATORIAL ABOUT THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL . $ WELL , AS SECRETARY OF THE CARETAKERS AND HALL PORTERS' ... $ 10 WE 'RE NOT HAPPY ABOUT HIM BEING BACK . $ WE HOPE YOU 'LL DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIM , MR. HENSMAN . $ 15 THE LAD HAS SERVED HIS SENTENCE . $ HE 'S NOW LIKE YOU AND I ; AN ORDINARY CITIZEN , BUT I TRUST MR. OPENSHAW WILL WATCH HIS MOVEMENTS ... $ 16 YOU COULD HELP . $ 07 IT 'S AS HE SAYS . $ HIS RECORD 'S CLEANED ONCE HE 'S BEEN RELEASED . $ THAT 'S ALL THERE IS TO IT . $ 15 BUT YOU 'LL WATCH HIS MOVEMENTS ? $ 07 I WATCH ALL YOUR MOVEMENTS ... $ 09 HE KNOWS TOO MUCH THAT MAN . $ 10 STILL , IF YOU 'VE NOTHING TO HIDE . $ 09 I 'VE NOTHING TO HIDE . $ 15 IF MR. OPENSHAW JUST KEEPS AN EYE ON HIM , IF THE TENANTS ' MUTUAL KEEPS AN EYE ON HIM , AND THE POLICE KEEP AN EYE ON HIM , IF WE ALL KEEP AN EYE ON HIM . $ HE SHOULDN'T GO WRONG ... $ 7 I SUPPOSE YOU 'RE OFF NOW , ON YOUR RELENTLESS PURSUIT OF WORK ? $ 08 BLOODY UNEMPLOYABLE , AREN'T I ? $ 07 WHAT DO YOU MEAN , UNEMPLOYABLE ? $ HERE , TAKE A SHOVEL . $ 08 I 'LL GO ALONG TO THE SOCIAL , THANKS . $ 07 THE SOCIAL . $ DO THEY NURSE YOU ? $ 08 I GO ALONG AND TELL THEM I 'VE BEEN TURNED AWAY LIKE . $ COS THAT 'S WHAT THEY DO . $ EMPLOYERS TURN YOU AWAY . $ 07 AND THE SOCIAL LENDS A SYMPATHETIC EAR ? $ WHAT A BLOODY SYSTEM . $ I 'VE WORKED ALL MY BLOODY LIFE . $ 08 THERE 'S NO GETTING OUT OF IT IS THERE ? $ 07 NOT IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH ... $ WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU 'RE GOING ? $ 24 I 'M CLEANERWEAR . $ 07 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WEAR OR WHERE YOU WEAR IT . $ YOU 'RE NOT GOING UP THERE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION . $ 24 WHERE DO I GET PERMISSION ? $ TOWN HALL . $ 07 TAKE IT TO THEM AND YOU 'LL NEED YOUR BRUSHES TO SWEEP TH ROUGH THE FORMS . $ I 'M THE LORD MAYOR HERE ... $ 24 I HAVE A CALL . $ 07 MAKE IT SNAPPY . $ REPORT TO ME WHEN YOU GET BACK . $ 08 I WOULDN'T DO THAT JOB . $ CRAWLING ABOUT . $ 07 YOU WHAT ? $ 08 I 'VE GOT MY PRIDE . $ 07 BEST JOB IN THE WORLD . $ THERE ISN'T ANOTHER PROFESSION IN THE PROFESSIONAL DIRECTORY GETS AS MUCH DICK AS A BRUSH SALESMAN . $ 08 IS THAT RIGHT ? $ 07 COURSE IT 'S RIGHT . $ THEY 'VE GOT ACCESS TO LONELY EMOTIONS . $ LOOK AT THE OPENING GAMBIT , ' CAN I SHOW YOU MY RANGE ... ' YOU CAN'T FAIL . $ 08 JESUS , DO YOU NEED A BRUSH . $ 07 YOU 'D FAIL ... $ 08 COUNT ME IN WHEN YOU PICK SIDES , SKINS . $ 01 WE 'LL BE IN THE PLAYGROUND ... $ 10 IF YOU INTERFERE WITH THEM TODDLERS THERE 'LL BE TROUBLE ... $ 03 WE WON'T INTERFERE WITH THEM , IF THEY DON'T INTERFERE WI TH US ... $ 09 IF I SEE A BALL KICKED IN THAT KIDDIES' YARD THE POLICE W ILL BE IN . $ 01 SEND THEM IN . $ WE 'LL WAIT FOR THEM . $ 09 I 'M WARNING YOU . $ SEE MRS. BOWMAN , THEY 'RE OFF AGAIN INTO THE KIDDIES' PART . $ THERE ISN'T A CHILD DARES GO ON THE APPARATUS ... $ 02 THEY CAN PLAY , WE WON'T INTERFERE WITH THEM . $ 10 YOU INTIMIDATE THEM . $ 06 DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD . $ 01 YOU WOULDN'T INTERFERE WITH THE NURSERY FOR THE HAMMER'S NEXT GREAT TEAM . $ 09 YOU INTERFERE WITH THE NURSERY . $ TOO MUCH . $ THERE ISN'T A CHILD IN HIS PRAM SAFE WITH YOU SKINHEADS LOOK ING IN . $ 08 YOU TELL THEM , MISSUS . $ 09 AND AS FOR YOU . $ WE ALL WANT TO KNOW HOW LONG IT 'LL BE BEFORE YOU 'RE IN TRO UBLE ... $ 08 THERE 'LL BE A QUEUE AT THE VISITORS' GALLERY WON'T THERE ... $ 07 YOU WANT TO STAY OUT OF THIS . $ DO THE RIGHT THING . $ THEY 'LL HAVE THE POLICE , I 'M TELLING YOU . $ 08 LET THEM BRING THE POLICE ... $ 07 IT 'S NO USE BEING REBUKED WITH A FOOTBALL IN YOUR HAND , THAT 'S JUST RIDICULOUS ... $ 08 I MIGHT NOT GO DOWN THERE . $ BUT I JUST DON'T LIKE BEING PUSHED AROUND , THAT 'S ALL ... $ WHAT YOU DOING THEN , SKINS ? $ PICKING SIDES ? $ 33 YOU 'RE BEING WATCHED . $ WE 'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS HOOLIGANISM . $ LET THE KIDDIES PLAY IN PEACE ... $ 38 THE KIDDIES CAN PLAY IN PEACE ... $ 33 THEY CANNOT , THEY 'RE TERRIFIED THE WAY YOU CHARGE ABOUT IN THOSE BOOTS ... $ 14 WHAT BOOTS MOTHER ? $ 23 KING OF THE KIDS . $ MR. NEVER GROW UP . $ 11 YOU TELL HIM , LOVE . $ 08 THAT 'S A NICE WAY TO SAY HELLO . $ 23 HANGING AROUND THE KIDS ... $ 08 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH GRAN . $ I COME BACK EXPECTING TO FIND HER BUT SHE WAS GONE . $ 23 I THOUGHT IF YOU WERE COMING BACK , I 'D TAKE HER AWAY TO GIVE HER SOME PEACE . $ 08 THAT 'S NICE , SHE LIKES ME BACK . $ SOMEBODY TO TALK TO I AM . $ 23 SOMEBODY TO ROB SHE IS . $ THE TRICKS YOU GOT UP TO WITH HER PENSION BOOK WAS NOBODY'S BUSINESS . $ CAN I HAVE THE KEY , I WANT SOME MORE OF HER THINGS ... $ 08 THE DOOR IS OPEN . $ I DON'T BAR IT . $ 09 HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR GRAN AWAY THEN , DEAR ? $ YES . $ QUITE RIGHT , SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO LIVE BY HERSELF ANYWAY . .. $ 08 SHE WASN'T GOING TO LIVE BY HERSELF . $ SHE WAS GOING TO HAVE ME . $ 10 THE SOCIAL HAD BEEN LOOKING AFTER HER . $ MEALS ON WHEELS . $ HE 'LL EXPECT THEM TO KEEP COMING TO HIM . $ 09 WE DON'T WANT ANY LOUTS WHERE THE KIDDIES ARE . $ THE KIDDIES HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO PLAY DOWN THERE FOR WEEKS . .. $ 08 OH , COME ON SKINS , LET 'S HAVE A GAME OF FOOTBALL ... $ I 'LL KICK OFF ... $ 38 WE 'LL DECIDE ON THE GAME . $ RIGHT , LOP ? $ 08 GET YOURSELF DOWN THERE , THEY CAN'T STOP YOU . $ 10 THERE HE GOES , ENCOURAGING THEM ... $ 08 I KNOW THE LAW ... $ 09 THE LAW KNOWS YOU AS WELL . $ 08 WHAT 'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN . $ 09 WE 'RE FED UP WITH TERROR , THAT 'S WHAT . $ AND IT ALWAYS STARTS IN THE PLAYGROUND WHERE THE HELPLESS KI DDIES ARE ... $ 11 JUST WAITING FOR TROUBLE , WAITING FOR TROUBLE . $ LOOK AT THEM ... WAITING FOR IT ... $ 01 THEN TRY SENDING IT WILL YOU ? $ 21 TWANKIE , YOU 'RE NOT PLAYING WITH THAT BALL ... $ 02 HEAR THAT , TWANKIE ? $ DID I HEAR ALRIGHT THERE ? $ 21 THESE WOMEN HAVE KIDDIES DOWN THERE . $ IF YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME , GO AND FIND THE FIELD , OR ... $ 21 DID YOU HEAR ME , TWANKIE ... $ 13 YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO A THING LIKE THAT ... $ #66 $ 21 I CAN MAKE YOU , BOY ... $ 02 RUN LADS ... $ 08 YOU 'RE LACKING CONTROL , EVERETT ... $ 21 WHAT DOES HE WANT TO MESS ROUND THE KIDS' PLAYGROUND FOR ? $ 08 YOU OUGHT TO TAKE HIM DOWN THE GYM , EVERETT . $ BUILD HIM UP , GET THEM BOOTS OFF . $ 21 THAT 'S THE PROBLEM , GETTING THEM BOOTS OFF . $ THAT SKINHEAD CULT FIXES THEM ... $ 08 IF YOU GET INTERESTED IN THE BOXING AGAIN , EVERETT , I ' M STILL KEEN TO SIT IN THE CORNER LENDING A HAND ... I THINK I 'D HAVE MADE A GREAT TRAINER ... $ 21 YEAH , I 'LL LET YOU KNOW ... $ 07 YOU 'RE NOT PLAYING WITH THAT PACK OF KIDS ARE YOU ? $ 08 I 'M NOT PLAYING WITH ANYBODY ... $ 21 DON'T GO DOWN THERE , DON'T GO DOWN . $ I 'M WARNING YOU . $ IF YOU 'RE GOING TO GET INTO TROUBLE WITH THE POLICE DO IT I N STYLE . $ NOT HELD BY THE ELBOW WITH A FOOTBALL IN YOUR HAND ... $ 08 I WASN'T GOING TO GO DOWN . $ IT NEVER ENTERED MY MIND ... $ 18 MR. OPENSHAW , HAS ALAN GONE DOWN TO PLAY FOOTBALL ? $ 07 YEAH , I THINK I SAW HIM THERE WITH THE PACK ... $ 08 GIVE MY LOVE TO GRAN . $ 23 SHE 'S STAYING WITH US WHILE YOU 'RE ABOUT . $ 08 YOU AND GREG , SHE 'S WHAT YOU BOTH DESERVE ... $ 23 AND DON'T TURN THE FLAT UPSIDE DOWN OR I 'LL HAVE THE COU NCIL IN . $ 08 ONE OF THESE DAYS I 'LL SETTLE YOU AND YOUR FRIGGING LEMO N POP HUSBAND . $ 23 DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT . $ LOWER THE TONE OF YOUR VOICE . $ I 'M NOT ONE OF THE KIDS TO BE IMPRESSED ... $ 07 WHERE 'S YOUR GRAN GONE THEN ? $ 08 FOR A HOLIDAY WITH MY SISTER ... $ 07 IF SHE 'S LEAVING SHE SHOULD GIVE NOTICE TO THE COUNCIL . $ 08 GIVE HER A FEW DAYS AND SHE 'LL BE BACK . $ 07 DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME , A YOUNG FELLER LIKE YOU HAS HIS GRAN'S FLAT ALL TO HIMSELF , WITH SLOPING RAMP FOR PUSH CHAI RS AND NOT A STEP IN THE WHOLE PAD ... $ 08 IT SUITS ME , I 'M BAD ON MY FEET ... $ 07 WELL , TAKE ANY ORDERS ? $ 24 SHE WAS A RECOMMENDED CLIENT ... $ 07 DO YOU MAKE A LIVING ? $ 24 I GET A GOOD PERCENTAGE . $ FORTY PER CENT . $ 08 OF THE WOMEN ? $ 07 YOU GET CHANCES ? $ 24 I 'M A BUSY MAN . $ I 'VE GOT TO TAKE ORDERS . $ IF I STOPPED FOR EVERY INVITATION TO TEA AND SEX I 'D HAVE A BLADDER LIKE A BALLOON AND BALLS LIKE PEANUTS . $ 08 IS THAT SO ? $ 24 THE MODERN HOUSEWIFE IS A LONELY PERSON . $ WHAT THIS COUNTRY SHOULD HAVE IS A NON-PROFIT MAKING FORCE O F BRUSHWEAR SALESMEN JUST TO COPE WITH THE SOCIAL PROBLEMS . .. $ 07 YEAH . $ 24 IN THIS BLOCK , FOR EXAMPLE . $ 07 GO ON . $ 24 NO , I BETTER GET ON WITH MY ROUNDS . $ 07 STAY . $ YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO HAWK AGAIN . $ 24 THE WOMAN I 'VE BEEN TO . $ HUSBAND AWAY IN THE ARMY ON THE RHINE ... $ 08 NUMBER 8 ... $ 24 HE DOESN'T SEND HER LETTERS ... HE SENDS HER TAPE RECORDI NGS ... SHE 'S GOT A LITTLE CASSETTE , THEY SEND TAPES TO EA CH OTHER ... $ 07 HOW DO YOU KNOW ? $ 24 SHE SAID TO ME , ' WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR A TAPE ? ' $ AND I SAID , ' YES . ' $ THINKING IT WOULD BE A TOP OF THE POPS , I 'D LISTEN TO ANYT HING TO SELL A BRUSH . $ SHE SWITCHED ON , ' DARLING , I 'M MISSING YOU ... ' $ ' OOPS , ' SHE SAID , ' MY MISTAKE ... ' $ SOME MISTAKE ... $ I 'VE TAKEN AN ORDER , I 'M BACK NEXT WEEK ... $ 08 WILL SHE WEAKEN ? $ 24 AT THE MOMENT , ON HER TAPE , IT 'S ALL , ' DARLING I THI NK OF YOU ... ' THEN IT 'S ' COME HOME SOON , I REMEMBER HOW YOUR HAND USED TO RUN UP MY WHITE AND YEARNING THIGHS . ' T HEN IT 'S ... $ 08 JESUS , CAN YOU WORK A CASSETTE ? $ 07 YES . $ WHY ? $ 08 WE COULD HAVE IT DOWN HERE WHEN SHE GOES TO WORK . $ 07 HI , SHE 'S GOT A BIG HEAVYWEIGHT HUSBAND IN THE ARMY . $ 24 I 'LL HAVE A QUICK CHECK REPORT FROM OUR RHINE DIVISION . .. $ 07 CHRIST , YOU GOT A BRANCH IN GERMANY ? $ 24 ARMY OF OCCUPATION IN BRUSHWEAR ... THE FRAULEINS LIKE TH E BRUSH WORK . $ 08 DO YOU NEED A MATE ? $ 24 YOU CAN FOLLOW ME AROUND , WITH MOPS ... $ 07 THAT 'S LIFE ISN'T IT ? $ THAT 'S WHAT YOU OUGHT TO BE DOING . $ WHY CAN'T YOU GET THEM LIKE THAT ? $ 08 I CANNOT GO BRUSH SELLING WITH MY RECORD . $ IF I PUT MY FOOT IN THE DOOR I 'D BE ARRESTED FOR ENTERING . .. WHAT A JOB THOUGH WHAT A LIFE ... $ 07 HERE 'S ANOTHER ONE . $ DON'T THEY GIVE YOU ANYTHING , FRANK ? $ 34 YEAH , TEA , IF I ASK FOR IT . $ 07 YOU 'VE WASTED YOUR CAREER . $ 07 DID YOU FIND HIM , MRS. SKINNER ? $ 18 I FOUND HIM , BUT I COULDN'T CATCH HIM , NOT ON THESE LEG S . $ 07 WOULDN'T COME BACK , WOULD HE NOT ? $ 18 I WOULDN'T HAVE THIS TROUBLE IF HIS FATHER WAS ALIVE . $ 34 YOU SPEND TOO MUCH OF YOUR TIME OUT OF THIS WORLD . $ ALL THESE SEANCES . $ IT 'S GETTING SERIOUS . $ 18 IT CAN'T BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY ENOUGH . $ 34 THE COUNCIL OUGHT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT . $ THIS BLOCK IS SWEPT WITH THE SEANCE CRAZE . $ 07 HOW MANY YOU GETTING UP THERE THESE NIGHTS ? $ 34 TOO MANY , MY OLD WOMAN WENT UP ONE NIGHT , SCARED HER TO DEATH . $ 33 VILE MOUTHED SWINE . $ THERE 'S A NOTICE ON THE SWINGS' NOBODY OVER THIRTEEN ALLOWE D IN THESE SWINGS , ' BUT I 'VE SEEN HIM IN THEM ... $ 08 I HAVEN'T BEEN NEAR THEM TODAY . $ I WASN'T EVEN PICKED FOR THEIR TEAM ... $ 26 ALRIGHT , WE 'LL HAVE YOUR NAME ... WHERE DO YOU LIVE ... $ 08 YOU BLEEDING WON'T . $ I 'M STARTING A CLEAN SLATE . $ 26 GET THAT RING OFF ... $ 08 YOU WHAT ? $ 26 IT 'S AN OFFENSIVE WEAPON , NOW GET IT OFF . $ 08 WOULD I PLAY FOOTBALL WEARING AN OFFENSIVE WEAPON ? $ 26 TAKE IT OFF ... $ 08 I 'LL SEE MY SOLICITORS ABOUT THIS . $ 26 YOU MIGHT BE A BIG SHOT WITH THESE KIDDIES , BUT YOU DON' T IMPRESS US . $ NAME ... AND GET IT OFF ... $ 11 TAKE HIM AWAY , ARREST HIM . $ NOTHING BUT TROUBLE ... $ 08 I HAVE A WITNESS . $ 33 HE 'S THE LEADER OF THEM . $ PUT HIM ON A CHARGE . $ GET HIM AWAY ... $ 08 HI , BADGER , WHAT YOU DODGING OFF FOR AT CRUCIAL MOMENTS . $ I WAS HERE , WASN'T I ? $ TELL THEM THEN ... $ 07 HE WAS NEVER WITH THEM . $ HE WAS HERE . $ THAT 'S STRAIGHT UP ... $ 26 ONE STEP WRONG OUT OF YOU ... $ 08 I 'VE GOT WITNESSES . $ THIS IS ASSAULT . $ LOOK AT THIS . $ I 'M BEING ASSAULTED ... $ ALL OF YOU ... WHAT HAVE I DONE ... ALRIGHT , ALRIGHT . $ YOU 'LL BE SORRY . $ THE LOT OF YOU . $ 09 YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE THERE , MR. OPENSHAW . $ #67 $ 07 HOW DID I MISS MY CHANCE ? $ 09 ONE WORD FROM YOU AND HE COULD HAVE BEEN PUT AWAY . $ 07 NO THANKS ... $ 11 IT WAS STILL A GOOD CHANCE GONE . $ 09 THE POLICE ARE AS EAGER TO GET HIM AS WE ARE . $ 07 THE POLICE ARE EAGER TO GET HIM ON A BIG CHARGE , THEY WA NT HIM BIG ... NOT THIS PETTY LARCENY . $ 09 WELL , LET 'S HOPE HE DOES SOMETHING BIG ... $ 11 SO LONG AS IT IS NOT TO US ... $ 01 HI , LOP . $ 09 HI ... WHERE YOU GOING KIDS ? $ I 'VE GOT AN HOUR TO SPARE . $ 03 CAN'T INVITE YOU , LOP . $ YOU 'RE TOO OLD . $ 08 I 'LL COME ALONG . $ I 'LL BRING A BOTTLE . $ 02 KEEP IT , MAN , WE CAN'T STAND THE SMELL . $ 08 ANYBODY WANT TO COME TO MY PAD ? $ MY GRAN'S GONE . $ 06 IT 'LL BE REAL ACTIVE DOWN THERE . $ HAS SHE LEFT HER 78'S . $ 08 I GOT SOME RECORDS ; WE COULD MAKE IT GO . $ 04 GO SLOW . $ 14 HE 'S GOT TO BE JOKING , HASN'T HE ? $ TEN O'CLOCK COWBOY . $ 08 WELL , I 'VE MADE ME AN OFFER , SCARFACE ... $ 14 YOU 'RE UNCOUTH YOU ARE . $ YOU 'VE GOT NO COUTH . $ 03 BIG WHITE HOPE FOR THE SPASTIC OLYMPICS . $ 17 TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN . $ THERE 'S PEOPLE WANT REST HERE . $ TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN . $ BRUCE , DON'T BE LATE TONIGHT , YOUR MOTHER 'S ON HER OWN . I 'M OFF TO WORK . $ 01 HE 'S THE ONLY MAN WHO THINKS THE KAMA SUTRA IS A JUJITSU THROW . $ 08 RITA , GIVE US A DANCE ... HOW 'S THIS ? $ BIT CRAMPED , BUT I 'VE BEEN IN A SIX BY FOUR CELL FOR THREE MONTHS ... $ 10 RITA , WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? $ 14 NOTHING . $ 10 ONE GIRL AMONG ALL THEM BOYS , DOING NOTHING . $ 14 I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF . $ 10 MAKE SURE YOU DO , YOUNG GIRL . $ 02 WE 'LL TAKE CARE OF HER ALRIGHT . $ 10 THAT 'S WHAT I 'M WORRIED ABOUT . $ IS THAT YOU DOWN THERE , THOMAS ? $ 13 WHY DOES SHE CALL ME THAT SUNDAY NAME EVERY TIME I 'M WIT H RITA ? $ 10 I 'LL HAVE YOU IN AT TEN YOUNG GIRL ... AGAIN ... $ COME ON RITA ... $ 14 YOU 'LL BE LUCKY . $ 01 YOU PUSHING , THEN . $ 13 YEAH . $ IF THAT 'S ALRIGHT . $ 01 IS THAT ALRIGHT , PACK ? $ 38 YEAH . $ 38 RIGHT . $ 41 TAKE HER AWAY ... $ 08 I RECKON YOU 'RE DUE TO LOSE TWANKIE . $ 03 HOW DO YOU WORK THAT OUT . $ 08 JUST WHAT I 'VE NOTICED . $ I 'VE SEEN HIM LINGERING OUTSIDE BARBER'S SHOPS STUDYING THE FRIZZ STYLES . $ 41 HE 'LL STAY TRUE . $ TWANKIE WILL ... $ 02 HE 'LL BE RIGHT ALONG WITH US , JOHN ... $ 08 HE 'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU , BOY . $ HE 'S GETTING OUT . $ 18 ALAN , KEEP OUT OF TROUBLE . $ DID YOU HEAR ME ? $ 01 YES , HE HEARD YOU ; WE ALL HEARD . $ 18 MRS. GILL AND I WE 'RE GOING UP . $ 42 I 'LL NOT DISTURB YOU . $ 18 IF YOU COME IN , COME IN QUIETLY . $ I 'LL LEAVE THE LATCH OFF SO THAT YOU DON'T TURN THE DOOR HA NDLE . $ 19 DON'T TURN THE HANDLE , ALAN , WHATEVER YOU DO . $ 03 WHAT 'S ALL THIS ' DON'T TURN THE HANDLE . ' $ 03 IT SORT OF PUTS THEM OFF . $ THEY 'RE HAVING A SEANCE . $ 08 HAVE YOU SEEN THIS , THEN ? $ 42 YEAH . $ ' COURSE I HAVE . $ 01 YEAH , ALAN'S PRETTY GOOD WITH THE SPIRITS HIMSELF . $ 08 COME ON , THEN , GIVE US A DEMONSTRATION . $ 42 YEAH . $ O.K. $ YOU ALL SIT ROUND IN A CIRCLE . $ YOU TWO COME DOWN HERE . $ YOU ALL SIT DOWN . $ YOU 'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A GLAS IN THE MIDDLE - THAT CARDBOA RD CUP WILL DO . $ 01 GO ON , GET IT . $ 04 I WAS GETTING IT . $ HANG ON , HANG ON . $ 42 YOU PUT THE CARDBOARD CUP IN THE MIDDLE ; YOU ALL PUT YOU R FINGERS OUT AND PUT THEM ON THE CARDBOARD CUP . $ YOUR INDEX FINGERS ; INDEX . $ 04 WON'T LITTLE FINGERS DO ? $ 01 GET LITTLE SPIRITS . $ 42 AND YOU HAVE TWO PIECES OF CARD : YES AND NO . $ THEN YOU ASK IT QUESTIONS . $ SPIRIT , ARE YOU THERE ; ARE YOU THERE ? $ 08 I 'M IN THE CUPBOARD . $ 01 DO YOU GET AN ANSWER FROM IT ? $ 42 MY OLD LADY RETURNED MY OLD MAN ONE NIGHT . $ 08 HOW LONG 'S HE BEEN DEAD ? $ 42 FIVE YEARS . $ 08 AND SHE RETURNED HIM ? $ MUST HAVE MADE A MESS ON THE CARPET . $ 42 RETURNED HIS SPIRIT . $ 08 YOU GOT A SPIRIT IN YOU ? $ 01 THE ONLY SPIRIT WE 'VE GOT IS THE SPIRIT INSTILLED INSIDE US . $ 04 SKINHEAD SPIRIT . $ 01 YEAH . $ SKINHEAD . $ THAT 'S PRETTY GOOD . $ WATCH IT . $ 42 ANYWAY , YOU 'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A GLASS IN THE MIDDLE A ND LETTERS AROUND THE OUTSIDE AND THE GLASS MOVES AROUND THE LETTERS . $ 08 OH , LET 'S TAKE A NINE-STOREY TRIP TO THE ASTRAL PLANE . $ 42 I 'VE SEEN THIS GLASS MOVE . $ IT GLIDES ABOUT . $ SLOW AT FIRST , THEN FASTER , FASTER , SPELLING OUT THE ANSW ERS TO THE QUESTIONS . $ 08 SPELL , CAN IT ? $ 42 YEAH , SO WHAT ? $ 08 NOTHING , GO ON . $ 42 THEN YOU ASK QUESTIONS . $ SPIRIT , WHAT IS YOUR NAME , WHAT IS YOUR NAME ? $ 08 WHITE HORSE AND YOU CAN TAKE ME ANYWHERE . $ 01 SHUT UP . $ LOOK , WE 'LL TRY IT . $ YOU BE YOUR MOTHER . $ 04 AND IF WE DON'T GET A SPIRIT , WE 'LL NUT HIM . $ 12 YOU CAN'T GET A SPIRIT OUT OF A CARDBOARD CUP . $ 01 WE CAN TRY . $ 42 CAN YOU FEEL THE VIBRATIONS RUNNING UP YOUR BACK , DOWN Y OUR ARM AND INTO YOUR FINGERS ? $ CAN YOU FEEL THEM ? $ I THINK THE SPIRIT IS INSIDE THE CUP . $ I THINK HE 'S THERE . $ CAN YOU FEEL HIM ? $ 12 MY ARM 'S TINGLING . $ 08 CRAMP . $ 42 HE 'S INSIDE THE CUP . $ SPIRIT , ARE YOU THERE , ARE YOU INSIDE THAT CUP ? $ ARE YOU THERE , SPIRIT ? $ ARE YOU THERE ? $ 08 HE AIN'T COMING . $ 42 YOU 'VE GOT TO WAIT . $ BE PATIENT . $ MY MOTHER'S BEEN WORKING FOR MONTHS TO GET SPRING-HEELED JAC K BACK . $ 03 AND HE 'S EXPECTED . $ 08 SPRING-HEELED JACK ? $ I 'VE HEARD MY GRAN TALKING ABOUT HIM . $ 01 THEY 'RE TALKING ABOUT HIM AGAIN . $ MRS. SKINNER AND HALF THE WOMEN IN THE BLOCK ARE EXPECTING H IM BACK . $ 08 HOW 'S HE GOING TO COME BACK ? $ 12 SAME AS HE DID BEFORE . $ SPRING BACK . $ 08 YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT OLD STUFF , DO YOU ? $ 01 HISTORICAL FACT . $ HE JUMPED BEFORE THE WAR . $ TERRORISED THE OLD BALDWIN DWELLINGS . $ 08 DO YOU THINK HE 'LL COME BACK ? $ 04 HEY , LET 'S TRY IT ; GET HIM BACK . $ 42 SPRING-HEELED JACK , ARE YOU THERE ? $ ARE YOU INSIDE THAT CUP ? $ ARE YOU COMING BACK TO ALAMEIN MANSIONS ? $ ARE YOU THERE ? $ ARE YOU INSIDE THAT CUP ? $ 08 YES , AND I CAN JUMP TEN FET . $ YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT OLD STUFF , DO YOU ? $ 01 ABOUT SPIRITS ? $ THERE IS SPIRITS , AIN'T THERE , ALAN ? $ THE TROUBLE WITH YOU IS YOU GOT NO FEELING FOR THE ASTRAL PL ANES . $ 08 NO , I MEAN ABOUT SPRING-HEELED JACK . $ 02 IF A SPIRIT CAN MAKE A TABLE MOVE , HE CAN COME BACK JUMP ING . $ 08 WATCH IT , WOMEN , HERE HE COMES . $ SPRING-HEELED JACK RIDES AGAIN . $ #68 $ 03 COME ON , CONCENTRATE . $ 42 SPRING-HEELED JACK , ARE YOU THERE ? $ ARE YOU INSIDE THAT CUP ? $ ARE YOU COMING BACK TO ALAMEIN MANSIONS ? $ ARE YOU THERE ? $ ARE YOU INSIDE THAT CUP ? $ 04 YES . $ 01 GOTCHA ! $ 15 CAN'T YOU LOT STOP MESSING ABOUT ? $ 03 THIS IS OUR PLAY AREA , MR. HENSMAN . $ WE 'RE PLAYING . $ 01 OUR AREA SHOULD BE IN THE YOUTH CLUB , IN THE BASEMENT . $ OPEN IT UP . $ 15 IT WAS OPEN , YOU CLOSED IT . $ ALL THAT FORNICATING AND FIGHTING AND BROKEN GLAS . $ 04 WHAT BROKE THE GLASS ? $ THE FORNICATING OR THE FIGHTING ? $ 15 WHEN YOU SHOW US THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS , WE 'LL SHOW YOU THAT WE UNDERSTAND , AND OPEN UP THE CLUB AGAIN . $ 01 WHAT 'S NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS LIKE MR. HENSMAN ? $ 15 LIKE CIVILISED PEOPLE ... $ 03 CIVILIZED LEMMINGS . $ 08 THE TENANTS' PROTECTION ASSOCIATION IS ENTRENCHED IN THEI R POSITION , EH MR. HENSMAN . $ 15 YOU 'RE TOO OLD FOR THE YOUTH CLUB ANYWAY . $ AND YOU 'RE BANNED . $ 08 I 'LL BE AT THE OPENING CEREMONY ... WITH THE TENANTS . $ 15 IF YOU THINK THAT TENANTS ARE GOING TO PUT UP WITH ANYTHI NG FROM YOU , YOU 'RE MISTAKEN . $ MISTAKEN THIS TIME ... $ NOTHING BUT TROUBLE YOU ARE ; YOU 'RE THE FIRST DOWN ON THE TENANTS LIST YOU ARE ; FIRST ON THE LIST . $ 08 WELL GET ME OFF , MISTER . $ I DON'T LIKE BEING ON PEOPLE'S LISTS , AND DOSSIERS , AND FI LES ; DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL . $ JUST GET ME OFF YOUR SECRET FILE OR I 'LL JUMP THE LOT OF YO U ... $ 07 WHAT ARE YOU SHOUTING ABOUT . $ 01 WHAT DO YOU SEE . $ WHAT DO YOU SEE , THE ONE AND ONLY , OPENSHAW ... $ 07 IT FALLS ON DEAF EARS . $ IT FALLS ON DEAF EARS . $ WHAT 'S WRONG WITH YOU ; STRAIGHT OUT OF THE NICK AND STILL HANGING AROUND LIKE AN IMPOTENT PIG . $ WHAT 'S WRONG WITH YOU ? $ GET AMONG 'EM . $ 08 I 'M DOING ALRIGHT . $ 07 GOD HELP US ; IF I HAD YOUR YOUTH AND MY PRESSURE I 'D BL OW MY TOUPEE OFF . $ WHAT 'S WRONG WITH YOU ? $ 08 I 'VE GOT A WOMAN . $ 42 ON THE NORTH CIRCULAR ... $ 01 YOU STILL GOT THAT COLOUR T.V. , BADGER ? $ 07 BLOODY HAVE . $ 03 WHERE DO YOU GET THE DROPSY FROM , BADGER ? $ 07 THERE 'S DROPSY IN THIS JOB . $ IF YOU KNOW HOW TO FIND IT . $ LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE . $ 08 YOU LOOK AFTER THE RABBITS INTEREST FOR A BIT OF DROPSY , DO YOU ? $ 07 NOW LISTEN HERE , THIS IS THE BEST KEPT BLOCK OF FLATS IN EAST LONDON BECAUSE I KNOW HOW TO TURN A BLIND EYE . $ 08 FOR A QUID A WEEK I 'LL PROTECT YOU FROM THE SKINHEADS . $ 07 DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT SORT OF BUM YOU WERE INSIDE . $ EVERYBODY'S GIT . $ SO DON'T COME THAT TO ME , OR I 'LL PUT YOU IN A SPOT WHERE YOU 'LL NEED PROTECTION . $ 08 I WAS ONLY JOKING , BADGER . $ THOUGHT YOU KNEW THAT . $ 07 DON'T JOKE LIKE THAT , THEN . $ 07 A SMALL TIME BUM LIKE YOU I COULD HAVE EXTERMINATED ... $ 08 JUST KIDDING . $ 07 DON'T KID ... $ 01 HE 'S A CLEVER FELLER . $ DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE HE GETS HIS DROPSY FROM ? $ 08 YEAH . $ 01 YOU HAVEN'T GOT AN IDEA IN THAT HEAD , HAVE YOU GREASER . .. WANT TO KNOW WHERE HE GETS HIS DROPSY FROM ? $ 08 SURE I WANT TO KNOW . $ 01 BY SENDING MUGS LIKE YOU DOWN THE RIVER . $ 03 HE 'S SHOPPED MORE BLOKES THAN THAT SITTING MAGISTRATE .. . HE COULD BE CLAY PIGEON CHAMPION THE SITTERS HE 'S KNOCKED OFF . $ 08 BADGER , NARKING ? $ I DON'T BELIEVE IT ... $ 03 LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE , LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE ... $ HE KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT GOES ON , DOESN'T HE ? $ 08 HE WOULDN'T DARE . $ NOT WITH ME HE WOULDN'T . $ 01 WOULDN'T DARE ? $ HE 'S POWERFUL , JOHN . $ HE 'S POWERFUL , YOU 'RE NOTHING ... $ 08 IF I CATCH HIM AT IT , I 'LL KILL THE BASTARD . $ 02 EVERY TIME YOU CATCH HIM AT IT , THEY 'VE CAUGHT YOU , MA TE . $ 08 BADGER , NARKING ? $ I DON'T BELIEVE IT . $ 08 HERE 'S YOUR HAIRY FRIEND . $ 01 HI , HAIRY . $ COME HERE , YOU 'RE WANTED ... COME OVER HERE . $ 27 SURE . $ I 'M IN NO HURRY ... $ 01 THEY TELL ME YOU HAVE BEEN PUTTING OBSCENE PICTURES IN YO UR PAD , THAT RIGHT ? $ 27 IT 'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER , YOU KNOW ... $ 01 LESS OF THE CLEVER STUFF ... $ ROLL US ONE ... $ 27 THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T TOUCH THE STUFF ... $ 01 GET ROLLING , WE 'RE CURIOUS ... $ 27 SURE ... $ 04 WHAT YOU DO THAT FOR ? $ 27 SOFTEN IT . $ 08 WHAT DO YOU ROLL IT AS LONG AS THAT FOR , BOY ? $ 27 COOL IT MAN , COOL IT . $ 38 COOL IT MAN , COOL IT . $ 08 I THOUGHT THAT 'S WHAT IT WAS . $ COOLING IT ... $ 01 ALRIGHT , JOHN , LET THE MAN CONCENTRATE . $ 08 I THOUGHT HE WAS AT SOME UNIVERSITY GETTING EDUCATED . $ 02 HE WAS . $ 01 NOTTINGHAM . $ NOTTINGHAM FOREST THE WAY HE CAME BACK STINKING OF WEED . $ 01 ALL HE LEARNT WAS THE HASH ROUTE FROM HERE TO BLEEDING AL GERIA ... STUDENTS AND CRIMINALS , IT 'S THE WORKING SKINHEA D HAS TO KEEP THEM ... $ 08 IS HE PUSHING THEM DRUGS ... $ 01 NO , HE 'S JUST GENEROUS , AREN'T YOU , ROG . $ GENEROUS WITH YOUR LUMP ? $ 27 YOU WANT TO PASS IT NOW , DO YOU ? $ 01 WE 'LL SAMPLE IT , JOHN . $ WE 'LL SAMPLE THE FREE OFFER , NOW LADS , ENCIRCLE ... $ 08 HI , ROGER , WHAT 'S THE GAME ? $ 27 NO GAME . $ 08 I THOUGHT YOU WERE AT UNIVERSITY . $ 27 SURE . $ I WAS . $ 08 THROW YOU OUT DID THEY ? $ 27 I LEFT . $ 08 TOO MUCH POT ? $ 27 NOT ENOUGH READING . $ YOU KNOW . $ I DIDN'T TAKE TO THEIR BOOK LIST . $ 08 I 'M NOT BOOKISH MYSELF . $ ROGER , WHY AREN'T YOU SUPPLYING THESE KIDS , WITH A BIT OF POT ? $ 27 I 'M NOT IN BUSINESS MAN . $ 08 I THOUGHT , IF WE COULD MAKE IT A BUSINESS , I 'D HELP YO U . $ 27 I 'M NOT A TEAM MAN MYSELF , LOP . $ 08 I 'M VERY INDIVIDUAL MYSELF . $ YOU SEE , WITH MY EXPERIENCE , AND YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF ... WHE RE DO YOU GET THE STUFF FROM ? $ 27 MARRAKESH . $ 08 YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MARRAKESH , WE COULD MAKE IT GO . $ 27 I DON'T HAVE THAT SORT OF SUPPLY , LOP . $ IF YOU WANT TO GET STARTED , THOUGH , YOU WANT TO GET STARTE D ? $ YOU WANT HELP ? $ 08 I 'D LIKE TO . $ ANYTHING TO GET STARTED . $ 27 GET THE KIDS A BIT OF POWDER . $ 08 POWDER ? $ WHAT POWDER ? $ 27 AMPHETAMINES , ANY OF THAT ... $ 08 AMPHETAMINES , WHERE WOULD I GET THAT ? $ 27 YOU CAN GET IN PLACES , CAN'T YOU ? $ 08 SURE . $ LIKE WHERE WAS YOU THINKING OF ? $ 27 YOU COULD GET IN A CHEMIST COULDN'T YOU ? $ BEHIND THE BARS ? $ I 'M NOT TALKING ABOUT LINING UP WITH YOUR MIDNIGHT PRESCIPT ION , YOU UNDERSTAND ? $ 08 I COULD CRACK A CHEMISTS . $ 27 GET IN , THEN . $ PICK UP SOME AMPHETAMINES . $ MAKE YOURSELF A MARKET . $ #69 $ 08 I MUST ADMIT , I 'M A NOVICE AT AMPHETAMINES . $ 27 START SIMPLE . $ MAKE SOME BULK . $ 08 HOW DO YOU MAKE BULK . $ 27 BUY YOURSELF A HUNDRED ASPIRINS , GRIND THEM DOWN WITH A FEW AMPHETAMINES AND WRAP THEM IN A BLUE PACKET ; SELL THEM TWO SHILLINGS A PIECE . $ 08 ASPIRINS . $ 27 AND A BIT OF SUGAR . $ 08 WHAT WAS THE OTHER STUFF ? $ 27 AMPHETAMINES . $ 08 CHRIST . $ WRITE IT DOWN WILL YOU ? $ 27 SURE . $ 08 IT WON'T DO THE KIDS ANY HARM , WILL IT ? $ I 'M NOT ANTI-SOCIAL WITH IT . $ 27 DO THEM GOOD . $ THE WHOLE BLOCK AND PRECINCT WILL BE SPACED OUT ... THAT 'S IT ... $ 08 JEES , THANKS . $ CAN I BUY THIS AT ANY CHEMIST ? $ 27 BUY THEM ? $ SURE YOU CAN'T . $ I UNDERSTOOD YOU REFERRED TO GETTING IN THERE AND GETTING TH EM . $ 08 SURE , I DID MEAN THAT . $ 27 I 'D HEARD OF YOUR UNRIVALLED EXPLOITS . $ 08 SURE , I 'VE DONE ALL THAT BUT I 'VE JUST COME OUT . $ 27 SO . $ SO YOU 'RE GOING TO BE CAUGHT ? $ 08 I DIDN'T SAY THAT . $ 27 THAT 'S YOUR LINE THEN , LOP . $ 08 ARE YOU OFF NOW ? $ LEAVING A TRAIL OF SICKLY SKINS ? $ 27 I 'M GOING TO A MATE'S PAD . $$ 08 ANY LITTLE DOLLIES GOING UP ? $ 27 I DON'T KNOW THE DETAILS , MAN . $ I WAS JUST ASKED UP . $ 08 CAN YOU TAKE ME ALONG , ROG ? $ 27 IT 'S NOT YOUR SCENE , LOP . $ REMEMBER , AMPHETAMINES AND ASPIRINS , BUT YOU 'RE AMONG THE HARD MEN WITH THAT STUFF ... CHEERS FELLERS ... $ 38 CHEERS , ROG . $ 01 WHAT DO WE THINK OF IT , JOHN ? $ 03 IT 'S BARELY TOLERABLE ... $ 02 DO WE LET HIM LIVE ? $ WITH HIS DISGUSTING HABITS . $ 01 HE 'S ALRIGHT , JOHN , UNTIL WE UNANIMOUSLY DISAPPROVE .. . RIGHT ? $ 38 RIGHT ... $ 08 HERE , LET 'S GET AMONG IT SKINS ... $ 03 YOU SHOULDN'T SMOKE IT ON ALCOHOL . $ 08 ON ALCOHOL . $ I HAVE PEANUTS , FAGS , CHIPS AND SEX , SO I CAN TAKE A BIT OF POT . $ WEAK BRAND THIS ... $ 03 WEAK BRAND . $ PISS POOR . $ 08 PISS POOR ... $ 04 DOES IT SEND YOU A BIT ? $ 01 IT CAN SEND HAIRYS , CAN'T IT ? $ BUT NOT SKINS ? $ HERE , DO WE VOTE TO FINISH IT ? $ 04 HAIRY HABIT . $ 01 RIGHT , WE STROLL OFF , O.K. ? $ IS THAT ALRIGHT WITH YOU , JOHN . $ 38 RIGHT . $ 01 AND FROM NOW ON , WE 'RE SORT OF CHANGING OUR STRATEGIC V IEWPOINT IN THE CONTEXT OF HAIRY ROGER ? $ RIGHT ? $ 38 RIGHT . $ 08 HI , IF YOU 'RE LEAVING IT , LEAVE IT FOR ME ... NOT THAT I 'M INTERESTED . $ BROUGHT UP ON OLD HOLBORN AND RED RIZLA'S MYSELF ... WHERE Y OU GOING ? $ 08 HI , BADGER , GET A LOAD OF THAT . $ 07 NOT INTERESTED . $ 08 SMELL THAT THOUGH , BADGER . $ 07 HERBALS MIXTURE LIKE HELL . $ 07 NUDISTS SMOKE THAT . $ HEALTHY GIVING HERBAL MIXTURE . $ 08 IT 'S POT ... $ 07 TEAPOT MEBBE . $ 08 I 'VE SEEN HIM . $ FLAKE IT IN ... $ HASH . $ 07 COBBLER'S WAX . $ 08 IT 'S POT . $ I 'M FEELING SEXY . $ 07 TRY A WOODBINE AND YOU 'LL HAVE AN ACCIDENT . $ 08 IT 'S POT . $ I 'M TELLING YOU , THIS IS POT ... $ I 'M GOING INTO POWDERS MYSELF . $ THE HARD STUFF , THAT 'S WHERE THE COIN IS ... $ 07 YOU 'LL BE BACK INSIDE WITHIN A MONTH . $ 08 I WON'T . $ I 'LL WORK IT CLEVER . $ WHAT ARE YOU HANGING ABOUT FOR ? $ 07 NO . $ JUST CHECKING . $ 25 MR. OPENSHAW , I 'M ON NIGHT SHIFT THIS WEEK . $ I CAN'T BE HERE WHEN THE MILKMAN COLLECTS ... $ 07 HERE A MINUTE , VOICE DOWN , IF YOU 'RE LEAVING MONEY ABO UT ... VOICE DOWN ... $ 25 I WAS GOING TO PUT IT IN THE TOP OF THE BOTTLE . $ 07 IT WOULDN'T BE A GOOD IDEA . $ WE DON'T WANT AN OUTBREAK OF THAT TROUBLE AGAIN ... $ 25 WILL YOU TAKE MINE ... THERE 'S A LITTLE EXTRA IN FOR YOU R BOTHER ... $ 07 NO BOTHER ... $ 07 I 'LL SEE TO IT ... $ 25 THANK YOU , MR. OPENSHAW ... $ 08 HI THERE , I HEAR YOUR HUSBAND 'S AWAY IN THE ARMY . $ 25 DID YOU ? $ 08 ON THE RHINE , IT 'S ROUGH ON THE RHINE , ISN'T IT ? $ 25 WHEN WERE YOU ON THE RHINE ? $ 08 I 'VE NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN ON THE RHINE . $ BUT I WAS READING THE COACH TRIP ADS . $ FOR A TRIP ON THE RHINE . $ THE VINEYARDS . $ 25 THAT 'S THE RHONE . $ 08 VERY SIMILAR NAMES IN GERMANY . $ WHERE YOU GOING THIS TIME OF NIGHT ? $ LATE FOR YOU GOING OUT . $ 25 WHAT 'S THAT TO YOU ? $ 08 THOUGHT YOU MIGHT NEED PROTECTION . $ 25 I 'M GOING TO WORK . $ I DON'T NEED PROTECTION . $ 08 NIGHT SHIFT , ARE YOU ? $ WHERE DO YOU WORK ? $ 25 THE HOSPITAL TELEPHONE EXCHANGE . $ 08 GOOD JOB FOR THE VOICE . $ HAVE YOU A NUMBER ? $ I 'LL RING YOU UP IN THE NIGHT IF YOU GET LONELY . $ 25 I DON'T GET LONELY . $ 08 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU HANGING ABOUT FOR , BADGER ? $ 07 IT 'S A WARM NIGHT , ISN'T IT ? $ I LIKE A WARM NIGHT . $ TRAPS THE AIR THE BLOCK DOES . $ NICE THERMALS . $ COILING ABOUT UP AND DOWN THE SHAFTS . $ WHAT ARE YOU HANGING ABOUT FOR LOP . $ ALL THE KIDS HAVE GONE ON A BIT OF BUSINESS , THOUGHT YOU 'D BE WITH THEM , LEADING . $ 08 YEAH , SURE , I 'M JUST GOING . $ 07 I THOUGHT THEY WENT THAT WAY . $ 08 I 'M JUST MAKING A FEINT , YOU KNOW ? $ BUT I 'M GOING , I 'M GOING . $ 36 HI , BADGER . $ 07 I 'M LISTENING . $ I 'M ALL EARS . $ 36 ANYTHING . $ 07 THE KID 'S BEEN ROUND AGAIN . $ 36 SMOKES . $ 07 YEAH , GOING TO GET HIM ? $ 36 WE 'LL WAIT . $ 07 HE MIGHT LEAD YOU SOME PLACE , EH . $ 36 YEAH . $ 07 I KNOW WHERE HIS PAD IS . $ 36 WE 'LL WAIT . $ 07 I 'VE GOT A STUB FOR YOU . $ 36 THANKS , ANYTHING ELSE ? $ 07 LOP 'S OUT . $ 36 THAT COMEDIAN . $ BETTER ISSUE A CARETAKERS' CIRCULAR ROUND THE LADIES , WARNI NG THEM NOT TO HANG THEIR KNICKERS OUT ON THE LINE . $ 07 HE 'S TALKING ABOUT DRUGS , POWDERED FORM . $ 36 HE WOULDN'T KNOW A DRUG FROM A BICARBONATE OF SODA ... $ O.K. $ HERE YOU ARE . $ 01 LONDON TRANSPORT HAS DETERIORATED SINCE I BROKE ME VIRGIN S IN . $ 02 I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO MAKE US PAY HALF FARE FOR THE T RANSPORTATION OF A LINGERING CHIP SMELL . $ 04 RULE 39 , SECTION 2 , PARAGRAPH 4 . $ 01 IT 'S A GOOD JOB WE DID STUFF THEM DOWN THE USED TICKET H OLE . $ 01 RIDICULOUS , ISN'T IT , WHAT THE CYPRIOTS HAVE DONE TO FI SH AND CHIPS . $ #70 $ 02 HE CALLS IT COD . $ 03 BLOODY DRIED FISH AIN'T IT . $ DRIED . $ THAT HASN'T HAD A GOOD SWIM FOR A YEAR . $ 01 LONG TIME NO SEA . $ LAUGH YOU . $ 04 SAY IT AGAIN . $ I 'M HARD OF HERRING ... $ 05 THERE 'S NO MORE LIFE AND SOUL LEFT IN THAT PLAICE ... $ 02 HE 'S A BIT OF A SHARK , ISN'T HE ? $ 01 WE 'LL HAVE THAT FISH SHOP . $ WE 'LL HAVE HIM EH ? $ WE 'LL BATTER HIM . $ 04 GIVE HIM 'SALT AND BATTERY ... $ 01 FILLET IN FOR HIM , EH LADS ? $ FILLET IN ? $ 38 RIGHT . $ DECISION . $ 01 THE CHIPS ARE DOWN ... THE CHIPS ARE DOWN . $ RIGHT , BOOTS IN . $ 14 WHAT 'S THE BOOTS IN FOR ? $ 01 WE 'VE DECIDED NOT TO FREQUENT THAT FISH SHOP AGAIN . $ 14 CYPRIOT PLACE ? $ 03 WHERE 'VE YOU TWO BIN ? $ 13 DOWN THE COFFEE BAR . $ 04 DRINKING BLACK COFFEE AGAIN . $ 11 PUSS , PUSS , MIAOW , MIAOW ... $ 03 SHOULD WE DISPERSE ... $ 02 YEAH , BOOTS IN . $ 01 WHAT 'S YOUR BOOT NOT IN FOR ? $ 03 I DON'T WANT TO GO IN . $ 05 BRILLIANT , ISN'T HE ? $ WE 'VE ALL AGREED THAT THE DAY IS FINISHED , AIN'T WE . $ 03 I DON'T WANT TO PUT MY BOOT IN . $ 05 WE DON'T WANT YOUR BOOT IN , THEN . $ THEY 'RE VIRGINS , ANYHOW ... $ 05 BLOODY VIRGINS . $ 03 ALRIGHT , LET 'S GO AND BREAK MY VIRGINS IN ... $ 05 THIS TIME OF NIGHT ? $ 03 WE 'LL GO AND FIND HAIRY ... $ 02 DO WE GO FOR A HAIRY , THEN ? $ 05 AN HAIRY OR A PACK ... WHAT A WAY TO BREAK YOUR VIRGINS I N ... $ 02 ALRIGHT , BOOTS IN , FOR VIRGIN BOVVER . $ 03 RIGHT . $ WE ROW OUT . $ RIGHT ? $ 38 RIGHT . $ 03 HI , IT 'S GERTRUDE . $ 06 HI , BREAK YOUR VIRGINS IN . $ 03 I COULD . $ 01 YOU WOULD , WOULDN'T YOU ? $ WHAT A DISGRACE TO HUMAN NATURE . $ 04 SHE 'S A DISGRACE TO HUMAN NATURE . $ 02 LOOK AT HER ... $ 03 DO YOU WANT ME TO BREAK MY VIRGINS IN ? $ 04 IF YOU PUT THE BOOT IN HER YOU 'D NEVER GET YOUR CAPS CLE AN . $ 01 DO WE PUT THE BOOT IN ? $ 06 I WOULDN'T BE PART OF IT . $ 01 WOULD YOU NOT ? $ 06 WOULDN'T BE PART OF IT . $ 38 HELLO , MR. BONELLI . $ 22 HELLO , BOYS . $ YOU STILL UP . $ 01 HOMEWARD BOUND , MR. BONELLI ... $ 22 I 'VE HAD A HARD DAY ... $ 03 YOU LEAVE A HOT DOG FOR US , MR. BONELLI ? $ 22 YOU 'D NEVER BELIEVE IT . $ I 'M EMPTY . $ EXCEPT FOR BUNS ... $ 01 YOU SHOULDN'T BE EMPTY , MR. BONELLI , WHEN WE IS ALL EXP ECTING A HOT DOG ... $ 02 YOU SHOULDN'T GO BACK ON YOUR PROMISES , MR. BONELLI ... $ 22 PROMISES ? $ 01 AND NOW YOU 'RE LYING TO US , MR. BONELLI . $ IT 'S VERY PAINFUL ... $ 06 OPEN UP , LUIGI , THERE MIGHT BE A LINGERING FRANKY ... $ 22 I HAVEN'T A HOT DOG LEFT , BOYS ... $ 03 OPEN UP . $ 22 SURE , I HAVE BREAD , NO SAUSAGE , OTHERWISE YOU 'D BE WE LCOME ... $ 01 LET 'S JUST CHECK UP ON THAT STATEMENT , MR. BONELLI . $ 01 HE 'S RIGHT , YOU 'RE RIGHT , MR. BONELLI ... $ 22 I KNOW I 'M RIGHT , BOYS ... $ 04 THEN JUST DIP US A BUN IN THE GRAVY , MR. BONELLI ... $ 38 YEAH , WE AGREE TO THAT . $ 22 SURE . $ YOU CAN HAVE WHAT I HAVE ... $ 01 ALRIGHT , WE 'LL MAKE DO WITH THAT , MR. BONELLI ... $ 22 I WISH I COULD HELP YOU MORE , BOYS . $ TRY SOME SAUCE ... $ 03 THIS IS PAP , MR. BONELLI ... $ 04 WE DON'T LIKE BEING FED ON PAP , FRED ... $ 12 I 'VE BROKE ME VIRGINS IN , I 'VE BROKE ME VIRGINS IN . $ 01 WAS THAT GOOD , LADS ? $ 12 I BROKE THEM IN ; ME VIRGINS . $ 01 I DON'T THINK THAT WAS VERY GOOD MYSELF . $ 04 I 'VE GOT DOUBTS . $ 03 YOU 'VE JUST CUT OFF OUR SUPPLY OF FREE HOT DOGS . $ 02 THAT WAS NOT A MAGNIFICENT ACTION . $ 01 I 'M AFRAID , MY SON , THAT YOU HAVE JUST DROPPED IT YET AGAIN . $ I WOULDN'T BREAK A PAIR OF BOOTS IN WITH AN ACTION LIKE THAT , LADS . $ 12 BUT HE WAS A BIG FELLOW . $ 01 IT MAKES NO ODDS TO A PEACE-LOVING MAN . $ I RECKON YOUR ACTION WAS PREMEDITATED . $ GET ME MEANING . $ I THOUGHT YOU CONSIDERED IT PREVIOUS . $ AN EASY SHOT - $ 04 IT LOOKED LIKE THAT TO ME , TOO . $ 03 YEA , NOT NEAT , BOY , NOT NEAT . $ 12 WELL , WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT ? $ 01 I THINK WE MIGHT DISAPPROVE . $ BOOTS IN IF WE DISAPPROVE . $ BOOTS IN . $ WE DISAPPROVE . $ 12 WELL , WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ? $ 01 WELL , TO START , THE HOT DOGS ARE ON YOU . $ RIGHT , LADS , BREAK TILL THE MORNING . $ OH , AND BRUCIE , CLEAN YOUR BOOT , THERE 'S DUST ON THEM . $ 08 WHAT 'S THE MATTER , BRUCE ? $ 12 ARE YOU LOOKING FOR TROUBLE ? $ 08 DO YOU WANT A CHIP ? $ 12 YOU 'RE IRRITATING ME . $ 08 GO ON , HAVE A CHIP . $ 12 YOU 'RE ON MY AREA . $ 08 WHAT 'S THE MATTER WITH YOU , BRUCE ? $ 12 COME ON , I 'M LOOKING FOR A FIGHT . $ 08 OH , GIVE US A DANCE INSTEAD . $ AIN'T YOU THE PRETTIEST BRAWLER SINCE CASSIUS ? $ 12 I 'LL GET YOU FOR THAT . $ I 'LL GET YOU FOR THAT . $ 08 YOU 'RE PLAYING THE SAME TUNE AS YOUR OLD MAN . $ CHANGE IT . $ IT GETS MONOTONOUS . $ 34 DO I GET NO BREAKFAST , THEN ? $ 09 YOU WHAT ? $ BREAKFAST ? $ THERE 'S A WOMAN BEEN FOUND DEAD HERE ... $ 34 SO I HEARD . $ BUT I 'VE STILL GOT TO GO TO WORK . $ 09 HE LACKS FEELING . $ HE REALLY DOES . $ 10 DISCOVERED BY MR. OPENSHAW ... $ 18 MUST HAVE LAIN ALL NIGHT . $ 16 IT 'S TERRIBLE THE WAY SHE 'S BEEN FOUND . $ #71 $ 34 IT 'S OLD GERTRUDE , ISN'T IT ? $ I 'VE PASSED HER A THOUSAND TIMES LYING THERE , BUT NOW SHE 'S DEAD WE NOTICE HER . $ 07 MUST HAVE BEEN HERE ALL NIGHT . $ AS SOON AS I CAME DOWN I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING AMISS , TH ERE WAS A FEELING OF DEATH IN THE AIR . $ 34 DIDN'T YOU TRY ANYTHING ? $ ARTIFICIAL RESPIRATION OR KISS OF LIFE ? $ 09 YOU OAF , SHE WAS DEAD . $ 34 I 'M TRYING TO BE SYMPATHETIC . $ 26 CLEAR ASIDE , CLEAR ASIDE , NOW DON'T CLUSTER ... $ 33 WHAT HAPPENED ? $ WHAT A SHAME . $ HOMELESS AT HER AGE . $ WANTED SOMEWHERE TO DIE ... $ 10 MUST BE TERRIBLE TO GO LIKE THAT . $ 09 NOT A ONE TO CARE FOR YOU IN THE WORLD . $ 16 ALL ALONE . $ YOU 'D THINK THERE 'D BE AN ORGANIZATION . $ 20 WHERE DID SHE COME FROM ? $ DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHO SHE WAS ? $ 10 IT 'S OLD GERTRUDE ! $ SHE MUST HAVE JUST CREPT IN ! $ 09 IF YOU LIVE OUT OF A SUITCASE , THIS IS HOW YOU GO ... $ 20 NOW , HERE , HERE , THIS IS WHAT I CALL NASTY TALK . $ NO NEED TO TALK NASTY LIKE THAT . $ WE 'VE ALL HAD TO LIVE OUT OF A SUITCASE MOST OF OUR LIFE . $ 10 BUT MOST OF US HAD A HUSBAND TO CARRY IT ... $ 20 LISTEN HERE , YOU , I 'M A TENANT OF THIS PLACE AS MUCH A S YOU ARE NOW AND I 'VE EVERY RIGHT HERE ... $ 18 WELL , YOU LOWER YOUR VOICE IN THIS YARD ? $ THERE 'S A DEAD WOMAN THERE . $ HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR THE DEAD ? $ 20 THIS YARD HAS NO SYMPATHY UNTIL SOMEBODY DOES DIE AND THE Y DON'T HAVE TO LIFT A HAND TO HELP ... $ 02 THERE THEY GO , STEADY AT THE FRONT THERE ... $ 06 WATCH HOW YOU GO , JOHN . $ 04 RIGHT , LADS . $ BOOTS OF HONOUR ... $ 18 ALAN , BEHAVE ... $ 42 I AM BEHAVING ... $ 18 RESPECT THE DEAD . $ 07 THEY 'RE HER HOBBY . $ 20 WHAT A BLOODY WAY TO GO , OH ? $ WITHOUT A FIGHT ? $ THAT 'S THE WAY THEY 'LL WATCH YOU GO IF YOU DON'T PUT UP A FIGHT ... $ 09 EXPOSURE , MR. OPENSHAW ... $ 07 FEAR . $ 09 FEAR ... EXPOSURE . $ 07 HEIGHT OF SUMMER ? $ EXPOSURE ? $ 10 BUT SHE WAS AN OLD WOMAN ... $ 07 HARD AS BOOTS . $ 33 YOU CAN'T TELL , NOT FOR CERTAIN ... $ 07 THAT WOMAN SAW SOMETHING ... $ 15 YOU CAN'T SAY THAT , BADGER , NOT UNTIL THERE 'S BEEN A C ORONER'S INQUEST ... $ 07 I DON'T NEED A CORONER'S INQUEST TO TELL ME WHAT SHE DIED OF , FEAR ... $ 15 NO CORONER'S INQUEST WOULD ACCEPT YOUR WORD ON THAT EVIDE NCE . $ 07 MEBBE THEY WOULDN'T . $ BUT I SAW DEATH IN THE WAR WHEN CORONERS WERE NOWHERE THEN . $ FEAR . $ SOMEBODY OR SOMETHING GIVE HER A FRIGHT LAST NIGHT ... FOR C ERTAIN ... $ 18 HE 'S RIGHT . $ THERE WAS A VISITATION LAST NIGHT . $ SHE SAW SOMETHING . $ 07 I 'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR SEANCE TRICKS ON GREEN BAIZE . $ 18 THERE WAS A VISITOR LAST NIGHT ... HE LEAPT IN ... MRS. G ILL WILL COLLABORATE ... $ 33 DID YOU SEE SOMEBODY , MRS. GILL ? $ 19 I SAW A MAN . $ 09 WHAT 'S THIS ? $ YOU SAW A MAN ? $ 19 IT WAS LIKE MRS. FOREMAN'S EXPERIENCE ... $ 09 LOP ANDERSON . $ A FACE AT THE WINDOW ? $ 09 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL THE POLICE ? $ HE HASN'T BEEN OUT FIVE MINUTES AND HE 'S UP TO HIS OLD TRIC KS ... $ 19 I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS HIM . $ I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE A FACE . $ 33 IT MUST BE HIM . $ ASK MRS. FOREMAN , SHE 'S HAD IT . $ 19 I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS LOP ANDERSON . $ 18 SHE DIDN'T SEE A MAN , WHAT SHE SAW WAS NEITHER MAN NOR M ORTAL ... $ 19 I DON'T WANT TO CONTRADICT MRS. SKINNER , BUT IT WAS FLES H AND BLOOD ALRIGHT ... $ 07 FRIGHTENED TO DEATH . $ THERE YOU ARE , CALL HIM OVER . $ HI HERE , TAKE A STATEMENT ... $ 26 I 'VE TAKEN YOUR STATEMENT ALREADY . $ 07 HER , MEN JUMPING ABOUT IN HERE LAST NIGHT ... $ 26 I HADN'T HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT THAT . $ 09 TELL HIM . $ 33 SHE 'LL HAVE TO TELL HIM , IT 'S HER DUTY TO TELL HIM ... $ 26 COME ON , THEN ... $ 19 ASK MRS. SKINNER , SHE 'S MORE RELIABLE . $ 26 I 'M ASKING YOU . $ 18 I DIDN'T SEE . $ BUT I WAS AWARE ... $ IT WAS A VERY ACTIVE NIGHT , SPIRITS WERE ALL AROUND US , TH E AIR WAS FULL OF VIBRATIONS ... $ 26 YOU WERE THERE ? $ 19 IT SEEMED LIKE A MAN TO ME ... $ 18 THIS PRESENCE CAME LIKE NOTHING ELSE I 'VE EVER KNOWN , A BOUNDING PRESENCE , USUALLY THEY 'RE QUITE STATIONARY , BUT THIS ONE SEEMED TO JUST BOUND IN ... $ 26 YOU REALIZE THIS MIGHT BE READ OUT IN A PUBLIC COURT OF L AW , DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO MAKE A NOTE OF THAT ? $ 18 I HAVE MY BELIEFS ... $ 26 AND YOU ? $ YOU COLLABORATE THIS STUFF ? $ 19 I SAW A MAN ... $ MRS. SKINNER WENT INTO A STATE OF TRANCE , OH , SHE MUST HAV E BEEN GONE FOR AN HOUR OR SO AND I GOT IMPATIENT , SO I THO UGHT I 'D GO AND MAKE A CUP OF TEA ... AND THERE HE WAS , AT THE WINDOW ... $ 15 WE 'VE HAD SOME OF THAT ' UP AT THE WINDOW ' STUFF BEFORE , YOU KNOW ... $ 26 AT THE WINDOW ? $ CLIMBING ? $ 19 NOT CLIMBING . $ HE WAS COME AND GONE TOO MUCH FOR THAT . $ NO , HE WASN'T CLIMBING ... JUST HANGING AT THE WINDOW FOR A SPACE OF TIME ... $ 09 THAT 'S LOP ANDERSON'S TRICKS . $ 10 THAT 'S SPRING-HEELED JACK'S TRICKS . $ 09 YOU DON'T THINK SPRING-HEELED JACK 'S BACK ? $ 19 I THINK IT COULD HAVE BEEN SPRING-HEELED JACK . $ 09 I 'LL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN IF IT IS . $ 26 COULD YOU RECOGNIZE HIM IN YOUR CASE ? $ 19 I WOULDN'T LIKE TO SAY . $ 18 I SHOULD THINK YOU WOULDN'T LIKE TO SAY , EVA GILL . $ I 'M NOT HAVING YOU AT MY SEANCE ANYMORE . $ YOU 'RE TOO FULL OF DOUBTS . $ YOU 'RE NOT RECEPTIVE . $ THAT WAS NO MORTAL MAN ... $ 19 HE DID SEEM TO BOUND WITH AN EXTRA TERRESTIAL POWER ... $ 18 THAT 'S MORE LIKE IT . $ OF COURSE HE DID , I 'VE BEEN EXPECTING HIM BACK FOR DAYS . $ HE 'S BEEN COMING , TRYING TO GET THROUGH . $ 07 WELL , HE 'S THROUGH . $ 26 HAVE YOU TOLD THIS STORY TO THESE KIDS ? $ 07 THE CASE IS IN THE BRITISH MUSEUM FOR THE WORLD TO READ . .. $ 26 HAVE YOU TOLD THEM ? $ 07 YES . $ I 'VE REMARKED ON IT . $ 26 COULD IT HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE KIDS YOU SAW ? $ ONE OF THE SKINHEADS ? $ 19 IT WASN'T A SKINHEAD . $ HE HAD HAIR ... $ 19 IT SEEMED MORE MENACING THAN A SKINHEAD ... $ 07 AND THAT 'S MENACING ROUND HERE ... $ 09 HERE 'S MISS WILLIAMS , SHE 'S SUPPOSED TO SEE NOTHING , HEAR NOTHING AND SAY NOTHING , BUT SHE MISSES NOTHING . $ MISS WILLIAMS , SPRING-HEELED JACK IS ON THE PROWL AGAIN ; H AVE YOU SEEN HIM ? $ 11 YES . $ TERRIBLE IT WAS . $ TERRIBLE SIGHT . $ 26 WHEN WAS THIS ? $ 11 1939 . $ 26 WE 'RE TALKING ABOUT LAST NIGHT . $ 11 YES . $ YES , AND LAST NIGHT ... $ IT WAS HIM ... THAT CAT KILLER , HE 'S BEEN HANGING AROUND . $ 26 YOU CAN'T MAKE SUCH STATEMENTS OUT OF THE BLUE . $ ARE YOU SURE YOU SAW SOMEBODY ? $ 11 I SAW HIM . $ 33 DID HE SPRING , DID HE JUMP ... $ 11 ALL OVER THE PLACE , TERRIBLE FRIGHT , HE WAS ON WALLS AN D EVERYWHERE ... $ 26 ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T JUST HEAR ABOUT IT ? $ 11 HE STONED MY CAT TO DEATH , AND NOW HE 'S OUT , HE 'S STA RTING AGAIN . $ #72 $ 33 WE CAN'T LET OUR CHILDREN PLAY IN THE PLAY AREA DURING TH E DAY . $ THE LANGUAGE THEY PICK UP ... AND WE CAN'T LET THEM OUT AT N IGHT , WE 'RE HEMMED IN , HEMMED IN , THE CHILDREN ARE NEVER GOING TO GET OUT OF DOORS ... $ 26 IF THERE ARE NO MORE STATEMENTS , I 'LL REPORT THIS . $ ARE YOU SURE YOU PERSIST IN THIS ? $ 19 YES . $ I SAW HIM . $ 26 ABOUT WHAT TIME ? $ 33 WHAT 'S THE TIME FOR ? $ 26 ASCERTAIN THE TIME OF DEATH AND CHECK ... $ 33 THINK , EVA , YOU 'D BETTER BE CERTAIN ... $ 26 WELL , I 'LL GET THIS REPORTED . $ 18 TIME IS IMMATERIAL TO SPIRITS . $ 26 WHAT TIME ? $ 19 TIME IS IMMATERIAL , BUT I COULD HAVE SWORN IT WAS ONE O' CLOCK , HONEST , MRS. SKINNER . $ YOU WERE IN A TRANCE . $ 18 I MAY HAVE BEEN BUT I KNOW WHEN YOU WEAKEN TO MAKE TEA .. . $ 26 ONE O'CLOCK , THEN . $ AND YOU ? $ 11 SAME . $ 26 YOU MUST HAVE SEEN EACH OTHER . $ 26 WELL , I 'LL GET THIS REPORTED ... $ 07 WHAT CAN YOU DO ? $ IT ISN'T AN OFFENCE . $ 26 HAD YOUR LAW BOOK OUT ? $ 07 HE COULD PLEAD THAT HE WAS DOING A BIT OF CALISTHENICS IN THE EVENING ... $ 26 THIS ISN'T CALISTHENICS , IT 'S SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF W MEN ... $ WE DON'T WANT ANY OF THE PRESS MEN SNOOPING ABOUT . $ 07 MUFFLE THEM , EH ? $ 26 YOU HEARD . $ IF IT GETS ANY BIGGER WE WON'T BE ABLE TO KEEP THEM OUT OF I T , BUT AT THE MOMENT , IT 'S THE RIGHT SIZE AND WE WANT TO KEEP IT THAT WAY ... $ 15 WE DON'T KNOW . $ WE CAN'T BLAME THE LAD FOR CERTAIN . $ AND THERE 'S NO SUBSTANCE IN THIS JUMPING THING ... $ 09 I TELL YOU THIS . $ I 'M ON THE 'PHONE TO THE COUNCIL , THEY 'LL MOVE ME UP TWO FLOORS . $ I 'M SORRY , THE HEIGHT WORRIED ME AT FIRST , SO THEY MOVED ME DOWN , BUT I 'LL HAVE TO GO BACK UP ; THEY 'LL HAVE TO SH IFT ME , I 'M NOT GOING TO BE GOT AT BY THE TEN-FOOT JUMPER . $ 07 YEAH , WELL ... NO PRESS MEN ... $ 26 THERE 'S NO POINT IN HANGING ABOUT FOLKS . $ GIVE THIS JOKER PUBLICITY AND FUSS AND HE 'S GOING TO THRIVE ON IT . $ IGNORE HIM AND HE 'LL GO AWAY . $ 15 YOU MIGHT TAKE THESE THINGS IN YOUR STRIDE AT POLICE MARR IED QUARTERS BUT IT 'S FRIGHTENING IN A CIVILIAN BLOCK . $ 26 BELIEVE ME , IGNORE HIM , AND HE 'LL GO ... $ 33 IT 'S ALRIGHT FOR HIM . $ ALL THAT TALK . $ FORGET HIM , IGNORE HIM , WHO DOES HE THINK WE ARE ... $ MY HUSBAND WILL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT IF HE SEES HIM ... $ IGNORE HIM AND HE 'LL GO AWAY , THAT 'S WHAT THE POLICE BELI EVE IN NOWADAYS , THEY IGNORE HIM ALRIGHT , BUT THEY NEVER G O AWAY ... $ 09 THAT 'S ALL VERY WELL ; BUT I 'LL HAVE TO GO TO THE DOCTO R'S . $ GET SOME TABLETS ... $ 08 MORNING ALL . $ 11 NASTY VILLAIN . $ 15 WATCH YOU STEP , MY LAD . $ THAT 'S ALL . $ WATCH YOUR STEP ... $ 08 HAVEN'T HAD TIME YET . $ JUST GOT OUT OF BED . $ 15 CAN YOU ACCOUNT FOR YOUR MOVEMENTS LAST NIGHT ? $ 07 HE ISN'T BEING FILTHY . $ 15 WE 'RE IN NO MOOD FOR NONSENSE . $ THAT 'S ALL . $ I 'M NOT ACCUSING . $ BUT WE 'RE IN NO MOOD FOR NONSENSE . $ 08 WHAT 'S ALL THAT ABOUT , THEN ? $ 07 DON'T YOU KNOW , THEN ? $ 08 HOW SHOULD I KNOW ? $ I 'VE JUST GOT UP , I 'M GOING FOR MY CUP OF COFFEE AND A BU N . $ 07 YOU SHOULD MAKE YOUR OWN , INSTEAD OF GOING TO CAFES . $ 08 I LIKE THE COMMUNAL DINING . $ HABIT . $ WHAT HAPPENED , THEN ? $ 07 WE WAS INTRUDED . $ ONE OF THE WOMEN SAW AN INTRUDER . $ 08 YEAH , WHAT TIME WAS THIS , THEN ? $ 07 PAST YOUR BEDTIME . $ 08 YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN I GET TO BED , MATE . $ 07 SOME JOKER JUMPING ABOUT THE YARD . $ THE WOMEN ARE SAYING IT WAS SPRING-HEELED JACK . $ 24 GOOD DAY , ALRIGHT FOR ME TO RETURN WITH THE ORDER ? $ 07 WHAT WAS THE ORDER ? $ 24 BRUSHES . $ A RANGE OF BRUSHES ... $ 07 I THOUGHT YOU JUST WENT UP THERE AND FLOGGED THEM ? $ 24 NO. $ THE FIRST TIME , YOU JUST TAKE AN ORDER , THEN YOU FILL THE ORDER AND BRING IT TO THEM ... $ 07 WHAT AN ARRANGEMENT ... YOU GOING UP , THEN ? $ NO. 8 . $ 24 THAT 'S THE ONE . $ 08 HAVE YOU GOT YOUR REPORT FROM THE RHINE ? $ 24 I 'LL TAKE A RISK ... $ 07 YOU 'RE A BIT OF A SNAPPY DRESSER . $ MIND YOU DON'T GET YOUR SUIT CREASED ... $ 24 ALWAYS SELL TO A WOMAN WITH A COATHANGER ... $ 07 CHEEK FOR ANYTHING . $ YOU BETTER WATCH HOW YOU GO , THOUGH . $ THERE 'S A STATE OF EMERGENCY HERE THIS MORNING ... $ 24 WHAT WAS IT ? $ 07 THERE WAS AN INTRUDER HERE LAST NIGHT . $ 24 WHAT DID HE DO ? $ 07 CAME IN THE NIGHT , FRIGHTENED AN OLD LADY TO DEATH . $ 24 THERE 'S ALWAYS PANIC IN THE DARK . $ 07 QUITE A PHILOSOPHER IN THAT NATTY SUIT ... $ 08 WHAT 'S THIS " SCARING TO DEATH ? " WHO DID HE SCARE TO D EATH ? $ OR WERE YOU USING AN EXPRESSION ? $ 07 I 'M NOT USING AN EXPRESSION . $ OLD LADY , TRAMP SHE WAS . $ I 'VE SEEN HER HANGING ABOUT ; QUEER OLD NUT , WEARS BOOTS A ND CARRIES THE WORLD IN CARRIER BAGS , CREPT IN HERE LAST NI GHT AND DIED . $ LOOKED LIKE SCARED TO DEATH TO ME . $ AND IF SHE WAS SCARED TO DEATH , SOMEBODY SCARED HER , DIDN' T THEY ? $ 08 I DON'T KNOW . $ 07 MRS. GILL SAW A FACE AT THE WINDOW LAST NIGHT . $ 08 SHE WOULD DO . $ 07 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN YOUR HANDS ? $ 17 WRIST STRENGTHENERS . $ 07 GOD HELP US . $ 17 THEY 'RE GOOD , THOSE . $ KEEP GRIPPING AS YOU WALK ... $ MY GRIP HAS IMPROVED BY THREE POUNDS ... $ 07 DID YOU MAKE THESE ? $ 17 WELL ... $ 07 YOU HAD THEM MADE AT WORK . $ 17 I HAD PERMISSION TO USE THESE SPRINGS . $ 07 WHAT ARE THEY OFF ? $ 17 WING CONTROL INLET TAPPET FEED VALVE SPRINGS . $ 17 I HAD PERMISSION , I GOT THEM THROUGH THE WORKS SPORTS AN D WELFARE CLUB . $ 07 THERE WE ARE , BLOODY SPORTS FIELD FULL OF THEM . $ 17 LET ME HAVE THEM ... $ I WANT TO KEEP MOVING . $ 07 YOUR WIFE HAS NEWS FOR YOU ... $ 17 NEWS ? $ 07 I THINK SO ... $ 07 I CANNOT STAND THAT SMELL OF LINIMENT . $ SHOULD I TELL YOU WHAT . $ 08 WHAT ? $ 07 HE 'S SPRING-HEELED JACK . $ 08 HE ISN'T MAN ENOUGH . $ 07 HE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE MAN ENOUGH . $ HE 'S JUST GOT TO BE SEEN VANISHING FROM THE SCENE OF THE CR IME ... $ 08 WHAT CRIME ? $ THERE 'S BEEN NO CRIME ... $ 07 THE OLD WOMAN , SCARED TO DEATH ... $ 08 SHE WASN'T SCARED TO DEATH . $ SHE CREPT IN HERE TO DIE NEXT TO THE BOILERS ... $ 07 HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ? $ 08 I SAW HER , DIDN'T I ? $ WHEN I COME HOME ... $ 07 WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LIE FOR ? $ YOU HAVE TO STICK YOUR MUG IN . $ WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY A THING LIKE THAT FOR ? $ 08 IT 'S TRUE ... $ I SAW HER ... $ 07 BIG SHOT , ISN'T HE JUST THE BIG SHOT . $ YOU MUST BE IN EVERYTHING ... $ 08 I SAW HER ... $ 07 ALRIGHT , WHAT WAS SHE LIKE ? $ #73 $ 08 SCRAWNY OLD PIECE . $ SHE HAD BADGES ON HER COAT AND SLEPT WITH HER CARRIER BAGS W RAPPED ROUND HER WRIST LIKE THEY WERE FULL OF CABBAGE ... $ 07 YOU 'VE SEEN HER ON THE STREET . $ EVERYBODY'S SEEN HER ON THE STRET , SHE 'S A LOCAL CHARACTER ... $ 08 WELL , I PUT MY CHIP PAPER ROUND HER FEET ANYHOW ... $ 07 WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR ? $ 08 KEEP THEM WARM . $ 07 YOU SAW HER , THEN ? $ 08 YEAH ... $ 07 DID YOU SEE ANYBODY BOUNDING AWAY ? $ 08 SHE WASN'T DEAD . $ SHE WAS ASLEEP , MUTTERING THINGS ABOUT CHOCOLATE DOUGHNUTS AND HOT SOUP . $ 07 YOU 'RE SO BLOODY INVENTIVE I WONDER YOU AREN'T BRILLIANT ... $ 08 I 'M NOT INVENTIVE ... BUT I GOT MONEY ... $ 07 THAT MEANS YOU WERE THE LAST TO SEE HER BEFORE HER DEATH . $ 08 SO WHAT ? $ 07 YOU BETTER REPORT THAT TO THE POLICE ... $ 08 ME NATTER WITH A SCREW ! $ YOU 'VE GOT TO BE JOKING ... WHERE YOU GOING ? $ 07 MAKE A 'PHONE CALL . $ 08 ANYBODY I KNOW ? $ 07 FLEET STREET . $ 08 IT BETTER BE BLOODY FLEET STREET . $ 07 IT IS , FLEET STREET . $ 08 WHO DO YOU KNOW THERE ? $ ANY DROPSY IN IT FOR ME ? $ 07 DEPENDS HOW YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS , DON'T IT . $ BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE HIM A PACK OF LIES ... $ 43 HI , LOP . $ THIS HOW YOU DO IT ? $ THIS HOW SPRING-HEELED JACK WORKS ? $ 08 I 'M NOT TELLING YOU , FUNNY GUY . $ 43 IT MUST BE YOU , LOP . $ SPING-HEELED JACK IS OUT OF A COMIC . $ YOU 'RE THE ONLY ONE TO READ COMICS . $ 08 I DON'T READ COMICS , SEE . $ 43 YOU DO . $ IN PRISON . $ 43 THEY CALL YOU DANDY ANDERS ON INSIDE ... $ 08 SHUT YOUR MOUTH . $ 43 CAPTAIN MARVEL AND THE LIKE . $ 08 I READ BOOKS , SEE . $ 43 WHAT SORT OF BOOKS ? $ 08 BOOKS , WITHOUT PICTURES ... $ 43 WHEW , WHAT ABOUT YOUR SEX BOOKS , LOP . $ CAN YOU GET THEM IN ? $ 08 SURE , THEY 'RE SMUGGLED IN . $ 43 NESTLING BETWEEN THE BREASTS OF A VISITING WHORE MISTRESS . $ 08 WE GET THEM SMUGGLED IN . $ THAT 'S ALL I 'M SAYING . $ 43 YOU SHOULD STICK TO YOUR COMICS , LOP . $ SPRING-HEELED JACK ... $ 43 SPRING-HEELED JACK IS IN THE BEANO . $ 08 HE 'S NOT , HE 'S NOT . $ YOU DON'T KNOW . $ HE 'S IN THE WIZARD , FUNNY . $ 43 WHAT YOU WANT TO DO , LOP , IS GET A SYMBOL ON . $ 08 SYMBOL ? $ 43 YEAH . $ YOU 'D BE THE MOST ORIGINAL OF THE WALKING HELL'S ANGELS ; W ITH A SYMBOL ON YOUR BACK ... $ 43 YEAH , LOP . $ A BIG SPRING-HEELED JACK LOOMING ON YOUR BACK . $ DONE IN LEATHER , EH , LADS ? $ LEATHER . $ 43 PICKED OUT WITH BRASS STUDS , LOP . $ 08 YEAH , I WAS THINKING OF IT . $ HOW WOULD I SHOW HIS HEELS ? $ 43 IN SILVER . $ A SILVER FLASH , LOP . $ 43 YEAH , WITH WINGS ON . $ 43 LIKE MERCURY , THE WINGED MESSENGER ... $ 42 PICKED OUT WITH SILVER STUDS ... $ 08 YEAH . $ I WAS THINKING OF IT ... $ I WAS JUST WONDERING WHERE I 'D GET A FIGURE FROM , LIKE A C UT OUT ... $ 44 GET A BLOWN UP FIGURE OF BATMAN AND CUT HIS WINGS OFF ... $ 08 YEAH , I WAS THINKING OF DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT ... $ 08 HEY , SKINS , I 'VE BEEN BUSY , THOUGH . $ WANT TO BUY SOME AMPHETAMINES ? $ 38 YOU WHAT ? $ WHAT DO YOU USE THEM FOR ? $ 08 POWDERS . $ REAL HARD STUFF . $ I 'M ONE OF THE LADS - $ THEN DO AS THE LADS TELL YOU , STIFF . $ YOU FELLERS GO FOR EXPERIENCE . $ TRY THESE ... $ 38 HOW MUCH IS THAT , JOHN ? $ 08 WELL , AS YOU 'RE NEW TO THE HABIT , GO ON , TRY SOME FOR A DOLLAR . $ 01 DOLLAR , YOU MUST BE JOKING , LOP . $ YOU KNOW HOW MANY FAGS ARE IN A DOLLAR . $ 08 TRY ME WITH AN OFFER . $ 01 TWO BOB A PIECE FOR THE EXPERIENCE . $ 08 ROBBERY , ISN'T IT ? $ ROBBERY . $ COME ON , THEN , OUT WITH IT ... $ 01 IF THEY 'RE NOT GOOD . $ YOUR REWARD IS THE BOOT . $ 08 YOU MUST BE JOKING IF YOU THINK I 'M GOING TO MAKE MY STA TEMENT IN FRONT OF THEM . $ 07 TWO SIDES TO THE STORY ... $ 08 YOU MISSED YOUR JOB , YOU SHOULD HAVE EDITED THE WOMAN'S OWN , BADGER . $ 07 YOU 'LL NOT BACK OUT ... $ I MEAN , THAT FISH WRAPPER , THAT 'S NEAT ... HANG ABOUT ... $ 08 I MIGHT ... $ 08 HOW DID YOU DO , PAL ? $ 24 TELL MR. OPENSHAW I 'VE BEEN UP . $ 08 DID YOU MAKE A SALE ? $ 24 I MADE A SALE ... $ 08 HOW ABOUT THE BIG HUSBAND ON THE RHINE ? $ 24 PROFESSIONAL HAZARD ... $ 08 PLAY ANY GOOD TAPES ... $ 24 MADE ONE ... $ 08 IS THAT ALL YOU 'VE GOT TO DO ? $ MAKE TAPES ? $ I THOUGHT YOU SOLD BRUSHES . $ 24 I SOLD THE BRUSH , THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG . $ I DID THE SALE ON THE FIRST VISIT . $ THIS WAS JUST THE COLLECT ... $ I WAS ON MY WAY OUT , YOU 'VE GOT TO GET OUT , OTHERWISE THE Y ALL KEEP YOU CHATTING , AND TELLING THEIR MISERABLE LIFE S TORIES , BUT SHE SAID ' SHERRY ? ' $ 08 AT THIS TIME OF THE DAY ? $ 24 ' AT THIS TIME OF THE DAY ? ' $ I SAID . $ ' I 'M LIKE THAT , ' SHE SAID . $ 'I WORK NIGHTS . $ DAYS ARE MY NIGHT LIFE . ' $ 08 CAN SHE NOT SEE ME STANDING ABOUT DURING THE DAY ? $ 24 I SAT DOWN ON THE BED WITH HER ... $ 08 BED ? $ 24 ALL THIS HAPPENED NEAR THE BED . $ SHE SORT OF MANOEUVRED IT ... THEN SHE CAME TO ME , I WENT T O HER ... THEN SHE SAID , ' JUST A MINUTE , ' AND DO YOU KNO W WHAT SHE DID ? $ 08 HOW THE HELL CAN I GUESS ? $ 24 SHE PUT HER CASETTE UNDER THE BED . $ 08 UNDER THE BED ? $ PLAY SOFT MUSIC WAS IT ? $ 24 THAT 'S WHAT I THOUGHT . $ ' ARE WE GOING TO GET MOOD MUSIC ? ' I SAID AND SHE SAID , ' NO , IT 'S ON " RECORD " IT 'LL MAKE GOOD PLAYING FOR A RAI NY DAY . ' $ 08 DOES YOUR FIRM NEED VOLUNTEERS ? $ 24 YOU CAN'T BE TRAINED IN IT ... $ 08 I THOUGHT ALL THE WOMEN WERE FRIGHTENED ? $ THERE WAS AN INTRUDER LAST NIGHT , WASN'T THERE ? $ 24 LOVE IT , SOME OF THEM , DON'T THEY ? $ 08 LOVE WHAT ? $ 24 A BIT OF A THREAT . $ A MYSTERIOUS INTRUDER ... $ TELL MR. OPENSHAW I 'LL BE BACK ... $ 08 WHEN YOU WANT IT ? $ 24 WHEN I WANT TO SEL A BRUSH . $ I 'M A PROFESSIONAL . $ 08 HARD BASTARD ... $ 07 WE 'RE ALL SET UP , THEN ... $ 11 I 'M NOT SURE I WANT TO . $ WHAT PAPER IS IT . $ 07 ALL OF 'EM . $ ALL OF 'EM . $ I 'LL TRY TO GET YOU IN THE CAT'S WEEKLY . $ 11 I 'M NOT MAKING A STATEMENT IN FRONT OF HIM . $ BEAST , NASTY BEAST ... $ 09 LAST NIGHT AN INTRUDER CAME IN THIS BLOCK AND WE WANT PRO TECTION ... $ 19 LAST NIGHT AN OLD WOMAN DIED OF FRIGHT ... $ 08 FROZE TO DEATH ... $ 09 HOW DO YOU KNOW , HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT ? $ 07 HE SAW THE OLD WOMAN ... $ #74 $ 09 HE ADMITS THAT ? $ 19 IS HE GOING TO SIT THERE AND TELL THE WORLD THAT HE PASSE D THAT OLD WOMAN LYING THERE ... $ 19 AND HER FRIGHTENED TO DEATH ... $ 08 FROZE TO DEATH . $ I 'VE SEEN A COLD WOMAN BEFORE . $ 19 IT 'S A POLICE MATTER ... $ 07 IT 'S A NEWSPAPER MATTER FIRST , WHERE IS HE ? $ I WISH HE 'D COME AND GET IT OVER WITH ... $ 09 HE OUGHT TO MAKE A STATEMENT ... $ 16 NO , ED , NOW NO . $ DON'T . $ 17 DON'T TRY TO STOP ME . $ I 'LL KILL HIM . $ 16 NO . $ ED . $ GO THROUGH THE LEGAL CHANNELS ... $ 17 YOU . $ I WANT YOU . $ 16 RUN . $ GO AWAY . $ 08 YOU MUST BE JOKING . $ 16 HE 'LL KILL YOU . $ 17 YOU 'VE WORRIED MY WIFE ONCE TOO OFTEN . $ THIS IS THE END ... $ 16 NO , ED . $ NO . $ 08 WHO 'S HOLDING WHO BACK THERE ? $ 17 LET ME GET AT HIM . $ 08 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? $ 17 I 'M TALKING ABOUT MY WIFE BEING FRIGHTENED AGAIN . $ LAST NIGHT , SOMEBODY WAS GETTING UP TO YOUR TRICKS , SCARED AN OLD WOMAN THE WAY YOU SCARED MY WIFE , LAST NIGHT MRS. G ILL SAW SOMEBODY AT YOUR GAME ... $ 08 I 'M BEING DUPLICATED ... $ 09 AND HE ADMITS SEEING THE OLD LADY ... $ 16 ED , ED , THROUGH LEGAL CHANNELS ... ED ... $ 17 LET HIM FREE . $ LET HIM HAVE HIS FLING , COME ON , SHOW US ALL YOU 'VE LEARN T ... $ 21 ALRIGHT , COOL IT ... $ 08 LET HIM COME , EVERETT , HE 'S IN A SUICIDAL MOOD . $ 21 NO , YOU 'RE NOT HAVING A BARNEY HERE . $ 08 WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU 'RE PUSHING AROUND ? $ 21 I SAID BREAK IT UP , LOP ... $ 08 YOU 'RE TELLING ME . $ 21 LOOK , I 'VE WATCHED YOU DO EVERY MAD KID'S THING SINCE W E LEFT SCHOOL , FROM LIFTING OUT OF WOOLWORTH'S TO YOUR QUIR KY STUFF . $ NOW NO MORE OF IT , DO YOU HEAR ... $ 33 YOU TELL HIM , EVERETT . $ HE 'S MET A BIGGER ONE THAN HIMSELF THIS TIME . $ 21 I 'M JUST TRYING TO TELL YOU , LOP ; IF YOU 'RE GOING TO KEEP DOING THESE THINGS , YOU 'RE GOING TO BE STOPPED ... $ 20 LEAVE HIM , EVERETT ... $ 08 YOU BETTER TELL HIM TO LEAVE ME . $ 20 EVERETT , YES , LEAVE HIM . $ HE 'S PICKED ON ENOUGH ... $ 33 AND WHERE DID SHE SPRING FROM ? $ HE 'S PICKED ON ENOUGH , IS HE ? $ WHERE DID YOU GET PICKED UP ? $ 21 WHO SAID THAT ? $ I 'M TALKING TO LOP . $ 33 SINCE YOUR MOTHER DIED , YOU 'VE SHOWN NO EXAMPLE TO YOUR YOUNG TWANKIE AND HE 'S JUST RACING ROUND WITH THE SKINHEAD S ... $ 21 NOW LISTEN HERE ... $ 17 I 'LL DEAL WITH THAT ONE ... $ 08 YOU 'VE COME BACK TO LIFE , HAVE YOU ? $ SMELLING SALTS IN THE CORNER WAS IT ? $ 21 I 'VE WARNED YOU TWO BEFORE . $ 35 IS THIS WHERE THE TROUBLE IS ? $ 07 NAH , YOU 'RE HERE . $ IF YOU 'S STAYED AWAY MUCH LONGER YOU 'D HAVE PROVOKED A MUR DER . $ WELL , HERE ARE THE RESIDENTS OF OUR BLOCK ; LAST NIGHT , A VAGUE AND TERRIFYING FIGURE FROZE THE HEARTBEAT OF THIS FLAT BLOCK ... $ 35 CAN WE HAVE THE FACTS ... $ 07 A FIGURE WAS SEEN IN THE NIGHT BY MRS. GILL , AND MISS WI LLIAMS . $ 35 CAN WE HAVE THE FACTS ... $ 07 HURRY UP , HURRY UP , CAN YOU NOT DO THIS SPEEDHAND ? $ 35 IT 'S SHORTHAND ... $ 07 SPLASH IT DOWN , THEN ... AN OLD WOMAN WAS FRIGHTENED TO DEATH . $ 35 HAVE YOU THE REPORT FROM THE CORONER ? $ 07 I DON'T NEED A REPORT . $ THIS FIGURE WAS SEEN BY MISS WILLIAMS , BOUNDING AWAY , THAT WOULD SCARE ANYBODY TO DEATH ... $ 35 WHAT ABOUT THIS CAT ? $ WHO HAD A CAT STONED TO DEATH ? $ 07 MISS WILLIAMS . $ 35 AND WHO SAW THE FIGURE ? $ 07 MISS GILL AND MISS WILLIAMS . $ 35 AND YOU 'VE HAD SKINHEAD TROUBLE IN THIS BLOCK ... $ 11 I HAVE . $ LOTS . $ 35 WHO HAS ? $ 07 MISS WILLIAMS . $ 09 BUT IT 'S HIM WE WANT MAKING STATEMENTS . $ IT WAS HIM WHO SAW THE OLD WOMAN ... $ 08 I 'M SAYING NOTHING ... $ 35 IF YOU SAY NOTHING TO ME , YOU 'LL HAVE TO SAY NOTHING TO THE POLICE . $ 08 I 'M SAYING NOTHING TO NOBODY ... $ 35 ARE YOU DENYING THAT YOU SAW THE OLD WOMAN ? $ 08 I 'M NEITHER DENYING NOR CONFIRMING ... NOTHING ... $ 19 MAKE HIM SAY IT TO THE POLICE ... $ 08 THE POLICE HAVEN'T BEEN CALLED , LOVE ... HAVEN'T BEEN CA LLED ... $ 19 THEY SHOULD BE CALLED . $ 08 THERE 'S NOTHING FOR THEM TO BE CALLED FOR . $ NOT THE POLICE , MOTHER , IT 'S AN UNDERTAKER'S JOB . $ 33 IF SHE 'S DIED , THERE 'LL BE A FULL-SCALE ENQUIRY ... $ 35 THEY CAN'T BE CALLED UNTIL THERE 'S A POST MORTEM . $ 33 POST MORTEM . $ THEY WON'T CUT HER UP , WILL THEY ? $ FOR FRIGHT ? $ 26 ARE YOU STILL HERE , THEN ? $ 09 YOU 'RE NOT SATISFIED , ARE YOU ? $ WITH THE CAUSE OF DEATH . $ I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES . $ 26 I JUST HAVE A FEW MORE QUESTIONS . $ 16 I 'LL BET YOU HAVE . $ SO HAVE WE ALL . $ 26 DID YOU SEE THIS OLD WOMAN LAST NIGHT ? $ 08 IT HAD TO BE ME , DIDN'T IT ? $ 26 THE SUPERINTENDENT WANTS YOU DOWN AT THE STATION . $ TO MAKE A STATEMENT . $ WE HAVE A CAR OUTSIDE . $ 19 THERE WE ARE , CAR OUTSIDE . $ THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG ... $ 08 HAS YOUR SUPERINTENDENT A CHARGE ? $ 26 HE JUST WANTS TO SEE YOU . $ 08 NOW LOOK , BULLY BOY , YOU KNOW THE LAW AND I DON'T HAVE TO GO . $ 26 YOU 'D BE WISE TO COME . $ 08 DON'T TELL ME WHAT I 'D BE WISE TO DO . $ YOU 'RE NOT ARRESTING ME , ARE YOU ? $ 26 IT 'S JUST FOR A STATEMENT . $ 08 THEN TAKE YOUR CAR AWAY , COPPER ... $ 09 THERE WE ARE . $ WON'T GO . $ FORCE HIM TO GO . $ 11 TAKE HIM AWAY . $ HE 'S HIDING SOMETHING . $ 08 WIL YOU TELL THESE PEOPLE THERE 'S NO CHARGE ? $ 26 IT 'S A FACT . $ THE SUPERINTENDENT JUST WANTS A WORD WITH HIM . $ 09 GO ON . $ GET ALONG , WE 'VE ALL MADE OUR STATEMENT ... $ 08 ALRIGHT , REQUEST IT . $ 26 WILL YOU KINDLY COME DOWN TO THE STATION TO MAKE A STATEM ENT ? $ 08 ALRIGHT . $ NOW YOU SEE , THERE 'S NO HANDCUFFS ; NOTHING , I 'LL BE BAC K ... $ 07 HOW 'S THAT , THEN ? $ MAN DETAINED FOR QUESTIONING . $ 16 THEY WON'T KEEP HIM . $ THEY WON'T KEEP HIM . $ 17 THEY 'VE GOT TO KEEP HIM . $ 07 DEPENDS WHAT THE OLD WOMAN DIED OF . $ 19 IS FRIGHT MURDER ? $ 07 DEPENDS HOW HE DID IT , DOESN'T IT ? $ 16 THEY WON'T KEEP HIM . $ I KNOW THEY WON'T KEEP HIM . $ 09 THEY 'LL KEEP HIM , DEAR . $ NOW THEY 'VE GOT HIM , THEY WON'T LET HIM GO . $ 35 BUT HE 'S JUST MAKING A STATEMENT . $ THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE 'S GUILTY . $ 19 IT DOES , IT DOES . $ ONCE A MAN IS DETAINED FOR QUESTIONING , THAT 'S IT . $ THEY 'VE GOT HIM . $ 35 UNLESS THEY 'VE GOT A CHARGE , THEY CAN'T KEEP HIM . $ THE LAW IS ON HIS SIDE ... $ #75 $ 16 IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN . $ 35 UNTIL HE 'S PROVED GUILTY . $ BUT IF HE 'S JUST MAKING A STATEMENT ... THEY WON'T KEEP HIM ... $ 16 THERE , I KNEW IT , THEY WON'T KEEP HIM ... $ 35 I 'LL GO DOWN TO THE STATION ... $ 16 THEY WON'T KEEP HIM . $ I KNOW . $ THEY WON'T KEEP HIM . $ 17 THEY HAVE TO KEEP HIM THIS TIME . $ 16 THAT 'S WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE . $ BUT YOU WERE WRONG . $ YOU SAID THEY 'D PUT HIM AWAY . $ NEXT DAY HE WAS BACK IN THE YARD . $ WHAT HAS HE TO DO BEFORE THEY KEEP HIM ? $ THEY 'LL NOT KEEP HIM , I KNOW IT ... HE 'LL BE OUT AGAIN , THEY WON'T KEEP HIM . $ 17 THERE WE ARE , THAT 'S HOW SHE WENT THE LAST TIME THEY RE LEASED HIM . $ 09 THAT POOR WOMAN CAN'T REST IN PEACE IF HE 'S COMING BACK . $ NONE OF US CAN REST IN PEACE . $ IT 'S NO USE . $ WE NEED PROTECTION $ 11 WE 'LL HAVE TO DO SOMETHING . $ STOP HIM JUMPING . $ 19 ANYTHING , WE 'VE GOT TO BE PROTECTED . $ 17 HOW CAN WE KEEP HIM OUT ? $ 09 IF HE 'S JUMPING . $ PUT SOMETHING UP . $ 19 THAT 'S AN IDEA . $ 07 PUT SOMETHING UP ? $ THERE 'S ONLY THE COUNCIL CAN DO THAT . $ 09 WE DON'T WANT THE COUNCIL . $ WE 'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE COUNCIL . $ GET OUR MEN TO DO SOMETHING . $ THAT 'S WHO SHOULD DO IT . $ THE MEN . $ 17 WHAT DO YOU WANT ? $ 09 ANYTHING TO KEEP HIM OUT . $ 17 I CAN'T GO IT ALONE . $ MAKING DECISIONS . $ I 'LL NEED THE OTHER MEN . $ 09 THEN GET THE OTHER MEN . $ GET THEM . $ YOU CAN HAVE MY FRANK FOR A START . $ 19 ALL WE 'RE ASKING FOR IS SAFETY . $ 11 MAKE THEM STIR THE MEN INTO ACTION . $ 09 DON'T WAIT FOR THE COUNCIL . $ GET SOMETHING UP . $ 15 COME ON , OUT OF THE WAY , WE 'VE NO ROOM FOR YOUR NONSEN SE . $ 09 HOW HIGH YOU TAKING IT , MR. HENSMAN ? $ 15 HIGH ENOUGH TO KEEP HIM OUT . $ 18 I NEVER THOUGHT I 'D BE THANKFUL FOR A HIGH FLAT , NOT WI TH THE LOW FLYING AEROPLANES , BUT I AM NOW . $ 17 BRING IT THIS WAY A BIT , FRANK . $ IT 'LL BREAK . $ IT 'S PLIABLE MATERIAL IT 'LL BEND , ALRIGHT ? $ 01 WHAT YOU NEED IS WIRE NETTING , MATE . $ LIKE BATTERY RABBITS , LAUGH YOU . $ 04 I AM LAUGHING . $ 05 WHERE 'S YOUR SAWDUST , THEN ? $ 17 BRUCE , GET OUT OF IT . $ NONE OF THAT FROM YOU . $ 03 HE 'S TELLING YOU , BRUCE . $ IT MUST BE ROUGH IN YOUR HOUSE . $ 05 I 'M A MASS OF BRUISES . $ BLACK AND BLUE I AM ... $ 17 DO YOU THINK WE 'RE DOING THIS FOR FUN , BRUCE , YOUR MOT HER HAS SUFFERED , SUFFERED , YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH SHE 'S SUFFERED . $ 02 HE 'S NATURALLY THICK . $ 17 IF HE IS , I 'LL KILL HIM . $ 15 WHAT 'S THIS , DO YOU NOT THINK SPRING-HEELED JACK 'S ATT RACTED ENOUGH ATTENTION TO THE BLOCK . $ 07 IT 'S A GREAT STORY . $ THIS YOUNG MAN GAVE YOU NATIONWIDE COVERAGE . $ 15 WE DON'T WANT NATIONWIDE COVERAGE . $ 06 YOU 'LL HAVE THE TELEVISION BOYS HERE NEXT , MR. HENSMAN . $ 15 THAT 'S WHAT I 'M FRIGHTENED OF . $ AND EVERY OGLING MENACE THAT BRINGS WITH IT . $ 35 I THOUGHT WE SERVED YOU WELL , MR. HENSMAN . $ 15 A BIT SENSATIONAL . $ 34 SENSATIONAL . $ I 'VE HAD EVERY BLOKE AT WORK TAKING THE CHARLIE OUT OF ME . $ RIGHT NIT I FEEL . $ 35 NEVERTHELESS , YOU 'RE DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT . $ 17 I 'VE BEEN PRESSED INTO IT . $ 35 THE MEN ARE BEING FORCED TO TAKE ACTION AGAINST THEIR WIL L . $ 17 DON'T PUT WORDS INTO MY MOUTH , OR I 'LL PUT A FIST IN YO URS . $ 35 IS THIS AN OFFICIAL MOVE ? $ 10 IT IS OFFICIAL , IT WAS APPROVED BY THE TENANTS' MUTUAL P ROTECTION . $ 35 BUT DOES THE COUNCIL CHAMBER APPROVE ? $ 09 THEY DON'T HAVE TO APPROVE . $ THEY DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH SPRING-HEELED JACK . $ 15 DO WE HAVE TO HAVE ALL THE PHOTOGRAPHS ? $ 35 WE 'LL JUST USE ONE OF THEM . $ BUT HE LIKES TO USE A SERIES . $ 38 COME ON , GIVE US A SNAP FOR THE FRONT PAGE . $ 04 HI , MATEY , HERE ARE YOUR SPRINGING MEN , GET THEM IN . $ 34 I WON'T TELL YOU KIDS AGAIN , SHIFT . $ 35 WHERE DID YOU GET THAT MATERIAL FROM ? $ 15 WE 'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T PRINT THAT . $ 35 I 'D LIKE TO PRINT IT , IT 'S RELEVANT ... $ 15 MR. FOREMAN . $ 17 YES . $ 15 THE MATERIAL FOR THE FENCING . $ HE 'S ASKING ... $ 17 IT 'S ALL ABOVE BOARD , BUT DON'T PRINT IT . $ 35 I 'LL FIND OUT . $ 15 BETTER IF HE FOUND OUT FROM YOU . $ 17 I HAD PERMISSION , YOU UNDERSTAND THAT . $ I HAD PERMISSION , ONLY THERE 'S PEOPLE IT MIGHT AFFECT . $ 35 WHAT IS IT ? $ 17 IT 'S AEROFOIL FROM THE WING FLAP . $ 35 THAT 'S EXPENSIVE STUFF . $ 17 IT 'S SURPLUS . $ 35 IS IT OFFICIAL ? $ 17 IT 'S NOT REALLY OFFICIAL . $ I 'VE GOT FRIENDS BUT I WOULDN'T LIKE TO GET THEM INVOLVED . $ 07 YOU 'LL BE IN TROUBLE , MATE , IF A PHOTO APPEARS WITH HA LF A STRATEGIC WING FLAP ON IT . $ 17 I TELL YOU . $ IT 'S A SURPLUS ITEM , ONLY DON'T PHOTOGRAPH IT . $ 07 DO YOU WANT A WORD WITH THE WOMEN , THEY 'RE IN A BETTER FRAME OF MIND NOW . $ 17 WHAT 'S MR. OPENSHAW TRYING TO DO ? $ WE WANT TO KEEP THIS QUIET ... $ 15 I KNOW , I KNOW , BUT HE 'S WANDERING ABOUT LIKE THE BEAT LES PRESS AGENT . $ 17 MUFFLE HIM , CAN YOU NOT MUFFLE HIM ? $ 15 HOW CAN I MUFFLE HIM ? $ 21 I DON'T WANT ANY OF THIS METAL ON MY BALCONY . $ 17 IT ISN'T METAL , IT 'S AEROFOIL . $ 21 IT 'S METAL . $ I KNOW METAL WHEN I CUT MYSELF ON IT IN THE DARK . $ 20 YOU DON'T MIND , EVERETT . $ WE DON'T MIND . $ NOT REALLY YOU DON'T . $ 21 I DO MIND , THOUGH . $ YOU CAN TAKE YOUR CLIPPERS AND PLIERS SOMEWHERE ELSE . $ I 'M NOT HAVING THIS . $ 09 HE 'S GOT A CHEEK . $ LAYING DOWN THE LAW . $ 18 THE STRANGERS YOU BRING BACK . $ THAT 'S WHERE THE TROUBLE COMES FROM , STRANGERS . $ 19 THERE 'S TOO MANY PEOPLE HANGING ON TO FLATS WHO HAVE NO RIGHT TO THEM . $ 11 AND HAVING STRANGERS IN . $ 20 LET THEM PUT IT UP , EVERETT . $ IT 'S FOR THEIR OWN PEACE OF MIND . $ 21 I HAVE ENOUGH CAGING-IN ALL DAY AT WORK , I 'M NOT BEING CAGED IN AT HOME . $ IS THAT CLEAR . $ THIS PLACE WILL NOT HAVE ANY OF YOUR TIN UP . $ 17 YOU 'D DO NOTHING TO PROTECT THE WOMEN . $ 21 WHEN THE TIME COMES I 'LL DO MY SHARE OF PROTECTING , BUT I 'M NOT BEING LOCKED IN LIKE THIS , I TELL YOU , I 'M NOT HAVING IT . $ 15 THE TENANTS' MUTUAL PROTECTION COMMITTEE DECIDED WHICH WE RE THE STRATEGIC POINTS . $ #76 $ 21 THEN YOU 'D BETTER MEET TO DECIDE AGAIN . $ BECAUSE I 'M NOT HERE TO BE CAGED IN WITH THAT STUFF . $ 30 WHO 'S IN CHARGE HERE ? $ 15 NO ONE SINGLE PERSON . $ WE 'RE A BODY . $ 30 AS A BODY , HAVE YOU RECEIVED PLANNING PERMISSION FOR THI S ? $ 15 WE HAVEN'T RECEIVED IT BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T APPLIED FOR IT . $ 34 WHO ARE YOU , WHEN YOU 'RE NOT POKING YOUR NOSE IN . $ 30 I 'M FROM THE COUNCIL CHAMBERS . $ THERE IS NO RECORD OF PLANNING PERMISSION BEING GIVEN FOR TH IS MONSTROSITY ... $ 17 IF THAT 'S A MONSTROSITY SO IS THE BRITISH AEROPLANE INDU STRY ... $ 30 ANY ERECTION REQUIRES COUNCIL PERMISSION . $ 45 WE DON'T NEED COUNCIL PERMISSION , WE 'VE DECIDED . $ WE 'VE GIVEN OURSELVES PERMISSION . $ 30 IT CAN'T BE COUNTENANCED . $ 15 YOU 'VE READ IN THE PAPER WHAT 'S BEEN HAPPENING IN THIS BLOCK . $ 30 I 'VE READ THE PAPERS , BUT I ALSO HAPPEN TO KNOW THERE ' S A POLICE FORCE . $ 33 IT 'S ALRIGHT FOR YOU SITTING ON THE COUNCIL CHAMBERS , T HERE ARE NO SHOCKS THERE ; BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WE 'VE BE EN THROUGH HERE . $ 45 ASK HIM WHAT DEPARTMENT HE 'S FROM . $ IF HE CAN BE OFFICIAL , WE CAN BE OFFICIAL ... $ 15 WHAT DEPARTMENT ARE YOU FROM ? $ 30 ARCHITECTS . $ NAME 'S RUSSEL . $ 34 THAT 'S A LAUGH . $ YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WE 'VE LEARNED TO LIVE WITH THROUGH YOU . $ 45 THESE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MODEL FLATS ; BUT THERE WASN'T ENOUGH WARDROBE SPACE FOR A NUDIST COLONY . $ 45 AND TRY TO KNOCK A COAT PEG IN AND YOU MET SOLID CONCRETE . $ I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE BUT YOU EXPECT US TO TAKE A BATH SIDEWAYS ... $ 15 WE DON'T TAKE TO THE ARCHITECTS' DEPARTMENT HERE . $ WE 'VE SPENT TOO MUCH ON ALTERATIONS ... $ 30 I 'M SORRY , THAT CONTRAPTION IS OUT OF THE QUESTION . $ IT 'LL HAVE TO COME DOWN ... $ 38 HE 'S RIGHT , LADS , LET 'S HAVE IT DOWN , COME ON , THER E THE MAN HAS GIVEN THE ORDER ... $ IT 'S SORT OF OFFICIAL NOW . $ THE MAN SAID TAKE IT DOWN ... $ 33 YOU KIDS LEAVE IT ALONE , IT 'S SAYING UP . $ 21 I SAY , TAKE IT DOWN . $ 30 STOP . $ STOP . $ WE DON'T WANT IT PULLED DOWN . $ A SKILLED TEAM OF COUNCIL WORKMEN WILL COME AND DISMANTLE IT ... $ 38 PULL IT DOWN . $ YOU WANT IT DOWN . $ WE 'LL PULL IT DOWN ... $ 30 IT HAS TO BE DISMANTLED . $ BY A SKILLED TEAM OF COUNCIL WORKMEN ... $ 34 IF A TEAM OF COUNCIL WORKMEN COME , THEY 'LL MEET ME AT T HE BARRICADE ... $ 45 AND ME , BARE FIST FIGHTING THERE 'LL BE OVER THAT AEROFO IL ... $ 15 THIS IS THE TONE OF THIS BLOCK , WE 'VE HAD ENOUGH . $ WE 'VE MADE OUR DECISION AND EVERY TENANT PROTECTION SOCIETY IN THE COUNTRY WILL BACK US ... $ 30 ALRIGHT , THEN , IT 'S OUT IN THE OPEN . $ THE COUNCIL IS CONCERNED . $ AND THE MAYOR ... $ 33 YOU SEND YOUR COUNCIL WORKMEN ... $ 19 THEY 'LL HAVE TO GET THROUGH A CORDON OF WOMEN . $ 09 THE MEN HAVE TAKEN ACTION , THE WOMEN WILL TAKE ACTION .. . $ 30 IF YOU REFUSE TO CO-OPERATE YOU LEAVE ME WITH NO OPTION B UT TO REPORT THE MATTER BACK TO THE DEPUTY BOROUGH ARCHITECT . $ 15 WELL , I THINK THAT SHOWED HIM THE TONE OF THE BLOCK . $ LET HIM CREEP BACK TO THE COUNCIL CHAMBERS AND IF THEY PROTE ST WE 'LL ALL DEMAND ANOTHER POWER SOCKET ... $ SECURE THE BARRICADES ... $ 21 WELL , NOT MY BALCONY , YOU DON'T . $ 17 MR. HENSMAN , IT 'S GOING TO BE IN ALL THE PAPERS . $ 15 THAT 'S ALRIGHT , THE NATION WILL BE ON OUR SIDE . $ 17 BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW THE FIRM WOULD TAKE THE MISUSE OF IT S AEROFOIL , NOT THAT IT 'S TAKEN WITHOUT PERMISION . $ 15 THAT CAN'T BE HELPED NOW . $ 17 I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE IT DOWN . $ 34 TAKE IT DOWN , WHEN YOU WERE THE DESIGNER OF THE WHOLE PR OJECT ? $ 17 I CANNOT HAVE SLABS OF AEROFOIL ON EVERY FRONT PAGE OF TH E MORNING PRESS ; I 'M NOT SURE IT 'S OFF THE OFFICIAL SECRE TS LIST ... $ 15 YOU MIGHT HAVE MENTIONED THIS BEFORE ... $ 34 YOU WERE EAGER TO GET IT UP ... $ 38 RIGHT , LADS , LET 'S HAVE IT DOWN . $ 08 GOOD DAY ALL . $ BUSY ? $ 11 THEY 'VE LET HIM OUT . $ 17 THAT WAS A SHORT STATEMENT . $ 09 ARE YOU BACK , THEN ? $ 34 IS THIS THE WAY THEY DETAIN HIM FOR QUESTIONING ? $ 08 YOU 'D SHOP ME DOWN THE RIVER , WOULDN'T YOU ? $ ONE OF YOUR OWN SORT ? $ ME AND MY FAMILY HAVE LIVED HERE ALL OUR BLEEDING EXISTENCE , BUT YOU 'D KNOCK ME INTO THE NICK . $ 09 SHOULD HAVE KEPT YOU THERE . $ 34 DID YOU TALK YOUR WAY OUT OF IT . $ 19 THEY KEPT YOU LONG ENOUGH . $ 09 YOU DIDN'T HURRY BACK HOME . $ 16 THERE 'S NO SUCH THING AS JUSTICE ... $ 10 POOR OLD WOMAN DIED IN HERE , AND HE 'S LOOSE . $ 17 THEY SHOULD HAVE KEPT YOU IN FOR GOOD . $ 09 SHE DIED FOR NOTHING ... $ 09 NATURAL CAUSES . $ YOUR OLD LADY DIED OF . $ NATURAL CAUSES . $ 09 THAT 'S WHAT THEY SAY . $ 10 THEY ALWAYS COVER UP . $ 18 FRIGHT OFTEN LOOKS A NATURAL CAUSE ... $ 35 ARE THE POLICE SATISFIED THAT THE OLD WOMAN DIED OF NATUR AL CAUSES ? $ 08 DROPSY ? $ 35 HAVE YOU BEEN RELEASED AFTER MAKING A STATEMENT ? $ 08 DROPSY . $ 35 YOU MADE A STATEMENT ? $ WHERE THE POLICE SATISFIED ? $ 08 VERY SATISFIED ... $ I 'VE NEVER FROZEN A WOMAN TO DEATH IN MY LIFE . $ 35 SHE DID FREEZE , THEN ? $ 08 GET DOWN TO THE MORTUARY , MATE . $ SHE 'S ON THE SLAB NOW . $ AND I 'LL TELL YOU THIS . $ THAT OLD WOMAN CREPT INTO THIS YARD FOR HELP . $ THAT 'S WHAT . $ SHE 'S CREPT IN HERE FOR HELP FOR THE LAST TEN YEARS . $ AND A FAT LOT OF HELP SHE GOT . $ THEY 'D RATHER FEED CATS ... NOW PISS OFF ... $ 35 WHAT 'S THIS ? $ 08 GO ON , ASK HIM , ASK HIM ABOUT HIS SPRINGS . $ 35 WHAT ARE THESE SPRINGS ? $ 17 DID YOU TELL THE POLICE ? $ 08 THEY WERE VERY INTERESTED ... $ 35 WHAT ARE THEY ? $ 17 THEY 'RE W.C.I.T.F.V.S.'S SPRINGS , FOR WRIST STRENGTHENE RS , THE FIRM CONSENTS ... BUT IT 'S ALL UNOFFICIAL ... $ 08 YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM IT , MUSCLES ! $ LET 'S HAVE THE TRUTH ... $ 17 IT DOESN'T CONCERN THE BLOCK ... $ 08 IT CONCERNS EVERYBODY ... $ 17 I 'VE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE . $ EVERYBODY IN THE SPORTS AND WELFARE DEPARTMENT HAS A PAIR .. . $ 35 WHAT ARE THESE WRIST STRENGTHENERS ... $ 17 EXERCISERS . $ FEEL THAT GRIP ... $ 08 THEY 'RE THINGS EASILY ADAPTABLE TO THE FEET , WRIST STRE NGTHENERS ARE . $ CLIP THEM ON YOUR HEELS AND YOU 'RE WELL UP THE HIGH JUMP .. . $ 17 ARE YOU ACCUSING ME ? $ 08 WE 'RE ALL A BIT SUSPICIOUS ... $ 17 ARE YOU LISTENING TO HIM . $ I 'M ASKING ... IS THERE ANYBODY LISTENING TO HIM ... $ 15 COULD THESE THINGS BE CLIPPED ON THE HEELS ... $ 17 YES . $ IF YOU HAD THAT SORT OF MIND ... AND WE ALL KNOW WHO HAS THA T SORT OF MIND ... $ 08 I THINK SPRING-HEELED MIGHT BE FROM AMONG US ... $ 17 THIS IS ALL THEY ARE , LOOK , I HAD THEM DESIGNED BY A DR AUGHTSMAN , ALL ABOVE BOARD ... $ 08 THIS IS THE BRITISH AEROPLANE INDUSTRY . $ 17 AND WELDED IN THE WELDING SHOP , DON'T PHOTOGRAPH THEM , IT 'S LEGAL , BUT I WOULDN'T LIKE IT TO GET OUT ... $ #77 $ 35 I 'LL GO ALONG TO THE AERO WORKS AND HAVE A TALK WITH THE PARTS DIVISION AND SECURITY ... $ 17 I WOULDN'T DO THAT , IF YOU CAN HELP IT . $ 35 IT 'S PART OF MY JOB , IT 'LL BE NECESSARY . $ 08 WHAT 'S THE MATTER , MUSCLES ? $ LOST YOUR JOB , MUSCLES ? $ 17 YOU SEE WHAT 'S HAPPENED ? $ ONE THING LEADING TO ANOTHER . $ THAT 'S WHAT 'S HAPPENEND . $ YOU GET A DISTURBANCE AND IT STRIKES ALL THE WAY . $ LEAVE THEM UP , LEAVE THEM UP , I 'LL FACE THE MUSIC , BUT I WON'T BE INTIMIDATED ... LEAVE THEM UP ... $ 08 HI , BADGER ... $ 07 HELLO , LOP . $ 08 WE 'VE ALWAYS BEEN GOOD MATES , HAVEN'T WE ? $ 07 I LIKE TO FEEL THAT , LOP . $ 08 BUT YOU SHOPPED ME , DIDN'T YOU ? $ 07 I DIDN'T SHOP YOU , LOP . $ NOT ME , NOT A KID LIKE YOU . $ 08 YOU MUST HAVE DONE , DIDN'T YOU . $ SENT ME DOWN TO MAKE A BLEEDING STATEMENT . $ I 'M GOING TO GET YOU , BADGER . $ I 'M GOING TO BLOODY GET YOU . $ HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SHOPPING BLOKES , THAT 'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW , HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN AT IT ? $ 07 DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU 'RE TALKING ABOUT , LOP . $ 08 HOW MANY GOOD BOYS HAVE YOU SENT AWAY IN THE PAST . $ THERE 'S NOT MUCH YOU DON'T KNOW IS THERE , COME TO THINK OF IT . $ YOU 'VE GOT YOUR EAR TO THAT GARBAGE SHUTE THERE . $ NOT MUCH YOU DON'T KNOW , IS THERE , BOY ? $ 07 NOW LISTEN HERE , I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE LIKE INSIDE , EVER YBODYS GIT , AND I COULD HAVE YOU JUMPED ON ... $ 08 NOT NOW , BADGER , NOT NOW ... DO YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK ? $ I THINK SPRING-HEELED JACK COULD BE AFTER YOU , BADGER . $ AFTER YOU AND ALL THE CREEPS LIKE YOU . $ HE 'S A REVENGE MAN SPRING HEEL IS . $ HE WANTS SOMEBODY . $ I RECKON HE 'S LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY AND IT COULD BE YOU , BO Y ... $ 07 YOU DON'T WORRY ME . $ YOU 'VE STEPPED IN IT SO MANY TIMES I COULD SMELL YOU COMING ... $ 08 YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR SNIFTERS ON THEN , OPENSHAW . $ 33 WELL , SO MUCH FOR THE POLICE . $ THEY 'VE THROWN HIM BACK TO US ... $ 17 IF THEY 'VE THROWN HIM BACK TO US , WE KNOW HOW TO CATCH HIM ... $ 09 SECURE THE BARRICADES YOU MEN , NOW THAT YOU 'VE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING . $ DO IT . $ 18 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT , MR. OPENSHAW ? $ 07 I 'LL TELL YOU THIS . $ IF I HAD ANY DOUBTS BEFORE . $ I 'VE GOT NONE NOW . $ HE 'S BACK WITH A VENGEANCE . $ AND HE 'S IN ONE OF HIS MOODS ; YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HOLD HI M ; HE 'S LIKE HIS OLD MAN , A BLOODY BERSERKER . $ MY ADVICE IS GET IT UP , GET IT STRONG UP . $ BECAUSE WHEN HE 'S IN THIS MOOD , HE 'S RECKLESS ... $ 15 I DONHT THINK THERE 'S ANY POINT IN YOU HANGING ABOUT . $ IF YOU HANG ABOUT , YOU 'RE GOING TO AGGRAVATE THINGS . $ 35 I 'LL GET AFTER MY STORY . $ A GLIMPSE OF SPRING-HEELED JACK WOULD ROCK THE HEADLINES . $ 15 AND IT WOULD ROCK THIS BLOCK OF FLATS . $ NO . $ I DON'T AGREE . $ PLAY IT DOWN , IF WE ALL PLAY IT DOWN IT MIGHT PASS . $ AND WE DON'T NEED A PHOTOGRAPHER ... $ 29 THIS STORY NEEDS MORE THAN YOUR EYEWITNESS . $ IT 'S LIKE YOUR LOCH NESS , ISN'T IT ? $ 15 I DON'T MIND YOU LOOKING FOR NEWS , BUT DON'T TRY TO MAKE IT . $ MOVE AWAY AND LEAVE US IN PEACE . $ 07 YOU 'VE GOT A NERVE , WALKING OUT THIS TIME OF NIGHT . $ 25 I HAVE TO HAVE A NERVE . $ I 'M ON DUTY . $ 07 YOU OUGHT TO HAVE AN ESCORT , ON YOUR JOB ... $ 25 COULD ANYBODY HAVE GOT INTO MY FLAT , MR. OPENSHAW ... $ 07 OF COURSE SOMEBODY COULD GET INTO YOUR FLAT . $ ANYBODY WHO WANTED TO . $ THE VILLAINS COULD GET IN ANYWHERE ROUND HERE , IF THEY WANT ED TO ... WHEN WAS IT ? $ 25 I CAN'T BE CERTAIN . $ BUT THIS AFTERNOON WHEN I WAS SHOPPING . $ 07 WHAT DID THEY TAKE ? $ 25 NOTHING . $ 07 THEN IT 'S NOBODY I 'M THINKING OF . $ 25 THEY JUST MESSED ABOUT . $ 07 MESSED ABOUT ? $ 25 I CANNOT BE CERTAIN . $ BUT I HAD SOME TAPE RECORDINGS , THEY SEEM TO HAVE BEEN PLAY ED , BUT THEY WERE WIPED CLEAN ... $ 07 YOU WANT TO GET THAT REPORTED TO THE POLICE . $ 25 NO . $ I DON'T WANT TO . $ I 'VE CHECKED MY POSSESSIONS ... $ 07 BUT IT 'S A CLUE , IF IT 'S OUR MIDNIGHT JUMPER ... $ 25 THIS WAS IN THE DAY ... $ 07 STILL , WIPING TAPES , HE MIGHT BE MUSICAL BY DAY BUT NOT MECHANICAL , GOOD CLUE ... $ 25 YOU WON'T MENTION IT ? $ 07 NO . $ 25 PROMISE . $ 07 YES . $ 25 BUT YOU 'LL KEEP AN EYE OPEN ... $ 07 YES . $ 25 BUY YOURSELF A DRINK , MR. OPENSHAW ... $ 35 HAS SHE BEEN GOT AT BY SPRING-HEELED JACK ? $ 07 I DON'T DIVULGE TENANTS' SECRETS , YOU KNOW THAT , DON'T YOU MR. HENSMAN ? $ 15 I DO . $ 07 THEY TRUST ME HERE . $ I 'M LIKE A CLAM , LIKE THAT , TIGHT ... $ 15 WHAT IS IT ? $ 07 LOP HAS BEEN UP AT HER FLAT PLAYING TAPES AND DRINKING SH ERRY ... $ 15 HE STARTS QUICK , DOESN'T HE ? $ 07 COURSE HE STARTS QUICK . $ HE 'S NEUROTIC . $ NUTTY . $ 09 IS THAT YOU M MR. HENSMAN - MR. OPENSHAW . $ 15 REST IN PEACE , MRS. WARBURTON ... YOU CAN GO TO BED NOW . $ 29 GOOD EVENING . $ 09 ARE YOU A PHOTOGRAPHER FOR THE PRESS ? $ 29 YES . $ 09 MUST BE ADVENTUROUS , WHAT 'S IT LIKE ? $ 29 ROTTEN , STANDING ABOUT . $ NEVER WITH YOUR FAMILY . $ CALLED OUT ALL HOURS . $ 09 DO YOU DO FOOTBALL ? $ 29 YES , FIRST DIVISION . $ 09 OH , WHAT 'S IT LIKE SITTING BEHIND THE GOAL POST AT WEST HAM . $ 29 ROTTEN , ALL WEATHERS SITTING THERE ON YOUR CAMP STOOL . $ FIFTY THOUSAND IDIOTS WATCHING JIMMY GREAVES BUT NOBODY NOTI CING YOU UNTIL YOU GET CLOUTED BY THE BALL . $ 09 DO YOU GO TO PARTIES ? $ WITH THE STARS ? $ 29 YES . $ 09 OH , JIMMY SAVILLE AND THEM ? $ AT PARTIES ? $ 29 I 'VE MET ALL THEM . $ 09 IS IT LOVELY ? $ 29 ROTTEN . $ STANDING ABOUT IN YOUR WORKING CLOTHES . $ NOBODY GIVING YOU A DRINK OR ANYTHING . $ YOU 'RE EXPECTED TO SCOFF WHAT THEY 'VE LEFT AT THE END . $ 09 BEEN TO BUCKINGHAM PALACE , HAVE YOU ? $ A GARDEN PARTY ... $ 29 I 'VE BEEN THERE , AND ALL THE STATELY HOMES ... $ 09 WHAT 'S IT LIKE ? $ SUPER , EH ? $ 29 ROTTEN . $ IT 'S EITHER SWELTERING UNDER A MARQUEE OR BUCKETING DOWN IN THE OPEN ... $ 09 YOU LIKE THIS JOB , ALRIGHT , DON'T YOU ? $ AMONG US ? $ 29 ROTTEN , NO TEA OFFERED NOR NOTHING ... $ 09 I 'LL GET YOU ONE IN A MINUTE ... $ 29 IT 'S A BIT LATE NOW , LUV . $ 08 HELLO , LADS , WHERE ARE YOU GOING - CAN I COME ALONG ? $ 42 NOW WE 'VE GOT YOU . $ 08 YEAH . $ 01 YOU KNOW WHAT WE 'RE ON ABOUT . $ BLOODY POWDERS ... $ 08 YEAH , WAS I ABOVE RETAIL PRICE ? $ 01 SOME DRUGS ... $ 08 ASK ROG , THEY WERE AMPHETAMINES ... $ 01 AMPHETAMINES , WE 'VE HAD THE SHITS ALL NIGHT . $ 08 NOT MY FAULT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HARD STUFF . $ 46 HARD STUFF . $ POTASSIUM METABISULPHITE . $ GIVES YOU THE SHITS ... $ #78 $ 08 IT SAID AMPHETAMINES ON THE BOTTLE . $ COURSE IT WAS IN THE DARK . $ 42 YOU DIDN'T BREAK INTO ANY CHEMISTS SHOPS ... $ 08 I DID . $ 43 YOU BOUGHT IT OVER THE COUNTER . $ YOU CAN BUY IT TO CLEAN OUT BOTTLES . $ 08 AND MUGS , EH ? $ 42 GET HIM LADS ... $ 08 BLOODY COME ON , THEN . $ THIS WILL MAKE THE SIDES A BIT MORE EVEN . $ 42 THAT 'S NOT FAIR , THAT 'S AN OFFENSIVE WEAPON ... $ 08 I 'M ITCHING FOR IT ... $ 38 SCATTER ... $ 09 LET HIM GET ME . $ I 'M FINISHED . $ I CAN'T BEAR THE TENSION . $ LET HIM GET ME ... $ OH MY GOD , I KNEW HE WOULD COME TO ME ... $ 18 WHAT 'S HAPPENED ? $ WHAT 'S WRONG NOW ... $ 07 HE 'S BEEN SEEN . $ 09 WHERE 'S MY HUSBAND . $ WHERE 'S MY BLOODY STUPID HUSBAND . $ I 'LL KILL THE UNFEELING PIG ... $ 15 FETCH FRANK ... $ HE 'S BEEN SEEN . $ DEFINITE , FOR CERTAIN . $ JUMPING ABOUT ALL OVER THE YARD ... $ 17 WHERE WERE YOU ? $ 15 I WAS ON PATROL ... $ 17 HOW DID SHE SEE HIM ? $ 16 DON'T YOU START THAT . $ YOU DID ALL THAT WHEN I GOT MY SHOCK ... $ OH MY DEAR , COME ON , I KNOW JUST HOW YOU FEEL ... $ 34 WHAT 'S THE MATTER . $ WHAT 'S THE MATTER ... $ 15 IT 'S LIL , COME QUICK . $ LIKE A RIOT OUTSIDE , DUSTBINS GOING OVER , THE LOT . $ 10 HE 'S TRYING TO GET AT SOMEBODY . $ THAT 'S THE TOP AND BOTTOM . $ 15 QUIVERING , YOUR WIFE WAS ... $ 09 I HAD THAT SIXTH SENSE , HE WAS TRYING TO GET AT SOMEBODY ... $ 07 SHE SAW HIM . $ 09 I SAW HIM . $ I DID , I DID . $ 21 WHAT 'S THE CONGREGATION NOW ? $ WE OUGHT TO HAVE FLOOD LIGHTS INSTALLED IN THIS BLOODY YARD . $ WE COULD PLAY FOOTBALL MATCHES ... $ 15 HE 'S JUMPED AGAIN ... THIS WOMAN IS PETRIFIED . $ SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD NOW IF SHE HADN'T HAVE NERVES OF IR ON ... $ 34 WHAT 'LL WE DO NOW ? $ 15 WE 'VE GOT TO DO SOMTHING . $ NOT JUST STAND HERE . $ THIS JOKER HAS GOT TO REALISE HE CAN'T RUN WILD . $ HE 'S MADE IT OBVIOUS THAT HE 'S GOING TO JUMP AND KEEP ON J UMPING , SO WE HAVE TO MAKE IT OBVIOUS THAT WE 'RE GOING TO STOP HIM ... $ 17 WHAT SHALL WE DO ? $ 15 WE 'LL HAVE A MEETING OF THE TENANTS' MUTUAL ... TOMORROW EVENING . $ 15 IF THIS MANIAC WILL JUMP , HE COULD MURDER , ARE WE ALL A GREED THAT WE CALL A MEETING TOMORROW ? $ 38 YES . $ WE ARE AGREED . $ YES ... $ CALL IT ... $ 17 SEVEN O'CLOCK ... $ 50 SEVEN ... $ 15 RIGHT , THEN ... SEVEN IT IS ... $ WHAT 'S ALL THIS ? $ 41 WE GIVE CHASE , DIDN'T WE ? $ WE GIVE BLOODY CHASE ... $ 17 DID YOU SEE WHO IT WAS ? $ 01 YOUR FELLER , YOUR SPRING-HEELED FELLER ... $ 15 WHEN WOULD YOU GO CHASING AFTER SPRING-HEELED JACK ? $ 01 WHEN HE 'S ON OUR AREA . $ THAT 'S WHEN . $ WHEN HE 'S ON OUR AREA ... $ 18 AND HE WAS HERE ? $ 01 YEAH , WE GAVE CHASE , BUT HE WAS TOO FAST FOR US ... COM E ON , LADS , DISPERSE ... $ 15 NOT SO FAST , NOT SO FAST ... $ 01 IT 'S GOT TO BE FAST , MR. HENSMAN ... $ 18 THEY 'VE BEEN FRIGHTENED . $ 15 IT LOOKED LIKE THAT TO ME . $ 18 THEY WERE KEEN TO BE OFF . $ 15 THEN IF THEY 'VE HAD A FRIGHT WE 'RE UP AGAINST IT . $ WE 'RE REALLY UP AGAINST IT . $ MEETING TOMORROW , DEFINITE , NOW GET TO YOUR HOMES ... $ 01 WHEN 'S THE MEETING , THEN ? $ 03 WHERE IS YOUR BIG GET TOGETHER ... $ 15 I WISH WE COULD HOLD IT INDOORS . $ AWAY FROM THIS ... $ 02 GET ON YOUR BOX , THEN , BADGER . $ 15 CAN WE NOT HOLD IT INDOORS , OR THIS LOT WILL HECKLE ALL THE WAY THROUGH ... $ 07 WE CAN'T HOLD IT INDOORS . $ 15 THE ACOUSTICS HERE ARE SOMETHING DREADFUL . $ 07 THAT 'S BECAUSE YOU 'VE GOT A THIN VOICE ... $ 04 HAVE YOU GOT YOUR POLICY MAPPED OUT , THEN ? $ 06 WHERE 'S U THANT ? $ 15 CAN WE NOT HOLD IT IN THE YOUTH CLUB ? $ 07 HOW CAN WE HOLD IT IN THE YOUTH CLUB ? $ ONCE WE OPEN THAT YOUTH CLUB THEM YOUTHS HAVE A RIGHT TO BE IN THERE ... $ 15 THAT 'S TRUE ... $ 07 AS LONG AS THAT DOOR 'S BARRICADED AND WE CAN'T FIND A SK INHEAD IMPERVIOUS YOUTH LEADER WE HAVE NO YOUTH CLUB . $ OPEN IT UP AND THEY 'RE ALL IN . $ 15 ALRIGHT , IT 'LL HAVE TO BE OUT HERE ... $ 09 MR. HENSMAN , WHEN WE STARTING ? $ 15 SOON , SOON . $ 10 WE 'VE BEEN DISCUSSING IT TODAY , WE HAVE IDEAS AMONG OUR SELVES . $ 15 WE 'LL HAVE THEM ALL ON THE PLATFORM . $ 11 WE CAN GIVE YOU A PLAN OF ACTION , IF YOU 'LL STICK TO IT . $ IF THE MEN WILL STAND BY US ... $ 15 THE MEN WILL STAND BY ... $ 09 CAN WE GET STARTED ? $ 15 WE 'LL WAIT TILL SEVEN . $ 07 DON'T YOU READ THE PAPERS ? $ 24 I READ THE PAPERS ... $ 15 THIS BLOCK HAS INTERNAL TROUBLES ; DON'T YOU THINK YOU SH OULD DO YOUR BRUSH SELLING ELSEWHERE ... $ 24 I 'M NOT BRUSH SELLING . $ I MAKE FRIENDS IN MY PROFESSION . $ I HAVE A FRIENDLY VISIT ... $ 07 YOU 'RE SELLING BRUSHES ... $ 24 SEARCH ME , YOU 'LL NOT FIND A TOOTHBRUSH ... $ 07 WELL YOU BETTER NOT ... THE WOMEN HAVE ENOUGH ANXIETIES A ROUND HERE WITHOUT HAVING THE SWEAT OF SELECTING A BRUSH ... $ 24 I WON'T TROUBLE THEM . $ THIS IS A PRIVATE CALL . $ 34 HAVE YOU STARTED ? $ 33 WE 'RE WAITING FOR YOU . $ 34 ARE YOU READY TO START ? $ 09 OF COURSE WE 'RE READY TO START , WE WANTED TO HEAR YOUR WORDS OF WISDOM ON IT ... $ 34 I 'LL CHANGE MY JACKET ... $ 15 THERE 'S NO NEED TO CHANGE YOUR JACKET ... $ 34 I 'M NOT TAKING PART IN A PUBLIC FORUM IN MY GAS UNIFORM , IT WOULDN'T BE RIGHT ... $ 07 EVERETT IS WEARING HIS BUS DRIVER'S UNIFORM . $ 34 THAT 'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US AND THEM , ISN'T IT ? $ 15 TENANTS . $ WE 'RE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO MAKE A DECISION . $ THE EYES OF THE WORLD ARE ON THIS BLOCK . $ THIS BLOCK HAS BEEN SUBJECTED TO A STRAIN , AND A TERROR , W HICH WE CANNOT AS NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS WITH A SENSE OF PRIDE PUT UP WITH . $ WE 'RE HERE TODAY TO DECIDE ON AN ACTION . $ A CLEAR CUT POLICY . $ A DECISIVE PROGRAMME ... $ HAS ANYBODY ANYTHING TO SAY ... $ MR. FOREMAN , I KNOW THAT YOU ARE CONCERNED ... $ 17 I AM CONCERNED , AND WHY AM I CONCERNED ? $ BECAUSE ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER ... $ THERE IS UPROAR AT THE AERO-WORKS . $ #79 $ OVER THE PAST TWENTY FOUR HOURS THE SPORTS PAVILION HAS BEEN ENTERED . $ W.C.I.T.F.V.S.'S SPRINGS ARE MISSING OFF THE WRIST STRENGTHE NERS , THE ROWING MACHINE AND THE STATIONARY CYCLE HAS BEEN STRIPPED OF ITS SPRINGS . $ 15 SO WE CAN EXPECT A REAL OUTBREAK . $ 17 WITH THAT SORT OF EQUIPMENT YOU COULD MAKE THE BRITISH IN FANTRY AIRBORNE ... $ 11 WE ALL KNOW WHO IT IS , WE KNOW WHO IT IS NOW . $ 09 WHY DON'T YOU MEN GO AND GET HIM . $ 15 WE DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS . $ WE 'RE NOT GOING TO LET THE WORLD SAY THAT ALLAMEIN MANSIONS ACCUSED AN INNOCENT MAN . $ 34 INNOCENT , INNOCENT , HE HS NEVER BEEN INNOCENT SINCE HE WAS A BABE ... $ 15 WE CANNOT GO ON BLAMING THE LAD LIKE THAT . $ ANY MORE SUGGESTIONS . $ 18 I SUGGEST WE OPEN UP THE YOUTH CLUB . $ 16 NO . $ OH NO . $ WE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT . $ 18 I KNOW WE HAD TROUBLE . $ I KNOW IT . $ BUT WE KNEW WHERE THE TROUBLE WAS COMING FROM . $ NOW WE DON'T KNOW WHERE IT 'S COMING FROM ... $ 22 I SUPPORT THAT . $ I USED TO KNOW WHERE THE TROUBLE WAS COMMING FROM ... $ 07 YOU ALSO SOLD HOT DOGS ON THESE PREMISES ... $ 22 WHEN THE KIDS ARE TOGETHER , THEY 'RE TOGETHER , BUT NOW , TROUBLE COMES OUT OF THE DARK ... $ 16 HAVE YOU HAD TROUBLE , MR. BONELLI . $ 22 I 'VE HAD TROUBLE . $ NOT THE KIDS FAULT . $ THEY JUST WANT THEIR YOUTH CLUB OPEN AND I SUPPORT THAT ... $ 18 SPRING-HEELED JACK WOULDN'T USE THE YOUTH CLUB ANYWAY . $ 09 HE 'S TOO OLD ... $ 15 WE 'RE ACCUSING AGAIN . $ I BRING THIS MEETING TO ORDER . $ WE CAN'T GO ON ACCUSING LIKE THAT . $ WELL , WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO . $ 34 FETCH THE POLICE . $ IT 'S THEIR JOB . $ 15 IS THERE ANY ACTION WE CAN TAKE ... $ 21 WHAT 'S ALL THIS ACTION STUFF . $ HE HASN'T HARMED ANYBODY , OR BROKEN IN ... $ 07 NOW YOU COULD BE WRONG THERE . $ HE HAS BROKEN IN ... A FLAT IN THIS BLOCK , I PROMISED I WOU LDN'T NAME NAMES , BUT HE 'S BROKEN IN , HELPED HIMSELF TO S HERRY , LISTENED TO TAPE RECORDINGS . $ HE WIPED HIS FEET ON HER SHEETS WHILE SHE WAS ON THE NIGHT S HIFT AT THE HOSPITAL . $ 16 HE 'S WOMAN MAD . $ THAT 'S THE HORRIBLE PART . $ HE 'S WOMAN MAD . $ 21 THAT 'S THE POINT . $ ONLY THE WOMEN HAVE SEEN HIM . $ I 'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN A MAN SEES HIM . $ 20 EVERETT , HE 'S BEEN SEEN BY TOO MANY PEOPLE TO BE DOUBTE D ... $ 21 IF THE WOMEN IN THIS BLOCK WENT TO SLEEP CONTENTED THEY W OULDN'T NEED TO SEE ANYTHING ... HAVE YOU SEEN HIM , RUTHIE ? $ 20 NO . $ NO . $ BUT I WOULDN'T DENY IT . $ I CAN , SORT OF IMAGINE IT . $ DON'T DESPISE THE UNKNOWN ... $ 21 DESPISE THE UNKNOWN . $ HE AIN'T UNKNOWN . $ HE 'S A FIGMENT OF THE IMAGINATION AT THE BEST ; AND ONE OF THE KIDS AT THE WORST ... $ I 'LL BELIEVE IN HIM WHEN A MAN SEES HIM . $ 07 ARE YOU ON LEAVE , SOLDIER ? $ 31 BLOODY WAS MATE . $ EIGHT HOURS AGO . $ 34 BEEN DEMOBBED THEN ? $ 31 HAVE I HELL . $ 15 IT 'S GOOD TO SEE YOU BACK , LAD ; A UNIFORM IN THIS BLOC K IS WHAT WE NEED . $ 07 WHAT YOU BACK FOR THEN , GRAHAM ? $ SPOT OF LEAVE IS IT ? $ 31 LEAVE . $ URGENT COMPASSIONATE LEAVE . $ THIS SPRING-HEELED JOKER , MY C.O. CALLED ME IN . $ 15 YOU HEARD , THEN ? $ 31 HEARD ? $ THE GERMAN PRESS IS FULL OF IT . $ THE KRAUTS ARE CHATTING ABOUT IT . $ SPRING-HEELED JACK IS A CRAZE ON THE RHINE . $ MY C.O. IS CONCERNED . $ HE 'S MAKING THE BRITISH ARMY THE LAUGHING STOCK OF EUROPE . $ ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT ? $ THAT 'S WHAT THE LADS OVER THERE WANT TO KNOW . $ 15 OF COURSE WE 'RE DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT . $ WE 'RE MEETING TO DECIDE NOW . $ 31 YOU DON'T NEED A MEETING . $ YOU NEED ACTION . $ 15 THIS IS ACTION , WE ARE DECIDING IN A DEMOCRATIC WAY . $ 31 DEMOCRATIC WAY . $ MY WIFE IS TERRIFIED , SITTING UP IN HER LONELY FLAT . $ THIS JOKER IS A SEXUAL MANIAC , CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT ? $ MY WIFE IS UP THERE TERRIFIED AND NOT ONE OF YOU WILL COMFOR T HER WHILE I 'M GONE ... $ 31 YOU 'D THINK YOU PEOPLE WOULD GIVE HER SOME COMFORT IN HE R SOLICITUDE . $ HOW MANY WOMEN ARE THERE LIKE HER ? $ TERRIFIED ? $ LONELY ? $ WONDERING WHO 'LL SPRING IN THE NIGHT ? $ WELL , I 'M BACK , WE 'LL HAVE ACTION ... $ 07 YOU HAVE A NERVE ... $ 24 IT 'S A SIXTH SENSE . $ 07 YOU BETTER CLEAR OFF BEFORE YOU ARE LYNCHED ... $ 24 NO RUSH . $ THE MAN IN HASTE GETS CHASED ... $ 15 WHY DON'T YOU GO TO BED AND KEEP OUT OF TROUBLE ? $ 08 WHY DON'T YOU GO TO BED AND HOPE THERE 'S NO TROUBLE ? $ 08 HI , EVERETT . $ 21 HI , LOP . $ 08 YOU GOING UP ? $ 21 YEAH . $ WE HAVE A BOTTLE OF THAT ROUGE PORTUGAL STUFF . $ 08 I 'M A BEER MAN MYSELF ... $ HI , RUTHIE ... $ 21 YOU NEVER REALLY GOT TO KNOW RUTHIE , DID YOU ? $ 08 FOLKS LIKE ME AND RUTHIE STRIKE UP AN ACQUAINTANCE QUICK ... $ 21 YOU 'VE GOT TO , HAVEN'T YOU ? $ 08 YEAH . $ 21 ME AND LOP WERE AT SCHOOL TOGETHER . $ 20 BET YOU TOOK SOME HOLDING . $ 08 I WAS GOING TO BE HIS MANAGER . $ 20 MANAGER ? $ 08 BOXING ... $ I TOOK HIM TO THE ABA SOUTHERN FINALS . $ 21 YOU TOOK ME . $ I LIKE THAT . $ WELL , I STOOD IN YOUR CORNER WITH THE BOTTLE AND SPONGE ... YOU SHOULD HAVE STUCK AT IT . $ 21 I GREW OUT OF IT , DIDN'T I ? $ 08 YOU SHOULD HAVE STUCK AT IT . $ ANOTHER FEW YEARS AND WE 'D BOTH HAVE BEEN RICH ... $ 21 OTHER INTERESTS ... $ 08 EVERETT , YOU SHOULD HAVE COME FORWARD OVER THOSE BARRICA DES ... $ 21 I KNOW . $ I ADMIT THAT ... $ 20 IT WAS MY FAULT , LOP . $ I WANTED HIM TO KEEP PLEASANT WITH THE BLOCK ... $ 21 SHE WANTS TO BE APPROVED OF ... $ 20 IT 'S NOT EASY , EVERETT . $ BEING LIKE THIS AMONG MARRIED WOMEN . $ COURSE I WANT TO BE APPROVED OF . $ IT 'S NOT YOU WHO HAS TO SIT IN THE LAUNDRETTE WITH THEM ... $ 08 I 'LL GO TO THE LAUNDRETTE WITH YOU IF YOU GET LONELY IN THERE . $ I LIKE THE LAUNDRETTE ... BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE COME FORWARD E VERETT . $ 21 SURE . $ IN A DAY OR TWO , EH ? $ WHEN THEY 'VE GOT OVER THEIR PANIC . $ ME AND YOU ... $ 08 IS THAT RIGHT ? $ 21 YEAH , ME AND YOU ... $ 08 IN BROAD DAYLIGHT ? $ 21 IN BROAD DAYLIGHT . $ I CAN BORROW SOME REAL STRONG TIN CUTTERS AND WE 'LL HAVE TH EM DOWN ... $ 08 THAT 'S GREAT . $ 21 SAY , LOP . $ 08 YEAH . $ 21 THERE 'S A RUMOUR GOING ROUND YOU BROKE INTO THE SPORTS P AVILION FOR THEM DAMNED SPRINGS . $ DID YOU ? $ 08 THERE 'S LOTS OF RUMOURS , EVERETT ... $ 21 FOOL THING TO DO ... $ 08 I COULD NEVER RESIST A GOOD SPORTS SHED ... ME AND YOU GO T MANY A GOOD CRICKET BAT FROM SCHOOL ... $ 21 THAT WAS WHEN WE WERE KIDS , LOP ... $ 08 GOOD FUN THOUGH , EH ? $ 21 YEAH . $ IT WAS FUN THEN ... $ 20 LOOK AT THE KIDS , DON'T THEY LOOK NICE . $ GO ON , ASK THEM UP , EVERETT ; GO ON , WE 'LL HAVE A NICE H OUR ... $ 08 HE 'S GOT A NICE BUILD ON HIM , EVERETT . $ GET HIM OUT OF THOSE BOOTS AND HE MIGHT HAVE SOME FOOTWORK . .. $ #80 $ 21 THINK I DON'T TRY TO TELL HIM THAT ? $ HI , RITA , TWANKIE , HOW ABOUT COMING UP TO THE FLAT FOR AN HOUR ? $ WE HAVE A BOTTLE ... $ HOW ABOUT THAT , EH ? $ WE 'LL LISTEN TO SOME TAPES ... $ 20 COME ON , KIDS ; WE 'LL PUT ON A BACON SANDWICH , AND MAK E A NIGHT OF IT ... WANT TO COME UP , LOP ? $ 08 YOU SERIOUS ? $ 20 YEAH . $ WE 'VE GOT SOME GOOD TAPES ... $ 08 I 'VE BEEN UP EVERETT'S PAD BEFORE . $ IN THE OLD DAYS . $ HAVEN'T I , EVERETT ? $ 21 SURE . $ YOU KIDS COMING UP ? $ 14 I WOULD , BUT I HAVE TO BE IN , MY MA , YOU KNOW THAT ... $ 21 NO PROBLEM . $ 14 BIG PROBLEM ... SHE WON'T LISTEN . $ 21 NO PROBLEM , WE 'LL ASK , WE 'LL MAKE HER LISTEN ... $ 10 RITA ... $ 14 STOP SCREAMING , MOTHER ... $ 10 I HAVE A RIGHT TO SCREAM . $ THE WORRYING I 'VE DONE OVER YOU . $ COME ON UP HERE .. $ 21 HI , MRS. BOWMAN , CAN RITA COME UP TO THE FLAT WITH TWAN KIE . $ JUST FOR A DRINK . $ HER AND TWANKIE . $ 08 JUST THE FIVE OF US ... $ 10 I 'M DAMNED SURE SHE CAN'T . $ SHE 'S ENOUGH TROUBLE WITHOUT DRINKING ... $ 21 WE 'LL PUT A LEMONADE IN THERE , HONESTLY , NO KICK AT AL L . $ JUST TO PLAY SOME TAPES ... $ 10 I 'M NOT HAVING ANY OF YOUR TAPE PLAYING . $ RITA , GET UP HERE MY GIRL OR I 'LL HAVE THE PROBATION MAN I N ... $ 21 WHAT ARE YOU FRIGHTENED OF , WOMAN ? $ COME ON . $ OUT WITH IT . $ WHAT 'S THE TROUBLE ? $ 10 I KNOW WHAT THE TROUBLE IS . $ AND DON'T SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT ... $ 21 I 'LL SPEAK TO YOU THE WAY I 'LL SPEAK TO ANYBODY ... $ 10 THAT TALK MIGHT BE ALRIGHT FOR THE BUSES ... $ 21 IT 'S ALRIGHT FOR RIGHT HERE . $ I WANT A PLAIN ANSWER . $ 10 I 'LL GIVE YOU A PLAIN ANSWER . $ YOU LOT ARE ALRIGHT WHEN YOU 'RE GETTING YOUR OWN WAY BUT WH EN YOU 'RE CROSSED , WHY , THEN YOU 'RE VICIOUS ... $ 21 WHO 'S US LOT ? $ 20 COME ON . $ COME AWAY , EVERETT ... $ 21 I WANT AN ANSWER TO THAT ONE . $ I WANT TO KNOW WHO ' US LOT ' IS . $ I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT , ' US LOT ' . $ 13 SHUT UP WILL YOU , EVERETT ? $ 21 YOU TELLING ME TO SHUT UP ? $ DID YOU HEAR THAT OLD COW ? $ WHO 'S US LOT YOU LOUSY BAG , SEND YOUR HUSBAND DOWN HERE SE E IF HE WOULD SAY IT ... $ 14 I BETTER GO UP , EVERETT . $ I WOULD HAVE COME TO YOUR PLACE , HONEST . $ SEE YA , TWANKIE . $ 13 YOU GO UP HOME ... $ 21 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU 'RE GOING ? $ 13 OUT . $ 21 LET ME GIVE YOU A TIP . $ STAY OUT . $ 08 ARE WE STILL GOING UP ? $ LISTEN TO A TAPE ... $ 21 AW , I 'M IN NO MOOD , LOP ... $ 08 WELL , ANOTHER NIGHT . $ 15 THERE 'S AN AWFUL LOT OF NOISE BEEN GOING ON FOR A BLOCK WITH NERVES LIKE OURS ... $ 21 YEAH , THEY 'RE ALL ON EDGE WITH A BIT OF NOISE ... SEE Y OU , LOP ... $ 20 GOODNIGHT , LOP ... $ 08 ANOTHER NIGHT ... $ I 'LL BRING THAT STUFF ... $ 15 YOU 'VE MADE FRIENDS . $ 08 IS THAT WRONG . $ IS THAT WRONG . $ ME MAKING FRIENDS ? $ 15 NO , I 'M JUST SAYING . $ I 'M GOING UP NOW , BUT THERE 'S MEN ON DUTY ... $ 08 HI , ROG . $ 27 HI , LOP . $ 08 GOT A SMOKE ? $ 27 I 'VE GOT A STRAIGHT . $ 08 I MEANT A STRAIGHT . $ 08 YOU BEEN WORKING ? $ 27 GOT A LITTLE POST . $ 08 DOING WHAT ? $ 27 BEHIND THE BAR . $ 08 BRAIN DRAIN , ISN'T IT ? $ 27 IT BRINGS THE BREAD . $ 08 BUT YOU COULD HAVE BEEN EDUCATED . $ QUALIFIED . $ 27 THAT 'S WHAT SCREWED ME UP . $ 08 WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO BE QUALIFIED ? $ GET A JOB ? $ GET A GOOD NUMBER ? $ I 'D LIKE TO BE QUALIFIED . $ 27 AT WHAT ? $ 08 DUNNO . $ 27 THAT 'S THE FEELING . $ DON'T THEY TEACH YOU ANYTHING INSIDE ? $ 08 BIT OF BLOODY WOODWORK WHEN WE WERE KIDS , AND GARDENING , YOU GOT A LOT OF GARDENING . $ 27 I MEAN THE OTHER FELLERS . $ THEY 'RE ALL SPECIALISTS , AREN'T THEY ? $ 08 THAT 'S NOT QUALIFIED , MATE . $ THE REAL TOP BOYS , THEY 'RE BORN WITH IT ; IT 'S NOTHING YO U CAN LEARN , BORN WITH IT . $ LIKE A SAFE CRACKER , ANY OF THEM , NATURAL INSTINCT . $ YOU DON'T GET THAT SORT OF THING AT NIGHTSCHOOLS . $ 27 THAT 'S THE WAY TO BE , BORN WITH IT . $ 08 WHAT ABOUT YOU ? $ I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING PLACES ... $ 27 I HAVEN'T FOUND THE PLACE TO GO . $ 08 WHAT ABOUT NOTTINGHAM UNIVERSITY ? $ 27 IT WAS ALL A DRAG . $ I JUST PUT DOWN THE SYSTEM . $ IT JUST SCREWED ME UP ; SO I WENT OUT . $ I JUST HAD TO REACH OUT FOR SOMETHING . $ 08 LISTEN , THAT 'S THE FEELING I HAD . $ I MADE A MISTAKE COMING BACK HERE . $ WHEN I WAS INSIDE , I THOUGHT , ' WHEN I GET OUT , I 'LL REA CH OUT FOR SOMETHING . $ I WON'T GO BACK TO MY GRAN'S FLAT . $ I 'LL JUST MAKE FOR SOMEWHERE ELSE AND REACH OUT . ' $ BUT WHEN I COME OUT , I CAME BACK TO MY GRAN'S FLAT . $ 27 YOU SHOULD HAVE BY-PASSED IT ... $ 08 WHEN ARE YOU PLANNING TO GO TO MARRAKESH AGAIN ? $ 27 I HAVEN'T PLANNED . $ I 'M NOT A GREAT PLANNER . $ WHEN I GET IT TOGETHER , THEN I MIGHT GO , MARRAKESH ANY PLA CE SO LONG AS IT ISN'T THE LIVING DEATH OF THIS BLOCK . $ 08 PERHAPS I 'D BETTER GET DOWN THERE MYSELF . $ 27 IT 'S WHERE YOUR HEAD 'S AT , LOP . $ 08 DO YOU HAVE TO BE INOCULATED AND ALL THAT ? $ 27 YOU 'VE GOT TO GO THROUGH ALL THAT . $ 08 WHERE DO YOU CATCH THE BOAT FROM ? $ 27 ALMERIA . $ 08 I THOUGHT IT WAS DOVER . $ 27 YOU CROSS TWICE . $ 08 THAT 'S WHERE I WENT WRONG . $ CHRIST , I 'D LIKE TO GO TO MARRAKESH . $ WHAT ARE THE WOMEN LIKE ? $ 27 YOU CAN'T GET THE LOCAL WOMEN . $ LIKE , IT 'S A CUSTOM , A GIRL ISN'T ALLOWED TO MARRY UNLESS SHE 'S A VIRGIN . $ 08 WHAT A CUSTOM . $ WHAT DO THE BLOKES DO FOR A BIT ? $ 27 THEY SORT OF GET IT AWAY WITH EACH OTHER . $ AND BOYS . $ 08 QUEERS ? $ 27 THAT 'S NOT THEIR LABEL . $ IT 'S JUST THEIR THING . $ THEIR LIFE STYLE . $ 08 I SEE . $ WELL , I DON'T SEE . $ BUNCH OF BLOODY ARABS . $ I 'VE SEEN A BIT OF THAT INSIDE YOU KNOW . $ SMALL WORLD , ISN'T IT ? $ WHEN A BLOKE GETS DESPERATE . $ YOU MUST HAVE TO BE BLOODY DESPERATE IN THE DESERT . $ FUNNY WORLD . $ 27 THAT 'S RIGHT . $ IF YOU JUST EXTEND YOUR BOUNDARIES THE INHIBITIONS THEY FALL DOWN ... $ 08 WELL ARE WE GOING TO EXTEND DOWN TO MARRAKESH , ROG ? $ 27 EVERY MAN HAS HIS OWN LIMITS , LOP . $ YOU GO YOUR ROAD . $ 08 NO . $ NONE OF THAT STUFF . $ ARE WE GOING TO GO TO MARRAKESH ? $ ME AND YOU . $ YOU SEE TO THE PAPERWORK AND I 'LL EARN SOME BREAD ... $ 27 I DON'T MAKE PLANS , LOP . $ LIKE I TOLD YOU . $ 08 YOU MAKE PLANS TO GO UP TO YOUR MATE'S PAD THOUGH , DON'T YOU ? $ YOU GOT A PLAN ALRIGHT , WHEN IT SUITS YORSELF . $ ALRIGHT , BOY , I 'M VERY INDIVIDUAL MYSELF ... WHEN I GO , I GO ... $ 08 WHOA , WHAT 'S THE RUSH ? $ WHAT YOU OUT OF BREATH FOR ? $ WHAT 'S THIS ? $ WOUNDED ? $ BEEN RUNNING FROM A BARBER ? $ 12 BEEN IN A RIOT . $ 08 WHO YOU KIDDING , BOY ? $ YOUR MA WILL END THAT RIOT SCAR . $ 12 GET OFF , WE 'VE BEEN IN A RIGHT TUSSLE WITH A WILD PACK . $ #81 08 WHO ARE YOU KIDDING , BRUCE ? $ WHAT SORT OF SKINHEAD ARE YOU ? $ PACK IT IN WILL YOU ? $ IT 'S PAINFUL TO WATCH MAN ... LET YOUR HAIR GROW LONG AND W E 'LL ALL LOVE YOU AGAIN ... $ 12 THEY BROUGHT IN THEIR HEAVIES ; OTHERWISE WE 'D NEVER HAV E DISPERSED ... $ 08 GIVE IT UP , BRUCE . $ YOU 'RE FOOLING NOBODY . $ DO YOUR OWN THING , JOIN ME . $ BE A HELL'S ANGEL ... $ 12 DON'T WANT TO ... $ 08 WELL , WE 'LL NOT BE HELL'S ANGELS . $ BUT I COULD SAVE UP FOR A BIKE . $ ME AND YOU , EH BRUCE ? $ EASY RIDING ? $ 12 I WANT TO GO IN . $ GET MY WOUND SEEN TO ... $ 08 YOU 'RE NOT BLEEDING TO DEATH . $ HOW ABOUT IT , BRUCE . $ IF YOU 'RE FRIGHTENED OF YOUR SKIN MATES' REVENGE I 'LL LOOK AFTER YOU TILL I GET MY NORTON 750 ... $ 17 BRUCE . $ GET AWAY FROM HIM ... YOU 'RE BLEEDING . $ HAS HE HIT YOU ? $ 12 NO . $ HE HASN'T HIT ME ... $ 17 GET IN THE HOUSE , TO YOUR MOTHER ... $ 08 WE 'RE GOOD MATES . $ ME AND BRUCE ... $ 17 HE 'S TOO YOUNG , LEAVE HIM . $ LEAVE HIM ALONE ... $ 08 WHAT ARE YOU FRIGHTENED OF MUSCLES ? $ WHAT ARE YOU FRIGHTENED OF ? $ 17 NOT YOU . $ THAT 'S FOR CERTAIN ... $ 08 YOU 'RE OVER-PROTECTIVE , MATE . $ THAT 'S WHAT YOU ARE . $ OVER-PROTECTIVE ... $ 17 I HAVE TO BE . $ WITH SOME PEOPLE AROUND ... $ 34 DON'T YOU START FIGHTING . $ HE 'S ARMED ... $ 08 HE 'S ARMED ALL THE TIME . $ 17 THINGS HAVE HAPPENED IN THIS BLOCK . $ THEY 'VE HAPPENED TO EVERYBODY ; BUT TO ME AND MY FAMILY MOS T OF ALL . $ YOU 'RE NOT GOING TO HARM THEM . $ I 'LL SEE TO THAT , YOU 'RE NOT GOING TO HARM THEM . $ 17 I 'M PATROLLING HERE TO STOP YOU , AND I 'M GOING TO STOP YOU , AND YOUR FILTHY CAPERS . $ 08 YOU 'RE LOSING SLEEP ... $ 35 THIS IS A PRECINCT OF FEAR . $ TO THIS SEEMINGLY INNOCENT BLOCK OF FLATS HAS APPEARED A MAC ABRE MENACE . $ WHAT IS MORE STRANGE , MYSTERIOUS , FRIGHTENING THAN A FIGUR E WHO COMES FROM THE UNKNOWN ; JUMPS FANTASTIC LEAPS , AND B OUNDS BACK INTO THE UNKNOWN . $ LOCALS HERE KNOW HIM , FAR FROM AFFECTIONATELY , AS SPRING-H EELED JACK . $ MISS WILLIAMS , AN OLD LADY , IS UNDERSTANDABLY AFRAID ; ONC E A CAT LOVER WHO FED STRAY CATS AT NIGHT , SHE NOW LOCKS HE RSELF IN HER FLAT TO APPEAR ONLY AT THE BREAK OF DAY ... MIS S WILLIAMS , YOU HAVE SEEN SPRING-HEELED JACK . $ 11 OH DEAR ME , DO I HAVE TO GO ON ? $ 09 GO ON LOVE , THE WORLD IS WATCHING . $ 11 LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY HAIR . $ 19 GO ON , MISS WILLIAMS , IT 'S FOR THE GOOD OF THE CATS .. . $ 35 YOU HAVE SEEN SPRING-HEELED JACK TWICE , MISS WILLIAMS ? $ 11 YES ... $ 35 TRY TO GIVE A FULL ANSWER , FULL ... YOU HAVE SEEN SPRING -HEELED JACK TWICE , MISS WILLIAMS ? $ 11 YES . $ I 'VE SEEN HIM , TWICE , SPRING-HEELED JACK , NASTY VICIOUS BEAST ... $ 35 WHAT IS HE LIKE ? $ THIS MENACING , ENIGMATIC FIGURE ? $ 11 HE JUMPS ... HE COMES AND JUMPS ... RIGHT UP IN THE AIR . .. TERRIBLE ... $ 35 HE COMES , HE JUMPS , HE GOES ... $ 11 AND HE COMES BACK . $ 35 DOES HE JUMP AT YOU ? $ 11 NO . $ HE JUST JUMPS . $ YES . $ HE JUMPS AT YOU WHEN HE ISN'T AFTER CATS ... $ 35 YOU FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT HE IS SOMEHOW CONNECTED WITH YOUR CATS ? $ 11 YES , I DO THINK HE 'S SOMEHOW CONNECTED WITH MY CATS ; A ND MORE THAN SOMEHOW , HE STONED MY CAT TO DEATH AND I HAD C OUNCIL PERMISSION TO KEEP IT . $ 35 WHICHEVER WAY YOU LOOK AT IT , THERE IS A DEEP SUBCONSCIO US MENACE , A PRIMAEVAL BRUTALITY WHICH HAS INVADED THIS BLO CK . $ A CAT STONED TO DEATH , A MAN WHO LEAPS GIGANTIC LEAPS ... H OW HIGH DOES HE JUMP ? $ MRS. WARBURTON , YOU ARE ANOTHER TERRIFIED , DISTRAUGHT WOMA N ... $ 09 I AM ... $ 35 HOW HIGH DOES SPRING-HEELED JACK JUMP ? $ 09 AS HIGH AS THAT , UP THERE ... $ 35 NEARLY TEN FEET . $ WOULD YOU SAY THAT ? $ 09 I WOULD SAY AS HIGH AS THAT . $ 34 RUBBISH , HE 'D BREAK HIS LEGS LANDING . $ 09 I 'M THE ONE WHO 'S SEEN HIM ... $ 35 YOU HAVE ACTUALLY SEEN HIM ? $ YOU COULD SWEAR BY SPRING-HEELED ? $ 09 QUITE DEFINITELY , QUITE CERTAINLY . $ YES , WITH MY OWN EYES . $ I 'M QUITE CONVINCED . $ I 'VE SEEN HIM . $ I HAVE . $ YES . $ DIRECTLY . $ BEFORE ME , SO GOD BE MY JUDGE , I 'VE SEEN HIM . $ 34 SHE 'S ALSO SEEN A PSYCHIATRIST . $ 09 I HAVE SEEN SPRING-HEELED JACK . $ HE EXISTS . $ HE HAS HYPNOTISED ME . $ THAT IS THE EFFECT . $ HYPNOTISED . $ 35 THE UNCANNY , MYSTERIOUS ASPECT OF THIS CASE IS THAT NONE OF THE MEN HAVE SEEN SPRING-HEELED JACK . $ IS THAT CORRECT ... ? $ 34 QUITE CORRECT , AND NONE OF US ARE GOING TO SEE HIM EITHE R . $ WOMAN'S OWN THIS BLOKE IS ... $ 09 THAT 'S BECAUSE YOU 'RE ALWAYS ASLEEP . $ WHO WOULD WANT TO LOOK AT YOU SNORING IN FRONT OF THE TELLY ? $ IT 'S THE WOMEN HE 'S AFTER . $ 35 IT 'S THE WOMEN HE 'S AFTER ... MRS. GILL , YOU HAVE BEEN A VICTIM OF HIS NIGHT ASSAULTS . $ 19 I WASN'T ASSAULTED . $ BUT I HAVE SEEN HIM . $ 35 AT YOUR WINDOW ? $ 19 HOVERING . $ HE HOVERED UP THERE ... $ 18 THERE 'S NO REALITY IN IT . $ DON'T BELIEVE WHAT SHE TELLS YOU , THERE 'S NO REALITY IN IT . $ IT WAS NOTHING MORTAL SHE SAW ... IT WAS A SPIRIT ... $ 19 NO , MRS. SKINNER , YOU KNOW I SAW A MAN ... $ 18 YOU CHANGE YOUR STORY YOU DO . $ WHEN YOU 'RE UPSTAIRS WITH ME IN A SEANCE YOU SWEAR YOU 'VE HAD A VISITATION ; BUT WHEN YOU COME DOWN HERE IT WAS FLESH AND BLOOD ... $ 35 YOU THINK SPRING-HEELED JACK IS PART OF YOUR SEANCE ... $ 18 WE 'RE BEING WATCHED . $ ALL OF US . $ WE 'RE BEING WATCHED . $ THIS BLOCK IS ESPECIALLY RECEPTIVE TO SPIRITS AND EXTRA TERR ESTIAL INFLUENCES ... THE OLD SPIRIT OF BALDWIN DWELLINGS IS TRYING TO GET THROUGH AGAIN ... AND IT 'S GETTING THROUGH , IN THE FORM OF SPRING-HEELED JACK ... $ 09 HE 'S REAL ENOUGH . $ HE KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS TO SEE . $ DIRTY DEVIL ... $ 18 HE 'S TRYING TO GET THROUGH FROM THE OTHER SIDE ... $ 09 WE KNOW WHERE HE 'S GETTING THROUGH FROM ... IT 'S NOT TH E OTHER SIDE ... $ 07 THIS BLOCK HAS HAD ITS SHARE OF SEXUAL PERVERT TROUBLE . $ 35 SEXUAL PERVERT TROUBLE ? $ 17 PEEPING TOMS , AND LINE SNATCHING . $ MY WIFE WAS A VICTIM OF A PEEPING TOM AND THERE ISN'T A YOUN G WOMAN IN THIS BLOCK DARES HANG HER UNDERWEAR OUT AT NIGHT ... IF A MAN WILL DO THAT HE 'LL JUMP TEN FEET . $ A SPRINGING SEX MANIAC ... $ 15 BUT I 'LL TELL YOU THIS , WE WON'T STAND FOR IT . $ NOT NOW , WE 'VE HAD ENOUGH ... $ 31 AND THERE ARE SOME OF US PRETTY SURE WE KNOW WHERE THE TR OUBLE LIES . $ AND WE 'LL GET HIM , SPRINGING IN THE ACT OR NOT , WE 'LL GE T HIM ... $ 35 YOU HAVE YOUR SUSPICIONS ? $ 31 NO NAMES , NO PACK DRILL ... $ 18 THIS ISN'T A NAME , THIS IS A SPIRIT ... $ 31 KEEP YOUR SEANCES OUT OF IT . $ WE 'RE HERE TO LAY IN WAIT , NOT GET YOUR VIBRATIONS ... $ 35 HAS YOUR WIFE HAD TROUBLE , SOLDIER ? $ 31 NOT THAT I KNOW OF . $ BUT SHE 'S VULNERABLE WHEN I 'M AWAY ... $ 35 SPRING-HEELED JACK HAS TORN A DEEP DIVISION AMONG THE PEO PLE . $ IS HE REAL ? $ IS HE SPIRIT ? $ OR IS HE A FIGMENT OF THE IMAGINATION ? $ #82 09 HI , THAT 'S ENOUGH OF THAT . $ THAT 'S GOING OUT TO MILLIONS OF PEOPLE . $ HE 'S NO FIGMENT ISN'T OUR SPRING-HEELED ... $ 01 YOU 'VE JUST MISSED YOUR BIG CHANCE OF A TELEVISION APPEA RANCE , LOP . $ 08 I 'LL MAKE IT . $ 01 STILL WEARING YOUR SYMBOL ON YOUR BACK THEN , LOP ? $ 08 THINK I 'D TAKE IT OFF FOR THIS PARTY ? $ 01 PROBABLY . $ 15 HE WON'T APPEAR . $ 08 SOLDIER , HI THERE , GENERAL . $ DO I GET A STICK AND A WHISTLE ? $ 31 YOU 'RE NOT ENROLLED . $ 08 CAN I ENROL THEN ? $ 31 THAT YOU CAN'T . $ 08 I 'M A TENANT , I WANT TO PROTECT MYSELF . $ DO I GET A STICK AND A WHISTLE . $ 31 DO YOU HELL . $ 08 I THOUGHT YOU WERE CRYING OUT FOR VOLUNTEERS ? $ 15 JUST A MINUTE . $ DO YOU REALLY WANT TO JOIN AND HAVE AN ARMBAND ? $ 08 WHY NOT ? $ 15 INDEED , WHY NOT ? $ 31 BECAUSE ... BECAUSE HE 'S ON THE BLOODY OTHER SIDE THAT ' S WHAT . $ 08 WHAT 'S HE SAYING ? $ 15 HE ISN'T SAYING ANYTHING . $ 08 IS THAT THE OFFICIAL POSITION , MR. HENSMAN ? $ 15 THERE ISN'T AN OFFICIAL POSITION UNTIL WE 'VE SEEN HIM AN D PROVED HIS IDENTITY . $ DO YOU WANT TO VIGILANT ? $ 08 I BLOODY DO ... $ 15 THEN I SAY , GIVE HIM AN ARMBAND , A LEG AND A WHISTLE .. . $ 31 YOU MUST BE MAD . $ 17 AN ARMBAND , WITH THAT THING HE 'S WEARING ON HIS BACK .. . $ 15 WILL YOU TAKE THAT THING OFF YOUR BACK IF WE ENROL YOU ? $ 08 MIGHT HANG MY JACKET UP . $ SHIRT SLEEVES ORDER , IT 'S A WARM NIGHT ... $ 15 I SAY , GIVE HIM A TRIAL . $ IT MIGHT BE THE MAKING OF HIM . $ 31 IF HE COMES , I GO . $ 17 YOU CAN'T ARM HIM ... $ 07 HE IS A TENANT . $ HE HAS A RIGHT TO VIGILANT ... $ 08 DO I SWEAR MY OATH THEN ? $ 15 DOES HE SWEAR HIS OATH ? $ 34 DOES HE SOD SWEAR HIS OATH ... $ 15 I THINK WE SHOULD LET HIM JOIN . $ 33 WE 'RE NOT BEING GUARDED BY HIM . $ YOU 'RE SUPPOSED TO CATCH HIM , NOT TURN HIM LOOSE . $ NOT SATISFIED WITH BEING TORMENTED BY HIM , YOU WANT TO ARM HIM . $ RESIGN AND JOIN HIM IF YOU WANT TO ... $ 15 THE WAY I SEE IT ... $ 10 WE DON'T WANT THE WAY YOU SEE IT . $ 15 SO LONG AS HE 'S A VIGILANTE , HE ISN'T SPRING-HEELED JAC K . $ SO LONG AS WE CAN SEE HIM WITH TWO FEET FIRMLY ON THE GROUND ... $ 10 AND A STICK IN HIS HAND ... $ 15 SO LONG AS WE CAN SEE HIM LIKE THAT , WE DON'T HAVE TO WA TCH FOR HIM SPRINGING ... $ PUT A THIEF TO CATCH A THIEF , HE CANNOT CATCH HIMSELF ... $ 31 VERY SENSIBLE , BUT NO . $ 17 IF YOU ARM HIM , YOU 'RE ON YOUR OWN . $ IS THAT DEFINITE ? $ 38 YES . $ GET RID OF HIM ... $ 08 DO I JOIN ? $ 17 YOU DON'T JOIN . $ IF YOU WANTED TO JOIN US YOU SHOULD HAVE JOINED US YEARS AGO , INSTEAD OF BEING WHAT YOU ARE ... $ 08 WHAT 'S THAT ? $ 17 A VILLAIN ... ARE YOU BACKING ME UP THERE ? $ 50 YES . $ WE 'RE BEHIND YOU . $ 31 YOU 'VE HEARD THE OPINION OF THE MEETING . $ SCRAM ... $ 08 ALL RIGHT ... $ I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE ME A TRUSTEE , NEVER BEEN A TRUSTEE BEFORE ... $ 38 HI , LOP , WOULDN'T THEY HAVE YOU WOULD THEY NOT ? $ 08 DO I CARE ? $ 38 WANT TO JOIN US , LOP ? $ SHAKE THEM UP ? $ 08 I DON'T JOIN KIDS ... $ I 'LL JOIN THE REAL MEN , WHEN THEY TURN UP THE HELL'S ANGEL S ... $ 38 HELL'S ANGELS , I 'D LIKE TO SEE THE HELL'S ANGELS SHOW T HEIR FACES HERE TONIGHT ... $ 08 WHEN THE HELL'S ANGELS DO COME WE WON'T HEAR MUCH FROM YO UR CORNER ... $ 01 HELL'S ANGELS , WE 'D CHOP THEIR BIKES UP ... $ 08 YOU TOUCH A HELL'S ANGEL'S BIKE AND YOU TOUCH HIS LIFE , MATE . $ HE 'D DIE FOR HIS BIKE ... $ 01 WHEN THEY COMING THEN , LOP ? $ 08 THEY 'RE COMING . $ YOU WAIT , THEY 'RE COMING ... THIS BLOCK NEEDS THE GOOD HEA LTHY SOUND OF A PEPPED UP VELOCETTE ... $ 01 THEY 'RE ALWAYS COMING , ACCORDING TO YOU , ALWAYS COMING ... $ 08 THIS TIME , I KNOW IT , THEY 'RE COMING . $ YOU CAN'T KEEP THEM OUT OF A POP CONCERT OR A RIOT , THEY WO N'T LEAVE THIS ALONE , THEY 'RE COMING ... $ 42 YOU AIN'T A HELL'S ANGEL , THEY WOULDN'T HAVE YOU ... $ 08 I AM , I AM ... A MEMBER OF THE HELL'S ANGELS ... $ 01 WE DON'T LIKE HELL'S ANGELS , DO WE LADS ? $ 42 NO , THEY 'RE COVERED IN MUCK FROM HEAD TO FOOT . $ 46 THEY 'RE GREASERS GONE WRONG . $ 01 THEY 'RE SCRUFFY AND IRRITATE US . $ 38 AGRA , AGRA , AGRA , WE WANT AGRA , WE WANT HELL'S ANGELS ... $ 32 HI , GUY . $ 08 HI . $ 32 WHAT 'S THE RUMBLE ? $ 08 KIDS ... $ 32 BEAT IT . $ EGGS . $ 08 YOU HEARD MY MATES . $ SCRAM . $ 32 IS THIS WHERE SPRING HEELED JACK JUMPS ? $ 08 YEAH . $ 32 SOME GUY , EH ? $ 08 YEAH . $ 32 A GUY LIKE THAT . $ YOU GOTTA DIP YOUR LIGHTS TO . $ 08 SURE YOU WOULD . $ 32 WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF HIM ? $ 08 I 'M CLOSE TO HIM . $ 32 AND HE 'S A ONE MAN TERRORISER ? $ 08 SURE . $ 32 WHEN CAN WE MEET THIS JUMPER ? $ 08 YOU 'LL MEET HIM . $ WHERE ARE YOU FROM ? $ 32 CALIFORNIA , L.A. $ 08 I 'VE TRAVELLED A BIT MYSELF . $ 32 WE BURNED UP FROM BRIGHTON WHEN WE HEARD OF SPRING-HEELED JACK . $ LIKE WE 'RE OVER HERE TO OPEN A FEW CHAPTERS AND WHERE THERE 'S A GUY LIKE SPRING-HEEL THERE NEEDS TO BE A CHAPTER ... $ 08 YOU REAL HELL 'S ANGELS ? $ 32 YEAH . $ THIS IS BLACK , I 'M SCORPION ... $ 08 PLEASED TO MEET YOU . $ I 'M LOP . $ 51 THIS SPRING-HEEL IS A GOOD NAME FOR A MACHINE . $ 32 HE 'D MAKE A FINE ANGEL , SPRING-HEEL WOULD . $ GOOD HARD GOER ... $ 08 I RECKON HE WOULD ... $ 51 YOU AN ANGEL ? $ 08 I WAS ONCE . $ 32 ONCE ? $ ONCE AN ANGEL ALWAYS AN ANGEL ... $ 08 WELL , I WENT INSIDE BEFORE I WAS INITIATED ... $ 51 WHAT DID YOU TRAVEL ON ? $ 08 I HAD A NORTON TILL I LOST MY LICENCE ... $ 51 THAT WORRY YOU ? $ 32 IT WOULDN'T TROUBLE SPRING-HEEL JACK ... $ 08 IT DOESN'T ... $ 51 WE 'D LIKE TO MEET THIS SPRING HEEL ... $ 08 RECKON YOU MIGHT . $ 32 INITIATE HIM ON THE SPOT . $ 08 YEAH , HE 'LL BE SHOWING UP ... $ 51 SO YOU 'RE GOING TO OPEN UP A CHAPTER ? $ 08 WHEN I GET THE BREAD FOR A NORTON ... $ I COULD TAKE THE OATH RIGHT NOW ... $ 51 THE OATH AIN'T GIVEN AWAY ... $ #84 08 I DON'T LIKE TO GET THINGS EASY . $ BUT WHEN I GET MY DRIVING LICENCE BACK ... AND GET SOME BREA D ... $ 32 WE 'LL GIVE YOU THE OATH ... FOR A NORTON ... $ 08 IS THAT A FACT ... $ 51 SURE ... $ 08 YOU FELLERS STAYING AROUND ? $ 32 WHAT 'S THE CHANCE OF SPRING-HEELED JACK JUMPING ? $ 08 I PREDICT HE 'LL JUMP ... $ 51 WITH ALL THIS CROWD HERE ? $ 08 HE 'S SLIPPERY ... $ 32 WE 'LL HANG ABOUT , THEN ... $ 08 IT 'S MY CHAPTER ... TO BE ... YOU HANG ABOUT ... $ 08 HOW 'S THAT THEN , SCHOOLBOYS ? $ THERE 'S YOUR HELL'S ANGELS , REMOVE 'EM . $ GO ON ; BUT I TELL YOU THIS ; FIRST MOVE YOU MAKE AND I 'M I N THERE WITH MY BROTHERS ; BICYCLE CHAIN ROTATING . $ I 'LL SCYTHE A FEW BLOODY HEADS OFF ... $ 42 HE GETS CRAZY WHEN HE GET EXCITED ... $ 08 YEAH , SURE , O.K. I GET CRAZY . $ I GET SO I WANT A FIGHT . $ COME ON , THEN : LET'S SEE YOU FIGHT . $ THE HELL'S ANGELS ARE HERE ; YOU DON'T LIKE HELL'S ANGELS ; GET RID OF THEM ... $ 04 WE 'RE GOING TO SHIFT THEM . $ 08 ALRIGHT , COME ON . $ I 'M WITH YOU , BROTHERS . $ 32 WHEN ARE THESE INSECTS BUZZING ? $ 32 DON'T THESE KIDS HAVE A NURSERY SOME PLACE ... $ 01 WE DON'T LIKE THEM , DO WE LADS ? $ 02 NO . $ 01 WE 'RE GOING TO SHIFT THEM , AREN'T WE , LADS ? $ 02 YEAH . $ 01 WHEN ARE WE GOING TO SHIFT THEM ? $ 38 NOW ... $ 01 BOOTS IN , LADS ... $ 02 BOOTS IN ... $ 08 COME ON , THEN . $ WE 'RE WAITING . $ SEE HOW YOU BUDGE THE ANGELS , EH ? $ 15 SOLDIER . $ VIGILANTES . $ GET IN BETWEEN THEM ... $ 08 YOU GOT HERE IN THE NICK OF TIME , MR. HENSMAN . $ THE LEMMINGS NEARLY PLUNGED IN ... $ 15 WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE , ANYWAY ? $ ASK THEM , SOLDIER . $ 31 GOD , I HATE THEIR REGALIA ... WHY CAN'T YOU WEAR A UNION JACK ACROSS YOUR BACK . $ SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF ... $ 32 WHO 'S YOUR TAILOR , GUY ? $ 32 YOU STILL GOT SOME SORT OF ARMY HAVE YOU , FELLER ? $ 31 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? $ 32 WE 'VE COME AS STEWARDS . $ WE 'LL BE THE STEWARDS ... $ 32 YOU 'D BE WISE TO HAVE US . $ WE 'VE GOT EXPERIENCE . $ WE 'VE POLICED SOME GOOD POP CONCERTS ... $ 31 WHAT WITH ? $ A BILLIARD CUE ? $ 32 PERSUADERS . $ YOU GOTTA PERSUADE GUYS . $ 31 YOU DON'T PERSUADE US . $ MOVE ON ... $ 32 WE RECKON ... WE 'RE STAYING ... $ 08 YEAH , YOU STAY , BE MY GUEST ... $ I GOT A PAD IF YOU WANT TO REST UP , SCORPION ... $ 32 WE 'LL STAY FOR THE FIREWORK DISPLAY ... $ 15 COME AWAY . $ WE CAN'T MAKE THEM GO . $ BUT WE 'L ASK THE POLICE TO WATCH THEM . $ 31 POLICE . $ WE 'LL WATCH THEM ... $ 15 OUR JOB IS WATCHING FOR SPRING-HEELED JACK , NOT THOSE PE RSONS ... $ 31 THAT NAZI STUFF THEY WEAR MAKES ME SEE RED ... $ 15 AND US , AND US ; THIS BLOCK HAS A GREAT ROLL OF HONOUR F ROM BALDWIN DAYS . $ BUT WE 'LL HAVE TO TRY TO UNDERSTAND MODERN BEHAVIOUR ... $ 31 HERE , ANDERSON . $ GET THAT IRON WARE OFF ... $ 08 PISS OFF . $ IT 'S ME INSIGNIA . $ 31 I 'LL GIVE YOU AN INSIGNIA ACROSS YOUR FACE ... $ 08 LAY A HAND ON ME , OR MY BROTHERES OVER THERE , AND YOU ' RE IN DANGER ... $ 09 MOVE HIM ON , HE ALWAYS GETS NEUROTIC WHEN THERE 'S EXCIT EMENT ABOUT ... $ 08 KEEP OUT OF THIS ... $ 09 HE 'S MAD . $ EVER SINCE HE WAS A KIDDIE HE WENT MAD WHEN THERE WAS EXCITE MENT ABOUT ... $ 11 BONFIRE NIGHT AND HE GOES TYING CRACKERS TO DUMB ANIMALS ... $ 09 MAD ... IT 'S HIS FIRST SIGN ... $ 53 ANY EXCITEMENT AND HE GOES OFF HIS HEAD ... $ 17 AFTER HE 'S DONE A BURGLARY HE MESSES THE CARPET . $ 08 YOU WHAT ? $ YOU WHAT . $ LET ME AT HIM ... $ 17 IT WAS IN YOUR BURGLARY CASE . $ I WAS IN THE COURT . $ MESSED THE CARPET AFTER THE CRIME ... LEFT YOUR MARK ... $ 09 FILTHY PIG ... $ 11 ANIMAL ... $ 17 THAT 'S WHAT SORT OF CRIMINAL HE IS . $ MENTAL . $ 33 FILTHY BEAST . $ HORRIBLE , THING , PIG ... $ NEVER HEARD SUCH A THING ... $ 17 HE DOESN'T HAVE WITNESSES LIKE OTHER CRIMINALS , HE HAS A PSYCHIATRIST'S REPORT ... $ 33 HE ALWAYS WAS MENTAL ... MAD , MAD ... $ 17 HE HAS A MENTAL HISTORY , FOR MESSING THE CARPET . $ HE CAN'T HELP IT . $ HE JUST DOES IT . $ I KNOW ALL ABOUT HIM , BIG SHOT MESSES THE CARPET . $ IT 'S HIS WEAKNESS ... $ 08 I 'LL KILL HIM FOR THAT . $ I 'LL KILL HIM FOR THAT ... $ 35 THERE IS AN AIR OF EXPECTATION . $ WILL HE , OR WILL HE NOT MAKE AN APPEARANCE ? $ THE MYSTERY OF THE INVADER . $ KNOWN NOW , ALMOST AFFECTIONATELY AS SPRING-HEELED JACK ... THIS IS WHERE IT ALL STARTED ... THIS IS WHERE THE FIRST SIG HT OF THE FABULOUS JUMPER WAS MADE ... HE HAS ATTRACTED TO T HE NEIGHBOURHOOD ALL SORTS OF STRANGE ELEMENTS , AS IF BY MA GIC ... THE HELL'S ANGELS ARE ON THE PROWL , ONE CAN HEAR TH EIR MENACING PURR OF HIGH POWERED ENGINES PROWLING THE BLOCK LIKE NOCTURNAL CATS ... BUT ABOVE ALL , THE INVASION OF SPR ING-HEELED JACK HAS GIVEN THE MEN OF THE NEIGHBOURHOOD A STE ELY RESOLVE TO PROTECT THEIR WOMENFOLK , TO PROTECT THEIR PE ACE OF MIND , TO PROTECT THEIR RIGHTS AS MEN , TO ENSURE THA T THEIR WOMEN WILL SLEEP IN PEACE . $ NEVER SINCE THE DAYS OF THE BLITZ HAS THERE BEEN SUCH AN OPE N MANIFESTATION OF THE BRITISH SPIRIT ... $ AS DIFFERENCE OF RACE , CREED OR COLOUR ARE SUNK , TO SHOW U NITED FRONTS ... BUT THE WHOLE QUESTION IS ... WILL SPRING-H EELED JACK MAKE HIS APPEARANCE IN THE FACE OF SUCH STERN OPP OSITION ? $ 08 SHIFT , SKINS ... $ 01 HERE HE IS , YOU LOOK REMARKABLE , BOY , REAL REMARKABLE . $ 08 HI , ANGELS , WE 'LL SHOW THEM , EH ? $ SCORPION , BLACK , GIVE ME A HAND HERE , WE 'L JUMP THEM . $ 32 IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN SOMETHING ? $ 08 SURE , COME ON , ANGELS , LET 'S GET AMONG THEM . $ WE 'LL WAKE THEM UP ANGELS , COME ON ; WE 'VE GOT THEM TERRO RISED , THIS IS OUR CHAPTER . $ 32 WE DON'T MAKE A CHAPTER WHERE THE CIRCUS PITCHES . $ 08 THIS IS FOR REAL THIS IS . $ THIS IS FOR REAL ... $ 03 LOST YOUR BODYGUARD , THEN , LOP ? $ 08 I DON'T NEED THEM . $ I DON'T NEED THE BASTARDS ... $ 17 ARE WE GOING TO PULL HIM DOWN , THEN ? $ 15 TAKE NO NOTICE OF HIM . $ IGNORE HIM . $ 08 YOU BETTER TAKE NOTICE , MR. HENSMAN . $ 15 YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY . $ 15 HE 'S TURNING THIS BLOCK INTO THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE N ATION . $ GET DOWN , THAT PROGRAMME IS NATIONWIDE ... $ 08 IF YOU COULD SEE YOUR FACES WITH THEM CHAIR LEGS ... $ 31 MENTAL , THAT 'S WHAT HE IS . $ MENTAL . $ 08 NOT AS STUPID AS YOU LOOK SOLDIER WITH YOUR LITTLE ARMY . $ SEE WHO 'S STUPID SOLDIER , SPRING-HEEL CAN SEE WHO YOUR WIF E IS BOUNCING WITH UP THERE SOLDIER ... $ IS THIS WHAT THE WAR YEARS WERE LIKE , MR. HENSMAN ? $ ENJOYING YOUR ARM BAND ARE YOU ... $ 17 GET HIM DOWN . $ GET HIM DOWN ... $ 08 I CAN SEE YOUR WIFE OVER THE AEROFOIL , MUSCLES , SHE AIN 'T WORTH IT , BOY , SHE AIN'T WORTH A WING FLAP ... NONE OF YOU IS WORTH ANYTHING ... $ 54 GET HIM DOWN . $ DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT . $ DO SOMETHING , YOU 'RE ON DUTY , DO SOMETHING ... $ 08 DO SOMETHING . $ YOU 'RE ALWAYS WANTING THEM TO DO SOMETHING . $ COME ON THEN , SKINS , WE 'LL DO SOMETHING FOR THEM , GIMME A HAND SKINS , COME ON , GIVE ME A HAND ... WE 'LL SCARE THE KNICKERS OFF THEM ... $ 17 HOLD HIM , HOLD HIM , THERE , HOLD HIM ... $ #85 21 HERE , BREAK IT UP . $ BREAK IT UP . $ HAVE YOU GONE MAD ? $ HAVE YOU ALL GONE BLOODY MAD ? $ 15 EVERETT , COME QUICKLY . $ 21 YOU GONE BLOODY MAD ? $ WHAT 'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ? $ YOU PICKED ON HIS OLD MAN ENOUGH , DIDN'T YOU ? $ YOU DID HIM IN , DIDN'T YOU ? $ NOW YOU HAVE TO PICK ON HIS KID . $ WHAT 'S WRONG WITH YOU . $ YOU 'RE BLOODY MENTAL . $ ALL CRIMINALS . $ YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOMEONE , SOMEONE DIFFERENT FROM YOU . $ SOMEONE YOU CAN BLAME FOR ALL YOUR NIGHTMARES , YOUR BUSTED DREAMS . $ I TELL YOU , IT 'S YOU , YOU LOT WHO NEED A PSYCHIATRIST AND A PRISON . $ YOU 'VE HAD YOUR FUN , NOW PISS OFF HOME , THE LOT OF YOU . $ GO ON , PISS OFF . $ 01 NASTY LITTLE RIOT FROM YOUR SQUAD , MR. HENSMAN . $ 03 NOT CLEAN , I SAW THE BOOT GO IN . $ 01 I THINK , MR. FOREMAN , YOU 'VE PROVOKED TROUBLE FOR YOUR SELF . $ NOTHING SERIOUS , SAY A SMASHING ... $ 17 WE WERE ALL IN ON IT , WEREN'T WE ? $ WE WERE UNANIMOUS . $ 09 YES . $ YES . $ IT WAS ALL UNANIMOUS . $ 33 WE 'LL STICK TOGETHER . $ 08 IT 'S ALRIGHT , MUSCLES . $ I 'LL NOT GET YOU . $ I 'M NOT INTERESTED IN GETTING YOU . $ NOT ANY MORE . $ YOU 'RE NOT WORTH THAT MUCH . $ THERE 'S THE TELEVISION CAMERAS . $ TELL THE WORLD HOW YOU CAUGHT SPRING-HEELED JACK WILL YOU . $ THERE 'S MY SPRINGS . $ I 'VE HAD MY JUMP . $ BUT YOU LOT , YOU 'LL ALWAYS HAVE A SPRING-HEELED JACK TO BE FRIGHTENED OF ... $ 21 COME ON , LOP , LET RUTHIE TIDY YOU UP A BIT . $ 20 COME AND LEAVE THEM , LOP ... $ 08 SURE ... $ 01 VERY SUMMARY JUSTICE THAT , MR. HENSMAN ... $ 03 NO WONDER HITLER NEVER STOOD A CHANCE ... $ 02 I RECKON THE BRITISH ARMY ON THE RHINE CAN LIFT UP ITS HE AD IN PRIDE , LADS . $ 01 IT 'S ALL OVER , LADIES , YOU NEEDN'T TAKE A BATH IN YOUR SWIMMING COSTUMES ... $ 04 IT 'LL BE A VERY DULL LIFE , NOW THAT SPRING-HEEL 'S GONE . $ 06 A VERY SILLY MAN TRYING TO LEAP WITH THEM HIGH HEELS . $ 01 I RECKIN YOU BETTER MAKE A DECISION , MR. HENSMAN ... LIK E HANDING IN YOUR ARMS , THERE 'S BEEN A GENERAL AMNESTY ON CHAIR LEGS ... $ 01 AND DOWN WITH THE AEROFOIL , MR. FOREMAN , SMUGGLE IT BAC K INTO THE AERO WORKS ... $ 15 I SUPPOSE WE 'D BETTER DISMISS , SOLDIER ? $ 15 YES . $ ARE WE ALL SATISFIED ? $ 50 YES . $ BETTER CALL IT A DAY ... $ 34 SPRING-HEELED JACK , HE COULDN'T HAVE JUMPED TWO FEET ... $ 15 I MUST SAY HE DID SEEM A BIT UNSTEADY ON HIS FEET ... $ 31 AN ACT , I 'M SATISFIED . $ JUSTICE HAS BEEN DONE . $ WELL , MR. HENSMAN ? $ 15 HE DID SEEM VERY INCOMPETENT ... BUT IF THE WOMEN ARE SAT ISFIED ... $ 31 WELL , WOMEN ? $ 01 ALRIGHT , LADS . $ TRIAL RUN ... NOW THE REAL MEN HAVE TAKEN OVER ... $ 03 WHAT YOU NEED IS A REAL SPRING-HEEL JACK ... $ 04 LET 'S SHOW 'EM , LADS ... $ 01 NOW WHEN WE DO IT , CITIZENS , YOU 'RE IN FOR A REAL SPOT OF SKIN HEEL BOVVER ... $ RIGHT , LADS . $ RIGHT . $ THE END $