<< *133 . DAVID MERCER : BELCHER'S LUCK . PLAYS AND PLAYERS , FEBRUARY 1967 . P. 31-46 . FIRST PERF. : 171166 . CHAR. : 01 HARRY BELCHER , 02 SIR GERALD CATESBY , 03 VICTOR , 04 HE LEN RAWSTON , 05 LUCY >> $ #31 $ 01 HO , HER NAME WAS MARY DIMPLE AND SHE KNEW NOT HOW TO COO K ; BUT WHEN SHE MET THIS DRUMMER BOY HE TAUGHT HER HOW TO K NIT . $ HE TAUGHT HER HOW TO KNIT . $ 05 IF YOU KILL THAT PIG YOURSELF I SHALL REPORT YOU . $ THERE 'S LAWS ABOUT THAT . $ I KNOW WHAT PEOPLE ISN'T ALLOWED TO DO TO PIGS . $ 01 WHO SAIS ANYTHING ABOUT PIGS ? $ 05 WHY 'RE YOU WEARING THAT APRON THEN ? $ I WISH I DIDN'T LIKE MEAT . $ 01 YOU ARE MEAT , LUCY . $ BUCKO MEAT . $ 05 CAN'T YOU GET SEX OUT OF YOUR HEAD FOR A MINUTE ? $ 01 CAN YOU ? $ 05 THERE 'S NOTHING LIKE BEING PREGNANT FOR MAKING YOU HAVE SECOND THOUGHTS . $ 01 THERE 'S NOTHING LIKE BABIES , LUCY . $ FAT , CHUCKLING SLOBBERIN' LUMPS OF DELIGHT . $ THAT 'S WHAT THEY ARE . $ 05 I BEEN THINKING ABOUT THE EFFECT ON MY BUST . $ TUGGING AND CHOMPING . $ CONNIE WILTON'S NIPPLES TURNED BROWN . $ I 'M VERY VAIN ABOUT MY BUST . $ WHY CAN'T I PUT IT ON THE BOTTLE ? $ 01 NO KID OF MINE 'S GOING TO BE RAISED WITH ITS GUMS CLAPPE D ROUND A PIECE OF GLASS . $ THERE WASN'T NO BOTTLES IN ADAM AND EVE'S TIME , NOW WAS THE RE ? $ 05 NO . $ I SUPPOSE NOT . $ BUT THERE WASN'T NO KIDS EITHER , WHEN YOU COME TO THINK . $ 01 IT 'S THE PRINCIPLE . $ 05 I 'M UNLUCKY , ME . $ I WAS RAPED . $ 01 I NEVER RAPED YOU ! $ 05 I 'D HAD TEN BOTTLES OF MILK STOUT IN THE SWAN , AND I 'D JUST GIVEN MAURICE THE PUSH . $ IF YOU HADN'T JUMPED ME THAT NIGHT , JUST THINK - I 'D HAVE BEEN IN LONDON NOW . $ IN SOHO . $ 01 I NEVER RAPED YOU . $ 05 WHAT WAS IT THEN ? $ 01 COME OFF IT LUCY . $ YOU WAS GIBBERING FOR IT , YOU LITTLE SLUT . $ 05 ISN'T IT FUNNY . $ YOU NEVER HEAR OF A MAN BEING CALLED A SLUT . $ WHY IS THAT ? $ 01 IN MEN , IT 'S NATURAL . $ IN WOMEN IT 'S A TRANSGRESSION OF THE SOCIAL MORAL ORDER . $ 05 I KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THAT MOUTHFUL ! $ 01 ME AND SIR GERALD HAS THESE DISCUSSIONS , YOU KNOW . $ RANGING OVER A WIDE NUMBER OF TOPICS . $ 05 I HAD YOU BECAUSE I WAS FLAT ON ME BACK IN THAT RUINED TH ING BEHIND SIR GERALD'S HOUSE . $ ME HEAD WAS MUZZY AND I WAS UPSET , WHAT WITH MAURICE . $ 01 RUINED THING ? $ 05 WELL . $ WHAT IS IT THEN ? $ 01 THAT 'S A TEMPLE , MY DARLING . $ COPIED RUINS AND ALL FROM AN ORIGINAL BY SOME GREEK NIT . $ AND IT 'S CALLED A FOLLY . $ 05 WHY SHOULD ANYONE WANT TO BUILD A RUIN ? $ 01 THAT 'S CIVILISATION THAT IS MY GIRL . $ SIR GERALD'S ANCESTORS DID THEIR CONTEMPLATING IN THAT FOLLY . $ 01 THAT 'S CIVILISATION THAT IS MY GIRL . $ SIR GERALD'S ANCESTORS DID THEIR CONTEMPLATING IN THAT FOLLY . $ #32 $ WHERE IS THE OLD BLEEDER ? $ 05 WHEN I WENT FOR HIS BREAKFAST THINGS HE WAS STANDING IN H IS VEST AND LONG PANTS LOOKING SORT OF VACANT . $ I COULD SEE HIS PINKLE . $ 01 HIS WHAT ? $ 05 I 'M NOT USING ONE OF YOUR WORDS ! $ 01 HE 'S HAVING HIS HAIR CUT IN THE SUNSHINE THIS MORNING . $ IT 'S A FINE DAY BELCHER HE SAYS . $ I 'LL TAKE ME HAIRCUT IN THE YARD . $ HE 'S LOSING HIS GRIP . $ YOU CAN TELL WHEN THEY 'RE GOING . $ SEE IT IN THEIR EYES . $ 05 IT 'S CALLOUS TALKING ABOUT HIM THE WAY YOU DO . $ 01 HE 'S A FINE CHRISTIAN GENTLEMAN . $ IF THERE 'S A HEAVEN LIKE HE SAYS , HE 'S GOT HIS POSTING . $ IF NOT - WHAT 'S THE ODDS ? $ HE HAD HIS BIT OF COMFORT WHILST HE WAS ALIVE . $ MORE 'N I 'VE GOT . $ 05 I WISH I WAS RELIGIOUS . $ 01 YOU ! $ YOU COULDN'T TELL A CROSS FROM A BEER PUMP . $ 05 IT 'D BE AWFUL IF IT WAS ALL TRUE . $ I 'D GO TO HELL . $ 01 I DESPAIR OF YOU , LUCY . $ 05 I DON'T MIND . $ I LIKE A MAN I CAN LOOK UP TO . $ 01 WHEN DID YOU EVER LOOK AT A MAN EXCEPT UPWARDS AND FROM A RECLINING POSITION ? $ 05 STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT CALLING WILL NOT HURT ME . $ AND I DON'T PULL LITTLE PIGS OFF THEIR MOTHERS AND SLAUGHTER THEM . $ 01 YOU EAT LITTLE PIGS - $ 05 NOT WITHOUT CRYING . $ I WISH I 'D GONE TO SOHO . $ 01 HO YES ! $ WE KNOW HOW YOU 'D MAKE YOUR LIVING IN SOHO . $ 05 VICTOR WENT TO A STRIP CLUB ONCE . $ HE SAID IT DIDN'T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST EFFECT ON HIM . $ 01 IF YOU WAS TO DROP STARK NAKED OFF A CHANDELIER ONTO VICT OR IT 'D HAVE NO EFFECT ON HIM . $ THAT BOY HASN'T GOT A CHOPPER . $ I DOUBT HE 'S EVEN GOT A SCAR . $ 05 YOUR OWN SON ! $ 01 ANY CONNECTION BETWEEN ME AND VICTOR IS DUE SOLELY TO THE CARELESSNESS OF A HOOER IN SINGAPORE . $ IT 'S SIR GERALD WE 'VE GOT TO THANK FOR VICTOR . $ 05 HE DOESN'T LOOK A BIT CHINESE . $ 01 HE 'S BLOODY NOT CHINESE ! $ AND SINGAPORE 'S NOT IN CHINA . $ 05 I DON'T CARE . $ YOU NEEDN'T GET SO WORKED UP . $ 01 ANYTHING TO DO WITH VICTOR WORKS ME SO FAR UP I 'M SURPRI SED I EVER GET DOWN AGAIN . $ WE TRY NOT TO THINK OF THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF VICTOR'S CONCEPT ION . $ 05 WE ? $ 01 THAT 'S WHAT 'S KNOWN AS THE ROYAL PLURAL . $ WE KINGS SAY IT . $ QUEENS SAY IT . $ IT 'S RUDE FOR THEM TO SAY I . $ 05 WAS SHE ENGLISH THEN ? $ 01 A NURSE FROM LIVERPOOL . $ THICK LEGS , FLAT CHEST AND BAD BREATH . $ IMAGINE THAT . $ BAD BREATH IN A NURSE . $ 05 WHERE DID IT HAPPEN ? $ 01 BACK OF THE HOSPITAL KITCHENS . $ 05 WAS IT DARK ? $ 01 MERCIFULLY . $ 05 JUST LIKE IN THE FOLLY . $ 02 MORNING BELCHER . $ 01 SIR . $ 02 LUCY . $ 05 GOOD MORNING SIR . $ 02 I SEE THE MARE IS STILL IN THE PADDOCK . $ 01 I 'M BRINGING HER IN . $ 02 WILL SHE FOAL TODAY ? $ 01 TONIGHT SIR . $ I 'LL BET ON IT . $ 02 I CAN'T AFFORD THE HORSES , YOU KNOW . $ 01 NO SIR . $ 02 I SAY THAT RATHER OFTEN , DON'T I ? $ 01 WELL , SIR - $ 02 I THINK I CAN SAY WITH ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE THAT I 'M GETT ING SENILE . $ 01 IT 'S PILES WITH ME . $ 02 HA ! $ YOU ! $ YOU COULD BE FORTY . $ YOU WON'T GROW SENILE . $ YOU 'LL SIMPLY BLUNDER INTO DEATH , BELCHER - JUST AS YOU 'V E BLUNDERED THROUGH LIFE . $ 01 WHAT 'S TURNED YOU UP THIS MORNING ? $ 02 I 'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THE SPROUT A CURIOUS VEGETABLE . $ YOU LOOK SAD , LUCY . $ 05 I DON'T LIKE YOU GOING ON ABOUT DEATH . $ 02 HOW 'S THE SMALL BELCHER WITHIN ? $ 05 KICKING . $ 02 SPLENDID . $ ABORTION WOULD HAVE BEEN A DREADFUL BUSINESS , MY DEAR . $ 01 THERE WASN'T NO QUESTION OF IT . $ 05 OH YES THERE WAS . $ 01 SHUT YOUR YACK ! $ 02 NOW STOP IT BOTH OF YOU . $ VICTOR MAY ARRIVE AT ANY MOMENT . $ AND I FOR ONE DON'T WISH TO BE IN A DISTURBED FRAME OF MIND WHEN HE GETS HERE . $ 01 TRIM OUT IN THE BACK IS ALL IT WANTS REALLY . $ FINE HEAD OF HAIR YOU 'VE GOT . $ STRONG AND THICK . $ MINE 'S THINNING . $ IT 'S ME BLOODSTREAM . $ I 'VE GOT HUNGRY BLOOD SIR . $ TAKES THE STRENGTH OUT OF ME FOLLICLES . $ 02 FOLLICLES . $ 01 FOLLICLES . $ 02 NON EQUIDEM INVIDEO , MIROR MAGIS - $ 01 HANG ON . $ WAIT A MINUTE . $ I 'VE GOT IT . $ INDEED I AM NOT ENVIOUS , RATHER I AM AMAZED . $ 02 PERFECT , BELCHER . $ 01 I CAN GET THEM OFF BY HEART . $ NOW THEN . $ HEAD FORWARD A BIT SIR - $ 02 THE SHEET , MAN ! $ THE SHEET - $ 05 WAS YOU AND HARRY ALWAYS TOGETHER IN THE ARMY SIR GERALD ? $ 02 FOR TWICE AS LONG AS YOU HAVE BEEN ALIVE . $ I ... CAN'T SAY I WAS HAPPY IN THE ARMY . $ I WAS A BOOKISH YOUNG MAN . $ BUT MY FAMILY , YOU KNOW ... HAS TENDED TO GO INTO THE ARMY . $ 05 I 'VE NEVER REALLY SAID THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME COME HER E TO LIVE - $ 02 WELL , LUCY - I GREW UP IN AN AGE WHEN THERE WAS A GREAT DEAL OF HYPOCRISY ABOUT WOMEN'S SEXUAL MISFORTUNES . $ THE FOLLIES OF MEN WERE DEPLORED BUT EXCUSED . $ THOSE OF WOMEN ENVIED BUT REVILED . $ SUCH A WANT OF CHARITY - $ 02 I 'VE LIVED THROUGH A GREAT DEAL OF CHANGE . $ I 'VE SEEN AN EMPIRE CRUMBLE - A GREAT NATION DECLINE . $ YES . $ I APPROVE OF PROGRESS BUT I DETEST ITS CONSEQUENCES . $ 01 OFF AGAIN , SIR - $ 02 OFF ? $ 01 YOU TOLD ME TO TELL YOU WHEN YOU GOES OFF . $ YOU JUST BEEN DOING IT . $ 02 WHAT WAS I SAYING ? $ 01 THE EMPIRE , SIR . $ AND THAT . $ WHAT ABOUT A PINT ? $ LUCY - FETCH HIM A PINT . $ GUINNESS . $ 02 BUT I 'VE ONLY JUST HAD MY BREAKFAST - $ 01 PINT 'S WHAT YOU NEED . $ PUTS A VELVET LINING ROUND THE STOMACH . $ 02 YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL I SHAN'T DRINK IT . $ 01 LOOK SIR . $ LISTEN . $ ABOUT VICTOR - $ 02 I HAVE MISSED THE BOY . $ 01 WHAT IF HE 'S STILL LOONEY ? $ 02 HIS PRECISE MENTAL CONDITION HAS NOT BEEN CLEARLY ESTABLI SHED . $ 02 I 'VE LIVED THROUGH A GREAT DEAL OF CHANGE . $ I 'VE SEEN AN EMPIRE CRUMBLE - A GREAT NATION DECLINE . $ YES . $ I APPROVE OF PROGRESS BUT I DETEST ITS CONSEQUENCES . $ 01 OFF AGAIN , SIR - $ 02 OFF ? $ 01 YOU TOLD ME TO TELL YOU WHEN YOU GOES OFF . $ YOU JUST BEEN DOING IT . $ 02 WHAT WAS I SAYING ? $ 01 THE EMPIRE , SIR . $ AND THAT . $ WHAT ABOUT A PINT ? $ LUCY - FETCH HIM A PINT . $ GUINNESS . $ 02 BUT I 'VE ONLY JUST HAD MY BREAKFAST - $ 01 PINT'S WHAT YOU NEED . $ PUTS A VELVET LINING ROUND THE STOMACH . $ LUCY - $ 02 YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL I SHAN'T DRINK IT . $ 01 LOOK SIR . $ LISTEN . $ ABOUT VICTOR - $ 02 I HAVE MISSED THE BOY . $ 01 WHAT IF HE 'S STILL LOONEY ? $ 02 HIS PRECISE MENTAL CONDITION HAS NOT BEEN CLEARLY ESTABLI SHED . $ IN MY OPINION HE WAS LITTLE MORE THAN DISTRESSED . $ A STATE OF AFFAIRS IN WHICH YOU PLAYED NO MEAN ROLE . $ 01 HE WAS CRACKED ! $ 02 YOU 'VE PERSECUTED HIM EVER SINCE HE CAME DOWN FROM CAMBR IDGE . $ 01 PERSECUTED ? $ ME ? $ PERSECUTED VICTOR ? $ 02 OH DO STOP THIS HUMBUG . $ 01 HOW THE HELL YOU EXPECT ME TO GET BEHIND YOUR EARS ? $ 01 NOW PEDAL THAT FAT STOMACH OF YOURS BACK TO THE HOUSE WIL L YOU ? $ GET - $ 02 I CAN STILL DEAL WITH YOU , YOU KNOW - $ 01 GO ON . $ DEAL WITH ME . $ 01 WHEN WE COME BACK FROM THE FAR EAST IT WAS YOU WENT ROOTI NG OFF TO LIVERPOOL . $ WASN'T IT ? $ #33 $ IT WAS YOU DUG OUT THAT POXED UP BITCH AND COME BACK IN YOUR BLOODY DAIMLER WITH YOUR HIRED NANNY AND YOUR LITTLE BUNDLE . $ WELL . $ ALL RIGHT , I THOUGHT . $ HE 'S BARMY , BUT ALL RIGHT . $ IF HE WANTS TO PLAY FATHERS LET HIM HAVE THAT ONE . $ YOU SICKENED ME WITH THE WAY YOU BROUGHT HIM UP , BUT I KEPT ME TRAP SHUT . $ WELL . $ IT 'S A LONG TIME . $ BUT GET THIS . $ HE 'S MY BOY . $ YOU LOSE TRACK WHOSE HE IS . $ AND WHAT YOU TURNED HIM INTO ? $ EH ? $ WHEN HE GETS BACK HE CAN SHAPE HIS SELF DIFFERENT . $ HE CAN WORK OR GET OUT . $ IT 'S ME CARRIES THIS PLACE ON MY BACK , YOU KNOW . $ ME . $ WHILST YOU 'RE ROTTING YOUR LAST YEARS AWAY OVER YOUR BOOKS IN THAT LIBRARY . $ 01 IT 'S MY SWEAT . $ AND MY WORRY . $ DO YOU EVER THINK ON THAT ? $ CAN YOU FOAL THAT MARE ? $ LOOK AT YOU , YOUR HANDS IS SHAKING . $ CAN YOU HUMP A SACK OF OATS ? $ YOUR LEGS IS LIKE TWO OLD STICKS . $ I GRIND MY GUTS OUT FOR YOU . $ SIR ! $ 02 WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING TO ME LIKE THIS ? $ THERE 'S BEEN NO END TO WHAT I 'VE TAKEN FROM YOU , BUT AT L EAST YOU STOPPED SHORT OF INSOLENCE . $ YOU 'RE A SCANDAL IN THE VILLAGES ROUND HERE - YOUR WOMEN , AND YOUR DRINKING . $ CONSIDER WHAT ON OUTRAGE YOU HAVE BEEN TO ME ! $ 01 AND YOU 'VE TURNED MY BOY INTO AN OUTRAGE TO ME ! $ 02 I 'VE TREATED HIM LIKE A SON . $ YOU NEVER HAVE . $ IN ANY CASE - $ 01 WHAT ? $ 02 LUCY - $ 01 YOU MEAN I GOT ANOTHER ONE IN THE OVEN . $ THAT WHAT YOU MEAN ? $ YOU AND YOUR CHASTITY ! $ LITTLE HUMDRUM LECTURES ON CHASTITY IN THE EARLY MORNINGS .. . WHEN I HAD THE RAZOR ON YOUR THROAT . $ OH YOU WAS A FINE UPRIGHT OFFICER ! $ YES SIR . $ I MUST HAVE BEEN DIM-STROKING THE LATHER OFF YOUR CHEEKS AND HEARING ALL YOUR FINE CHRISTIAN THOUGHTS . $ I SEEN YOU WITH THE LADIES , AFTER YOUR POLO ! $ YOU WAS SCARED STIFF . $ SRINAGAR NINETEEN TWENTY-FIVE - REMEMBER ? $ ALL YOU YOUNG COCKS STRUTTING ABOUT SWEATING , AND THEM COOL LADIES WITH THEIR PARASOLS . $ AND THE NEAREST YOU EVER GOT TO IT WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS COUG H AND A BLUSH . $ 02 I SAVED YOU FROM A COURT MARTIAL IN SRINAGAR . $ 01 THAT YOU DID SIR . $ GRANTED . $ ALWAYS FAIR AND JUST . $ WILL YOU BE LAYING YOUR HANDS ON LUCY'S KID AS WELL ? $ 02 YOUR WRETCHED SPAWN DON'T INTEREST ME . $ 01 AH ! $ SPAWN , IS IT ? $ NOW IT 'S COMING OUT - $ 02 I WILL NOT CONTINUE THIS DEGRADING BRAWL . $ 01 LUCY - $ 02 THINK . $ YOU ARE NOT YOUNG YOURSELF . $ YOU 'VE MADE YOUR LIFE HERE - $ 01 WASN'T THAT WHAT YOU WANTED ? $ 02 I DON'T DENY IT . $ BUT WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU HAVE DONE ? $ 01 LUCY - $ 02 YOU HAD NO SAVINGS . $ THERE WAS THE BOY . $ YOU WERE CONTENT ENOUGH TO LET ME PAY HIS EXPENSES THEN . $ YOU DISLIKED HIM . $ YOUR ONLY SATISFACTION WAS THE MALICIOUS PLEASURE OF HUMILIA TING HIM . $ YOU WANTED TO TAUNT HIM . $ WHY ? $ FOR BEING LOVED ? $ 01 ANOTHER - $ 05 ARE YOU GOING TO BOOZE ALL DAY AGAIN ? $ 01 FILL IT , OR I 'LL BLOODY KILL YOU WITH IT . $ 02 I CAN THROW YOU OUT , YOU KNOW . $ YOU 'RE IN MY EMPLOYMENT - NOT ON MY CHARITY . $ 01 WOULD YOU SAY SOLDIERING WAS A FORM OF EMPLOYMENT ? $ 02 I - $ YES . $ I WOULD . $ 01 WHO EMPLOYED ME ? $ 02 YOUR COUNTRY . $ 01 ENGLAND ? $ BLOODY ENGLAND 'S NOTHING TO ME . $ 02 YOUR KING - $ 01 AH , SIR ! $ YOU 'LL MAKE ME CRY . $ 02 VERY WELL THEN . $ YOU WERE EMPLOYED BY A GOVERNMENT DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED BY MILLIONS LIKE YOURSELF . $ BUT YOU JOINED , BELCHER , TO SWILL BEER AND FORNICATE . $ POSSIBLY , TO KILL . $ TRUE ? $ 01 THERE YOU ARE , SIR . $ THE LIFE HAS ITS PERKS RIGHT ENOUGH . $ BUT ... $ 02 WHAT ? $ 01 MY FATHER WAS YOUR FATHER'S GROOM . $ HIS FATHER WAS YOUR GRANDAD'S COACHMAN . $ WHAT AM I , SIR ? $ DO YOU CALL THIS WHAT I 'VE GOT EMPLOYMENT ? $ 02 OF COURSE NOT . $ YOU INFURIATE ME ! $ YOU TREAT LUCY ABOMINABLY - I DISAPPROVE OF IT . $ 01 I DON'T REALLY KNOW AS I 'VE EVER APPROVED OF YOU , NEITH ER . $ 02 YOUR APPROVAL OF ANYTHING WOULD BE A SURE SIGN OF ITS IMM ORTALITY ! $ 01 LIKE THUMPING YOU DOWN INTO A SHELL HOLE AT PASSCHENDAELE AND SITTING ON YOU ? $ I APPROVED OF THAT . $ VERY ENJOYABLE IT WAS , JAMMING YOUR FACE IN THE MUD . $ AND BOTH PARTIES LIVED HAPPY AS TICKS IN TIZER . $ OH YOU DISAPPROVED SIR ! $ AND WE LOST THE COMPANY . $ SOME OFFICERS WOULD HAVE SHOT A MAN PREVENTING THEM DOING TH EIR DUTY . $ I DEFINITELY ACTED IMMORAL . $ THE INS AND OUTS DEFEAT ME , SIR . $ THAT 'S WHERE I GOT THE ADVANTAGE . $ SEVENTEEN I WAS , AT PASSCHENDAELE . $ I WAS LUCKY . $ I ALWAYS HAD LUCK . $ YOU WAS SHORT OF IT . $ BUT YOU HAD ME INSTEAD , NOW DIDN'T YOU ? $ 02 YES . $ I HAD YOU . $ 05 THE POST , SIR - $ 02 DO YOU THINK VICTOR CARES FOR ME , LUCY ? $ 05 I KNOW HE DOES . $ 02 BELCHER THINKS THAT I HAVE SOMEHOW TAKEN HIS SON AWAY FRO M HIM . $ NOT THAT HE EVER WANTED HIM . $ 01 YOU CAN HAVE HIM . $ I DON'T WANT NO BLOODY NUT CASE ! $ 05 VICTOR ISN'T A NUT CASE ! $ 01 WHAT ELSE DO YOU MAKE OUT OF A BLOKE WHO THINKS HE 'S HAU NTED ? $ EH ? $ HAUNTED ! $ I ASK YOU . $ COURSE , WE KNOW WHOSE SIDE YOU 'RE ON ! $ THERE 'S A WORD FOR THAT , THERE IS . $ INCEST . $ DO YOU BELIEVE HE 'S HAUNTED ? $ 02 PERHAPS HE IS , IN A SENSE . $ 01 COURSE , YOU BEING A CHRISTIAN - $ 02 YES ? $ 01 WELL . $ HOLY GHOSTS AND THAT . $ TONGUES OF FIRE . $ ONLY TONGUE OF FIRE I EVER COME ACROSS WAS A TART IN ALEXAND RIA . $ SHE USED TO - $ 02 BELCHER - $ 01 SIR , IT 'S A LOAD OF BULL . $ 02 VICTOR DESERVES OUR TACT AND COMPASSION . $ OUR SYMPATHY . $ HE SUFFERS . $ 01 YES . $ YOU KNOW WHAT FROM ? $ FROM THEM POSH SCHOOLS YOU SENT HIM TO . $ AND COLLEGE . $ HE SUFFERS FROM YOU ! $ WHEN HE GETS BACK , JUST LET HIM START GETTING ACROSS ME AGA IN , THAT 'S ALL . $ RIBBING ME . $ LET HIM START . $ YOU 'LL SEE . $ RIGHT . $ I 'M OFF TO LOOK AT THE MARE - IF YOU 'RE INTERESTED . $ 05 TO BE FAIR , HARRY DOES WORK HARD . $ AND ALL HE EVER SEES IS VICTOR LOUNGING ABOUT . $ READING AND DREAMING , THAT 'S ABOUT VICTOR'S LOT . $ EITHER THAT OR UP IN THE BIG HOUSE TALKING TO YOU , SIR . $ HARRY THINKS YOU ENCOURAGE HIM TO IDLENESS . $ 02 I KNOW , LUCY . $ I KNOW . $ 05 THIS PLACE COULD BE LOVELY , IF YOU WAS RICH - $ 02 I WAS , YOU KNOW . $ BUT MY MEANS ... DWINDLED . $ 05 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU LIVE ALONE IN THAT BIG HOUSE . $ ALL THEM SHUTTERED ROOMS . $ AND GUTTERS FALLING OFF . $ I 'VE SEEN BIRDS FLYING IN AND OUT . $ 02 I DON'T GRIEVE , LUCY . $ 05 YOU OUGHT TO GET THEM RENTOKIL PEOPLE IN . $ 02 WHO ? $ 05 FOR YOUR DRY ROT . $ THEY COME AND IMPREGNATE YOUR FLOORBOARDS . $ 02 WHEN BELCHER AND I CAME BACK THE PLACE WAS IN A FAR WORSE STATE THAN IT IS NOW . $ IT HAD BEEN A SCHOOL , YOU KNOW . $ DURING THE WAR . $ AND THEN A HOSPITAL . $ BOTTLES . $ WEEDS . $ I FOUND A PLASTER CAST FROM SOMEBODY'S LEG IN THE KENNELS . $ THERE IT WAS , COVERED WITH WRITING AND SHEARED NEATLY DOWN THE MIDDLE . $ ACROSS THE FOOT , IT SAID : END THE WAR AND BRING IN SOCIALI SM - LANCE CORPORAL P J WARLINGTON . $ I WONDER WHAT BECAME OF P J WARLINGTON . $ 05 WAS THE HOUSE NICE WHEN YOU WERE A BOY ? $ 02 I 'VE NEVER REALLY LIKED THE PLACE . $ IT 'S A BOTCHED AFFAIR ARCHITECTURALLY . $ THE FOUNDATIONS ARE ELIZABETHAN - RAZED TO THE GROUND BY THE ODIOUS CROMWELL . $ #34 $ THEN THERE WAS A MOST ELEGANT BUILDING , EIGHTEENTH CENTURY . $ MY FATHER GLEEFULLY VANDALISED THAT ONE WITH RAILWAY MONEY I N THE 1860'S . $ LOOK AT THAT FRIGHTFUL TOWER ! $ WOULDN'T BE OUT OF PLACE ON THE RHINE . $ 05 VICTOR LIKES IT . $ 02 YES . $ YOUNG PEOPLE NOWADAYS SEEM TO THINK THAT ADMIRATION FOR WHAT IS VULGAR DENOTES A KIND OF SOPHISTICATION . $ I THINK IT AMUSES HIM . $ POOR VICTOR . $ 05 I 'LL HAVE TO PUT THE SPROUTS ON . $ 02 AND I THINK I SHALL SIT IN THE SUNSHINE FOR A WHILE . $ 05 YOUR LETTERS , SIR - $ 02 OH YES ! $ CAN'T OPEN A BLASTED LETTER . $ CAN'T EAT PROPERLY . $ THE SOUP DRIBBLES . $ THE DAMN FORK RATTLES ON ME TEETH . $ TEETH ? $ MORE LIKE ROTTEN ARTICHOKES . $ OH , BELCHER ! $ PASSCHENDAELE . $ DAMN EYES FILMING OVER AS WELL . $ DEAR LORD , THY WORKS ARE FRAIL AND PASSING VULNERABLE . $ 05 HARRY ! $ GET OFF ME . $ YOU DRUNKEN SOD . $ HARRY - $ ME DAD 'S RIGHT . $ I 'M LEWD . $ Y' UGLY OLD BASTARD . $ ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU 'LL KILL THE BABY . $ THERE IT IS LYING ALL SNUG AND WARM AND SAFE - THEN WHAM ! $ LIKE A TELEGRAPH POLE THROUGH A CHAPEL . $ HARRY - $ ME BLADDERS BURSTING . $ I WONDER IF IT ACTUALLY GOES INTO THE FRUIT , I SHALL HAVE T O . $ CAN'T WAIT . $ 03 DAD ? $ DAD ! $ YOU BLOODY OLD RUIN . $ HE HAS BEEN CO-PULATING . $ AND DRIN-KING . $ WHILST I WAS IN THAT PLACE I DECIDED TO BRING CHARGES AGAINS T YOU OF FRAUDULENT CONCEPTION . $ LUCY - I CAN SEE WHAT YOU 'RE DOING BEHIND THOSE BUSHES . $ LUCY - COME OUT . $ I HAVE JUST INFORMED THIS SPAVINED BUNDLE OF GUTS I SHALL SU E HIM . $ THIS ... THIS GAVINED SPUNDLE OF BUTS . $ HAVE HAD A DRINK OR TWO , MYSELF . $ DO I TAKE AFTER FATHER ? $ I HAD WHISKY AND SAUSAGE ROLLS AT THE SWAN - THE LANDLORD TO OK FRIGHT . $ THOUGHT I WAS HAUNTED . $ 05 VICTOR ! $ 05 HAVE YOU BEEN IN TO SIR GERALD ? $ 03 NO . $ I THOUGHT I 'D SOBER UP IN THE ORCHARD . $ 05 DON'T TURN HIM OVER - $ 03 I HOPED HE WAS DEAD . $ 05 HE 'S ... YOU SEE , HE 'S - $ 03 WHAT ? $ 05 NOT FASTENED UP . $ 03 FLIESWISE ? $ 05 YES . $ 03 A SITUATION CRYING TO BE EXPLOITED . $ 05 WHY ? $ 03 LOOKS AS IF I 'VE GOT HIM CORNERED , FOR ONCE . $ ISN'T IT RISKY ? $ JIG-A-JIG IN THE ORCHARD ? $ 05 THE GENERAL USUALLY HAS HIS SIESTA TILL THREE . $ 03 IF I 'D ARRIVED A FEW MINUTES EARLIER - THEN WHAT ? $ THERE I AM WANDERING ALL INNOCENT AMONG THE FRUIT TREES AND SNIFFING THE BLOSSOM - TO BE CONFRONTED BY DADDY-O AT THE HE IGHT OF HIS SEXUAL GYMNASTICS ! $ 05 WOULD IT HAVE UPSET YOU ? $ 03 WOULD IT YOU ? $ 05 IS SEEING IT HARDER TO TAKE THAN KNOWING ABOUT IT ? $ 03 INFINITELY . $ 05 BECAUSE IT 'S YOUR DAD ? $ 03 IT IS CORRECT . $ IT IS MY DAD . $ I PREFER ITS SEX-LIFE TO REMAIN AN ABSTRACTION FOR ME . $ 05 DON'T BE SUCH A HYPOCRITE VICTOR . $ 03 LUCY - CAN I PUT MY HAND ON YOUR BULGE ? $ 05 I DON'T MIND . $ 03 MY HALF BROTHER ! $ 05 WHAT IF IT 'S A GIRL ? $ 03 IMAGINE - HALF OF ME WAS ONCE A LITTLE SPERMATOZOON PADDL ING ABOUT IN THAT UNLOVELY MAN . $ A LITTLE TADPOLE , FULL OF SPINDLY MOLESCULES - SWIMMING ALO NG , BLIND AS A BAT , HARMING NOBODY . $ AND ONE DAY I MEET THIS EGG . $ BURROWED IN . $ CLICKETY CLICK . $ THE MICROSCOPIC MACHINERY BEGAN ITS AWFUL WORK . $ 05 VICTOR - $ 03 WHAT ? $ 05 ARE YOU BETTER ? $ 03 DON'T I SEEM BETTER ? $ 05 NO . $ 03 WHY ? $ 05 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS . $ YOU STILL GIVE ME A CREEPY FEELING . $ 03 I 'M MUCH BETTER . $ 05 HARRY - IT 'S VICTOR . $ HE 'S BACK . $ 03 BE CAREFUL . $ I COULDN'T STAND IT IF HE WOKE UP AND SUDDENLY TURNED OVER . $ 05 HE HAD FOUR PINTS THIS MORNING AND FOUR WITH HIS DINNER . $ WE CAME HERE FOR HIM TO SLEEP IT OFF , BUT WOULD HE ? $ NOT BEFORE HE 'D HAD A GO AT ME . $ HE PASSED OUT ON TOP OF ME . $ 03 DAD - WAKE UP AND BUTTON YOUR FLIES . $ DAD - YOU 'RE NOT IN BED YOU 'RE IN AN ORCHARD FULL OF CROCO DILES . $ AND THEY 'RE COMING TO GET YOU . $ SNACK-SNACK . $ CAN'T YOU HEAR THEIR JAWS ? $ DAD ? $ BUTTON OR PERISH . $ THAT 'S THE WAY TO DO IT . $ PLAY ON HIS FEARS OF CASTRATION . $ 01 VICTOR , IS IT ? $ 03 WHY DON'T YOU STAND UP DAD ? $ DON'T BE COY . $ 01 GERAROFIT ! $ 03 WHAT 'S THE MATTER ? $ ARE YOUR LEGS PARALYSED ? $ 01 SON , WHEN I 'VE DONE THESE FLIES UP - WATCH OUT . $ I TOLD YOU BEFORE TO KEEP OUT OF THIS ORCHARD OF AN AFTERNOO N . $ 03 DAD , I ACCUSE YOU OF HAVING CAUSED A FELONIOUS UNION BET WEEN AN EGG AND A SPER-MA-TO-ZOON . $ 01 IF YOU START TALKING ALL THAT GIBBERISH TO ME AGAIN - $ 03 BUMFACE . $ 05 STOP IT VICTOR - $ 05 IF YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH HIM , HARRY - $ 01 WHAT WILL YOU DO DARLING ? $ 01 LOOK AT THAT ! $ JUST BLOODY LOOK AT IT . $ YOU 'RE A STUPID FEEBLE GET . $ WHAT ARE YOU ? $ 03 A STUPID FEEBLE GET . $ 01 HEARD ABOUT HIS WOOLLY TIGER ? $ HE HAD A WOOLLY TIGER . $ SLEPT WITH IT TILL HE WAS FOURTEEN . $ 05 LEAVE HIM ALONE , HARRY - $ 03 LEAVE ME ALONE , HARRY - $ 01 I OUGHT TO PULL YOUR BLOODY GUTS OUT AND STRANGLE YOU WIT H THEM . $ YOU 'RE A TOSSED UP TWAT . $ WHAT ARE YOU ? $ 03 A TOSSED UP TWAT . $ 05 COME ON VICTOR . $ COME WITH ME AND I 'LL GIVE YOU YOUR TEA . $ SCONES AND JAM AND HOME MADE SPONGE CAKE . $ VICTOR - $ 03 I LIKED THAT WOOLLY TIGER . $ 05 THERE 'S FRESH CREAM AND STRAWBERRIES . $ 03 IT WAS CALLED ARISTOTLE . $ IN MOMENTS OF GREAT TENDERNESS - TOTLE . $ 01 SIR GERALD GETS HIS TEA FIRST . $ 05 BE NICE TO VICTOR - $ 01 WHY ? $ 05 KEEP YOUR BLOODY BIG HANDS OFF HIM . $ #35 $ THEY 'RE LIKE ANVILS - $ 01 GET UP . $ YOU MAKE ME THROW UP TO LOOK AT YOU . $ WE 'VE GOT TO COME TO TERMS VICTOR , YOU AND ME . $ GOT TO ARRIVE AT WHAT SIR GERALD CALLS A MODUS VIVENDI . $ HAVING BEEN TO COLLEGE YOU 'LL KNOW THE EXPRESSION . $ IT 'S GREEK AND IT MEANS YOU FIT YOUR LITTLE WAYS IN WITH MI NE OR I'LL RAM YOUR NOSE UP YOUR BACKSIDE . $ 03 THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO CURE ME OF CHRONIC VIRGINITY . $ 01 GERRUP ON YOUR STINKING FEET AND LOOK ME IN THE EYES . $ 03 YOU HAVE A CURIOUS EFFECT ON ME DAD . $ I CAN'T STAND . $ CAN'T LOOK YOU IN THE EYES . $ IF ONLY I WAS A BABY ! $ I 'D THROW A PAIR OF CHUBBY ARMS ROUND YOUR NECK AND SHOUT G OOO . $ GOO GOO . $ 01 HERE , GETTING BULSHY ARE WE ? $ RIGHT . $ COME ON THEN . $ PUT THEM UP . $ YOU 'LL DO IT ONE DAY , BOY . $ ONE DAY YOU 'LL PUT UP THEM SOFT LITTLE JELLIES OF YOURS AND I 'LL BLOODY SMASH YOU . $ I 'LL TEAR YOUR EARS OFF . $ CRUNCH YOUR BLOODY SILLY FACE IN . $ I SHALL PUNCH YOUR CHIN THROUGH THE BACK OF YOUR SKULL . $ DO YOU HEAR THAT BOY ? $ I HOPE YOU TAKE ME SERIOUS . $ PEEPING TOM ! $ CREEPS INTO THE ORCHARD TO CATCH HIS DAD ON THE JOB ! $ WHERE 'S YOUR CAMERA ? $ WANT SOME DIRTY PICTURES ? $ 03 IF I DID CATCH YOU , DAD , I 'D STEAL UP AND SNICK OFF YO UR PRIVATES . $ 01 VIRGIN ! $ 03 ARCADES AMBO , ET CANTARE PARES ET RESPONDERE PARATI - $ 01 WHAT 'S THAT ONE ? $ 03 ARCADIANS BOTH , AND EACH AS READY AS THE OTHER TO LEAD O FF WITH A SONG , OR TO GIVE AN APT RESPONSE . $ 01 I 'VE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE . $ 03 HOW IS THE GENERAL ? $ 01 WAS YOU BEING SARCASTIC ? $ 03 A WOMAN CAME TO SEE HIM . $ I MET HER IN THE SWAN . $ SHE SAT THERE SMOKING . $ JUST THE TWO OF US . $ VERY ATTRACTIVE BUT CURIOUS EYES . $ FIERCE . $ LOOKED AS IF SHE COULD FLAY THE SKIN OFF YOU JUST BY STARING . $ I WAS TALKING TO EMMANUEL KANT 1724 - 1804 AND THE LANDLORD SAID : LAY OFF IT VICTOR . $ WHEN SHE HEARD MY NAME SHE LOOKED AT ME AND SMILED . $ I WAS CONFUSED . $ I WALKED OUT . $ AND AT THE LODGE GATES AS I CAME THROUGH , THIS ROVER TWO TH OUSAND PULLED UP . $ HER . $ SHE OPENED THE DOOR . $ I GOT IN . $ SHE SAID : YOU 'RE VICTOR ! $ I WAS ABOUT TO INTRODUCE MY FRIEND KANT . $ SHE LEANED ACROSS ME AND SLAMMED THE DOOR IN HIS FACE . $ DROVE TO THE FRONT DOOR OF THE BIG HOUSE . $ I SAID : YOU CAN'T GET IN THERE , IT HASN'T BEEN OPENED FOR YEARS . $ SHE SMILED AND SAID : SO YOU 'RE VICTOR . $ I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO . $ I GOT OUT AND STOOD IN THE DRIVE . $ SHE LOOKED AT ME , AND I OPENED HER DOOR . $ LIKE A BLOODY FLUNKY . $ SHE WATCHED ME LOOKING AT HER LEGS AS SHE GOT OUT . $ I SAW THEM RIGHT UP TO HER STOCKING TOPS . $ BEAUTIFUL LEGS . $ SHE STOOD SHADING HER EYES IN THE SUN . $ SHE SAID : DO YOU OFTEN TALK TO DEAD PHILOSOPHERS ? $ I EXPLAINED IT 'S ONE OF MY QUIRKS . $ SHE LOOKED CONDESCENDING , WENT ROUND THE BACK . $ AND I CAME TO THE ORCHARD . $ DEAR ME . $ 01 YOU MAKING THIS UP ? $ 03 GO AND SEE . $ 01 FAIR ? $ SWANKY ? $ A BIT COOL ? $ 03 THAT 'S RIGHT . $ 01 HELEN BLOODY RAWSTON ! $ 03 HIS NIECE ? $ 01 YES . $ AND TROUBLE . $ 03 WHY ? $ 01 HE 'S WRITTEN TO HER ! $ MUST HAVE - $ 03 WHY SHOULDN'T HE ? $ 01 SEEN NOTHING OF HER FOR TWENTY YEARS OR MORE . $ 03 LOOK - $ 01 WHAT ? $ 03 GEORGE WILHELM HEGEL SEVENTEEN SEVENTY-EIGHTEEN THIRTY-ON E . $ 01 I 'M WARNING YOU , VICTOR . $ DON'T COME IT - $ 03 IT 'S ALL RIGHT . $ HE 'S GONE . $ HE SAW YOU . $ 01 VICTOR - CAN I STUFF IT INTO YOUR HEAD ? $ WE COULD HAVE THIS PLACE . $ 03 I DON'T WANT IT . $ 01 HE KEEPS SAYING HE 'LL LEAVE IT TO YOU . $ HE 'S BEEN A SPRITELY OLD MAN , BUT HE 'S GOING . $ AREN'T YOU BLOODY INTERESTED ? $ HOUSE ... HORSES ... LAND . $ IF WE COULD SETTLE OUR DIFFERENCES , VICTOR . $ IF YOU WOULDN'T BLOODY PROVOKE ME . $ 03 WHEN YOU BEGIN TO WHINE , DAD , YOU SOUND MORE DANGEROUS THAN WHEN YOU 'RE SHOUTING YOUR HEAD OFF . $ I 'D HAVE THOUGHT GREED WOULD MAKE YOU CUNNING . $ ALL IT DOES IS MAKE YOU UNREALISTIC . $ 01 WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME ? $ 03 HOW LONG DO YOU THINK YOU 'LL LIVE ? $ I 'LL BET YOUR LIVER LOOKS LIKE A CHEWED SPONGE . $ AS FOR THE OTHER ORGANS YOU 'RE GIVEN TO OVEREXERCISING - $ 01 DO YOU KNOW I 'VE NEVER OWNED NOTHING ? $ EXCEPT ME KIT ? $ NOT A BRICK . $ NOR A HANDFUL OF EARTH . $ ACH - I 'M LIKE HIM . $ I 'VE NEVER CARED . $ WE HAD A ROW THIS MORNING . $ NEVER HAD NO ROWS BEFORE . $ HE INSULTED ME . $ AREN'T I ENTITLED TO SOMETHING THOUGH ? $ 03 THROUGH ME ? $ BECAUSE HE LIKES ME ? $ AFTER YEARS OF YOUR BULLYING YOU EXPECT ME TO GET SOMETHING FOR YOU ? $ UP TO NOW YOU 'VE ALWAYS TAKEN WHAT YOU WANTED . $ HAS HE EVER DENIED YOU ANYTHING ? $ 01 AND I 'VE PAID A BLOODY ROTTEN PRICE ! $ 03 HAS THAT ONLY JUST PENETRATED ? $ 01 HE 'S HAD MY LIFE - $ 03 YOU BEHAVE AS IF THIS PLACE IS YOUR OWN , ANYWAY . $ 01 IS HE INTERESTED ? $ DOES HE WANT TO KNOW ? $ WHO 'LL BE UP ALL NIGHT WITH THE MARE WHEN SHE FOALS ? $ NOT CATESBY . $ 03 HE LETS YOU KEEP THE HORSES . $ AND IT 'S RUINING HIM . $ 01 DON'T COME THE IMPOVERISHED GENTRY WITH ME ! $ I SEEN WHAT THE OLD MAN'S FATHER DID WITH THE MONEY . $ HE ENJOYED HIS SELF . $ AND GOOD LUCK TO HIM . $ HE WAS A GAMBLER , THAT ONE . $ LET HIS WIFE DO ALL THE PRAYING AND MUMBO-JUMBO . $ SIR GERALD TAKES AFTER HER . $ YOU KNOW I REMEMBER HELEN RAWSTON COMING HERE ONE YEAR , KID OF SEVEN OR EIGHT . $ ALL EYES AND SKINNY LEGS . $ HER DAD WAS KILLED IN INDIA AND HER MOTHER DIED THAT SUMMER . $ I THOUGHT : THERE 'S A LITTLE BLOOD SUCKER ! $ AND THAT 'S WHAT SHE WAS . $ SPENT HOURS IN THE PADDOCK WEARING A DAISY CHAIN AND PLAYING THE LITTLE QUEEN . $ A DEVIL WITH THE SERVANTS . $ SHE MARRIED WELL . $ SOME POOR BASTARD IN THE FOREIGN OFFICE . $ VICTOR , WHAT I COULD DO WITH THIS PLACE , D' YOU SEE . $ I COULD START PONY-TREKKING . $ I 'VE ALWAYS FANCIED THAT . $ THERE 'S MONEY IN IT , AND POSH CRUMPET . $ I BET THEY 'D GO FOR ME SOME OF THEM RICH DIVORCED WOMEN OUT ON THE LOOSE . $ GET ONE DOWN ON HER BACK IN FIELDER'S WOODS - THEY 'D BE FLO CKING DOWN HERE FROM LONDON LIKE STARLINGS ! $ WE COULD DO THE HOUSE UP . $ TURN IT INTO A HOTEL . $ YOU KNOW - GET SOMEBODY TO BACK US . $ SEE WHAT I MEAN ? $ IF HE LEAVES IT TO YOU ? $ I 'D MAKE IT WORK , VICTOR . $ 03 WHY DO YOU THINK I STAY HERE ? $ 01 BECAUSE HE LETS YOU LIVE ON YOUR BACKSIDE AND NO WORK . $ OH , YOU 'RE CLEVER YOU ARE ! $ YOU MAKE HIM FEEL HE 'S GOT A SON . $ A GENTLEMAN , LIKE HE IS . $ BUT YOU AREN'T NO GENTLEMAN . $ YOU 'RE A PIECE OF RUBBISH OUT THE GUTTER . $ YOU 'RE THE RESULT OF A SATURDAY NIGHT'S DRUNKEN BANG . $ IT 'S A QUESTION OF BLOOD . $ YOU 'VE GOT MY BLOOD . $ YOU 'RE SAME AS ME . $ HIS BLOOD 'S DIFFERENT . $ HE 'S A ARISTOCRAT . $ THAT 'S WHAT HE WAS BORN AND YOU AND ME 'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TRACK . $ THAT 'S THE NATURAL ORDER , BOY , THAT IS . $ THE WAY THINGS IS ORDAINED . $ THEY 'RE BORN TO RULE , AND WE 'RE HERE TO SCREW 'EM FOR ALL WE CAN GET WHILST RESPECTING THEIR RIGHTFUL PLACE IN THE SC HEME OF THINGS . $ 03 ALL WE NEED IS FOR GERALD TO CONVENIENTLY DIE ! $ 01 HE WON'T MAKE ANOTHER WINTER . $ 03 YOU 'VE NO REASON FOR THINKING HE 'S GOING TO DIE . $ BUT YOU WANT HIM TO . $ WELL I DON'T . $ I WANT HIM TO LIVE - AND A BLOODY SIGHT LONGER THAN YOU IF P OSSIBLE . $ I 'M FOND OF HIM . $ I LOVE THIS PLACE . $ I LIVE , THAT 'S ALL . $ FEEL SAFE HERE . $ I 'M FRIGHTENED . $ DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ? $ I 'M ILL . $ I 'M TERRIFIED . $ WHY DO YOU THINK I 'VE JUST BEEN WHERE I 'VE BEEN ? $ YOU DON'T KNOW ME , OR WANT TO . $ BUT I 'LL TELL YOU ONE THING . $ IF THE OLD MAN SHOULD DIE AND LEAVE THIS ESTATE TO ME - YOU 'LL BE OUT ! $ 01 YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD ! $ I 'LL PULL YOUR ROTTEN ARMS OFF . $ WELL THEN . $ RIGHT THEN . $ KNOW WERE WE ARE THEN . $ DON'T WE ? $ BLOODY DON'T WE ! $ MRS RAWSTON - $ 04 I BELIEVE THE LAST TIME WE MET I WAS EIGHT . $ #36 $ 01 SO YOU WAS . $ 04 BELCHER . $ 01 THAT 'S RIGHT . $ 04 I DISLIKED YOU EXTREMELY . $ 01 IT WAS MUTUAL . $ 04 YOU SMELLED OF BEER AND HORSESWEAT . $ 01 YOU 'VE GOT A MEMORY , MRS RAWSTON - $ 04 WAS THAT VICTOR ? $ IS IT VICTOR WHO 'S AN UNGRATEFUL BASTARD ? $ 01 YOU SEEN SIR GERALD YET ? $ 04 NO . $ I 'M LOOKING FOR HIM . $ I SAT IN THE LIBRARY FOR A WHILE BUT HE DIDN'T COME . $ 01 WAS HE EXPECTING YOU ? $ 04 I WROTE . $ MY HUSBAND DIED RECENTLY . $ I THOUGHT MY UNCLE MIGHT COME TO THE FUNERAL , BUT HE DIDN'T . $ 01 DID YOU ? $ 04 WHAT ? $ 01 GO TO YOUR HUSBAND'S FUNERAL ? $ 04 NOW NOW , BELCHER ! $ 01 YOU WON'T LIKE IT HERE . $ 04 I LIKE IT VERY MUCH . $ I MIGHT COME TO LIVE HERE . $ 01 ROOMS IS ALL CLOSED UP EXCEPT SIR GERALD'S . $ FULL OF RUBBISH AND BIRDSHIT . $ 04 ARE WE GOING TO GET IN EACH OTHER'S WAY , BELCHER ? $ 01 YOU COME QUICK TO THE POINT ! $ 04 I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO UNDERESTIMATE ME . $ 01 I GOT WORK TO DO - $ 04 BELCHER - WHAT WORK ? $ 01 WORK - $ 04 THE HOUSE IS DECAYING . $ THE FARM 'S ABANDONED . $ LOOK AT THIS ORCHARD - IT HASN'T BEEN CARED FOR . $ I NOTICED EVEN THE LODGE HAS BEEN EMPTY FOR SOME TIME , AND THE DRIVE 'S PRACTICALLY OVER GROWN . $ WHAT WORK ? $ 01 WE KEEP A FEW HORSES . $ 04 YOU MEAN MY UNCLE STILL RIDES ? $ 01 NO - $ 04 I SEE . $ BUT HE BREEDS HORSES ? $ 01 WELL NO . $ NOT EXACTLY . $ WE GOT A MARE IN FOAL . $ WE JUST KEEP A FEW , YOU SEE - $ 04 AND YOU LOOK AFTER THEM ? $ 01 THAT 'S RIGHT . $ 04 DO YOU RIDE ? $ 01 I EXERCISE THEM - $ 04 AND HOW DOES MY UNCLE OCCUPY HIMSELF ? $ 01 HE SLEEPS A LOT NOWADAYS . $ FINE WARM WEATHER , I RIG HIM A HAMMOCK IN THE STABLEYARD . $ WHEN HE 'S NOT IN THE BIG HOUSE HE LIKES TO GET AWAY DOWN TH E STABLEYARD . $ IT 'S NEXT TO MY COTTAGE , SEE . $ HE LIKES TO FEEL A BIT NEAR PEOPLE . $ HE 'S NOT A SNOB , YOUR UNCLE - $ 04 ARE YOU FOND OF HIM ? $ 01 WE 'VE ALWAYS BEEN CLOSE . $ THAT 'S HOW I 'D PUT IT . $ CLOSE . $ 04 BUT NOT FOND . $ 01 IT 'S THE WRONG WORD , THAT 'S ALL . $ 04 WHAT 'S THE RIGHT WORD ? $ 01 I DON'T KNOW , MISSUS . $ 04 NICE ... DRINKING IN THE ORCHARD ON A HOT AFTERNOON - $ 01 I DO DRINK A BIT . $ 04 YOU SEEM TO HAVE COLLECTED ONE OR TWO PATERNITY ORDERS RO UND HERE , AS WELL . $ YOU 'RE NOT POPULAR IN THE VILLAGE - $ 01 THEY GO IN THE SWAN , WITH THEIR TIGHT SKIRTS . $ LOOKING FOR IT . $ I WON'T SAY I HAVEN'T GOT A WAY WITH ME . $ IT 'S THE OLD DONKEY 'S KICKS HARDEST . $ 04 I SUPPOSE YOU HAVE HEARD OF CONTRACEPTION , BELCHER ? $ 01 PROPHYLAXIS THEY CALLED IT IN THE ARMY . $ OTHERWISE KNOWN AS POX DOCTOR'S OVERCOATS . $ 04 HOW VIVID ! $ 01 I 'M COCK O' THE WALK HERE , MRS RAWSTON . $ 04 ARE YOU ? $ 01 I 'VE TRIED TO HOLD THIS PLACE TOGETHER . $ 04 WELL . $ YOU DON'T SEEM TO HAVE SUCCEEDED . $ DO YOU ? $ 01 I 'VE TRIED TO PROTECT YOUR UNCLE . $ LEFT HIM TO HIS BOOKS . $ AT FIRST I TRIED TO KEEP THE FARM GOING - IT WASN'T NO USE . $ I 'VE BEEN A JACK OF ALL TRADES : PLOUGHING , SOWING , REAPI NG - BUT WE COULDN'T PAY THE MEN . $ I 'VE BEEN VET , GROOM , CARPENTER , BLACKSMITH - YOU NAME I T . $ BEHORE I GOT A WOMAN HERE I LOOKED AFTER SIR GERALD WHEN HE WAS SICK . $ FED HIM . $ BATHED HIM . $ ONLY ONE THING IN IT FOR ME - $ 04 WHAT ? $ 01 SEE BETWEEN THE TREES ? $ IN THE PADDOCK , BY THE STREAM ? $ AREN'T THEY HANDSOME , MISSIS ? $ 04 YES . $ THEY ARE . $ 01 SEE UP BY THE FENCE , THAT 'S A RUSSIAN GELDING . $ SEE THE LINE OF HIM ? $ THE OTHER TWO 'S IRISH . $ YOUR UNCLE WAS A FINE POLO PLAYER , ONE TIME . $ THEM HORSES ARE MY PLEASURE . $ 04 AND HE KEEPS THEM JUST FOR YOU ? $ 01 DOES THAT RILE YOU A BIT ? $ 04 IT 'S AN EXPENSIVE FORM OF SELF-INDULGENCE . $ 01 I SUPPOSE HE CAN DO WHAT HE LIKES WITH WHAT 'S LEFT OF HI S MONEY . $ 04 IT LOOKS AS IF YOU CAN , AT ANY RATE ! $ 01 BEST THING ABOUT YOU , DARLING - IS YOUR SMELL . $ 03 DON'T LOOK . $ RIGHT BEHIND YOUR CHAIR . $ 05 WHO ? $ 03 KARL MARX . $ 05 WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE ? $ 03 LONG WHITE HAIR AND BEARD . $ COAL BLACK EYES . $ FROCK COAT . $ VERY STERN . $ 05 VICTOR YOU DON'T REALLY SEE PEOPLE ! $ 03 MARX IS ASHAMED OF ME . $ 05 WHY ? $ 03 I IRRITATE HIM . $ 05 WHY IS THAT ? $ 03 HE JUST POINTED AN ACCUSING FINGER AT ME , AND VANISHED . $ 05 WHAT WAS IT LIKE , IN THE SANITORIUM ? $ 03 I HAD A WHITE ROOM . $ WHITE BED . $ GARDENS . $ IT WAS VERY QUIET . $ I THOUGHT OF GROWING UP HERE . $ BEFORE SIR GERALD SENT ME TO SCHOOL , I HAD A TUTOR WHO CAME FROM A POOR FAMILY IN BIRMINGHAM . $ WE SPENT HOURS ROAMING AROUND THIS ESTATE . $ HE WAS VERY FIERCE AND EXCITED - SAID ONE DAY THERE 'D BE A BLOODY REVOLUTION . $ HE SHOWED ME A PICTURE OF A CELLAR IN YEKATERINBERG , WHERE HE SAID THE CZAR AND HIS FAMILY WERE SHOT . $ I DIDN'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN TO GERALD . $ I NEEDN'T HAVE WORRIED . $ I 'M SURE MRS RAWSTON CAME HERE ONCE . $ I WAS LYING IN ONE OF THE CORNFIELDS . $ THE OTHER SIDE OF HEDGE THERE WAS SUDDENLY THIS WOMAN ON HOR SEBACK . $ SHE REINED THE HORSE IN - AND THEY WERE ABSOLUTELY STILL . $ SHE LOOKED AT ME . $ I WAS TERRIFIED . $ THEN SHE GALLOPED OFF . $ 05 IT COULD HAVE BEEN ANYBODY . $ 03 I KNOW . $ BUT - I THINK IT WAS HER . $ 05 DO WAKE HIM UP , VICTOR . $ HE WAS WAITING FOR YOU . $ 03 GERALD - $ 05 HE GOES RIGHT OUT - $ 03 GERALD - $ 02 VICTOR ! $ MY DEAR BOY - $ 03 INCURABLE , BUT OPTIMISTIC . $ 02 LOOK - DAMMIT , I CAN NEVER GET OUT OF THIS CONTRAPTION . $ ONE WONDERS WHY ONE GETS INTO IT . $ 03 I 'LL HELP YOU - $ 02 NO . $ WAIT A MINUTE . $ THE THING 'S A SUBTLE COMBINATION OF INDIGNITY AND DISCOMFOR T . $ WHERE 'S YOUR FATHER ? $ I EXPECT HE HOPES I 'LL BREAK MY NECK IN IT ONE OF THESE DAY S . $ ANOTHER HEAVE , AND WE 'LL BE OUT . $ VICTOR , YOU LOOK VERY WELL . $ 03 YOUR NIECE IS HERE . $ 02 HELEN ? $ 03 YES . $ 02 WHERE ? $ WHY ? $ I EXPECT SHE 'S GOING ROUND THE HOUSE LAMENTING ITS FINER DA YS . $ WELL . $ WE 'LL SOON SEND HER PACKING ! $ 04 THAT 'S NOT VERY HOSPITABLE , UNCLE - $ 02 MY DEAR GIRL IF YOU WANT ME TO BE POLITE ... AND SOCIABLE ! $ ONE HASN'T SEEN YOU FOR NEARLY A QUARTER OF A CENTURY . $ THERE . $ PUT LIKE THAT , IT SOUNDS AS LONG AS IT IS - DOESN'T IT ? $ YOU LOOK CHARMING . $ NOT A DAY OVER THIRTY . $ LUCY - PREPARE AN ENORMOUS TEA , WILL YOU ? $ 04 VICTOR , WILL YOU GET MY BAGS FROM THE CAR AND TAKE THEM INTO THE HOUSE ? $ #37 $ 03 I DON'T THINK SO . $ 04 I WANT TO TALK TO MY UNCLE - $ 03 I DON'T HUMP PEOPLE'S BAGS , LOVE . $ 02 PERHAPS YOU DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND VICTOR'S POSITION HERE , HELEN . $ YOU SEE HE - $ 04 WILL YOU GET MY BLOODY BAGS IN ! $ 03 JUST GOING FOR A SHOWER . $ SEE YOU LATER , GERALD . $ 04 I ASSUME YOU GOT MY LETTER ABOUT BRIAN . $ I DIDN'T REALLY EXPECT YOU TO TURN UP AT THE FUNERAL . $ BUT YOU LIKED HIM , DIDN'T YOU ? $ 02 I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO COME HERE AND I RATHER WISH YOU 'D GO AWAY . $ OF COURSE I 'M SORRY ABOUT BRAIN ... $ I 'M TOO TIRED TO FACE THESE THINGS , HELEN . $ TOO OLD . $ AND YOU WERE ALWAYS SO DIFFICULT - $ 04 I DIDN'T MEAN TO SNAP AT VICTOR . $ I 'M A BIT NERVY , THAT 'S ALL . $ LOOK , SIT DOWN FOR GOD'S SAKE . $ YOU LOOK AS IF YOU 'RE GOING TO SHAKE TO PIECES . $ 02 HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO MAKE EVEN CONCERN SOUND SPITEFUL ? $ I WANT MY TEA . $ 04 BRIAN LEFT ME A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE IN KNIGHTSBRIDGE , A LOT OF MONEY , AND AN OBSCURE FEELING THAT HE DIED BECAUSE HE CO ULDN'T STAND ME . $ I SUDDENLY WANTED TO COME BACK HERE . $ I THOUGHT I MIGHT LOOK AFTER YOU . $ 02 JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER . $ HER GOOD INTENTIONS WERE ALWAYS PALPABLY INSINCERE . $ YOU WANT TO COME HERE , SO YOU DECIDE THAT I NEED YOU . $ I DON'T . $ YOU 'RE STILL A YOUNG WOMAN - WHY DON'T YOU GO AWAY SOMEWHER E AND ENJOY YOURSELF ? $ I 'M YOUR ONLY RELATIVE . $ 02 THAT 'S WHAT FRIGHTENS ME . $ 04 BRIAN WAS A FOOL . $ 02 A RICH FOOL . $ 04 I DON'T THINK THE BELCHERS ARE GOOD FOR YOU . $ THE FATHER 'S OBSCENE AND THE SON IS A CLOWN . $ MOTHER USED TO SAY YOU HAD A TASTE FOR BIZARRE SERVANTS . $ 02 THEY ARE NOT SERVANTS . $ THEY WORK HERE . $ 04 VICTOR WORKS ? $ 04 DON'T SULK . $ I 'M TOUCHED . $ I HOPE HE 'S NOT QUEER OR ANYTHING . $ YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED TO LIE , UNCLE - IT MAKES PEOPLE MUC H LESS VULNERABLE . $ 02 VICTOR HAS BEEN ILL . $ 04 YES . $ I WON'T SAY IT 'S OBVIOUS , BUT IT 'S DISCERNIBLE . $ 02 YOU WON'T MUCH CARE FOR THE WAY WE LIVE HERE . $ 04 I 'M VERY ADAPTABLE . $ 02 BESIDES WHICH , APART FROM MY OWN ROOMS , THE HOUSE - $ 04 YES . $ I 'VE ALREADY SEEN THE HOUSE . $ I WAS APPALLED . $ 02 I DEEPLY RESENT YOUR INVASION OF MY PRIVACY . $ 04 SURELY I 'VE SOME RIGHT TO BE HERE ? $ 02 BELCHER - $ 01 SIR ? $ 02 MRS RAWSTON IS LEAVING . $ 01 SHE BEEN GETTING ON YOU WICK ? $ 02 I SHALL TAKE MY TEA IN THE HOUSE . $ 01 HAVE TO WAIT FOR YOUR TEA . $ LUCY 'S STICK . $ PUKING ALL OVER THE PLACE . $ 04 UNCLE - $ 02 I MUST GO - OR YOU AND I WILL QUARREL . $ YOU 'VE IGNORED MY EXISTENCE FOR YEARS , AND I 'D BE OBLIGED IF YOU 'D CONTINUE TO DO SO . $ YOU EMBARRASS ME . $ YOU DID AS A CHILD . $ YOU LACKED CHARACTER AND MADE UP FOR IT WITH ARROGANCE . $ IT PAINS ME THAT SO MUCH OF WHAT YOU WERE HAS OBVIOUSLY SURV IVED OVER THE YEARS . $ I DON'T GRASP YOUR MOTIVES IN COMING HERE BUT I RESENT THEM WHATEVER THEY ARE . $ MY AGE MAKES IT DIFFICULT TO STRETCH TOLERANCE BEYOND SELF-I NTEREST . $ STAY IF YOU WISH - BUT LET US HAVE THE CIRCUMSPECTION TO AVO ID EACH OTHER . $ 04 MY GOD ! $ 01 THERE MY BEAUTY ... THERE ... THERE . $ IT WON'T BE LONG . $ 01 IT 'S GONE VERY QUIET ALL OF A SUDDEN . $ KNOCKED BACK A BIT ARE YOU ? $ HE EATS 'EM ALIVE DOES THE OLD MAN WHEN HE 'S MOODY . $ 04 WHAT 'S IN THERE ? $ 01 I 'VE A MARE IN FOAL - $ 01 THERE 'S GOING TO BE TROUBLE . $ 04 WHEN SHE FOALS ? $ 01 THAT 'S RIGHT . $ 04 HOW DO YOU KNOW ? $ 01 I JUST KNOW . $ WHEN IT STARTS , I SHAN'T LEAVE HER . $ 04 WILL LUCY GET A ROOM READY FOR ME IN THE HOUSE ? $ 01 YOU 'LL STICK IT OUT , THEN ? $ 04 I TRY TO THRIVE WHERE I 'M UNWELCOME . $ BRIAN AND I SHOULD HAVE COME DOWN TO SEE HIM OCCASIONALLY . $ I 'VE ALWAYS HAD A SPECIAL FEELING FOR THIS PLACE BELCHER . $ 01 HAVE YOU , MRS RAWSTON ? $ 04 I USED TO RIDE HERE SOMETIMES . $ WHEN YOU AND MY UNCLE WERE STILL ABROAD IN THE ARMY . $ I OFTEN SAW YOUNG VICTOR WANDERING ABOUT WITH THAT HALF-BAKE D TUTOR OF HIS . $ I HATED THE WAY MY UNCLE WAS LETTING EVERYTHING GO . $ I FEEL QUITE POSSESSIVE ABOUT THE ESTATE - $ 01 I SUPPOSE YOU THINK IT 'LL GO TO YOU ? $ 04 WHY SHOULDN'T IT ? $ 01 A BLOODY LIABILITY . $ NOTHING MORE . $ 04 NO . $ A KIND OF INVESTMENT . $ 01 YOU 'RE JOKING ! $ 04 ANYWAY - MY UNCLE LOOKS REASONABLY HEALTHY . $ IT 'S THE DODDERERS WHO SURVIVE . $ 01 HE 'S NOT BAD FOR HIS AGE . $ 04 HOW ARE YOU FOR YOUR AGE , BELCHER ? $ 01 WHAT DO YOU THINK ? $ 04 A LITTLE TOO - MEATY . $ 01 I COULD TAKE YOU APART ALL RIGHT ! $ 04 AND YOU STILL SMELL . $ 01 DEPENDS WHAT YOU LIKE , DOESN'T IT ? $ 04 I LIKE YOUNG MEN . $ I DON'T LIKE FAT STINKING FARM LABOURERS WHO DIMLY IMAGINE T HEY 'RE ATTRACTIVE TO SOPHISTICATED WOMEN . $ I DON'T LIKE BULLS , BELCHER . $ 01 I 'M NOT A FARM LABOURER , MISSIS - $ 04 WHATEVER YOU ARE , THEN - $ WHAT AM I , MRS RAWSTON ? $ 01 WHAT AM I ? $ 04 VICTOR ? $ 03 THAT 'S HIM . $ 04 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? $ 03 WHAT ARE YOU ? $ DOING ? $ 04 I WENT TO THE STABLES TO SEE THE FOAL BORN . $ YOUR FATHER SAYS IT 'LL BE SOON . $ I THOUGHT I 'D WALK A LITTLE . $ IT 'S WARM . $ WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT AT THIS TIME ? $ 03 AS YOU COULD SEE . $ I WAS STANDING . $ 04 WHY DON'T YOU HELP YOUR FATHER ? $ 03 WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO LONDON ? $ 04 WERE YOU TALKING TO ONE OF YOUR GHOSTS ? $ 03 I WARN YOU : YOU CAN'T INGRATIATE YOURSELF WITH ME . $ 04 WHO WAS IT ? $ FREUD ? $ SPINOZA ? $ TOM PAINE ? $ 03 KROPOTKIN . $ 04 WHAT DO THEY TELL YOU ? $ 03 DON'T BE DAFT . $ IT 'S WHAT I TELL THEM . $ 04 WHAT DO YOU TELL THEM ? $ 03 JUST A FEW BONES TO PICK , THAT 'S ALL . $ FOUND THE ODD FLAW HERE AND THERE . $ THE ODD GAP IN THE REASONING ... A FEW INCONSISTENCIES ... N OTHING MUCH . $ I FIND IT TAKES MY MIND OFF DADDY . $ 04 GERALD BELIEVES YOU REALLY HAVE HALLUCINATIONS . $ #38 $ 03 NO . $ HE KNOWS IT 'S ... KNOWS IT 'S AN ANTI-BELCHER GAME . $ I HAVEN'T BEEN IN A SANITORIUM YOU KNOW . $ PERIODICALLY I TRY TO LEAVE THIS PLACE . $ I ALWAYS COME BACK . $ I GO TO LONDON . $ TAKE ANY OLD JOB . $ GET A ROOM . $ I 'VE WORKED ON BUILDING SITES , IN HOSPITALS , IN AN OFFICE ONCE . $ CHAT UP THE BIRDS . $ BOOZE AROUND . $ ALWAYS COME BACK HERE . $ 04 ARE YOU UNHAPPY ? $ 03 NO . $ THE POINT ABOUT ME PEOPLE FIND HARD TO GRASP IS I 'M HAPPY . $ THEY 'RE INCREDULOUS . $ IT 'S QUITE SIMPLE . $ I CAN'T GET WORKED UP ABOUT ANYTHING . $ I KNOW WHAT THEY 'RE ALL DOING OUT THERE . $ WHAT THEY 'RE BUSY DOING . $ BUT I DON'T MIND . $ I 'M NOT AFFLICTED WITH A POINT OF VIEW . $ I 'M HAPPY . $ THAT 'S HOW IT IS AT MY AGE . $ YOU CRAWL ROUND IN THE RUBBISH WONDERING WHAT THEY 'RE ALL Y ELLING ABOUT . $ WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO DO . $ AS IF THERE ISN'T QUITE ENOUGH GOING ON WITH WHAT THEY 'RE D OING . $ SO YOU DIG ROUND IN THE RUBBISH ... STRICTLY NON-ALIGNED , A S IT WERE . $ THEN BACK DOWN HERE AND FRESH FOR THE NEXT SKIRMISH WITH DAD DA . $ ONE DAY I MIGHT KILL HIM . $ I THINK OF TORTURES , YOU KNOW . $ I 'VE CONCOCTED A FEW INTERESTING IDEAS . $ I MEAN , IT WON'T BE EASY - HE 'S SO BLOODY STRONG . $ 04 I 'D LIKE TO KILL MY UNCLE . $ 03 THAT 'S YOUR AFFAIR . $ 04 HE LOVES YOU . $ 03 THAT 'S HIS AFFAIR . $ 04 AND YOU ? $ 03 I 'M NEVER INTERESTED IN WHAT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DO TILL THEY 'VE DONE IT . $ IT 'S THE ONLY POLICY I 'VE FOUND LEADS CONSISTENTLY TO INAC TION . $ 04 IF MY UNCLE DIED - I SHOULD OWN ALL THIS . $ 03 YOU 'RE WELCOME . $ 04 WHAT WOULD YOU DO THEN ? $ 03 I EXPECT THAT 'D DEPEND ON YOU . $ 04 I THOUGHT YOU WERE FOND OF GERALD . $ 03 I AM . $ 04 THEREFORE YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO DIE . $ 03 NO . $ 04 SO WHAT ABOUT WHAT I JUST SAID ? $ 03 IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO KILL HIM - I SHOULD TRY TO STOP Y OU . $ DON'T COME BORING ME WITH YOUR FANTASIES . $ 04 COME TO THE STABLES - $ 03 I MIGHT . $ LATER . $ I 'VE SEEN ONE OF THOSE THINGS BEING BORN BEFORE . $ IT WAS REVOLTING . $ 03 CAN YOU SEE THAT FUNNY MAN SITTING UP THERE IN THAT APPLE TREE ? $ IT 'S DARWIN - $ 04 VICTOR - $ 03 I KNOW I STARED AT THEM . $ I KNOW WHEN I 'M STARING , AND AT WHAT . $ 04 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THEM ? $ 03 VERY SEXY . $ 04 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH THEM ? $ 03 WOULDN'T MIND . $ SO LONG AS THERE 'S NO STRINGS ATTACHED . $ 04 I SHAN'T LET YOU DO ANY MORE THAN TOUCH THEM - $ 03 I MIGHTN'T EVEN LIKE THEM , WHEN I GET TO KNOW THEM . $ 02 HELEN - $ 04 UNCLE - $ 02 STOP THIS ! $ 04 WHAT ? $ 02 I HEARD YOU . $ IT WAS ... IT WAS DISGUSTING ! $ 04 DO YOU THINK SO ? $ 02 LEAVE US . $ 02 LEAVE US . $ 02 VICTOR - $ 03 SAH ! $ 02 THAT WAS UNNECESSARY . $ DON'T HURT ME VICTOR - $ 03 THERE 'S A HEAVY DEW . $ GET YOUR FEET WET . $ CATCH COLD . $ PNEUMONIA . $ DEATH . $ 02 MY NIECE ... MY NIECE - $ 03 GERALD , I WOULDN'T HAVE TOUCHED HER . $ 02 NO ? $ 03 NO . $ 02 I KNOW YOU COME TO THE ORCHARD WHEN YOU CAN'T SLEEP . $ I HOPED ... TONIGHT ... I HOPED - $ 03 YOU HOPED I COULDN'T SLEEP TONIGHT . $ 02 YES . $ 03 I 'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE I DON'T LIKE YOU TRAILING AROUND AF TER ME . $ 02 I REALISED YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO COME UP TO THE HOUSE ... WHEN SHE WAS THERE . $ 03 I SHOULD THINK SHE 'D BE QUITE AGILE IN BED . $ INVENTIVE - $ 02 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME ? $ AND HOW MUCH I FEAR DEATH ? $ I 'VE MISSED YOU - $ 03 YOU 'VE BEEN TWISTING MY DADDY'S TAIL - $ 02 HE STARTED IT ! $ 03 YOU OUGHT TO DIE . $ YOU BLOODY WELL SHOULD DIE . $ YOU 'RE OLD , AND FEEBLE - AND I 'M NOT QUEER ! $ 02 I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED THE FLESH OF MAN OR WOMAN , VICTOR . $ 03 YOU AND YOUR FOUL STINKING CHRISTIANITY ! $ SO YOU FEEL FINE AND CLEAN ? $ YOU FEEL YOU HAVEN'T SINNED ? $ WELL , YOU KNOW YOUR THEOLOGY BETTER THAN I DO BUT THERE 'S SOMETHING WRONG SOMEWHERE . $ 02 WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY TONIGHT ? $ 03 I WANTED HER . $ YOU DAMNED OLD DEVIL I WANTED HER ! $ 02 YOU ALL WANT ME TO DIE ! $ 03 PISS OFF SIR . $ PLEASE , SIR . $ WILL YOU SIR ? $ 02 DEAR GOD ... TAKE THIS FEAR OF DEATH FROM ME . $ TAKE IT . $ IN YOUR DIVINE GOODNESS AND BOUNDLESS LOVE ... THE BOY , YOU SEE ... THE BOY . $ I HAVE NO LUST FOR HIM . $ NONE . $ I DO NOT KNOW LUST . $ I HAVE NEVER KNOWN LUST . $ ONLY REVULSION . $ MANY SINS ... REVULSION . $ NOT DESIRE ! $ IN THY INFINITE COMPASSION ... TAKE AWAY THIS FEAR ... OR TA KE AWAY THIS LIFE . $ 04 THE FOAL DIED . $ 01 YES . $ 04 AND THE MARE ? $ 01 ALIVE . $ 04 I 'M SORRY . $ 01 SORRY ? $ YOU SORRY ? $ WHAT YOU BLOODY CARE ? $ 04 NO . $ I DON'T CARE . $ 01 IT 'S ALL I 'VE CARED ABOUT SINCE I KNEW SHE HAD IT IN HE R . $ IT WAS MINE . $ DO YOU SEE ? $ THE FOAL . $ A BONY LITTLE LUMP . $ A WONDERFULLY FASHIONED THING , MRS RAWSTON . $ DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME ? $ 04 YOU BRUISED MY THROAT - $ 01 WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN ANYWAY ? $ 04 IN THE ORCHARD . $ 01 WITH ? $ 04 WITH VICTOR . $ 01 IS THE OLD MAN ABOUT ? $ 04 HE CAME TO THE ORCHARD - $ 01 AND WHAT WAS YOU DOING ? $ 04 TALKING TO VICTOR - $ 01 ACH , THE OLD SOD PROWLS THE PLACE AT ALL HOURS . $ HE CAN'T SLEEP . $ HE PROWLS - OR HE SITS IN THE LIBRARY OVER HIS BOOKS . $ LEAVE ME , MISSIS - $ 04 I CAN'T CARE ABOUT THE DEATH OF AN ANIMAL . $ AND YOUR FEELINGS MAKE YOU FAINTLY RIDICULOUS . $ 01 IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY ? $ 04 IT 'S THE TRUTH . $ 01 YOUR HUSBAND WAS AN ANIMAL . $ #39 $ AREN'T WE ALL ? $ I 'VE SEEN PLENTY OF MEN DIE . $ 04 LUCY'S CHILD IS YOURS - $ 01 IS IT ? $ IS THAT A FACT ? $ SHE 'S BEEN HAMMERED BY EVERY VILLAGE LOUT FROM HERE TO THE SHROPSHIRE BORDER . $ 04 WHY DO YOU HAVE HER HERE THEN ? $ 01 DO YOU THINK THAT 'S ME ? $ DO YOU THINK IT 'S ME SAYS LUCY COME AND LIVE HERE ? $ NOT ON YOUR TITS IT WASN'T . $ IT WAS HIM . $ YOUR UNCLE . $ HE 'S THE TWAT WITH THE LOVING NATURE . $ 04 HE 'S CHEATED YOU HASN'T HE ? $ CHEATED YOU REALLY . $ 01 FORTY YEARS ! $ HE WAS A JOKE , IN HIS REGIMENT . $ KEPT HIMSELF APART . $ YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIS QUARTERS ! $ MORE LIKE A PRISON . $ BED . $ CHAIR . $ TABLE . $ NO BOOZE . $ KNEW HIS THEORY . $ KNEW THE RULES . $ THE OTHER OFFICERS , THEY COULD NEVER QUITE GET THE HANG OF HIM . $ A COLD MAN . $ BUT NOT INHUMAN . $ HE HAD HIS LITTLE WEAKNESS . $ HIS WEAKNESS WAS TO PROTECT ME . $ COME WHAT MAY ... TARTS , GLASSHOUSE , POUNCH-UPS ... TWICE I KILLED WOG PRISONERS WITH ME BARE HANDS . $ THEY ASKED FOR IT . $ SOMEHOW HE ALWAYS GOT ME OFF , OR AT WORST A SHORT STRETCH . $ I GOT TO RELY ON IT . $ DO YOU WANT A DRINK ? $ 04 I WOULDN'T MIND - $ 01 UP YOURS - $ 04 AND YOURS . $ 01 WHEN WE GOING TO HAVE IT , THEN ? $ 04 I HAD AN INTERESTING TALK WITH MY UNCLE THIS EVENING . $ HE STILL WANTS ME TO LEAVE , OF COURSE . $ I REFUSED . $ I TOLD HIM WHAT I WANT . $ I WANT EVERYTHING HE STILL POSSESSES . $ HOWEVER POOR HE IS IN TERMS OF INCOME , THE CAPITAL VALUE OF THE ESTATE IS CONSIDERABLE . $ IT COULD BE DEVELOPED . $ IT SHOULD BE . $ WHAT 'S MORE , I DON'T BELIEVE IN WAITING FOR THINGS TO HAPP EN - I BELIEVE IN MAKING THEM HAPPEN . $ 01 MRS RAWSTON - I DON'T WANT TO HEAR NO MORE . $ 04 BUT I THINK YOU DO ! $ 01 I 'VE GONE DEAF , MISSIS . $ 04 YOU 'RE COUNTING ON GETTING WHAT YOU WANT THROUGH VICTOR , AREN'T YOU ? $ BUT HE HASN'T MADE HIS WILL YET - AND IF HE DOESN'T . $ 01 I WANT NOTHING . $ D' YOU HEAR ME ? $ AND IF YOU DON'T SHUT IT , I 'LL CLOSE YOUR ROTTEN MOUTH FOR YOU . $ 04 I BELIEVE IN PARTNERSHIP , BELCHER . $ 01 PARTNERSHIP ? $ 04 BETWEEN THOSE WHO WORK AND THOSE WHO OWN . $ YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD OF THE IDEA . $ IT ISN'T MADLY ORIGINAL . $ OUR FAMILY HAS HAD THIS ESTATE FOR THREE HUNDRED YEARS . $ THEY WERE PROSPEROUS . $ BUT NOW JUST LOOK AROUND YOU . $ IT 'S THE END OF ALL THAT . $ HE 'S THE LAST , AND HE 'S OPTED OUT . $ HE KNOWS HOW THE WORLD HAS CHANGED ... MUST CHANGE ... BUT H E 'LL NOT HAVE IT HERE . $ HE 'S BOUGHT YOU OFF WITH A FEW HORSES - AND THE MINUTE HE D IES YOU WON'T EVEN HAVE THEM . $ YOU CAN BE THROWN OUT ON YOUR BACKSIDE . $ UNLESS - $ 01 GO ON - $ 04 LET 'S SAY ... YOU WANT ME , AND YOU WANT A FAIR SHARE IN SOMETHING . $ I WANT THIS PLACE . $ I DON'T EVEN MIND HAVING YOU , BELCHER . $ ON MY TERMS . $ 01 LIKE MURDER ! $ 04 YOU HATE HIM . $ YOU RESENT HIM . $ YOU ENVY HIM . $ YOU ARE STRONG AND HE IS WEAK . $ YOU 'VE BEEN AT HIS BECK AND CALL FOR A LIFETIME . $ THINK WHAT WE COULD DO WITH THE ESTATE ! $ I 'M SURE YOU 'VE ... YOU MUST HAVE SOMETIMES THOUGHT WHAT I T WOULD BE LIKE IF YOU WERE IN HIS PLACE . $ 01 I 'LL NOT DENY THAT . $ BUT THINKING ISN'T DOING . $ AND THERE 'S ANOTHER SIDE TO IT . $ 04 WHICH IS ? $ 01 I 'M TOO CLOSE TO HIM . $ 04 YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF HE LEAVES IT TO VICTOR ? $ 01 YOU TELL ME , MISSIS . $ 04 HE 'LL SIT BACK AND LAUGH AT YOU . $ AND WATCH YOU SPIT AND FUME . $ AND LAUGH AT YOU . $ HE WON'T THROW YOU OUT - THE SITUATION WOULD BE MUCH TOO ENJ OJABLE . $ YOU 'LL THROW YOURSELF OUT . $ IN PRIDE , OR ANGER - IT HARDLY MATTERS . $ YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO STAY . $ HE 'S CLEVER . $ AND IN HIS OWN WAY - CRUEL . $ 01 IF YOU WANT A WORD FOR IT - I LOVE THE GENERAL . $ 04 YOU ? $ LOVE ? $ 01 IN SO FAR AS I 'M CAPABLE . $ 04 COMRADES IN ARMS ! $ 01 THAT MIGHT BE SO , MRS RAWSTON . $ IT MIGHT BE SO . $ I 'M BOUND TO HIM . $ HE BELIEVED IN THAT WORLD YOU SAY 'S DONE AND FINISHED . $ I 'LL LET HIM DIE IN HIS OWN WAY WITH HIS OWN PART OF IT . $ I 'VE DONE PLENTY OF KILLING . $ I 'VE EVEN KILLED FOR THE FUN OF IT . $ BUT I 'M NOT KICKING THAT OLD MAN INTO THE DARKNESS FOR YOU . $ NOT FOR YOU , OR WHAT 'S BETWEEN YOUR LEGS ... NOR FOR ME NE ITHER . $ I 'D SOONER GO WITHOUT . $ 01 CATESBY ... CATESBY ! $ WHERE ARE YOU BLOODY OLD BAG O' BONES ? $ CATESBY - $ 01 THE GENERAL PLAYED ONE CHUKKA , HE WAS A NASTY LITTLE SOL DIER ; AND WHEN THEY ASKED HIM HOW D' YOU DO IT ? $ HE SAID : GENTLEMEN , ONE LIVES TO RUE IT . $ 05 HARRY - $ 01 WHERE 'S CATESBY ? $ WHERE IS THE CRAWLING OLD SNOT ? $ 05 HARRY - $ 01 WHAT ? $ 05 VICTOR 'S SHOUTING AND CRYING IN HIS SLEEP - $ 01 YOU BEEN IN VICTOR'S ROOM ? $ 05 NO ! $ YOU CAN HEAR HIM ALL OVER THE HOUSE . $ COME IN HARRY - $ 01 THE FOAL WAS BORN DEAD . $ LET 'S HOPE YOU CAN DO BETTER WITH THAT UGLY PLUG O'GRISTLE YOU 'VE GOT INSIDE . $ IS IT MINE ? $ 05 COURSE IT 'S YOURS . $ 01 HOW DO YOU KNOW ? $ 05 IT IS YOURS - $ 01 NOTHING 'S MINE ! $ GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I KICK IT UP YOUR THROAT . $ 05 JUST YOU WAIT TILL I 'VE HAD THIS KID . $ I SHALL DUMP IT AND THEN I 'M OFF . $ I 'M SICK OF LETTING MEN HAVE IT FREE . $ IT ISN'T AS IF I WAS GENEROUS OR ANYTHING . $ I 'M GOING TO LONDON AND MAKE THE BASTARDS PAY FOR IT . $ YOU 'LL SEE . $ I SHALL HAVE A STRING OF LITTLE FAT BALD-HEADED MEN WITH KIN D EYES AND NICE HABITS . $ ALL YOU NEED IS A TELEPHONE . $ 03 TAKE A LOOK IN THE MARE'S STALL , DAD - $ 01 WHAT THE BLOODY HELL - $ 03 JOHN STUART MILL ... 1807 - 1873 . $ LIBERTY CONSISTS IN DOING WHAT ONE DESIRES . $ I THINK HE 'S CRYING . $ NO . $ WAIT A MINUTE . $ HE 'S LAUGHING . $ JOHN - COME OUT ! $ THEY ALWAYS VANISH WHEN THEY CATCH ME DAD'S EYE . $ 03 DAD , I DID WANT LUCY . $ IT WAS A MOMENT OF ABERRATION . $ I GOT WORKED UP IN THE ORCHARD . $ HAD A BLACKOUT . $ I WOKE ON MY BED SWEATING AND THROBBING . $ WAIT , DAD . $ I CREPT INTO LUCY'S ROOM . $ UP TO THE BED . $ BREATHED MY EVIL INTENTIONS AT HER . $ SHE PUNCHED ME IN THE LEFT CHEEK . $ I BROKE DOWN . $ SHE LEFT THE ROOM . $ I RETURNED TO MY OWN BED . $ I SAID TO MYSELF : GO TO DAD AND CONFESS . $ EXPIATE . $ WAS I NOT SOMETHING OF A LEGEND IN OUR REGIMENT , SIR ? $ 01 CATESBY - $ LEGENDARY FOR ME LUCK ? $ CIRCUMSTANCES HAD A WAY OF DEVELOPIN' IN MY FAVOUR . $ I NEVER BELIEVED IN PUSHING FATE SIR , NO SIR . $ 01 WELL SIR . $ GLAD YOU SAW FIT TO LOOK IN . $ REPORTING ONE FOAL ALL DEAD AND CORRECT . $ 02 DO YOU CARE SO MUCH ? $ 01 I DO . $ #40 $ 02 I 'LL SMOKE A PIPE WITH YOU , IF I MAY . $ 01 YOU CAN SMOKE THE HAIR OFF MY BACKSIDE IF YOU LIKE . $ 02 THERE 'S SOMETHING I WANTED TO SAY TO YOU . $ 01 I WISH YOU WOULDN'T GO WANDERING ABOUT AT NIGHT - $ 02 WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF MY NIECE ? $ 01 SHE OUGHT TO BE CHOPPED UP AND FED TO THE PIGS . $ 02 I 'M - SORRY ABOUT OUR DIFFERENCE THIS MORNING . $ I KNOW I 'VE ALWAYS TENDED TO TAKE VICTOR'S SIDE AGAINST YOU . $ THE POINT I WISH TO MAKE ... PERHAPS HE IS EXCESSIVELY STRAN GE . $ THIS EVENING HE VIRTUALLY ACCUSED ME OF BEING HOMOSEXUAL . $ 01 POOR SIR ! $ 02 I THINK IT 'S TIME FOR HIM TO LEAVE . $ 01 YOU MAD BECAUSE HE 'S RIGHT OR BECAUSE HE 'S WRONG ? $ 02 I 'M NOT ANGRY . $ AND I HARDLY NEED TO DEFEND MYSELF AGAINST SUCH AN ACCUSATIO N . $ NO . $ I THINK VICTOR WANTS ME TO FORCE HIM OUT . $ HE GAVE ME A PRETEXT , AND I MUST USE IT . $ I CAN SEE NOW THAT I 'VE COLLABORATED WITH HIS WEAKNESSES . $ 01 BUT YOU DIDN'T CATCH ON TILL HE SAID YOU WAS QUEER ! $ 02 I LONGED FOR A WIFE . $ A SON . $ AS YOU KNOW I 'M SURE , I WAS AFRAID OF WOMEN - NOT REPELLED BY THEM . $ 01 OH , YES SIR - $ 02 VICTOR HAS HURT ME DEEPLY . $ HE KNEW AFTER THIS HE WOULD HAVE TO LEAVE . $ I WANT YOU TO MAKE SURE HE DOES . $ I DON'T UNDERSTAND HIM . $ I DON'T UNDERSTAND HIM AT ALL - $ 04 UNCLE - $ 01 AH , GET ON WITH YOU ! $ TAKE THE OLD BAG OF SUDS AWAY - $ 01 I WANT MY DUE . $ I WANT MY RIGHTS . $ I SIR ! $ ME SIR . $ HELEN BLOODY RAWSTON ! $ I 'LL NOT BE PUSHED OUT . $ THEY ALL WANT TO PUSH ME OUT . $ WHAT CAN I DO ? $ WHAT CAN I BLOODY WELL DO ? $ CATESBY - I 'VE REMEMBERED ANOTHER ONE SIR . $ HOW IS IT ? $ FELIX QUI POTUIT ... RERUM COGNOSCERE CAUSAS . $ IN YOUR TRANSLATION , SIR - HAPPY IS HE WHO UNDERSTANDS THE CAUSES OF THINGS . $ 05 THE GENERAL 'S IN A TEMPER THIS MORNING . $ 04 IS HE ? $ 05 AND BELCHER 'S IN A RAGE . $ AND VICTOR 'S SULKING . $ 04 WHAT 'S THE MATTER WITH THEM ? $ 05 I SHOULDN'T BE UP THIS LADDER IN MY CONDITION . $ 04 THEN WHY ARE YOU ? $ 05 I 'M KEEPING OUT OF THAT LOT'S WAY . $ THE MARE KICKED HARRY IN THE SHOULDER THIS MORNING . $ HE SAYS IT 'S TURNED VICIOUS . $ YOU KNOW - SINCE THE FOAL . $ HE COME IN RAVING MAD WITH A BRUISE LIKE A BABOON'S ARSE . $ HE LIVES FOR THEM HORSES . $ WOULD YOU LIKE A PEAR ? $ VICTOR LIKES THEM $ THERE 'S A FUNNY ATMOSPHERE ROUND HERE LATELY . $ 04 IS THERE ? $ 05 SINCE YOU CAME , MRS RAWSTON . $ 04 IS THAT THE GENERAL OPINION ? $ 05 NOBODY HARDLY TALKS TO ME . $ HARRY AND VICTOR IGNORES EACH OTHER . $ IT 'S UNCANNY WHEN THOSE TWO ISN'T ROWING . $ I DON'T LIKE IT . $ VICTOR AVOIDS SIR GERALD , AS WELL . $ HE 'S BEEN TOLD TO LEAVE ... WHY DOESN'T HE ? $ 04 I DON'T THINK YOU WANT VICTOR TO LEAVE . $ MAYBE YOU FANCY HIM YOURSELF ? $ 05 I LIKE HIM . $ BUT I 'M NOT EXACTLY IN THE RUNNING , AM I ? $ WITH HIS DAD'S KID UP MY SPOUT . $ DID YOU EVER WANT KIDS ? $ 04 I DIDN'T EVEN WANT MY HUSBAND . $ 05 I WISH I HAD THE GUTS TO BE A BITCH ! $ 04 OH ? $ AREN'T YOU ONE ? $ 05 IS HARRY AFTER YOU ? $ 04 I THINK THAT 'S VERY LIKELY . $ 05 YOU WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST POSH BINT HE 'S JOCKEYED TO THE WINNING POST . $ 04 IT 'S A TITILLATING THOUGHT . $ 05 YOU 'RE WELCOME . $ 04 CAN HE RIDE SIDE-SADOLE ? $ 05 YOU 'RE NOT INTERESTED IN HARRY BELCHER ! $ 04 I FIND HIM VERY INTERESTING - $ 05 OH , I 'M SURE ! $ 04 I 'M INTERESTED IN HIS GRIEVANCES , LUCY . $ 05 HE 'S GOT PLENTY OF THOSE . $ 04 I THINK I COULD MANAGE BELCHER ALL RIGHT . $ 05 TO SPITE YOUR UNCLE ? $ TO MAKE THAT OLD MAN SUFFER ? $ 04 I 'M TALKING ABOUT SEX , LUCY - $ 05 SEX ! $ YOU ? $ WITH HIM ? $ 04 IT WAS YOU WHO RAISED THE SUBJECT . $ 05 A WOMAN LIKE YOU - AND HARRY ? $ 04 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I 'M LIKE . $ 05 I KNOW HE DISGUSTS YOU WELL ENOUGH ! $ 04 YOU 'D BE SURPRISED HOW OFTEN LUST AND DISGUST GO TOGETHE R . $ 05 NOT IN YOU MRS RAWSTON ? $ YOU 'RE DEAD COLD - $ 04 THAT 'S EXACTLY WHAT I 'M TALKING ABOUT . $ 04 GOOD MORNING , VICTOR . $ 03 AH ? $ 04 I SAID : GOOD MORNING . $ 03 YES . $ I SEE . $ I CAN GRASP THAT . $ 04 ARE YOU STALKING SOMETHING ? $ 03 I SAW DESCARTES COME INTO THE ORCHARD . $ I 'M AFTER THAT SOD . $ 04 WHY ? $ 03 1596 - 1650 . $ THAT WAS HIS STRETCH IN THE MORTAL COIL . $ I HATE THEM ALL . $ GOING TO SHOOT THEM DOWN LIKE DOGS . $ DID YOU SEE HIM ? $ THIS IS WHERE MY FATHER COMES FOR HIS PIP EMMA COITUS . $ DID YOU KNOW THAT ? $ CO-ITUS . $ AM I NEVER TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE ? $ IS IT NICE ? $ I 'M A CHRONIC VICTIM OF DETUMESCENCE . $ I HAVEN'T BEEN ROUSED . $ IF IT 'S NICE - WHY ? $ WHAT 'S THE PRECISE QUALITY OF THE PLEASURE ? $ THE GREAT BRAINS OF THE SPECIES THROUGHOUT HISTORY ARE WATCH ING ME . $ ONE FALSE MOVE , AND ! $ THE FACT IS I 'VE HAD A RELAPSE . $ THE FACT IS I DO GET VISITED BY MEN OF GENIUS . $ I BELIEVE I HAVE PERJURED MY INTEGRITY BY INFORMING YOU THAT IT WAS ALL A GAME . $ THAT 'S BECAUSE I 'M FRIGHTENED OF YOU . $ I SUSPECT YOU COULD LEAD ME INTO THE WICKED WAYS OF TUMESCEN CE . $ ONE DAY WHEN DAD IS WORKING AWAY ON LUCY UNDER THESE TREES , I SHALL CREEP UP AND PLANT A LOAD OF BUCKSHOT IN HIS WAGGIN G BUM . $ I 'M A PURITAN , THAT 'S ONE EIGHTY-FIFTH OF THE TROUBLE . $ 04 YOU NEED A PURPOSE IN LIFE , VICTOR . $ 03 DO YOU REALISE THAT DANTON IS RECLINING IN THAT DECK CHAI R ? $ PICKING HIS NOSE . $ GEORGES JACQUES . $ 1759 - 1794 . $ AND ROBESPIERRE WAS IN MY BATH THIS MORNING . $ HE WAS FILTHY . $ THEY ALL TREAT ME WITH EITHER PITY OR CONTEMPT . $ 04 YOU SHALL SLEEP WITH ME , VICTOR . $ 03 WHEN ? $ 04 WHY DON'T YOU SHOOT DANTON ? $ 03 I WILL . $ I WILL ! $ 04 PULL THE TRIGGER . $ 03 IT 'S NOT LOADED . $ 04 WERE YOU IN A SANITORIUM ? $ 03 YES . $ 04 I DON'T THINK YOU ARE ILL . $ 03 NO . $ 04 DO YOU ? $ 03 I NEED A PURPOSE IN LIFE . $ WHAT DO I NEED ? $ 04 A PURPOSE IN LIFE . $ 03 I HAVE OFFENDED THE GENERAL . $ 04 I KNOW . $ 03 I 'VE BEEN BANISHED . $ EXILED . $ 04 YES . $ 03 HE 'S A REACTIONARY OLD FART , ISN'T HE ? $ #41 $ 04 ARE YOU QUEER VICTOR ? $ 03 LISTEN . $ I TRIED TO HUMP LUCY THE OTHER NIGHT . $ SHE WAS OUTRAGED . $ HOW DO I KNOW WHAT I AM TILL I 'VE HAD A GO . $ I HAVE A PECULIAR EFFECT ON WOMEN . $ THERE 'S SOMETHING ABOUT ME THAT MAKES THEM FEEL THEY HAVE T O TAKE THE INITIATIVE . $ AND WHEN THEY DO , I HATE THEM . $ 04 THAT SOUNDS REASONABLE . $ 03 WELL YOU DID DIDN'T YOU ? $ IN THE ORCHARD ? $ YOU AND YOUR BLOODY LEGS . $ WELL . $ I CAN SEE WHAT IT IS . $ BELCHER GOT THE HORMONES INTENDED FOR THE ENTIRE DYNASTY . $ SUPPOSING I HAVE GOT SPERMATOZOA , I BET THEY 'RE IN WHEEL C HAIRS ALREADY . $ NOT THAT I HAVE ANXIETIES ABOUT PROPAGATION . $ I WONDER HOW MANY ILLEGITIMATE BELCHERS THERE ARE IN THE WOR LD ? $ I SOMETIMES THINK , WHEN I PICK UP A NEWSPAPER : REVOLUTION HERE , CIVIL WAR THERE , GUERRILLAS BURN TRAIN MILITARY JUNT A DEPOSED AND EXECUTED ... I THINK : THAT 'S THE GREAT BELCH ER FAMILY AT WORK . $ BLACK ONES BROWN ONES YELLOW ONES WHITE ONES - THAT 'S DAD'S LITTLE ARMY OUT THERE IN THE WORLD SPREADING THE BELCHER WA Y OF LIFE . $ YOU COULD HAVE TRIED A MORE TACTFUL APPROACH WITH GERALD . $ 04 I 'VE ALWAYS PREFERRED A NICE SHARP CLASH TO A DRAWN-OUT SKIRMISH . $ IF GERALD THINKS I 'M REALLY DETESTABLE , HE 'LL BEGIN TO FE EL GUILTY . $ 03 WHY ? $ 04 HE CAN'T BEAR TO DISLIKE PEOPLE - IT MAKES HIM FEEL RESPO NSIBLE FOR THEM . $ HE DOESN'T WANT TO FACE WHAT I 'VE BECOME , SO HE 'LL PLACAT E ME . $ AFTER ALL , DOES HE CARE WHO GETS THIS PLACE ? $ 03 WHAT YOU 'VE BECOME ? $ 04 UNFEELING . $ SINGLE-MINDED ABOUT WHAT I WANT . $ IT 'S A PITY GERALD NEVER MARRIED . $ HE 'D HAVE BEEN LESS OF A CHRISTIAN AND MORE OF A HUMAN BEIN G . $ THE ONLY REASON I HAD FOR MARRYING WAS SURVIVAL . $ MY MOTHER AND I HAD PRACTICALLY NOTHING . $ I PROMISED MYSELF I 'D GET THIS PLACE ONE DAY . $ IT WASN'T A FANTASY - IT WAS AN INTENTION . $ 03 WHAT I 'D LIKE IS A MUD HUT STANDING ON LITTLE BAMBOO LEG S IN A LAKE OF BEER . $ 04 DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME , VICTOR ? $ 03 YES . $ I JUST THINK IT 'S ABSURD . $ 04 IT 'S AN OBSESSION . $ 03 IMAGINE FISH RAISED ON BEER . $ BEERY FISH . $ IMAGINE AN ICHTHYOSAURUS BROUGHT UP ON BEER . $ 04 CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW BEAUTIFUL THAT HOUSE WAS ONCE ? $ 03 IF YOU BULLDOZED AWAY MOST OF THE VICTORIAN BITS . $ 04 I WOULDN'T EXPECT YOU TO EITHER KNOW OR CARE . $ 03 I WONDER WHAT GERALD'S ANCESTOR DID FOR JAMES I TO GET HI S BARONETCY ? $ DON'T TELL ME YOU 'RE ALL SNARLED UP IN DELUSIONS ABOUT ARIS TOCRACY , AND HERITAGE AND ALL THAT RUBBISH . $ 04 OF COURSE I 'M NOT . $ BUT MY UNCLE'S INDIFFERENCE ANGERS ME . $ WHAT IF THE HOUSE WAS REPAIRED . $ PAINTED . $ THE ROOMS OPENED UP . $ THE GROUNDS LOOKED AFTER AGAIN . $ 03 WHAT FOR ? $ 04 BECAUSE I WANT IT . $ 03 YOU 'RE CRAZY . $ I PREFER ATOMIC POWER STATIONS . $ 04 I WANT TO OWN THE ESTATE ; AND I WANT IT AS IT WAS WHEN I WAS A CHILD . $ NOTHING ELSE INTERESTS ME NOW . $ 03 AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING ? $ 04 WHAT ? $ 03 WELL . $ YOU 'D NEED A CHAIN OF SUPERMARKETS TO PAY FOR IT . $ PEOPLE LIKE YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT KIND OF AMBITIO N NOWADAYS . $ IT 'S VERY NAUGHTY . $ YOUR LOT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MANIPULATING MONEY AND POWER IN THE BACKGROUND - HANDS ACROSS THE MERITOCRACY AND ALL THAT . $ YOU 'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO SNEAKING ABOUT PLOTTING TO RESTOR E ADAM CEILINGS AND PUT BACK THE OLD PEACOCKS . $ YOU 'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING ALL THAT DOWN . $ THE COUNTRY 'S NOT ONLY GOT TO BE CONNED - IT 'S GOT TO BE N OT SEEN TO BE CONNED . $ CROMWELL 'S LISTENING TO YOU BEHIND THAT TREE . $ 1599 - 1658 . $ AND HE LOOKS APOPLECTIC . $ CAN YOU HEAR HIM ? $ I BESEECH YOU IN THE BOWELS OF CHRIST , THINK IT POSSIBLE YO U MAY BE MISTAKEN . $ 04 YOU REFUSE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I 'M TALKING ABOUT . $ 03 NO . $ I UNDERSTAND . $ YOU OFTEN SEE CROMWELL HANGING ABOUT THIS PLACE . $ HE HAD IT BURNT DOWN , YOU KNOW . $ BUT YOUR INDEFATIGABLE ANCESTORS REBUILT . $ CROMWELL LIKES THAT TOWER ! $ LIKES THE VICTORIANS , YOU KNOW . $ THRIFT . $ INDUSTRY . $ YUM YUM . $ THERE 'S JUST THE SLIGHT PROBLEM OF THE GENERAL , ISN'T THER E ? $ 04 HIS ENTIRE LIFE 'S BEEN A FAILURE . $ HE CHOSE THE WRONG CAREER , BUNGLED HIS INVESTMENTS - HE WAS INDIFFERENT TO HIS TITLE AND INCOMPETENT WITH HIS INHERITAN CE . $ OF COURSE YOU FIND THAT ADMIRABLE , I SUPPOSE . $ 03 HE 'S A TENDER , GENEROUS MAN . $ 04 WHOM YOU INSULTED . $ 03 WHOM I RESENT BECAUSE HE GAVE ME EVERYTHING AND HASN'T RE PROACHED ME FOR PUTTING IT TO NO GOOD USE . $ YES . $ WELL . $ I THINK MY RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM IS ENIGMATIC . $ 03 I UNDERSTAND YOUR FATHER'S RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM ! $ 03 YOU DO ? $ 04 WHAT DO YOU THINK GERALD SEES IN A MAN HE 'D CALL A BOOZI NG GLUTTONOUS FORNICATOR ? $ ISN'T THERE SOMETHING IN BELCHER HE NEEDS ? $ AND YOUR FATHER THRIVES ON IT . $ HE 'S LIKE A TICK THAT THINKS THE SHEEP WOULD DIE WITHOUT HI M ! $ AND THE ARRANGEMENT SATISFIES THE PAIR OF THEM . $ 03 TICK . $ TICK TICK TICK . $ 04 SURELY YOU MUST HAVE ASKED YOURSELF HOW GERALD COULD BEAR YOUR FATHER FOR FORTY YEARS ? $ 02 HAVE YOU ASKED YOURSELF THAT VICTOR ? $ 03 ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ME ? $ YOU 'VE BEEN AVOIDING ME . $ 02 I THOUGHT WE MIGHT EMBARRASS EACH OTHER . $ 03 BELCHER 'S YOUR - CREATURE . $ YES . $ I THINK THAT 'S THE EXPRESSION . $ 02 I WOULD HAVE SAID HE 'S MY PENANCE . $ OR WAS . $ IN THE ARMY . $ 03 AND SINCE ? $ 02 WELL . $ I SUPPOSE THE MODERN VIEW WOULD BE THAT SELF-IMPOSED BURDENS BECOME A PSYCHOLOGICAL NECESSITY . $ THAT DOESN'T MEAN MUCH TO ME . $ I 'M HAPPIER WITH ETHICAL VALUES THAN CLINICAL ONES . $ WHEN MEN WERE EQUAL BEFORE GOD , I 'M SURE THEY KNEW VERY WE LL HOW TO COPE WITH INEQUALITY BEFORE EACH OTHER . $ YOU MIGHT SAY - I LOVE YOUR FATHER . $ I RESPECT WHAT HE IS . $ I PRAY FOR HIS SOUL . $ IT IS FOR GOD TO FORGIVE WHAT HE DOES . $ 01 IT WAS NEVER GOD GAVE THE ORDERS . $ 02 GOD'S ORDER IS INSCRUTABLE . $ WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? $ 01 I WAS GOING TO CUT THE LOWER FIELD - $ 04 THERE ARE SEVERAL THINGS NEED DOING IN MY ROOM . $ 01 IS THAT A FACT ? $ 04 I EXPECT YOU TO SEE TO IT . $ 01 MATTER OF FACT , ORDERS COME THROUGH THE GENERAL , MRS RA WSTON . $ 04 UNCLE - $ 01 AND WHEN I GETS ME ORDERS , I SITS DOWN AND DECIDE WHICH ONES I SHALL CARRY OUT . $ 01 I 'VE GOT A PECULIAR ATTITUDE TO ORDERS . $ IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY . $ TAKE HIM . $ TELL HIM TO DO SOMETHING AND HE DOESN'T HEAR YOU . $ HIS MEAN LITTLE EYES GLAZE OVER . $ I TOLD HIM TO GET OUT , SIR . $ LIKE YOU SAID . $ WHY DON'T WE HAVE HIM CERTIFIED A NUTTER ? $ HAVE HIM REMOVED , SIR . $ 02 AT THE MOMENT , I DON'T FEEL LIKE DISPOSING OF ANYONE'S F UTURE . $ 01 D' YOU THINK GOD 'LL FORGIVE ME THEM INTERROGATIONS YOU O RDERED ? $ REMEMBER ? $ WHEN THAT CHINK WOMAN , WELL I MEAN SHE DIDN'T HAVE THE STAM INA - DID SHE ? $ 02 THAT WAS HORRIBLE . $ 01 THEY WASN'T MUCH BETTER THAN ANIMALS , REALLY . $ STARVED TO DEATH AND LIARS WITH IT . $ YOU PUKED SIR , IF I RECALL . $ THAT 'S THE DRAWBACK OF A DELICATE NATURE . $ ME , I COULD NEVER FEEL IT . $ USED TO LOOK AT THEM AND I COULDN'T FEEL NOTHING . $ NO MORE THAN PRESSIN' A BLACKHEAD . $ WELL SIR . $ YOU WANTED THE INFORMATION AND YOU GOT IT . $ AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO WATCH . $ THAT 'S AN OFFICER'S PRIVILEGE . $ GOD KNOWS , AS YOU MIGHT SAY . $ #42 $ IF YOU HADN'T COME BACK A MINUTE TOO SOON YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THROWN YOUR RING UP . $ YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE GENERAL . $ A BOLSHY LITTLE SECOND LIEUTENANT THREATENS ME WITH A COURT MARTIAL . $ GENEVA CONVENTION AND THAT . $ NEVER MIND WHAT THE WOGS DID TO SOME OF OURS . $ RULES OF WAR . $ SIR GERALD TOOK CARE OF HIM ! $ LITTLE WELSH BLOKE HE WAS , WITH BROWN TEETH AND NO LIPS . $ BUT WHAT WE LIKED SIR WAS THE GYMKHANAS , WASN'T IT ? $ WASN'T IT ? $ 02 SIT DOWN VICTOR . $ SIT DOWN . $ YOUR HOUSEMASTER IS A LITTLE ACID ON THE SUBJECT OF YOUR PER FORMANCE ... OR LACK OF IT ... AT GAMES . $ LATIN GOOD . $ FRENCH EXCELLENT . $ GREEK PASSABLE . $ ALSO , IT SEEMS , YOU ARE THE DOYAN OF THE PHILOSOPHY SOCIET Y . $ WELL . $ YOU ARE FIFTEEN . $ I 'M VERY PLEASED WITH YOU . $ I 'M NOT ONE OF THOSE FETISHISTS ABOUT SPORT . $ WELL NOW . $ SHALL WE HAVE A SERIOUS CHAT ABOUT THE FUTURE ? $ OBVIOUSLY YOU WILL GO TO UNIVERSITY . $ DOUBTLESS MY OWN OLD COLLEGE WILL SUIT . $ MY DEAR VICTOR YOU 'LL APPRECIATE ... I TOOK YOU AWAY FROM Y OUR MOTHER ... AND YOUR FATHER PERMITTED IT ... BECAUSE YOUR PROSPECTS IN THAT ENVIRONMENT WERE SOMEWHAT LIMITED , IF NO T DOWNRIGHT UGLY . $ THE QUESTION OF CLASS IS LARGELY AN ATTITUDE OF MIND , I MAY SAY . $ I WANTED YOU TO BE ... TO BE FREE , VICTOR . $ YOU MUST ALWAYS LOOK PEOPLE IN THE EYES WHEN THEY ARE TALKIN G TO YOU MY BOY . $ I EXPECT GREAT THINGS FROM YOU . $ 01 CLEAR OUT OF IT AND LEAVE HIM WITH ME . $ 04 I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO . $ 01 WHEN ? $ 04 I WANT TO KNOW THAT TOO . $ 02 YOU HAVE ADMIRABLE QUALITIES . $ INTELLIGENCE . $ IMAGINATION . $ YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO OTHERS . $ ARE YOU ASHAMED OF YOUR FATHER ? $ 01 HIS BLEEDING DAD WAS ASHAMED OF HIM , I CAN TELL YOU THAT ! $ ISN'T HE A WRECK ? $ LOOK AT HIM - $ 02 ONE LEARNS TO ISOLATE A PART OF ONESELF VICTOR . $ DETACHMENT IS EVERYTHING . $ WITHOUT IT , THERE IS ONLY PAIN . $ 01 MRS RAWSTON WILL YOU SEND LUCY ? $ SHE CAN DO ANYTHING WITH HIM . $ SHE 'LL GET HIM TO THE HOUSE . $ 04 WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH HIM ? $ 01 SIR - $ 02 I REMEMBER THE PLACE VERY CLEARLY . $ THE TEMPLE . $ THE FILTH . $ A HAZE ON THE MOUNTAIN . $ AND A REVOLTING SMELL . $ OF CRUSHED SUGAR CANE . $ WAS IT SUGAR CANE ? $ 01 SOMETHING SICKLY SWEET SIR . $ WOUNDS AND ALL . $ FLIES . $ 02 YOUR BOY COULD BE ANYTHING , BELCHER . $ A BARRISTER . $ DIPLOMAT . $ THAT SHYNESS - IT 'S CHARMING . $ 01 MORE LIKE SLYNESS IT WAS . $ 02 WHERE DID YOU BURY THE FOAL ? $ 01 UNDER THE OAK TREE , SIR . $ 02 I FIND THIS HOT SPELL RATHER TRYING , YOU KNOW . $ 01 I WANT TO KNOW WHEN WE 'RE GOING TO GET SOMETHING SETTLED 9 $ 02 I 'M SURE YOU REALISE I HAVE NO FIRM INTENTION OF PUTTING VICTOR OUT . $ IT WOULD BE PETTY . $ 01 IT 'S NOT JUST HIM . $ 02 MY NIECE ? $ 01 TIME YOU PULLED YOURSELF TOGETHER . $ 02 MY HEAD ACHES . $ 01 THE MARE 'S GOT TO GO , SIR . $ 02 WHAT ? $ 01 SHE 'S FEVERED . $ I 'VE ASKED THE VET IN FROM CARLINGTON . $ HE 'LL BE HERE ABOUT HALF TWELVE . $ YOU 'LL WANT TO BE THERE - $ 02 MY MIND 'S FUDDLED . $ I DREAMT WE WERE OUTSIDE A BURNING VILLAGE . $ AND I WAS TALKING TO VICTOR . $ WHERE IS HE ? $ 01 HE LEFT WHEN YOU DOZED , SIR . $ 02 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THE MARE ? $ 01 SHE WON'T HARDLY LET ME NEAR . $ KICKED ME THIS MORNING . $ 02 BELCHER - $ 01 SIR ? $ 02 I HAVE NEVER ORDERED YOU ... OR ANYONE ELSE ... TO INTERR OGATE PRISONERS . $ HAVE I ? $ 01 NO SIR . $ 02 I MEAN - WITH VIOLENCE . $ 01 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN . $ 02 IN THE DREAM , I SAW YOU PUT A BURNING CIGARETTE TO A WOM AN'S NIPPLES . $ 01 I WOULDN'T DO A THING LIKE THAT SIR . $ NOW WOULD I ? $ 02 WE BOTH KNOW YOU WOULD . $ 01 WAS IT A DREAM SIR ? $ 02 WAS IT NOT ? $ 01 YOU WAS MUMBLING WHEN YOU WAS ASLEEP . $ 02 MUMBLING ? $ 01 TALKING , THEN . $ 02 WHAT ABOUT ? $ 01 LOOK . $ YOU 'RE A DECREPIT OLD FELLER . $ WHAT DO YOU WANT ? $ WANT ME TO SPY ON YOU ? $ WATCH YOU DROOLING ? $ WATCH YOUR JAW DROP AND YOUR EYES ROLL ? $ YOU GOT TO FACE A FEW THINGS YOU KNOW . $ LIKE THAT BLOODY WOMAN 'S HERE TO WATCH YOU DIE . $ TO WAIT FOR IT . $ SHE 'S MAD . $ SHE 'S EVIL . $ WE WAS ALRIGHT WASN'T WE ? $ AFORE SHE COME ? $ 02 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND , BELCHER . $ I FEEL QUITE INVULNERABLE . $ 01 EVERYBODY SAYS I DON'T UNDERSTAND . $ EVERYBODY THINKS THEY KNOW WHAT I AM . $ SO THERE 'S NO ROOM FOR WHAT I KNOW - IS THERE ? $ 02 WHICH IS WHAT ? $ 01 THEM FORTY YEARS IN THE ARMY . $ I WAS HAPPY . $ WHAT WE BECOME SINCE WE GOT OUT ? $ LIVING HERE . $ YOU WAS GLAD TO BE OUT . $ YOU WAS NEVER A SOLDIER . $ D' YOU THINK I NEVER KNEW THAT ? $ YOU CAN BE DUMB AND BAD AND IGNORANT , AND STILL SEE CLEAR ! $ 02 HARRY - LISTEN ! $ 01 I DON'T WANT NONE OF THAT . $ NO ' LISTEN ' . $ NO WORDS . $ ONE SMART PUNCH AND YOU 'RE DEAD , YOU FREAKISH OLD BASTARD . $ 02 I THINK I AM READY FOR DEATH . $ WOULD MY DEATH GRATIFY YOU IN SOME WAY ? $ WOULD IT ? $ 01 WE CAN'T TALK , YOU SEE - CAN'T MAKE SENSE TO EACH OTHER . $ 02 DO YOU KNOW WHY ? $ 01 IS THERE A REASON ? $ 02 DO YOU HATE ME , THEN ? $ HAVE YOU ALWAYS HATED ME ? $ 01 WE 'RE ENEMIES . $ IT 'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT . $ NOT HATRED , SIR . $ OH , YOU GOT ME DOWN ALRIGHT ! $ PISSED ME OFF . $ BUT I NEVER ENVIED YOU NOTHING . $ AND NOW I DO . $ YOU 'RE IN MY BLEEDING WAY , GENERAL ! $ SO IS THAT NIECE OF YOURS . $ I 'VE HAD ENOUGH . $ SOMETHING MUST HAPPEN OR I 'LL BLOODY BURST . $ YOU 'VE HAD MY BALLS , OLD MAN ! $ I 'M TRYING TO WARN YOU . $ 02 I KNOW . $ 01 SO ? $ 02 AS YOU KNOW , I USUALLY SPEND THIS HOUR IN PRAYER . $ 01 I WONDER WHAT YOU PRAY FOR ? $ 02 PEACE OF MIND . $ TO DIE GENTLY . $ FOR THE EBB OF GREED AND VIOLENCE IN THE WORLD . $ 01 WILL VICTOR GET THIS ESTATE OR WILL HE NOT ? $ 02 THERE 'S SO MUCH TERRIBLE ENERGY LEFT IN YOU . $ ISN'T THERE ? $ 01 I COULD BLOW YOU AWAY LIKE THE ASH OF A CIG , GENERAL ! $ 02 WHEN WE WERE BOYS - I ENVIED YOU . $ 01 WHAT ? $ THE SNOT HANGING OUT OF ME NOSE ? $ #42 $ 02 YOU RAN WILD HERE . $ I ADMIRED YOU . $ FEARED YOU . $ EVEN THOUGH I WAS OLDER ... A WOMANISH LITTLE BOY I WAS . $ I ENVIED YOUR - CRUELTY . $ 01 TAKE HIM UP TO THE HOUSE . $ 05 AREN'T YOU WELL , SIR ? $ 01 HE 'S RAMBLING AGAIN . $ 02 BUT - I AM NOT ! $ 01 GET HIM OUT OF MY SIGHT . $ 02 LUCY - I AM PERFECTLY WELL . $ 01 I 'VE COME THROUGH LIFE WITH NAUGHT BUT THESE TWO HANDS . $ WHAT YOU GOT TO ENVY ? $ 05 SHALL WE GO UP TO THE HOUSE SIR ? $ 02 BELCHER - $ 01 LISTEN . $ I CAN REACH OUT MY FIST AND TAKE WHAT I WANT . $ I COULD POKE YOUR NIECE - LIKE THAT . $ AND SHE 'D LOVE IT . $ DOES THAT TAKE YOUR FANCY ? $ I 'M LEAVING , HARRY . $ 05 THE SOONER THE BETTER . $ 05 YOU 'RE WORKING UP TO SOMETHING . $ 01 IS THAT SO ? $ 05 WHATEVER IT IS , I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE . $ 01 ALL I 'M DOING IS GOING OUT TO CUT THE GRASS . $ 05 YOU 'RE GOING TO SHOOT THAT HORSE , AREN'T YOU ? $ 01 TELL THE OLD TWAT I WANT HIM ROUND THE STABLES WHEN THE V ET COMES . $ 05 GO ON ! $ IGNORE ME ! $ I 'VE GOT YOUR KID INSIDE ME YOU KNOW ! $ 01 I DON'T CARE IF YOU 'VE GOT JESUS CHRIST INSIDE YOU . $ 01 THE AREA IS FAMED AS IDEAL RIDING COUNTRY , WITH SOFT SPR INGY TURF IN THE WOODS AND ON THE DOWN LANDS . $ RIDING IS PART OF THE LIFE AT CLIMPING , AND ONE RARELY WALK S ON THE VILLAGE HIGH STREET WITHOUT SEEING SOMEONE IN RIDIN G HABIT ON THEIR WAY TO OR FROM THE STABLES . $ THE ANIMALS USED ARE HACKS AND HUNTERS AROUND FOURTEEN POINT TWO HANDS . $ FOR SMALL PERSONS , NEW FOREST PONIES ARE AVAILABLE . $ THE EVENING PASTIME OF THE LOCAL FOLK IS SKITTLES , AND PONY -TREKKERS MAY FIND THEMSELVES CHALLENGED BY THE LOCAL TEAMS . $ THE TREKKING IS SUPERVISED BY THE PROPRIETOR , AND EXPERT TU ITION IS TO BE HAD FROM THE RIDING MASTER - MR H. BELCHER . $ 01 WHERE YOU GOING , SCAB ? $ 03 CASABLANCA . $ WHERE ELSE BUT CASABLANCA FOR AN AGING BOYISH WHANKER ? $ 01 WHERE YOU GOING VICTOR ? $ 03 DAD - I FEAR FOR YOUR SANITY . $ 01 YOU WOULDN'T BE GOING WITH LUCY ? $ 03 LUCY HAS A SISTER IN BALHAM . $ LUCY IS GOING TO BALHAM . $ THERE , THE EMBRYONIC BELCHER WILL BE BROUGHT TO TERM . $ IF THE UNFORTUNATE THING IS ALIVE , IT WILL BE ADOPTED ; AND LUCY WILL BECOME A PROSTITUTE ... ENDING UP EITHER IN THE T HAMES OR BEING INTERVIEWED ABOUT HER PROFESSION ON THE THIRD PROGRAMME . $ I THINK YOU 'VE GOT A BOIL COMING IN YOUR LEFT NOSTRIL . $ 01 HAVE YOU GOT ANY FEELING FOR ME AT ALL , VICTOR ? $ 03 I CAN'T DENY IT - I HAVE . $ WHAT I FEEL ABOUT YOU DAD IS : I 'D LIKE TO FLY YOU TO AFRIC A , TIE YOU TO ONE OF THOSE ANTHILLS , AND WATCH YOU SLOWLY EATEN ALIVE . $ SNACKETY SNACK . $ MILLIONS OF LITTLE JAWS STRIPPING YOUR BLUBBER TO THE BONE . $ 01 LISTEN . $ ARE YOU LEAVING ? $ 03 I MIGHT BE . $ 01 ON YOUR OWN ? $ 03 I AM ABOUT TO CLOCK IN ON LIFE'S GREAT SHIFT , DAD . $ LET 'S SEE YOUR ARM . $ 01 WHY ? $ 03 WHERE YOU GOT KICKED . $ 01 WHY ? $ 03 YOU DIDN'T GET KICKED , DID YOU ? $ 03 WHAT A PITY IT WASN'T YOUR PRIVATES , DADDY . $ 01 I WANT YOU HERE , BOY . $ 03 I DON'T LIKE IT HERE ANY MORE . $ SORRY , ETCETERA . $ 01 NOW JUST YOU LISTEN TO ME - $ 03 NO . $ I 'VE BEEN DOING THAT FOR YEARS . $ YOU REPEAT YOURSELF . $ YOU LISTEN TO ME . $ CATESBY 'S GAGA , ISN'T HE ? $ YOU HEARD HIM THIS MORNING . $ WELL THEN . $ FROM MY POINT OF VIEW IT 'S A RELIEF . $ SEE ? $ I 'M GOING UP TO THE HOUSE TO SEE HIM . $ TO TELL HIM WHATEVER IT IS HE WANTS TO HEAR FROM HIS PROTEGE . $ THEN I 'M OFF . $ ALL RIGHT ? $ I 'M CONFUSED . $ YOU ALL BEWILDER ME . $ YOU MAKE ME FEEL MORE THAN USUALLY BIZARRE , DADDY . $ LIKE A MARTIAN . $ 01 WHAT DOES HE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU ? $ 03 THAT HIS EFFORTS HAVEN'T BEEN WASTED . $ THAT I HAVEN'T TURNED AGAINST HIM . $ THAT HE 'S BEEN LIKE A FATHER TO ME . $ THANK YOU GERALD . $ THANK YOU . $ THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU . $ DIDN'T MEAN TO DISAPPOINT . $ DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS . $ SOME KIND OF SPIRITUAL MALAISE , SIR . $ MALAISE DU SIECLE , SIR . $ WHAT IS IT ? $ MALAISE DU SIECLE , SIR . $ INDIFFERENCE . $ INERTIA . $ BOREDOM . $ SORRY SIR . $ AFTER ALL YOU 'VE DONE . $ AFTER ALL EVERYBODY 'S DONE , OVER THE CENTURIES . $ WHAT IT IS , GENERAL , IT 'S THAT BASTARD DAD OF MINE . $ GET THE IDEA ? $ ALLOW ME TO TAKE REFUGE IN PSYCHOLOGICAL DETERMINISM . $ KNOW WHAT THAT IS OLD SPORT ? $ MEANS NOTHING 'S MY FAULT . $ NONE OF IT . $ WHAT THEY CALL THE I-NEVER-ASKED-TO-BE-BORN-SCHOOL . $ I 'M A MARTIAN REALLY . $ I WAS BROUGHT DOWN IN A TEST-TUBE IN A FLYING SAUGER . $ SEEING THIS DRUNKEN NURSE YOU 'D LEFT SPRAWLING IN AN ALLEY - WELL , THE MARTIANS KNOW A GOOD THING WHEN THEY SEE ONE . $ THEY TOOK ME OUT OF MY TEST-TUBE AND SLYLY POPPED ME INTO MO THER . $ HO HO HO , THEY SAID TO THEMSELVES AS THEY CHUCKLED AWAY . $ AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY 'RE WAITING FOR ON MARS ? $ IN A WORD - RESULTS . $ D' YOU THINK THEY 'VE GOT THEM ? $ 01 QUIET NOW ... QUIET ... QUIET LOVELY . $ 01 I THOUGHT YOU WAS IN THE HOUSE . $ 02 MUST WE QUARREL ? $ 01 VICTOR 'S GONE UP THERE LOOKING FOR YOU . $ 02 I WAS IN THE CHAPEL . $ 01 LUCY ASKED YOU TO COME HERE ? $ 02 YES . $ 01 VICTOR SAYS HE 'S GOING . $ 02 I DOUBT IT . $ 01 HE 'S PROPER WORKED UP FOR HIM . $ 02 I KNOW HE IS . $ I 'M SURE . $ 01 LIKE - WHAT ? $ 02 I SENT LUCY AWAY , EARLIER . $ I WENT TO THE CHAPEL . $ VICTOR WAS THERE . $ WEEPING . $ I TRIED TO SPEAK TO HIM . $ HE COULDN'T SPEAK . $ HE RAN AWAY . $ 01 HIM ? $ IN THE GOD BOX ? $ IT 'S BLOODY BLASPHEMY ! $ 02 THAT POOR BOY IS TORMENTED . $ AND DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SHOW IT . $ HOW TO REVEAL HIMSELF . $ NEITHER TO ME , NOR YOU - NOR TO ANYONE . $ 01 SUITS ME . $ 02 THE CHAPEL IS A PEACEFUL PLACE . $ I SHALL BE INTERRED THERE MYSELF . $ HE LIKES THE TOMB OF THE KNIGHT WITH THE DOG AT HIS FEET . $ NO ONE CAN DO ANYTHING FOR VICTOR . $ 01 THERE 'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM . $ 02 I DIDN'T SAY THERE WAS ANYTHING WRONG WITH HIM . $ 01 COURSE , THERE 'S NOTHING RIGHT WITH HIM NEITHER . $ 02 HAVE YOU ANY IDEA WHAT SUFFERING IS LIKE BELCHER ? $ #44 $ 01 I 'VE BEEN WOUNDED OFTEN ENOUGH HAVEN'T I ? $ THERE 'S MORE HOLES IN ME NER YOU 'D FIND IN AN ADEN KNOCKIN G SHOP . $ 02 I DIDN'T MEAN PHYSICAL SUFFERING . $ 01 I HAVEN'T GOT THE MORAL FIBRE FOR THE OTHER KIND SIR . $ 02 WHERE IS THE VET ? $ HE SHOULD BE HERE BY NOW . $ SHALL I LOOK AT THE MARE ? $ 01 YOU ? $ YOU WOULDN'T LAST IN THERE FIVE SECONDS . $ 02 INDEED ? $ 01 SHE 'S GOT THE DEVIL IN HER . $ 02 WHY ARE YOU LYING ? $ 01 IS THAT LYING ? $ 02 YOU KNOW VERY WELL I DIDN'T MEAN THAT . $ 01 WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT THEN ? $ 02 I TELEPHONED THE VET . $ YOU HAD MADE NO ARRANGEMENT FOR HIM TO SEE THE MARE . $ 01 WHY 'D YOU DO THAT ? $ 02 I DON'T KNOW . $ SOMETHING IMPELLED ME TO . $ 01 SHE 'LL HAVE TO BE SHOT . $ I DON'T NEED NO VET TO TELL ME THAT . $ 02 THEN - WHY NOT SAY SO IN THE FIRST PLACE ? $ 01 WHAT I SAY GOES WITH THE HORSES . $ 02 WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME ? $ 01 I DIDN'T WANT NOBODY INTERFERING . $ I CAN CHANGE ME MIND CAN'T I ? $ 02 I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO HEAR THE VET'S OPINION . $ 01 WHY 'RE YOU TRYING TO TWIST ME UP ? $ 02 YOU ASK ME ! $ 01 YOU 'VE LOST LITTLE VICTOR , HAVEN'T YOU ? $ POOR SUFFERING LITTLE SODNOSE VICTOR . $ 02 TAKE YOUR HAND OFF ME . $ 01 DID YOU FANCY HIM A BIT THEN ? $ 02 WILL YOU TAKE YOUR HAND OFF ? $ 01 WELL ? $ 02 I WON'T BE HUMILIATED - $ 01 ESPECIALLY BY VICTOR , EH ? $ 02 YOU DISGUST ME , BELCHER . $ 01 GO ON SIR . $ PUKE IT ALL OUT . $ 02 CAN YOU DO IT IN COLD BLOOD ? $ 01 DO WHAT SIR ? $ 02 I SEE . $ I HAVE TO PROVOKE YOU , THEN . $ DON'T I ? $ WHICH IS FORTUNATE IN A WAY - SINCE I FEEL PROVOCATIVE NOW . $ 01 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU 'RE TALKING ABOUT . $ 02 ISN'T IT HOT ? $ THIS YARD WAS ALWAYS A SUNTRAP . $ LIKE A BULL-RING . $ YOUR MOUTH IS HANGING OPEN , BELCHER . $ IT OFTEN DOES . $ AND THAT MUSCLE OF YOURS IS RUNNING TO FAT , YOU KNOW . $ 02 I HAVEN'T ENTIRELY LOST MY WITS , MAN . $ 01 WHAT CAN'T I DO IN COLD BLOOD ? $ 02 KILL ME . $ 01 OH , SIR ! $ 02 BUT PERHAPS I AM BEING INACCURATE . $ YOU INTEND THE HORSE TO KILL ME . $ 01 IF I WANTED TO KNOCK YOU OFF I 'D DO IT WITH ME BARE HAND S . $ 02 I 'M SURE YOU WOULD . $ BUT EVEN IN YOUR THICK BRAIN , A LITTLE CAUTION STIRS . $ 01 I 'D GET NOTHING OUT OF IT . $ 02 REALLY ? $ I THOUGHT YOU HAD THE FATUOUS NOTION YOU MIGHT GET MY NIECE . $ AS YOU SAID THIS MORNING - YOU THINK YOU CAN ... HAVE HER .. . WHENEVER YOU LIKE . $ YOU ARE BEMUSED . $ I 'M NOT SAYING HELEN MIGHTN'T BE PERVERSELY ATTRACTED TO SE RVANTS . $ AND THERE 'LL BE NO DOUBT IN HER MIND THAT THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE . $ BUT SHE 'S ALSO ... FASTIDIOUS , MY POOR DEAR FELLOW . $ 01 SHE KNOWS WHAT I AM HERE . $ 02 YOU HAVE EXPLAINED ? $ 01 I DIDN'T WANT THE VET HERE . $ I WON'T HAVE THAT HORSE SHOT . $ 02 NO MATTER WHETHER SHE IS DANGEROUS OR NOT ? $ 01 NO MATTER . $ 02 IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA IF I WERE TO LET YOU MEDITATE ON THINGS A LITTLE . $ 01 ON BEING - A SERVANT ? $ 02 YES - IF YOU LIKE . $ 01 POISON MESELF WITH WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT HER ? $ 02 HELEN EMPLOYS A SUBTLE COMBINATION OF FRIGIDITY AND TEMPT ATION . $ YOU WON'T HAVE NOTICED IN ANY CASE , BUT YOU MAY HAVE BEEN A VICTIM OF IT . $ 01 WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS FROM ! $ 02 HER HUSBAND KILLED HIMSELF . $ HIS BROTHER WROTE TO ME SEVERAL DAYS AGO . $ IT WAS A DISTRESSING LETTER . $ DO YOU REMEMBER BRIGADIER ALLENSON ? $ 01 AND IF HE 'S LYING ABOUT HER ? $ 02 MY DEAR BELCHER THAT IS NOT CONCEIVABLE . $ 01 AT LEAST , HE 'S BLAMING HER ? $ 02 WITH CONSIDERABLE CIRCUMSPECTION . $ YES . $ 01 YOU COULD HAVE HANDLED THAT MARE . $ ONCE . $ 02 ONCE ? $ 01 NOW YOU 'VE NO GUTS FOR IT , HAVE YOU . $ 02 I THINK I CAN STILL HANDLE A SICK HORSE . $ 01 COULD YOU GO IN THAT BOX ? $ CALM HER ? $ ACH ! $ WHEN YOU WAS A YOUNG OFFICER , MAYBE . $ 02 THEN - AND NOW . $ 01 NO SIR . $ I DON'T THINK SO . $ 02 WE 'LL SEE . $ 01 I 'M NOT LETTING YOU IN THERE . $ 02 GET OUT OF MY WAY . $ 01 GO ON , THEN . $ GO ON IN . $ 02 YES . $ I AM AFRAID . $ IS THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU ? $ 01 FOR TWO PINS I 'D KICK YOU DOWN MESELF . $ YOU 'RE FINISHED ANYWAY . $ FIT FOR NOTHING . $ A SHIVERING SACK O'BONES . $ YOUR LIPS IS BLUE WI' FRIGHT . $ 01 THAT 'S A LOVELY MARE . $ YOUR PROPERTY . $ WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR PROPERTY ? $ WORTH A FEW HUNDRED . $ BUT THAT POOR ANIMAL DOESN'T KNOW YOU , DOES SHE ? $ IT 'S ME SHE KNOWS . $ SHE 'D STAVE YOUR OLD RIBS IN SOON AS LOOK AT YOU . $ 02 YOU DON'T BELIEVE YOU COULD EVER POSSESS CLIMPING , HARRY ? $ 01 LOOKING AT YOU NOW , I 'D SAY YOU NOTHING . $ I CAN SAY WHAT I LIKE . $ DO WHAT I LIKE . $ YOU NOTHING . $ YOU CAN'T DO NOTHING A MAN CAN DO . $ YOU NOT FIT TO BE A FART UP MY BACKSIDE . $ I TELL YOU , IF I SAW YOU TRY TO HANDLE THAT MARE I WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME OWN EYES . $ 02 THAT 'S ENOUGH ! $ 01 NOTHING 'S ENOUGH FOR ME . $ NOT NOW IT ISN'T . $ 02 I PITY YOU . $ 01 YOU THINK IT 'S BEEN ALRIGHT BETWEEN YOU AND ME ? $ BORN RIGHT . $ LIVED RIGHT . $ THE ADMIRALTY'S WILL AND THAT ? $ 02 I - BELIEVED IN GOD'S WILL . $ 01 I DO ME OWN WILLING . $ 02 GOD IS IN YOU TOO . $ EVEN YOU . $ 01 I 'M IN ME ! $ AND THERE 'S NO ROOM FOR NOTHING ELSE . $ 02 THIS CAN DO YOU NO GOOD . $ AND WHAT IF I CAME OUT ALIVE ? $ 01 THEN I SHALL KILL YOU . $ 02 THERE WILL BE A JUDGEMENT , WHETHER YOU BELIEVE OR NOT . $ 01 LET 'S HAVE SOME JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD ! $ #45 $ 01 SIR - $ 01 WHAT HAVE I DONE ? $ 04 HE 'S ONLY A MAN . $ 01 A DEAD ONE ! $ ARE YOU SATISFIED ? $ 04 YES ... $ 01 AND - IT 'S WHAT YOU WANTED ? $ 04 YES . $ IT 'S WHAT I WANTED . $ 01 KISS ME . $ I WANT THAT NOW . $ HERE . $ 01 WHAT NEXT ? $ 04 TAKE HIM TO THE HOUSE - $ 01 AND THE OTHERS ? $ 04 I SHALL TELL THEM . $ YOU FOUND HIM IN THE LOOSE BOX DEAD . $ 01 I SHALL BE COMING FOR YOU - $ 04 COME TO THE HOUSE . $ THIS EVENING . $ NOT BEFORE . $ 01 LUCY - $ 01 SIR ... SIR - $ 05 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ? $ 01 HE 'S DEAD . $ 05 I CAN SEE THAT . $ 01 I DIDN'T . $ THE MARE KICKED HIM TO DEATH . $ 05 SHE 'S VERY QUIET . $ I 'VE NEVER KNOWN HIM GO NEAR THE HORSES . $ 01 I FOUND HIM IN THE BOX . $ 05 YOU 'D BETTER GET HIM IN . $ I 'LL LAY HIM OUT . $ I KNOW HOW TO . $ YOU DID IT HARRY . $ DIDN'T YOU ? $ 01 I WAS - INSTRUMENTAL . $ 05 YES . $ YOU 'LL BE SATISFIED NOW THEN ? $ 01 HE 'S LIGHT . $ HE WEIGHS NOTHING . $ 05 I LOVED HIM . $ HE DIDN'T SHOUT , LIKE YOU . $ HE DIDN'T WANT NOTHING . $ HE WAS HARMLESS , AND KIND . $ HE WAS QUITE MODERN , IN HIS OWN WAY . $ 01 MODERN ? $ 05 HE SAID MEN SHOULDN'T LET WOMEN DOMINATE THEM . $ 04 WELL . $ IF YOU CAN'T - YOU CAN'T . $ 03 I TOLD YOU I COULDN'T . $ 04 I KNEW YOU COULDN'T . $ 03 IN ANY CASE - THAT ISN'T WHAT YOU WANTED . $ 04 WHAT IF I WERE TO HAVE YOUR FATHER FOR THAT ? $ AND YOU FOR SOMETHING ELSE ? $ 03 YOU DO TAKE AFTER YOUR UNCLE , DON'T YOU ! $ 04 MY HUSBAND THOUGHT I WAS LITTLE BETTER THAN A WHORE , AND TOLD HIS FRIENDS SO EVENTUALLY . $ I HOPE IT COMPENSATED FOR HIS SENSE OF DEFEAT . $ ACTUALLY , IT ISN'T THE SEX . $ WHAT I ENJOY IS THE SENSE OF ABSURDITY . $ I DON'T LOSE MYSELF . $ I LOOK OVER THEIR SHOULDERS AT THEIR BACKSIDES GOING UP AND DOWN . $ IT MAKES ME GIGGLE . $ I DO IT FOR THAT , VICTOR . $ 03 YOU 'RE LYING . $ 04 THAT 'S TRUE . $ 03 WHY DID YOU LET ME COME TO BED WITH YOU ? $ 04 I TOLD YOU I WOULD . $ 03 BUT WHY ? $ 04 I 'M SORRY FOR YOU VICTOR . $ YOU MAKE ME FEEL - GENEROUS . $ 03 I 'M GOING . $ 04 I THINK YOU 'LL STAY . $ 03 YOU AND ME ? $ 04 WHY NOT ? $ 03 I 'VE ALWAYS MEANT TO GO . $ BUT I 'M TOTALLY WITHOUT MOTIVES . $ I 'VE GOT A RANDOMISED BRAIN . $ LIFE'S SO MEANINGLESS TO ME THAT I CAN'T PREFER ONE COURSE O F EVENTS TO ANOTHER . $ I 'M AMAZED BY EVERYTHING AND EVERYBODY ... ALL THE CEASELES S ACTIVITY . $ 04 THEN I WOULDN'T LEAVE CLIMPING , IF I WERE YOU . $ 03 WITH GERALD DEAD . $ I WENT IN TO SEE HIM BEFORE I CAME UP TO YOU . $ 04 WELL . $ THAT 'S THE END OF THE CATESBYS . $ 03 LUCY'S LAID HIM OUT IN HIS DRESS UNIFORM . $ HE LOOKS LIKE A TOY SOLDIER . $ AS IF HE 'S MADE OF SHINY PAINTED WOOD . $ AND THE BLUE AND THE RED CLOTH . $ WHEN I WAS TRYING TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU I WAS THINKING OF HIM . $ 04 WASN'T THAT A BIT NECROPHILIC OF YOU ? $ 03 YOU WERE THINKING OF HIM AS WELL . $ 04 YES . $ I WAS . $ I ONCE LOVED HIM . $ WHEN I WAS SIX I MADE A DOLL THAT I FANCIED LOOKED LIKE HIM . $ I MADE IT A DRESS UNIFORM LIKE THE ONE HE 'S WEARING NOW . $ I USED TO ROCK BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS CROONING OVER IT . $ ONE DAY MY MOTHER SAW ME . $ SHE TOOK THE DOLL AND BURNED IT . $ I SCREAMED THE HOUSE DOWN . $ NOW I 'M OLDER AND BLASE , I 'D SAY THERE WAS SOMETHING INCE STUOUS BETWEEN THOSE TWO . $ SHE LEFT THE NURSERY AND I PULLED THE DOLL OUT OF THE FIRE . $ IT WAS BADLY CHARRED . $ I CAN REMEMBER EXACTLY WHAT I FELT . $ A SICKNESS IN THE STOMACH . $ THEN I BEGAN TO LAUGH . $ I FELT - TRIUMPHANT . $ THE NEXT TIME WE SAW GERALD I HATED HIM . $ I WANT YOU TO CLEAR OUT OF HERE NOW , VI TOR . $ 03 DO YOU WANT ME TO MOVE IN , THOUGH ? $ 04 YES , LOVE . $ 03 GERALD WOULD HAVE SAID : $ IT 'S PREPOSTEROUS ! $ 04 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS . $ IT DOESN'T MATTER . $ 03 I 'M VERY MALLEABLE . $ I 'M CATESBY'S MONSTER . $ CAN YOU SEE THE NUTS AND BOLTS IN ME NECK ? $ I HAVEN'T RUN AMOK YET THOUGH . $ I WONDER IF I 'LL EVER RUN AMOK ? $ I WOULDN'T MIND A NUCLEAR WAR . $ WOULDN'T MIND SEEING ENGLAND IN SMOKING RUINS . $ WE MIGHT BE ALRIGHT HERE . $ COULD THEY GET THE QUEEN AIRBORNE IN FOUR MINUTES ? $ YOU AND ME COULD BE THE FOUNDERS OF A PRIMITIVE REPUBLIC . $ 04 SHALL WE GET MARRIED , VICTOR ? $ 03 I DON'T LOVE YOU AT ALL . $ 04 I DON'T LOVE YOU . $ BUT I AM OBSESSED BY YOU . $ 03 THE SITUATION HERE 'S VERY UNTIDY . $ 04 I 'M GOOD AT TIDYING SITUATIONS . $ YOU MUSTN'T OPPOSE ME . $ 03 I 'VE NEVER OPPOSED ANYBODY . $ 04 WHEN GERALD'S BURIED - WE 'LL TRY BED AGAIN . $ 01 SO THAT 'S IT ! $ 03 THIS IS IT , DAD . $ I AM IT . $ 04 WHAT DO YOU WANT ? $ 01 I 'LL KILL HIM . $ 03 HE 'LL KILL ME . $ 04 GET OUT , BELCHER - $ 01 I COME FOR YOU , MISSIS ! $ 04 THEN YOU 'VE MADE A SQUALID MISTAKE . $ 01 I 'VE COME FOR WHAT I 'M OWED . $ 03 THAT 'S SAD . $ EXTREMELY SAD . $ 01 SO YOU GETTING OUT OF IT NOW , ARE YOU ? $ 04 I WAS NEVER IN IT , BELCHER . $ 01 WASN'T THAT THE BARGAIN ? $ WHY ELSE IS HE LYING DEAD DOWNSTAIRS ? $ DO YOU THINK I WANTED THAT ? $ 04 YOU DID IT . $ 01 FOR YOU - $ 04 NO . $ FOR YOURSELF . $ I WAS THE EXCUSE . $ #46 $ 01 DO YOU HEAR HER ? $ DO YOU KNOW WHAT I 'VE DONE ? $ 03 PISS OFF , DAD . $ 04 BELCHER ! $ 04 YOU 'LL DO WHAT I SAY , OR GET OUT ALTOGETHER . $ 01 VICTOR I SWEAR ! $ SHE - I WAS GOING TO RUN THE ESTATE FOR HER . $ AND HAVE ME PONY TREKKING . $ AND SHE WAS GOING TO HAVE ME . $ SO SHE SAID . $ DIDN'T YOU , MISSIS ? $ 04 WHAT I WANTED , BELCHER , WAS THE GENERAL DEAD . $ 01 YOU WANTED ME ! $ NO . $ LISTEN , VICTOR . $ I HAD IT WORKED OUT , YOU SEE . $ A STRING OF HORSES ... 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LATER ON WE COULD HAVE THIS HOUSE RENOVATED . $ THE WORD SOON GETS ROUND IF IT 'S A GOOD PLACE . $ AND PEOPLE COME FROM ALL OVER . $ IT 'S SOMETHING I CAN DO , YOU SEE . $ WE WAS TO BE PARTNERS . $ PONY TREKKING 'S A COMING THING YOU KNOW . $ YOU 'VE BLOODY TRICKED ME OUT OF IT ! $ 04 YOU 'RE A FOOL WITH YOUR STUPID DAYDREAMS . $ I CAN'T TRICK YOU OUT OF WHAT YOU COULD NEVER HAVE . $ BUT I DID MISLEAD YOU . $ USED YOU . $ WILL IT NOT PENETRATE , BELCHER ? $ YOU 'VE OVERREACHED YOURSELF . $ 01 I WANT WHAT I BEEN PROMISED . $ 04 THE LAUGHABLE THING IS THAT YOU COULD EVER BELIEVE ME . $ THE ARROGANCE ! $ 01 I CARED FOR THE GENERAL . $ 04 BUY HIM A WREATH . $ 01 ARE YOU TAKING MY SON , THEN ? $ 03 LOOK ! $ HARRY BELCHER . $ 1900 - 1966 . $ WAIT A MINUTE . $ SORRY . $ IT WAS A TRICK OF THE LIGHT . $ ET PENITUS TOTO DIVISOS ORBE BRITANNOS . $ HOW ABOUT THAT ONE DAD ? $ AND THE BRITONS COMPLETELY ISOLATED FROM THE WHOLE WORLD . $ VIRGIL . $ ECLOGUE , ON SIXTY - SIX . $ 04 YES , I 'M TAKING VICTOR . $ 03 HELEN 'S TAKING VICTOR . $ THE ONLY QUESTION IS : WHERE ? $ 01 AND - ME ? $ 01 IS HE TO BE MASTER , THEN ? $ 04 YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL THAT VICTOR IS USELESS . $ 03 HE IS . $ HE 'S USELESS . $ 04 ANYWAY , MY PLANS DON'T INCLUDE YOU , BELCHER . $ 01 I GOT TO WORK , HAVEN'T I ? $ 04 YOU CAN FIND WORK . $ 01 I WORK HERE , MISSIS . $ 04 SO LONG AS MY UNCLE LIVED . $ 01 I 'VE GOT A WOMAN WITH A KID IN HER . $ 04 DON'T TRY THAT ONE BELCHER ! $ IT MEANS NO MORE TO YOU THAN IT DOES TO ME . $ 04 SHALL I GIVE HIM A JOB , VICTOR ? $ 03 WHERE 'S ALL THE BLUSTER AND MUSCLE GONE DAD ? $ I DON'T KNOW IF HE 'D BE MUCH GOOD WITHOUT HIS BLUSTER AND M USCLE . $ WITHOUT HIS BLUSCLE AND MUSTER . $ DROP HIM IN THE ALLIGATOR POOL . $ 01 THE GENERAL WOULDN'T WANT ME OUT . $ I WAS BORN ON THIS ESTATE . $ 04 DOES THAT GIVE YOU RIGHTS , THEN ? $ 01 IT GAVE SIR GERALD RIGHTS - $ 03 SIR GERALD CATESBY - 1895 - 1966 . $ AND THE BUGGER'S WEARING HIS SWORD . $ 04 I 'M PREPARED TO EMPLOY YOU . $ 01 THE HORSES , YOU SEE . $ I WAS GOING TO SAY IF I COULD KEEP THE HORSES . $ HE LET ME . $ HE WAS A FINE MAN . $ A GOOD OFFICER . $ AND KIND TO LUCY . $ IF I COULD JUST - $ 04 I 'VE NO INTENTION OF KEEPING THE HORSES . $ 01 HE WAS A VERY FINE MAN . $ I TURNED HIM OUT WELL . $ BELT , BUTTONS , SWORD . $ I TURNED HIM OUT A TREAT . $ I LOOKED AFTER HIS POLO PONIES PERSONAL . $ WOULDN'T LET NOBODY ELSE TOUCH THEM ANIMALS HE WOULDN'T . $ 03 DADDY DADDY - WHERE 'S YOUR PRIDE ? $ 01 HE HAD VICTOR . $ I GAVE HIM VICTOR . $ 04 YOU CAN STAY ON AS A PAID LABOURER OR YOU CAN CLEAR OUT . $ 01 WHAT DIDN'T HE HAVE OFF ME ? $ THERE WASN'T NOTHING I WOULDN'T DO . $ DIDN'T DO . $ WHAT HAVE I DONE ? $ SIR ? $ WHAT HAVE I DONE ? $ 03 I THINK THAT WILL BE ALL , BELCHER - $ 03 DON'T TELL ME YOU 'RE GOING WITH HIM ? $ 05 WHO ELSE WOULD ? $ 03 WHERE TO ? $ 05 I DON'T KNOW . $ 03 STAUNCH OLD LUCY . $ 05 HAVE YOU SEEN HIM THIS MORNING ? $ 03 NO . $ 05 HE 'S AN OLD MAN . $ OVERNIGHT . $ WELL . $ WE 'VE GOT A CAR WAITING FROM THE STATION . $ THAT 'S ALL I WANTED TO TELL YOU , VICTOR $ 03 HO , HER NAME WAS MARY DIMPLE $ AND SHE KNEW NOT HOW TO COOK ; $ BUT WHEN SHE MET THIS DRUMMER BOY $ HE TAUGHT HER HOW TO KNIT . $ 04 SO THEY 'RE LEAVING . $ 03 YES . $ 04 SHE PASSED ME WITHOUT SPEAKING . $ 03 ARE YOU OFFENDED ? $ 04 WHERE IS HE ? $ 03 I DON'T KNOW . $ 04 VERY NASTY - $ 03 MARE . $ CHESTNUT . $ 1962 - 1966 . $ 04 ROCK - A - BYE VICTOR - $ 03 ROCK - A - BYE VICTOR - $ 04 ROCK - A - BYE VICTOR - $ 03 ROCK - A - BYE VICTOR - $ 03 BELCHER . $ VICTOR . $ 1940 ... 1940 ... 1940 ... 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