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01 ALRIGHT ? $
I 'LL FILL IT UP . $
02 DO YOU WANT ONE ? $
I THINK HIS NOSE IS BLEEDING . $
AY . $
YOU 'D BETTER COME HERE . $
HIS NOSE IS BLEEDING . $
AY . $
01 WHAT ! $
JESUS . $
O MY GOD . $
JEFFRY YOU SILLY SOD . $
I NEARLY DIED OF FRIGHT . $
HE 'S ALRIGHT . $
IT 'S JUST HIS NOSE RUNNING . $
WHAT DID YOU SAY THAT FOR ? $
HE 'S JUST GOT A COLD . $
MIND . $
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY A THING LIKE THAT FOR ? $
02 I THOUGHT IT WAS RED . $
SORRY . $
SORRY MATE . $
01 THERE . $
02 CAN I IRON MY SHIRT ? $
01 I 'LL DO IT . $
02 NO , I 'LL DO IT . $
01 I 'M GOING IRONING NOW , IN A MINUTE . $
02 I 'LL DO IT . $
01 THE IRON 'S ON . $
02 WHERE 'S HARRY ? $
01 WORKING LATE , I SUPPOSE . $
02 AGAIN ? $
01 HE 'S WORKING ALL THE HOURS GOD MADE LATELY . $
02 HE MUST BE STACKING IT AWAY . $
01 HE DOESN'T TELL ME IF HE DOES THEN . $
IS THAT TOO DRY ? $
02 NO IT 'S ALRIGHT . $
DOESN'T MATTER . $
HAS HE BEEN GOOD TODAY ? $
01 WHO ? $
02 HIM . $
01 O YES . $
HE 'S NO BOTHER . $
ARE YOU ? $
HE 'S AS GOOD AS GOLD . $
02 ARE YOU ? $
01 I 'D BETTER WASH UP AND PUT HIS BACK ON . $
HE SHOULDN'T BE LONG . $
02 THERE WE ARE . $
DO YOU WANT ANY OF THIS DONE ? $
01 NO , THERE 'S ONLY SOME OF THE BABY'S THINGS I WAS GOING
TO DO . $
I 'LL WAIT TILL THE MORNING . $
I CAN'T BE BOTHERED . $
02 NO IT 'S EASY . $
HERE WATCH THIS . $
THIS IS YOURS . $
LOOK AT THAT FOR IRONING , BOY . $
LOOK AT THAT , ROG . $
YOU WON'T FIND A BETTER PIECE OF WORK THAN THAT , I CAN TELL
 YOU . $
WHAT DID YOU SAY ? $
YES , I KNOW . $
YOU 'RE THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD . $
01 ARE YOU GOING OUT , JEFFRY ? $
02 I MIGHT . $
WHY ? $
01 NO REASON . $
02 I SHAN'T DO HIS SHIRT . $
YOU KNOW HOW FUSSY HE IS ABOUT HIS COLLARS . $
01 RIGHT YOU ARE . $
02 THIS DON'T NEED IRONING , DO IT ? $
01 WHAT ? $
02 THIS JUST NEEDS AIRING , DUN IT ? $
01 I 'LL DO THEM , JEFFRY . $
02 I MIGHT AS WELL PUT THE IRON OVER IT . $
SEE THAT MY SON ? $
SEE WHAT I DO FOR YOU . $
I DON'T DO THIS FOR EVERYBODY YOU KNOW . $
01 WHAT SAY ? $
02 DID YOU LIKE THAT ? $
HEY ! $
01 WHAT . $
WHAT ? $
02 AH , IT 'S ALRIGHT . $
CHRIST , YOU DON'T HALF LIE STILL SOMETIMES YOU DO . $
03 THIS IS A CHANGE , YOU TWO GOING OUT . $
WHERE ARE YOU GOING ? $
04 DOWN THE CLUB . $
YOU KNOW , WE TOLD YOU . $
03 PUT OUT THE FLAGS . $
04 WE 'VE NO NEED OF YOUR SARCASM , THANK YOU . $
03 THE ROOM LOOKS VERY DUSTY IN THIS LIGHT . $
I WANT TO COME . $
JUST BECAUSE I DON'T EVER MAKE A FUSS . $
04 YOU COULD HAVE COME . $
03 YOU DIDN'T ASK ME . $
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05 HERE . $
HERE . $
DON'T LET 'S HAVE AN UPSET , SON . $
03 OH , YOU 'RE WITH US ARE YOU ? $
04 YOU COULD HAVE COME . $
03 I DON'T WANT TO COME . $
05 WELL WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU DID FOR ? $
04 HE 'S ALWAYS THE SAME . $
HE JUST TRIES IT ON TO MAKE THINGS AWKWARD . $
03 NO , I DON'T . $
04 ALRIGHT THEN . $
WE 'LL STAY IN . $
03 I DON'T WANT YOU TO STAY IN . $
I KNOW THAT COAT . $
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO ? $
04 NOTHING . $
03 WHAT ARE YOU WEARING THAT COAT FOR THEN ? $
04 I 'LL NEED A COAT LATER . $
03 TAKE IT OFF . $
PUT IT BACK . $
05 COME ON , LEAVE HIM . $
04 YOU 'RE A LITTLE CAT , YOU ARE . $
03 I 'M NOT A LITTLE CAT . $
GO OUT IF YOU WANT TO . $
04 WELL , GOD KNOWS , DENNIS , YOU 'RE OLD ENOUGH TO BE LEFT
 ALONE . $
03 I WANT TO BE . $
GO ON . $
04 HAVEN'T YOU GOT ANYTHING TO DO ? $
03 NO . $
05 COME ON , MOTHER . $
04 WELL , THAT 'S HARDLY MY FAULT , IS IT ? $
03 I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS . $
04 WHAT 'S WRONG WITH THIS COAT ? $
03 YOU SHOULD SEE YOURSELF . $
04 IT 'S ALRIGHT . $
03 THAT 'S WHAT YOU THINK . $
WELL , GO ON , IF YOU 'RE GOING . $
NOW DON'T BE LIKE THAT . $
I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING . $
GO ON . $
04 I 'M NOT GOING . $
03 GO ON . $
GO ON . $
04 NO , I DON'T THINK I WANT TO , THANK YOU . $
05 ARE YOU COMING ? $
04 NO . $
YOU GO ON WITHOUT ME . $
05 WHAT ? $
04 I 'M NOT GOING . $
05 DON'T BE SILLY . $
04 I 'M NOT BEING SILLY . $
I 'M JUST NOT GOING . $
05 NOW LOOK , ARE YOU COMING OR AREN'T YOU ? $
04 NO . $
05 COME ON . $
04 NO , I SAID . $
03 MAKE HER GO . $
05 COME ON . $
YOU WANT TO GET SOME SENSE , DENNIS , YOU DO . $
WELL , I 'M GOING ANYWAY . $
I 'LL STROLL ON . $
I 'LL WAIT FOR YOU DOWN THE END . $
ALRIGHT ? $
03 DON'T STAY JUST BECAUSE OF ME . $
04 YOU ALWAYS TAKE THE PLEASURE OUT OF EVERYTHING , YOU DO .
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SOMEHOW . $
03 THAT 'S RIGHT . $
BLAME ME . $
AREN'T YOU GOING ? $
EH ? $
I 'LL BE ALRIGHT . $
GO ON , MUM . $
WILL YOU ? $
OH , GO ON . $
WILL YOU ? $
04 DON'T YOU BE UP LATE . $
DO YOU HEAR ME ? $
DENNIS ? $
03 ALRIGHT . $
04 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TIME WE 'LL BE BACK . $
03 O.K. $
04 THERE 'S A BANANA OUT THERE FOR YOU . $
03 SMASHING . $
04 WELL , SEE IF THERE 'S ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT . $
YOU 'RE A CONTRARY BLOODY KID . $
GOODNIGHT , GOD BLESS . $
03 HAVE A GOOD TIME . $
02 WE 'LL GET NICKED . $
03 WHAT DO YOU WANT THIS FOR ? $
02 WATCH IT . $
WATCH I DON'T GET YOU . $
03 WHAT DO YOU WANT THIS FOR ? $
WE 'LL GET NICKED . $
THAT WAS THAT WOMAN'S WASHING . $
WHAT DO YOU WANT IT FOR ? $
WE DON'T WANT IT . $
02 HOLD IT . $
HOLD IT . $
HA , HA , HA . $
WE 'LL GET NICKED . $
03 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH IT ? $
02 YOU CAN HAVE IT . $
03 I DON'T WANT IT . $
YOU 'D BETTER HIDE IT . $
02 HOW IF I WRAPPED BARBED WIRE ROUND MY FISTS ? $
OF COURSE , I 'D HAVE TO HAVE A GLOVE ON AND THEN ... $
OR . $
IF YOU PUT YOUR THUMBS THERE . $
OUT THEY 'D POP . $
I COULD EAT YOU BETWEEN TWO BITS OF BREAD . $
YOU KNOW . $
YOU COULD PUT PEOPLE ON THE GROUND . $
I MEAN PUT THEIR BARE FEET OVER A BAMBOO SHOOT AND THEN IN N
O TIME IT SHOOTS UP AND FINDS THE FEET IN THE WAY , BUT IT C
AN'T STOP SO IT GROWS THROUGH IT . $
YOU KNOW THEY BEND SAPLINGS . $
YOU KNOW THAT . $
I SHOULD LIKE TO HAVE SOMEONE IN THE CORNER OF A ROOM ALL BA
NDAGES . $
THEY 'D BE IN A MESS AFTER PUNISHMENT . $
OR MAKE YOU SWALLOW A MOUSE . $
I 'D LIKE TO TIE SOMEONE UP . $
PUNISH THEM . $
BELT FUCK OUT OF THEM AND THEN TAPE IT . $
PUT IT ON TAPE . $
THEN I 'D TIE THEM UP AND PLAY IT BACK . $
AND THEN START OVER AGAIN . $
LE 'S GO OVER THE PARK . $
03 IT 'LL BE CLOSED . $
02 NOT YET . $
03 HE 'LL BE CLOSING . $
02 WE CAN GET OUT . $
03 HOW ? $
02 CLIMB OVER . $
03 YOU EVER SEE ME CLIMB ? $
02 WELL , SQUEEZE THROUGH THEN . $
YOU 'RE SKINNY ENOUGH . $
LET 'S GO OVER THE ALLOTMENT THEN . $
03 WHAT FOR ? $
02 PICK THE BEANS . $
LUSH THEY ARE ABOUT NOW . $
GET IN AMONG THE BEAN POLES . $
03 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH THIS ? $
02 THAT 'S YOUR LOOKOUT . $
03 IT ISN'T . $
02 YOU NICKED IT . $
03 I NEVER DID . $
02 WELL , I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO WITH IT . $
DO YOU FANCY AN ICE CREAM ? $
03 I DON'T MIND . $
WHAT VAN IS IT ? $
02 EYETALIAN . $
THE WALLS ONE COMES EARLY . $
HE COMES LATE . $
03 I 'D RATHER WALLS . $
02 FUCKING CHOOSEY , AIN'T YOU . $
OUR BABY 'D RATHER THE EARLY ONE AND ALL . $
03 YOUR BABY ? $
02 HE GENERALLY HAS A TASTE OF ONE THIS WEATHER . $
HOW MUCH ARE THEY ? $
03 I 'LL PAY . $
02 NO . $
I 'LL PAY . $
03 NO . $
LET ME PAY , LET ME PAY . $
I WANT TO PAY . $
02 ALRIGHT . $
YOU 'RE LIKE A LITTLE CHILD , AREN'T YOU ? $
03 I 'M OLDER THAN YOU . $
02 YOU WANT TO ACT IT THEN . $
YOU 'RE A BIT LATE ANYWAY , THERE GOES THE VAN . $
03 COME ON , THEN . $
WE 'LL CATCH IT UP . $
02 NO . $
LEAVE IT . $
03 COME ON . $
I 'LL GET THERE FIRST . $
02 WILL YOU ? $
03 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT THAT BEHIND . $
02 WHAT ? $
03 THAT THING . $
02 WHAT THING ? $
03 THAT THING OFF THE LINE . $
02 WHERE 'D YOU PUT IT ? $
03 IN A HEDGE . $
02 THAT WAS A NICE THING TO DO , WASN'T IT ? $
03 WELL I HAD TO DO SOMETHING . $
02 LET 'S GO OVER THE PARK . $
ON THE SWINGS . $
03 NO . $
I DON'T WANT TO . $
02 YOU EVER BEEN TO CAMP ? $
03 OF COURSE . $
02 WHAT D' YOU MEAN , OF COURSE . $
WHO 'D YOU GO WITH , THE SCOUTS ? $
03 NO . $
WHO 'D YOU GO WITH ? $
02 THE SCHOOL . $
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03 OH , AY . $
02 DID THEY PULL YOUR TROUSERS DOWN ? $
03 WHERE ? $
02 CAMPING . $
DID THEY ? $
I BET THEY PULLED YOUR TROUSERS DOWN . $
03 NO , THEY DIDN'T . $
WHY SHOULD THEY ? $
YES , THEY DID . $
02 HERE , HAVE A LOOK AT HER . $
03 WHAT IS IT ? $
02 PARADE . $
I COLLECT IT . $
DO YOU GET IT ? $
03 NEVER SEEN IT . $
02 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU 'RE MISSING . $
COP HOLD OF THIS DARLING . $
YOU CAN HAVE IT . $
I GOT THAT ONE ALREADY . $
03 I DON'T WANT IT . $
03 SINCE WHEN ? $
02 SINCE LAST YEAR , CLEVER . $
I 'M ON THE TRACK OF FOUR . $
THERE 'S FOUR I 'M ON THE TRACK OF AND THEN I 'M UP TO DATE
. $
THERE 'S A BIT ABOUT KARATE IN THIS ONE . $
I WAS READING THERE 'S ONLY TWO KARATE EXPERTS IN THE WORLD
. $
I WOULDN'T LIKE TO MEET EITHER OF THEM . $
ONE OF THEM DEFEATED FORTY OF THE JAPANESE IMPERIAL GUARD SI
NGLEHANDED . $
THERE 'S FIVE WEAK SPOTS IN THE HUMAN BODY . $
THE HUMAN BODY IS A VERY TOUGH MACHINE . $
YOU SEE IN FILMS OR YOU READ ABOUT HOW SOMEONE GETS STABBED
- SO EASY - AND THE BLOOD AND THEN THEY 'RE DEAD . $
WELL , LET ME TELL YOU , YOU GET A BOWIE AND BANG IT INTO SO
MEONE'S GUT HARD , AND IT STILL ONLY GOES IN TWO AND A HALF
INCHES . $
YOU DON'T KILL THE HUMAN ANIMAL THAT EASY . $
THERE ARE FIVE WEAK SPOTS IN THE HUMAN BODY . $
HERE - THE SLEEPING SPOT , THE AXIS . $
JUST BEHIND THE EARS - VERY SENSITIVE SPOT . $
HERE . $
AND THE SOLAR PLEXUS . $
03 WHERE ELSE ? $
02 WHERE DO YOU THINK ? $
PEOPLE THINK IT 'S ALL HAND WORK , TOO . $
03 DO THEY ? $
02 SEE THAT EDGE . $
CHOP . $
THAT 'S NOT THE HALF OF IT . $
THERE 'S ALL THE FOOT WORK . $
THE HOLDS . $
I HAVEN'T DONE ANY OF THAT . $
I DON'T THINK I WILL EITHER . $
YOU 'VE GOT TO HAVE ALL THIS EDGE AND THE FINGERS . $
LIKE BONE . $
THE SAME WITH THE FEET . $
IT COULD GET DANGEROUS . $
YOU 'VE HAD IT IF YOU DO KARATE PROPERLY - WITH THE LAW . $
REALLY YOU SHOULD REGISTER YOURSELF AS AN OFFENSIVE WEAPON .
$
03 YOU 'D THINK THEY 'D MAKE IT ILLEGAL ? $
02 DON'T TALK SOFT . $
IT 'S AN ANCIENT SPORT , ISN'T IT ? $
03 LIKE JUDO . $
02 IT ISN'T LIKE JUDO AT ALL . $
WHAT DO YOU SAY THAT FOR ? $
IT 'S NOT LIKE JUDO ONE BIT . $
SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU KNOW . $
JUDO IS BLOODY USELESS . $
JUDO 'S A DEFENSIVE SPORT . $
KARATE 'S ATTACKING . $
THERE 'S ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD , ISN'T THERE ? $
03 WELL , HOW WAS I TO KNOW . $
02 YOU EVER TAKE ANY ? $
03 WHAT ? $
02 HEARTS OR POPPERS . $
I USED TO USE THE OLD INHALERS . $
I GIVE IT UP . $
03 NO , I HAVEN'T . $
02 YOU WANT TO TRY . $
IT 'S EXTRAORDINARY . $
03 IS IT ? $
02 YES . $
WITH AMPHSTAMINES , IT MAKES YOU WANT TO WASH ALL THE TIME .
$
03 WHAT ? $
02 I CAN'T KEEP OUT OF THE BATHROOM . $
I KEEP SHAVING . $
I HAVE TO GO TO THE WINDOW ALL THE TIME . $
YOU COULD KNOCK ME DOWN WIV A FEVER IF I 'M STONED . $
I AIN'T HAD NONE SINCE I BEEN DOWN HERE . $
DON'T SEEM NO POINT . $
WHEN YOU GET STONED YOU CAN'T GET A HARD ON . $
THEN YOU CAN'T GET IT OFF . $
OR IT SHRINKS . $
YOU KNOW THAT . $
TILL IT 'S HARDLY BLOODY THERE . $
IT 'S BLOODY FUNNY . $
YOU CAN'T HARDLY SEE IT . $
LIKE A WINKLE . $
03 REALLY ? $
02 HONEST . $
 NIGHT SO
NSECTS . $
EVEN INSECTS YOU COULDN'T SEE . $
03 YES . $
IN THOSE PLACES THEY THINK THAT IF THEY TAKE IT THAT FAR SOM
EHOW THE MISERY MOST OF THE ACTUAL PEOPLE LIVES IN WON'T SEE
M SO BAD . $
02 ARE YOU RELIGIOUS ? $
03 NOT VERY . $
02 I 'M NOT . $
03 HAVE YOU HAD YOUR TEA ? $
02 COURSE I HAVE , HAD IT STRAIGHT AFTER WORK . $
AIN'T YOU HAD NONE ? $
03 I COME STRAIGHT OUT . $
I 'M STARVING . $
02 YOU JUST HAD AN ICE-CREAM . $
03 I NEVER SAID I DIDN'T . $
HOW MUCH DO YOU PAY IN YOUR DIGS ? $
02 THREE POUND TEN ALL IN . $
03 NOT BAD . $
02 I NEVER SAID IT WAS . $
03 DO YOU WANT SOME CHIPS ? $
02 WHAT , AFTER ICE-CREAM ? $
03 I HAVEN'T HAD NO TEA . $
02 THAT 'S YOUR LOOKOUT . $
03 COME ON , LET 'S GO DOWN CARLISLE , WE CAN HAVE SOME ON T
HE WAY BACK . $
02 I 'M NOT HAVING THE GREEKS . $
03 I NEVER SAID YOU WAS , DID I ? $
02 JUST SO WE GET IT STRAIGHT . $
BLOODY GREASY HOLE . $
YOU 'RE A PROPER LITTLE GUTS , AIN'T YER ? $
EH , GUTSY ; AREN'T YOU ? $
GUTSY , AREN'T YER ? $
AIN'T YER ? $
02 WE HAD SOME LAUGHS IN THAT SCHOOL , MIND . $
I 'LL SAY WE DID . $
ESPECIALLY AFTER WE 'D DONE SOMETHING WRONG . $
THEY WEREN'T MEANT TO HIT US YOU KNOW , REALLY , BUT WE GOT
OUR FAIR SHARE . $
IF SOMEONE IN OUR ROOM HAD DONE SOMETHING WRONG . $
LIKE THERE WAS THIS WOMAN ONCE LOOKING AT US WHEN WE WERE WA
ITING IN A LINE IN THE TOWN . $
YOU COULD TELL WHERE WE WAS FROM . $
ANYWAY , SHE WAS LOOKING AT US , AND RAY , THAT WAS MY MATE
, HE WENT AND GOBBED RIGHT AT HER . $
LIKE THAT . $
AND TOLD HER TO FUCK OFF . $
WE WEREN'T HALF IN FOR IT . $
I USED TO KEEP AN EYE OPEN FOR RAY . $
HE WAS ONLY THE SIZE OF TWOPENCE . $
HE HAD AN AUNTIE ONCE COME TO SEE HIM . $
WE GOT SPLIT UP WHEN I GOT PUT ON REMAND . $
AFTER I BOLTED THAT WAS . $
THERE WAS THIS OLD TART , THE MATRON SHE WAS , AND SHE USED
TO HAVE TO SUPERVISE OUR BATH . $
WELL , I RECKON SHE WAS LOOKING AT ME A BIT OLD-FASHIONED ON
E NIGHT SO I STARED BACK AT HER . $
' WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ' SHE SAYS . $
' WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ' I SAYS . $
' WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ' , SHE SAYS . $
' MY ARSE AND THE SHIT UP MY ARSE ' , I SAYS . $
SHE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH THE BATH BRUSH . $
I GRABBED IT AND HIT HER . $
I HIT THE SUPERINTENDENT TOO . $
THEY DIDN'T DO NOTHING TO ME . $
I SCARPERED . $
THEY GOT ME THOUGH . $
HE USED TO GRIN , RAY , LIKE YOU DO . $
03 I DON'T GRIN . $
02 YOU DO GRIN . $
03 DON'T SAY I GRIN . $
02 WON'T I ? $
03 WHEN PEOPLE SAY YOU GRIN , THEY DESPISE YOU . $
IF SOMEONE GRINS THEY 'RE INFERIOR TO YOU . $
ALSO THEY HATE YOU . $
02 YOU GOING IN ? $
03 OH , NOT YET . $
02 I AM . $
03 OH , DON'T GO IN YET . $
02 WHY NOT ? $
03 STAY OUT A BIT LONGER . $
02 NO . $
I 'M GOING IN . $
MIGHT AS WELL . $
03 DON'T GO IN YET . $
02 WHY NOT ? $
WHAT FOR ? $
03 COME ON , LET 'S GO OVER THE PARK . $
02 NO , I 'M GOING IN . $
03 TARA THEN . $
02 TARA . $
04 HAVE YOU GONE OUT , DENNIS ? $
DENNIS ! $
03 WHAT ? $
04 YOU WERE VERY QUIET . $
WHERE 'S YOUR FATHER ? $
03 HOW SHOULD I KNOW ? $
04 HE WAS IN THE GARDEN . $
03 IN THE WHAT ? $
04 HE WAS GETTING IN SOME POTATOES . $
03 SHALL WE HAVE SOME ? $
04 FOR YOUR SUPPER ? $
IF YOU LIKE . $
03 THAT WON'T BE BAD . $
HE HAS HIS USES . $
04 HE 'S STILL OUT THERE . $
DENNIS , WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO TELL LIES FOR ? $
03 I NEVER NOTICED HIM . $
04 IF YOU 'RE GOING TO CHURCH , ARTHUR , YOU 'LL HAVE TO STE
P ON IT . $
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT , DRY AS A BONE . $
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I ONLY PUT THEM OUT THIS AFTERNOON . $
05 PERFECT WEATHER . $
I SAY , PERFECT WEATHER . $
04 LOVELY . $
05 THERE WE ARE . $
HOW WILL THAT DO ? $
04 PERFECT . $
I 'LL DO SOME FOR WHEN YOU GET BACK . $
05 I MIGHT GO FOR A PINT AFTER . $
04 OH , AYE . $
05 I 'LL JUST HAVE THE ONE . $
04 WEATHER DRY ENOUGH FOR YOU ? $
LOVELY , ISN'T IT ? $
HAS HE HAD HIS HOLIDAYS ? $
NO . $
NOR ARTHUR . $
05 IT 'S A LOVELY EVENING OUT , SON . $
04 DRY AS A BONE . $
05 YOU GOING OUT SON ? $
WHAT 'S UP WITH HIM ? $
04 NO GOOD ASKING ME . $
AS IF I 'D KNOW . $
03 WHERE ARE YOU GOING ? $
05 I 'M GOING TO CHURCH . $
03 GOOD FOR YOU . $
05 THAT 'S WHERE YOU 'D BE GOING IF YOU HAD ANY SENSE . $
03 LIKE YOU , YOU MEAN . $
05 YOU WANT TO GIVE LESS LIP . $
04 NOW , NOW , NOW . $
LOOK AT THAT CAT DENNIS . $
AREN'T THEY NEAT ? $
SEE WHERE YOUR FATHER 'S JUST BEEN DIGGING . $
NOW YOU WATCH . $
YOU SEE ? $
IT WELL MAKE A LITTLE PLACE . $
THERE . $
NOW ... $
SEE ? $
NOW IT WILL BURY IT . $
SEE ITS PAWS . $
I DON'T LIKE THEM . $
BUT THEY 'RE MARVELLOUS ANIMALS FOR KEEPING CLEAN . $
05 RIGHT , MOTHER , PASS ME MY MUFFLER . $
I DON'T NEED A SHAVE . $
03 YOU CAN'T GO OUT LIKE THAT . $
YOU 'LL HAVE TO WEAR A TIE . $
TELL HIM . $
05 ALRIGHT THEN . $
PASS ME THE TIE . $
ANYTHING FOR A BIT OF PEACE . $
04 YOU 'VE GOT SUCH STANDARDS , DENNIS . $
I WONDER IF YOU 'LL EVER LIVE UP TO THEM YOURSELF . $
05 WHERE 'S MY CLIPS . $
I THINK I 'LL TAKE THE BIKE . $
03 WHAT , THAT OLD WRECK ? $
YOU CAN'T RIDE THAT . $
04 BE QUIET . $
YOU USED TO BE SUCH A NICE BOY , DENNIS . $
03 I BELIEVE YOU ADOPTED ME ANYWAY . $
04 OH , DENNIS , DON'T BE SUCH A CHILD . $
03 WHY HAVEN'T YOU GOT ANY MORE CHILDREN THEN ? $
BLOODY FUNNY , IF YOU ASK ME . $
I BET THE PAPERS ARE UPSTAIRS IN THAT BAG . $
I SHALL HAVE A LOOK ONE DAY WHEN YOU 'RE OUT , SO I SHALL KN
OW . $
04 YOU DARE . $
THAT 'S ALL . $
YOU JUST DARE LOOK INTO MY PRIVATE PROPERTY . $
05 NOW THEN . $
NOW THEN . $
MY WORD YOU 'RE A NASTY KID AT TIMES . $
I 'M GOING THEN , TARA . $
04 THAT 'LL DO . $
03 SHALL I DO YOUR HAIR FOR YOU ? $
04 NOT NOW , I 'M JUST HAVING A QUIET FAG . $
GET ON WITH YOUR DANCING . $
03 CAN I HAVE ONE ? $
04 NO , I 'D WATCH IT . $
I 'M NOT WASTING A CIGARETTE ON YOU . $
03 GO ON . $
04 NOW NO . $
03 MAM . $
04 NOW SHUT UP , DENNIS . $
YOU 'LL ONLY CHOKE YOURSELF TO DEATH AND BE SICK . $
03 I WON'T . $
04 YOU 'LL GET CANCER . $
03 YOU 'VE GOT TO DIE SOME WAY . $
04 CHRIST GIVE ME PATIENCE ! $
03 GO ON , GIVE US A FAG . $
04 YOU 'VE GOT ME SCALDED . $
03 WELL GIVE ME A PUFF OF YOURS . $
04 HONEST TO GOD , ISN'T IT TERRIBLE ? $
I SAT DOWN FOR A LITTLE BIT OF PEACE . $
03 JUST A DRAG . $
04 YOU 'LL WET THE END . $
03 I WON'T . $
04 SHIT , SHUT UP . $
NO . $
03 DON'T SWEAR . $
04 IF I GO TO HELL IT 'LL BE YOUR DOING . $
NOW SIT DOWN AND READ , THERE 'S A GOOD BOY . $
03 MAM . $
04 I 'VE GONE OUT . $
03 GIVE US A PUFF . $
04 I 'LL GIVE YOU A PUNCH . $
YOU SOFT GIT . $
03 DON'T SWEAR . $
04 NOW DON'T START GIGGLING , DENNIS . $
I DON'T THINK I COULD STAND IT . $
SHUT UP , YOU SILLY SOFT MARE . $
HONEST I THINK THERE 'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU . $
IT 'S A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY ABOUT YOUR OWN CHILD , I KNOW
. $
03 GIVE US A DRAG . $
A LITTLE DRAG . $
04 HERE . $
HERE . $
I HOPE IT CHOKES YOU . $
LOOK AT YOU . $
YOU 'RE LIKE THE CHIMP IN THE ADVERT . $
03 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SEE IN THEM . $
04 THEY 'RE THE ONLY BIT OF PLEASURE I DO GET . $
NOW , GIVE IT BACK TO ME . $
DENNIS , WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE END . $
IT 'S ALL WET . $
HERE , PUT IT OUT FOR ME . $
03 LET 'S COMB YOUR HAIR . $
04 ALRIGHT . $
BUT NO PULLING MIND , D' YOU HEAR ME ? $
04 WHAT YOU DOING ? $
03 NOTHING . $
04 I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT . $
03 I 'M NOT . $
LOOK . $
04 TAKE THEM OFF , DENNIS . $
GO ON . $
YOU 'LL BREAK THEM . $
03 I WON'T . $
I 'M ONLY PLAYING . $
04 YOU JUST BREAK THEM , THAT 'S ALL . $
WHAT 'S THAT NOISE , DENNIS ? $
03 IT 'S A BLUE-BOTTLE I THINK . $
04 WHERE ? $
03 IN THE WINDOW , TRYING TO GET OUT . $
04 KILL IT , DENNIS , THERE 'S A GOOD BOY . $
NASTY THING . $
03 COME HERE . $
COME HERE . $
WANT THE BODY ? $
04 UGH ! $
DON'T BE DISGUSTING . $
04 DENNIS , STOP WALKING UP AND DOWN , WILL YOU , YOU 'RE DR
IVING ME MAD . $
HAVEN'T YOU GOT A NICE BOOK TO READ ? $
03 NO . $
COME ON , WAKE UP . $
DON'T GO TO SLEEP . $
MAM ! $
04 DON'T BE SO SPITEFUL , DENNIS . $
03 MAM . $
04 GET OFF , YOU GREAT LUMP . $
YOU 'RE TOO HEAVY . $
COME ON THEN . $
CAN'T YOU KEEP QUIET FOR FIVE MINUTES , DENNIS ? $
03 I 'M GOING OUT . $
TARA . $
04 DON'T YOU BE LATE , DO YOU HEAR ME ? $
03 YOU 'RE A BIT OF A FOOL , AREN'T YOU ? $
02 RIGHT . $
YOU 'VE HAD IT NOW . $
YOU 'VE GOT IT COMING TO YOU LATER . $
THAT 'S ONE PUNISHMENT FOR A START . $
ANY MORE OFFENCES TO BE TAKEN INTO ACCOUNT ? $
EH ? $
EH ? $
03 SERIOUSLY THOUGH , YOU 'RE A BIT OF AN IDIOT , AREN'T YOU
 ?  $
02 WHAT ? $
DO YOU WANT IT NOW ? $
YES . $
YES . $
YES . $
DO YOU ? $
DO YOU WANT IT NOW ? $
DO YOU WANT IT ? $
TELL ME . $
03 YES . $
NO . $
YES . $
OW ! $
LEGGO . $
AYE YOU HURT ME YOU DID . $
REALLY THOUGH , YOU ARE A BIT THICK . $
FAIR DO'S . $
02 RIGHT . $
THAT 'S A BEATING LATER . $
DON'T WORRY , MISSIS , HE 'LL LICK MY SHOES LATER . $
03 THERE 'S NO ONE TO HEAR YOU . $
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE ME DO ? $
02 YOU HEARD . $
YOU 'RE GOING TO LICK THESE . $
SEE . $
EVERY INCH . $
SEE . $
AREN'T YOU ? $
03 AM I HECK . $
YES ALRIGHT I AM . $
02 I 'M GOING TO KEEP A PUNISHMENT BOOK FOR YOU FROM NOW ON
. $
RIGHT ? $
NAUGHTY BOYS HAVE TO BE KEPT IN ORDER . $
03 WHAT 'LL YOU DO ? $
02 THAT DEPENDS . $
YOU 'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE . $
03 GO ON . $
TELL US . $
02 NO . $
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03 PLEASE . $
02 I 'LL DO IT NOW IF YOU 'RE NOT CAREFUL . $
03 I 'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY . $
02 COME HERE THEN . $
03 GERROFF . $
02 SHALL I TAKE MY BELT OFF TO YOU ? $
03 NO . $
NOW STOP IT . $
02 RIGHT THEN . $
YOU ASKED FOR IT . $
NOW OWN UP . $
YOU DESERVE IT , DON'T YOU ? $
NOW TAKE YOUR MEDICINE . $
THERE 'S A GOOD BOY . $
COME ON , HOLD STILL . $
DON'T IT HURT . $
WANT MORE ? $
03 HERE , THAT 'S ENOUGH . $
THAT 'S ENOUGH . $
DON'T GO BLOODY MAD . $
STILL THINK YOU 'VE GOT A SLATE OFF . $
02 NOW DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK . $
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO TAKE IT OFF TO YOU AGAIN . $
DO I ? $
03 YOU 'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST . $
02 LISTEN . $
WHAT 'S THAT ? $
03 A CAT . $
02 COME ON . $
03 WHAT . $
02 COME ON . $
GET IT . $
03 WE CAN'T GET IT . $
02 COME ON . $
ARE YOU GAME ? $
03 LISTEN . $
02 THERE IT IS . $
THEY 'VE HAD IT DOCTORED . $
LOOK AT IT . $
03 I 'M NOT . $
02 YOU ARE . $
03 I 'M NOT . $
02 YOU ARE . $
03 AREN'T THEY DELICATE ? $
02 YOU GET IT . $
03 I CAN'T . $
02 GET IT . $
GO ON . $
USE MY COAT . $
COME ON . $
BRING IT OVER THE ALLOTMENTS . $
04 THEN OF COURSE THERE WAS THE TERRIBLE MURDER OF BOBBY KEN
EDY . $
I DON'T THINK I COULD HAVE FELT WORSE IF HE WAS RELATED TO M
E . $
ALL THOSE LOVELY CHILDREN LEFT FATHERLESS . $
SUCH A GOOD MAN , TOO . $
I CRIED MYSELF SICK , IN FACT WE WERE ALL CRYING , ARTHUR WA
S HAVING A LITTLE WEEP AS WELL , WASN'T IT DREADFUL , DEAR ,
 TWO LOVELY YOUNG MEN MURDERED , THE POOR PARENTS AND WIVES
AND THE BOY HELPING TO CARRY HIS FATHER'S COFFIN . $
GOD COMFORT THEM ALL . $
01 THERE , THAT 'S BETTER . $
03 THE BELL GOES FOR THE LAST LAP AND THEN YOUR HEART IS GOI
NG INSIDE YOU . $
YOU CAN SEE IT . $
AND YOU ARE RUNNING AFTER IT . $
IT 'S GOING SO POWERFULLY , YOU KNOW IT WILL BREAK OPEN . $
IT 'S BLOODY HIDEOUS . $
YOU REMEMBER IT DORMANT . $
HOW IT PULSED SLY . $
YOUR CHEST IS STILL BURNING . $
YOU HOPE YOUR HEART IS AS STRONG AS IT FEELS . $
AS IT STILL FEELS . $
THE BELL GOES FOR THE LAST LAP . $
AH . $
AH . $
AAH . $
AH . $
BEAUTIFUL IT 'S BEEN , THE RUN . $
YOU KNOW HOW . $
YOU ARE GOING THROUGH IT . $
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT OWN YOU WILL COME INTO WHEN YOU HAVE
 BROKEN THROUGH WHAT IT IS YOU WILL BREAK INTO , WHAT FROM W
AT OF WHAT . $
ALL THE BLOODY EFFORT GONE . $
NOW IT 'S BAD . $
AND GO . $
AND GO . $
DON'T LAST TOO LONG . $
THEN : DON'T LAST NO LONGER . $
AND THEN : NOT MUCH LONGER . $
DON'T LAST . $
IT WILL BE LONGER . $
PLEASE . $
PLEASE . $
THE END . $
LET ME . $
SICK . $
THIS IS THE WORST . $
THERE WAS NOTHING . $
IT WAS ONLY OVER . $
THIS ISN'T NOTHING . $
YOU HAVE STOPPED . $
THAT . $
IN IT . $
ON THE GROUND . $
YOUR CHEST IS BURNT OUT . $
BACK IN YOU , YOUR HEART IS THROWING ITSELF ABOUT . $
THE GRASS IS UNWELCOMING . $
BREATHING . $
SORE . $
SOBBING . $
ACTUALLY . $
YOU QUIETEN . $
AND ........... $
WHO DID YOU CUDDLE ? $
IT 'S COOL . $
IT WILL RAIN . $
NO ONE IS REALLY , EVEN THROUGH THE CHEERING , SWEAT COOLS O
N YOUR FOREHEAD . $
THERE 'S THOSE PROGRAMMES ON THE EMPTY PARTS OF THE STANDS .
 $
THIS IS ME . $
WHY DID I DO THAT ? $
WHAT LEGS AM I WALKING ON . $
ACHING ENJOYABLE . $
I RAN . $
OH DEAR . $
WHAT WAS ALL THAT IN AID OF . $
02 COME ON . $
HERE WE ARE . $
OH , IT 'S A BIT HOT . $
HERE WE ARE . $
COME ON . $
DON'T YOU WANT ANY ? $
EH ? $
LOOK IT 'S LOVELY . $
NOW YOU . $
NO ? $
NO ? $
COME ON , YOU 'VE GOT TO EAT YOU KNOW . $
THIRSTY . $
THIRSTY . $
JUST RIGHT . $
YOU WERE THIRSTY , WERE'NT YOU ? $
THAT 'S WHAT YOU WERE . $
DO YOU WANT WINDING ? $
03 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO COME HERE FOR IN THE FIRST P
LACE . $
04 WHAT 'S WRONG WITH CO - OP ? $
I 'VE SHOPPED HERE FOR YEARS . $
03 YOU LOOK LIKE IT AN ALL . $
04 NOW DON'T BE DIFFICULT , DENNIS . $
I 'VE GOT A BAD HEAD . $
03 WHAT DID YOU COME HERE FOR THEN ? $
04 I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE ALRIGHT . $
AND I THOUGHT YOU WANTED A PAIR OF SHOES . $
03 I DID . $
I DON'T SEE WHY WE HAVE TO COME HERE THOUGH . $
LOOK AT THEM . $
I 'M NOT HAVING ANYTHING LIKE THAT , I CAN TELL YOU . $
04 YOU CAN'T BEAT A GOOD WHEATSHEAF SHOE . $
03 THAT 'S WHAT YOU THINK . $
04 LOOK , LORD MUCK , WHEN YOU CAN PAY FOR YOUR OWN SHOES ,
THEN WE 'LL GO WHERE YOU WANT ALRIGHT . $
WHERE 'S THE ASSISTANT ? $
03 SERVING SOMEONE DOWN THERE . $
04 DO YOU FEEL HOT ? $
03 NOT PARTICULARLY . $
04 I SHOULDN'T HAVE COME OUT . $
ESPECIALLY WITH A BLOODY GREAT KID LIKE YOU . $
WHERE ARE YOU GOING NOW ? $
NOW DON'T WANDER OFF . $
THAT MAN 'LL BE HERE IN A MINUTE . $
O MY GOD , I FEEL BAD . $
DENNIS . $
03 WHAT ? $
04 COME BACK HERE . $
HERE , GIVE ME YOUR ARM . $
LET ME HOLD ON TO YOU . $
I FEEL GIDDY . $
OH DEAR ! $
03 SHUT UP , MAM . $
PEOPLE WILL SEE YOU . $
ARE YOU ALRIGHT , MAM ? $
DON'T SHOW ME UP . $
MAM . $
04 ASK THEM TO GET ME A DRINK OF WATER , DENNIS . $
03 I CAN'T . $
04 IT 'S ALRIGHT . $
IT 'S PASSED OVER I THINK . $
YOU WAIT . $
I 'LL TELL YOUR FATHER WHEN I GET HOME . $
03 TELL WHO YOU LIKE . $
06 NOW THEN . $
03 SHOES PLEASE . $
SIZE EIGHT . $
06 COLOUR ? $
03 WHAT DO YOU THINK ? $
04 BROWN . $
06 AND WHAT STYLE WERE YOU THINKING OF ? $
04 A NICE PAIR OF LACE-UPS , I THINK . $
06 CERTAINLY , I 'LL SEE WHAT I CAN FIND . $
03 ARE YOU ALRIGHT ? $
AY ? $
ARE YOU FEELING A BIT BETTER ? $
04 A LOT YOU SEEM TO CARE . $
03 OH , DON'T START . $
04 YOU ALWAYS USED TO BE SUCH A NICE BOY , DENNIS . $
03 OH LEAVE ME ALONE . $
04 I 'LL HAVE TO HAVE A DRINK OF WATER . $
MY HEAD 'S REALLY BAD . $
03 WELL I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GET ONE . $
04 YOU 'LL BE SORRY , DENNIS , YOU BEHAVED LIKE THIS AFTER I
 'M DEAD . $
03 YOU 'D BE BETTER OFF DEAD IF YOU 'RE GOING TO BE ILL LIKE
 THIS ALL THE TIME . $
04 I SHALL HAVE TO GO TO THE LADIES . $
03 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO ? $
04 HERE , HOLD THE SHOPPING BAG AND DON'T GO WANDERING OFF .
$
06 WHERE 'S YOUR MAMMY ? $
03 SHE 'S GONE , YOU KNOW . $
IN THERE . $
06 WELL , WE 'D BETTER TRY THESE , HADN'T WE ? $
HOW 'S THAT ? $
03 ALRIGHT , I THINK . $
06 ARE THEY TOO TIGHT ? $
03 THEY ARE A BIT . $
06 WELL , WALK ABOUT ON IT . $
ARE THEY COMFORTABLE ? $
03 I DON'T KNOW . $
06 WELL , IF YOU DON'T , I DON'T . $
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY THESE ON ? $
03 OH . $
O.K. $
06 HERE , NOW . $
THEY SEEM NICE AND EASY . $
HOW ARE THEY ACROSS HERE ? $
03 OH ! $
I 'VE JUST REMEMBERED . $
06 WHAT ? $
03 I HAVEN'T GOT ANY MONEY . $
SHE 'S GOT HER PURSE WITH HER . $
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06 WELL , SHE 'LL BE BACK . $
03 I EXPECT SO . $
I 'D BETTER WAIT FOR HER . $
06 WHAT 'S YOUR NAME ? $
03 DENNIS . $
06 OH , YES . $
I SUPPOSE I 'D BETTER PUT THESE AWAY THEN . $
THERE 'S NO PEACE IS THERE ? $
AND YOU 'D BETTER WAIT FOR YOUR MAMMY . $
03 WELL , I THINK I 'LL WAIT FOR HER OUTSIDE . $
06 ALRIGHT , PLEASE YOURSELF . $
BY-BY , DENNIS . $
03 ARE YOU ANY BETTER ? $
04 NOT MUCH . $
03 YOU LOOK AWFUL RED . $
04 DO I ? $
03 SHALL WE GO HOME ? $
04 I THINK I 'LL HAVE TO . $
WHAT ABOUT YOUR SHOES ? $
03 NEVER MIND ABOUT THEM . $
I 'LL COME IN ON MY OWN ONE DAY . $
02 EE . $
EE . $
EE . $
HERE HE IS . $
HERE HE IS . $
HERE HE IS . $
03 LET ME DOWN JEFFRY . $
JEFFRY ? $
PUT ME DOWN , YOU SILLY SOD . $
PEOPLE 'LL HEAR YOU . $
02 COME ON THEN , LET 'S HAVE A LOOK AT THE SWAG . $
OPEN YOUR CARRIER . $
GO ON , OPEN IT . $
WHAT DID YOU GET ? $
HERE , THAT 'S NICE . $
YOU CAN HAVE THAT . $
03 CHEEKY SOD ! $
02 OO OO OO . $
DRAWERS . $
03 PUT 'EM BACK . $
02 WHAT DO WE DO WITH THEM ? $
03 I DON'T KNOW . $
02 BURY THEM . $
03 WHAT FOR ? $
02 WELL , WE CAN'T KEEP THEM , CAN WE ? $
03 I DON'T KNOW . $
02 WELL , WE CAN'T . $
WE 'LL HAVE TO DIG A HOLE AND COVER THEM . $
COME ON . $
LET 'S GO OVER THE GUNPOST . $
BRING 'EM WITH YOU . $
03 WHAT FOR ? $
02 I LIKE IT OVER THERE . $
COME ON . $
02 THIS IS WHERE THEY USED TO FIRE . $
ACK . $
ACK . $
ACK . $
SEE THE SHOOTING RANGE . $
LET 'S GO AND JUMP OFF IT . $
03 I 'M SCARED . $
02 NO . $
IT 'S NOT HIGH . $
YOU CLIMB UP THE STEPS , WALK ALONG AND JUMP DOWN . $
JUMP . $
CLIMB UP THE STEPS , WALK ALONG THE PARAPET AND JUMP DOWN .
$
CLIMB , WALK ALONG AND JUMP DOWN . $
02 YOU CAN SEE THE SEA FROM HERE . $
LOOK . $
03 OH , AYE , SO YOU CAN . $
02 COME ON . $
GET IT OUT . $
03 WHAT ? $
02 LET 'S SEE IT . $
03 NO . $
02 COME ON . $
03 NO . $
GET OUT . $
02 ALRIGHT THEN . $
YELLOW . $
SHIT SCARED . $
ACK . $
ACK . $
ACK . $
THAT 'S BETTER . $
LET 'S SEE IF I CAN WRITE YOUR NAME IN IT . $
03 I SHOULD LIKE TO SET FIRE TO THIS CITY . $
STARTING OVER THERE . $
I 'D LIKE IT TO BE ON A HOT DAY LIKE TODAY WHEN THE WHOLE PL
ACE IS AT ITS FEEBLE BEST . $
LOOK OVER THERE . $
LOOK AT IT . $
IT 'S LIKE A CAVE WITH BURROWS . $
FULL AT NIGHT WITH A FEW OLD TOM CATS . $
PERHAPS I DIED THEN . $
I HAD A SUDDEN FEELING . $
I WANT TO BE IN EXTREME SITUATIONS . $
I WANT TO BE IN THE DEATH CELL OR IN THE GASS CHAMBER , I 'D
 LIKE TO KILL YOU . $
I WISH YOU 'D KILL ME . $
02 I 'LL KILL YOU . $
03 COME ON THEN , KILL ME . $
02 I 'LL KILL YOU . $
YOU 'D BE SCARED SILLY IF I REALLY DID TOUCH YOU . $
03 WOULD I ? $
02 YES , YOU WOULD . $
03 WOULD I ? $
02 YES , YOU WOULD , WOULD . $
03 YES , I WOULD . $
I 'M DEAD ANYWAY . $
I WISH YOU 'D LET ME REST . $
YOU DO SOMETIMES . $
THAT 'S WHEN I 'M NOT WITH YOU . $
02 I THINK YOU 'RE FUCKING POTTY , YOU ARE . $
03 I 'M NOT , I 'M DEAD . $
02 YOU 'RE THERE . $
03 I DIED IN 1947 . $
02 YOU WASN'T EVEN BORN IN 1947 . $
THAT 'S GOT YOU . $
03 I KNOW . $
FUNNY ISN'T IT . $
03 MY MOTHER 'S DYING , I THINK . $
02 GET OUT , SHE 'S NOT . $
03 HOW DO YOU KNOW ? $
02 WELL , I BET SHE 'S NOT . $
03 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK . $
02 IS SHE ? $
I 'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT . $
I AM . $
WHAT 'S THE MATTER ? $
SHE HAD HER BREAST OFF ? $
03 NO , IT 'S HER KIDNEYS THE DOCTOR SAID . $
WHAT 'S THAT ON YOUR HAND ? $
IS IT TRUE WHAT YOU TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR LANDLADY ? $
02 WHAT ? $
03 YOU KNOW . $
02 OF COURSE I FUCK MY LANDLADY . $
OF COURSE . $
WHAT DO YOU THINK I DO ? $
I GO FOR OLDER WOMEN GENERALLY . $
QUITE SCRAGGY OLD BIRDS . $
WHAT A WAY TO SPEND SATURDAY NIGHT . $
IT 'S MONTHS SINCE I 'VE HAD MY END OFF . $
STILL IT 'S SUNDAY TOMORROR . $
I LOVE ALL THE LITTLE BIRDS IN THEIR CURLERS ON A SUNDAY MOR
NING AFTER HAVING BEEN SHAGGED STIFF ON THE SATURDAY NIGHT .
 $
I BET YOU 'RE A RIGHT LITTLE SHAGGER , AIN'T YER ! $
03 WHEN MY MOTHER TOOK ME INTO THE LADIES LAVATORY WITH HER
WHEN WE WERE OUT , SHE USED TO GIVE ME HER HANDBAG TO HOLD .
 $
THEN . $
PISS . $
PISS . $
PISS . $
I USED TO LOOK INTO IT . $
' DON'T LOOK INTO MY HANDBAG , DENNIS , I 'VE TOLD YOU BEFOR
E . $
HANDBAGS ARE PRIVATE PROPERTY . $
I 'VE GIVEN IT TO YOU FOR YOU TO HOLD IT . ' $
SOMETIMES WHEN SHE DIDN'T GO OUTSIDE SHE WOULD SHUT THE DOOR
 TO THE KITCHEN AND USE A BOWL . $
I COULD HEAR HER THROUGH IN THE OTHER ROOM . $
SHE HAD THIS SAME HANDBAG FOR YEARS . $
SHE USED TO KEEP IN IT , BESIDES ALL HER OWN THINGS MY BIRTH
 CERTIFICATE AND THE CLUB BOOKS . $
02 DON'T SHE NOW ? $
03 SHE 'S DEAD . $
02 SHE 'S NOT . $
I 'VE SEEN HER . $
03 THAT 'S NOT MY MOTHER . $
02 GET OUT . $
I NEVER SEEN MUCH OF MY MOTHER AFTER I WAS TWELVE . $
03 HOW 'S THAT ? $
02 WELL , I WENT AWAY TO SCHOOL THEN , DIDN'T I ? $
SHE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET THEM TOOK ME . $
03 WELL , SHE COULDN'T HAVE DONE ANYTHING ABOUT IT , I SUPPO
SE . $
02 YOU SHUT UP . $
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT ? $
I ONLY TOOK TWO ORANGES . $
03 THAT 'S WHAT YOU SAY . $
02 TRUE AS I 'M SAT HERE . $
03 THE FIRST TIME . $
02 YEAH . $
THEY LIE THERE YOU KNOW . $
LIKE A VAMPIRE THAT 'S HAD A STAKE DROVE THROUGH ITS HEART .
$
WITHOUT THE STAKE . $
THE LAVATORY PAN IN OUR HOUSE WAS CRACKED . $
MY FATHER WAS STRAINING AT THE LEASH WHEN HE HAD A STROKE .
$
THE PAN CRACKED RIGHT ACROSS . $
HE DIED . $
THERE WERE BIG TURDS LEFT IN THE BASE OF IT . $
HE MUST HAVE BEEN A GIANT . $
COME ON , LET 'S GO OVER THE FORESHORE . $
03 NO . $
02 THE BOY NEXT DOOR TO US , PICKS COAL OVER THERE . $
03 RATHER HIM THAN ME . $
02 MAKES A FORTUNE . $
03 BLOODY DICKENSIAN . $
02 COME ON . $
03 I 'M FED UP . $
02 YOU GOING HOME ? $
03 I DON'T KNOW . $
02 I THINK YOU 'RE HALF GINGER , YOU ARE . $
EH ? $
AREN'T YOU THOUGH ? $
ANSWER ME . $
AREN'T YOU THOUGH . $
OH , PLEASE YOURSELF . $
03 YOU GOING OVER THERE THEN ? $
02 YES . $
03 I 'M NOT . $
02 YOU GO HOME , KID . $
03 NO , I 'M COMING . $
02 NO , YOU GO ON HOME ... GO ON . $
03 TARA THEN . $
02 SO LONG . $
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03 WHERE 'S MAM ? $
05 SHE 'S UPSTAIRS . $
SHE 'S POORLY , SHE 'S HAVING A LIE DOWN . $
03 WHAT 'S THE MATTER . $
IS SHE ALRIGHT ? $
HAVE YOU HAD THE DOCTOR ? $
05 DON'T BE SILLY , SON . $
SHE 'S ONLY GOT A SICK HEADACHE . $
SHE 'S HAVING A REST WITH THE CURTAINS DRAWN . $
03 MAM , MAM , ARE YOU ALRIGHT ? $
MAM . $
05 LET HER ALONE , DENNIS . $
OR POP UP AND SEE HER QUIET . $
LIKE A GOOD LAD . $
03 NO , I DON'T WANT TO . $
I 'LL GO UP AFTERWARDS . $
05 I 'LL GET YOU YOUR TEA . $
SHE 'S PUT IT OUT FOR YOU . $
03 WHAT 'S SHE WANT TO GO TO BED FOR . $
SHE KNOWS I HAVEN'T HAD MY TEA . $
SHE 'S ALWAYS THE SAME , SHE IS . $
05 NOW JUST YOU BE STILL . $
DO YOU HEAR ME ? $
YOU 'RE GROWING DAFT , YOU ARE . $
SIT TO THE TABLE . $
03 IT 'S NICER DOWN HERE WITHOUT HER ANYWAY . $
CAN I HAVE MORE BISCUITS ? $
05 NO , YOU CAN'T . $
YOU DON'T WANT THEM . $
YOU EAT WHAT YOU 'VE GOT FIRST . $
YOU CAN COME AND HELP ME OUT THERE AFTER . $
03 YOU MUST BE MAD . $
CATCH ME OUT THERE . $
05 PASS ME THE ECHO , SON . $
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR MOTHER UP A CUP OF TEA ? $
HERE . $
I SEE OLD GEORGIE GREEN'S WIFE 'S DIED . $
YOUR MOTHER 'LL BE SORRY TO HEAR THAT . $
YESTERDAY . $
AT HOME . $
FUNERAL WEDNESDAY . $
GENTLEMEN ONLY . $
I 'M WORKING . $
PASS THE MILK , DENNIS . $
HOW MUCH MILK DOES SHE LIKE ? $
03 JUST A BIT . $
05 A CAT . $
A GINGER TOM CAT WAS FOUND RECENTLY ON AN ALLOTMENT AT MORPE
TH ESTATE . $
HANGING BY A PIECE OF STRING FROM A BEAN POLE . $
THE DAMAMGE IS BELIEVED TO HAVE BEEN DONE BY VANDALS OR BOYS
 . $
THE TENANTS ASSOCIATION HAVE LODGED A COMPLAINT . $
THAT IT IS POSSIBLE FOR UNAUTHORISED ENTRY . $
HERE , THAT MUST HAVE BEEN THAT CAT UP THE ROAD . $
YOUR MOTHER SAID THEY 'D MISSED IT . $
BLOODY YOUNG THUGS . $
A NICE WELL-KEPT BLOODY ANIMAL LIKE THAT . $
ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE IT UP , OR SHALL I ? $
03 I WILL . $
05 GO ON , THEN . $