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04 SIT DOWN . $
... ALEX ? $
03 HO-AHHH ! $
AHH ! $
LOOK WHO 'S HERE ! $
ANDRE , MY BOY ! $
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING YOURSELF ? $
HOW ARE YOU ? $
01 I FEEL TERRIBLE . $
03 WHY ? $
IS NADYA ALL RIGHT ? $
SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANOTHER ATTACK ? $
01 NO , SHE 'S FINE , SHE WENT TO THE BEACH TODAY , BUT I -
$
03 SPLENDID ! $
SHE MUST BE TAKING THE QUININE I PRESCRIBED . $
01 YES , I SUPPOSE SHE MUST BE . $
LISTEN . $
ALEX . $
WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY SOFTENING OF THE BRAIN ? $
03 LET 'S NOT DISCUSS MEDICINE , MY BOY . $
IT 'S FAR TOO HOT TODAY . $
THANK GOD IT ISN'T RAINING AGAIN ! $
BESIDES , I 'VE JUST COME BACK FROM DOING MY HOSPITAL ROUNDS
 . $
WHAT A PLACE TO BUILD AN ARMY HOSPITAL . $
THEY SENT THESE YOUNG SOLDIERS DOWN HERE TO THE BLACK SEA TO
CONVALESCE , AND THEY NEVER WANT TO LEAVE ! $
THEY LIE THERE , MOANING AND GROANING , BUT AS SOON AS MY BA
CK IS TURNED , THEY 'RE AS FIT AS CAN BE . $
ORDERLY ! $
WELL . $
DID YOU NOTICE HOW CLEAN MY PLACE IS ? $
01 YES , IT 'S VERY CLEAN . $
03 HOW DO YOU LIKE MY JAPANESE LANTERNS ? $
01 THEY 'RE BEAUTIFUL . $
03 BEAUTIFUL ? $
THEY 'RE SPLENDID ! $
DIDN'T NIKI TELL YOU ? $
01 TELL ME WHAT ? $
03 HE WAS SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU AT WORK TODAY ! $
01 I DIDN'T GO TO WORK TODAY . $
03 WELL ! $
YOU SHOULD GO TO WORK ONCE IN A WHILE ! $
01 ALEX , I 'VE BEEN HAVING A TERRIBLE TIME . $
I SHOULD 'VE COME OVER TO TALK TO YOU SOONER . $
03 THEN COME TO DINNER TONIGHT AND WE 'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIM
E TO TALK . $
ALL OF US . $
01 WHAT 'RE YOU DOING ? $
03 I AM GOING TO CLEAN MY GUNS . $
01 I MEAN , DON'T YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO ME ? $
YOU PROBABLY THINK I JUST CAME OVER TO TRY AND BORROW MORE M
ONEY FROM YOU . $
03 I CERTAINLY HOPE NOT . $
01 WHY ? $
DON'T YOU HAVE ANY ? $
03 ORDERLY ! ! $
- LET 'S NOT DISCUSS MONEY , MY BOY . $
IT 'S FAR TOO HOT TODAY . $
THE FACT IS , VON KOREN AND THE NEW DEACON - WHAT 'S HIS NAM
E - THEY WENT HUNTING THE OTHER MORNING AND BORROWED SOME OF
MY GUNS . $
01 I BROUGHT YOU A NEW LITERARY MAGAZINE . $
I HAD IT SENT FROM MOSCOW . $
03 SPLENDID ! $
SO . $
VON KOREN TOLD ME - $
01 WHY ARE YOU BRINGING UP VON KOREN ? $
03 I 'M NOT BRINGING HIM UP . $
HE JUST TOLD ME MY GUNS WERE A BIT RUSTY FROM ALL THE WET WE
ATHER WE 'VE HAD LATELY . $
THANK GOD IT ISN'T RAINING AGAIN ! $
01 THERE 'S A VERY GOOD ARTICLE ON TOLSTOY IN HERE . $
03 SPLENDID ! $
NOW . $
THE DINNER IS GOING TO BE EARLY TONIGHT . $
SIX O'CLOCK SHARP . $
01 WHAT DINNER ? $
03 IT 'S JUST FOR A FEW OF US BACHELORS , MY BOY . $
THEN NADYA AND THE REST CAN JOIN US FOR THE PARTY AT EIGHT O
'CLOCK , AND WE 'LL ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME . $
01 WHAT PARTY ? $
03 WELL , THE KONSTANTINES WILL BE HERE , AND KIRILIN , AND
YOUNG ATCHMIANOV . $
AND FOR DINNER THERE WILL BE JUST YOU , MYSELF , THE NEW DEA
CON AND - $
01 AND ? $
03 WELL , YOU MUST HAVE HEARD THAT VON KOREN IS LEAVING TOMO
RROW ON THE TWELVE O'CLOCK BOAT . $
01 I CAN'T COME . $
03 I KNEW IT ! $
I KNEW THE MOMENT I TOLD YOU IT HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH VON
KOREN , YOU 'D SAY YOU COULDN'T COME ! $
01 I 'VE GOT TO HAVE DINNER AT HOME TONIGHT - $
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03 BUT THIS IS A SPECIAL OCCASION - $
WHERE 'VE YOU BEEN ? $
DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME CALLING YOU ? $
08 YOU TOLD ME TO CLEAN THE KITCHEN BY THE TIME YOU GOT BACK
 . $
03 A LIKELY STORY . $
BRING MY TRAY . $
AND I LEFT SOME THINGS IN THE CARRIAGE FOR THE PARTY TONIGHT
 . $
PUT 'EM IN THE KITCHEN BEFORE THEY SPOIL . $
DID ANY PATIENTS CALL WHILE I WAS OUT ? $
08 NO ONE , SIR . $
03 HOW 'S THAT ! ? $
08 NO ONE ! $
YOUR EXCELLENCY ! $
SIR ! $
03 THAT 'S BETTER ! $
THE ARMY ISN'T THE SAME ANY MORE . $
WHAT WE NEED IS A GOOD HEALTHY WAR . $
DISMISSED ! $
ON THE DOUBLE ! $
YOU HYENA ! $
ANDRE , I ONLY WANTED TO GET YOU AND VON KOREN TOGETHER AGAI
N , UNDER PLEASANT , CONGENIAL CIRCUMSTANCES . $
AND TONIGHT IS YOUR LAST CHANCE . $
WHEN HE FIRST ARRIVED THIS SUMMER , YOU WERE THE BEST OF FRI
ENDS . $
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU . $
01 HE 'S ALWAYS POKING INTO YOUR PRIVATE AFFAIRS . $
ALWAYS MEDDLING , ALWAYS PUSHING , ALWAYS TRYING TO GET YOU
TO GO OFF ON A DAMNED EXPEDITION OR SOMETHING . $
DID YOU KNOW THAT NADYA WENT TO SEE USTIMOVITCH THE OTHER DA
Y . $
03 YOU FELT IT NECESSARY TO CONSULT ANOTHER DOCTOR ? $
01 I DIDN'T , SHE DID . $
SOMETHING ABOUT YOU BEING AN ARMY DOCTOR AND ALL THAT . $
03 I AM A GRADUATE OF THE BEST MEDICAL UNIVERSITY IN GERMANY
, SIR , AND IF ANYBODY KNOWS HOW TO TEACH YOU MEDICINE , IT
IS THE GERMANS ! $
01 WHAT DOES IT MEAN , THEN ? $
SOFTENING OF THE BRAIN ? $
03 WELL , IT LOOKS RATHER JELLY-LIKE , AND IT 'S CAUSED BY O
VERWORK , OVERANXIETY , AND - $
WHY DO YOU ASK ? $
01 I JUST READ SOMETHING ABOUT IT AND WONDERED WHAT IT WAS .
 $
03 SOFTENING OF THE BRAIN IS BASICALLY A - DISEASE . $
IN WHICH THE BRAIN BECOMES - SOFTER . $
01 IS THAT ALL ? $
03 THAT 'S ENOUGH , ISN'T IT ? $
01 COULDN'T IT BE CURED ? $
03 CERTAINLY IF IT 'S CAUGHT IN TIME . $
REST . $
RELAXATION . $
COLD SHOWERS , HOT COMPRESSES , PERHAPS A LITTLE SOMETHING T
AKEN INTERNALLY . $
01 HOW STUPID . $
03 WHAT ? $
01 THE OLD FELLOWS , IN THE OLD DAYS , WHEN THEY USED TO FIG
HT DUELS . $
WHAT A STUPID WAY TO SETTLE AN ARGUMENT . $
POW ! $
POW ! $
03 BE CAREFUL WITH THOSE PISTOLS , MY BOY . $
01 YES , THEY MUST BE VERY VALUABLE . $
IMAGINE ANYBODY SPENDING THE WHOLE SUMMER DOWN HERE STUDYING
 JELLYFISH , FOR GOD'S SAKE . $
JELLYFISH ! $
A MAN LIKE VON KOREN HAS TO HAVE AN EXCUSE EVEN TO TAKE A HO
LIDAY . $
03 HE COULDN'T VERY WELL STUDY JELLYFISH IN MOSCOW , COULD H
E ? $
ANYWAY , THAT 'S NO REASON TO HATE HIM . $
01 EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT ALL THE BEST MARINE BIOLOGISTS WORK
AT NAPLES AND VILLEFRANCHE . $
NOT HIM , THOUGH . $
HE HAS TO WORK IN A PLACE LIKE THIS BECAUSE HE 'D RATHER BE
FIRST IN A STINKING LITTLE RESORT THAN SECOND IN THE CITY .
$
03 THIS ISN'T SUCH A BAD LITTLE PLACE . $
YOU KNOW , MY BOY , IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT VON KOREN IS , AS
 LONG AS HE 'S A DECENT HUMAN BEING . $
01 JUST ASK HIM SOMETIME WHAT HE THINKS A DECENT HUMAN BEING
 IS ! $
HE WALKS ABOUT AS IF HE OWNS THE PLACE ! $
03 YOU CAN'T HATE HIM BECAUSE OF THAT . $
THAT 'S THE WAY HE IS . $
01 I DON'T HATE HIM . $
HE IS VON KOREN , AND HE IS WHAT HE IS . $
03 DO YOU HATE HIM BECAUSE HE 'S A GERMAN ? $
01 I DON'T CARE IF HE 'S A GERMAN , A MOSLEM , A JEW , A RUS
SIAN , I DON'T CARE WHAT HE IS ! $
IT 'S HIS OPPRESSIVE PHILOSOPHY , HIS DAMNED SUPERIORITY . $
HE 'S LIKE AN IMPERIAL EAGLE , TRYING TO KEEP EVERYONE UNDER
 HIS CLAW . $
WELL , I ESCAPED FROM HIS CLUTCHES AND HE HATES ME FOR IT .
$
BUT I DON'T HATE HIM . $
I JUST IGNORE HIM . $
I NEVER GIVE HIM A SECOND THOUGHT . $
- DID YOU SAY HOT COMPRESSES ? $
03 WHAT ? $
OH , WELL , HOT COMPRESSES , COLD SHOWERS - $
01 YES . $
WELL NADYA TOLD ME THAT DOCTOR USTIMOVITCH ASKED HER TO TAKE
 OFF HER CLOTHES THE OTHER DAY . $
03 TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES ! $
01 YES , AND HE GAVE HER HOT COMPRESSES . $
03 HER CLOTHES ! ! $
01 APPARENTLY HE THINKS IT 'S SOME KIND OF FEMALE DISORDER .
$
03 IT IS DEFINITELY SOME KIND OF FEVER ! $
TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES . $
THE LECHEROUS OLD QUACK . $
SHE MUST BE OUT OF HER MIND GOING TO HIM . $
01 THAT 'S WHAT I TOLD HER . $
03 WOMEN . $
01 ALEX . $
SUPPOSE YOU GOT INVOLVED WITH SOME WOMAN , THEN WANTED TO GE
T RID OF HER . $
03 HOT COMPRESSES INDEED . $
FOR A FEVER . $
01 WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN A CASE LIKE THAT ? $
03 GIVE HER QUININE ! $
WHAT ELSE ! ? $
01 NO , I MEAN , SOME WOMAN , ALEX . $
WHAT IF YOU 'D LIVED WITH HER FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS , AND YO
U WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE ? $
03 VERY SIMPLE . $
GOODBYE ! $
IT 'S BEEN LOVELY ! $
01 BUT WHAT IF SHE HAD NO MONEY , NO FRIENDS , NO RELATIVES
? $
03 GIVE HER FIVE HUNDRED . $
SEND HER TWENTY-FIVE A MONTH FOR A WHILE . $
THEN FORGET IT . $
01 BUT SAY SHE WAS A PROUD , SENSITIVE WOMAN . $
03 THEY ARE ALL PROUD AND SENSITIVE ! $
LET 'S NOT DISCUSS WOMEN , MY BOY , IT 'S FAR TOO HOT TODAY
AND - $
01 YES , IT 'S FAR TOO HOT TODAY AND THANK GOD IT ISN'T RAIN
ING AGAIN . $
BUT HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY BRING YOURSELF TO OFFER A WOMAN L
IKE THAT MONEY ? $
ESPECIALLY IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY MONEY TO OFFER HER . $
03 MY BOY , AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED THERE MIGHT BE NO WOMEN
 AT ALL ! $
TO HELL WITH 'EM . $
IT 'S VERY SIMPLE !! $
01 ALL RIGHT . $
I 'M TALKING ABOUT NADYA . $
03 NADYA ? $
01 TWO YEARS OF MY LIFE , GONE , BECAUSE OF HER . $
I NEVER EVEN LOVED HER . $
I KNOW THAT NOW . $
STROLLING ALONG IN THE SNOW BACK IN SAINT PETERSBURG . $
MEETING SECRETLY , MAKING PROMISES , MAKING LOVE FOR GOD'S S
AKE . $
DREAMING OF COMING DOWN TO THE SUNNY SOUTH . $
WE TOLD OURSELVES WE WERE RUNNING AWAY FROM AN EMPTY , PRETE
NTIOUS LIFE . $
BUT ALL WE WERE RUNNING AWAY FROM WAS HER HUSBAND . $
03 DOESN'T SHE LOVE YOU ANY MORE ? $
01 NATURALLY . $
SHE LOVES ME FOR THE SAME REASON SHE LOVES HER DRESSING TABL
E . $
I 'M AN ESSENTIAL FIXTURE OF HER BOUDOIR ! $
03 WELL , IF IT WERE MY CASE , VANYA , I WOULD NOT LET ON I
DIDN'T LOVE HER ANY MORE , AND I WOULD LIVE WITH HER FOR THE
 REST OF MY LIFE . $
01 BUT JUST A MOMENT AGO YOU WERE SAYING - ! $
03 NEVER MIND ! $
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT NADYA . $
01 LOOK . $
ALEX . $
LISTEN , I - I GOT A LETTER A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO . $
IT 'S INCREDIBLE . $
YOU 'D NEVER BELIEVE IT . $
03 WHAT DOES IT SAY ? $
01 I 'LL TELL YOU AFTER I TALK WITH HER TONIGHT . $
IT 'S GOING TO BE TERRIBLE . $
IF ONLY SHE WOULD JUST - $
WE USED TO FIGHT ALL THE TIME . $
WE COULDN'T EVEN ENJOY DINNER WITHOUT FIGHTING . $
03 WELL , IT 'S BETTER THAN EATING ALONE . $
01 THAT 'S ALL YOU KNOW ABOUT IT ! $
SHE CAN'T COOK ! $
SHE CAN'T SEW , SHE CAN'T KEEP HOUSE , I DON'T KNOW WHAT I E
VER SAW IN HER . $
03 WELL , IT ISN'T MUCH OF A HOUSE , ANDRE . $
01 LISTEN , THAT COULD BE A WONDERFUL PLACE . $
IF ONLY SHE 'D TAKE CARE OF IT . $
I HAVEN'T HAD DINNER WITH HER FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS . $
I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHER TO HAVE LUNCH WITH HER ANY MORE .
$
FOR INSTANCE . $
I LOVE CABBAGE SOUP . $
EVEN MY MOTHER COULD MAKE CABBAGE SOUP . $
BUT NADYA KEEPS SERVING ME THIS RICE AND TOMATO MUCK . $
DARLING , I SAY TO HER , THIS SOUP TASTES LIKE LICORICE ! $
BUT NO MATTER WHAT I SAY TO HER , SHE SITS THERE . $
SHE JUST SITS THERE ! $
03 WHAT DO YOU WANT HER TO DO ? $
01 TO GET UPSET ! $
TO SAY WHAT 'S ON HER MIND ! $
WHAT 'S THE MATTER , ANDRE ! $
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU ? $
LIKE THAT , YOU KNOW . $
THEN I 'D HAVE A CHANCE TO GIVE HER THE DAMN LETTER . $
03 DO YOU WANT SOME CABBAGE SOUP ? $
01 THAT ISN'T THE POINT . $
03 WE COULD HAVE IT WITH DINNER TONIGHT . $
01 ALEX , I TOLD YOU - $
03 PUT IT OFF FOR A WHILE , WHATEVER IT IS . $
01 I 'VE BEEN PUTTING IT OFF FOR TWO WEEKS ! $
I CAN'T STAND IT ANY MORE ! $
SO NOW I 'VE GOT TO SPEAK UP MYSELF AND GET IT OVER WITH ! $
GOD . $
WHEN I THINK OF ALL THE MONEY SHE 'S WASTED SINCE WE CAME DO
WN HERE . $
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03 HOW ? $
BY PLAYING CARDS EVERY NIGHT AT SHESKOVSKY'S PLACE ? $
01 SHE SPENT A LOT OF THE MONEY I WON THERE , TOO . $
03 AND WHAT ABOUT ALL THE MONEY YOU LOST ? $
01 I 'LL PAY YOU BACK AS SOON AS I CAN . $
EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND , SHE 'S WEARING A NEW DRESS . $
SHE SAYS THEY 'RE BARGAINS , BUT ALL I SEE ARE LABELS FROM A
TCHMIANOV'S DRESS SHOP . $
03 THEY HAVE BARGAINS THERE . $
01 HOW DO YOU KNOW ? $
03 WELL . $
01 LISTEN . $
I CAME BACK FROM THE BEACH THIS MORNING AND THERE SHE WAS IN
 ANOTHER NEW DRESS . $
SITTING THERE , WITH HER HAIR ALL DONE UP . $
THE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING ! $
WHY DOES SHE BOTHER WHEN THERE 'S NOBODY AROUND TO EVEN SEE
HER ? $
AND WHAT A DRESS . $
OFF THE SHOULDERS , CUT DOWN TO HERE , WITH ALL THESE - DISG
USTING LITTLE HAIRS ON THE BACK OF HER NECK . $
03 ANDRE . $
REALLY NOW . $
01 WELL IT 'S TRUE ! $
YOU KNOW HOW WHEN ANNA KARENINA STOPPED LOVING HER HUSBAND ?
 $
AND WHAT SHE HATED ABOUT HIM MOST WAS HIS EARS ? $
THAT 'S EXACTLY HOW IT IS . $
TOLSTOY WAS SO TRUE TO LIFE , SO ABSOLUTELY TRUE . $
EVERYTHING I READ THESE DAYS ABOUT THE STUPIDITY OF WOMEN AP
PLIES PERFECTLY TO NADYA . $
03 ANDRE . $
NADYA IS AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN . $
01 OH , ALEX - $
03 AND YOU ARE AN EXCEPTIONALLY INTELLIGENT YOUNG MAN . $
01 WELL . $
03 OF COURSE , THE FACT THAT YOU AREN'T MARRIED IS NOT ENTIR
ELY YOUR FAULT . $
AFTER ALL , NADYA IS ALREADY MARRIED . $
BUT SHE IS A LOVELY WOMAN , ANDRE , AND SHE 'S YOURS . $
01 SHE 'S JUST LIKE ALL THE REST . $
THERE 'S THE SAME SMELL OF IRONING , POWDER , MEDICINE . $
THE SAME HAIR-CURLERS EVERY MORNING . $
03 YOU HAVE TO HAVE AN IRON AROUND THE HOUSE . $
01 AND THESE SILLY ATTACKS OF FEVER SHE CLAIMS TO HAVE - $
03 SHE HAS THEM ! $
01 DON'T TELL ME . $
SHE JUST WANTS ATTENTION , THAT 'S ALL . $
LIKE ANY OTHER WOMAN . $
FROM YOU , DOCTOR USTIMOVITCH , ANYBODY . $
LYING AROUND IN BED ALL DAY LIKE A CORPSE . $
NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY SOME MEN KILL THEIR MISTRESSES . $
I COULD NEVER KILL HER , OF COURSE , BUT IF I DID ! $
AND I WAS ON THE JURY ! $
I WOULD ACQUIT MYSELF ! $
IMAGINE WHAT IT 'D BE LIKE TO BE MARRIED TO HER WHEN SHE 'S
LIKE THAT ! $
SHE 'S LIKE A SICK HORSE THAT WOULD BE BETTER OFF - POW ! $
03 BE CAREFUL WITH THAT ! $
IT IS A VALUABLE ANTIQUE , BUT SURELY YOU CAN SEE THAT IT 'S
 LOADED ! $
01 LOADED ! ! ? $
03 GIVE IT TO ME NOW ! $
WHAT THE HELL D' YOU THINK YOU 'RE DOING ! ? $
01 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IT WAS LOADED ! ? $
HERE ! $
MY GOD ! $
IMAGINE KEEPING A LOADED GUN AROUND THE HOUSE ! $
03 WHAT GOOD IS A GUN IF IT ISN'T LOADED ! $
THEY 'RE ALL LOADED ! - $
WHAT 'RE YOU GAPING AT , YOU HYENA ! ? $
POUR THE BRANDY ! $
01 I 'M SORRY , ALEX , WHEW . $
MY ARM . $
03 IT 'S ONLY THE RECOIL . $
08 THE BRANDY DECANTER IS NEARLY EMPTY , YOUR EXCELLENCY . $
03 HAVE YOU BEEN STEALING MY BEST BRANDY ? $
08 NO ! $
03 DON'T LIE TO ME ! $
GET OUT OF HERE ! $
01 FOR A MINUTE THERE , I THOUGHT I 'D SHOT MYSELF . $
03 YOU MIGHT HAVE KILLED SOMEONE . $
01 HOW COULD I KILL ANYONE ? $
I 'VE NEVER FIRED A GUN IN MY LIFE . $
03 THERE . $
LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY GRANDFATHER . $
01 I 'M SORRY , ALEX . $
I 'M TRULY SORRY . $
03 THAT 'S ALL RIGHT . $
I HAVE PLENTY OF BRANDY . $
01 WHAT ? $
OH . $
03 HELP YOURSELF . $
ANY TIME . $
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY . $
WHAT A PERFECTLY SPLENDID VIEW . $
THANK GOD IT ISN'T RAINING AGAIN . $
WELL ? $
HERE 'S TO YOUR HEALTH , MY BOY . $
01 TO LOVE . $
NADYA . $
EVERY TIME WE HAVE A DRINK , SHE WANTS TO DRINK TO LOVE . $
IT MAKES ME SICK . $
SO DO THESE DAMN MOUNTAINS . $
03 OH , YOU 'RE JUST NOT FEELING WELL . $
01 WHAT DO YOU THINK I 'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU ? $
I 'D GIVE HALF MY LIFE RIGHT NOW TO BE IN MOSCOW . $
03 I HAVEN'T BEEN BACK TO RUSSIA FOR EIGHTEEN YEARS . $
I HAVE NO REGRET WHATEVER THAT THE ARMY HAS ASSIGNED ME TO T
HIS PROVINCE . $
STROLLING ALONG THE SEA FRONT , SAYING HELLO TO ALL MY FRIEN
DS , BEING SALUTED BY ALL THE SOLDIERS - $
01 ALEX , I 'VE GOT TO GET AWAY FROM HERE . $
03 WHERE ? $
01 UP THERE TO THE NORTH AGAIN . $
CAN'T YOU SEE IT ? $
BOARDING THE SHIP , WALKING ALONG THE MAIN DECK , TALKING TO
 ALL THE LADIES - WITH NO COMPLICATIONS . $
THEN TAKING THE TRAIN AT SEVASTOPOL AND WE 'RE OFF . $
THE STATIONS GO BY . $
THE PASSENGERS TALK ABOUT TRADE , POLITICS , ART . $
I 'D BE SURROUNDED BY AN ATMOSPHERE OF CULTURED , VIBRANT LI
FE . $
03 ON THE TRAIN ? $
01 YES ! $
YES . $
I CAN SEE THE BIRCHES AND EVERGREENS NOW . $
FEEL THE COLD , INVIGORATING AIR . $
FINALLY WE COME TO KURSK . $
AND THEN MOSCOW . $
FREEDOM , AT LAST . $
THE RESTAURANTS WOULD BE FILLED WITH SMOKED FISH AND ROAST L
AMB . $
FLOWING WITH COLD BEER AND CABBAGE SOUP . $
AND THERE IS GREAT MORSKAYA STREET , OLD KOVENSKY LANE , WHE
RE I USED TO LIVE AS A STUDENT . $
EVEN WHEN IT RAINS , THE GREY SKY IS BEAUTIFUL . $
THE WET CAB DRIVERS . $
THE LAMPS REFLECTING ALONG THE WAY . $
JUST - RUSSIA . $
03 YES , YES . $
GOOD OLD RUSSIA . $
01 ALEX , YOU 'RE MY BEST FRIEND . $
THIS IS STRICTLY BETWEEN US . $
LOOK . $
NADYA'S HUSBAND . $
HE - HE 'S DEAD . $
HE DIED OF SOFTENING OF THE BRAIN . $
03 OH - $
MY GOD . $
01 EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT IF I CAN GET TO SAINT PETERS
BURG . $
I 'LL TALK TO MY MOTHER THERE . $
WHEN SHE SEES I 'M THROUGH WITH NADYA , SHE 'LL HELP ME ALL
SHE CAN . $
I KNOW SHE WILL . $
SHE 'S VERY RICH , ALEX . $
SHE IS . $
03 WHY HAVE YOU KEPT THIS FROM NADYA FOR SO LONG ? $
01 WHY ! ? $
SHOWING HER THAT LETTER WILL BE JUST LIKE SAYING , NOW WE CA
N MARCH DOWN THE AISLE  AND GET MARRIED ! $
03 WHY NOT , MY BOY ! ? $
01 WHAT ? $
03 YOU TOOK HER FROM HER HUSBAND . $
YOU TOOK THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR HER . $
NOW YOU 'VE GOT TO SHOW HER SOME RESPECT AND GIVE HER WHAT S
HE WANTS . $
MARRY HER , MY BOY ! $
01 MARRY HER ! $
SHE HASN'T EXACTLY BEEN RUNNING A NUNNERY , YOU KNOW ! - $
I WAS RIGHT . $
ALL LAST NIGHT I LAY AWAKE , WONDERING IF I SHOULD COME OVER
 AND ASK YOU , THIS ONE LAST TIME , FOR A LITTLE HELP AND AD
VICE . $
BUT I MIGHT HAVE KNOWN YOU - YOU 'D NEVER UNDERSTAND . $
03 HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED ? $
01 ALEX , I GIVE YOU MY SOLEMN PROMISE - $
03 HOW MUCH ? $
01 WELL , I OUGHT TO LEAVE HER A HUNDRED OR SO FOR NOW , AND
 I 'LL NEED A COUPLE OF HUNDRED FOR THE JOURNEY - $
03 THREE HUNDRED ? $
I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH ON HAND . $
01 THEN BORROW IT . $
CAN YOU ? $
YOU 'VE DONE IT BEFORE . $
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD GET IT BY SATURDAY ? $
03 SATURDAY ? $
01 THE NEXT SHIP AFTER TOMORROW LEAVES ON SATURDAY . $
D' YOU THINK YOU COULD ? $
03 WELL - $
01 THANK GOD . $
JUST - JUST SO THE MONEY 'S IN MY HANDS BY FRIDAY . $
03 FRIDAY ? $
01 IF I 'M LEAVING ON SATURDAY , I OUGHT TO HAVE IT BY FRIDA
Y , DON'T YOU THINK ? $
HERE . $
HERE 'S TO YOUR HEALTH , MY FRIEND . $
03 WELL , I HOPE YOU WILL DROP BY TO THE PARTY TONIGHT . $
01 TONIGHT ? $
YOU THINK YOU 'LL HAVE THE MONEY THAT SOON ? $
03 WHA - ? $
01 THAT 'S MARVELLOUS , ALEX ! $
ACTUALLY , MY CARD GAME DOESN'T START UNTIL VERY LATE , SO -
PROSIT ! $
03 YOU 'RE PLAYING CARDS TONIGHT ! ? $
01 NOT TILL ELEVEN O'CLOCK . $
IT 'S ALL ARRANGED . $
AFTER I 'M THROUGH WITH NADYA AND ALL THAT . $
03 OH MY GOD . $
01 I 'M GOING TO WIN TONIGHT . $
I KNOW I AM . $
I MAY BE ABLE TO PAY BACK EVERYTHING , ALL AT ONCE . $
THE THING IS - IF I COULD ONLY START OUT STRONG THIS TIME .
$
THAT 'S BEEN MY TROUBLE LATELY . $
I 'VE HAD SUCH SMALL STAKES TO START WITH THAT I 'VE BEEN OU
T OF THE GAME AFTER THE FIRST FEW MINUTES . $
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SO D' YOU THINK YOU COULD LEND ME A HUNDRED RIGHT NOW ? $
... SEVENTY-FIVE ? $
03 I CAN'T . $
01 FIFTY , THEN . $
ONLY UNTIL TOMORROW . $
LATE TONIGHT , EVEN . $
03 I 'M VERY SHORT , WHAT WITH THE DINNER AND THE PARTY - $
01 I HAVE TWENTY-FIVE MYSELF . $
IF YOU COULD JUST MATCH THAT . $
03 WELL , ALL RIGHT , ALL RIGHT . $
01 YOU 'RE A TRUE FRIEND , ALEX . $
A REAL GENTLEMAN . $
I 'M GOING TO MAKE A GREAT CHANGE IN MY LIFE FROM NOW ON , A
ND YOU 'RE THE ONE WHO 'S HELPING ME DO IT . $
YOU TRULY ARE . $
I 'LL ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL TO YOU . $
03 OH VANYA , VANYA . $
HOW SPOILED YOU ARE . $
HERE THIS LOVELY YOUNG WOMAN TURNS UP FOR YOU BY CHANCE , AN
D YOU ? $
YOU DON'T WANT HER . $
ME ? $
WHY , IF FATE GAVE ME EVEN AN OLD AND UGLY WOMAN , HOW GRATE
FUL I WOULD BE ! $
01 HAHAHA ! $
03 HAHAHAHAHA ! $
AH , GET ON WITH YOU ! $
GET OUT OF HERE ! $
01 SO LONG ! $
THANKS , ALEX ! $
AND I WILL DROP IN TONIGHT ! $
I WILL ! $
03 ... YES , YES . $
WELL , THANK GOD FOR THAT . $
OH , THE YOUNGER GENERATION . $
- ORDERLY ! ? $
LET 'S START PREPARING THE DINNER FOR TONIGHT ! $
ORDERLY !! $
04 KATYA ? $
COME ALONG , NOW . $
COME ALONG . $
KATYA ! $
05 WHAT IS IT NOW MAMA ? $
04 WE ARE NOT GOING TO STOP HERE , WE ARE GOING STRAIGHT HOM
E . $
NOW PUT ON THAT ROBE , YOUNG LADY . $
05 MAMA , PLEASE ! $
04 SHH ! $
- OHH , NADYA , DARLING . $
WELL , KATYA AND I HAVE SPENT THE WHOLE DAY AT THE BEACH , D
ARLING , AND REALLY - $
02 THANK YOU FOR WALKING WITH US MR KIRILIN . $
04 YES , THE POLICE CHIEF WALKING WITH US . $
IT 'S SO SAFE . $
REALLY , DARLING , WE MUST BE RUNNING ALONG . $
02 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO STOP IN AND HAVE TEA WITH ME
. $
05 THANK YOU ! $
04 KATYA ! ? $
02 COME IN . $
PLEASE . $
04 WELL , OF COURSE , DARLING . $
YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE YOUR LITTLE PLACE HERE . $
09 JUST A MOMENT . $
I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU , NADYEZHDA . $
04 YES , BY ALL MEANS . $
KATYA , COME WITH ME . $
LOOK AT YOU . $
YOUR HAIR IS FULL OF SAND . $
05 WELL I HAVE BEEN TO THE BEACH , MAMA . $
09 SO . $
02 SO ? $
WHAT ? $
09 SO . $
IT SEEMS OUR LITTLE AFFAIR WITHERED BEFORE IT BLOOMED , SO T
O SPEAK . $
I AM NOT A FOOL YOU CAN TREAT ANY WAY YOU LIKE . $
02 JUST BECAUSE I SAW YOU A FEW TIMES , THAT DOESN'T MEAN YO
U CAN TREAT ME ANY WAY YOU LIKE . $
09 WHEN YOU BEGAN AVOIDING ME , I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONLY TRYI
NG TO LEAD ME ON BUT NOW I SEE THAT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO AC
T WITH A REAL MAN . $
02 I NEVER TRIED TO LEAD YOU ON . $
09 THAT 'S EASY TO SAY NOW . $
02 IT DIDN'T MEAN A THING ! $
IT ONLY MADE ME LOVE ANDRE MORE . $
YOU 'RE NOTHING COMPARED TO HIM . $
09 I 'M GOING TO TEACH YOU A LITTLE LESSON , MADAM . $
02 THE TRUTH IS YOU WERE VERY ROUGH AND CLUMSY . $
09 PERHAPS YOU PREFER THAT LITTLE ARMENIAN SHOPKEEPER , ATCH
MIANOV ? $
02 I ONLY BUY MY DRESSES THERE ! $
09 AND HOW DO YOU PAY FOR THEM , UH ? $
I SUPPOSE YOU 'RE FASCINATED BY HIS FOREIGN ACCENT . $
WELL , YOU CAN'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME LIKE YOU 'RE PLAYING WIT
H HIM . $
02 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU 'RE TALKING TO ? $
09 I AM A MAN . $
I GET WHAT I WANT . $
02 THERE WAS A TIME WHEN NO MAN SPOKE TO ME LIKE THIS . $
NO MAN EVER SPOKE TO ME LIKE THIS ! $
09 OH ? $
AND HOW DID LAEVSKY GET WHAT HE WANTED ? $
02 I DON'T KNOW , I DON'T REMEMBER , I DON'T KNOW HOW ANY OF
 THIS GOT STARTED . $
I ONLY KNOW I 'VE GOT TO GET AWAY FROM HERE . $
THE SEA , THE SUN , THE HEAT - $
09 TONIGHT THE SUN WON'T BE OUT , MADAM . $
BUT LAEVSKY WILL BE . $
AS USUAL . $
02 HE 'S GOING TO BE HOME TONIGHT . $
09 I KNOW WHAT HIS PLANS ARE ! $
AND I KNOW MY ONLY PLANS FOR TONIGHT ARE TO TEACH YOU SOMETH
ING YOU WON'T FORGET . $
02 LISTEN . $
PLEASE . $
YOU 'RE RIGHT , IT 'S ALL MY FAULT AND - $
09 IF I DON'T SEE YOU AGAIN TONIGHT , I 'LL TELL EVERYTHING
I KNOW , TOMORROW . $
02 EVEN IF ANDRE FOUND OUT , HE 'D NEVER BELIEVE IT . $
09 I DON'T MEAN JUST HIM . $
I MEAN EVERYBODY . $
YOU UNDERSTAND ? $
02 IN YOUR POSITION YOU WOULDN'T DARE . $
09 IN MY POSITION , I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE . $
AND YOU ? $
02 ... OH ... MY GOD ... $
NOT HERE , THEN ... NOT HERE ... $
09 THEN SHALL I TAKE YOU TO MURIDOV'S PLACE ? $
THE WHOREHOUSE , MADAM . $
I THINK IT WOULD BE VERY FITTING , DON'T YOU ? $
WELL . $
AFTER WE LEAVE THE DOCTOR'S HOUSE TONIGHT - $
02 - TONIGHT ? - $
09 - I SHALL SEE YOU , MADAM . $
ONE WAY OR THE OTHER . $
GOOD DAY . $
04 THERE . $
NOW YOU LOOK A LITTLE MORE PRESENTABLE . $
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I 'M GOING TO DO WITH YOU . $
NADYA , DARLING , I REALLY DO THINK - WELL . $
SHE 'S NOT HERE . $
TCH . $
WHAT A PLACE THIS IS . $
05 I THINK IT 'S WONDERFUL . $
04 NO YOU DON'T . $
AND YOU ARE NOT TO SAY ANYTHING TO HER ABOUT THE PARTY TONIG
HT , DO YOU HEAR ? $
05 WHO SAID I WOULD ? $
ANYWAY , IT 'S ALEX WHO 'S GIVING THE PARTY , NOT JELLYFISH
. $
04 MR VON KOREN , NOT JELLYFISH . $
AND DOCTOR SAMOYLENKO , NOT ALEX . $
AND YOU ARE NOT TO CALL HER NADYA , IS THAT CLEAR ? $
05 WHAT SHALL I CALL HER , THEN ? $
04 CALL HER MRS - WELL . $
CALL HER MADAME . $
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ? $
05 JUST AN OLD MAGAZINE . $
04 WELL PUT IT DOWN . $
IT DOESN'T LOOK VERY NICE TO ME . $
IT IS MR VON KOREN'S LAST NIGHT HERE . $
THE PARTY IS FOR HIM . $
AND IF HE DOESN'T WANT HER THERE , IT 'S UP TO HIM . $
- OH , THERE YOU ARE , DARLING . $
DID MR KIRILIN LEAVE ? $
SO SOON ? $
WHAT 'S THE MATTER ? $
IT 'S THIS AWFUL HEAT , ISN'T IT ? $
I DO WISH IT WOULD RAIN AGAIN . $
AT LEAST IT 'S COOLER THEN . $
YESTERDAY I NEARLY DIED . $
IT WAS SO NICE OF HIM TO WALK WITH US , DON'T YOU THINK ? $
02 WHAT ? $
OH . $
YES . $
I 'LL HEAT SOME WATER , FOR TEA . $
04 WELL , REALLY , IT 'S SO HOT , AND KATYA DOESN'T DRINK TE
A . $
02 ALL RIGHT . $
IF YOU INSIST . $
04 HE 'S BEEN THE POLICE CHIEF HERE FOR SEVERAL YEARS . $
SUCH A YOUNG MAN , TOO . $
DON'T YOU THINK ? $
- NADYA , THE CHILD . $
02 OH . $
05 I DON'T MIND . $
04 KATYA ? $
05 FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE . $
02 SHE 'S QUITE GROWN UP , MARYA . $
I 'D BE VERY PROUD IF I WERE YOU . $
#31 $
SHE HAS A LOVELY FIGURE . $
AND YOUR NIKI IS CHARMING , TOO . $
I 'M SIMPLY IN LOVE WITH HIM . $
04 MY HUSBAND ? $
HA-HA , HOW DARLING OF YOU - KATYA , WILL YOU STOP TOUCHING
THINGS ? $
05 IT 'S ONLY A STATUE , MAMA ! $
04 SIT DOWN . $
02 KATYA , WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TURKISH DELIGHT ? $
04 REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT SWEETS ? $
02 ATCHMIANOV SAYS IF I DON'T STOP EATING SO MUCH , NONE OF
MY DRESSES WILL FIT . $
04 IF YOU 'RE NOT ANY HEAVIER THAN YOU SHOULD BE , DARLING ,
 THEN WHAT YOU EAT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE AT ALL . $
IT 'S METABOLISM . $
KATYA , YOU DON'T HAVE TO CROWD POOR NADYA OFF THE COUCH . $
WHAT HAVE YOU AND ANDRE BEEN DOING WITH YOURSELVES ? $
WE 'VE SEEN SO LITTLE OF YOU ? $
02 OH , WE 'VE BEEN BUSY , AND - $
AT HOME , IN SAINT PETERSBURG , THE SOCIAL SEASON IS AT ITS
HEIGHT NOW . $
MY HUSBAND HAS SO MANY FRIENDS THERE . $
WE OUGHT TO GO UP AND SEE THEM . $
04 I BELIEVE YOUR HUSBAND IS AN ENGINEER ? $
02 I MEAN VANYA , OF COURSE - ANDRE . $
HE HAS A GREAT MANY FRIENDS UP THERE . $
BUT UNFORTUNATELY A LOT OF THEM ARE EMPTY , SUPERFICIAL TYPE
S . $
ESPECIALLY HIS MOTHER . $
SHE DOESN'T APPROVE OF OUR RELATIONSHIP AT ALL . $
OF COURSE , NEITHER DOES MY HUSBAND . $
04 KATYA , YOU 'D BETTER RUN ALONG . $
02 PEOPLE ARE SO PREJUDICED THESE DAYS . $
IT CERTAINLY DOESN'T MAKE LIKE ANY EASIER . $
SOCIAL TRADITIONS ARE SO INHIBITING . $
04 OH YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME ABOUT SOCIETY , DARLING . $
I WAS A GOVERNESS BEFORE I MET NIKI , AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE
IT - ? $
KATYA , PLEASE GO HOME AND DO YOUR LESSONS . $
05 SCHOOL HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET . $
04 I WANT TO TALK TO NADYA . $
05 FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE . $
02 LET HER STAY . $
04 AND PUT ON THAT ROBE . $
I DON'T WANT YOU CATCHING COLD . $
05 MAMA , IT 'S NINETY DEGREES IN THE SHADE . $
THIS IS A RESORT . $
YOU 'RE SUPPOSED TO RUN ABOUT WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES ON . $
04 KATYA ! $
I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN . $
IF YOUR FATHER COMES HOME EARLY , TELL HIM I 'LL BE THERE .
$
02 YOU MUST COME AND VISIT US SOME TIME . $
05 MAY I ? $
02 OF COURSE . $
04 RUN ALONG , DEAR . $
05 THANK YOU , NADYA . $
ANYWAY - I HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE TONIGHT ! $
04 SHH ! $
02 WHERE ? $
05 GOODBYE ! $
04 REALLY , DARLING ! $
YOU 'LL SPOIL HER ! $
02 SHE IS SIXTEEN , ISN'T SHE ? $
WHAT DID SHE MEAN ABOUT TONIGHT ? $
04 SHE 'S ONLY FIFTEEN ! $
OF COURSE , YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CHILDREN , SO YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT IS TO BE A MOTHER . $
YOU 'RE AFRAID OF EVERYTHING ! $
02 WHAT DID YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT ? $
04 THAT WAS ONLY BECAUSE OF THE CHILD . $
WELL . $
CERTAINLY I 'M THE LAST PERSON TO JUDGE ANYONE , BUT - DID Y
OU THINK NO ONE COULD SEE YOU OUT THERE ? $
02 WHERE ? $
OH . $
04 THAT MAN IN THE BOAT , HE WENT RIGHT BY YOU ! $
EVEN FROM WHERE I WAS , I COULD SEE HIM STARING AT YOU ! $
02 THE WATER WAS SO SOFT AND TRANSPARENT , SO COOL AND FREE
. $
IT SEEMED AS IF I COULD JUST FLAP MY HANDS AND FLY LIKE A SE
AGULL . $
04 BUT YOU WERE FLOATING ON YOUR BACK ! $
YOU COULD SEE EVERYTHING ! $
02 I COULD SEE ALL AROUND THE HORIZON . $
THE VILLAGE , THE TREES , THE MOUNTAINS . $
THE FRENCH SHIP AT THE PIER , AND THOSE SILLY FRENCH SAILORS
 , ALL IN WHITE , SHOUTING BACK AND FORTH TO EACH OTHER . $
05 THEY COULD PROBABLY SEE YOU TOO ] $
07 THEY REMINDED ME OF WALTZING , IN A BIG BALLROOM IN SAINT
 PETERSBURG , AND I WAS SPEAKING IN FRENCH . $
05 WHAT IF YOU 'D LOST HOLD OF YOUR BATHING SUIT ? $
07 I DID . $
I LET IT SINK RIGHT TO THE BOTTOM , AND FOLLOWED IT ALL THE
WAY DOWN . $
THE WATER WAS SO MYSTERIOUS , SO GREEN AND GOLD . $
AT NIGHT , WHEN VANYA AND I USED TO GO SWIMMING LIKE THAT ,
WE COULDN'T SEE A THING . $
EXCEPT EACH OTHER . $
WE WERE COVERED ALL OVER WITH PHOSPHORESCENCE . $
YOU SHOULD 'VE SEEN HIM DOWN THERE , GLOWING IN THE DARKNESS
. $
IT WAS LIKE A DREAM , ANOTHER WORLD , ANOTHER TIME . $
HE WAS SO WONDERFUL , ALL PHOSPHORESCENT LIKE THAT . $
SOMETIMES I GOT SO DIZZY , I THOUGHT MY LUNGS WOULD BURST ,
AND IF I TRIED , REALLY TRIED , I COULD BREATHE WATER JUST L
IKE A FISH . $
OH , IT WAS WONDERFUL . $
07 WELL , AND POOR LITTLE KATYA , TOO . $
I COULD HARDLY KEEP HER FROM LOOKING . $
05 IT WAS ONLY ME , THAT 'S ALL . $
JUST ME . $
DON'T YOU SEE ? $
07 YES , I SEE THAT YOU ARE VERY UNHAPPY . $
BUT OF COURSE , IT HAD TO HAPPEN SOME TIME . $
07 WHAT ? $
05 DARLING . $
I 'M GOING TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH , NO MATTER HOW IT HURTS .
$
07 OH . $
DO , PLEASE . $
BY ALL MEANS . $
04 BELIEVE ME . $
I WILL , DARLING . $
YOU MUST REALISE THAT I AM THE ONLY LADY WHO HAS BEEN AT ALL
 FRIENDLY WITH YOU SINCE YOU CAME DOWN HERE . $
BUT WITH NIKI AND ANDRE WORKING AT THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE ,
 WHAT ELSE COULD I DO ? $
NIKI INVITED ANDE HOME , SO WE HAD TO INVITE YOU , TOO . $
02 MARYA - $
04 DON'T SPEAK , DARLING ! $
DON'T SAY A WORD . $
I HAVE A CHILD , AND YOU KNOW HOW SUSCEPTIBLE CHILDREN ARE .
 $
WHOSOEVER OFFENDETH ONE OF THESE LITTLE ONES , IT WOULD BE B
ETTER IF A MILLSTONE WERE HUNG AROUND THEIR NECKS , AND THEY
 WERE DROWNED IN THE DEEPEST SEA . $
AND MEN . $
MEN ARE SO FASCINATED BY WOMEN LIKE YOU THAT I 'VE HAD TO WO
RRY ABOUT NIKI'S MORALS , TOO ! $
02 WHAT DID I DO ? $
04 YOU BROKE THE SACRED BONDS OF HOLY WEDLOCK AND YOU SEDUCE
D A PURE AND INNOCENT YOUNG MAN . $
02 I SEDUCED - ! $
04 DON'T SAY A WORD , DARLING . $
THE WOMAN IS ALWAYS TO BLAME . $
MEN ARE EXCITED MORE BY THEIR IMAGINATION THEN THEIR CONSCIE
NCE , SO THEY ARE ALWAYS UP AND DOWN ABOUT THESE THINGS . $
IF WE WERE AS WAYWARD AS MEN ARE , WOULD GOD HAVE ENTRUSTED
US WITH HAVING CHILDREN ? $
- DON'T SPEAK , DARLING . $
YOU WANTED THE TRUTH , AND I 'M GIVING IT TO YOU . $
WHY , BEFORE OUR DEAR LORD JESUS CHRIST CAME IN THE NEW TEST
AMENT , THE OLD TESTAMENT WAS JUST FULL OF WOMEN LIKE YOU .
$
ANY OTHER WOMAN IN YOUR PLACE WOULD STAY AT HOME , OUT OF SI
GHT , UNTIL SHE REPENTED AND CONFESSED HER SINS BEFORE GOD .
 $
AND BEFORE ALL OF HER FRIENDS . $
BUT YOU LIVE OPENLY , BRAZENLY , AS IF YOU WERE PROUD OF YOU
R SINS ! $
OH , I 'VE WATCHED YOU PLAYING AND LAUGHING , AND I 'VE SHIV
ERED WITH FEAR THAT A BOLT FROM HEAVEN MIGHT STRIKE OUR HOME
 WHEN YOU WERE THERE ! $
GOD CLEARLY POINTS OUT SINNERS , DARLING , AND YOU HAVE BEEN
 POINTED OUT ! $
WHY , JUST LOOK AT HOW INDECENTLY YOU DRESS ALL THE TIME ! $
02 BUT I BUY THE BEST DRESSES ! $
04 OH YES . $
EVERYONE CAN SEE WHAT YOU ARE BY THE REVEALING CLOTHES YOU W
EAR ! $
WHY DO YOU THINK THEY ALL TITTER AND TURN THEIR BACKS WHEN T
HEY SEE YOU COMING ? $
EVEN MR VON KOREN SAYS HE WOULDN'T DARE INVITE YOU ANYWHERE
 . $
02 I DON'T CARE WHAT HE SAYS ABOUT ME . $
04 HE 'S A FINE , UPSTANDING MAN . $
WHY , HE TOLD US HIMSELF THAT WHEN HE GETS WHERE HE WANTS TO
 BE , HE 'LL HAVE ANYTHING HE WANTS , ANYONE HE WANTS . $
BUT POOR ANDRE . $
IF HE HADN'T MET YOU , HE MIGHT 'VE TAKEN A LAWFUL PARTNER F
OT LIFE , AND BEEN JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE NOW . $
POOR BOY . $
YOU NEVER TAKE CARE OF HIM . $
SLOPPING AROUND IN HIS BEDROOM SLIPPERS ALL DAY , HIS CLOTHE
S ALL WRINKLED , HIS TIES NEVER TIED . $
AND HE 'S ALWAYS HUNGRY . $
IF YOU DON'T FEED HIM WHAT HE WANTS AT HOME , OF COURSE HE H
AS TO EAT AT THE PAVILION OVER THERE . $
HIS CONSCIENCE MUST BE KILLING HIM ! $
NO WONDER HE GOES OUT GAMBLING EVERY NIGHT , WITH NOTHING BU
T YOU TO COME HOME TO ! $
02 STOP , PLEASE , DON'T ! $
04 AND YOUR HOUSE ! $
YOUR HOUSE IS AWFUL ! $
YOUR BEDROOM IN THERE ! $
HHHH ! $
UNDERWEAR . $
CLOTHING . $
BASINS SITTING ALL OVER . $
YOUR DOUCHE BAG HANGING RIGHT OUT IN THE OPEN . $
DARLING , A MAN SHOULD KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THESE THINGS . $
A WOMAN SHOULD SEEM AS PURE AS AN ANGEL TO HIM . $
WHY , I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING BEFORE DAYBREAK AND WASH MY FA
CE AGAIN AND AGAIN SO MY NIKI WON'T SEE ME ALL PUFFED UP FRO
M SLEEP ! $
WHAT ? $
WHAT IS IT ? $
02 IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF EVERYTHING WERE ALL RIGHT , BUT
- $
04 YES , YOU ARE VERY UNHAPPY . $
AND TERRIBLE SORROW IS WAITING AHEAD FOR YOU . $
UNLESS YOU CONFESS , OF COURSE . $
02 I 'VE ALREADY DECIDED . $
I 'M GOING AWAY . $
04 BACK TO YOUR HUSBAND ? $
IF HE 'LL HAVE YOU ? $
02 NO . $
BACK TO RUSSIA SOMEWHERE . $
WHERE NOBODY KNOWS ME . $
04 WELL , OF COURSE . $
HE WOULD HARDLY TAKE YOU BACK NOW . $
#32 $
02 I WON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING . $
I 'LL JUST GO AWAY SOMEWHERE . $
04 TELL WHO ? $
ABOUT WHAT , DARLING ? $
02 I CAN DO TRANSLATING SOMEWHERE . $
OR OPEN A BOOK SHOP . $
04 DON'T BE FOOLISH . $
IT TAKES MONEY TO OPEN A BOOK SHOP . $
02 I 'LL SEND HIM MONEY , AND TOBACCO , AND EMBROIDERED SHIR
TS . $
WITHOUT SAYING WHO THEY 'RE FROM . $
AND WHEN HE GETS OLD , OR IF HE GETS SICK OR SOMETHING , THE
N I 'LL COME BACK AND TAKE CARE OF HIM . $
AND IF HE FINDS OUT WHY I LEFT , HE 'LL FORGIVE ME THEN . $
I KNOW HE WILL . $
04 FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT ? $
OH YES , YOU MUST CONFESS ! $
BEFORE GOD ! $
02 OH GOD , PLEASE . $
DON'T TELL ANYONE , WILL YOU ? $
04 I WOULDN'T BREATHE A WORD . $
02 WELL . $
I ... I HARDLY KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU . $
04 IS IT SOMETHING ABOUT - MR KIRILIN ? $
02 ... WHAT ? $
WHAT ABOUT HIM ? $
04 WELL . $
THE WAY HE WATCHES YOU , FOLLOWS YOU AROUND . $
WHY HE WAS WATCHING YOU OUT THERE TODAY , THROUGH HIS BINOCU
LARS . $
WELL , WHAT IS IT ? $
WHAT IS IT , THEN ? $
02 NOTHING . $
I - I OWE THREE HUNDRED RUBLES AT ATCHMIANOV'S SHOP , IT JUS
T KEPT GROWING OVER THE PAST TWO YEARS . $
FOR DRESSES , AND MATERIAL , A NEW UMBRELLA AND THINGS , AND
 I 'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL ANDRE , BUT I JUST HAVEN'T . $
04 WELL . $
I 'M SORRY . $
IF I HAD THREE HUNDRED RUBLES - $
02 OH , I DIDN'T MEAN - $
04 WELL , REALLY I MUST BE GOING . $
NIKI WILL BE WONDERING WHERE I AM , IF HE 'S HOME YET . $
DON'T WORRY . $
GOD WILL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING . $
JUST CALM DOWN , DARLING , AND CHEER UP , AND I 'LL SEE YOU
AT THE PARTY TONIGHT ALL BRIGHT AND HAPPY . $
02 WHAT PARTY ? $
04 HHH ! $
WHAT AM I THINKING ABOUT ? $
I MEAN NEXT WEEK , OF COURSE . $
IT 'S LITTLE KATYA'S BIRTHDAY . $
I 'M HAVING SOME PEOPLE OVER AND REALLY , YOU MUST COME TOO
- NIKI ! $
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? $
10 I WAS AT HOME THERE AND KATYA CAME IN AND SAID YOU WERE O
VER HERE AND SO ON . $
IS ANDRE HERE ? $
02 COME IN . $
10 THANK YOU . $
HOW ARE YOU , NADYA ? $
I HEARD YOU HAD SOME KIND OF FEVER AND SO ON . $
I 'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT . $
THE REASON I CAME OVER IS - $
04 ANDRE ISN'T HERE , NIKI , AND WE 'D BETTER BE RUNNING ALO
OH WHAT IS HIS NAME
10 BUT I HAVE TO TELL HER . $
04 DIDN'T VON KOREN TELL YOU ? $
10 YES . $
BUT THE DOCTOR TOLD ME TO ASK ANDRE TO BE THERE FOR DINNER T
ONIGHT . $
02 HE 'S HAVING DINNER HERE . $
10 NOT TONIGHT - $
04 OH WELL , THE DINNER . $
10 YES , BEFORE THE PARTY STARTS AT EIGHT O'CLOCK AND SO ON
 . $
04 YOU MEAN THAT GOING AWAY THING FOR VON KOREN ? $
10 YES . $
THEN NEW DEACON WILL BE THERE . $
WHAT 'S HIS NAME . $
04 I WISH YOU 'D STOP CALLING HIM WHAT 'S HIS NAME ! $
HIS NAME IS - TCH - $
OH - WHAT IS HIS NAME ? $
ANYWAY , YOU OUGHT TO COME AND HEAR HIM , NADYA . $
WHEN I SEE HIS SWEET LITTLE FACE UP IN THE PULPIT , I 'M ALM
OST GLAD THE OLD PRIEST HAD TO GO AWAY FOR HIS HEALTH . $
SUCH A YOUNG , TENDER BOY ! $
JUST OUT OF THE SEMINARY . $
WELL , HE IS A BIT LIGHTHEADED NOW AND THEN , BUT GIVE HIM T
IME , HE 'LL LEARN . $
I DON'T THINK THIS PARTY IS ALL NIKI SAYS IT IS ! $
10 DON'T WORRY , IT WILL BE . $
JAPANESE LANTERNS AND SO ON . $
PLEASE TELL ANDRE - $
04 YES , YES , GOODBYE ! $
10 DINNER AT SIX O'CLOCK - $
04 COME ALONG , NIKI ! $
02 GOODBYE . $
04 NIKI . $
10 YES ? $
04 YOU KNOW MR VON KOREN INSISTED THAT NOTHING BE SAID ABOUT
THE PARTY TO THESE JAPANESE MONKEYS . $
YOU KNOW WHO HE MEANS , DON'T YOU ? $
10 YES ? $
04 WELL , I LET IT SLIP OUT MYSELF AND NOW SHE 'S INVITED FO
R KATYA'S BIRTHDAY , TO ! $
10 YES ? $
04 YOU KNOW HOW TRUTHFUL I TRY TO BE WITH EVERYONE FOR THEIR
OWN GOOD . $
THEN YOU HAVE TO COME ALONG AND MAKE ME A LIAR . $
10 YES ? $
04 WELL , DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELF ? $
10 YES . $
WE DON'T HAVE TO LIE FOR VON KOREN OR ANYONE ELSE . $
THERE ARE TOO MANY LIARS IN THE WORLD AS IT IS . $
04 BUT NIKI - $
10 AND SO ON ! $
NOW COME HOME AND GET MY DINNER , PLEASE ! $
04 BUT - $
10 I 'M HUNGRY ! $
04 YES . $
06 GAA ... $
AAA ... $
EH , LET 'S SEE NOW . $
GATHERED ... $
03 THAT SOUNDS VERY NICE , DEACON . $
08 WHERE SHOULD I PUT THESE ? $
03 IN THE GUEST ROOM . $
VON KOREN IS WAITING FOR THEM . $
06 AH , THERE IT IS ! $
NOW , LISTEN TO THIS . $
GATHERED IN THE TAVERN WERE THE SEMINARY LADS ! - ADS . $
NO , NO , I CAN'T SEEM TO REMEMBER IT . $
03 YOU 'RE DOING VERY WELL . $
06 IT 'S ONE OF MY OLD SCHOOL SONGS . $
IT IS RATHER SINFUL , I SUPPOSE , BUT WE HAD TO DO SOMETHING
 AT THE OLD CEMETERY . $
03 YOU SAID CEMETERY . $
06 OH , WELL . $
03 AH ! $
CEMETERY ? $
SEMINARY ! $
HAHAHA ! $
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW ? $
08 I 'LL BRING OUT THE VODKA , YOUR EXCELLENCY . $
03 VERY GOOD . $
- THAT 'S VERY GOOD , DEACON ! $
KEEP IT UP ! $
SEMINARY . $
CEMETARY . $
HAHAHA ! $
- DON'T BRING IT OUT IN THE BOTTLE YOU FOOL ! $
PUT IT IN A DECANTER ! $
06 LET 'S SEE NOW . $
CEMETERY LAD ... $
07 WHERE WERE YOU TODAY ? $
06 WHAT ? $
WELL , I RANG THE CHURCH BELL AT NOON , AND THEN I WENT FISH
ING FOR MINNOWS AT THE PIER . $
07 OBVIOUSLY YOU 'RE NEVER GOING TO DO ANY REAL WORK . $
06 WORK IS NOT A BEAR THAT STAYS OFF IN THE WOOD SOMEWHERE !
! $
- 'ERE . $
THAT 'S ANOTHER SONG I DON'T KNOW . $
07 I THOUGHT YOU WERE COMING OVER TO HELP ME PACK . $
AND TO TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU 'RE GOING TO DO WITH YOURSELF . $
BY THE END OF THIS YEAR , I PLAN TO HAVE ENOUGH EQUIPMENT AN
D PERSONNEL TO START OUT . $
IT 'S UP TO YOU IF YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME . $
06 IT 'S ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE AND COMPLETELY OUT OF THE QUE
STION . $
07 IF YOU CONTINUE TO BE AN ORDINARY DEACON , WHO RESTS FOR
SIX DAYS AND ONLY WORKS ON THE SEVENTH , IN TEN YEARS YOU 'L
L BE NOTHING MORE THAN WHAT YOU ARE NOW . $
BUT IF YOU GO ON THE EXPEDITION , IN THOSE SAME TEN YEARS YO
U 'LL BECOME A DIFFERENT MAN BECAUSE YOU 'LL KNOW YOU 'VE AC
COMPLISHED SOMETHING . $
06 BUT I 'M MARRIED , I 'M NOT SINGLE . $
07 TELL YOUR WIFE TO ENTER A CONVENT . $
THEN YOU CAN TAKE THE VOWS OF CHASTITY YOURSELF , AND JOIN T
HE EXPEDITION AS A REAL PRIEST . $
I 'LL ARRANGE IT FOR YOU . $
06 WE WERE ONLY MARRIED THE WEEK BEFORE I CAME DOWN HERE . $
07 ALL THE BETTER , THEN . $
06 WE GOT ENGAGED AND MARRIED IN ONE WEEK . $
07 RIDICULOUS . $
06 SEVEN DAYS . $
AND NIGHTS , TOO . $
03 COVER THE SOUR CREAM , YOU FOOL , BEFORE IT 'S COVERED WI
TH FLIES ! $
06 EVERY MORNING MY MOTHER-IN-LAW USED TO BRING US HOT PASTR
IES AND SOUR CREAM . $
MY WIFE IS VERY MUSICAL . $
SHE USED TO PLAY DAYS BEYOND RECALL ON THE PIANO . $
EVERY DAY . $
MAYBE IT WAS THE ONLY PIECE SHE KNEW . $
HOW DO I KNOW ? $
I WONDER WHAT SHE 'S REALLY LIKE ? $
07 DEACON - $
06 I MISS HER VERY MUCH . $
I REALLY OUGHT TO WRITE HER A LETTER . $
- ONCE IN THE DEAR DEAD DAYS BEYOND RECALL - $
07 A MAN HAS TO WORK . $
HE HAS TO DISCIPLINE HIMSELF . $
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HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR JESUS CHRIST GOT WHERE HE DID ? $
03 LOOK AT THE FISH ! $
KEEP AN EYE ON THAT FISH ! $
06 WELL , THAT 'S TRUE , AND IT MAKES SENSE . $
BUT WHEN A PERSON IS COMPLETELY AT A LOSS , HE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO WITH HIMSELF . $
GOD ONLY KNOWS IF I WAS SENT HERE FOR A LONG TIME , OR JUST
FOR THE TIME BEING . $
AND MY WIFE IS UP THERE AT MY IN-LAWS , WITHERING AND WASTIN
G AWAY , BECAUSE I 'M SURE SHE MISSES ME , TOO . $
AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH , I THINK MY BRAIN IS GETTING SOFT
 FROM ALL THIS HEAT . $
07 A MAN CAN GET USED TO THE HEAT . $
AND HE CAN GET USED TO BEING WITHOUT WOMEN . $
YOU 'VE GOT TO LEARN TO CONTROL YOURSELF . $
DO YOU KNOW YOUR THEOLOGY WELL ? $
06 OH YES , VERY WELL - $
WELL , NOT TOO WELL , REALLY . $
07 I CAN'T ADVISE YOU THERE . $
I DON'T KNOW MUCH THEOLOGY MYSELF . $
06 I SHOULD HOPE NOT . $
07 WHY ? $
06 YOU 'RE A LAYMAN . $
I 'M A DEACON . $
07 DON'T BE AN ASS . $
I 'LL MAKE A LIST OF THE BOOKS YOU 'LL NEED . $
IF YOU GO ON THE EXPEDITION , YOU OUGHT TO READ THE WORKS OF
THE MISSIONARIES , FOR EXAMPLE . $
THERE ARE SOME EXCELLENT ETHNOLOGISTS AND EASTERN LANGUAGE E
XPERTS AMONG THEM . $
06 EXCELLENT ETH - ETH - $
07 BEING FAMILIAR WITH THEIR METHODS WILL SIMPLIFY YOUR WORK
 . $
THEY 'VE ACCUMULATED INFORMATION FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD . $
YOU 'LL ALSO HAVE TO LEARN TO RELATE METEOROLOGICAL CALCULAT
ION TO COMPASS COMPUTATIONS . $
06 YES , I 'M SURE . $
BUT MY UNCLE , THE BIG PRIEST , HE PROMISED TO GET THIS PLAC
E FOR ME IN CENTRAL RUSSIA UP THERE , AND IF I GO WITH YOU -
 $
07 IF YOU GO WITH ME YOU MIGHT VERY WELL RETURN AS A FAMOUS
MISSIONARY PRIEST WITH A BRILLIANT BACKGROUND . $
06 REALLY ? $
DO YOU THINK THEY MIGHT MAKE ME A BISHOP ? $
07 A BISHOP . $
WHY NOT AN ARCHBISHOP ? $
DON'T THINK SO LITTLE OF YOURSELF . $
06 OH , WHAT MY UNCLE WOULD THINK OF ME THEN . $
AND MY WIFE , TOO ! $
BUT THEN - WE COULDN'T . $
07 WHAT ? $
06 SHE 'D BE A NUN ! $
07 HAVE HER TRANSFERRED , THEN . $
MAKE HER YOUR PERSONAL ASSISTANT . $
06 I COULDN'T DO THAT ! $
07 THEN START A NEW MOVEMENT . $
PROPOSE AN ECUMENICAL RULING . $
REVOLUTIONISE THE CHURCH . $
06 ME ? ! $
07 WHY NOT ? $
AN ARCHBISHOP MAKES THE LAWS , HE DOESN'T HAVE TO LIVE BY TH
EM . $
06 OH . $
CAN YOU IMAGINE ? $
A WHOLE SACRED PROCESSION . $
BANNERS , IKONS , CHOIR BOYS , AND THEN - ME ! $
THE ARCHBISHOP ! $
GOING ALONG , YOU KNOW . $
WITH A LITTLE DEACON BEHIND ME , CARRYING THE CROSS . $
TRAVELLING ALL AROUND , WITH MY WIFE FOLLOWING SECRETLY IN T
HE CROWDS . $
07 WHY NOT ? $
06 CELEBRATING MASS IN ALL THE BIG CATHEDRALS . $
COMING OUT IN A GOLDEN MITRE , WITH THE GOLDEN VIRGIN AND CH
ILD . $
BLESSING THESE TREMENDOUS CONGREGATIONS WITH THE DOUBLE AND
TRIPLE CANDELABRA ! $
OH LORD , LOOK DOWN FROM THY HEAVENS , AND VISIT THIS VINEYA
RD THY RIGHT HAND HATH PLANTED ! $
07 YES . $
I 'LL SEND YOU THE BOOKS YOU 'LL NEED FROM MOSCOW . $
06 GOING AROUND , SPRINKLING CATTLE WITH HOLY WATER , AND KN
EELING DOWN SOMEWHERE TO PRAY FOR RAIN . $
HAIL MARY - $
07 HERE . $
06 THANK YOU , MY SON . $
03 THAT 'S THE VINEGAR ! $
I SAID OLIVE OIL , NOT VINEGAR ! $
06 IMAGINE . $
EVERYWHERE I GO , THE PARISHIONERS WILL BE GIVING ME DRINKS
AND COOKING BIG MEALS FOR ME AND - I WONDER IF DINNER IS REA
DY ? $
07 IT 'S ALL SETTLED , THEN . $
COME OVER HERE . $
IMAGINE THIS TABLE IS A MAP OF EUROPE AND ASIA . $
HERE IS MOSCOW . $
NOW . $
WE WILL LEAVE FROM VLADIVOSTOK AND GO UP THROUGH THE BERING
STRAIT . $
THEN WE WILL TRAVEL ALONG THE COAST AND INTO THE MOUTH OF TH
E YENESEI . $
06 IS IT VERY HOT IN THE MOUTH OF THE YENESEI ? $
07 THE YENESEI RIVER EMPTIES INTO THE ARCTIC OCEAN FROM NORT
HERN SIBERIA . $
06 OH MY LORD . $
07 WE 'LL MAKE MAPS , STUDY THE FLORA AND FAUNA , AND PREPAR
E DETAILED GEOLOGICAL , ANTHROPOLOGICAL AND ETHNOGRAPHICAL R
EPORTS . $
06 HOW 'RE WE GOING TO DO THAT ? $
IN ALL THAT SNOW ? $
I 'M REALLY NOT SURE I SHOULD GO WITH YOU . $
THERE . $
LISTEN . $
YOU HEAR THAT ? $
IT 'S A SIGN ! $
07 THAT 'S ONLY HEAT LIGHTNING , DEACON . $
NOW . $
AFTER WE EXPLORE THE YENESEI - $
03 WELL , GENTLEMEN ! $
THE SOUP WILL BE HERE IN A MOMENT ! $
HAVE YOU STOPPED PLAYING , DEACON ? $
07 HE CAN'T USE YOUR GUITAR ANY BETTER THAN HE USED YOUR GUN
S THE OTHER MORNING . $
THAT 'S ANOTHER THING YOU 'LL HAVE TO LEARN , DEACON , BEFOR
E YOU GO ON THE EXPEDITION . $
03 THE EXPEDITION ! $
YOU ! $
06 WELL - $
07 HE DOESN'T WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE FISHING FOR
 MINNOWS AT THE MOST CONVENIENT PIER . $
IN FACT , I 'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER LESSON TOMORROW - $
06 - TOMORROW ! - $
07 YES , WE 'LL GET UP BEFORE DAWN AGAIN - $
06 OH NO - $
07 - GO OUT FOR AN HOUR OR TWO , THEN HAVE A LITTLE BREAKFAS
T AND I 'LL GO ON BOARD . $
THE SHIP DOESN'T LEAVE UNTIL NOON . $
IF THE DOCTOR WILL BE GOOD ENOUGH - $
03 I CLEANED THE GUNS TODAY - $
07 AND SINCE I 'M STAYING HERE TONIGHT , PERHAPS THE DEACON
CAN STAY , TOO . $
03 STAY HERE ? $
WELL , I COULD PUT A COT IN THE GUEST ROOM . $
07 A COT WILL BE FINE . $
HE HAS TO GET USED TO THAT KIND OF THING . $
06 I REALLY HAVEN'T DECIDED - $
07 HE 'S GOING TO BE A FAMOUS MISSIONARY PRIEST . $
THEY 'LL PROBABLY MAKE HIM AN ARCHBISHOP . $
PERHAPS YOU 'LL JOIN US , DOCTOR . $
03 ME ? $
WELL , I HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT . $
BUT YOU WILL NEED A DOCTOR ON THE EXPEDITION , WON'T YOU ! ?
 $
07 I MEANT JOIN US FOR HUNTING IN THE MORNING . $
THEN AFTER I LEAVE , YOU MIGHT CONTINUE TO GIVE HIM LESSONS
. $
03 OH . $
06 VON KOREN - $
07 WHAT ? $
03 YES , YES , OF COURSE , WE - WE 'LL GET UP BEFORE DAWN .
$
GET AN EARLY START . $
IT ISN'T OFTEN I HAVE THE CHANCE TO - TO GO HUNTING ANY MORE
 . $
07 THANK YOU . $
03 TO THE YOUNGER GENERATION ! $
I UH - BETTER LOOK AFTER THINGS AND - HELP YOURSELVES , GENT
LEMEN . $
07 WELL , DEACON ? $
06 THERE MUST BE A VERY MEAN STREAK IN YOU . $
07 WHAT SHOULD I DO ? $
INVITE HIM NOW AND DISAPPOINT HIM LATER ? $
06 THERE IS SUCH A THING AS BEING CONSIDERATE . $
07 HE KNOWS HE CAN'T GO . $
IF HE DOESN'T KNOW IT , HE OUGHT TO . $
BY NOW HE 'S FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING HE EVER LEARNED , AND IT '
S TOO LATE FOR HIM TO LEARN ANYTHING NEW . $
HE 'S TOO OLD . $
06 HE 'S STILL A HUMAN BEING . $
07 YOU ARE SO SATURATED WITH YOUR SEMINARY PHILOSOPHY THAT Y
OU SEE EVERYTHING THROUGH A GLASS DARKLY . $
REAL PROBLEMS ARE SELDOM SOLVED BY YOUR METAPHYSICAL CHRISTI
AN LOGIC : LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR AS THYSELF . $
06 WHAT 'S WRONG WITH THAT ? $
07 THERE ARE A THOUSAND INTERPRETATIONS . $
BECAUSE THERE ARE , NOT ONE OF THEM CONTRIBUTES A JOT TO HIG
HER LEARNING , BUT ONLY TRIES TO PUSH ITS OWN INTERPRETATION
 AHEAD OF THE REST . $
NO . $
STICK TO THE SCIENTIFIC APPROACH , THE LOGICAL EVIDENCE OF F
ACTS AND THEN YOU 'LL KNOW WHAT REAL TRUTH IS . $
06 THE TRUTH IS THAT YOU HURT THE DOCTOR'S FEELINGS . $
07 GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY THE PRACTICE OF LOVE FOR LOVE'S SAK
E , LIKE - WHAT 'S THAT VULGAR NEW EXPRESSION ? - ART FOR AR
T'S SAKE , WOULD ULTIMATELY DESTROY MANKIND . $
06 WHAT 'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH THIS ? $
07 IT 'S COMPLETELY INCONSISTENT . $
ONE INTERPRETATION SAYS LOVE EVERYBODY . $
THAT IS , WITH THE EXCEPTION OF SOLDIERS , CRIMINALS AND HAL
FWITS , FOR EXAMPLE . $
THEY SEND THE SOLDIERS TO WAR TO BE KILLED , LOCK UP OR EXEC
UTE THE CRIMINALS AND THEY WON'T LET THE MORONS GET MARRIED
. $
ANOTHER SAYS WE 'VE GOT TO LOVE EVERYBODY WITH NO DISCRIMINA
TION WHATSOEVER ! $
SO . $
IF A MENTAL OR PHYSICAL INFERIOR WANTS TO MARRY YOUR DAUGHTE
R , LET HIM ! $
LESKOV TELLS THE STORY OF A MAN WHO SHELTERED A LEPER IN THE
 NAME OF THE LOVE OF CHRIST . $
NOW IF THAT MAN REALLY LOVED PEOPLE , HE 'D 'VE DRAGGED THAT
 LEPER OFF SOMEWHERE AND SEALED HIM UP IN A CAVE . $
I 'M SURE YOUR JESUS CHRIST TAUGHT A MORE LOGICAL KIND OF LO
VE THAN THAT . $
06 WH - ! $
WHAT A FUNNY MAN YOU ARE ! $
YOU 'RE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT JESUS CHRIST AND YOU DON'T KNOW
 A THING ABOUT HIM ! $
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07 HA-HA-HA . $
AH , DEACON . $
HOW I LOVE TALKING WITH YOU . $
06 LISTEN , WHY DO YOU WANT A PRIEST ON YOUR EXPEDITION ? $
07 IT 'S THE EXPECTED THING , ISN'T IT ? $
TO HAVE A PRIEST ON AN EXPEDITION . $
BESIDES , IT ISN'T THE PRIEST I WANT , IT 'S YOU . $
YOU 'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING WITH YOURSELF . $
06 OH . $
03 HERE WE ARE , GENTLEMEN ! $
06 MY HEAVENS ! $
YOU LOOK MAGNIFICENT ! $
07 YOU LOOK AS IF YOU 'RE COMING TO ARREST US . $
03 JUST MY PARADE UNIFORM . $
THE SOUP WILL BE HERE IN A MOMENT . $
06 OH . $
HERE . $
I 'LL HELP YOU . $
03 THE ORDERLY WILL DO THAT . $
06 WELL , I 'M THE ONE WHO 'S GOING TO USE IT . $
03 VERY WELL . $
JUST FOLD DOWN THE LEGS , AND - $
06 DON'T WORRY , WE 'LL FIGURE IT OUT SCIENTIFICALLY . $
03 SCIENTIFICALLY , HAHA . $
YES , A STAR OF SCIENCE AND A LAMP OF THE CHURCH . $
NO DOUBT SOME DAY I SHALL HAVE TO SEEK THE KNOWLEDGE OF ONE
AND THE BLESSING OF THE OTHER . $
VON KOREN . $
KINDLY LEND ME A HUNDRED RUBLES , PLEASE . $
07 CERTAINLY . $
03 I 'LL SENT IT TO YOUR ADDRESS IN MOSCOW AS SOON AS I POSS
IBLY CAN . $
07 ON ONE CONDITION . $
03 NO . $
07 DID YOU INVITE THOSE JAPANESE MONKEYS TO THE PARTY TONIGH
T ? $
03 NO ONE HAS A RIGHT TO TELL ME WHOM TO INVITE TO MY HOUSE
 OR HOW TO DISPOSE OF MY MONEY , SIR . $
07 THE MONEY IS STILL MINE . $
WHAT DOES HE WANT IT FOR THIS TIME ? $
03 HE WANTS TO LEAVE FOR SAINT PETERSBURG ON SATURDAY . $
07 WELL NOW . $
IS SHE GOING WITH HIM , OR WHAT ? $
03 FOR THE MOMENT SHE IS STAYING HERE . $
07 HA ! $
THE PERFECT ARRANGEMENT . $
03 WILL YOU GIVE IT TO ME OR NOT ? $
07 POURING GIFTS ON LAEVSKY IS LIKE POURING WATER ON WEEDS .
 $
03 WE ARE OBLIGATED TO HELP OUR FELLOW MAN ! $
07 IN THAT CASE , GIVE IT TO SOME POOR LABOURER , WHO AT LEA
ST WORKS FOR A LIVING . $
OR CONTRIBUTE A HUNDRED RUBLES TO MY EXPEDITION . $
OR GIVE THE MONEY TO THE DEACON'S CHURCH HERE . $
06 AMEN ! $
WE CAN USE IT . $
FOR THE MISSIONARIES . $
THEY MIGHT EVEN END UP SENDING IT TO ME ! $
07 IT 'S OVER BETWEEN THEM , ISN'T IT ? $
06 WHO ? $
07 THEY 'RE THROUGH WITH EACH OTHER AT LAST , YES ? $
06 WHO 'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? $
07 LAEVSKY , AND HIS LADY . $
06 OH . $
03 HE 'S GOING TO STRAIGHTEN OUT HIS AFFAIRS AND SEND HER SO
ME MONEY . $
06 WHEN I WAS FISHING AT THE PIER TODAY - $
07 CAN'T YOU SEE HE 'S TAKING YOU IN LIKE A CHILD ? $
HE WANTS TO GET RID OF HER AND IF SHE EVER GETS TO SAINT PET
ERSBURG , YOU 'LL END UP PAYING HER FARE AS WELL . $
OR MAYBE YOU WANT TO TAKE OVER WHERE HE LEFT OFF , IS THAT I
T ? $
03 WHAT ! ? $
07 WHY NOT ? $
SHE 'S GOING TO BE AVAILABLE NOW , ISN'T SHE ? $
ALL SHE WANTS IS BED , BOARD AND A ROOF OVER HER HEAD . $
IT DOESN'T SEEM TO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS BETWEEN THE SHEETS .
$
03 I MAY BE OLD , SIR , BUT I AM STILL A MAN ! $
07 DID I SAY YOU WEREN'T ? $
I SIMPLY SAID IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HAPPENS BETWEEN THE SHE
ETS . $
06 WHEN I WAS AT THE PIER TODAY A MAN IN A BOAT CAME IN AND
SAID HE SAW LAEVKY'S LADY SWIMMING OUT IN THE SEA WITHOUT HE
R CLOTHES . $
03 WITHOUT HER CLOTHES ! ? $
07 WHY DO YOU WANT TO GET MIXED UP WITH PEOPLE LIKE THAT ? $
03 YOU DON'T EXPECT HER TO GO SWIMMING IN HER CLOTHES , DO Y
OU ? $
07 THE WHOLE THING IS DISGUSTING . $
03 LET 'S TALK ABOUT THIS CALMLY , VON KOREN . $
GIVE ME THE HUNDRED RUBLES AND - $
07 NO . $
03 I 'LL GET HIS SOLEMN PROMISE - $
07 HE 'LL GIVE YOU HIS SOLEMN PROMISE ! $
IN FACT , HE 'LL SHAKE YOUR HAND AND KISS YOUR ASS AND BELIE
VE IT HIMSELF , TOO . $
AND IF YOU MEET HIM IN A YEAR OR SO , WITH A NEW MISTRESS ON
HIS ARM , HE 'LL SAY , HELLO , ALEX ! $
HOW ARE YOU ? $
KINDLY LEND ME A HUNDRED RUBLES , PLEASE ! $
03 HE ONLY NEEDS THE MONEY UNTIL HE CAN GET SOME HELP FROM H
IS MOTHER . $
07 HIS MOTHER ! $
03 SHE 'S VERY WELL OFF , I UNDERSTAND ! $
I WON'T TURN THE MAN DOWN JUST BECAUSE OF THINGS YOU AND OTH
ER PEOPLE MAY HAVE IMAGINED . $
06 THAT 'S LOGICAL . $
WELL , HERE 'S TEN RUBLES . $
IT ISN'T A LOT , BUT IT MAY HELP A LITTLE . $
07 ALL RIGHT , ALL RIGHT , TAKE THE MONEY , THEN ! $
BUT GIVE IT TO HIM ONLY ON CONDITION THAT HE TAKES HER WITH
HIM OR SENDS HER ON AHEAD ! $
03 I SUPPOSE SHE COULD GO FIRST . $
07 IN FACT , WE 'LL MAKE SURE SHE DOES . $
I 'LL TAKE HER WITH ME TOMORROW . $
I 'M GOING THROUGH SAINT PETERSBURG . $
I 'LL SEND HER BACK TO HER HUSBAND WHERE SHE BELONGS . $
03 HER HUSBAND ? $
YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO DO THAT . $
07 WHY NOT ? $
ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I WOULD HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HER O
N THE TRIP ? $
06 HAHAHA ! $
07 THAT ISN'T FUNNY , DEACON ! $
06 WELL , YOU 'RE THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED IT . $
07 MY ONLY PURPOSE WOULD BE TO TAKE HER BACK WHERE SHE BELON
GS . $
08 THE COLD SOUP , YOUR EXCELLENCY ! $
07 YOU INVITED THEM . $
DIDN'T YOU ? $
03 THEY ARE INVITED , SIR ! $
THEY ARE HAVING DINNER TOGETHER ! $
AND THEN I HOPE THEY BOTH COME TO THE PARTY , DAMMIT ! $
- DISMISSED ! $
07 THEN YOU DO THIS . $
YOU MAKE HIM AGREE TO TAKE HER WITH HIM OR SEND HER AHEAD OR
HE GETS NO MONEY . $
IF HE WON'T AGREE , I 'LL SPEAK TO HIM MYSELF . $
IN FACT , I 'LL DO MORE THAN SPEAK . $
YOU UNDERSTAND ? $
SO DON'T VACILLATE ! $
TELL HIM STRAIGHT OUT ! $
03 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET SO ANGRY ABOUT IT , KOLYA . $
WELL . $
THANK YOU , DEACON . $
THAT MAKES A HUNDRED AND TEN . $
07 YOU 'RE AN OLD WOMAN , THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE . $
06 HAHAHAHA ! $
03 WELL , THE POOR BOY 'S HAVING A HARD TIME . $
I FEEL SORRY FOR HIM . $
07 HE 'S THE LAST PERSON I 'D FEEL SORRY FOR . $
IF HE 'D BEEN OUT THERE TODAY , AND I 'D BEEN IN THAT SAILBO
AT , I 'D 'VE RUN HIM OVER AND SAID , DROWN , BROTHER , DROW
N . $
03 YOU WOULDN'T DO ANY SUCH THING . $
07 I AM AS CAPABLE OF GOOD DEEDS AS YOU ARE . $
06 YOU CALL DROWNING SOMEONE A GOOD DEED ? $
07 IF IT 'S LAEVSKY ? $
YES . $
03 GENTLEMEN , THIS IS MY SPECIAL POTATO SOUP - $
06 EXCUSE ME , DOCTOR , I - $
03 OH , OF COURSE , MY BOY - ER , DEACON . $
GO RIGHT AHEAD . $
06 DEAR LORD ? $
THERE MAY BE UNBELIEVERS IN THE WORLD , BUT SOME OF THEM ARE
 NICE PEOPLE , AND THEY MUST BE SAVED . $
NOW , LORD , I DON'T KNOW HOW WE 'RE SUPPOSED TO MEASURE THE
 QUALITIES OF PEOPLE IN ORDER TO JUDGE THEM FAIRLY . $
BUT . $
YOU KNOW I ONCE HAD THIS AWFUL ENEMY ? $
THE HEADMASTER ? $
WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LEADING A DEVOUT AND CONTINENT LIFE ?
 $
WELL , YOU KNOW HOW HE USED TO PUT SALTPETER IN OUR FOOD , A
ND HOW HE NEARLY TWISTED OFF MY EAR THAT TIME . $
NOW , LORD , IF SOCIETY IS SO MIXED UP THAT WE HAD TO PRAY I
N CHAPEL EVERY MORNING FOR THAT MEAN , DECEITFUL HEADMASTER
- WHO WAS ALSO ROBBING THE DIOCESE WHITE , AND YOU KNOW IT -
  - THEN I DON'T THINK IT 'S FAIR NOT TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE J
UST BECAUSE THEY 'RE UNBELIEVERS . $
DO YOU ? $
AMEN . $
07 GOOD GOD ! $
06 AMEN . $
03 THAT WAS VERY NICE , DEACON . $
07 IVAN ANDREITCH LAEVSKY IS A PROTOTYPE OF THE CORRUPT AND
DEPRAVED . $
PHYSICALLY HE IS INDOLENT AND DEBILITATED . $
MENTALLY HE IS NO DIFFERENT THAN A DENSE SHOPKEEPER'S WIFE W
HO GUZZLES , GORGES HERSELF , AND KEEPS HER DOORS WIDE OPEN
FOR EVERYBODY , INCLUDING DELIVERY MEN . $
06 HAHAHA ! $
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07 WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ? $
SAVIOUR OF UNBELIEVERS , FISHER OF MINNOWS . $
03 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SOUP ? $
06 I THINK IT 'S DELICIOUS ! $
I WAS PRAYING FOR YOU , TOO , VON KOREN . $
07 I HUMBLY SUBMIT THAT CONSIDERING EVERYONE YOU MEET AS A F
ELLOW HUMAN BEING , WITH NO DISCRIMINATION WHATSOEVER , IS I
RRATIONAL , INEQUITABLE AND IRRESPONSIBLE , IN A WORD . $
03 WHAT DO YOU THINK ? $
07 I THINK ANDREITCH LAEVSKY IS GOOD FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
. $
IF YOU TREAT HIM AS A FELLOW HUMAN BEING , IT MEANS YOU THIN
K THE SAME OF HIM AS YOU DO OF ME . $
IN OTHER WORDS , YOU ARE EQUALLY INDIFFERENT TO EVERYONE . $
03 TO SAY THAT ANY MAN IS GOOD FOR NOTHING IS SO UTTERLY CRU
EL . $
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY . $
07 HE IS AS DANGEROUS AND DAMAGING TO SOCIETY AS A CHOLERA G
ERM . $
DROWNING HIM WOULD BE A GREAT SERVICE . $
03 WHY DO YOU HATE HIM SO MUCH ? $
07 HATE HIM ? $
DON'T BE AN ASS , DOCTOR . $
HATING A GERM IS RIDICULOUS . $
A GERM IS JUDGED BY WHAT IT DOES AND IS TREATED ACCORDINGLY
. $
03 I THINK THERE 'S SOMETHING MISSING IN THE SOUP . $
07 HERE . $
TRY SOME OF THIS . $
PEOPLE ARE ALSO JUDGED BY WHAT THEY DO . $
YOU BE THE JUDGE , DEACON . $
06 I THINK THE SOUP IS DELICIOUS . $
07 YOU TALK ABOUT JUDGING PEOPLE FAIRLY . $
WHAT 'S LAEVSKY DONE , ACTUALLY DONE , SINCE HE GOT HERE ? $
06 I DON'T KNOW . $
I JUST GOT HERE MYSELF . $
07 ALL I HEARD WHEN I GOT HERE WAS LAEVSKY THIS , LAEVSKY TH
AT . $
AND THEN I MET HIM . $
THAT IS , HE DRIFTED INTO MY LABORATORY TO ENQUIRE ABOUT THE
 PROCREATIVE HABITS OF MY SPECIMENS . $
AND THEN , WITH THE EXCUSE OF DISCUSSING THE ZOOLOGICAL RESE
ARCH , HE BEGAN DESCRIBING TO ME , IN MINUTE DETAIL , HIS OW
N SEXUAL EXPLOITS WITH HIS MISTRESS ! $
I WAS STRUCK FROM THE START BY HIS INCREDIBLE EXAGGERATIONS
. $
EXCEPT . $
FOR ONE INSTANCE , WHICH I HAPPENED TO SEE FOR MYSELF . $
YOU KNOW THE WATER HERE IS VERY PHOSPHORESCENT . $
WELL , I WAS DOWN BELOW THE REEF LATE ONE NIGHT , STUDYING M
ARINE LIFE , AND - THERE THEY WERE ! $
IGNORED ME COMPLETELY ! $
PEOPLE ARE USUALLY AFRAID TO FLAUNT THEIR FORNICATING IN PUB
LIC , BUT ALONG COMES LAEVSKY , AS A TRAIL BLAZER IN THIS RE
SPECT ! $
APART FROM LIVING OPENLY WITH ANOTHER MAN'S WIFE , HE HAS EN
COURAGED THE INDIGENOUS LOCALS TO GAMBLE , AND MADE THEM SUC
H EXPERTS ON DRINKING THAT EVEN BLINDFOLDED THEY CAN TELL TH
E DIFFERENCE BETWEEN KOSHELOFF VODKA AND SMIRNOFF NUMBER TWE
NTY ONE . $
IF HE STAYED HERE , IN ANOTHER YEAR OR TWO , HE 'D BE TAKING
 OVER THE WHOLE CAUCASIAN COAST ! $
WHEN I GOT AFTER HIM ABOUT DOING NOTHING , BEING NOTHING AND
KNOWING NOTHING , HE SAID , WHAT DO YOU WANT OF ME , YOU ZOO
LOGIST ? $
YOU ARE SO TWISTED BY TRADITION AND CONVENTION . $
YOU SEE , HE 'D HAVE YOU BELIEVE IT ISN'T JUST HE WHO 'S COR
RUPT , BUT ALL OF US . $
AND THE FAULT LIES NOT IN OURSELVES , BUT SOMEWHERE OFF IN T
HE STARS . $
08 THE HOT FISH , YOUR EXCELLENCY ! $
03 NEXT COURSE , GENTLEMEN ! $
BOILED GRAY MULLET WITH MY SPECIAL POLISH SAUCE ! $
A WHOLE MULLET AND MORE IF YOU WANT IT ! $
06 WONDERFUL ! $
07 SPECIMENS LIKE LAEVSKY ARE ALL FOR MAKING FRIENDS AND SHA
RING CONFIDENCES BECAUSE THEY MUST SOMEHOW COMPENSATE FOR TH
EIR HOPELESS INFERIORITY . $
03 FINISH YOUR SOUP , MAN . $
07 THEY ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO EAT , DRINK AND PLA
Y CARDS WITH . $
FURTHERMORE , THEY ARE TIRELESS TALKERS AND NEED OTHERS TO L
ISTEN . $
03 WELL , GENTLEMEN , I LIKE ANDRE LAEVSKY . $
HE IS A DOWN-TO-EARTH FELLOW WITH WHOM YOU CAN HAVE A FEW DR
INKS AND LAUGHS AND SAY WHATEVER YOU PLEASE . $
I KNOW HE DRINKS TOO MUCH , HATES HIS JOBS AND LIVES BEYOND
HIS MEANS - $
07 YOU HEAR THIS , DEACON ? $
03 BUT HE IS A LIBERAL GRADUATE . $
HE READS THE BEST LITERARY MAGAZINES . $
07 LITERARY MAGAZINES . $
03 I SUPPOSE YOU 'D LIKE HIM TO READ SCIENTIFIC JOURNALS . $
YOU SHOULD HEAR HIM SOMETIMES . $
WHY , THE BOY SPEAKS SO BRILLIANTLY THAT HARDLY ANYONE CAN U
NDERSTAND WHAT HE 'S SAYING . $
07 ALL RIGHT , HANG UP THE LAMP BEFORE LAEVSKY . $
THE TRAGIC SACRIFICE OF THE TIMES , TRADITIONS , CONVENTIONA
L PREJUDICES . $
HERE IS HIS MORAL ANATOMY . $
IN THE MORNING ? $
SLIPPERS , A SWIM AT THE BEACH AND COFFEE . $
UNTIL LUNCH ? $
SLIPPERS , LOUNGING ABOUT AND GOSSIPING . $
TWO O'CLOCK ? $
SLIPPERS , LUNCH AND DRINKING . $
FIVE O'CLOCK ? $
SLIPPERS AND DRINKING TILL DINNER , AND THEN GAMBLING AND MO
RE DRINKING , UNTIL IT 'S OFF WITH THE SLIPPERS AND INTO THE
 BED WITH LA FEMME . $
WHATEVER HE DOES IT IS SOMEHOW CONNECTED WITH WINE , WOMEN A
ND SLIPPERS . $
AND WOMEN PLAY THE BIGGEST PART OF ALL . $
06 WOMEN PLAY A BIG PART IN EVERY MAN'S LIFE . $
YOU CAN'T HELP THAT . $
07 AH , BUT THEY ARE LEAVSKY'S WHOLE BLISSFUL REASON FOR BEI
NG . $
GEOING TO BED WITH THEM , THAT IS . $
HE THINKS OUR WHOLE CIVILISATION IS PASSE BECAUSE WE NO LONG
ER PARTICIPATE IN SEXUAL ORGIES TO THE POINT OF PASSING OUT
. $
GETTING RID OF AGGRESSIONS , HE CALLS IT . $
MAKING LOVE INSTEAD OF MAKING WAR . $
THESE SEX FIENDS HAVE A KIND OF TUMOUR IN THEIR HEADS THAT C
RUSHES THE BRAIN AND TAKES OVER THE WHOLE PSYCHE ! $
03 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM IVAN ADREITCH . $
HE IS BASICALLY THE SAME AS ANYONE ELSE . $
OF COURSE , YOU ARE RIGHT IN SOME RESPECTS , BUT HE IS STILL
 VERY YOUNG AND INEXPERIENCED . $
07 INEXPERIENCED ! $
HE TOLD ME HIMSELF HE WAS AT IT AT THE AGE OF THIRTEEN ! $
06 HAHAHA ! $
03 HERE ! $
HERE IS YOUR FISH ! $
07 BY THE TIME HE WAS A FIRST-YEAR STUDENT , HE HAD TAKEN UP
 WITH A LADY MUSICIAN WHO , AS HE PUTS IT , HAD A VERY ELEVA
TING EFFECT ON HIM . $
IN HIS SECOND YEAR , HE PAID A PROSTITUTE'S WAY OUT OF A WHO
REHOUSE TO , AS HE SAYS , IMPROVE HER MIND . $
AFTER SIX MONTHS OF THAT , SHE RAN BACK TO THE MADAM WITH HE
R MIND NO WORSE OF WEAR . $
THEN A CERTAIN WIDOW TOLD HIM HE WAS SO TALENTED THAT HE OUG
HT TO HAVE A DEGREE IN LIBERAL ARTS . $
HE GOT THE DEGREE . $
HAVING FINISHED THAT OFF , HE BECAME PASSIONATELY ENAMOURED
OF HIS PRESENT - WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL HER . $
03 IN MY OPINION SHE IS A VERY HIGH-CLASS WOMAN . $
07 EXACTLY . $
PERHAPS SHE WAS A HIGH-CLASS WOMAN . $
BUT THE REAL DANGER IN THAT RESPECT OF THE LAEVSKYS IN THIS
WORLD IS THAT WOMEN OF ALL KINDS SEEM UNABLE TO RESIST THEM
! $
THEY NOT ONLY DESTROY THESE WOMEN ! $
THEY ALSO THREATEN THE WORLD WITH THOUSANDS OF LITTLE LAEVSK
YS AS DEGENERATE AS THEMSELVES ! $
03 SIR ! $
I WON'T HAVE ANYBODY SPEAKING SO BADLY IN MY PRESENCE ABOUT
SUCH A GOOD PERSON ! $
07 HE SEDUCED HER . $
HE CORRUPTED HER . $
HE CONVINCED HER TO COME DOWN HERE WITH HIM IN SEARCH OF SO-
CALLED IDEALS . $
NOW HE WANTS TO ABANDON HER FOR THE SAKE OF THE SAME IDEALS
. $
BUT TALK TO HIM ABOUT REAL IDEALS ? $
HE 'S COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS . $
AH , BUT MENTION MALE AND FEMALE ! $
EVEN HOW THE FEMALE SPIDER EATS THE MALE AFTER FERTILISATION
 . $
HIS FACE LIGHTS UP . $
THE MAN REVIVES . $
YOU WALK ALONG THE STREET WITH HIM , AND SUPPOSE YOU SEE A M
ULE . $
TELL ME , HE SAYS , WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU MATED A MULE WI
TH A CAMEL ? $
06 WHAT WOULD HAPPEN ? $
03 MUST WE TALK AT DINNER OF SPIDERS AND MATING AND FERTILIS
ATION ? $
EAT YOUR FISH , MAN ! $
WHAT THE HELL 'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ? $
07 I TELL YOU HE IS OBSESSED ! $
HE THINKS ABOUT IT EVEN IN HIS DREAMS ! $
IT IS FANTASTIC ! $
HE TOLD ME ONCE HE ACTUALLY DREAMED HE WAS GETTING MARRIED T
O THE MOON ! $
AND ANOTHER TIME THAT HE WAS HAULED INTO A POLICE STATION AN
D FORCED TO MAKE LOVE TO A GUITAR ! $
06 HAHAHAHA ! $
A GUITAR ! $
HAHAHA ! $
03 HAHAHA ! $
IT 'S TOO MUCH ! $
YES , BY GOD , IT 'S TOO MUCH ! $
07 YES , GENTLEMEN , VERY FUNNY , VERY FUNNY . $
BUT IT ISN'T ONLY WOMEN . $
NO . $
THEY ARE ACCOMPLISHED LIARS AND CLEVER HYPOCRITES . $
SO THEY WIN EVERYBODY OVER ! $
THEY 'RE AFFABLE , AMENABLE , PLIABLE AND MEEK . $
YOU CAN DRINK WITH THEM , SWEAR WITH THEM , SAY ANYTHING YOU
 PLEASE WITH THEM . $
AND NO MATTER HOW DESPICABLY THEY ACT , EVERYONE THINKS IT '
S SO CLEVER . $
WHICH MEANS THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING . $
OH , YOU 'RE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THEY LOVE SOCIETY WITH ALL
THEIR HEARTS , BUT THAT SOCIETY HAS EXHAUSTED , DISENCHANTED
AND DECEIVE THEM . $
AND THE PUBLIC , WHICH ALWAYS LOVES ANYONE WHO ATTACKS OUR M
OST CHERISHED INSTITUTIONS , THE PUBLIC LISTENS , AND LAUGHS
 ! $
IMAGINE WHAT AN OPEN FIELD THESE GERMS HAVE FOR CONTAMINATIO
N !! $
03 VON KOREN , SIR , I AM SHOCKED AT THE WAY YOU SPEAK . $
YOU ARE A SCIENTIST . $
I NEVER DREAMED THAT I WOULD HEAR YOU , OR ANY OTHER MEMBER
 OF THE PROFESSION , SPEAK LIKE THIS . $
NOW FOR GOD'S SAKE , MAN , COME BACK AND SIT DOWN - $
AND PUT SOME PEPPER ON IT , DEACON ! $
DON'T EAT BOILED MULLET WITHOUT PEPPER ! $
07 DOCTOR , PRIMITIVE MAN WAS PROTECTED FROM LAEVSKY AND HIS
 KIND BY NATURAL SELECTION AND THE STRUGGLE FOR EXISTENCE .
$
NOW OUR SPECIES HAS DONE AWAY WITH THAT STRUGGLE , SO IT IS
UP TO US TO HANDLE THE PROBLEM OF THE WEAK AND WORTHLESS . $
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OTHERWISE , IF THE LAEVSKYS ARE ALLOWED TO PROLIFERATE , CIV
ILISATION AS WE KNOW IT WILL VANISH . $
HUMANITY AS WE KNOW IT WILL BECOME EXTINCT . $
AND IT WILL BE ENTIRELY OUR OWN FAULT . $
NO . $
WE HAVE TO SEGREGATE THEM . $
TAKE AWAY THEIR RIGHTS . $
SEND THEM OFF TO FORCED LABOUR . $
03 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ? $
07 IF YOU THOUGHT ANYTHING AT ALL OF YOUR FELLOW MEN ! $
IF YOU REALLY CARED ABOUT PEOPLE ! $
YOU WOULD DO YOUR BEST TO SAVE THEM . $
TO PROTECT THEM FROM CONTAMINATION ! $
AND THE ONLY FINAL SOLUTION IS THE DECONTAMINATION OF THE RE
ST ! $
03 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND ? $
07 THERE IS ONLY ONE LOGICAL WAY TO DECONTAMINATE THEM ! $
WE 'VE GOT TO BE STRONG ENOUGH , AND INTELLIGENT ENOUGH , TO
 RENDER THEM ABSOLUTELY HARMLESS ! $
FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY , AND FOR THEIR OWN GOOD , IVAN AND
REITCH LAEVSKY AND HIS KIND - THE WHOLE GANG OF THEM , ONCE
AND FOR ALL - SHOULD BE COMPLETELY EXTERMINATED !! $
DOCTOR , THIS MULLET LOOKS ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS . $
01 SHH - ! $
02 VANYA ? $
... ANDRE ? $
OH ... $
WHAT IS IT ? $
01 NOTHING . $
JUST A NOTE I WAS GOING TO LEAVE YOU . $
GO BACK TO SLEEP , DARLING . $
I 'LL SEND FOR THE DOCTOR IN THE MORNING . $
02 ... YOU 'RE GETTING ALL DRESSED UP . $
YOU 'LL BE VERY HANDSOME . $
OH I HAD THE MOST PECULIAR DREAM , VANYA . $
I WAS SITTING AT THE BEDSIDE OF A WOMAN WHO WAS VERY ILL . $
I KEPT TELLING HER NOT TO WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING . $
BUT THEN , THE WOMAN IN BED TURNED OUT TO BE ME , TOO . $
AS SOON AS I FOUND OUT SHE WAS ME , SHE GOT UP AND RAN OUT O
F THE ROOM , SO IT WAS REALLY ME WHO WAS SICK IN BED AFTER A
LL . $
YOU SEE ? $
THEN I WAS SO HOT AND THIRSTY . $
BUT NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRIED I COULDN'T GET OUT OF BED AND
I KEPT CALLING AND CALLING , BUT NO ONE WOULD BRING ME ANYTH
ING TO DRINK . $
ISN'T THAT STRANGE ? $
01 MM . $
YOU MUST TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF . $
I REALLY WORRY ABOUT YOU . $
02 I MET MARYA KONSTANTINE AT THE BEACH TODAY . $
THEN I CAME BACK , AND WE TALKED , AND I STRAIGHTENED UP THE
 HOUSE AFTERWARDS . $
DID YOU NOTICE ? $
THE WATER WAS WONDERFUL TODAY . $
SO CLEAN AND PURE . $
I DIDN'T EVEN GET DRESSED WHEN I CAME HOME . $
I STILL ONLY HAVE ON MY ROBE ... $
NIKI CAME OVER , TOO . $
01 I GOT THE MESSAGE . $
02 HHHM , WHAT TIME IS IT ? $
01 IT 'S AFTER SEVEN . $
02 YOU 'LL BE LATE ! $
01 I 'M NOT GOING . $
02 ANDRE . $
I 'M SORRY . $
REALLY , I 'M PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT . $
I 'LL GET YOU SOMETHING TO EAT . $
01 NO , IT 'S ALL RIGHT . $
I 'LL EAT AT THE PAVILION . $
02 NO . $
PLEASE . $
I WAS SURE YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE A LOVELY DINNER WITH THE M
EN OVER THERE , AND I JUST THOUGHT I 'D LIE DOWN FOR A WHILE
 . $
01 AFTERWARDS I 'LL BE AT SHESHKOVSKY'S PLACE . $
02 WHERE 'D YOU GET THE MONEY ? $
OH , I MEAN , WELL , YOU AREN'T GOING TO THE PARTY EITHER ?
$
IT WON'T TAKE ME LONG TO GET DRESSED AND - I MUST LOOK AWFUL
 . $
WE COULD GO OVER THERE FOR JUST A LITTLE WHILE , COULDN'T WE
 ? $
01 I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYBODY WANTS TO SPEND ANOTHER DULL , BO
RING EVENING WITH THOSE DULL , BORING PEOPLE . $
I DON'T KNOW WHY ANY OF THEM WANT TO GO EITHER . $
02 THIS MORNING WHEN YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO HAVE DINNER TOGE
THER , I WENT SHOPPING ESPECIALLY , AS SOON AS YOU LEFT . $
I GOT ALL KINDS OF NICE THINGS . $
01 HOW MUCH IS THE BILL NOW ? $
02 WELL , SEVEN HUNDRED I THINK . $
01 SEVEN HUNDRED ! ? $
02 WE HAVE TO EAT , DARLING . $
01 MY GOD WHAT A JOKE ! $
HERE I WORK FOR THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE . $
AND WE NEVER HAVE ANY MONEY ! $
SOME PEOPLE GO ANYWHERE , DO ANYTHING THEY LIKE . $
MOSCOW , SAINT PETERSBURG , SIBERIA . $
02 WHO ? $
01 VON KOREN ! $
I HOPE TO HELL HE ROTS UP THERE ! $
MY GOD , IF THIS MISERABLE LITTLE PLACE WERE WIPED OFF THE F
ACE OF THE EARTH TONIGHT , THEY 'D NEVER EVEN HEAR ABOUT IT
IN RUSSIA ! $
I 'VE GOT TO GO . $
02 VANYA ? $
01 WHAT ? $
DON'T CALL ME VANYA ANYMORE . $
IVAN , OR ANY OF THAT . $
PLEASE . $
02 ANDRE ? $
01 WHAT ? $
WELL , WHAT IS IT ? $
02 YOU - YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HERE , WOULD YOU ? $
01 LEAVE ? $
02 THE WAY YOU WERE TALKING - $
01 DON'T WORRY . $
EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT . $
I 'LL SEE YOU LATER . $
02 YOU FORGOT YOUR TIE . $
01 OH . $
GOD , HOW I HATE TIES ! $
02 LET ME DO IT . $
01 IT SEEMS LIKE ALL MY LIFE I 'VE HAD TO JUSTIFY MYSELF . $
WHAT I 'M GOING TO DO , WHAT I 'M GOING TO BE . $
SURELY SOMEWHERE THERE 'S A WORLD WHERE YOU CAN LIVE A NORMA
L , EVERYDAY LIFE AND HAVE EVERYTHING YOU WANT AND NEED , WI
THOUT PEOPLE JUDGING YOU . $
IF PEOPLE ONLY KNEW WHAT I COULD DO . $
I MIGHT EVEN BECOME A LEADING CITIZEN . $
WHO KNOWS , EVEN A COUNCILLOR OF STATE , LIKE ALEX , WITH AT
 LEAST SOME KIND OF RESPECT AND DIGNITY AND - MONEY . $
A REAL LEADER OF MEN . $
NOT IN A SECOND-RATE RESORT LIKE THIS , BUT UP THERE , IN TH
E NORTH , WHERE THERE ARE REAL PEOPLE ! $
IDEAS , OPERAS , PLAYS , NEWSPAPERS , ALL KINDS OF INSPIRING
 ACTIVITY ! $
02 OH , VANYA - ANDRE ! $
01 WHAT IS IT ? $
02 YOU DO WANT TO LEAVE , DON'T YOU ? $
AND HERE I 'VE BEEN FEELING SO GUILTY BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN
 GOING ALONG WITH ALL THE DREAMS WE HAD THE PLANS WE MADE .
$
I KNEW THAT WAS THE REASON YOU 'VE BEEN SO PUT OUT WITH ME L
ATELY . $
I KNEW IT . $
BUT I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU W
ERE ANGRY WITH ME BECAUSE I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT , A
ND THAT A SILENT AGREEMENT HAD GROWN UP BETWEEN US NOT TO SA
Y ANYTHING ABOUT IT . $
YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN ? $
AND TO THINK HOW WE WANTED TO COME DOWN HERE ! $
IT SEEMS SO SILLY NOW ! $
I THOUGHT THE VERY FIRST DAY WE 'D FIND A QUIET LITTLE CORNE
R BY THE SEA SOMEWHERE , WITH A SHADED YARD , AND BIRDS , AN
D A BROOK - AND LOOK AT THIS PLACE ! $
ISN'T IT AWFUL ? $
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO FINISH DECORATING AND BUY ALL SORTS
 OF PAINTINGS AND HANG THEM ON THE WALLS . $
I WAS GOING TO HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS , AND GIVE PARTIES , AND
 HAVE PEOPLE OVER FOR TEA , AND DO ALL KINDS OF CHARITABLE W
ORK AND THINGS . $
BUT YOU 'RE RIGHT ! $
IT ALL TURNED OUT TO BE SO DULL AND BORING ! $
IF IT ISN'T TOO HOT , IT 'S RAINING , AND IF IT ISN'T RAININ
G IT 'S - SO DULL , AND BORING . $
OH . $
BUT IT 'S ALL SO SIMPLE , REALLY . $
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ? $
TO GO BACK AND START AGAIN ? $
WELL IT 'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME , DARLING . $
ANYTHING YOU WANT . $
I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT US UP THERE , EITHER . $
MY HUSBAND , YOUR MOTHER , ANY OF THEM . $
BECAUSE EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT . $
IT WILL . $
I 'LL DO EVERYTHING I CAN FOR YOU FROM NOW ON . $
I 'M SO EXCITED ! $
IT 'S SUCH A RELIEF ! $
TO LOVE , VANYA ! $
TO LOVE ! $
WHAT ? $
WHAT IS IT ? $
01 NOTHING . $
NOTHING , FOR CHRIST SAKE ! $
I MEAN IT 'S A VERY EXCITING IDEA AND ALL , BUT - $
LISTEN . $
NADYA . $
IF ANYTHING SHOULD HAPPEN TO ME , OR - $
02 HAPPEN TO YOU - $
01 ANYTHING ! $
IF THINGS DON'T WORK OUT , IF WE DON'T GET EVERYTHING WE WAN
T OR ... $
I KEEP THINKING MY MOTHER MIGHT TAKE CARE OF YOU . $
BUT THEN I THINK OF MY BIG - FAT - MOTHER , GOING OUT THERE
EVERY MORNING AND YELLING AT THE GARDNER AND THE POSTMAN , W
ITH THIS - THIS - POODLE CLUTCHED IN HER ARMS . $
AND SHE AND THIS POODLE YELLING AT EVERYONE ! $
MISERABLE LITTLE BEAST ... $
YAP ! $
YAP ! $
YAP ! $
IT 'S GOING TO RAIN ... $
I REMEMBER ONE TIME WHEN I WAS LITTLE I RAN OUTSIDE IN A STO
RM . $
WITH THIS LITTLE BLONDE GIRL FROM NEXT DOOR I REMEMBER . $
WE RAN ALL AROUND THROUGH THE GARDEN IN THE RAIN . $
LAUGHING OUR HEADS OFF . $
SOAKING WET . $
AND SUDDENLY THERE WAS THIS CRACK OF THUNDER . $
AND THIS LITTLE GIRL , SHE HELD - HELD ON TO ME , AS THOUGH
I WERE ALL THERE WAS . $
EVERYTHING . $
AND FRIGHTENED AS I WAS , I TOLD HER NOT TO BE FRIGHTENED ..
. $
WHERE DID ALL THAT GO ? $
IF ONLY YOU KNEW SOME OF THE THINGS I 'VE BEEN THINKING LATE
LY . $
IT 'S AS THOUGH YOU 'RE MY VICTIM , AND I 'VE ALREADY KILLED
 YOU . $
02 IF YOU KNEW SOME THINGS LATELY , PERHAPS YOU WOULD KILL M
E . $
01 WHEN I THINK OF WHAT 'S TRUE , NO MATTER WHAT , YOU 'RE A
LL I HAVE . $
EVERYTHING . $
BUT I 'M NOT SURE , YOU SEE . $
I - DO - NOT - KNOW . $
02 IN SCHOOL ONE DAY , A BUTTERFLY FLEW IN THE WINDOW . $
IT FLUTTERED ALL AROUND THE ROOM , GREEN AND GOLD . $
EVERY ONE STOPPED AND WATCHED IT , AND SECRETLY I KEPT HOPIN
G IT WOULD LAND ON MY DESK , MINE . $
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AND IT DID . $
BUT IT LANDED ON THE EDGE OF THE INKWELL AND CRAWLED AWAY ,
 LEAVING A TRAIL OF BLACK ... $
TODAY , WHEN I MET MARYA AT THE BEACH , WE WALKED OUT THROUG
H THE WATER . $
AND SHE STOOD THERE , BETWEEN ME AND KATYA , AS IF TO PROTEC
T HER DAUGHTER FROM THE WATER WASHING AROUND MY BODY . $
MINE . $
SO I RAN OUT THROUGH THE WAVES AND SWAM AS FAR AS I COULD .
$
UNTIL IT SEEMED AS IF I SAW EVERYTHING SO CLEARLY . $
HERE I 'VE BEEN THINKING I WAS SO YOUNG , AND BEAUTIFUL . $
WHY NOT ? $
I AM ME , AND THAT 'S ALL I HAVE ; WHY NOT . $
AND I THOUGHT ALL THE OTHER MEN ENVIED YOU . $
AND THAT EVERYONE ENVIED US BECAUSE WE WERE SO CLOSE , AND T
HERE WAS NOTHING TO HOLD US TOGETHER ... BUT OURSELVES . $
THEN , A MAN SAILED BY IN A BOAT , AND HE LOOKED AT ME . $
AND I LAY THERE IN THE WATER , AND LET HIM LOOK . $
AND SUDDENLY I THOUGHT : I 'M JUST ANOTHER WOMAN , THAT 'S A
LL . $
ANOTHER ... ORDINARY WOMAN . $
KIRILIN . $
HE MET US ON THE BEACH . $
AND HE WALKED BACK WITH US AND - OH , GOD , IF YOU ONLY KNEW
 ! $
BUT IT HAS BEEN SO LONG ! $
IT SEEMS AS IF I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG . $
WHAT ... $
WHAT 'S THE MATTER , VANYA ? $
... WHAT IS THE MATTER ? $
01 ALL RIGHT ! $
HERE . $
WHATEVER HAPPENS HAPPENS . $
02 WHAT IS IT ? $
01 TAKE IT ? $
02 VANYA ? $
01 I 'VE BEEN PUTTING IT OFF LONG ENOUGH AS IT IS ! $
02 ... HE 'S DEAD . $
01 IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME ! $
02 HELP ME . $
PLEASE . $
01 I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE BECAUSE I FELL IN LOVE WITH HIS WIFE
 ! $
AND DON'T FORGET ! $
YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH ME TOO ! $
02 VANYA ! $
PLEASE ! $
THEY 'RE SAYING TERRIBLE THINGS ABOUT ME ! $
I 'M GOING OUT OF MY MIND ! $
OH ... $
PLEASE . $
11 NADYEZHDA ? $
NADYEZHDA . $
IT IS ME , ATCHMIANOV . $
I AM ONLY PASSING BY . $
TO BE SEEING IF YOU WOULD BE GOING ALONE OR TOGETHER . $
TO THE PARTY , NO ? $
BUT I AM SEEING AND HEARING NOTHING OF WHAT IS HAPPENING TO
YOU NOW . $
NUH-THING, NO . $
SO YOU ARE GOING TO THE PARTY ALONE NOW , NO ? $
02 NO . $
11 HERE . $
HERE IS FOR YOU . $
02 NO THANK YOU . $
11 PLEASE . $
FOR NOTHING . $
THIS IS COMING TO MY SHOP , FROM PARIS . $
AND I AM SAYING TO MYSELF IN MY HEAD , THIS FOR NADYEZHDA IS
 SOOO BEAUTIFUL ! $
SOFT , LIKE THE SPRINGTIME , WITH FLOWERS . $
SO . $
MAYBE . $
YOU ARE WEARING IT TO THE PARTY . $
BECAUSE IT IS BEING SO MUCH ONLY FOR YOU . $
NO ? $
02 ANDRE WILL BE AROUND IN A FEW DAYS TO PAY YOU THE THREE-H
UNDRED RUBLES . $
I THINK THAT 'S HOW MUCH IT WAS , WASN'T IT ? $
11 PLEASE . $
I WOULD BE GIVING AGAIN THREE-HUNDRED MYSELF IF YOU WOULD NO
T BE SAYING THIS TO ME ALWAYS . $
WHY BE REPEATING ? $
AH . $
YOU ARE HAVING - A LITTLE SMILING NOW . $
MY AMERICAN ACCENT ALWAYS MAKES THE FUN FOR YOU . $
NO ? $
THIS IS GOOD . $
02 I WAS JUST THINKING OF SOMETHING . $
11 THIS IS GOOD , GOOD ! $
02 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING . $
11 SO , MAYBE I AM THINKING THAT SOMETIME , ALSO IN THIS DRE
SS , YOU WOULD BE GOING WITH ME FOR A LITTLE BOAT RIDING . $
THE TWO OF US ONLY TOGETHER , NO ? $
SOMETIME . $
IT IS COMING TO ME IN MY HEAD , SO , I AM THINKING IT . $
WHY NOT ? $
MAYBE . $
02 YOU FOOL . $
11 YOU ARE SAYING ? $
02 YOU - SILLY - LITTLE - FOOL . $
HOW EASY IT WOULD BE . $
11 MOST EASY ! $
YES ! $
YOU WOULD BE DOING THIS ? $
SOMETIME . $
MAYBE TONIGHT . $
BEING LATER ON , IN THE MOONLIGHT . $
02 IT 'S GOING TO RAIN . $
11 AH , WELL , THE RAIN , NOW , IS BEING WARM . $
SOON , IS BEING COLD , LIKE THE SNOW , AND ALWAYS FROZING .
$
02 ON THE BLACK SEA ? $
11 NO , NADYEZHDA . $
DEEP , IN THE EARTH , IS BEING COLD , ALWAYS , FOREVER ... $
SO , YOU ARE GOING TO THE PARTY ? $
YES ? $
02 WAIT ... $
DID YOU SAY FROM PARIS ? $
11 OH ! $
YES ! $
AND SOOO BEAUTIFUL ! $
02 WAIT FOR ME . $
I 'LL TRY IT ON . $
11 OH , NADYEZHDA , NO , MUST BEING SO CAREFUL . $
I AM GIVING YOU A SMALL ADVICE ? $
KIRILIN , HE IS SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU . $
02 I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS ABOUT ME . $
11 AH , BUT ME . $
I AM WAITING FOR YOU OUTSIDE , NO ? $
THE DRESS , IT IS FITTING YOU . $
I AM KNOWING YOUR SIZE , LIKE THAT , YES ? $
02 ALL RIGHT . $
I 'LL JUST BE A MOMENT . $
11 TAKING YOUR TIME ! $
I AM WAITING ! $
OH , THIS IS GOOD ! $
SO GOOD ! $
YES ! $
03 BY THEN THE ROAD HAD BECOME NO MORE THAN A LEDGE THROUGH
THE MOUNTAINS , WITH A SHEER CLIFF DROPPING OFF ON ONE SIDE
. $
IT SEEMED AS IF AT ANY MOMENT THE CARRIAGE MIGHT FLY OFF INT
O SPACE . $
SUDDENLY THE HORSES TURNED TO THE LEFT AND THE LADIES SCREAM
ED AGAIN . $
THEN , THE BLACK RIVER VALLEY CAME INTO VIEW . $
WHAT A MAGNIFICENT SIGHT . $
AS IF ALL NATURE HAD COME TOGETHER IN ONE PLACE . $
06 THAT 'S WHERE VON KOREN AND I WENT HUNTING THE OTHER MORN
ING . $
12 SHH ! $
03 I CATCH MY BREATH EVERY TIME I SEE IT . $
WELL , WE GALLOPED ON DOWN PAST KERBALAY'S INN TO THE CLEARI
NG WHERE THE THREE RIVERS MEET , BLACK , WHITE AND YELLOW .
$
AND THERE , SURROUNDED BY MOUNTAINS OF EVERY COLOUR , WE BUI
LT OUR FIRE FOR THE PICNIC . $
WHAT A TIME WE HAD . $
WE DIDN'T GET BACK UNTIL AFTER MIDNIGHT . $
I SHALL REMEMBER IT AS LONG AS I LIVE . $
09 BUT DOCTOR ? $
WHAT HAPPENED ? $
06 IS THAT ALL ? $
03 THAT 'S ENOUGH , ISN'T IT ? $
04 YOU GOT BACK ALL RIGHT IN THE DARK ? $
10 NO ONE FELL OFF THE CLIFF OR ANYTHING ? $
03 CERTAINLY NOT ! $
09 THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT OF TELLING THE STORY ? $
03 IT WASN'T A STORY ! $
IT WAS A PICNIC ! $
IT WAS A DAMN GOOD PICNIC , TOO ! $
01 ALEX ! $
03 HAVE A GOOD TIME . $
HELP YOURSELVES . $
ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THRILLS AND EXCITEMENT . $
ALWAYS LOOKING FOR HORRIBLE THINGS TO HAPPEN TO OTHER PEOPLE
 . $
JUST BEING ALIVE ISN'T ENOUGH ANY MORE . $
01 DID YOU GET IT ? $
03 SEE HERE , ANDRE . $
I DON'T WANT TO INTERFERE IN YOUR PRIVATE AFFAIRS . $
BUT WHY NOT LET NADYA GO FIRST ? $
01 WHAT COULD SHE DO UP THERE ? $
SHE CAN'T TALK TO MY MOTHER . $
03 WELL . $
WHAT IF I BORROW ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF YOU TO GO AT THE SAME TI
ME ? $
01 BUT I GAVE HER THE LETTER TONIGHT . $
IT 'S OVER , DON'T YOU SEE ? $
08 I DIDN'T MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD TRAVEL TOGETHER . $
05 LETTERS ! $
LETTERS ! $
03 I ONLY MEANT THAT YOU SHOULD LEAVE AT THE SAME TIME . $
05 WE 'RE PLAYING LETTERS . $
03 THANK YOU , MY DEAR . $
01 HOW CAN I DO THAT ? $
- THANKS . $
05 ANY LETTERS FOR THE POSTMAN TODAY ? $
01 NO , NO . $
03 NOT THIS TIME . $
01 LOOK , ONE OF US HAS TO STAY HERE . $
TO KEEP THE CREDITORS FROM SCREAMING . $
LISTEN , KATYA - $
05 AREN'T YOU GOING TO READ THEM ? $
03 ANDRE AND I ARE HAVING A TALK , DEAR . $
05 OH . $
LETTERS ! $
LETTERS ! $
01 LETTERS . $
MY GOD . $
03 NADYA MUST HAVE TAKEN THE NEWS VERY BADLY . $
01 IT WAS AWFUL . $
NOTHING WORKED OUT . $
I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ANY DINNER . $
03 I COULDN'T EAT MUCH MYSELF , AS IT TURNED OUT . $
I HAVE PLENTY OF FISH LEFT OVER . $
BOILED GREY MULLET , WITH MY SPECIAL POLISH SAUCE - $
01 HOW D' YOU EXPECT ME TO EAT AT A TIME LIKE THIS ? $
I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN FACE HER ANY MORE . $
IN FACT I - I THOUGHT I MIGHT TRY TO LEAVE HERE TOMORROW . $
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03 ON THE SAME BOAT WITH VON KOREN ? $
01 IT ISN'T HIS BOAT , IS IT ? $
03 YOU CAN'T DO THAT . $
01 DIDN'T YOU GET THE MONEY ? $
03 VANYA . $
YOU HAVE TO TAKE NADYA BACK WITH YOU . $
01 WHAT 'S SHE GOT TO GO BACK TO ? $
A DEAD HUSBAND ? $
NO HOME ? $
LISTEN , I 'LL SEND HER SOME MONEY , LATER ON . $
03 AND LEAVE HER HERE AS A RANSOM FOR YOUR DEBTS ? $
01 MY DEBTS ? $
SHE 'S RUN UP A BILL OF OVER SEVEN-HUNDRED RUBLES ! $
JUST FOR GROCERIES ! $
03 OH , VANYA . $
01 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND . $
03 I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY WELL - $
IT SEEMS SOMEONE WILL MARRY ME . $
IF I WAIT FOR HER TO GROW UP - $
WELL , SHE MUST HAVE MIXED US UP . $
THIS IS FOR YOU . $
MY BOY . $
YOU WANTED TO START A NEW LIFE . $
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE . $
YOU GO . $
AND YOU TAKE NADYA WITH YOU . $
DO RIGHT BY HER , AS YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD . $
AND I WILL VOUCH FOR YOU HERE , WITH YOUR CREDITORS , IF YOU
WILL VOUCH FOR YOURSELF . $
NOW I HAVE A HUNDRED AND TEN SO FAR - $
01 ONLY A HUNDRED AND TEN - ? $
03 I 'LL GET THE REST . $
I PROMISE YOU . $
AND I DON'T EVEN WANT YOU PROMISE TO PAY ME BACK . $
I SIMPLY EXPECT YOU TO DO THE RIGHT THING . $
IF YOU DON'T , YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO LIVE WITH YOURSELF -
YOURSELF , IVAN ANDREITCH - FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE . $
01 I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW A DOCTOR CAN HAVE NO MONEY . $
03 WHAT 'S THAT ! ? $
WELL . $
SOMETIMES I WONDER MYSELF . $
BUT PEOPLE IN THIS VILLAGE , ANDRE , OWE ME ABOUT SEVEN THOU
SAND RUBLES . $
AND I HAVE TO PAY MOST OF THAT BACK TO OTHER PEOPLE . $
01 YOU 'VE BEEN TALKING TO VON KOREN , HAVEN'T YOU ? $
HE PUT YOU UP TO THIS . $
03 VON KOREN RUINED MY DINNER , SIR , AND I AM NOT GOING TO
HAVE YOU SPOIL MY PARTY . $
NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO . $
ESPECIALLY VON KOREN . $
01 THEN WHY IS THIS ADDRESSED TO YOU ? $
LISTEN : I TRUST SOMEONE WILL NOT BE LEAVING HERE , AT LEAST
 BY HIMSELF . $
AND HERE ARE LITTLE MONKEY TAILS , HANGING OFF THE END OF EA
CH WORD . $
WELL HERE . $
LOOK AT IT . $
03 NO . $
THANK YOU . $
PERHAPS SOME DOCTORS DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY , SIR , BECAUSE TH
EY TRY TO HELP PEOPLE LIKE YOU . $
01 ALEX , I 'M SORRY , I 'M JUST SO UPSET . $
03 NOW THIS IS THE WAY IT IS . $
EITHER YOU TAKE HER WITH YOU , OR YOU SEND HER ON AHEAD , OR
 YOU GET NOTHING FROM ME , SIR . $
NOTHING . $
IS THAT CLEAR ? $
01 ALEXANDREITCH , PLEASE - $
03 THAT IS THAT . $
OH . $
HERE . $
APPARENTLY LITTLE KATYA PREFERS TO MARRY YOU WHEN SHE GROWS
UP . $
THOUGH I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY . $
02 THIS IS FOR YOU , ALEXEI ! $
03 THANK YOU ! $
11 YES , FOR YOU ! $
03 THANK YOU VERY MUCH ! $
02 IT IS IN HONOUR OF VON KOREN ! $
WE DO SO HATE TO SEE HIM GO . $
WE HAD ANOTHER BOTTLE BUT IT GOT LOST ALONG THE BEACH . $
11 YES , WE ARE STOPPING AND DRINKING IT , AT THE PAVILION .
 $
03 ORDERLY ! $
PUT THIS ON ICE . $
09 THEN GO TO SHESHKOVSKY'S AND BRING MORE CHAMPAGNE ! $
03 I HAVE PLENTY OF WINE ! $
09 TEN BOTTLES OF THE BEST ! $
03 OH , THAT 'S TOO MUCH . $
11 THEN BE CHARGING THEM TO ACCOUNT OF ATCHMIANOV ! $
09 STAY OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S AFFAIRS . $
BRING TWENTY BOTTLES , THIRTY BOTTLES AND TELL HIM THEY 'RE
FOR CHIEF KIRILIN . $
03 GO ON , THEN , GO AHEAD . $
02 WHHH ! $
I 'M STILL OUT OF BREATH . $
ATCHMIANOV WAS CHASING ME ALL OVER THE BEACH . $
11 YES ! $
I AM CHASING HER ! $
02 GOOD EVENING , DARLING . $
WE MISSED YOU AT THE PAVILION . $
AND , OF COURSE , I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE GOING TO BE HERE .
 $
01 YOU ... WHORE . $
02 ... WELL ... $
THANK YOU , DARLING ... $
VERY MUCH . $
01 ... I 'M SORRY ... $
I 'M TERRIBLY SORRY ... $
I 'M NOT MYSELF . $
04 I DO THINK WE 'D BETTER BE GOING , NIKI . $
KATYA ? $
05 MAY I HAVE ANOTHER HALF GLASS OF WINE , PLEASE ? $
04 NO . $
10 YES . $
04 BUT THAT MAKES A FULL GLASS ! $
10 YES . $
IT DOES . $
TWO HALF GLASSES MAKE ONE FULL GLASS . $
05 WOULDN'T YOU LIKE SOME WINE , NADYA ? $
03 OH , YES , BY ALL MEANS - $
05 ALEX MADE IT . $
IT 'S AWFULLY GOOD . $
AND YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT , TOO . $
THAT 'S A BEAUTIFUL DRESS . $
02 THANK YOU , KATERINA . $
11 IT IS COMING FROM PARIS ! $
05 PARDON ME , . $
PLEASE . $
04 KATYA ? $
05 IT 'S ALL RIGHT , MAMA . $
HE ISN'T HIMSELF ANYWAY . $
03 HERE YOU ARE , MY DEAR . $
COME SIT DOWN . $
BEAUTIFUL WEATHER TODAY ! $
A LITTLE WARM BUT - WELL , IT ISN'T RAINING AGAIN . $
THERE YOU ARE ! $
02 THANK YOU ... $
THE - THE SHIP IS COMING IN . $
WE SAW THE ROCKETS GOING UP ON THE HORIZON . $
AND THE LIGHT OF THE CUSTOMS BOAT GOING OUT . $
11 YES , YES , SOOO BEAUTIFUL ! $
02 THANK YOU , KATYA . $
06 GOOD EVENING , NADYA . $
04 DEAR DEACON ! $
YOU DIDN'T FINISH TELLING US ABOUT HUNTING ! $
06 OH . $
THE HUNTING ? $
WELL THERE WAS NOTHING TO IT , ACTUALLY . $
YOU KNOW HOW YOU MAKE PLANS AND PROMISES , AND THEN WHEN THE
 TIME COMES YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING ELSE . $
WELL . $
WHEN THE TIME CAME , IT WAS FIVE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING , AN
D I WANTED TO STAY IN BED ! $
NO , REALLY . $
WE TALKED ABOUT GOING HUNTING , BIG MEN , BANG , BANG , SHOO
TING OFF GUNS . $
IT SOUNDED WONDERFUL , THEN . $
BUT IT RAINED ALL NIGHT , TOO . $
SO I KEPT TURNING OVER AND SAYING , THANK THE LORD WE CAN'T
GO NOW ANYWAY . $
BUT I 'D NO SOONER GOT TO SLEEP WHEN HERE COMES VON KOREN ,
RUCKSACK ON HIS BACK , HUP ! - TWO-THREE-FOUR , KNOCKING ON
MY DOOR BEFORE DAWN . $
YOU 'RE NOT DRESSED , DEACON ! $
I TOLD YOU TO BE READY AT FIVE ! - TWO-THREE-FOUR . $
THE ROADS ARE FULL OF PUDDLES . $
WATER DRIPPING EVERYWHERE . $
I GOT MY BEST CASSOCK SOAKING WET . $
09 YOU WENT HUNTING ? $
IN A CASSOCK ? $
07 WITHOUT HIS CASSOCK , NOBODY WOULD KNOW WHAT HE IS . $
06 CASSOCKS ARE THE ONLY SPORTING CLOTHES I HAVE . $
I 'M JUST A POOR FISHER OF MEN , ALONG WITH A FEW OTHER INSI
GNIFICANT PEOPLE IN HISTORY . $
WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR KIND OF HUNTING , I DON'T KNOW A MUZZL
LE FROM A BUTT . $
04 HAHAHA ! $
06 ANYWAY , RAIN OR NOT , I 'VE JUST DECIDED I PROBABLY WON'
T GO AGAIN . $
WHO WANTS TO LEARN ABOUT SHOOTING THINGS ? $
I STUDIED THE HUMANITIES . $
I LEAVE KILLING TO THE SCIENTISTS . $
07 YOU NEEDN'T BE A SCIENTIST TO KNOW ABOUT FIRING GUNS . $
02 YES , AND LOVERS CAN KILL EACH OTHER WITHOUT EVEN USING G
UNS . $
07 IS THAT THE ANSWER ? $
A WORLD OF ROMEOS AD JULIETS LIVING ONLY FOR LOVE ? $
01 ROMEO WAS AN ANIMAL , THE SAME AS THE REST OF US . $
07 NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE TALKS ABOUT , YOU ALWAYS GET IT DOW
N TO THAT . $
01 WHY DON'T YOU STICK TO JELLYFISH , VON KOREN ? $
02 I DON'T KNOW HOW ANYONE CAN BE SERIOUSLY INTERESTED IN JE
LLYFISH WHEN MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING . $
07 I LEARN ABOUT PEOPLE BY DRAWING CONCLUSIONS FROM JELLYFIS
H . $
02 WELL , YOU CERTAINLY CAN'T LEARN MUCH ABOUT JELLYFISH WIT
H THEIR - CONCLUSIONS DRAWN FROM THEM . $
11 AH ! $
THIS IS GOOD , THIS IS GOOD ! $
10 SOME LADIES OUGHT NOT TO DRINK SO MUCH . $
02 SOME LADIES OUGHT NOT TO DO A LOT OF THINGS . $
IT MIGHT TURN THEM INTO WOMEN . $
DON'T YOU AGREE , MARYA ? $
04 WELL , I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT SCIENCE . $
ALL I KNOW IS MR VON KOREN CAME DOWN HERE THIS SUMMER TO LEA
RN ABOUT SPASMS . $
07 PROTOPLASM , MARYA NIKODIMOVNA ! $
02 IT LOOKS LIKE A JELLYFISH ? $
I THOUGHT IT WAS MORE LIKE AN OYSTER . $
07 IT PROBABLY CONTAINS THE SECRET OF LIFE ON EARTH . $
02 ... YOU ARE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS , AREN'T YOU ? $
#39 $
07 IT COULD MEAN THE GREATEST IMAGINABLE IMPROVEMENTS IN MAN
KIND . $
AFTER MY WORK THIS SUMMER , I AM CONVINCED OF THAT . $
HOWEVER , IN MY OWN LIFETIME , NO MAJOR NEW ADVANCES CAN BE
MADE . $
SO I WILL NEVER KNOW THE END OF IT . $
NEVER KNOW THE RESULTS . $
02 WHY NOT ? $
07 I DON'T HAVE THE EQUIPMENT . $
NOBODY DOES . $
IT HASN'T YET BEEN CREATED . $
THE LABORATORIES , THE FANTASTIC MICROSCOPES - YOU 'RE NOT I
NTERESTED . $
02 I 'M SORRY . $
05 NADYA ? $
WE WERE PLAYING POST OFFICE . $
02 OH . $
05 ANY LETTERS FOR THE POSTMAN TODAY ? $
04 FINISH YOUR WINE , DEAR . $
02 THANK YOU , KATYA . $
05 WELL , I AM GLAD YOU 'RE HERE . $
ANDRE SAID YOU WERE TOO ILL TO COME TO THE PARTY . $
02 IN A WAY , HE WAS RIGHT . $
ANDRE ALSO GAVE ME A LETTER TODAY . $
ONLY THAT LETTER WAS DATED TWO WEEKS AGO . $
05 I 'M NOT SURPRISED . $
02 PERHAPS HE THOUGHT THE LONGER HE KEPT THE LETTER FROM ME
THE LESS PAINFUL IT MIGHT BE . $
YOU SEE , IT WAS A LETTER FROM A LAWYER , TELLING ME THAT MY
 HUSBAND , IN SAINT PETERSBURG IS DEAD . $
06 GOD REST HIS SOUL IN PEACE . $
04 DEAD ? $
YOUR HUSBAND ? $
OH , DARLING ! $
I AM SIMPLY OVERCOME WITH EMOTION ! $
WE ARE PUT UPON THIS EARTH FOR BUT A LITTLE WHILE AND NO MAN
 KNOWETH WHEN HIS TIME COMETH SO WE MUST COUNT OUR BLESSINGS
 WHILE WE MAY ! $
OH , IT 'S A TERRIBLE THING , BUT WE MUST ALWAYS TAKE THE GO
OD WITH THE BAD , AND IF YOUR HUSBAND WAS THE FINE , UPSTAND
ING MAN YOU SAY HE WAS , HE MIGHT BE NEEDED MORE UP THERE TH
AN DOWN HERE . $
SO NOW YOU MUST COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS . $
WHEN ? $
WHEN DO YOU THINK YOU 'LL BE MARRIED ? $
10 MARYA , PLEASE - $
04 DON'T SAY A WORD , NIKI - THE DEAR DEACON GATHERED HERE T
OGETHER WITH US - $
NOW , FROM THIS DAY FORWARD , YOU CAN HOLD UP YOUR HEAD AND
LOOK THE WHOLE WORLD IN THE FACE . $
NIKI AND I ARE SO FOND OF YOU AND YOU MUST LET US BLESS YOUR
 LAWFUL , HOLY UNION . $
WHEN ? $
WHEN WILL IT BE ? $
02 I HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT . $
04 THAT 'S NOT TRUE , DARLING . $
02 WHY SHOULD WE MARRY ? $
IT ISN'T NECESSARY , IS IT ? $
04 WHAT 'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? $
02 EITHER WE 'LL GO ON AS WE HAVE , OR WE WON'T . $
04 WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD IS SHE TALKING ABOUT ? $
02 MARRYING MIGHT MAKE THINGS WORSE . $
FOR ONE THING , WE MAY LOSE THE FREEDOM TO DO WHATEVER WE PL
EASE . $
04 BUT YOU 'VE GO TO SETTLE DOWN ! $
02 I HAVEN'T STARTED TO LIVE , AND YOU TELL ME TO SETTLE DOW
N . $
I GOT OUT OF SCHOOL . $
I MARRIED A MAN I DIDN'T LOVE . $
THEN I CAME DOWN HERE WITH VANYA AND WE 'VE WASTED THE WHOLE
 TIME WISHING THINGS WERE DIFFERENT . $
DO YOU CALL THAT LIVING ? $
04 GOD HIMSELF IS TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO AND YOU AREN'T LIST
ENING ! $
YOU 'VE GOT TO GET MARRIED ! $
NOW ! $
BOTH OF YOU ! $
02 MARYA . $
IF ANDRE LAEVSKY GOT DOWN ON HIS KNEES RIGHT NOW AND BEGGED
ME TO MARRY HIM , I WOULD TELL - ANDRE - LAEVSKY - NO ! $
03 ANDRE ! $
FOR GOD'S SAKE ! $
NIKI , GET HIS OTHER ARM THERE ! $
HOLD UP HIS HEAD ! $
ORDERLY ! ! $
SOMEBODY GET A GLASS OF WATER ! $
ANDRE ! $
01 LET ME ALONE - $
LEAVE ME ALONE !! $
04 I DO THINK WE 'D BETTER BE GOING . $
10 YOU AND KATYA GO ALONG . $
I HAVE TO SPEAK TO THE DOCTOR ABOUT SOMETHING . $
02 ... VANYA ? $
03 LEAVE HIM TO HIMSELF A MOMENT , MY DEAR . $
THESE THINGS HAPPEN . $
02 BUT WHAT IS IT ? $
03 PRESSURE , NERVES , WHAT HAVE YOU . $
HE 'LL BE ALL RIGHT IN A MOMENT . $
JUST LEAVE HIM TO HIMSELF . $
02 ... VANYA ? $
WILL YOU COME HOME ? $
01 NO . $
THERE 'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO DO . $
IT 'S ALL ARRANGED . $
02 YOU AREN'T GOING TO PLAY CARDS NOW , ARE YOU ? $
01 PERHAPS ILYA MIKHALITCH WILL WALK YOU HOME . $
09 YES . $
MY PLEASURE . $
01 I 'LL SAY GOODNIGHT NOW . $
I 'VE REALLY GOT TO GO . $
03 STAY , MY BOY . $
LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT YOU . $
01 NO . $
I JUST HAD A LITTLE PAIN IN MY HEAD AND I 'M FINE NOW , JUST
 FINE . $
GOODNIGHT , THANK YOU , I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME . $
GOODNIGHT . $
09 MADAM ? $
11 NADYEZHDA - $
02 YES . $
GOODNIGHT . $
ALEX . $
I 'M SORRY . $
03 YES , WELL , MY DEAR . $
09 GOODNIGHT , DOCTOR . $
THANK YOU . $
03 GOODNIGHT , KIRILIN . $
11 I TOO MUST ALSO BE GOING , THANKING YOU SO MUCH - $
03 I HARDLY HAD A CHANCE TO SPEAK WITH YOU . $
STAY AND JOIN US FOR A DRINK . $
11 NO , THANKING YOU , BEING FOR THE PARTY , AND - DOCTOR ,
I AM HAVING VERY MUCH TO BE GOING ! $
GOODNIGHT ! $
07 YOU DIDN'T GIVE HIM THE MONEY , DID YOU ? $
03 NO . $
07 DID HE AGREE TO TAKE HER WITH HIM , OR WHAT ? $
03 I DID NOT GIVE HIM THE MONEY , SIR ! $
YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED ! $
07 YES , THAT 'S HOW IT IS WITH THE JAPANESE MONKEYS . $
THEY KNOW WHAT EVERYONE THINKS OF THEM . $
BUT THEY FORCE THEMSELVES ON YOU ANYWAY . $
THEN THEY PUT ON A PUBLIC EXHIBITION . $
10 ALEX , I JUST WANTED TO SAY I DID GO OVER AND TELL NATYA
SHE AND ANDRE WERE INVITED . $
03 YES , YES . $
HAVE A DRINK , NIKI . $
07 I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE NEED OF PEOPLE TO EXHIBIT THEMSELV
ES . $
THAT 'S ALL HE WAS DOING , YOU KNOW . $
AND SHE 'S NOT EVEN REMOTELY INTERESTED IN SCIENCE . $
03 YOU HATE HIM , SO NOW YOU 'RE TAKING IT OUT ON HER . $
07 WHY NOT ? $
SOCIETY LOOKS TO SCIENCE . $
WE 'VE GOT TO POINT OUT THE DANGERS TO IT , AND GENERATIONS
TO COME , BECAUSE OF WOMEN LIKE NADYEZHDA IVANOVNA . $
03 FEDEROVNA . $
WHAT SHOULD WE DO , DROWN HER ? $
07 SHE SHOULD 'VE BEEN TAKEN BACK TO HER HUSBAND UNDER ARMED
 GUARD IF NECESSARY . $
10 NADYA ? $
BUT HER HUSBAND IS DEAD ! $
06 OH , YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING . $
STAND UP AND COME TO ATTENTION . $
THE NEW WORLD ORDER IS ABOUT TO BEGIN . $
HUP ! TWO-THREE-FOUR , THE STRONG ARE ABOUT TO DO AWAY WITH
THE WEAK ! $
THE SAME WAY THEY CRUCIFIED JESUS CHRIST . $
07 THE FACT IS . $
HE WAS NOT CRUCIFIED BY THE STRONG , BUT BY THE WEAK . $
HE STARTED A NEW CODE OF MORAL CONTROL IN A CORRUPT SOCIETY
. $
AND IT WAS THE CORRUPT AND WEAK WHO CRUCIFIED HIM , JUST AS
THEY WILL GO ON CRUCIFYING THEIR CHRISTS AS LONG AS THEY ARE
 ALLOWED . $
OBVIOUSLY , THE CODE OF MORAL CONTROL THAT HE STARTED AS VIR
TUALLY RUN ITS COURSE , AND THE WEAK ARE AGAIN BEING ALLOWED
 TO MULTIPLY UNTIL THEY OUTNUMBER THE STRONG . $
03 AND YOU WILL BE THE NEXT MESSIAH . $
07 WHAT ? $
03 HOW IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU GOING TO GO ABOUT SEPARATING TH
E WEAK FROM THE STRONG ? $
07 ALEXEI . $
TUBERCULOSIS AND LEPROSY ARE KNOWN BY SYMPTOMS , AND INSANIT
Y AND IMMORALITY BY ACTIONS . $
ADD TO THIS THE PHYSICALLY DEFECTIVE . $
THEY ARE ALL VIOLATIONS OF THE NORM . $
AND DEVIATES OF ANY KIND TEND TO MULTIPLY THEMSELVES MORE TH
AN ANYONE ELSE . $
SO THEY OUGHT TO BE FERRETED OUT AND ISOLATED TO PREVENT FUR
THER CONTAMINATION . $
10 BUT WHERE WOULD YOU DRAW THE LINE ? $
SUPPOSE YOU MADE MISTAKES ? $
07 WHY WORRY ABOUT GETTING YOUR FEET WET WHEN YOU 'RE THREAT
ENED BY A FLOOD ? $
10 THAT 'S QUITE A PHILOSOPHY . $
07 IT ISN'T UNUSUAL . $
IT IS NATURE'S OWN METHOD OF DOING THINGS OR NONE OF US WOUL
D HAVE SURVIVED UNTIL NOW . $
AND AS INTELLIGENT HUMAN BEINGS , RATHER THAN FIGHTING AGAIN
ST IT , WE OUGHT TO BE HELPING IT OUT . $
06 OH MY GOD ! $
WHERE IS IT ? $
03 RIGHT OUT THERE . $
BEHIND THE KITCHEN . $
06 NO - NO - NO MY HAT ! $
WHERE 'S MY HAT ? $
03 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR YOUR HAT . $
JUST GO . $
#40 $
06 IT 'S MIDNIGHT ! $
I 'VE GOT TO RING THE CHURCH BELL ! $
03 OH MY GOD . $
WHERE 'S HIS HAT ? $
10 I 'M SURE KATYA DIDN'T TAKE IT WITH HER - VON KOREN . $
I 'VE KNOWN YOU ALL SUMMER , AND I 'VE NEVER HEARD YOU TALK
LIKE THIS . $
03 WHY THE DEVIL DO YOU NEED A HAT TO RING THE CHURCH BELL ?
 $
07 HE DOESN'T WANT GOD TO SEE HIM IMPROPERLY DRESSED . $
BESIDES , IT 'S HIS ONLY OFFICIAL DUTY . $
IN A DECENT PARISH , THAT 'S ALL THEY 'D LET HIM DO , AND A
QUALIFIED PRIEST WOULD BE SAYING THE SUNDAY MASS . $
10 HERE . $
HERE IT IS . $
03 HOW DID IT GET THERE ? $
10 MY DAUGHTER HIDES THINGS LIKE A SQUIRREL . $
07 AND , DEACON , PUT ON SOMETHING MORE APPROPRIATE TO GO HU
NTING IN THIS TIME . $
06 YES , I REALLY OUGHT TO GO WITH YOU ! $
AND WHEN WE GET OUT THERE IN THE MOUNTAINS TOMORROW MORNING
, I OUGHT TO TAKE A PAGE FROM YOUR PHILOSOPHY ! $
AND CONVERT YOU ! $
AT THE POINT OF A GUN ! $
OH , WELL . $
10 I 'M SORRY . $
03 NEVER MIND , GENTLEMEN . $
THE ORDERLY WILL PICK THOSE UP . $
06 OH . $
YES - $
YES ! $
AT THE POINT OF A GUN ! $
03 OH , WHAT AN AWFUL DINNER . $
WHAT A MISERABLE PARTY . $
WHAT A TERRIBLE DAY . $
I PLANNED A PEACEFUL , PLEASANT EVENING BECAUSE OF YOU . $
AND NOW NEARLY EVERYONE IS UP IN ARMS BECAUSE OF YOU . $
07 BECAUSE I AM COMPLETELY TRUTHFUL AND SAY EXACTLY WHAT I T
HINK ? $
08 HE DIDN'T HAVE THIRTY BOTTLES OF CHAMPAGNE . $
03 THAT 'S ALL RIGHT , MY BOY , JUST PUT IT OUT IN THE KITCH
EN . $
07 IT IS 1891 , DOCTOR . $
A NEW CENTURY IS ABOUT TO BEGIN . $
IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE ONLY THE BEST SURVIVE , A WORLD UNDIVI
DED BY RACES AND CLASSES , A WORLD OF SUPERIOR MEN . $
10 BUT IT EVERYBODY IS SUPPOSED TO BE SO SUPERIOR AND SO ON
- $
03 YES . $
THEN WHO THE DEVIL IS GOING TO CARRY THE CHAMPAGNE ? $
WHAT 'RE YOU GAPING AT , YOU HYENA ? $
CAN'T YOU SEE THE PARTY 'S OVER ? $
PUT IT IN THE KITCHEN ! $
08 YES , YOUR EXCELLENCY , SIR ! $
03 VON KOREN . $
SUPPOSE THE GOVERNMENT , OR SOCIETY , OR EVEN CIVILISATION I
TSELF GAVE YOU THE JOB OF GETTING RID OF LAEVSKY AND HIS KIN
D . $
ALL OF THEM . $
YOU COULDN'T DO IT , SIR . $
YOU COULD NOT DO IT . $
07 DOCTOR ? $
... MY HAND ... WOULD NOT TREMBLE ... $
03 ... THE ORDERLY HAS MADE UP YOUR BED . $
TOMORROW HE WILL HELP YOU TAKE YOUR LUGGAGE TO THE SHIP . $
AS FOR ME ? $
I DO NOT WISH TO BE DISTURBED . $
BUT LET ME TELL YOU SIR . $
IF WE ARE GOING TO START DROWNING , AND HANGING , AND EXTERM
INATING PEOPLE ! $
THEN TO HELL WITH CIVILISATION ! $
TO HELL WITH HUMANITY ! $
AND TO HELL WITH YOU , SIR !! $
10 NO ONE WILL EVER LISTEN TO THE KIND OF THINGS YOU SAID TO
NIGHT . $
NEVER . $
01 WHERE 'S ALEX ? $
07 WELL . $
THE MAN HIMSELF . $
HOW DO YOU FEEL AFTER YOUR PERFORMANCE TONIGHT ? $
01 FINE , IT WAS NOTHING , JUST A LITTLE PAIN IN MY SIDE HER
E . $
THESE ARE DIFFICULT TIMES WE LIVE IN - ALEX ! ? $
07 HE 'S GONE TO BED . $
UNTIL TONIGHT I THOUGHT ONLY WOMEN HAD HYSTERICS . $
01 ACTUALLY THERE ARE SOME VERY BASIC REASONS FOR IT . $
I HAVEN'T BEEN FEELING TOO WELL LATELY . $
07 PERHAPS IT WAS ONLY A TOUCH OF DELIRIUM TREMENS . $
01 THERE 'S THIS INCESSANT POVERTY - OF CULTURE AROUND HERE
AND - ALEX ! $
07 YOU 'RE DOING THE GOVERNMENT A REAL FAVOUR BEING HERE , A
REN'T YOU , GOING TO WORK ONLY ON PAYDAY . $
01 WELL . $
YOU MIGHT SAY IT 'S ALMOST THE SAME SITUATION AS BEING IN TH
E FOREIGN SERVICE . $
07 YES . $
YOUR SITUATION IS QUITE HOPELESS . $
01 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY SITUATION ? $
07 YOU WERE JUST TELLING ME ABOUT IT YOURSELF . $
FUTHERMORE , YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALWAYS SO DAMNED CONCERNED FOR
 YOU . $
01 WHAT FRIENDS ? $
07 THE DOCTOR , AMONG OTHERS . $
ALL DAY LONG I HEAR NOTHING BUT LAEVSKY THIS , LAEVSKY THAT
 . $
01 I 'LL HAVE TO ASK ALEX AND MY OTHER FRIENDS NOT TO BE SO
DAMNED CONCERNED FOR ME . $
07 YES , TELL THEM YOU 'RE REALLY NOT WORTH IT . $
01 SHUT UP , YOU GERMAN MONKEY . $
03 GENTLEMEN , IT IS LATE . $
01 ALEX , JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE ASKS YOUR HELP IN A PRIVATE M
ATTER DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO VIOLATE HIS CONFIDENCE .
 $
03 WHAT ? $
10 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED HELP , ANDRE . $
HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED ? $
01 WHAT IS THIS ? $
WHAT 'VE YOU BEEN DOING , ALEX , SPREADING THE WORD DOWN EVE
RY ALLEY I 'M IN A HOPELESS SITUATION ? $
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HELP , DON'T OFFER . $
03 WHO CAME TO WHOM - ? $
01 I CAN'T STAND THE KIND OF PATRONISING CHARITY THAT GIVES
A POUND OF GOSSIP FOR EVERY OUNCE OF GIVING ! $
10 I 'M SORRY , I ONLY WANTED TO HELP , TOO . $
01 THIS INCESSANT MOANING OVER EVERYTHING ANYBODY DOES IS IN
SULTING TO HUMAN DIGNITY ! $
AND I WISH THESE SELF-APPOINTED SPIES WOULD STOP SNOOPING IN
TO EVERYTHING I DO ! $
03 I AM A RUSSIAN DOCTOR OF MEDICINE , SIR ! $
A COUNCILLOR OF STATE FROM A FINE RUSSIAN FAMILY ! $
AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN A SPY ! $
06 I DECIDED TO COME BACK . $
CERTAIN PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD NEED VERY BADLY TO BE SAVED . $
WHAT A CONQUEST YOU WOULD BE . $
10 IT IS RAINING ? $
06 NO . $
BUT I HAVE FAITH . $
MY UNCLE HAS SO MUCH FAITH THAT WHEN HE PRAYS FOR RAIN , HE
CARRIES AN UMBRELLA AND WEARS A RAINCOAT . $
07 DOES HE MAKE IT RAIN ? $
06 NO . $
GOD DOES . $
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT . $
SO I BROUGHT MINE ALONG JUST IN CASE . $
01 ALEX - $
03 YOU WILL OBLIGE ME BY TAKING BACK WHAT YOU SAID . $
06 WHAT ? $
01 I 'M SORRY , ALEX , BUT I 'M SO UPSET . $
I LOST TONIGHT , I LOST THE LITTLE MONEY I HAD . $
06 WHAT DID HE SAY ? $
01 I CAN'T TALK TO YOU WITH VON KOREN HERE ! $
03 IT MAY INTEREST YOU TO KNOW , SIR , THAT I BORROWED A HUN
DRED RUBLES FROM VON KOREN HIMSELF TODAY . $
IT ISN'T THE FIRST TIME HE HAS LENT ME MONEY FOR YOU , AND T
HE OTHER TEN I GOT FROM THE DEACON HERE . $
01 ALL RIGHT , KEEP YOUR MONEY . $
KEEP IT ! $
ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU LEAVE ME ALONE . $
I 'M NOT A CHILD ! $
I HAVEN'T LOST MY MIND ! $
I KNOW WHAT I 'M DOING ! $
07 DO YOU ? $
01 IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE I 'LL KILL YOU ! $
07 GET HIM OUT OF HERE , ALEX , BEFORE HE BITES ME . $
OR I 'LL THROW HIM OUT MYSELF . $
03 NOW SEE WHAT YOU 'VE DONE . $
HERE I 'VE TRIED MY BEST TO GET THE TWO OF YOU TOGETHER AGAI
N , AND - $
10 OH MY GOD - $
01 GET OUT OF MY WAY ! $
LET GO OF ME ! $
10 ANDREITCH DON'T BE A FOOL ! $
06 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND ? $
01 ALL RIGHT ! $
... JUST LEAVE ME ALONE , ALL OF YOU . $
THAT ISN'T ASKING TOO MUCH , IS IT ? $
07 LAEVSKY ? $
I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE . $
01 WHAT CHALLENGE ? $
03 MY DEAR , GOOD FRIENDS . $
07 APPARENTLY YOU WANT TO AMUSE YOURSELF WITH A LITTLE DUEL
BEFORE I LEAVE ? $
03 WE LOST OUR HEADS, THAT 'S ALL . $
07 I SHALL BE HAPPY TO DO YOU THE HONOUR . $
03 THAT IS ALL , MY FRIENDS ! $
01 A DUEL ? $
06 YES , WHAT A STUPID OLD-FASHIONED CUSTOM . $
07 I DON'T HAVE TO BE TOLD IT 'S AN ANCIENT CUSTOM ! $
03 THEN WHAT 'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? $
07 HE WANTS TO PLAY WITH GUNS - ! ? $
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10 JUST APOLOGISE , ANDRE ; YOU CAN'T GO AROUND SHOOTING AT
EACH OTHER . $
03 YOU ARE BOTH EXCEPTIONALLY INTELLIGENT MEN . $
07 TOMORROW MORNING . $
SIX O'CLOCK . $
AT THE CLEARING NEAR KERBALAY'S INN . $
06 YOU WANT TO GO OUT TO THAT BEAUTIFUL PLACE - $
03 HE CAN'T EVEN FIRE A GUN . $
10 NOTHING WAS EVER SETTLED BY FIGHTING . $
01 WHY NOT , THEN ? $
WHY THE HELL NOT ? $
10 DOCTOR , WE 'VE GOT TO STOP THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL . $
03 I DON'T SEE WHY WHAT 'S HAPPENED SHOULD BE ANY REASON TO
FIGHT . $
06 YOU 'RE A COUPLE OF ANIMALS THAT 'S WHAT YOU ARE - ANIMAL
S ! $
IMAGINE A GOD CREATING SOMETHING LIKE YOU . $
07 WE WILL NEED YOUR PISTOLS , DOCTOR . $
IN FACT , WE 'LL NEED A DOCTOR . $
IT IS PART OF THE FORMALITY . $
03 GO AND ASK USTIMOVITCH THEN . $
I DON'T KNOW THE RULES OF DUELLING , DAMN IT , AND I DON'T W
ANT TO KNOW THEM . $
07 IT 'S VERY SIMPLE , DOCTOR . $
BACK TO BACK , TEN OR FIFTEEN PACES , AND FIRE WHEN THE FLAG
 FALLS . $
EVEN LAEVSKY CAN TELL YOU THAT . $
THERE 'S A DESCRIPTION OF A DUEL IN TOLSTOY , ISN'T THERE LA
EVSKY ? $
03 HE WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW IF HIS GUN WERE LOADED ! $
01 OH , YES , I WOULD . $
06 LISTEN , I 'VE BEEN THINKING . $
I 'M SURE IT 'S TEN PACES , AND YOU FIRE ON THE COUNT OF THR
EE . $
IT 'S IN PUSHKIN . $
10 IN TURGENEV IT 'S TWENTY PACES . $
07 DEACON ? $
06 NO , I 'M SURE OF IT . $
07 I TRUST YOU 'LL COME OUT WITH ME . $
06 WHAT ? $
OUT THERE ! ? $
I 'M IN A STATE OF GRACE . $
WHAT WOULD MY UNCLE SAY IF HE KNEW I WENT TO A DUEL ? $
HE 'D THINK I WAS A SECOND OR SOMETHING . $
07 THAT 'S WHAT I HAD IN MIND . $
06 I CAN'T BE A WITNESS TO A HEATHEN SPECTACLE ! $
07 VERY WELL . $
GOVOROVSKY AND BOYKO WILL BE SECONDS , AND I WILL SPEAK TO U
STIMOVITCH . $
LAEVSKY ? $
01 ... NIKI ? $
10 I CAN'T DO IT , ANDRE . $
MARYA WOULD NEVER FORGIVE ME . $
01 I 'LL GET SHESKOVSKY AND - SOMEBODY ELSE , THEN . $
10 WHAT ARE WE SAYING ? $
WE 'RE TALKING AS IF THEY 'RE GOING THROUGH WITH THIS . $
06 YES , IMAGINE A DUEL IN THIS DAY AND AGE . $
I 'M GOING TO WRITE TO MY UNCLE ABOUT THIS . $
HE ENJOYS A FUNNY STORY . $
01 DON'T WORRY . $
I 'LL JUST SHOOT HIM IN THE FOOT , AND LET HIM DRAG HIMSELF
BACK TO MOSCOW LIKE A BUG WITH A BROKEN LEG . $
03 THAT 'S RIGHT , LET 'S TALK THIS OUT , GENTLEMEN . $
IT MAY VERY WELL BE THAT FATE IS AT LAST BRINGING THE TWO OF
 YOU TOGETHER AGAIN THROUGH THIS CONFRONTATION . $
06 RIGHT . $
NOTHING BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER LIKE A CATASTROPHE . $
10 BUT WHAT IF IT BRINGS THEM TOGETHER IN THEIR GRAVES ? $
03 OH , NOW , NIKI - $
10 WHAT IF THEY KILL EACH OTHER ? $
03 IT 'S PERFECTLY CLEAR . $
VANYA LAEVSKY KNOWS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT WEAPONS . $
KOLYA VON KORDEN KNOWS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT DUELS . $
TEN OR FIFTEEN PACES . A DESCRIPTION IN TOLSTOY - HAHAHA ! $
THE FACT IS , THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE ANY DUEL . $
HOWEVER , I SINCERELY BELIEVE THAT YOU MAY BOTH LEARN THROUG
H THIS EXPERIENCE TO APPRECIATE EACH OTHER'S FINE QUALITIES
AS HUMAN BEINGS AND START ALL OVER AGAIN . $
NOW . $
LET US FORGET OUR DIFFERENCES AND HAVE A DRINK TO PEACE . $
07 JUST A MOMENT . $
THIS IS NOT A MOCKERY , DOCTOR . $
OR A JOKE , DEACON . $
OR A MEANS FOR MORE DISSEMBLING , LAEVSKY . $
YOU SAY DUELS ARE OUT OF DATE . $
YOU THINK THERE 'S NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FORMAL FIGHT AND
 A DRUNKEN BAR-ROOM BRAWL . $
WE OUGHT TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER INSTEAD OF MAKING WAR . $
WE SCREAM ABOUT LOOTING , SAVAGERY , ATROCITIES , BROTHER KI
LLING BROTHER , WE CAN'T EVEN STAND THE SIGHT OF BLOOD WE SA
Y . $
BUT LET ONE COUNTRY CONFRONT ANOTHER AND SUDDENLY WE 'RE FUL
L OF RESENTMENT , EXCITEMENT , SHOUTING HURRAH AND RUSHING A
GAINST THE ENEMY WHILE THE REST OF THE WORLD APPLAUDS . $
YOU , DEACON . $
IN A STATE OF GRACE ? $
YOU 'LL BE IN THERE BLESSING OUR WEAPONS AND PRAYING FOR US
TO MURDER MORE THAN THE REST , WHILE THE DOCTOR IS UP TO HIS
 WAIST IN BLOOD HOPING FOR THE SAME , AND LAEVSKY IS FRANTIC
ALLY SEARCHING FOR SOME WAY TO TRY TO GET OUT OF IT ALL . $
NO . $
WE ARE GOING OUT THERE TOMORROW MORNING GENTLEMEN AND NOTHIN
G WILL STOP US NOW . $
THERE IS A FORCE IN US FAR STRONGER THAN REASON , GENTLEMEN
. $
WE CAN'T STOP IT ANY MORE THAN WE CAN STOP STORM CLOUDS ROLL
ING IN FROM THE SEA . $
SO DON'T SAY AH , IT 'S STUPID , BENEATH HUMAN DIGNITY , INT
ELLIGENCE , IT CAN'T HAPPEN ANYMORE . $
BECAUSE IT WILL ! $
AND IF IT 'S GOING TO DESTROY THE CORRUPT AND SECOND-RATE AM
ONG US , DON'T TRY TO MAKE LESS OF IT THAN IT IS ! $
01 TALK , TALK . $
THE SAME WAY HE RAVES ABOUT HIS GREAT CRUSADE , HIS MIGHTY E
XPEDITION . $
BUT , OH , IT ISN'T JUST TALK . $
HE 'LL GET SOMEWHERE ALL RIGHT . $
OUT THERE IN THE WILDERNESS , ON MOONLIT NIGHTS , WITH HIS E
XHAUSTED MEN AROUND HIM , HE 'LL LIE AWAKE AND DREAM OF GREA
TER THINGS TO COME . $
AND WHEN HE RETURNS , HE 'LL START HIS OWN FOLLOWING AND THE
N TYRANNY WILL TAKE OVER SCIENCE THE SAME AS IT 'S TAKEN OVE
R WAR . $
AND THEN HE 'LL TAKE OVER THAT . $
I CAN SEE IT NOW . $
TROOPS OF STUPID INCOMPETENTS , SALUTING HIM AS THEY PASS !
$
BUT HE 'LL DROWN HALF OF THEM TO CROSS HIS RIVER ON A BRIDGE
 OF HUMAN CORPSES . $
HE 'LL BREAK THEM BY DISCIPLINE , MAKE THEM MARCH TO THE TUN
E OF THE BUGLE AND DRUM . $
HE 'LL APPOINT SUPER SPECIAL INCOMPETENTS TO MAKE THEM CO-OP
ERATE , AND ORDER ANYONE SHOT WHO WON'T SUBMIT . $
THE REST HE 'LL SEND TO LABOUR CAMPS , OR SIMPLY EXTERMINATE
 , AND ALL THIS IN THE NAME OF IMPROVING THE RACE ! $
AND WHAT IS THIS RACE HE DREAMS OF ? $
ILLUSION . $
TYRANTS HAVE ALWAYS SUFFERED THE SAME THING . $
BUT DON'T UNDERESTIMATE HIS IMPORTANCE ! $
TOMORROW THE WORLD WILL BE RUN BY PEOPLE LIKE HIM ! $
AND WE WILL BE THE ONES WHO PUT HIM IN POWER ! $
07 SUCH SERIOUS FACES , GENTLEMEN . $
IN THE MORNING , THEN . $
DON'T WORRY . $
MR LAEVSKY IS GOING TO BE HUMANITARIAN AND FIRE IN THE AIR .
 $
IN WHICH CASE I MAY NOT EVEN BOTHER TO SHOOT . $
10 WHAT 'S THE SENTENCE FOR DUELLING AND SO ON ? $
03 THE SAME AS FOR MURDER , WHAT ELSE ? $
EVEN IF YOU DON'T KILL ANYBODY , YOU CAN STILL BE SENT TO PR
ISON . $
07 YOU WEREN'T PLANNING TO REPORT US ? $
WE ARE GENTLEMEN . $
06 WHY SHOULD YOU BE REPORTED IF NOTHING 'S GOING TO HAPPEN
? $
07 LAEVSKY NEEDS TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON . $
HE PROBABLY WON'T SHOW UP . $
THAT WILL BE SUFFICIENT . $
I ONLY HOPE THE WEATHER DOESN'T INTERFERE . $
03 I HOPE TO GOD IT DOES ! $
BUT DON'T BOTHER ME ABOUT IT , I 'VE DONE EVERYTHING I COULD
 , AND YOU 'RE A COUPLE OF FOOLS ! $
ABSOLUTE , UNMITIGATED FOOLS ! $
07 DON'T WORRY . $
I 'M NOT GOING TO RISK ARREST AT THIS POINT BECAUSE OF SOME
- STUPID INCOMPETENT . $
NO DOUBT SOME DAY SOMEONE ELSE WILL TAKE CARE OF HIM FOR ME
. $
IF HE HASN'T ALREADY TAKEN CARE OF HIMSELF . $
WELL . $
IT IS LATE . $
THERE ARE ARRANGEMENTS TO BE MADE . $
AFTER YOU , LAEVSKY . $
01 WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU 'RE TALKING TO ? $
07 GET OUT . $
03 THIS IS MY HOME , GENTLEMEN ! $
01 I HATE YOUR DAMNED GUTS . $
WHAT ARE YOU ? $
A GENTLEMAN ? $
YOUR MOTHER WAS A FISHMONGER . $
AND YOU 'RE A REFUGEE . $
YOU WISH YOU HAD MY FAMILY , MY BACKGROUND , MY FREEDOM . $
YOU WISH YOU HAD WHAT I HAVE . $
BUT NO . $
YOU HAVE TO PRANCE AROUND ASKING MEN TO RUN OFF ON EXPEDITIO
NS WITH YOU . $
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE ! $
YOU . $
YOU 'RE THE CHOSEN SUPERMAN ? $
MY ASS . $
YOU AND NIETZSCHE , YOU AND MARX , YOU AND FATHER ABRAHAM .
$
IMAGINE YOU TALKING ABOUT A SUPERIOR RACE !! $
03 WHAT THE DEVIL ARE YOU DOING MAN ? $
07 TAKE IT . $
TAKE IT I SAID !! $
NOW . $
11 IVAN ANDREITCH ! $
I LOOK FOR YOU ! $
YOU GOT TO BE GOING WITH ME ! $
07 WHAT D' YOU WANT ! ? $
11 SOMEBODY ! $
THEY ARE WANTING ANDREITCH LAEVSKY TO BE SEEING THEM ! $
01 WHO IS IT ? $
11 HE WOULDN'T BE GIVING HIS NAME , BUT HE MUST BE SEEING YO
Y ! $
MAYBE IS BEING LIFE OR DEATH ! $
03 WHAT 'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? $
10 YES , YES , WHAT IS IT ? $
07 GET HIM OUT OF HERE ! $
11 YES , I AM TELLING . $
KIRILIN , HE IS GOING INTO YOUR HOUSE WITH HER . $
NADYEZHDA ! $
FIRST THERE IS BEING LIGHT , THEN NO LIGHT ! $
STILL , THIS TIME , NOW ! $
OH . $
YOU GOT TO BE GOING WITH ME . $
07 DISGUSTING . $
10 WELL , YOU CAN'T GO ON WITH IT NOW . $
THIS NEWS IS A TERRIBLE SHOCK FOR HIM . $
IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR . $
07 WHAT 'RE WE WAITING FOR ! ? $
11 YES , YES ! $
IVAN ANDREITCH LAEVSKY ! $
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03 GO WITH HIM ANDRE ! $
GET OUT OF HERE !! $
01 NO !! $
KIRILIN IS ONLY FINISHING WHAT I STARTED . $
11 BUT WHY ARE YOU BEING WITH GUNS IN YOUR HANDS ? $
01 I 'M SORRY . $
I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST VON KOREN . $
IF HE HAS ANYTHING AGAINST ME , I 'LL APOLOGISE FOR IT . $
10 GOOD FOR YOU , ANDRE ! $
03 WELL SAID , MY BOY . $
06 BRAVO , BRAVO ! $
07 I DO NOT ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY , LAEVSKY . $
HE WANTED SATISFACTION , I 'M GIVING IT TO HIM . $
06 WELL , YOU CAN'T DO IT HERE . $
10 WE DON'T EVEN KNOW THE RULES ! $
11 OH , I AM NOT UNDERSTANDING . $
07 THERE IS A DEFINITIVE DESCRIPTION IN LERMONTOV . $
FIND IT FOR ME , DEACON . $
06 WHAT ? $
OH . $
10 WAIT . $
IN TURGENEV , BAZAROV HAD A DUEL WITH SOMEONE AND SO ON . $
I REMEMBER DISTINCTLY . $
03 VON KOREN . $
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SO EXCEPTIONALLY INTELLIGENT . $
EXPLAIN SOMETING TO ME IF YOU PLEASE . $
THERE IS A CREATURE , SOMETHING LIKE A RAT , RATHER HANDSOME
 TO LOOK AT , SIR , BUT LET ME TELL YOU VERY MEAN AND CRUEL
. $
07 I DON'T KNOW WHAT CREATURE YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT . $
03 HE SEES A BIRD AND KILLS IT . $
HE TEARS APART A BUTTERFLY AND GOES ALONG LICKING HIMSELF .
$
07 I BELIEVE YOU ARE DESCRIBING THE STOAT OR WEASEL . $
03 YOU KNOW THE CREATURE I AM DESCRIBING , SIR . $
IT WANTS TO DO AWAY WITH EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH FOR NO REASO
N WHATEVER ! $
TELL ME , WHY DOES IT EVEN EXIST ? $
07 THE BIRD WAS CARELESS . $
THE EGGS NOT WELL CONCEALED ENOUGH . $
THE BUTTERFLY HAD A FAULT IN COLORATION OR IT WOULD NOT HAVE
 BEEN SEEN . $
NATURE ITSELF DOES NOT WANT IMPERFECTION TO EXIST . $
03 YES I AM SURE THERE IS AN EXPLANATION FOR EVERYTHING IN N
ATURE , SIR . $
07 THERE ARE SOME VERY INTERESTING INSECTIVOROUS MAMMALS , D
OCTOR . $
DID YOU KNOW , FOR INSTANCE , THAT WHEN TWO MOLES MEET UNDER
GROUND , THEY DIG OUT A PLATFORM AND FIGHT UNTIL THE WEAKER
ONE FALLS ? $
SO YOU SEE EVEN MOLES KNOW ENOUGH TO DESTROY THE WEAK AND WO
RTHLESS AMONG THEMSELVES ! $
DID YOU FIND IT ? $
06 YES , I THINK SO . $
07 READ IT . $
06 WELL , THEY 'RE STANDING BACK TO BACK , AND IT IS TEN PAC
ES . $
10 BUT IT 'S TWENTY PACES HERE . $
SO YOU CAN'T GO ON WITH IT ANYWAY . $
THERE 'S NOT ENOUGH ROOM AND SO ON . $
07 WE 'LL MAKE OUR OWN RULES THEN ! $
- LAEVSKY ! $
01 OH . $
YES . $
07 THREE PACES . $
AND FIRE . $
03 MY GOD . $
07 READY . $
ONE ! $
TWO ! $
THREE ! $
03 VON KOREN ! $
YOU WANT TO DESTROY THE WEAK AND WORTHLESS . $
YOU SAY I 'M TOO OLD FOR YOUR EXPEDITION ? $
A WORN OUT OLD DOCTOR WHO HAS LOST HIS MANHOOD ? $
WHAT GOOD AM I ? $
START WITH ME , THEN ! $
NOW ! $
BEGIN WITH ME ! $
01 SHUT UP , ALEX ! $
03 GET OUT OF HERE , ANDRE ! $
01 I 'M A FAKE ! $
A FRAUD ! $
NOTHING I TOLD YOU WAS TRUE ! $
EVERYTHING I SAY IS A LIE ! $
I 'M NOT AFRAID OF BEING KILLED . $
I 'M ONLY AFRAID OF WHAT 'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME IF I 'M NO
T . $
GO AHEAD ... $
SHOOT . $
03 MY GOD - MY GOD . $
WHY - WHY ? $
07 DOCTOR ! $
WILL YOU STOP SWINGING ROUND LIKE A PENDULUM ! $
01 - SHOOT , FOR CHRIST'S SAKE ... $
PLEASE . $
07 ... YES . $
DAMN YOU . $
I WILL . $
06 HE 'LL KILL HIM !!! $
03 VANYA ! $
IVAN ANDREITCH ! $
06 OH MY GOD ALMIGHTY ! $
10 GET SOME LIGHT IN HERE ! $
11 AMENAIN INCH GADARYALE ... AMENAIN INCH GADARYALE ... $
06 YOU MIGHT KNOW HE WOULDN'T STOP . $
03 YOU MIGHT AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY , SIR , TO PAY YOUR R
ESPECTS . $
07 I REALLY MUST BE GOING . $
06 NO CONSCIENCE . $
HE HAS NO CONSCIENCE WHATEVER . $
07 I DID WHAT I DID . $
MY PRINCIPLES ARE STILL THE SAME . $
06 IT WAS BECAUSE OF YOUR PRINCIPLES THAT I KNEW YOU WANTED
TO KILL HIM . $
07 DOCTOR , I DON'T THINK YOU 'D BETTER DO THIS . $
03 THERE MAY NEVER BE ANOTHER CHANCE . $
IVAN ANDREITCH !! $
01 YES ! $
WHO THE HELL IS IT ? $
03 IT 'S ME ! $
SAMOYLENKO ! $
06 IF I 'D BEEN ANDRE LAEVSKY , I WOULD 'VE TORN YOU TO PIEC
ES ! $
03 VANYA ? $
01 YES , YES , I 'M COMING ... $
OH . $
03 IVAN ANDREITCH LAEVSKY ? $
NIKOLAY VASSILITCH VON KOREN . $
KOLYA IS LEAVING , VANYA , AND HE WANTS TO SAY GOODBYE . $
07 I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME . $
01 HE 'D BETTER COME IN THEN . $
03 AFTER YOU , VON KOREN . $
DEACON ? $
03 TAKE IT TO THE SHIP AND THEN COME BACK FOR THE REST . $
08 WHY ANYBODY WANTS A TRUNK FULL OF DRIED UP JELLYFISH - $
01 I 'M SORRY I CAN'T OFFER YOU ANY COFFEE , BUT - $
03 PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT ! $
AND HOW IS YOUR NECK THIS MORNING ? $
01 FINE . $
JUST A LITTLE BULLET WOUND , THAT 'S ALL . $
03 THAT 'S ENOUGH , ISN'T IT ? $
06 IT LOOKED AS IF YOU 'D BEEN BURNED WITH A HOT IRON ! $
03 LET ME SEE HOW IT 'S DOING . $
01 DON'T TOUCH IT !  $
- I 'M SORRY , DOCTOR . $
03 SORRY . $
07 I OUGHT TO BE GOING . $
03 AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY GOODBYE TO NADYA ? $
07 TELL HER I 'M SORRY I DIDN'T HAVE TIME . $
01 SHE 'S HERE . $
06 WHERE DID YOU EXPECT HER TO BE , YOU ZOOLOGIST ? $
03 NOW , DEACON . $
01 LISTEN , AFTER YOU BROUGHT ME HOME LAST NIGHT , ALEX . $
YOU AND NIKI AND THE DEACON HERE - $
WHAT IS YOUR NAME , BY THE WAY ? $
06 ME ? $
WELL IT ISN'T IMPORTANT . $
01 NO , REALLY . $
06 POBYEDOV . $
DEACON POBYEDOV . $
01 OH . $
ANYWAY , I COULDN'T SLEEP , AND - $
03 I DON'T BLAME YOU ! $
I COULDN'T SLEEP A WINK ! $
01 NO , I MEAN I DIDN'T WANT TO SLEEP . $
IT WAS LIKE I 'D ALREADY BEEN ASLEEP FOR A LONG TIME . $
DID YOU EVER HAVE THAT FEELING ? $
EVERYTHING . $
THE LAMP , THE TABLE , THE WINDOW , THE CHAIR , IT WAS LIKE
I 'D NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE . $
AND NADYA , TOO . $
WE TALKED FOR SUCH A LONG TIME ABOUT - - I DON'T KNOW WHAT W
E TALKED ABOUT . $
BUT THE DAWN CAME , AND ALTHOUGH THE SUN ONLY CAME OUT FOR A
 MOMENT , IT DIDN'T MATTER . $
HAVE YOU EVER HAD THAT FEELING ? $
07 RIDICULOUS . $
01 NO , IT ISN'T RIDICULOUS . $
I MIGHT BE DEAD TODAY - NADYA ? $
NADYEZHDA ? $
SOMEBODY WANTS TO SAY GOODBYE TO YOU . $
07 GOODBYE , MADAM FEDEROVNA . $
I SHALL BE GOING THROUGH SAINT PETERSBURG ... $
IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU ? $
02 NO . $
NO , THANK YOU . $
NOTHING . $
REALLY . $
07 I SUPPOSE ONE OR THE OTHER OR BOTH OF YOU MAY SOON BE GOI
NG UP THERE YOURSELVES . $
01 NO , WE 'VE DECIDED TO STAY HERE FOR NOW . $
ONLY UNTIL EVERYTHING IS STRAIGHTENED OUT AND ... I 'M SORRY
 YOU WON'T BE HERE FOR THE WEDDING . $
02 ... WEDDING ? $
03 06 07 WEDDING ! ! ? $
04 I NEVER HEARD OF ANYTHING SO HORRIBLE ! $
10 HE 'LL SEE VON KOREN OFF . $
THEN WE 'LL COME BACK . $
04 BUT THINK OF THE CHILD ! $
10 WE OUGHT TO BE WITH PEOPLE AT TIMES LIKE THIS . $
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04 LOOK AT THAT ! $
WHO WOULD LEAVE THEIR LUGGAGE OUTSIDE ? $
10 IT 'S VON KOREN'S . $
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT IN HERE ! ? $
03 COME IN , COME IN ! $
NIKODIM BITYUGOV KONSTANTINE ! $
AHH , AND MARYA NIKODIMOVA KONSTANTINE ! $
AND LITTLE KATERINA ! $
- ORDERLY ! $
GO GET THE CASE OF CHAMPAGNE ! $
08 YES , YOUR EXCELLENCY , SIR ! $
03 YES , MY FRIENDS , ANDRE AND NADYA ARE GETTING MARRIED AN
D WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A PARTY ! $
04 OH DARLING , I 'M SHAKING WITH SO MUCH EMOTION I DON'T KN
OW WHAT TO DO ! $
06 IF I HAD MY BOOK I COULD MARRY THEM NOW ! $
I CAN MARRY PEOPLE YOU KNOW ! $
03 AH ! $
COME IN - CHIEF IGOR KIRILIN ! $
AND ATCHMIANOV ! $
09 JUST A MOMENT ! $
ATCHMIANOV INFORMS ME THERE WAS A DUEL LAST NIGHT . $
03 A DUEL , SIR ? $
THIS IS A WEDDING CEREMONY ! $
IVAN ANDREITCH LAEVSKY AND NADYEZHDA IVANOVNA ! $
FEDEROVNA . $
11 NADYEZHDA - - $
09 DO THEY HAVE A LICENCE ? $
03 A LICENCE ! $
THEY 'VE BEEN LIVING TOGETHER FOR TWO YEARS ! $
06 BUT I DON'T HAVE MY BOOK . $
03 MUST WE ALWAYS LIVE BY THE BOOK AND LICENCE ! ? $
07 FOR CHRIST'S SAKE MARRY THEM ! $
03 KOLYA ! $
YOU CAN 'T GO NOW . $
- DEACON ? $
06 ON ONE CONDITION ! $
TWO CONDITIONS . $
WELL DON'T TELL ANYONE I DID THIS WITHOUT - DON'T TELL ANYON
E . $
DEARLY BELOVED ? $
WE ARE GATHERED ... GATHERED ... $
NO , NO , I CAN'T SEEM TO REMEMBER IT . $
03 RELAX , MY BOY . $
06 I NEVER REALLY MARRIED ANYONE BEFORE - EXCEPT MY WIFE - A
ND ... $
WELL IF SOME PEOPLE KNEW WHAT IT IS TO BE RAISED BY IGNORANT
 , HEARTLESS PEOPLE , WHO SPIT ON THE FLOOR AND BELCH INSTEA
D OF SAYING GRACE . $
AND WHO BEAT THEIR CHILDREN WITH BELTS . $
IF SOME PEOPLE WERE RAISED LIKE THAT , MAYBE THEY WOULD BE V
ERY ANXIOUS TO SHAKE HANDS AND FORGIVE EACH OTHER'S FAULTS ,
 INSTEAD OF GOING ROUND LOOKING FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S FAULTS .
WHAT THEY LACK , AND THEIR BACKGROUNDS , AND HOW DIFFERENT T
HEY ARE FROM THE REST OF US . $
WHAT AM I SAYING ? $
THIS ISN'T THE WEDDING CEREMONY AT ALL . $
03 JUST SAY A WORD OR TWO . $
06 BUT DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN ? $
WE 'D BE MUCH BETTER OFF TO TAKE OUR ANGER DOWN WHERE THERE
ARE WHOLE STREETS FULL OF IGNORANT , HEARTLESS ! - BROKEN-HE
ARTED PEOPLE . $
WE SHOULD BE ANGRY ABOUT THINGS LIKE THAT INSTEAD OF BEING A
NGRY WITH EACH OTHER ! $
BECAUSE WE ARE HUMAN BEINGS ! $
WE ARE NOT MOLES ! $
WE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT WE DO . $
EACH ONE OF US . $
AND IT DOESN'T HAVE TO HAVE ANYTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH GOD ,
EITHER . $
JUST US . $
AND NO MATTER WHO WE ARE , OR WHAT WE ARE WE CAN STILL DO TH
E BEST WE CAN DO . $
OR WE CAN DO THE WORST WE CAN DO . $
DID YOU KNOW THAT ? $
EACH ONE OF US ! $
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY ! $
WHY DO WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL WE ALMOST KILL SOMEBODY ? $
OR UNTIL WE ALMOST GET KILLED ? $
OR TILL A WHOLE LOT OF US KILL EACH OTHER , OR GET KILLED ?
BEFORE WE CHANGE ! ? $
IF WE EVER DO CHANGE , IF WE EVER CAN CHANGE ! ? $
WHY ! ? $
WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE AT THE POINT OF A GUN !! ? $
... I DON'T KNOW ... $
I DON'T ... $
I 'M SORRY , I SUPPOSE THIS ISN'T A VERY GOOD WEDDING CEREMO
NY , BUT I DON'T HAVE MY BOOK AND ... $
WELL , IT 'S WRONG YOU SEE . $
YOU SHOULD BE STANDING OVER HERE AND ALL THE OTHERS SHOULD B
E GATHERED AROUND . $
ANYWAY , I HOPE YOU 'LL ALWAYS BE IN LOVE , AND TRY TO UNDER
STAND EACH OTHER , AND THAT YOU 'LL ALWAYS BE HAPPY TOGETHER
 UNTIL ... UNTIL DEATH DO YOU PART . $
DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN ? $
... WELL NADYA ? $
DO YOU TAKE THIS MAN AS YOUR HUSBAND ? $
02 I DO . $
06 AND ANDRE , DO YOU TAKE THIS WOMAN AS YOUR WIFE ? $
01 YES . $
I DO . $
06 I - OH - $
DOES ANYONE HERE SEE ANY REASON WHY ... ? $
I PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE THEN , BUT PLEASE , PLEASE
GET A LICENCE ! $
WELL I 'M SORRY . $
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THIS WAS JUST A TERRIBLE JOB AND - I 'M SORRY . $
03 OH MY GOD IT 'S THE SHIP ! $
SPLENDID WEDDING , DEACON ! $
10 VERY GOOD , DEACON ! $
06 DO YOU REALLY THINK SO ? $
09 VON KOREN . $
WAS THERE A DUEL LAST NIGHT ? $
07 ... NO . $
THERE WAS NO DUEL . $
03 KOLYA ? $
- VANYA , MY BOY . $
COME OVER HERE . $
07 DOCTOR . $
JUST BECAUSE I CAME IN HERE WITH YOU , THAT DOESN'T MEAN - $
03 I KNOW , MY BOY . $
HOWEVER . $
WE HAPPEN TO LIVE ? $
AND LIFE HAPPENS TO US . $
SOMETIMES WE TAKE ONE STEP FORWARD , AND TWO STEPS BACK . $
I AM NOT ALWAYS SURE IN WHICH DIRECTION WE ARE GOING . $
BUT AFTER MANY YEARS OF LIVING , GENTLEMEN , I HAVE FOUND TH
AT THE ONLY TRUTH IS THAT NOBODY KNOWS THE REAL TRUTH . $
01 NO . $
NOBODY KNOWS THE REAL TRUTH . $
07 GOODBYE . $
03 SPLENDID , SPLENDID , GENTLEMEN ! $
06 I 'M PROUD OF YOU ! $
I 'M ACTUALLY PROUD OF YOU ! $
HERE YOU WERE DISSECTING JELLYFISH , LOOKING FOR THE SECRET
OF LIFE , TALKING ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE AND EVERYTHING HAS CO
ME OUT EXACTLY THE SAME ! $
ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL ? $
YOU WERE LIKE REAL CONQUERORS , BOTH OF YOU ! $
07 DON'T BE AN ASS , DEACON ! $
CONQUERORS SHOULD BE LIKE EAGLES ! $
BUT LIKE ALL CONQUERORS WE END UP BOWING AND SCRAPING AND SH
AKING HANDS LIKE A BUNCH OF MONKEYS ! $
CONQUERORS . $
THERE 'S NEVER BEEN ANY SUCH THING ! $
BUT SOME DAY , DEACON . $
SOME DAY ! $
WHEN I THINK WHAT I COULD HAVE DONE , WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAI
D ! $
I AM COMPLETELY DISAPPOINTED IN MYSELF ! $
06 WAIT ! $
WAIT ! $
WHAT ABOUT THE EXPEDITION ! ? $
09 WHAT KIND OF FOOL DO YOU THINK I AM ? $
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THEY WERE GETTING MARRIED ? $
11 HOW AM I KNOWING THIS ? $
BUT YOU ! $
LAST NIGHT ! $
09 LAST NIGHT ? $
WHAT ABOUT LAST NIGHT ? $
11 NOTHING . $
BEING NOTHING . $
NADYEZHDA ! $
03 GOODBYE , MY BOY ! $
MY DEAR ! $
WE 'LL SEE YOU LATER ! $
10 AREN'T YOU COMING WITH US ? $
05 PAPA ! $
THEY 'VE JUST GOT MARRIED ! $
10 OH ! $
05 COME ON , MAMA ! $
04 BUT I WANT TO STAY HERE ! $
I 'M SO HAPPY ! $
05 OH , MAMA ! $
FOR HEAVENS SAKE ! $
04 IT 'S ALL RIGHT ! $
I ALWAYS CRY AT WEDDINGS AND FUNERALS . $
I HAVEN'T BEEN SO HAPPY IN FOURTEEN YEARS OF MARRIAGE ! $
05 BUT , MAMA ! $
I 'LL BE SIXTEEN NEXT WEEK ! $
04 OH !! $
09 OH DEAR !! $
02 HAHAHAHAHA ! $
01 MAYBE I SHOULD GO DOWN AND SEE HIM OFF . $
02 VON KOREN ? $
01 THEY WENT THAT WAY . $
I THINK IT 'S GOING TO RAIN AGAIN . $
02 I 'LL MAKE SOME COFFEE . $
01 COFFEE ? $
DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY THIS IS ? $
02 THURSDAY . $
NO TUESDAY . $
I MEAN WEDNESDAY . $
01 ... TO LOVE . $